FULL SHOW: The Coffee Froth Incident

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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the Biggest Shows, our biggest shot, biggest.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Speak show which just nice love and oh good a
your man barsaid, it's great to have your company this
Wednesday afternoon, the twenty eighth of August twenty twenty four,
and you are listening to the Big Show brought to
you by Night Now listen. I just want to say

(00:37):
to all the listeners out there, it's go easy on
Moggi day to day. He's feeling very, very tired and
he just needs a lot of love and support coming
his way. So feel free to text us on three
four eight three and give him a little fillip, a
little leg up.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Also feel free to send a little talk back on
the iHeartRadio app as well, just to cheer Moggi up.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Just going to say I'd actually prefer a talk back. Yeah,
you can shove your texts. I want to hear some
some nice words on the old talkback app there.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Yeah. Having said that, still you look great on going
pretty grassy. Yeah, yeah, you're a statue of a man.
And how you doing you right?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
Apart from your game, pretty grassy mad dog gets six
son of it, Yeah, and you're extreme fatigue. Yeah, game
pretty grassy, your mad dog, your six son of a bee.
Been a busy day, man, but it alsort of it
also hit me when I walked in here and.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Just bagging.

Speaker 4 (01:42):
Sure I go home, man, I have a bath, dishes,
the laundry, a couple of hours work and that that
will chimney up.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
It doesn't actually help at the moment. The studio is
about thirty two degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
It is as hot as a bastard, and it's.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Kind of weird. I don't know quite what's going on there,
but keezy y, I love that cap on you, that
little white cap that really pops. What do you mean
it's a little with you with your black he out
it you are you've been working out, key, See what's
going on? Mate? You are demand well, it's taking a
page out of all.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
He's got a plain black T shirt, which I don't
think i've ever seen you weird before. You've always got
some kind of a car or a woman with, you know,
in a bikini or something on those rides. But you're
gone for something a bit more late. But you're looking good, bro.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Those those guns are popping. Thanks.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
What have you've done? You ripped the sleeves off them?

Speaker 1 (02:35):
There?

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, I've ripped the sleeves off as black tea. I've
just decided dressed you know, I want to dress.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Up one of my role models. Sure me?

Speaker 4 (02:42):
Oh yeah yeah mogi.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
So today's also go easy on Kezy.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Day as well.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm actually quite bugging as well.

Speaker 4 (02:49):
So are you acting like whatdy jay?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Though?

Speaker 4 (02:52):
Because I'm feeling baggers, But so you're saying that you
feel as well try and steal some of the attention.
That's a good point actually, And.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
I love to the little cut in you in your
buttocks there and the jeens just showing a bit of
ass cheek. And I was like, oh, Kezy, he's feeling
about Sessy today. He's showing his guns, showing off as
bod and good on you, man, Why wouldn't you you
got to You got a fairly good bod for someone
your age. Thanks man, How are you Jason? You look great? Man?

(03:18):
Whatever told you?

Speaker 3 (03:19):
You look just like Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Some people have said that yeah, yeah, it's the new haircut.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Off, especially like Bruce Springsteen. Around the Philadelphia here.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I tell you what he's to hate, Bruce Springsteen. But
as I've said, he's growing on me and maybe that's
just an age thing.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
He'll be sto to hear that.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Yeah, totally. He's looking good though, ay for his age,
Oh Bruce.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Well yeah, that's the funny thing though. But you do
look like him. But he's seventy four and you're forty two.
So are you forty two or forty three? Forty three
forty three?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Mog you get it right, man Hey Texas three four
eight three, big showy head. The meantime, he's a red
hot hold. I thank you.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yes, indeed a bit of death Leopard there for your
Wednesday afternoon. The time is fifteen minutes past four and
all as well apart from it is go easy on
Moggi day today is feeling very tired and we asked
for you to send in some talkbacks and the people responded, Keysy,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
If you don't know what a talkback is, you use
the iHeartRadio app to listen to Hodaki if you want
to do it digitally, and then you can hit the
microphone button there and send us a voice message like
Luca did.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Good afternoon, your mad Bathwards and MOGGI and I'll be
waiting all day, mate to hear your voice and you
hang in there, hang in there. You know we're thinking
of you out there, and you know I'll be waiting
more data to listen and say, have a good one,
choose your backbones, have a good one.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
It's really genuinely moving from him to see your message.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Yeah. Yeah, it's just nice someone showing their real emotions.
That's great.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Yeah, I'll get another one here. This is from Kurt.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Hey, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Really sorry to hear that.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
It's go easy on Mogi day today. So I just
thought that i'd send a message and say, k brother.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Oh that's cool, that is good.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I just say yeah. When you said do it digitally,
I was sounded a bit rude.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I thought, Hot,
did you?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
I mean, I can check your pros out if.

