August 27, 2024 • 14 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your men bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For raw doggets for to seven every weekday on Radio Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah shit yeah. Driving home last night, here we go
straight into it. Oh God, had a headache, you were
good man. And my indigestion was terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's burning like a mother and I and I had
some of old Mogi's Gaviscon as well, and my throat
was hurting and deer. I was thinking, Ah, Jesus, am
I gonna am?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I falling apart?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Here, got home, had a couple of ibuprofen and no
indigestion since great sleep, didn't get woken up with my
and just from.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
A couple of ibuprofen? Was that right?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And I went.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Beautiful because I was actually reaching a point when I
was going to bed that I was getting anxious about
going to bed and getting woken up by my indigestion.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Right, I've just been coughing, Right, that'll just be the
phlem coming out.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
What I don't understand is what caused it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't know did you eat anything?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It could be food, but apparently if you have it
lying down as generally when it's at its worst.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So what do you do? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You stand up, you know, and smoking. And incidentally I
didn't tell you fellas this. I went two days without smoking.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Wow, this shit, I get it so annoyed.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Oh Json, I just I was about to be really proud.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Of you, I I.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then I something triggered me, and I went, right,
stupid week.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
You need something else for your trigger, then, right, yes
I do. Maybe Nippy's iced coffee. Yeah, a furious one. Actually,
I walked past the car the other day. It was
in the baking sun.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
And the cigarette tray was full of cigarette butts.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
And like so much, I was spilling out and over
the sort of gear shift lever and I laughed and
I was like, Jay and the passengers eat no ship,
empty carton of Nippies banana.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You see, that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
On the same meaning, I was like, you don't have
the banana, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No fact that.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was just it was so close to.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
So close to being an Internet me.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't have any I don't really smoke in my cat,
but I well you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You don't use an astro in your care.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm still partial.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To smoking your car every evening.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm still partial to my end of show singing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah every single day.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well but I did I have one last night?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I didn't have one last but yeah, start now, man,
I just got five more ciggis.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Then we'll see how we go.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, good on your mate.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So it just fucked me off when I bought them
to I was just like, I yeah, straight away, you
feel like shit, shit, you have one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're disgusting. You're like, it's not worth it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, I have another one, just because I hate mysel.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I know it like the moment of weakness thing. Today.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
For example, I've got this rule where I'm trying to
run as much as possible during the week, and then
at the weekends I can eat ship and drink beers
and I don't care. But at least you're doing something
during the week. You're trying to be healthy. So today
I was starving after we're doing this rehearsal thing. It
was two o'clock and I was like, I've gotta have something,
and my brain really wanted me to go get some filth,
some like fast food burger from the joint just over here,
(03:39):
which is really nice, something like that, and I know
I'm going to have subway instead, So I ordered a
subway which had veggies and stuff on it. Feel a
bit better about that at least, And then I ate.
It was I'm still hungry, so I ate an entire pie. Nice,
And it was just like, what was the point of
me getting the subway instead of the burger if I'm
going to eat a pie straight towards you know?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And there was it cheese ball thing the other night too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was like a month ago. That was a month ago.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You disgraced yourself. But you know that feeling, You know
what you do. You you just give in to it. Yeah,
and you just feel like, God, I'm the worst piece
of ship.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, my hunger.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
As soon as I'm like really hungry, I don't give
a shit anymore. I need to eat and I don't
care what it is. Yeah, how is your chicken?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
By the way, on the air fry it's just sitting
here waiting for this to be over. Yeah it looks
good though, It looked good. Yeah, yeah, I just I
would never buy one because just look at it looks
like the sandwich machine.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Never buy an air fryer, no, right.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
It looks like the sandwich machine that we've got out
there that has also got all the teflon that's come
off it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Sure have you seen Dark Waters?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes, which is which is my reason behind it.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
What dark Waters about teflon?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
The creation of tearflon and the facts that it's based
on a true story, and the effects that it has on
this town. I think with the teflon has made actually
leaking it's mark. Wasn't it leaking? I've seen the documentary
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
So then it goes through the science of what tearflon
does to the human body, and that is completely fucks you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's interesting. So I just had some today, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
But yeah, but also smoking funcks your body as well.
