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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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with just nice, smart.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
And good you mad Barsid's great to have your company,
This Saysday afternoon, the twenty second of August twenty twenty four.
And you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show.
And I'm going to tell you here in Auckland City,
what a magnificent day it is, beautiful sunshine, lovely blue skies.
I hope it's like that around the rest of the
country because spring is on its way. And Moggie au Stallion,

(00:40):
how's life?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
When I tell you what, man, this is the thing
with this life we're living. It was brought to us,
and it was brought to us by night and Day.
Go and Grasse your mad dog, your six son of
a bee. Another beautiful day, and dear, we're on the
verge of hitting down to Wellington for a long weekend,
a little bit of beer. Vanna bloody excited about that.

(01:04):
But before that, we've got to get today's show out
of the world, don't we. All keesy.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Over the.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Hell you. God, you're looking good today, man, just good
vibes in the in the studio today. You're clean shaven,
You're gonna lovely white cap on. You're got a lovely jacket,
clean crisp white shirt.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
Man, you're looking hot, thanks, Jason. Feeling hot? Yeah, this
show's hot. Yeah, man hot.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
It's hot day out there.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
It's really hot out there.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Man, what the hell, Pugs looks hot.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yeah, he's looking good. Eh.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Yeah, man, we're looking hot. Yeah, you look good.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Hush thanks feelings, No, you look good man, thanks. Man.
You know I'm feeling pretty good. Actually did a lot
of exercise and stuff today, did some good positive stuff
for my mental house. Oh you know what I mean.
So it's all good, mog you just little steps every
day makes some progress. Good on you, mate, baby steps.
Now listen, we have a massive shower head. By the way,

(01:58):
got caught a forestming into chat about her upcoming comedy special.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Hey, she's you know, she's my wife's favorite comedian. Genuinely yes,
very excited.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
What else have we got kezy?

Speaker 6 (02:08):
Well, of course, make sure you keep an ear out
for the twenty five grand fiddler that could strike at
any time. And if you call us on eight hundred
Hodaki and you are call a number one hundred, you'll
instantly get one thousand dollars, So it's worth keeping an
ear out for. Plus, got a few scenarios after the
off the back of yesterday's very successful.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
First cass chat.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Yeah, do some scenarios around how to pick people up
in a club if.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
We'll see how we go. But hey, what let's kick
off Queens for the Stone Shune the.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Hod Achi Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezys indeed.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
The muppin Birds there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Thursday afternoon twenty four minutes past four.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Hey, don't forget.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Nixt Friday, the thirtieth of August is deafital Day and
ain Zed Radio Hodaki. We're teaming up to raise money
for the Cancer Society. If you would like to donate
to the cause, text the word donate to two four
four two right now. And if we can raise one
hundred grand by definital Day, one of us here on
the Big Show we'll have to do a bungee jump
off the Auckland Harbor Bridge wearing nothing but an extremely

(03:12):
tight definitial costume.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
I haven't really thought about that, but that's actually happening,
is it. It's somebody's doing that great the bungee jumper,
that's right.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
Yeah, so donate is the word? Text it to two
four four two right now and get hoidy. I mean
one of us jumping off the old Orkland Harbor bridge there.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I'm all good, I'm all g with a bungee jump.
It's just the really tied out for them, A bit
worried about self conscious about why is that just self
I just get self conscious? Keezy.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, I guess you'll.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Be able to see the outline of your burnt meat petties.
That's true, there is something to be a bit concerned about,
and possibly also your absolute disgrace of a circumcision that
botched circumcision.

Speaker 6 (03:54):
Although to be fear be a lot of realism with
the giant bush. You're operating with the plant coming, you know,
the definitial head. But anyway, what we're actually talking about
on the costume, yeah, what we're actually talking about here
is fellas for the last.

Speaker 3 (04:14):
What are we actually talking about?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
We could keep talking about this.

Speaker 6 (04:21):
So for the last sort of three or four weeks,
so I've been monitoring flights because for New Years this year,
I would like to be out of the country. I've
never done New Years overseas before. I think it's just
be an extra fun way to celebrate because New Year
has always a bit of a let down. I find
in my experience, you know.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
It goes off my place.

Speaker 6 (04:36):
Yeah, interesting, I'm usually for New Years well exactly and
mogis with Tinker. Yeah, it's going off watching UFC highlights
and then going a bit at twelve oh one.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
So this year I was like, where can we go?
That's hot?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
My wife wanted it to be hot, and I wanted
it to be like an experience, and we're very different.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
So we've landed on Cambodia.

Speaker 6 (04:54):
So we're going to go there sort of Boxing day ish,
come back on about the eighth of Jan which is cool,
but I'll be monitoring flights and that bloody expensive over
that time. They just instantly. There's no likely price negotiations
or fluctuations. It's just expensive from the get go.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:09):
So I've been going across all these airlines and figuring
out the best place to buy from. I found some
tickets which are going to save us about a thousand dollars, right,
it's through.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
I think it's China Airlines.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
Never flown them before, and it involves us stopping over
in Taiwan, which is fine, it'd be quite cool. It's
going to save us a lot of money. However, instantly,
just as I was about to book the tickets, my
wife what she does, gets on Google my wave. She
gets on Google there and she searches people's experiences with

(05:40):
China Airlines and.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
It starts out with loved it really underrated.

Speaker 6 (05:43):
Don't let the fact that it's cheap throw you off,
you know, if you're not expecting amazing service or whatever.
It's just good for the value. Blah blah blahlah blah.
And then she finds an article from five years ago
officially declaring that as the most deadly airline in the
world or something, and she sends me that and she's
just like, we can't go on it.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
It's too deadly.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:00):
She was racist. Can you play the siren? Well, I
don't know if that's yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
I was going to say, where's the siren?

Speaker 6 (06:09):
Well, it's nothing, There was nothing. It's nothing to do
with that. It was just the fact that it was
at the time.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
Hell of a coincidence. You're making it racist.

Speaker 3 (06:18):
Geez, well, hang on, you guys carrying on bogs. He's
just called me from them from management.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
I don't know, Kays. It doesn't sound good to me. Mate.