Speaker 3 (05:23):
You want to.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Do you want to hear? Another one that's from Rory Underwood.
What's up with Magi? Is he in a who of
a moon? I hope you're having a good day mates,
and your big burne Yeah, you're Randy Australian. Have a
good afternoon, boys and love you.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Really really nice. Thanks.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
There's one more here, show play this one you go.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Hey, you really upset to hear that you're feeling a
bit tired today.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Brother, don't worry.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
The flowers will will get around you because you're a
really valuable part of the big show.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
Not as valuable as Kezy.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
I mean, he's sort of the start of the show.
But between you and Herman, your producer, you know, it
really makes my day.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Brother. Yeah, it's nice, Yeah, really nice. Good. How you
feeling now much better?

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Thanks? Thanks for asking, mate, that's great.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Ye're really really good. Hey you speaking of key, you've
had a very busy day.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
To day mate, Has it been a busy day for you?

Speaker 1 (06:26):
He had a busy days.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
I'm not steamed, that's what you're asking. It has been
a busy day. I spent the entire morning and a
large chunk of the afternoon with Matt and Jerry.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Do you know them?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yes, I've heard of them there.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Yes, Yeah, they've been doing the breakfast show on Huducky
for a decade.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
Yeah, ten years.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
What's what station? Ducky you're joking.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
So I spent the morning with them and we drove
all the whole day.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
It was pretty much the whole day.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
You spent the whole day with him, did you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:53):
And I actually got a I got a we gig
from a truck there and I both.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Hate giggity giggity giggy.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
If I say yes, what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
Well, I get a cut of your your track.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
It wasn't paid, it was voluntary. And we spent a
large portion of the day just driving around to the
Cormander and the beautiful route around the Firth of Tims.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
You're sorry, what what the.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Girth of Tims?

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Yes, a beautiful route We've drive one of the New
Zealand's best roots and it was it was really lovely fellas.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, how funny. I was driving into work today thinking
I'd just like to go to the coramandal today. Just
keep on driving.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Oh it's weird doing that. Yeah yeah, yeah, that's really crazy.
But actually I've got something I want to ask you, Jason,
particular after today later on the show, not now.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, because you don't ask me anything. Yeah, yes, that's great.

Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, audio slave, why not I am the highway?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Huh? Because I was driving fellas.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Yea the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Super Groove there on the Radio Whole Archy Big Show
Wednesday after the time is for twenty six.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Just a reminder to keep an ear out. If you
hear a song here on Radio Hdarky with some fiddle
mixed into it, you call us straight away on eight
hundred Haduky and you can be into when your share
of twenty five thousand dollars. It is the twenty five
grand fiddler. And if you call a number one hundred boom,
cash is yours fiddle d D.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
One thousand dollars and thousand dollars specifically, yeah, one, okay,
that's good man. How are you You're having a bit
of a shitty old day? You hear the fiddler, you
call up boom, one thousand dollars in your account a
thousand dollars, thousand dollars, one thousand dollars. That would tune
your day around.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
One thousand dollars, fellers, all right, just one thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's still good. That's I mean, I'm not going to
say no, keezy right well, you can't win it. Anyway.
You know, so detail got doll squad money.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Yeah, that's true. It's a drop in the ocean for you. Hey,
Fellas mentioned earlier that I was working with Metting Jerry,
you know their mail and the breakfast.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Heaves and Jeremy Wells that's yeah on the best or
nine weekdays.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeah, yeah, best on the best route, Yeah, that's right,
and the best breakfast show. Might I add in New Zealand,
I'd say certainly my favorite arm And just while I
was working with them, they were, you know, because we
were squitched into my truck there, We're all together for
a number of hours and we we really headed off,
you know, and we found that we had some quite
funny stuff happening.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (09:18):
Where I was, I was riffing, and you know they
were loving it, you know when that happens. And and
then Matt was reffing for a bit, and then me
and Jerry were loving it. And then Jerry was trying
to rough but he couldn't quite get it. And we'll
get you'll get there one day, Feller, and I was
just wondering, Jace, you're my agent, right, m hm?