Smoking and drinking alcohol. Yeah, well that's the thing I
mitigate my I don't want all of the things. Yeah,
so I get pleasure from smoking and drinking. I don't
get any joy out of Eden's get of an air fray,
which I could easily have out of something else.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No joy out of the air fry. Chicken you're about
to eat.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't think so, judging by the look of it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Since we've bought the air fra, we have used it
a lot.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
It's nonstick pans.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Is that teflon? So what I use one every night
and have done for years. Yeah, so I'm fucked. Yeah, well,
I mean it's not good for you. But and I
want to say this and everyone's gonna laugh. Nothing's good
for you these days. Everything's bad for you.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Sure, And that's totally fine here, that attitude good as gold.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, we'll talk about this in the well.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
When you're young, you're immortal, right, and then nothing's going
to hurt you. But then as you get older, you're like, okay,
well I'm not going to do that well to try
and take some of these things out of my life.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Because yes, looking back at the sheer amount of lead
and asbestos that used to be in everything, and now
everyone's like, I can't believe we're using that ship. Yeah,
is that what teflon is going to be?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
In vapor?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think's well, certainly vaping anytime you look if you
can get joy out of it, it can't be good
for you. So that's why vaping is definitely bad for you.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's why I don't have sex anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm going to break up with my wag. It's over.
The whole show.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Wee days from four on Radio Hierarchy, Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What you do is you get older, I definitely when
you're when you're younger, when you're your age, gez, you
do you have an invincibility who cares? Yeah, exactly exactly.
But now I'm like, I'm not far away from death.
Now I need to It's all too little, too late, absolutely,
(07:08):
And that's that's another great sort of demotivator, which is
how my mind works. Sometimes it's like, oh, well, you're
already fucked, you know what I mean. It's too little,
too late, but it's never too low. But these are
the tricks that my brains on me to go, yeah, might.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
As well take the easy route, the easy route.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But like this should I used to do, you know,
and and not think twice about which I definitely think
twice about now, and to do with my body, like
I know my limitations a lot better now, and I go,
there's certain things I'm not going to do because I
know that'll fuck me.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah right, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, yeah, but I was passed off about the two
days and I went through it. Okay, you know, there
was like, as usually have my little pangs and when okay,
little pang, I'll go and do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This when you're fuming about something.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was a bit grumpy. Actually, I was a bit
TWI I woke up, did I woke up?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I think I was sweet and then I series events
put me in a her of a mood.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, and then I went to the gym.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Interesting that happened to the gym, mom, I can't take
this mood to the office.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yes, that happened to me yesterday. Woke up.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No reason to be grumpy, nothing going on, nothing, no
dramas human.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And I was fucking fuming.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not joking, man, And I was like, what the
fuck even is that that I'm fucked off?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't even know.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Why I'm because you paid for a iccut, they did
nothing that was on Sunday SETI actually, but yeah, happens
to me quite lock. No, Sometimes you just feel that
there's a dark cloud over here sometimes.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
And as a consequence, I had a terrible show, you said,
I Yeah, I was fucking.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Saying things wrong a lot, but.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Because my brain just was discombobulated, I was just not
in a good zone.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
The good thing about that, though, is when you're not
in a good zone mentally and you say stuff wrong,
it gives us a great little I.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Tell you what. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
What it's been bugging me was this morning was I
have to make and I get to make my daughter's
lunch every single day for school. And now I had
put out some some wraps. Yeah, and she'd put out
some like a container that you can put yogan into
with some She's like, oh, you can put yoga in
(09:43):
that with some cheese seeds and blah blah blah. So
she's sort of like telling me what I need to
be making for my daughter's lunch. Sure, and by all means,
if you want to start making her lunch every day,
fill your boots.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But she'd like put in green out on the bench.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I was just like, that is such a small thing,
but god, that fucks me, Like it's funny because it's
just either do it well. I could have received it
a lot better, and I was, you know, I think
she probably got a vibe, but no, I wasn't. But
that's sort of like that sort of Yeah, that started
(10:22):
tipping me over because that really it does annoy me
because it is a fucking pain in the ass making
kids lunches every single day, and then every single day
they don't need it or they will demo it. And
there's no rhyme or reason. They're either grown, going through
a growth spurt in they're starving, or they're just not
interested in eating. And we've had this conversation. It doesn't
(10:43):
matter what you put in there. If she's interested in eating,
she'll eat it all. If she's not, she won't. So
there's no point stressing out about what you put in
and cheer seeds this and fucking that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And I was just like, oh, man, like I make it.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Fuck it's a fucking good lunch she gets, but because
it comes home and and that it has to empty
out the lunch box at the end of the day.