Speaker 6 (06:31):
What's just because it was the deadliest. It's not because deadly? Yeah,
but I mean.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
You're actually better off dying in a plane crash than
you are being racist, and she should know that to
do her age the Hurdiarchy.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
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Speaker 3 (06:46):
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Speaker 5 (06:59):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
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Hoidy J's package, and all of them are full of
great stuff.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Can I just say, Kezy that I really like your package?

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Fair enough? Cheers?

Speaker 3 (07:11):
I feel like no one's going to take my package.

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Yours is sort of a weird It's it's.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Great old school Father's Day stuff. Me, this is what
you get your dad.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Well, that's the thing that it's an old school package,
whereas the people calling through probably won't be old school.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah, but I'm picking that a lot of the fathers
out there are old school and they'll love that.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Well, I can tell you I want new Onndy's. This
is what I'm telling you, Joe's. I'm a father. I
don't want soap on a rope. I just don't.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
You're a shell Gail guy. Well, no, I'm not. No.
I like a bar.

Speaker 4 (07:44):
Actually I do like a bar. I use a bar,
but I don't like a soap on a rope. Right,
maybe I should try it because I think I think
yours and mine keys are going to go left front
and center. But James, I think yours will still be
here by the end of this promotion.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Oh, look to take the snape on a ripe home,
I will you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Can I just also quickly, just while we're here, Can
I just jump in really quick and just say that
my wife isn't racist or you can say it?

Speaker 3 (08:10):
No?

Speaker 5 (08:10):
No, no, no can I No? I mean it.

Speaker 6 (08:13):
When I say it, I mean it and I know it,
and she's not racist, no doubt.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
I just got a text from my wife and the
break there, and she was going, oh Keezy's wife. That
was pretty full on.

Speaker 6 (08:24):
No, no, no, like anyone that sort of is just
jumping in now and is wondering what Keasey's wife said.
Check out the herd Acku Big Show podcast. You'll you'll
be able to listen and hear that she's not racist.
I don't, I don't think anyway. Let's go to the lines.

Speaker 5 (08:39):
Abram, Yo, how are you going?

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (08:44):
You say're going?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Great things?

Speaker 1 (08:46):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah? Good things mate? What do you do for across Abram? Oh?

Speaker 6 (08:50):
I do a bit of adventure tour guide.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Ah, it's a pretty wide knit. You're throwing out the brother.
What sort of things are you doing? Adventure?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Is your bouldering? Are you doing a bit of bunge?
What do you got? A whole bunch of taking people
out on bikes all over the country.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
All over the world? Really yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:11):
Nice bikes?

Speaker 3 (09:12):
Yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (09:14):
I'm taking a whole bunch of people over to Utah
next month for a big old bike trip over there.

Speaker 5 (09:20):
Good good stuff, mate, it's good. Hey, Abram, you're dead.
Does he deserve one of our packages?

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
And why does he deserve it? Oh?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Of course he deserves it.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
He is the biggest backbone to walk this hurt, right.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Yeah? Good cool man, good cool me. Yeah. Well, here's
my package, Abram. It's a soap on a rope, a
beautiful pack of brand new jockey white underwear, and two
packets of Scorch diamonds.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
Again, this is my one, and you're dead. I'm taking.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
He's probably a either a Canadian or a Yank, there's
not much difference. Get himself a back bone T shirt.
You get himself a coveted Warriors jersey, and or get
himself a head massager.

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Oh yeah, man, I think an American would love a
backbone shirt. Or Man, my package, Abrahm, a socket set,
a copy of Fat Freddy's Drops based on a true
story on Finyl, one of my favorite albums ever, and
a Lynx Africa gift pack. You just have to choose, now, Man,
whose package do you want to send to your dad?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Oh? I'm going to have to go with Mogie's package. Ah,
not a bad choice.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Good choice, man, good choice. Congratulations, your dad's going to
be very happy.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
Man.

Speaker 4 (10:39):
I do have I've got a little bit of concern.
Maybe we should talk about this off here. But my
question for you, Jason and you Kezy. You've got the
Lynx Africa pack. There is that racist links Africa. Yeah
oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
You see because that came out some years ago. I'm
sure it was fine back then, but now do you
know what, I'm realizing?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (11:00):
That was my wife's idea?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh god?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh but it's Tenacious D.

Speaker 5 (11:06):
Great tune. So I love Tenacious D.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
The whole Archy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
Talking heads there on the radio. Darchy Big Show this
Thursday Afternoon of Chime is four forty nine, and I've
got an apology to mate. For people that don't know this,
I am Keysey's agent and agent agent. Okay, what did
you think? I said?

Speaker 5 (11:34):
I was going to play the racism alarm again? But
that's all good?

Speaker 3 (11:38):
What okay? Yeah, we'll leave that to your wife.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
She is going to hate this so much.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
And I'll be honest with the NB Fair here. I
haven't managed to score Keysy any work at all yet, Mogi.
No lots of audish and I yeah, yeah, And I've
realized and I'm taken a really good hard look at
myself in the mirror and there's a lot to light there.
But also I've realized that I've let you down, Kisy. Yeah,

(12:15):
and I have sent someone not ready, not prepared, lacking
the skills and sort of necessary attributes to succeed in
this industry.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Are you talking about me? Yes, because I thought you
were talking about you, as you.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Know, I was talking about you as an actor. Oh okay,
wholly unready for the situation. It's like going to war
Moogie and sending him out over the top of the trenches.
They're blowing him. Also, he's got no gun, nothing, He's
just running in the wilderness.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
He's taking a knife to a gun fight.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Exactly the douche to dooch to do. She she gets blown up.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
So the knife is my acting ability?

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, well you don't even have a knife though, What.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
Have I got a spoon?

Speaker 3 (12:53):
No, you're you're harmless. You're basically unarmed.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Just holding you downstairs. You thought it was a knife,
but it's not, you know, And it's and.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It's really easy to sort of gauge that because I
follow up on all your auditions, and you know, I
can just tell from what they say to me that
you know they haven't gone well. And then I I've
had to analyze how can I be better for Keysy
as an agent? And I've realized, of course, you lack training,
you lack experience, you lack all of those things. Talent

(13:22):
there you either have it or you don't.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
Yeah, exactly, and I got it. I just need to
hone it.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
Well. You know, if you don't, then you work on
other areas of you know, to try and improve your chances.
And so what I thought i'd do is get you
some acting classes.

