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Speaker 1 (00:00):
No, no drying or sucking of nuts. Fan of the
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 1 (00:17):
Thanks mate. What about you, magie? Have you ever tried
or sucked?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Let's let's have it talk about this. I mean I
went to I went. I went to boarding school when
I was sure only for third only when I was thirteen,
and you went a lot longer than I did. But
I didn't come across or easy hey yup. But I
also don't have any pews. I didn't come across any
sort of silly buggers hey yup going on then. But
(00:44):
I'd imagine there would be a fair amount of experimentation
going on in an all male boarding school.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Surely, wouldn't you one?
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Of course, Yeah, there's a lot of jiz flying around
at there. Excuse me? Is this I'm just going to say,
put a warning on that one? Would your key?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
He?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Can you beat that out?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Can you put a siren on that? Keys?
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Not racist, but it is a massive concern.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
We haven't we don't have a race, we don't have
a sirena.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Well we should probably get we've got too many, but
there would be Yeah, absolutely, there would be for sure,
for sure? What I mean, what do you mean? Really?
What do you think not?
Speaker 4 (01:22):
What about if you were in a male prison, key,
would you say there's nothing? There'd be nothing going on
there just all be well, even heterosexual men. Yeah, I
really judge mental of you just suggest that wasn't judging
right that j you cadding me wouldn't be going on?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But all I'm stop.
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Suck these nuts or dry these nuts, right, would yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:57):
All of us saying? I was just surprised because when
I was a young feel I went to a mixed
school though, so there was no thoughts for you know,
but I suppose when you're staying every night with just
boys and there's only boys everywhere, I can see why
you did what you did.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Why would there be no thought? I mean there but
probably plenty of guys there that had those thoughts.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Absolutely, I'm just talking from my own personal experiences, right,
So I don't I don't know, I.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Achieve under interrogation in a safe place, brother, a fine man.
We actually cut that out, Pokestone and replay that because
that sounded.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Like a man trying a bit hard test too much.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Yeah, man, I.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Never have. I found myself in a situation once later
later in my life where it was it was on the.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Cards, actually was in the sawner the other day.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, it wasn't in a sort actually it's never been
on the sauna.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
When you say it was on the cards, it was
because it was something you were considering.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Because it was the other person was considering it pretty strong.
I mean, I've had a few of those sorts of
things going on over the years. I'm sure you must
have been in the theater, Jay, all sorts of characters
hanging around the place, and and I was just like, look,
if I was going to it probably would be with
this person.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Sure, oh wow, I wasn't.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
But it's just I'm not more good and that's yeah yeah,
and Mogi, that's okay mate, thanks mate. But then what
if I was in prison? What if I wasn't well?
And but the other thing is if I was in prison,
now I wouldn't because I just like I can go years. Yeah,
(03:48):
but I was Keesy's age for example. But true story, yeah,
and full of it, still full of it. I was
still full of it?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Am I full of it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I was full of it. I'm saying I was at
your age.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Are you not full of it anymore?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
No? Oh?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Wow? Does it drop off?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
It doesn't drop off, It disappears.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
It decreases, like your libido.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
My libido, that's right, really, fuck you?
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Mine is more vigorous than ever.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, but you've got you've got nothing going on down there?
Ye feels dead. Yeah, from the waist down and you
got to you gotta you know. I can't see over
my belly either. It's like a corpse down there. Yeah,
it's a huge, massive corpse chowd if if you can, if.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
You can imagine, like I don't want to, like kind
of Tyrannosaurus size slug.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Just and it has got those two little hands and it's.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Like stuck to my thigh. That's what it looks like, keezy, right, Okay, Yeah, yeah, it.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Does drop off. But what I mean, I've also got
friends that are my age and older, and they've got
a you know, vigorous they're off after the races. But
I also think just mitigating factors that affect it, you
know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Yeah, totally, And I mean it does absolutely drop off, keysy.
So you know, while you're on the zone.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Mate, make hay as they say, get.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Stuck in there, your little fellow.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
There, thanks fellas, but yeah never, but yeah, I've got
certainly got some like a very very good made of
mine who went had quite quite the sexual drive when
he was a younger man, and he just thought, oh,
there's got to be more to it than this, and
so he had a he had a good old fashioned run. Sure,
(05:44):
tried the lot, right, tried the lot, and there was
a ventually like I think this will is and then
and then well, I suppose got into a heatero sexual,
not a not a there's no such thing as normal now, kezy,
you can forget about that, a hterosexual relationship. But he
tried it all, like loved it. It's a playground. A
(06:08):
lot of people they're like, should well get in there?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Because I am someone who if I like something from
a certain restaurant, we'll just get that same food potatoes.
Because no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, not at all.
I figured I figured out what the thing at this
restaurant is that I like, and I will just get
that every time. But I might not have tried everything.