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
You could put in a word with management here at
Hodarchy and just see whether that'd be interested in making
the breakfast show like a three hander, because like the
chemistry was undeniable, right, and you know that doing a
breakfast show with those two would be my absolute dream.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
So just to clarify your idea, here is Matt Heath, Yeah,
Jeremy Wells, yeah, get rid of me, fire Ham and
then you're the third person on it. No, so firing mesh.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
So you want me to say to Matt and Jerry, Hey, Fellers,
can I have a little quiet word here? Look, you
need to get rid of Meshy old keysys. He feels
like you guys got a really good chemistry going on.
So in Mashi's career? Can I mean? I don't know
that I'm comfortable about doing that, Kesy. I mean, if

(10:27):
you want to ruin Meshi's career, that's on you, and
you're on the wrong part. I don't feel comfortable doing
it for you.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Ma sure, And I forgot about mash to be honest,
and about how it's slott Ina. I'm the guy who
pushes the buttons right. Yes, there's not room in this
studio for both of you. No, this town's not big enough.
So what about the Jase, Mogi and Mess show. That
sounds cool.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
I mean, I think you should talk to Mesh about it,
because like just getting them throwing off the show and
getting not only that, getting Jas to do it. That's
what I refer to as a dog move dog squad,
you know.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
And it's like people that get ahead by trampling on
other people, you know, on the shoulders of other people.
And Mash he's been working at hours off, I might
make the point. And he's in a champion bloke and
he's a talent as far as I'm concerned. And for
you to just jump in there and say get rid
of Mesh what I said, I said, get old Keysy

(11:28):
in there. That is I'm a little disappointed in you, Keysy,
to be honest.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Were you gonna do it or not? No, Kesy, I'm
not going to do it. Fine, I'll chat to them myself.

Speaker 2 (11:39):
Mass is gone The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hodiki.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Wees are there on the Radio Darky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon, thirty nine minutes past four o'clock. What have
you got for me, Captain Nadmin. I don't know about
this new nickname.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
I just wanted to let you guys know that if
you wanted to donate three dollars instantly to the Cancer
Society and anticipation of daffitial data is Friday.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
And you do, Yeah, of course you do? You do?

Speaker 3 (12:08):
Do you text the words support s U P P
O RT to two zero six instant three dollars donation.
If we get to one hundred k, one of us
has to jump off the hardbridge, which is pretty exciting.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
How good. Now? Listen you said in our podcast out
show Mogi, you talk to us about your morning that
you had and it was an absolute shocker and it
puts you in a hoh of a mood. True, and
it was amazing. I had one of those mornings this morning.
Can I did your morning? Bug you?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
It did? It did? Keasy? Yes, bugging Now I love
my wife.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
Oh that doesn't.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
This is a real bad start.

Speaker 1 (12:55):
And I just want to put this in context. Right,
I got up at the morning. It was good spirit spirit,
and my wife had gone to walk the dog early,
so she went and walked the dog. No, and it
was my turn for the coffeees. We alternate days. You
know what I mean in terms of who makes the coffee. Anyway,
I was out in the kitchen there and my wife
came back from walking the dog, and I said, just

(13:17):
in time, darling, I'm making your coffee. And she went,
oh great. Now normally I make her a coffee. She's
in bed, or I shall be in the lounge tuttling
around doing something, and they're not really paying much attention.
And I also want to tell you I've been making
her coffees five ten years. Okay. So she was sitting
at the bench and I'm making her coffee.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
Is this a breakfast bar?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yes, it's like a breakfast bar, and the coffee machine's
just there. Yeah. And I'm frothing the milk. Is that
an euphemism? No? And my wife says to.

Speaker 4 (13:52):
Me, she says, she says, she says.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Can you not boil the milk? Yeah? And I went
and she said can you not boil the milk? And
I said, I'm not boiling it, I'm frothing it. So
that was that, and I went, that was weird. She's
never said that to me before. Then I was pouring
the milk into her coffee and she said to me,

(14:17):
and I quote, can you not make it? So frothy?
Can you spoon out some of the froth? And I went,
are you being serious right now? And she went, well,
I'm allowed to have my coffee how I like it?

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (14:33):
And I was like, I was that right? I didn't
say that, but in my head I was like, I've
been making them for ten years and never have I
had a complaint about the coffee. And all of a
sudden it was the milk was too boiled, it was
too frothy. So I'm going, what's that about. I'm fuman

(14:54):
a little bit, thinking that's that's weird. She's never criticized
my coffee before. We then segued into a conversation about
the family Christmas holiday, and can I tell you right
now that was a bad segue because we're trying to
organize a family holiday with all of our girls who

(15:17):
are overseas in various places. We have changed location four times.
We were going to Vietnam, we were going to Sri Lanka,
we were going to Thailand. Then we said, look, the
girls are going to be in Melbourne. Let's just do Melbourne.
And I said, this is what we're going to do.

