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Speaker 1 (00:04):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
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every weekday on radio. Now we're fucking talking. It was great.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Yeah, it's a great and postdn't even tell us it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Change is as good as a holiday. That's all I needed.
Good work mates, that's great. That's why you do it, Pugs.
You fuck her.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Great day out there, fellas in there, that.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Wasn't it a beautiful day? And I've got a bit
of washing out on the line there in.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
A day, a day like this, on a day like this,
concentrate magie for God's sake.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Sorry what um?
Speaker 1 (00:53):
And you're driving into work there and had machades on
and there was a beautiful day and your spring about it?
You get the urge. You just keep driving, fellows, Just keep.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
On your routing days, doesn't it Jason, Just keep more
respective pro prostrate there and a little bit more gez
and your bullets.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Oh no, it's more. It would be more just going
out to somewhere nice and getting purssed off your head
and having daries, doing a bit of fishing. Yeah, a
bit of camp and bit of wandering around a fellas.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
You don't get that, not really, but not doing that stuff,
not fishing. What I want is to do some hobbies
and some friends. So if you know anyone, would you sure?
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Why don't you try video games and hanging out with pugs?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah? I like, I like, I like the idea of it.
It just feels like like such a waste of time.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Why you get a real old motorbike and then we'll go.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Feels like I've got yeah. Yeah, so you can't have
a motorbike if you've got kids, Well you can, You've
just got it. You know, it's just a bit risky. Men,
Like I would hate myself so much if I died
because I was riding a fucking idiot motorbike. I would
be a second way to go about that. Yeah, across
(02:14):
the underneath the road?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah yeah, what bring me with my bike?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I mean it's so rocket But it would be good.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It would be good. I would like to do that.
That would be a good thing to do. But also
then just something like if I was living Beck and Leven,
that would be a great thing to do because it's
just open roads, no idiots. You don't have to worry
about city traffic and motorways and all that sort of
ship you know.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Yeah, But also I'm not like because when I don't
get my vintage bike, I'm not riding it in rush
our traffic or anything like that. It's going to be
a weekend cruiser.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Which is also Russia.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
True, but I also write it to work quite often
if it's a nice time.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, coming into this weather, right, I am going to
play golf again. Well, I I'm going to say it
right here on this podcast.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
You've been saying it for years.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I'm going to say on this here podcast right.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
If he pegs put a ring around this, mate, would
you okay, because we're going to need to come back.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, I don't have golf clubs. In one month's time,
I will give you, guys, one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, September twenty.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Look, having golf clubs is one thing, actually getting out
onto a course. I'm playing golf for something entirely different.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
That's now, that's not the issue. It's a stupid thing
like not having clubs. A's stopping me. If I had clubs,
I'd be out there.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Okay, Well, I'm going to ask you to say a
thousand bucks for the playing golf as well, not just
the owning clubs.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Okay, okay, well I may not. I may not play
in the next month.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Right, but how long do you think you need no
notice before you can play?
Speaker 1 (03:51):
As soon as I get clubs, here's my promise to you.
I'll get in touch. I'll speak to Keysy and I'll say, Kezy,
get the boys together. We're playing around the golf and.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
I'll say, oh, there's not really any boys. It's just me.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, okay, well you and I Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
And pigs because someone's got a video and we're going
to need JD out there as well. Leads to a
picture TV and now I think we can get six
hours out of it.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
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Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have no no doubt it's going to be an
absolute abomination.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
It will be fucking ap palling.
Speaker 3 (04:31):
The first thing we need to do is get into
like a one of those golf driving range simulators and
actually wax.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
And board when my wife and I are going to
do that either this weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Or next, right, but we're going to do that as
a group.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Put a circle around that PEG's man. Either this weekend
or next She's.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
Going out to the golfriend getting something on camera. Speaking
of getting something on camera, I was I was doing
my yoga session today and I thought.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
This would yoga.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
This would be has app, my app that you know.
And I was sitting there in my trackies on a
straight backed chair or the grody old shirt on my hair,
just everywhere, and I went, this would be fucking gold
on video me doing because because I'm so bad at it.
(05:17):
I'm so bad at it, but I do it, you
know I should. We've got lots of in since my
daughter is obsessed with incense. He likes it all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Because of why do you think that is?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
I reckon light incense? Put some music on, you know,
and you do some yoga with some yoga pants, ont
juke yourself off and then yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Check myself off. That be that'd be massive on Instagram.
