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August 24, 2024 13 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Helloa lower lower lower.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
To seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
Recond so good and get everyone you're listening to the
Big Show obviously, And obviously we're at Bevana and we've
just arrived and we're coming towards the end of the
first session Fuels, which I believe finishes up.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Around three point thirty, and we.

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Walked into a tide of very schemed people.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Well, the interesting thing is the morning session finishes at
three point thirty and then the evening session starts at six.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
So as we arrive, everyone's wasted and then.

Speaker 6 (00:53):
They get pushed out and then a fresh group of
non wasted people come in.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
And then they get wasted. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00):
The first thing we walked into was a howl in
northerly blown at about one hundred k.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
That was absurd. I genuinely have never been in a
wind that strong. Is that standard for Wellington?

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Standard for Wellington? That it's outrageous? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I noticed keys.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
That's way an awklad when they're going about Oh hebby
Gale's thirty K's.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
Weather bombs is fucking yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
This is nothing in oneing in city man, Well like
because you've got sore ears now, as my ears.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Were pretty cold from the wind there.

Speaker 6 (01:28):
But the other day, I think it was Saturday night,
there was a wind so strong over night out west
and Orphans that the portaloo at the building.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Site nearby blew over.

Speaker 6 (01:36):
But it was half as strong as the one today,
So there must be portaloos everywhere.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Having said that, that's well, but they've got that's probably
the same night that I had the.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Bale hail storm.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
No, I think the difference with the portalo's down here
is you get those from Charlie gubb Gas portaloos.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
They don't blow over, mate, And.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Aren't they when you get them? They're half full of poos, yes,
as like a ballast.

Speaker 7 (02:00):
That's the that supporter king promise, Yes, how full of poos.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Just to keep it rouses to the ground.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
I'll tell you what. When we flew in this morning,
I was like, this.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Is a classic Wellington days.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
She was a bit blustery, a but wet, gray, a
bit miserable and it was great to be back fellas.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
Really, oh yeah, so good, so good as soon as
we landed, I was like, fuck me, it is so
much colder and windier and more miserable.

Speaker 7 (02:27):
I didn't find it that cold cold, but it's certainly
windy and shitout.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:32):
And because do you remember when we had that terrible
summer where it was just raining? Was this another winter?
For some reason, I'm picturing that Wellington is like that
all the time.

Speaker 7 (02:44):
Yeah, It's one of those things that can be sunny,
but it will be blowing, and so it goes, it goes.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
This is how it goes.

Speaker 7 (02:50):
Okay, this winter, Yeah, howling southerlyes so straight off Antarctica.
Oh god, five seven eight degrees spring, the wind moves
around to the northwest. In the spring, you get a
northwestern gale one hundred, one hundred and twenty kilometers an
hour that will blow all the way through all summer,
and that'll sw mover a bit father around to a northerly.

(03:12):
Then you might get a period of maybe one to
two weeks in February February March where you might get
no wind at all. Wow, and it might be pissing
down but it might not be windows And you get
the odd day of sun and beautiful and it is
fucking stunning with it is, but I'd rather take the
eighty days of sunshine that I get an awkward yes

(03:34):
without wind. Then there sort of the five. And this
is coming from somebody loves Wellington. But if you love,
if you live in Wellington, you have to apologize for it.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
So oh, no, you that it's all good.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
No, Wellington's good, but when you move you find out, no,
Wellington's not all good. The weather is unacceptably poor, yes,
unacceptably and it's a great city with great people. I
love it, but the weather just fuck it. Hell, I'll
tell you what. There's some handried scumbags here and I
don't want to be negative, but.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Fell fellas in terms of the sessions you as an
ordinary punty, what session.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
Are you aiming at for Beervanner? Well, I don't like
a late night, so i'd be here in the morning.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, morning session.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
And I would be morning session. I guess what it's
interesting about those places. I'm trying to decide what it
is that I'm dealing with. I think maybe it's because
it's a huge crowd of everyone being hammered that it
makes it look sort of unattractive.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
Sure, what what do you mean unattractive, like you're not
that keen to be a part of it.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well in the sense that everybody that's hammered is unattractive.
Oh that's because that dudes.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
I you see the end of issue with the morning session,
of course, because you're talking about a late night beermogi.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
You do the morning session, you know, well and good.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
That's not where it ends.