(15:39):
What we should do is just book a holiday to Melbourne.
If the girls are into it, great, If they're not,
that's great. Let's just have a holiday in Melbourne. And
she went okay, and then she said, well, the whole
point is is to see the girls. So if they're
not going to be around in Melbourne while we're there,
what's the point of going to album? Shall we go

(16:00):
somewhere else?

Speaker 3 (16:01):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
And I just went, I'm going outside for a durry
and I can tell you for the next two hours,
a stony silence ensued. Wow, And it was just one
of those conversations in mornings where I went from a good.

Speaker 5 (16:17):
Mood to.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
It seemingly wasn't like much to get up in arms belt.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Well, I feel like there's a lot to dissect there. Actually, yeah,
quite absolutely. I'd love to come back and have again
about this. We haven't got time to cover off here,
but there's a lot in there for me, Jase, can.

Speaker 1 (16:34):
We not do this after five? That's all true what
I just told you? And it was like, what is
going on? I was.

Speaker 4 (16:42):
I remained silent throughout, but I've got thoughts about all
of that. Yes, all of that.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
I will definitely come back and discuss anywhere about that
is Oasis.

Speaker 1 (16:50):
This is false God, Jase.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Hurdarkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy
It sounds like them struck again Radio y five Grand Fiddler.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Yeah, it was weird. I had a feeling when I
came in today, Fellers, did you Yeah? What was it
about the twenty five Grand Fiddler? What was the feeling
that it wasn't going to happen? No, that it could
very well happen on our shoudow? Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Did it put you in a horror of mood?

Speaker 1 (17:23):
No? Right, just something here. I'm just trying to figure out.
Oh the milk thing? That's right now. Listen, it's call
at number one hundred. Let's go to the phone line,
shall we. Mikeyr Mad barset Hel's life? How you go? Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Thanks mate, good question.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
Unfortunately, Mike, you're calling number ninety eight. Keep trying, though, Mike,
you never know what might happen? My friend did I? Ashley?
How's life? Good? And I wish I was talking to
you later though? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Sure your show, Jason's married. You can't do that. Although
after this milk.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
And actually I'm afraid you're calling number ninety nine okay,
try again and we can talk then, Simon, your man Bassett,
how's life? Oh good mate? Good? Yeah, you bet it's
good mate, because you're one thousand dollars richer.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Oh my god, yes you did it so good man.

Speaker 1 (18:24):
Hey Simon, Simon, how's your day been today?

Speaker 4 (18:28):
Oh it's been alright.

Speaker 3 (18:29):
It's a hell of a lot better now.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, yeah, good. Thousand bucks? What are you gonna do
with a thousand bucks? Simon?

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Oh mate, I don't know. I'm gonna have to least
get some beers?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah yeah, yeah, responsibly. Hey Simon, just out of curiousity,
just yeah, good on your mate, Just out of curiosity. Man,
what do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (18:51):
I'm an electrician?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
What you can tell your mate? Simon's shouting the beers
this Friday May? How does that sound? Oh? Sounds body good.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
I might have to shout some of those ones.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
You guys are sorted out the backbones. Yeah yeah, good stuff.
Will you enjoy that one thousand dollars Simon, And I'll
hand you aver to have, good mate, pugsn and studio
buggle son. Thanks mate. He was pretty stoked, old Simon,
wasn't he feel it was? I don't know why one

(19:24):
thousand dollars that's that's a that's a good nudge.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
A good nudge of money. Now you just good, it's
a nudge, it's a wige, it's a dollar.

Speaker 1 (19:34):
It's a good dollar of care. Can you just say
it's a good witch?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
Can you say a good witch of cash?

Speaker 4 (19:39):
And that's a good nudge.

Speaker 1 (19:40):
I feel like dollar is the word though, you know.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
That's a dollar of sour cream comes a dot.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
So wake up in a day or two and go
and look at his account and go, that's a good
Do you know what I mean? Yeah? What would you
do with a thousand bucks? There? Keysy?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
Probably just put it in my savings.

Speaker 1 (19:57):
No, you're your fun account.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Oh yeah, my fun account. I forgot about that savings.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Hey, now listen plenty coming up after five o'clock, going to.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Get to the bottom of this mess of her of
an argument, your head, your house.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Can we not do it after five? Why she's going
to be in the car listening to the show. And
I don't know that we're fully healed from the morning,
you know what I'm saying, Fellows?