Speaker 5 (13:37):
Okay, and I do for those, No.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
They're free. I need a commitment from you that you're
prepared to do that sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
Absolutely, if you think it'll, if you think it'll give
me the necessary skills to succeed in this area. I
am one hundred percent keen to better myself.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Look, it's a long shot whatever we do, but I'm
willing to give it a track.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
Just saying stuff like that does just if we're being
honest here.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
I am being honest and that's what I want to be.

Speaker 6 (14:02):
But if we're being honestly, saying stuff like that damages
my confidence.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Oh that's the thing I think we need to You
need to knock your confidence right down.

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yes, just level it. I think you're paying your confidence.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Knock it down, put it in a wheelbarrow, take it
out to a truck, put it in the back of
the that you take it out to the tip and
dump it out of the tip and then pay the
fear on the way out. Get rid of that confidence
and then and then start again and go back and
then rebuild it.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
No, no, no, because what's that based on my confidence?

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah? I know self esteem?

Speaker 3 (14:30):
No no, no, no no. M So I've.

Speaker 5 (14:37):
Booked you in for a course, okay, how long?

Speaker 3 (14:39):
It's at the run Ranui Community Center eight to ten weekdays.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
Eight to ten.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
What do you need an hour before the show finishes?
And to get there and stuff? Rannu he's just in
the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 7 (14:53):
Who's it with.

Speaker 3 (14:54):
It's just like a community group.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
As a guy that is a bloody he's a bloody
good teacher. He's based out how would Yeah, and he
makes a trip up every night.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Sorry, eight to ten? What do you mean eight till ten?

Speaker 3 (15:07):
Well eight pen was when the course runs from.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Eight p m till ten pm?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it does it covers everything you know,
like yeah, yeah, clowning, animal.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Spirit, yes, all that sort of animals.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Put your pants on one league at a time. Yeah,
because I've done people put the wrong leg on, Yes,
they put the wrong leg in first, that you're bugging
for the rest of the day.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
Yeah, that's a really good point.

Speaker 3 (15:31):
And there's one really good one too, which a lot
of people don't realize, because you're quite handsy in terms
of no, I just mean in terms of acting. I'm
very like just because there's a there's a one whole
week dedicated to what to do with your hands when
you're acting.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Right, Okay, so you're keen, I can lock it in
and how many weeks does it go for for.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
The rest of the year. But I reckon by the
end of it, you'll have some skills.

Speaker 5 (15:55):
You reckon, I'll be able to get some books, some
jobs after that.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
I think that's pushing it a bit far, but I
I think you'll be better than when you started. You'll
have to cancel that Cambodia trip.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
Yeah, okay, I'll do it.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Good on you, Keysy.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
Here's the Keys of Leon. By the way, I'm keen.
I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
The hoed Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
Kesey Us and Kings of Leon. There on the radio
hoed Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon coming up after
five o'clock, We've got the magnificent comedian kurd A Forester,
which I'm really looking forward to, and really exciting news
the old Big Show go back into the dating scene.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
God can't wait for that. That was based on the
success of our first kiss stories from yesterday's show. If
you missed that, by the way, seven thirty every single
weeknight a best of package of the day's show comes out.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
See yesterday's one is there? If you're listening pleasure, just
search Hodarky.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, make sure you do this into it too, because otherwise,
what the hell's Pug's doing in there? You know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Completely wasting time?

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Yeah, what's the point of his life if you don't
make the effort to listen to the hard work that
he does.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
Actually, I've just got a text here on three four
eight three as well. It says, hey, keasy anyway that
we can win fifty a night and day vouchers today?
The only one I can think of is probably after
sex will do what's for teen New Zealand. Ah, sure,
So if you want to win some you can start
something through your dinner ideas and that, and we might
be able to dish those out later on.

Speaker 5 (17:21):
It's a great idea.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
It's South Keezy the whole ching Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Kezy.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
Tune in week days at four on radio. Hold Ikey, welcome.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Back to you as Backbones. Hope your Thursday's going along
very nicely. You're listening to the big Show brought to
you by Night. Wait.

Speaker 5 (17:44):
I thought we didn't want it to come down.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
I don't know what's happening anymore. I've completely I don't
know what's going on with the vocalizations.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Well, let's just go up here or just stay on
that same time, go on.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Today.

Speaker 5 (18:01):
That was you going down again. That was you, Jace.
You've got to stop going down.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
Yeah, old habits Man, Old habits.

Speaker 5 (18:11):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (18:12):
Speaking of night and day. What's the night and Day
special today at the moment?

Speaker 5 (18:17):
Kezy, yeahzy Man. Oh, it's a hoiity j special today.

Speaker 3 (18:21):
How good?

Speaker 5 (18:22):
Yeah, it's actually not there. Great.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
It's a Breasta made coffee which is usually as low
as four dollars fifty and like a packet of nuts.
Oh and that's ninety four dollars. What I know, so
it's not actually worth doing. You're actually better off buying
those two things separately.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Can I ask what kind of nuts Keezy?

Speaker 5 (18:41):
These nuts? Yeahnt uh not pistachios?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
Pistachios? Yeah, yeah, I love a pistachio. They're not cheap,
I'll be honest with you. You know that's a good deal
actually really Yeah? Yeah, how BIG's the bag of pisassio's.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Two hundred grams? Ah?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
Wow, so reasonably priced it night and day.

Speaker 3 (19:09):
Now, listen everyone, Keysy had this idea today which he
put on our little chat there, so.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Sh like that.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
No, I'm just saying you're the one that's going to
have to kick us off because you know, Mogi and
I have been out of the dating pool for a
long time, you're still a part of it kind of.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
So basically, it was a scenario where we all have
split up with our partners and we genuinely have to
try and pick someone up from a bar, and how
we genuinely tackle that situation, Right, we'll do that.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Next Sometallica, you're going to be first up, sure, and
then you guys are going to go after that, right Yeah? Definitely,
Oh for sure.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
The Whodiking Bing Shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:48):
Yes, indeed, Rage against the Machine there on the radio.
Ho Darkey Big show this Thursday evening.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
So, based on the success of yesterday's first kiss chat
we all did, we all told our first kiss stories.
I thought it might be an interesting situation for us
to rehearse. Heaven forbid any of our relationships fail, right,
and we are now single, how we would extremely inexperienced
people in the dating scene, how we would go in
a dating scenario. Let's say you're at a bar, you're

(20:16):
at a cocktail bar, and you have to pick someone up.
You know, you're looking for love. How would we even
tackle that scenario?