Speaker 7 (04:50):
No, it's true, but it ends sooner than it would
if I started at five or six?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
What times it's that sex? Sex?

Speaker 7 (04:56):
Yes, you know I'm going to the wis small as
we sat even, Yes, I don't hope to be done
by midnight.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
I'd go morning sessions that I could watch the Warriors
at eight.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Yeah, but he wouldn't stop though, What do you mean,
I mean you carry on with the morning session while
watching the Warriors.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
One hundred percent?

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Yeah, that's right, to be honest, I don't know if
I'm much of a beer festibal kind of guy.

Speaker 4 (05:20):
But you've already had four beers, I know.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
But I'm on the I'm on the right now, right, Yeah,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (05:26):
Like, I'm very much loving being here for work, but
I'm not sure if i'm a like buy a ticket
and go to a beer festival kind of guy at
the weekend.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'd rather just go to the pub. Sure, put some
footy on and you know.

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Some CCR and get a jug of your finest cheapest except.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
When it comes to be a van. I mean, yeah,
it's a bloody great event.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
Actually, I'm just wondering if they still have the lobster rolls.

Speaker 7 (05:49):
Yeah, just managed to get a bite last year if
I remember. In fact, I think Pak said to give
you had to give you his one. That's right, yes,
something like that.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That was bullshit.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Actually, maybe we'll speak to Pats and see there's any lobster.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
Roll action going on.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Incidentally, do we get any sort of free stuff? Do we?
Because we used to get a bed? Is that happening?
Pugsy pugsn Pugs, pug Son, come on.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
Will be getting some free stuff at some points. Last time,
I remember somebody came over and they gave us a
quite potent beer. Remember that it was at nine party.
It was not, but they had one that was another
percent stronger than that. They also had one that had
chili shot in it.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
We did like a chili drinking last year. Either, you
don't turn it around.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Mage what's happened to you? Man?

Speaker 7 (06:40):
Yeah, you're right, let's start drinking. I mean, hey, this
is going to be part of the problem.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
And that's the thing. If you passed up, you don't
see it.

Speaker 7 (06:48):
Yeah, you can't see it because you're a goddamn beatb Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Your keys of the world just disappeared.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Remember the big show podcast of the Hodiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
I went to.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
There was a beer festival Early Doors in christ Church.
This will be over ten years ago that I was
working at. And it was basically you you buy a
ticket and then you get a goblet you walk around
with that and similar to this. But I'm pretty sure
I remember all the beers being free. Sure maybe that's me. Yeah,
those Early Doors beer festivals and you really got a

(07:27):
skinful and the beating down sun responsibly.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
It was great. Do I say responsibly on the podcast?
I don't think so. Nah, they're responsibly, yes.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
But I'm interested too to see how they because that
the people listening, As you can imagine, it's pretty packed.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Most of the people.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Here esteemed just how they corral everyone out of the joint.

Speaker 7 (07:51):
At Yeah, well they stopped feeding them purse at three thirty. Yeah,
and then the it's not so much that you're trying
to get rid of them. You don't really need to
because they want the next beer. Sure, and so they
sort of go off on their own, their own adventure,
their own mission to find the next beer.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
They stagger off and they do Adie mirl and our Gail,
I recall it took.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
A while for them to but they'll be walking with
the wind behind them.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
So that's a plus. Yes, my wife, of course, my wife.

Speaker 7 (08:20):
It's not on the podcast, fellows please, we're meant that
they were meant to be coming down as well, but
they were flying in the afternoon. And so far, my
wife arrived at the airport for a two thirty flight,
and in the fifteen minutes she's been at the airport,
she's been to lay two hours, yeah, three thirty to
four forty four forty to five forty Yeah. I cannot

(08:43):
I can't see it happening. But you said that there's
no canceled flights on the board, but.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
That was oh, that's true. So I don't know when
was the last Wellington flight that departed up.