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yeah, also after five we can discuss I've got another
stand up getting Tonight fellas, And I'm just a bit
worried about repeating, repeating my sort of material and people
and the crowd having heard it before. I just want
you guys to get around me and reassume me around
that so I can go into the story, right.

Speaker 1 (20:35):
Yeah, definitely, we'll do that. All that after five.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Welcome back your messive bank Bones. Hope your Wednesday is
going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
And yeah, yeah, sorry, I fell off the I was
just copying Mowgi.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
He's deliberately going down again, asking us to not go down.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
It wasn't me. I love it when you go down.
It was you that doesn't like going down.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
Now. Interesting fact about the Paralympics. Oh yeah, the interesting
fact was power means that they run parallel to the Olympics.

Speaker 3 (21:25):
That's correct.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Now, are they running parallel to the Olympics, because I
would say that they would both be happening at the
same time.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Concurrent, wouldn't Oh was that concurrent?

Speaker 1 (21:38):
What's the parallel part?

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Of it.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
Yeah, I'm not too sure, to be honest with you,
but that is meant to be the idea, But yeah,
I don't know, it's not to me. I agree it
would be the same time because I remember when you
gave me that those facts. It's just been bugging me
a sense. Well to be fear it was Kezy that
gave us those facts. I asked him on here about
it and he absolutely nail.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Yeah, I remember that we started the show with Mogi
massively thrown me under the bus with a huge question
about the Paralympics, which I had no knowledge of.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
What did you say? I was bugging you those facts massively?

Speaker 3 (22:09):
So oh sorry to hear that.

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Yeah, any whom bugging.

Speaker 1 (22:18):
We did have go easy on Moggi day to day.
But he's he's become good. He's come good, so you
don't need to worry about Moggie.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
The kind words from our people out there, and just
the general fun that I have on the show here
has really pulled me through things.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Good mate, and an hour of highly rating, high quality
drive time radio will do all this.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's the man who wants to go
on the Breakfast.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Show, says the man who argues with his wife of
a burnt milk.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
Not burnt. It was not burnt.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
It sounds like it was burned. But we'll get into
that later on.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
No, he won't.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
What the whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
Kisy Allison James here on the Radio Hokey Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen minutes past five
and all as well, fellas WHOA I was at the
gym today and a.

Speaker 3 (23:14):
Geeze, I'm sorry sorry, fight off the wrong thing, they adjesss.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
And I had a bit of a revelation, to be honest,
a bit of a revelation. And I was lying on
the bench press there.

Speaker 6 (23:28):
And you're lying on it and smashing out one hundred
and eighty kgs and me sweats, just pissing off me
and bloody muscles and screaming at me.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
And myself, and I had the sort you know, they
had am I doing mogi? They had am I doing? What?
Am I trying to prove? You know?

Speaker 5 (23:56):
Why?

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Am I trying to hold on to the expectations of
me being the eye candy of the show and trying
to be something that I'm not? You know? What I mean.
And I thought, why do I keep busting my ass
going to the gym every single day, twice a day.
I'm eating protein baby bits of chicken that tastes like shit,

(24:23):
you know, Bloody got the old smoothies going. And I'm
just like, what am I doing here?

Speaker 5 (24:31):
If you've got and you know, and it occurred to
me here I am this massively successful radio DJ, you know,
And I've got piles of dog squad money just sitting there,
just sitting there, accruing all this interest, And I think

(24:53):
to myself, why don't I just get some surgeries done?

Speaker 1 (24:58):
You know what I'm saying, Why am I doing all
of this? I've got mountains of cash. You know, I
could get some ass and plants. You know, as you mentioned, Keysy,
my ass used to be my prime bit of beef.

Speaker 4 (25:10):
If you start with a nose job.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Well I could, yeah, I can, you know, take some
of the beef off there.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
I could.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I can hack a couple of inches off there for example.
You know what I'm saying. I could get the lips
a bit fuller. I could get I could get stretched
out a bit in the face, I could get some
pick implants. Why am I busting my ass day after
day after day. Why don'd I just do it the

(25:36):
easy way and get work done?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
And what answer did you come up with?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Well?

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Can I also just say, I mean you wouldn't be alone?
Obviously Mogi runs a wig. We all know that he
has a hare hat. Remember, yeah, I know that. And
also do we don't need to have eye candy for
the show. It's we're a radio show. What do we
need eye candy?

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Well, and an answer to your question, Mogi, I made
it calls today, calls, some phone calls, and you know,
because I'm a top radio DJ, I tend to sort
of hang out with the elite.