That would be beating his meat.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yes it would.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It don't look like that, but anyway, it was the
phrase beating his meat.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
It's on the record now, and this is the sort
of stuff I have to do to force my hand. Yeah, well, yeah,
because I can't afford even with dog squad money.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What are you going to spend yours on?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Yeah, I know I'm looking at them. That's for sure
to me. This is guaranteed income.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Well, I'm gonna use.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
It's not a bit. Jason has just told me he's
given me one thousand dollars a time.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
I'll use mine to buy you clubs. If you don't
have them by then, I.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Have no no idea of the cost.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
So we'll figure out how much are you willing to
spend on clubs?
Speaker 1 (06:27):
Twenty bucks?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Yeah, and that's the thing, man, Just get some fucking
old dingers.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
I used to use my father in laws. But actually,
in hindsight looking.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Back, but you went to use them and the other people
well use Well the problem.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
With yes, he is actually about six foot two and so,
but I never I was so gifted that even the
massively outsized golf clubs didn't matter. I still play beautifully.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Well, I'm sure you know there might even be someone listening.
I'm sure there's a place we could figure out a
situation where you can go somewhere and they will tailor
you some clubs to your size.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
At a waste of money for them to do that,
But it's good because I just put a search on
the old trade me there. I felt, you know, to
keep an eye at a watch list on Jesus clubs
for his new clubs.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
I should just do that. Actually, I'll get my wife on.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
All these things you should do. I just go out
and just rent some clubs and have a crack and
see how it goes. And if you hate it, then
you don't. You haven't spend a thousand backs on clubs,
although you are angling for three clubs.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I know, I know that I won't hate it. I
know that I'll be shit, but I know that I
used to. I was obsessed with golf. I played it
all the time.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
And the other thing, too, is if you do hate it,
it'll only be for one or two or three games
and then you'll be hurted.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
It's so funny when you say that. I just don't
believe you. I know, I know, but it is probably true.
It is probably true. But I just have this thing
on my hair where I'm just like a bit. He
went out five times in about two weeks or something.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I would say over a two year period, I probably played, honestly,
over a hundred times.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Right, you're on the doll. No, no doing how old
were you. You probably just had a few kids and
you wanted to get to the house.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, there was an element of that. Good mate Yossi,
who was also obsessed with it, and we lived quite
close and we'd just go golf. Yeah, let's do it right,
And we just played at Chamberlain, which was just down
the road from where I lived, so it was no biggie.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah, so biggie.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
I mean I hate playing there.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Yeah, it's not a great course.
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Now there's a few round that we can go to, yes,
that are not. The issue with Auckland is during winter
all the ones that you can just jump on that
and not be a member and pay thousands are all
muddy pieces of shit right, which is a shame. But
it's coming into spring now.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Should join the club.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, I'll be happy to join a club. I've been
wanting to join a club.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Actually just on this too. I'll need to get some
sort of outfit going.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Oh, Payne Stewart for you all the way I.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Was thinking the great Tartan Shark.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah Stewart. The plus four is the the loafers cheese.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And then you shut up there with your new tailor
made clubs and you decide you hate it straight away
and you never play for again. That's how it's going
to go.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
That's my vibe. But now looking forward to it though,
you want to come no, oh yeah, oh come you
need hobbies? I do, mates, mates, we could try that,
so it goes. I will come to that actually first game.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
Because the first time we go out, yeah yeah, And
because you can probably just hire some clubs or do
you have.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Some no, oh absolutely, just hire some No I can't.
But but the other thing that I'll be doing, yeah, no,
I'm not telling you. It's filming, Jays. I'll be filming Jason.
I mean, look, there is going to be wildly entertaining
after all of the ship you've talked.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
And I love it.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Because we have all these things where it's like everything
cuts table tennis and it's Paul as well, everything like that,
and every time you're you're there's not a thing that's
come up that you're not a gun, and yet we
don't know that. We don't go out and do any
of it.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
To be fair, I'm not I was never a gun
at basketball.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Well that's yeah the case.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
And I've never been a great driver.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Tomorrow at Beervana, there are table tennis tables right next
to us.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Yeah, that's exciting. So we're going to play Jason's again
at that Yeah, well there'll also being one hundred kilometer
hour southerly blasting and through the doors, so yeah, that's true.
Actually that should help matters.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Thanks mate, Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
Thanks for listening. Run It's been really great.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
It's been really has been one of the best. Man.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I'll tell you what, what a great intro A Should
I play it again?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Shall we save it? Wait till tomorrow?
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