Speaker 1 (08:54):
I couldn't tell you. I couldn't tell you so yeah,
it might be that by himself. Ah, yeah, you know
what you do is get on it.

Speaker 7 (09:03):
I'll tell you what I'm going to do is I'm
just going to have a luxurious bath, immense, nice sleep. Yeah,
and don't have to worry about waking up in the
middle of the night having to drink of water and
waking my wife up. She's always banging on about that. Yes,
she's banging on about me drinking water in the middle
of the night. She's like, do you drink much water?
This is last night. Do you drink much water during

(09:23):
the day? Yes, yeah, because you drink quite a lot
during the night. So, yeah, I get thirty, I'll get
a dry mouth. Oh do you have you tried breathing
through your nose?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
The no shit.

Speaker 7 (09:37):
I'm like, I've got a block nose, so I can't.
I have to breathe through my mouth. She goes, you
could drink like you maybe could have a glass of water,
because I have a bottle. So I said, I said,
a glass isn't big enough because I drink. I drink
the whole bottle sometimes. Oh yeah, well, at least you've
taken the lid off it now, so I don't have
to listen to your takings, just fucking roasting me. And
now she can't come to Wellington and that's what she gets.

Speaker 5 (10:00):
Yeah, it's that powet injustice.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
I was so funny because I got up.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
I got up really really really of course today and
and I've taken to put in my clothes in the
spare room.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Now, oh come on, you know, be a good bas Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
And I was as quiet as a mouse this morning,
very quiet pedma shower got changed and I was walking
into our bathroom the old sweep.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
And my wife.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
My wife said to me, don't bother I'm awake. And
I was like, I've done everything in my power to
be silent.

Speaker 7 (10:35):
Yeah, there's another way to frame their day. Yeah, there's
another way to frame that, which is not don't bother it.
So I'm awake, it's all good, yes, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:44):
And I was like, well, I mean, it's not like
I'm not trying, darling.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
So and then I.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Sort of snuggled up and I was like, gain to willing.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
If you met keasy.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
Yeah, man, I did the same thing. I put my
clothes in the hallway, so you just walk out in the bedroom.
I don't have an on suite.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
Sorry, jas No, I have a spear room. So my
parents are in the spare room last night, so it
would have been weird if you went and then I
got changed in front of them.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
Yeah, exactly, I've seen little keysroom.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
So I walk out into the hallway naked and naked.
Quarter it of five.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
I sleep naked, Jason quarter to five. My stuff's sitting
in the back of my head. I'm like, shit, I
hope mom and Dad don't get up and go to
the toilet right now, because I'm standing there bet down
picking up like my stuff with your massive semi, with
my huge sibmi. And then I walk into the bathroom
and I have a shower and I'm like shaving, and
then I hear the spare room door open and oh,
here we go, which one of my parents is at

(11:40):
It's five am, And my dad comes into the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
He goes, hey, can I use the bathroom?

Speaker 6 (11:45):
And he's a fully dressed in the shirt, jeans, socks,
and I'm like, yeah, you getting up because I know
I'll go back to a bit. And I'm like, I
didn't ask because it was way too early, but I
was like, do you either sleep in there or you.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Get fully dressed to walk the three you meets to
the Do you need to buy him akimono? How funny?
Don't know? Hey, fellas, should we wrap it up there?
What are you reackon? She's gone there? Why not that
she gave me my first ever job in film? Really?
Oh well, so when you started that? What she gave

(12:21):
me my first?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
Hey? Listen to the Hockey Big Show four to seven,
especially today from beer Barna.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Even though this comes out after the show, Yeah, I reckon,
but check it out. It's really good. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Man, if you're into your beer's and getting hammered, this
is the place for you. I mean, responsibly. But it's
all on here over three hundred and I tell you
what I did see. I saw a fantastic pie bending
little stall. They do look good.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
I haven't seen pad Son since he's gone off to
love Hobby's.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Okay, see yeah, see next week right out
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