Speaker 4 (26:10):
A lot of the.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Of the A League, A lot of them are surgeons,
you know, is surgeons, cosmetic surgeons and stuff. Got in
contact with them. So I might be missing a bit
of work over the next month or two, but you know,
it's going to be a complete transformation, and I don't
need to do diddlely shit. Just get my bank book
out there and sign sign off on them. Wow.

Speaker 3 (26:33):
See, I'm obviously so poor that I don't even know
what a bank book is. See, because my instinct was
that's a completely made up thig. But it's obviously a
real thing, a bank book.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
So what would you do? Man, you get your ass done,
your nose done, you keep on dying. You're here obviously.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, that's that's a given. I get the
face stretched out botox botox and the you know in
the forehead, and basically just even out my face a
little bit. Yeah. You know, you were talking today about
someone with a craggy face, and you know, when I'm
getting about Craiggy, I see photos of myself on install

(27:09):
with like five thousand likes, and all I can see,
all I can see is like the crow crow idea.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Why don't you just quit the show? Because then you
won't need to worry about it. You've got piles of
money anyway, I can just go.

Speaker 1 (27:26):
You mean no, yeah, yeah, that's actually a good point.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Happily do without you?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Yeah, I could just live on my dogs by money
and his interesting. Actually that's a good points.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Yeah, you in your bank book, Yeah, open that up,
get some get some money animals.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Yeah, Jesus, a bloody great idea.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
Actually, although my question would be, what about you know,
you go to the gym, what are the nutters down
they're going to do without you to go and talk to.
You're sort of like the Jesus.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
The whole liking being shown podcast.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Yes, indeed, the dudes there on the radio Honaki Big
Show this Wednesday afternoon, twenty six and that's past five
o'clock now. Last night, very big announcement fellas read the
old Oasis there, Emogi and I know we've been talking
about it about the previous days. You were stoked, mate,
very excited.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Very very excited. Big fan of the band, but also
a big fan of them as individuals. And so I'll
be honest with you, man, like a lot of a
lot of the stuff for me over over the years.
It was fifteen years since they broke up. Broke up
in two thousand and nine. Five minutes before they meant
to go on stage to thirty thousand people in Paris,

(28:37):
they had a fight backstage and that was it. Just
canceled the gig on the spot. And a big part
because oftentimes when bands get to be back together.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You're sort of like, oh, who really you know? Who really?
Key is?

Speaker 4 (28:49):
Well, sure it doesn't really matter and I hadn't seen them,
but I've seen Liam since and you know, absolutely amazing.
But I'll be honest with you man. One of the
big things for me is I've wanted them to start
talking again, just so that they can go back and
have Christmas dinner with their mother. Sure, I think about
their mum and having two sons like that, and they
don't come over for Christmas dinner. So I would have
been happy if they just did that. But the fact

(29:11):
that they're now going to go on what looks like
a world tour got announced yesterday. They start off I
think in Wales, Cardiff, They're going to Manchester, Wembley Stadium
in Edinburgh and then there's going to be a world
tour after that. So tickets go on sale this Saturday.
Today they opened up you could register for your tickets.

(29:33):
Four hundred thousand people have registered to buy tickets. Wow
for those concerts amazing and under twenty four hours. That
is absolutely unbelievable. They are just they're as big as
the Beatles. Was the Caketon on that list of venues?
I mean the fingers Crossed keysya, Victor Arena.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
I think there's a couple of nice places along k
Road there. Well, there are the Rani Community Hall, Yeah,
why not? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (30:01):
They doing a couple of Nights and Huntley.

Speaker 1 (30:02):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
How good? So yeah, but apparently they're going to be
coming down to Australia Ticketmaster. The ticket Master Australia has
posted the Oasis video on their website, which suggests they
will be coming down here to tour as well, and
we'll certainly want to be getting them behind there. I'm
bloody bloody excited about it. I would love to go
to Europe for it, though.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
I guess it does as we're talking about, you say,
it depends on how that first leg of the tour goes, right.
There's a lot of money on the line here though.
These guys could be absolutely rolling in it after this one. Yeah,
I think they've.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Well, I hope and I think they would because neither
of them need the money, but they're both so incredibly wealthy.
It's not about there, it's about I think now they
can just tour and have a bit of fun and
hopefully put it behind them. They're not doing you know,
half an ounce of cocaine today. They're not, which you know,
maybe they will be by the end of it. Yeah,