Speaker 3 (20:22):
Yeah? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, So.

Speaker 6 (20:24):
I'm happy to go first. I will go first. Who's
going to be We're gonna find out and for you
guys afterwards.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Huh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah as well, Jason, would
you like to be the lovely lady?

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Really, I'm picking Jas up? Well, you're trying, okay, good
luck with that. Where are you Jas at the bar?
Button mushroom, don't just say button musher.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
I'm trying. I'm trying to get your confidence.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Yeah, yeah, I don't even know you exist at this point.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
So where pardon, where are you in the scene, because.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
I'm sitting at the bar with a with a martini.
I've got a lovely mane of dark hair.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
What are you a lion?

Speaker 3 (21:11):
A little tat couple of tats on my arms like
a holt of neck with like I just don't have
a heart shaped sort of cut out around my breast area.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
The what are the tatoes of?

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Are there?

Speaker 5 (21:31):
Like sort of ones a swastika.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
And the other one's some sort of Taiwanee sort of
littering characters.

Speaker 5 (21:45):
Yeah means peace.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
Yeah, you got a swask on one arm piece?

Speaker 5 (21:53):
Okay, all right? Oh good there, sorry, start again?

Speaker 3 (22:03):
So what I do?

Speaker 6 (22:05):
All I did was there? So what I do is
you're at the bar. I'd probably go up next to
you in order to drink, right, so you would you
be the bar in?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
Okay? Okay?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
Man?

Speaker 5 (22:16):
Can I please order a drink? Mate? You're not first
in line? What can I get you, sir? Sir?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Yeah, I have just a pale I p.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
A things now worries it'll be eighteen bucks that cheap? Yeah,
I enjoy your drinks. Hey, can I grab the same
thing as him? Please?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
You're not you're not You're not next made all right?
When I'm looking at you, then you'll know what about you?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Madam? What was you like?

Speaker 3 (22:44):
Can I have screaming August and thank you?

Speaker 5 (22:48):
You've come to the right place. You came here alone.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
Tonight, I'll get this one. This one's on me. Hang
on you, I could get it. Actually meant to be
meeting somebody here or what's the gir Well.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'll be honest with you. I am meant to be
meeting someone here, but he's thirty. Then it's slate.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
You're joking. He doesn't know what mate, can you? You'll
be out on your ass if you don't shut it.
Sorry about him?

Speaker 3 (23:15):
That's okay, I'm used to it.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
He doesn't know what he's missing.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
Eh, yeah, I guess.

Speaker 4 (23:21):
I think it's pretty sad though he must have been
hit by a truck only readson good enough for him
to not be here with you?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
Eh?

Speaker 5 (23:30):
Totally?

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Brother?

Speaker 5 (23:31):
Hey, oh sorry, anyway, I'm about to knock off. You
want to.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Jump in the back of my courteiner for half an hour?

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Why not? Why not?

Speaker 5 (23:44):
Before you knock off? Mate? Do you can? I could
get that my pa?

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (23:49):
There you go, mate? Thank you?

Speaker 3 (23:50):
How much.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Twenty five bucks, Hang on, it was eighteen for the
other guy.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Thirty bucks.

Speaker 6 (23:57):
Fine, fine, here thirty bucks. No, we were I'm Chris,
by the way. Spotted you from over the bar there,
and I thought, man, with the mane of hair and
the tattoos, this is a real piece of me, you
know what I'm thinking.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
Excuse me, excuse me.

Speaker 6 (24:16):
I just I saw you from across the bar and
I thought you looked cute, and I thought I might
come just say hello.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
And could you sort this guy please?

Speaker 4 (24:23):
I think he's had too much to drink out the
back Mate's time for the doge. Did you call her
a piece of meat? You look like a piece of meat.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
That's not the hierarchy. Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.
Tune in on.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Radio radio here there on the radio. A big show
is the Big Show? Jumped back into the dating pool.

Speaker 5 (24:50):
Yeah, well we're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (24:52):
That was a disaster for you and I got some
extra Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
But first of all, I wasn't didn't feel I would
be traditionally attracted to the female that you had described.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Traditionally, So that's true.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't think I would have gone
up to that particular person. And also the bartender was
quite aggressive, so I found myself just struggling to get
in there.

Speaker 5 (25:14):
But that's the sort of that's a dating scene, isn't it?

Speaker 3 (25:16):
Isn't just I was I was watching you and with
your maine of long hair.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
I saw you from across the.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Room and your main I was like a bet pervy,
right you know?

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Well, anyway, why doesn't one of you guys show me
how to do it?

Speaker 8 (25:31):
Then?

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Ever?

Speaker 5 (25:32):
Crack at you? Sorry at me? So you want me
to be the girl?

Speaker 6 (25:35):
Yeah, okay, So I'm in the bar right, see I
feel I'm in the bar and I'm sitting up at
the bar at one of the bar stools, and there
is an empty seat next traditional, and I've got a
cocktail there.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Okay, what kind of cocktail?

Speaker 5 (25:55):
Manhattan? I don't know what? Yeah, sorry Cosmo? Oh yeah, okay,
here we go. Sorry, is this is this cheertaken?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Nice? Nice?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Sorry? Hang on, Jason just coming and say nice? Nice?
That ruins the immersion?

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Is this is this cheertaken? Oh? No, that's fine. You
can sit there. What about you? You taken? See boom
and we're done? Hang on, that's not.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Did you laugh at that.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Did you hear how she laughed? It's all over. I
hear that laugh. It's all over, she said, Tea, he
make him laugh?

Speaker 3 (26:46):
You know?

Speaker 5 (26:46):
You know what I'm saying, Jason, I.

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Do allright straight away? All right, well Jason, do you
want to turn then?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
All right? So, same scenario. I'm sitting at the bar.
I'm the female ginger here.

Speaker 6 (27:00):
Yeah, freckles and a T shirt that says Chevrolet on it.

Speaker 4 (27:09):
I'm Jessica chair staying yeah, yeah yeah, and I'm drinking
a stout.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Hi. There, can I have a stout? Please? Oh?