And then there's a conversation. And then that was the
other thing. She coming in this morning, she goes, oh,
that's that solved. Then I said what's solved? She goes
about the mandarins. I said, what what are you talking about?
She said, oh, wow, she's not into the heading the
mandarins is because of this, this and this, because it's
(11:19):
too sticky or some shit. So there's been some issue
with her, not because I don't know what's going on.
And so she had been eating the amandarins and then
apparently that's a big issue. And then it's the first
thing my wife says to me is, oh, I've solved it. Okay,
there's been a big there's been a big issue here.
Oh yes, anyway, it was just those minor, little domestic
fucking annoyances.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
In my household.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Once that happens, I can see Lucy definitely leaving stuff
out because she'll be going to her actual job and
being like, make the lunch, and I reckon, you should
make this, And then I'm like, because she is very
much a lot better at cooking than I am, but absolutely,
tell me exactly what you want to do and then
I'll just do it, and then I don't to think.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, so that's that's And.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Also the other thing that's funny about that is I
used to always not eat my lunch, and my mum
would have been.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Absolutely and I'm exactly the same. There be shipped in
there for weeks.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah, And like I used to trade my She'd make
beautiful ham sandwiches and stuff, and I would trade them
for a roll up.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
You know.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's yeah, just give me remember being like going to
the bus stop and I'm pulling my beautiful sandwiches up,
putting them in the burn so that mom wouldn't see them.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, And if Frankie just said to me, like, I'm
not eating today, sweet Airs, don't even take a lunch box.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yes, we'll just leave it.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
If I don't have to feed you, man, that would
be awesome because it's like half an hour putting that
ship together.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Do you ever ask her why she didn't need it?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Well, that's did and that's why they got to the
bottom of Oh that's good now, and what it was
she doesn't like the kiwi fruit touching the manda in.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Because it's very or something.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Nana, it's just a bit sticky. It's chuck it in
the bin. Then like, if that's your problem, I can
go hungry man.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like we we had.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
You used to have to make three lunches, you know,
with the girls, and it was a fuckingan of my life.
It is it is like it is like that, but
either eat everything or eat nothing.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
But I come from a and I think it's a
it's look, God forbid, we should get into gender roles here.
But I think it's a male thing or a fathery
thing where you're just like, well, eat it, eat it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Or don't.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Man like I don't. I don't think you're going to die.
If you're that hungry, you'll eat it, and if you're not,
you won't. From zas my worst point of view, it's like, motherly,
you've got to eat otherwise you're gonna fucking die in
five minutes. But that's honestly what they think. And you
can look at what kids eat these days. It's almost
impossible to die despite the poison you feed them. And
(13:49):
it's just like, I'm just I just I filled her
lunch box up. It's all really good food. She eats
it or she doesn't, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
We should do this on the show.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
I think sho make a lunch that we think would
be the best for the old Yeah, take it each
yeah yeah yeah, do.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
That and get mothers to judge us and just get
fucking drilled by them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I love my wife, love my kid, and I do
care that she But Jesus the conversations you have, man, Well, yeah,
it's like that me talking.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I went through it very very quickly. I went through
a phase where I was cooking three separate meals from
my daughters because their diet we need and I was
just going, fuck this ship.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm not doing this anymore. No, absolutely not. This is it.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I listen to They Big Show Foot'll seven every weeken
on radio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Heard, okay, okay, is it you today?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think it might be good stuff.
For all your men bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up Even Closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
For raw doggets for to seven every weekday on Radio Beautiful.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah shit yeah. Driving home last night, here we go
straight into it. Oh God, had a headache, you were
good man. And my indigestion was terrible.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
It's burning like a mother and I and I had
some of old Mogi's Gaviscon as well, and my throat
was hurting and deer. I was thinking, Ah, Jesus, am
I gonna am?
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I falling apart?
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Here, got home, had a couple of ibuprofen and no
indigestion since great sleep, didn't get woken up with my
and just from.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
A couple of ibuprofen? Was that right?