The restaurant has to offer.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
It right, funnily enough, because.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
I'm just happy with ham and pineapple.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
My wife and I were having a discussion last night
about we've got to get more adventurous with our food.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
Yes, I'm with you, yeah, that it was food, because
you know, we eat pretty pretty good food.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
Not very often though, But I'm like you, Kezy, you know,
I don't know if you are I If I go
to you know, we'll go. We'll be down at Beavana.
What will I order, Kezy? If there's a lunch menu.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
If there's a lunch menu, you probably just order whatever
I have or squid, oh, calamari.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Yeah, And it's like, I'm the same if I go
to a restaurant that I've been to before and I
had a really nice something, I'll get that again. You
want to go to the restaurant every now and then,
But it's actually like, no, don't do that because you've
already had that.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, it's nice, try.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
Something out, but what if the other thing's not as good.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Well then it might be superior, Keysy, but you're risking it.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Well that's right, but why no rest reward exactly?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
But you can just have the good reward that you
like just there and then that's my argument.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Not yet it is an argument, but then it means
you've got an opportunity for excitement or finding new things
or discovery. You can't discover if you don't see it.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're not expanding your horizons.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Yeah, fair enough, I will try dudes then yeah, or kellermary.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
I think calamary was a metaphor. Were getting through plenty
of klamary.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I don't know more calamari.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
J I don't know why it is they always order
klamary because I mean, I like it, but a lot
of the time it's chewy, squid tentacle.
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Chew that can be Are we still talking about klamary?
Are we? Are we?
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
I don't know the why. Big Show were days from
four on radio Hurarchy Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
But also on the front of cooking, and we always
we have this conversation probably every six months where we
go we need to expand our cooking range here because
we tend to go for your safeties.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You know what I mean? Do you we do stop standard.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Which will have this missionary meals?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Yes, yes, with the pajama pants are on and the
fly open and the lights off.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
That's rights now, and then you have to put yourself
into the dog, yes with your pants off?
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Is this still squid chat? What do we.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Very real? He cooked squid at home?
Speaker 2 (09:02):
I would love to see you cook a squid.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
I used to cook a bit of squid in the day.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
God, it was good, yeah, man, squid days, yeah far out.
What about in your boudoir? Do you feel like you
got a spice ot up?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Oh no, we're pretty good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
But it's that thing of it's not just you in
terms of you know, my wife's aging as well.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
You know you're saying really fast, but you know on.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
Both sides, and so you've got it. You've got in
some ways a double whammy. But you fall into a
kind of relaxed state about it. You know what it
was like when you were young, buck, and you're just
frouffing all the time. It's not like that anymore like that,
and it's like, oh, yeah, we can do it now,
that'll be cool.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
Right.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
That sounds And I give the old slug a slap
and it's sort.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Of old car. Are you going to like little hands
the yeah, pull the choke and then it up.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
And then eventually ship. She's up really go quick.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Quick, damn it. Yeah, I said the front keasy.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
I was looking at my phone with me and my wife.
Speaker 3 (10:17):
People love people love a vape, don't they.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, I'm so glad I don't vape.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
It's one of the best things about you, Keezy. Oh
these young people out here vaping, young woman there, young men. Yes,
they're going to be fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:31):
Yeah. Well, it's one of those things we still don't
really know the effect.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I tell you what, it's not gonna be good apart
from like bubble sense. It'd be good for you bubble lung.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
Wow, you just bubbles chest, is it true?
Speaker 3 (10:46):
And your lungs and your lungs from vaping vaping? Yeah, good,
it's not good. I've got to give up the darriies, man,
I've just been thinking about them. I'm just yeah, I'm
coming back.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
It's like what you're going to start smoke in the middle.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I'll tell you what. Something quite interesting has happened in
my life. Yes, and so I've got something going on
where I've sort of like I can't really stop drinking,
and I can't I need to be more social as
a result of this thing that's happening. In my life,
and it's like, my wife's going, yeah, you got to
what be more social one. So it says, yeah, so
(11:22):
I got the singer, and it's like, well, I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Because I can't.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
In order for this thing to happen, I need to
be social and I need to make an effort. So
I can't be like oh yeah, cool, that's great and
then like not hang out with anybody for you know,
one hundred days down to seventy seven days. It's like
because you're but my wife is quite She's like, yeah, no,
you're getting need to. It's like, well, just so you know,
all the behaviors coming all the behaviors coming back, it's
(11:51):
all coming back. It's going to be smoking that.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's very interesting because I'm always and I need to
go one way or the other. I'm just in the
middle where I run a few times a week, I
eat relatively well, and then ship on the weekends, get
drunk on the weekends most of the time. Yeah, you
just operate in this purgatory in the middle week.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
But you're also at an age where your body is
like sweet yea and it just runs. So you're now
getting to an age where that's not going to be enough.