(30:52):
you know, we don't know, but I think, yeah, I
think they've certainly would have matured after all this time,
despite what Liam says on Twitter of the time.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Great stuff. Well there you go, all you Oasis fans
out there.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
There's actually a really met and Jerry on this show.
This morning they replayed an interview that they did with
Noel Gallagher from twenty nineteen. Listen to their podcast if
you missed it, because he is so hilarious. Apparently, Jerry
was saying that before the interview the publisher said, do
not ask about his brother, and then halfway through the
interview they brought him up. He called his brother an

(31:25):
efing idiot. It was just it was absolutely brilliant. I'm
just like, he's exactly like you think he is, that's right.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
And I was just I was doing a pugsy a
son about it off air there, and I think people
thought that they were arrogant, and they certainly were arrogant,
but they thought they were massive assholes. But all they
were doing is they're extremely funny, and when they're being
really funny, they'd never break into a laugh or anything
to let you know that they're joking. They just are
very very dry. They say really funny stuff and they

(31:53):
let the other people do the laughing. They're the funniest
dudes out. Yeah, good stuff. I'll be there mate with bells.
I don't you worry about that.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
Get my lighter out when they're singing the Chunes, wave
that in the crowd. A bit of de douching, a
bit of mushy action.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
Good time, so good Hey, coming up after the break,
we unpacked the massive dispute that Jay's head with his
wife around some burnt milk.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
It's a stay Chune. The whole Archy Big.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Show was jas, Mike and Keyzy tune in.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Four on Radio Lincoln Park. There on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Wednesday evening. The time is five fifty two.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
So we're just going to pick up here of something
we said we'd pick up over an hour ago. Jace,
you this morning had a bit of a horror of
an argument with your wife.

Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well it wasn't a it wasn't a big argument. It
was just a bad vibe one.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
So what happened was, and you've done this for years
and years, you were making her a nice coffee on
your coffee machine. She's gone out walking the dog. Just
as she arrived home, you said, oh, just in time, darling,
got your coffee here. As you were making the milk.
She said, can you not over boil the milk today?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Please? She didn't say today, she just said, can you
not boil the milk? Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:05):
And then you said you took that personally because you've
been making a coffee every day for ten years.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
And then she also asked for less froth, and then
you were like, are you serious? And then she said, well,
this is how I like my coffee, and I allowed
to like it like this.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
I'm allowed to like my coffee how I like it.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
And then you had a whole other thing to do
with another thing. But that was the crux of the thing.
That was the argument.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Well, I put it in context. I've been doing that
for ten years, you know, we alternated each day, but
this was kind of the first day where she actually
sat down at the kitchen bar and was watching me
make the coffee. I've never had a complaint from her
once about any of the coffees I've ever made over
ten years. And today that's why it took me. You know,
I was taken a back bite magie.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Yeah, And I can understand that, man, Like, there's a
couple of ways to look at this, I guess, And
what is that you know, you are offering sustenance. You
get the gift, isn't it when you get it making it,
and you're making something for someone you're beloved, generally you
take it to her. It's a nice way to start
the day. It's an active love.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Can I say? Yes? It is?

Speaker 4 (34:04):
It is an active love.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
And so for her to then say, oh, you know
you're burning the milk or there's an accusation there telling
you to be careful, and then ask you to spoon
out the froth because she doesn't like having too much
froth on it. It's sort of a kick in the guts,
it was. It's a kick in the goolies.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I was uncharacteristically upset by it.

Speaker 4 (34:29):
Absolutely, But then the flip side, as you say, you've
been doing this for five or ten years. This has
been happening. This has been a cornerstone of your relationship,
this act of love. Another way to look at this
would be that for five or ten years, your wife
has drunk your shit coffee, yes, with narrower word, with
not a complaint. She has stomached that hot, frothy shit

(34:53):
because she loves you. Yeah, and today was a bridge
too far. So rather than Jeane on the one day
of complaint, why not treasure the three thousand, six hundred
and fifty days where she looked the other way? She
shut up and got on with it and turned the
other cheek. I expected better from you, Mane, to be honest.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I was about to bring a similar argument to the
table because I thought he was on your side. But
he's one hundred percent right. And I like the idea
that your relationship is so healthy that she feels she
can be honest with you and say, look, this is
how I like it can and the way you're making
it as terrible.