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Sorry, I don't work here. I'm just sitting at the bar. No,
I was talking to the bar.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
I'm sorry, that's okay.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
That's fine. You were just you were looking at me
while you said that. It's really weird.

Speaker 3 (27:33):
My apologies. It's it's hard not to.

Speaker 5 (27:36):
Oh that's really nice. Thank you, my pleasure.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
My name is Jason.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
By the way, Hi, I'm Bailey.

Speaker 3 (27:45):
Hi Bailey. My friends call me Horse.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Of the Hole. I king being shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Yeah tell you what. That song always fires me up.
Fellows really fun up fellas.

Speaker 6 (28:05):
Hey, We've got a special guest and studio, a Forester
actor comedian.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Welcome to thank you.

Speaker 7 (28:10):
I'm petrified.

Speaker 5 (28:11):
Are you a comedian or a comedian?

Speaker 9 (28:13):
I'm I'm a cracker, just crack up.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
I was actually getting to you. I just love that
change so much. Good.

Speaker 7 (28:22):
A lot of begging the table energy and here is
it's good?

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Speaking of energy, what have you been up to? What's
been going on?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
That doesn't make sense? That was a really bad segue
because energy really busy?

Speaker 7 (28:38):
What have I been putting my energy into? A hear?
I've got a new hour.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Well it's actually an old hour, but you've been binging
on about this.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
It's called here if you need. It's based on wing
d You guys ever played netball?

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Yeah? Here if you need.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
Social team, Really it's called here if you need.

Speaker 7 (28:58):
There's a great name.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Yeah, you should do it show, So you should do
a live show.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Do you want to open for me?

Speaker 6 (29:05):
You got to Actually, don't give me that opportunity.

Speaker 5 (29:09):
I'll cook it for you.

Speaker 9 (29:11):
But anyway, it's about friendship actually, so it's sort of
like based on wing days, but really it's about your
mates being bloody good mates. Just in case you even
need to reset that ball. So it's my new hour.
It's coming out on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
How do you feel about that? That's big man, and
now it's big You've done an hour before I have.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
This is my third hour it. Yeah, would you do
with your other one?

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (29:29):
I did tickie to it all about traveling around on
a bus in Europe, and then I did could have
shular water.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
Congret so good.

Speaker 9 (29:39):
I can't beat that. I won the Billy T. James Award.
Could have should water.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
I think just for the name alone.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, yeah, because I give you cash for that, by
the way.

Speaker 7 (29:47):
They do, they do, and it goes up every year
they give you. Did you not get cash?

Speaker 3 (29:51):
I didn't even get a bloody toel.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
You just got one this year.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
We got your bloody tell twenty years later you would
have lost it otherwise.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
No, they did give you cash. It wasn't like five
shillings and a six.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
Ye had a tough yeah, And I probably said something
like you're gonna have a few free busies at the
bar or something, which I not sweat.

Speaker 9 (30:08):
I've got a tembla, I got like a computer. I've
got a couple of grand I got some marketing. It's
really gone on. Yeah, yeah, I was stoked with that.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
So the midwinter because it's the comedy Fastball Festival, but
it's the midwinter warmer, right, and it's there's a there's
a full blown like showcase of all the talent and
then there's just Chris Parker and just cut a forester.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Yeah, what's that about. That's a massive deal.

Speaker 7 (30:30):
I think it's the.

Speaker 9 (30:31):
First time the comedy first I've ever had funding to
do some specials, to film some specials. So they were like,
let's pick two geniuses.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
Yeah, yeah too sure fire winners.

Speaker 7 (30:40):
Exactly, Yeah, to do the first couple of filmings.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
Right, So that's huge though it's actually getting recorded, it's
going to be professionally shot.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, how are you doing?

Speaker 4 (30:50):
Do you have to get it right once or are
you going to have two shows where you can eat
it between the two.

Speaker 9 (30:54):
I've got a six thirty dress rehearsal where I've invited
some like shitty drama school students to come from you
guys better laugh. So they'll film that but there won't
be a crowd, and then eight thirty show we're trying
to pack that out and so they'll do cuts to
the crowds there.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
How big is the audience.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Well, there's about six.

Speaker 5 (31:13):
Cow Yeah, so.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
Intimate, then intimate.

Speaker 5 (31:19):
Yeah, what's the biggest crowd?

Speaker 6 (31:22):
Actually I was gonna ask Jace that question, but actually, Curda,
what's the biggest crowd you've played to before?

Speaker 7 (31:25):
I've done Q Theater, I reckon seven.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
Wow okay, yeah yeah, and you packed that out. I
packed that out adoring fans. Yeah, by the end of
the show for sure.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:38):
Absolutely So if people want to get tickets to this
obviously comedy fest cot insed, correct, that's where you should
go have a look and out.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
Did you play a lot of it ball?

Speaker 7 (31:47):
I did.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
When dy's are weird, aren't they because you've got your
two shooters, your two mid quarters, your two defenders, and
then we dy's just this weird.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Yeah. If you're if you're going to pull someone off
the court and be your.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
Yeah, generally speaking, that's where the youngkos go.

Speaker 8 (32:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
Yeah, And like all my girls played netball as well,
never wing d though they were like Gas or GSS,
you know what I mean, make.

Speaker 9 (32:12):
A joke about gas being kind of gorgeous sluts.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
They take all the glory.

Speaker 3 (32:19):
Of course, you do all the work and they take
the glory exactly.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
Because skull a text shoot from quite far away and
hit like the long shots.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (32:27):
When I was growing up, they were the most gorgeous girls.
When these are just kind of in there getting the jaw.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
The sort of Rugby equivalent is they're sort of doing
the dark arts. You know, they're in the scrums and
the mauls and stuff like that. I tell you what,
We'll take a break, We'll come back.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
Yes, please, should we go to some super group of
the hiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Is indeed super groove there on the radio Hodaky Big
Show this Thursday evening. Have we got caught a forester
in with us? You're doing a special? Where's the special
going to play?

Speaker 7 (32:58):
It is at the a SB water Front theater y.

Speaker 9 (33:01):
Yeah, it's not your typical comedy location.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Right because usually do SkyCity Theater or you know that's area.
So the waterfront.