Speaker 4 (00:59):
And I went.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Beautiful because I was actually reaching a point when I
was going to bed that I was getting anxious about
going to bed and getting woken up by my indigestion.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
Right, I've just been coughing, Right, that'll just be the
phlem coming out.
Speaker 6 (01:12):
What I don't understand is what caused it.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
I don't know did you eat anything?
Speaker 4 (01:16):
I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
It could be food, but apparently if you have it
lying down as generally when it's at its worst.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
So what do you do? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
You stand up, you know, and smoking. And incidentally I
didn't tell you fellas this. I went two days without smoking.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Wow, this shit, I get it so annoyed.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
Oh Json, I just I was about to be really proud.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Of you, I I.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then I something triggered me, and I went, right,
stupid week.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
You need something else for your trigger, then, right, yes
I do. Maybe Nippy's iced coffee. Yeah, a furious one. Actually,
I walked past the car the other day. It was
in the baking sun.
Speaker 6 (02:03):
And the cigarette tray was full of cigarette butts.
Speaker 7 (02:06):
And like so much, I was spilling out and over
the sort of gear shift lever and I laughed and
I was like, Jay and the passengers eat no ship,
empty carton of Nippies banana.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You see, that's wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
On the same meaning, I was like, you don't have
the banana, do you?
Speaker 4 (02:22):
No fact that.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was just it was so close to.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
So close to being an Internet me.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I don't have any I don't really smoke in my cat,
but I well you don't.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
You don't use an astro in your care.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
I'm still partial.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
To smoking your car every evening.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I'm still partial to my end of show singing.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah every single day.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Well but I did I have one last night?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I didn't have one last but yeah, start now, man,
I just got five more ciggis.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Then we'll see how we go.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
All right, good on your mate.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
So it just fucked me off when I bought them
to I was just like, I yeah, straight away, you
feel like shit, shit, you have one.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
They're disgusting. You're like, it's not worth it.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, I have another one, just because I hate mysel.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
I know it like the moment of weakness thing. Today.
Speaker 7 (03:18):
For example, I've got this rule where I'm trying to
run as much as possible during the week, and then
at the weekends I can eat ship and drink beers
and I don't care. But at least you're doing something
during the week. You're trying to be healthy. So today
I was starving after we're doing this rehearsal thing. It
was two o'clock and I was like, I've gotta have something,
and my brain really wanted me to go get some filth,
some like fast food burger from the joint just over here,
(03:39):
which is really nice, something like that, and I know
I'm going to have subway instead, So I ordered a
subway which had veggies and stuff on it. Feel a
bit better about that at least, And then I ate.
It was I'm still hungry, so I ate an entire pie. Nice,
And it was just like, what was the point of
me getting the subway instead of the burger if I'm
going to eat a pie straight towards you know?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
And there was it cheese ball thing the other night too.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
It was like a month ago. That was a month ago.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
You disgraced yourself. But you know that feeling, You know
what you do. You you just give in to it. Yeah,
and you just feel like, God, I'm the worst piece
of ship.
Speaker 7 (04:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, my hunger.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
As soon as I'm like really hungry, I don't give
a shit anymore. I need to eat and I don't
care what it is. Yeah, how is your chicken?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
By the way, on the air fry it's just sitting
here waiting for this to be over. Yeah it looks
good though, It looked good. Yeah, yeah, I just I
would never buy one because just look at it looks
like the sandwich machine.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Never buy an air fryer, no, right.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
It looks like the sandwich machine that we've got out
there that has also got all the teflon that's come
off it.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Sure have you seen Dark Waters?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
Yes, which is which is my reason behind it.
Speaker 6 (04:51):
What dark Waters about teflon?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
The creation of tearflon and the facts that it's based
on a true story, and the effects that it has on
this town. I think with the teflon has made actually
leaking it's mark. Wasn't it leaking? I've seen the documentary
about it.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:07):
So then it goes through the science of what tearflon
does to the human body, and that is completely fucks you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's interesting. So I just had some today, Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
But yeah, but also smoking funcks your body as well.
Smoking and drinking alcohol. Yeah, well that's the thing I
mitigate my I don't want all of the things. Yeah,
so I get pleasure from smoking and drinking. I don't
get any joy out of Eden's get of an air fray,
which I could easily have out of something else.
Speaker 6 (05:35):
No joy out of the air fry. Chicken you're about
to eat.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I don't think so, judging by the look of it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Since we've bought the air fra, we have used it
a lot.