I thought it would, and so you you will get
to a point where your body just starts piling on
weight and you have to relearn your entire fitness regime.
So I started when I go to the gym when
I was like twenty six, which was felt late.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
It was quite that.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, well, Jim, it was only even a thing like
the last sort of twenty years.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah, that's right. I mean I remember when I started
my first running job and my boss trying to convince
me to use moisturizer.
Speaker 2 (12:43):
Is it running on those in the in the movies?
Speaker 3 (12:45):
You should? She goes some of my male mates ustres.
I was like, fuck off. And now it's just like,
within twenty years, you completely changed what men are like.
But yeah, so you're gonna yeah, it's easy because it's
you didn't have to do anything and you'll be fucking
ripped airs drinking per every week. That's fucking massive stretch.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
But it is a real conundrum, the whole socializing thing
and not drinking and smoking.
Speaker 1 (13:12):
Not the smoking, okay, but they're not drinking part.
Speaker 4 (13:14):
That's why I don't really socialize, because I mean I
would love to go and just sit around with mates
and sink pest all day. But it just doesn't work
for me in the end, and so and it's and
I can still go to parties and I can still
do that when people are drinking, but it gets tedious.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Pretty people get drunk.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It gets really really quick for me.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
I can glass about an hour and then I'm like,
I'm fucking done with this. Ship Now I'm out of here. Yeah,
you know, like my wife and I say going to Adelaide,
when we went to Adelaide, and it's like, geez, you know,
it would be pretty cool getting on it.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Have you ever been in a situation where have you
done it before? You sorry, you go, no, I'm really
steemed and you've thought, oh god, you know genuinely, well,
I'm quite steamed, and you guys are sober, and you've
been like, ship, this is this is really tedious to
be around Kezy right.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
Now, you've only done it once on the radio.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
On the radio.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
You've only done it once.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Steamed on the radio. Yeah, when was that?
Speaker 1 (14:18):
We don't want to get into that, but really.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
There's been no, there's been a couple of occasions after the.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Show where you've been pretty steam and I was.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Fucking hell, here's an easy drug.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
It's just a bit punishing. So I'm just going to
go yea, yeah, okay, it's good but not punishing. No, no, no,
but still, but you're steamed, and I'm like, okay, I'm
just a funk off out of here.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, And it's not and it's not even everybody's steamed.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
And it's funny too, because you think when you're at
that level in the middle, you're like, no, that's sweet ass,
I'm pretty good. Yeah, but it's quite obvious that you are.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
Yeah, whenever you're that hair, but you must be drunk.
It's such a great figure.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
Just on that.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
By the way, what you're talking about of a relationship
whereby the mail and the relationship stop drinking for a
long time.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
And then the wife said, oh, you're kind of tedious.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
She does that to me all the time.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
You're pretty boring. And he was like, and exactly what
you said. He said, all right, okay, okay, that's I
I hear you.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
I know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
It's all right, let's get on it, you know, and
it'll be like a fucking bottle.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Of wine in the morning. Let's let's get moving.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
I'm not going to be at that stage. But then
I've done it before, where that's the conversation that will
be had, and then it's like, oh you're staying up,
Oh you're going to finish that bottle. It's like, yes, yes,
I'm the same person. This is this is how I drink.
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Her complaint is that, and fearly is that if I'm
not drinking, I don't stop I don't stop doing. I'm
always doing something. The only thing that stops me from
doing something is drinking, because then I'm doing something, but
it's drinking. Yes, so I can sit down and drink. Yeah,
and then yeah a cavil where I'm absolutely useless.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (16:15):
Well that's the other thing too, is the are just
not good, No, just not good, Keysy, But you're still
at that stage and pug sons the same mind you.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Pugsan doesn't really get on.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
He doesn't drink really.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Where where the hangovers are so punishing that it's just
like fuck the ship and I go for two days,
so I.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Get two days or not. I get one day hangover,
second day hitdache and just slow. But I also don't
have like kids or anything like that. When I am hungover.
We're just going to full hangover mode.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
But I'm also lucky in the sense that my wife doesn't.
She doesn't drink this and not, which is great for
any She just doesn't. You know, it will go out
and I'll go fucking get into it, darling.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
You know you have her. Some beusies have a have
a cocktail. It's like, nah, I don't really like how
it makes me feel.
Speaker 4 (17:12):
To be honest, Okay, yeah, fair coloring and then I
get steep and then we make lovey.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Do we need to put anything on this one?
Speaker 3 (17:27):
I think that was all right? So that's pretty hot?
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are a ten? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Because it has stuff keys he said, yeah, stuff.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
I said, Hey, listen to the Hucky b Show four
or seven week days radio. Hurdarchy so good.