Speaker 7 (33:11):
Yeah, gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Actually, what I meant was with is the special going
to play?

Speaker 5 (33:18):
Screen?

Speaker 7 (33:19):
Great question.

Speaker 9 (33:20):
I think once I've filmed it, I think it's up
to me, Like I might try to sell it to places.

Speaker 7 (33:25):
I might put it on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I think a Being War YouTube Being War would be good. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
we could kick it off somehow, put a Netflix and that.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Do you want to put it on our Instagram account?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
I love to in sort of one minute stories, you know, reels, just.

Speaker 7 (33:42):
Reels, reels and reels and reels.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
You also start on the TV show Educators, amongst many
other things. They're coming back for another season.

Speaker 7 (33:54):
You're going to come back.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
I'm coming back. Yeah, I've been riding back in Yeah, spoiler,
I'm coming back. So yeah that I'm excited about that.
And I think it was pretty close to the first
time I met you when we did that last season.
And it's a weird thing, Jason. You haven't been on it,
so you won't know, but ask me.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
But I said no because I was actually legitimately filming
something else at the time you're filming. I can't tell you. Man.

Speaker 7 (34:16):
It's drivate, it'll be coming, it will be dropping this summer.

Speaker 3 (34:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
Yeah, but it was it a talent quest what we filmed,
and it was your talent quest, your character's talent quest,
and it pretty much involved you because of the nature
of the filming being pretty much aired, libbling the entire
time and not having a script. You just actually doing
a talent show for about five and a half hours. Yeah,
And I was absolutely blowing away. It was like it

(34:42):
was a show for about one hundred and twenty people
who were there as extras, and you your energy. It
was like you could film this and release us and
you were making it up on the spot. It was
one of the most amazing things I saw. And then
they released it and you're like, oh, well, you've cut
out the five best hours of Kulda.

Speaker 9 (34:57):
Yeah, we need blooper a blooper real fing. There is
so much stuff, But that's the nature of it, right,
because you don't know what's going to come out, so
they just have to film and film and film and
then they hit It must be.

Speaker 3 (35:06):
A balling Yeah, it's a devastating thing for a performer.
You know, you do something and then see the final
products sometimes and go they cut out vat but they
didn't put vet but in they've lifted on the editor's
floor there.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
Surely, after a long career, you'd be used to that
and you'd probably be over it by now.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
Oh yeah, I mean I don't care now, Yeah, me neither.

Speaker 5 (35:33):
I love it when they cut me. Yeah, I'm going
to say.

Speaker 6 (35:36):
Educators are very funny. One of the funniest aside from talkback,
one of the funniest New Zealand comedies. I'm stuckd here.
There's a fourth season coming out TV and Plus check
it out. Your character's quite mean to Cohen in the
early season.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (35:50):
I talked to Cohen about season four and he's like,
I think we're going to break up, and I'm like,
good luck.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Luck with that.

Speaker 9 (35:57):
We have a baby to give them our characters, right,
I think we called them Reynolds after Ryan Reynolds.

Speaker 7 (36:04):
Yeah, that's great.

Speaker 6 (36:06):
One of my favorite scenes from there is when Cohen
is getting what's the name of the Aussie bloke, the
pe teacher, the actor that plays him.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
He's very frank Ricdonald Rick.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
He's telling him us showing each other photos of their
downstairs and Cohen shows him as down says, oh you
got to fear whack of bush then, mate, you should
get that sorted out. First time I saw that person
myself laughing at a very funny show.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
It is very funny. Well once again, are you wrapping
it up? Yeah, well we need to. Okay, if people
want tickets with us, where do they need to go?

Speaker 9 (36:33):
They can go to the Comedy Festival dot co dot
nz it or visit my instagram at COUD a forester
and it's Ano Bio.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeah, well, we're all going to be there, aren't. We're
not going to miss it.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
And I highly recommend going long to see you will
not regret it. Very very funny human being.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Thanks thanks mate, so good faith No more but Hold.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
And use indeed faith no more. Good. She's great, isn't she?

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Doesn't she? She's really good, doesn't she?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
And actually, because you were saying earlier in the show,
and I think even in the interview there Keezy, that
she's your wife's favorite, My wife texted me and said
she's my favorite too.

Speaker 6 (37:15):
Really, yes, wow, there you go, because my wife used
to work with.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Hey, you coming up after six? What's what's for teen?

Speaker 6 (37:25):
He's dealing with me, Keyzy, So sending through what you're
having for dinner on three, four, eight three and you
can win a fifty on nine day about you didn't
finish your story there?

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Your wife? What what worked with her?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Well, my wife she used to work with her, and
she said she was just really had the.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
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Speaker 3 (37:44):
Hold Ike, welcome back your messive backbones. You're listening to
the big show brought to you by Night Better. Ah yeah, man, yeah, yeah,
so good.

Speaker 5 (37:58):
I'm stoked about it.

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Yeah, I say mine, Man, we're gonna excited about tomorrow
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Speaker 5 (38:04):
Yeah, I'm bloody chuffed. Oh I'm tickled. Yeah, tickled pink.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
Yeah, that's that's really good. Of course, if you haven't
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I was gonna say the backbone.

Speaker 5 (38:16):
Brew can you Avana debuts tomorrow at Beervanna?

Speaker 6 (38:21):
I think so it Hot Federation and if you are
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Speaker 5 (38:26):
Pugs just showed me a photo of our setup. Looks bitching.
Oh really it looks great. I'm not allow to see
a photo. You know, you aren't allowed, Pugs said.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Pug said, then it's for the best of the show.
Fine with that, Yeah, same same, Jase, you've seen it,
No I haven't.

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Yeah, you saw it and told Pugs to say that
Mike was allowed to see it.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Yeah, that's what happened.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
But then, I mean, if Jase doesn't think I should
see it, then it's probably for the best of the show.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
It's fine by me purely.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Because you're a really busy man. Make you be mucking
around looking at photos all bloody appreciate that, man, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (39:03):
Thanks man? Yeah, yeah, good stuff. Hey have you guys
heard of the Who Ducky Big Show podcast? Outro? No,
we're always banging on about it. Yeah, yes, another every
day for the last three years. Yeah, well Monday to Friday.
There's another episode out tonight at seven thirty at Easter
we get Easter off, do we? Here's a week clip
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Speaker 4 (39:24):
Hey peg soon put a ring around this, mate. We're
you okay, because we're going to need to come back.