Speaker 6 (05:43):
It's nonstick pans.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
Is that teflon? So what I use one every night
and have done for years. Yeah, so I'm fucked. Yeah, well,
I mean it's not good for you. But and I
want to say this and everyone's gonna laugh. Nothing's good
for you these days. Everything's bad for you.
Speaker 5 (05:57):
Sure, And that's totally fine here, that attitude good as gold.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, we'll talk about this in the well.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
When you're young, you're immortal, right, and then nothing's going
to hurt you. But then as you get older, you're like, okay,
well I'm not going to do that well to try
and take some of these things out of my life.
Speaker 7 (06:16):
Because yes, looking back at the sheer amount of lead
and asbestos that used to be in everything, and now
everyone's like, I can't believe we're using that ship. Yeah,
is that what teflon is going to be?
Speaker 6 (06:26):
In vapor?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I think's well, certainly vaping anytime you look if you
can get joy out of it, it can't be good
for you. So that's why vaping is definitely bad for you.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
That's why I don't have sex anymore.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I'm going to break up with my wag. It's over.
The whole show.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Wee days from four on Radio Hierarchy, Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
What you do is you get older, I definitely when
you're when you're younger, when you're your age, gez, you
do you have an invincibility who cares? Yeah, exactly exactly.
But now I'm like, I'm not far away from death.
Now I need to It's all too little, too late, absolutely,
(07:08):
And that's that's another great sort of demotivator, which is
how my mind works. Sometimes it's like, oh, well, you're
already fucked, you know what I mean. It's too little,
too late, but it's never too low. But these are
the tricks that my brains on me to go, yeah, might.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
As well take the easy route, the easy route.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
But like this should I used to do, you know,
and and not think twice about which I definitely think
twice about now, and to do with my body, like
I know my limitations a lot better now, and I go,
there's certain things I'm not going to do because I
know that'll fuck me.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Yeah right, okay, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Okay, yeah, but I was passed off about the two
days and I went through it. Okay, you know, there
was like, as usually have my little pangs and when okay,
little pang, I'll go and do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
This when you're fuming about something.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I was a bit grumpy. Actually, I was a bit
TWI I woke up, did I woke up?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
I think I was sweet and then I series events
put me in a her of a mood.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
Yeah, and then I went to the gym.
Speaker 5 (08:28):
Interesting that happened to the gym, mom, I can't take
this mood to the office.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
Yes, that happened to me yesterday. Woke up.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
No reason to be grumpy, nothing going on, nothing, no
dramas human.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
And I was fucking fuming.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
I'm not joking, man, And I was like, what the
fuck even is that that I'm fucked off?
Speaker 1 (08:49):
I don't even know.
Speaker 7 (08:49):
Why I'm because you paid for a iccut, they did
nothing that was on Sunday SETI actually, but yeah, happens
to me quite lock. No, Sometimes you just feel that
there's a dark cloud over here sometimes.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
And as a consequence, I had a terrible show, you said,
I Yeah, I was fucking.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
Saying things wrong a lot, but.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Because my brain just was discombobulated, I was just not
in a good zone.
Speaker 7 (09:17):
The good thing about that, though, is when you're not
in a good zone mentally and you say stuff wrong,
it gives us a great little I.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Tell you what. I tell you.
Speaker 5 (09:23):
What it's been bugging me was this morning was I
have to make and I get to make my daughter's
lunch every single day for school. And now I had
put out some some wraps. Yeah, and she'd put out
some like a container that you can put yogan into
with some She's like, oh, you can put yoga in
(09:43):
that with some cheese seeds and blah blah blah. So
she's sort of like telling me what I need to
be making for my daughter's lunch. Sure, and by all means,
if you want to start making her lunch every day,
fill your boots.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
But she'd like put in green out on the bench.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I was just like, that is such a small thing,
but god, that fucks me, Like it's funny because it's
just either do it well. I could have received it
a lot better, and I was, you know, I think
she probably got a vibe, but no, I wasn't. But
that's sort of like that sort of Yeah, that started
(10:22):
tipping me over because that really it does annoy me
because it is a fucking pain in the ass making
kids lunches every single day, and then every single day
they don't need it or they will demo it. And
there's no rhyme or reason. They're either grown, going through
a growth spurt in they're starving, or they're just not
interested in eating. And we've had this conversation. It doesn't
(10:43):
matter what you put in there. If she's interested in eating,
she'll eat it all. If she's not, she won't. So
there's no point stressing out about what you put in
and cheer seeds this and fucking that.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
And I was just like, oh, man, like I make it.