Speaker 3 (39:28):
Yes, I don't have golf clubs. In one month's time,
I will give you, guys one thousand dollars are.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
September twenty six am. Do you stand by that, Jase?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Yeah, man, really, yep, absolutely, I'm committed. I need to
do that to force myself to do it.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
How often do you want to play golf? Once a week?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, that'll be good.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
Okay, that'd be good.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
Yeah, that's kind of the maybe once they get back
into the flow of it again, maybe twice a week.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yep, down, Hey up, nixt what's for tea? He's in
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Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:57):
First person to text through though, actually came through just
after five. Dan, he's having pee.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
PII, Dan Crowley, Wow, store walk great Bold played fullback.

Speaker 5 (41:10):
Keys right, you know it's Dan Redcliffe.

Speaker 6 (41:13):
Okay, tonight, Fellers, I'm having pee pie pud for dinner,
Pee pie pud and pint p p e A yeah,
p I E and then I was spelling them now no,
just because I'm trying to figure out a pee pie.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
Pood is the thing people I put in pint? Yeah
it is? Oh really? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
English? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:34):
English, isn't it? So? Pe pie?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
My understanding is that pud was a meshed potato and
then it came with a beer peep I put in pint.

Speaker 6 (41:42):
All right, So isn't like a Yorkshire pudding because you've
already got a pie with pat.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
Yea, Okay, that's a no from me. Same Oh, because
Mike said it's a no.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
No that doesn't interest me.

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Peas man. You know I love a pe a, fresh pea.
I love a fresh peak. Yeah, you can give me
that frozen finally anytime. No, wrong, they're not for me?

Speaker 5 (42:05):
For you?

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, you eat anything? Here's a garbage gap? What's for eating?

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Peace?

Speaker 5 (42:13):
Jay, Sir, I'm trying to move on, can you please?
Well it's just me and Michael chat about peas. You
know what. I'm trying to move on, but he's just
slow me down, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Move on?

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Keasy moving along, sir? Either Yeah? Come on, man, what's
wrong with peas?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
I love peace.

Speaker 6 (42:32):
Really yeah, mushy peas, No, no, neither good stuff fellas.
Here's another tis good you guys. Steve here from Hamilton.
Steve ir won the crocodile.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
I thought he got kriiky.

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Are you sure it wasn't Steve Henson.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
Oh it was Steve Hanson.

Speaker 8 (42:50):
You get a feller, get a flowers schnitze all the
night with carrots and homemade chips, cheers, as.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
Long as you're gonna have some lemon. But I hate schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Really, I'm a bit fan, especially a double crumbed schnitzel
with the mushroom sauce and mashed potatoes. And that's what.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Yeah, that sounds good. Would you crumb your own?

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Yes? I double crumb it. Everyone else's I cram it right,
and then I put it in the fridge, and then
I crumb it again.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
And you're in the fridge with it.

Speaker 3 (43:30):
I stay out of the fridge.

Speaker 5 (43:32):
At no point did you say, of.

Speaker 3 (43:34):
Course, is making sure you get a very thin cut.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
Like a schnitzel.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
Yeah, well, sometimes I can be a bit fat.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
Do you ever put cheese in the No? One last
text day fels want to be rickon. Good guys, Doris here, Yes,
Doris Day.

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Yeah, that's going back a bit.

Speaker 6 (43:58):
Fellas Doris Day here. But fear of the show. Wow,
that's great from someone like Doris. Yeah, yeah, that's amazing tonight.
Just having lamb chops and garlic bread, frozen garlic bread
which I'm just heating up.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
She'd be she would never false tee. Then she'd just
be sucking on an old lamb chop.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
Yeah's good eating when you're gamming a lamb. She gave
what she wants. But if I come over to her
place and she tries to see that up.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
To me, yeah, Nana, I can see her with a
little bowl of mint sauce and Jesse putting the lamb
chop in there and just gumming it. Yeah, just sucking
on it.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Yeah, just sort of like drawing all over the wall
with her own fecal matter.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue,
and Kizy.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
Tam in Parlor the on the radio Honaky but showed
this Tuesday evening Let's Talk TV.

Speaker 10 (44:47):
Yeah yeah, on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
Yeah, whoa wow, very good too. Crowd loves it. Then
listen to them. Yeah, good, Paul, love it enough.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
I went to the gym after week last night, taught
myself into it and so I didn't watch anything.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
Isn't there a classic case of just choosing physical health
over entertainment or enjoyment.

Speaker 5 (45:30):
You know. I did enjoy it.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
It was good and actually have many people there, which
is amazing. So I like that as well. What did
you watch, Jase?

Speaker 3 (45:36):
I watched following on from the sixth scenes, I watched signs.
Oh yeah, wow, the same director.

Speaker 5 (45:44):
Isn't it famously terrible? It's a lit down.

Speaker 3 (45:46):
It's not great, But what I enjoyed about it, you know,
and I know he's an actor that's had his controversies.
I love Mel Gibson, very good actor. He is so
charismatic and good. I mean to be fear it is
a crap film. It has its little moments where it goes,
oh yeah, that's pretty scary.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
I think it's I think it's a fine movie, but
the payoff, because the payoff is just so bad it
ruins the whole movie.

Speaker 5 (46:12):
Yes, it's very well acted, very well directed, it's well written.
It's just one of those ones where it's just good.

Speaker 3 (46:17):
But I was kind of mesmerized by him again. And
I've seen him in so many he just has that
charisma about him. You know what I mean that you
can't teach Keysy.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
He's great in lethal weapon.

Speaker 3 (46:28):
You cannot teach that stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
You can't teach it, Kezy. All right, Okay, why are
you telling me that?

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I'm just saying you just cannot teach that stuff? Keezy?

Speaker 5 (46:36):
Is this something to do with my charisma lessons that
I've been doing?

Speaker 4 (46:39):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:39):
I mean, there's nothing we can do about your charisma, right?

Speaker 5 (46:42):
Shall I pull out of that course?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Ah? And I think you can work on the technicalities,
but just don't worry about charisma.

Speaker 6 (46:49):
What did you watch last night? I, after deciding I
wasn't going to watch any more of it just because
it was too stressful, I watched another episode of Madam
on TV three. Oh yeah, what was the name of
the the she's one of the yes, one of the
girls that works at the ethical brothel that the Madame
is running.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
And she's really frustrating.

Speaker 5 (47:08):
She frustrates me because she's just shiit stirring.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
Yeah, And I know she's a very well, highly regarded
New Zealand actor, and I was like, let's watch it
again and it was quite a nice moment where she
actually had like a happy thing. And now I'm back
into it again and she wasn't as annoying as she
usually is. But obviously she's just a very good actor
for me to just despise her character, but it was
actually a good episode.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I've had a character that was highly despised in my life?

Speaker 5 (47:33):
Was that Hoidy j on The Big Show? Was it?

Speaker 3 (47:47):
No?

Speaker 5 (47:48):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Steve from She just hated by people.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
He's very frustrated. Actually, yes, did you enjoy that role
very much? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:59):
Because I was. I'm not a ship steer about nature. Ah,
So you know, playing out a character there, Yeah, totally.
It's a real challenge the cult so good Darky.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey red Hot.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Chillie was there on the Radio hod Akey Big Show.
So we're down till Wellington tomorrow and genuinely I am
looking forward to it too, fellas be Havanna, yeah, Beervana. Well,
just getting down to Welley again. It feels like a
while since I've been down there. Actually it's not looking great.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Nah, Well, you know I'm down there for the whole weekend,
which I'm thrilled about, going to catch up with a
bunch of mates, and Saturday is looking bloody beautiful. But
here you're on Friday, to be fair, but gives you
the full Wellington experience.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
I'm excited because Friday after be Havanna. Obviously we'll watch
the Warriors and then I'm going out on the town
with Pugshant and his sister.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Are you really yeah? So it'll be fun. You guys
can come a brewery.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
I don't know what I'm doing now.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
I know we've all been thrown off of it. It's
not good.

Speaker 6 (49:06):
I think we should just seeing how we feel. I'm
trying to what I'm saying. We're all good up into
that last But do you guys want to guess what
the brewery of the day is?

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Granddad's basement.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
You think that's going to be the name of it.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
I'm taking a while.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
Guess, Okay, a castrated ram is it?

Speaker 8 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 6 (49:26):
It's Sunshine Brewing, not bad, simple effective. Nineteen eighty nine
was a bloody good year for Guzsi. One fine day,
two local legends were out waiting for a really good wave,
and then they had a moment of genius. Mate, why
don't we raid some reds, Why don't we brew the
perfect beer?

Speaker 5 (49:44):
And lo and behold they did it, just like that.
Gisbeon gold was conceived gold.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
Yeah, yeah, guzzy gold, bloody to find Sunshine gold, No
sunshine bruins, a little sunshine.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
That's a good name. Yeah, that's a good name.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
Today Sunshine Brewery is brewing up a range of epic
drops which you can dive into at beer Vanna this year.
An old fashioned Imperial stout, a Scotch ail and a
Titemassoux stout. Interest peak to question mark tiema.

Speaker 5 (50:16):
Su is amazing when you get a good one.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
But it would be like a coffee stout, wouldn't it.
Yeah it would be Yeah, that'll be pretty bloody good.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
I tell you what would be good is grabbing one
of their brews and being and gizzy and going down
to one of their amazing beaches that they have down
there in the summertime and cracking one of those cold
ones on a.

Speaker 5 (50:35):
Gizzy beach and you're going surfing and getting a perfect ten.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Yeah, getting a perfect ten.

Speaker 5 (50:39):
Well like a wave, a tube, perfect tubes. We can
all go perfect tubes.

Speaker 6 (50:46):
That would be a dream scenario. Man, got them anyway,
Sunshine Brewing. Check them out at Beer Vanner and if
you want your tickets, don't forget. We're gonna be there
tomorrow in the afternoon session Beervanner dot co dot m Z.

Speaker 5 (50:59):
Check it out that for me, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (51:01):
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Speaker 3 (51:18):
A shower package that up pagsan straight to the radio package.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
That one too sweet package since the Golden Globes.

Speaker 3 (51:28):
Uh. It need to bed for you tonight, please, magie,
because I need you to be at the airport early
so you can hit me into the lounge.

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Yeah. No, it will be an early night tonight.

Speaker 4 (51:37):
And I've even got because I'm waking up at sort
of two or three in the morning and I am awake.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Man.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
Yeah, I'm ready to go, but it's not good because
i still need more sleep. So I've got a sleeping
pill ready to go for when I wake up. Nice
for that very reason. Wow, yeah, uh just a halfy.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
You don't want to wake up and not feel good.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (51:56):
You know what I'm saying. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
You want a hack with those you wrap them in
a wee bit of bread, right, because if it touches
your tongue, it leaves that metalloche taste, whereas if you
wrap it and bread and just swallow it, you won't
get that weird taste in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
But I'm just a massive backbone, so I don't really care.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
Yeah, and also you will choke to death doing that
with a big wadg.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Of bread And clearly said a small piece of bread,
swallow a hole loaf of breath.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
You want to be fat, white, it doesn't matter what,
and you certainly can't put it in brown bread.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
That would be gross. What are you up to? Key?
Is he going to be in bed early because? Or
you and Pugs on another date tonight? You just seem
to go out every night.

Speaker 6 (52:44):
Third option, My parents, who are up north on holiday,
they called me last night, Hey, it was your birthday
the other day.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Why don't we come down and we'll do a birthday
dinner tonight. That's cute.

Speaker 6 (52:55):
So we're now going out for a birthday dinner for
me and they're going to stay the night our place.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
That's so must be so proud of your keysy.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (53:07):
They listen to this and they see clips of me
on the Instagram with you guys that are so proud,
Oh keysy.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
They should be, absolutely they should.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, well I'm going to go home a beautiful chicken
marabala tonight.

Speaker 6 (53:19):
Kezy, you're the one that who was going to cook
at the batch with olives.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
On the trip out there. But anyway, and then you
watch a better staff go to bed.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
What just quickly?

Speaker 6 (53:31):
We're going to be doing the show live tomorrow from
beer Vana, So if you are listening, we will be
live from Wellington. If you're going to be there, we'll
see you at the old beer Vanna there thing.

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Great stuff.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Thank you,