Speaker 5 (10:57):
Fuck it's a fucking good lunch she gets, but because
it comes home and and that it has to empty
out the lunch box at the end of the day.
And then there's a conversation. And then that was the
other thing. She coming in this morning, she goes, oh,
that's that solved. Then I said what's solved? She goes
about the mandarins. I said, what what are you talking about?
She said, oh, wow, she's not into the heading the
mandarins is because of this, this and this, because it's
(11:19):
too sticky or some shit. So there's been some issue
with her, not because I don't know what's going on.
And so she had been eating the amandarins and then
apparently that's a big issue. And then it's the first
thing my wife says to me is, oh, I've solved it. Okay,
there's been a big there's been a big issue here.
Oh yes, anyway, it was just those minor, little domestic
fucking annoyances.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
In my household.
Speaker 7 (11:43):
Once that happens, I can see Lucy definitely leaving stuff
out because she'll be going to her actual job and
being like, make the lunch, and I reckon, you should
make this, And then I'm like, because she is very
much a lot better at cooking than I am, but absolutely,
tell me exactly what you want to do and then
I'll just do it, and then I don't to think.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, so that's that's And.
Speaker 7 (12:02):
Also the other thing that's funny about that is I
used to always not eat my lunch, and my mum
would have been.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Absolutely and I'm exactly the same. There be shipped in
there for weeks.
Speaker 7 (12:11):
Yeah, And like I used to trade my She'd make
beautiful ham sandwiches and stuff, and I would trade them
for a roll up.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
You know.
Speaker 7 (12:17):
It's yeah, just give me remember being like going to
the bus stop and I'm pulling my beautiful sandwiches up,
putting them in the burn so that mom wouldn't see them.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:28):
Yeah, And if Frankie just said to me, like, I'm
not eating today, sweet Airs, don't even take a lunch box.
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Yes, we'll just leave it.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
If I don't have to feed you, man, that would
be awesome because it's like half an hour putting that
ship together.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
Do you ever ask her why she didn't need it?
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Well, that's did and that's why they got to the
bottom of Oh that's good now, and what it was
she doesn't like the kiwi fruit touching the manda in.
Speaker 6 (12:52):
Because it's very or something.
Speaker 5 (12:53):
Nana, it's just a bit sticky. It's chuck it in
the bin. Then like, if that's your problem, I can
go hungry man.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
Like we we had.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
You used to have to make three lunches, you know,
with the girls, and it was a fuckingan of my life.
It is it is like it is like that, but
either eat everything or eat nothing.
Speaker 5 (13:15):
But I come from a and I think it's a
it's look, God forbid, we should get into gender roles here.
But I think it's a male thing or a fathery
thing where you're just like, well, eat it, eat it.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Or don't.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
Man like I don't. I don't think you're going to die.
If you're that hungry, you'll eat it, and if you're not,
you won't. From zas my worst point of view, it's like, motherly,
you've got to eat otherwise you're gonna fucking die in
five minutes. But that's honestly what they think. And you
can look at what kids eat these days. It's almost
impossible to die despite the poison you feed them. And
(13:49):
it's just like, I'm just I just I filled her
lunch box up. It's all really good food. She eats
it or she doesn't, I don't give a shit.
Speaker 6 (13:55):
We should do this on the show.
Speaker 7 (13:56):
I think sho make a lunch that we think would
be the best for the old Yeah, take it each
yeah yeah yeah, do.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
That and get mothers to judge us and just get
fucking drilled by them.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
I love my wife, love my kid, and I do
care that she But Jesus the conversations you have, man, Well, yeah,
it's like that me talking.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
I went through it very very quickly. I went through
a phase where I was cooking three separate meals from
my daughters because their diet we need and I was
just going, fuck this ship.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I'm not doing this anymore. No, absolutely not. This is it.
Speaker 7 (14:32):
I listen to They Big Show Foot'll seven every weeken
on radio.
Speaker 1 (14:35):
Heard, okay, okay, is it you today?
Speaker 5 (14:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:39):
I think it might be good stuff.
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