Speaker 1 (35:29):
Can I just make the point that my coffees are delicious? Yeah,
they're really nicely, I'm I could be a barista. I
know what I'm doing with my coffee. If you're my coffee,
there'll be coffee left and every cup I made it,
But there never is. They're empty. They're completely empty.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
Rude is a big fan of coffee. Yeah, your dog.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Yeah, I'm going to make one for Rude tomorrow. She
can go. I mean that sounded nasty. They had a minute.
She can she can make her own coffee. Man, Yeah, a.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Bit delayed with that. You're gonna you're gonna swear there.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Eh, I see where you're coming from, though. Man, that's
kind of stuff that winds me out. Sure if that was.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Me, I would say, oh, babe, sorry, how do you
actually like your coffee? I've never asked. I've just assumed, yeah,
and just giving you what I assume is a good coffee. Yeah,
that's what I would have done.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
But how easy.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
That's That's not how This is.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
The whole aching Big Show with Jas, Mike and Kesy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
Hold Ikey, welcome back, Backbones. You're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Night, night and day.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Just in case you didn't pick that up far out.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Man, Now listen, I believe we've got a few texts
on three four three about them.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
So the milk saga in particular, Jas, people are really
coming to your aid.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Thank you for have just joined.

Speaker 3 (37:01):
Jason's been making his wife coffee for ten years. Today
she spoke up that she'd actually liked the way he
made it, and he lost it. He was in a
her of a mood. Yeah, that's the way Terry makes
it for her. So it's come through. On three four
eight three, someone here is referring to you as burnt
milk coffee nips. So it sounds like she's having an
a fair Hoidy J.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
Yeah maybe I did think that.

Speaker 3 (37:24):
I can't believe Hoidy J has been steaming as missus
milk wrong for ten years. What a helmet?

Speaker 1 (37:29):
So you're like a lot of support coming up here, Yeah,
it sounds like it. And there's also from my colleagues
as well.

Speaker 3 (37:34):
Quite frankly, yeah, there's support for me as well. Because
I'm doing stand up tonight. I'm a bit worried that
people are going to have heard my material before. Someone's
text through here saying don't worry Keezy. No one that
has come to see you once is going to come
back again.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I did think that, Yeah, oh you thought that? Yeah, yeah, okay,
you didn't say it. Yeah, well I didn't want to
say it.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Yeah right. It just sounds now like you're claiming a
funny text and saying yeah I thought the same thing.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:00):
Yeah, sure, see how I thought you'd think that.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Have you guys heard the podcast outro? No, it's bonus
material contact.

Speaker 4 (38:09):
I don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
The predominant by far factor in their lives that their
regret is working too much or so much.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
That's what you'll say.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
Nah, I just go I wish I wasn't such a
lazy ass, and you know, I wish I got things
done better.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
But it's about time for you to have your exit interview,
isn't it.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
It's getting classes. Yes, we were talking about end of
life stuff at that particular moment, and we covered a
lot of topics today and how one other topic I
genuinely can't and how the majority of people when they

(39:01):
talk at the end of their lives and they interview
them and they talk about, you know, what's your biggest
regret in life? The majority said working too much. Yeah,
I worked too much and I worked too hard. Interesting,
hasn't It's very interesting.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Jay's good point. By the way, the outra comes out
at seven thirty tonight along with the highlights package of
our entire show, and that happens.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Every single weeknight. Wow, that is crazy.

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Just sit hodak you ever get your podcast from and
then boom you'll have them so good even flood of.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
The Hadiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 1 (39:34):
Yeah man, a bit of Matillica on this glorious Wednesday evening.
Let's talk TV What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Last night I WoT wached some more of the movie
Unity in the Union. Sorry. Mark Wahlberg and Halle Barry
on Netflix. Has been a fan of Helle Berary. I
don't know what it is about her. Same, very very
good actor, very good actor. Yeah, has been a fan
of hers. Very good actor. Yes, God, she can act.

(40:20):
Mm hmm what an actor?

Speaker 1 (40:22):
Yeah? Would you like to act with it?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
Yeah? I would, actually, I think I'd be a good
actor with her. Yeah, And anyway, I watched about another
fifteen or twenty minutes. Wow, a little bit more action
than it. It really is shit, but pretty easy watch
and it keeps you sort of taking along. Oh you
know what I'd love to see, man, I'd love to
see Mark Wahlberg get botox. Get botox, because he does

(40:51):
his frown and he's got like eighteen lines across as
for you, unbelievable things they are. They're like they're like
a mental piece above a fireplace. You could put Shendle
sticks on them. They're so big. So I'd like to
see how much emotion he'd be able to bring across
without those next time you see him, actually, Pegs just

(41:12):
knock up an absolute all time post for Instagram on
that would you mean deeply minutes and he's but he's
ripped a bits as well. Yes, anyway, it sucks, but
I recommend it somehow great.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It's interesting talk about lots of stuff. My wife and
I we've become quite obsessed by a certain actor, actress
whose face is every time we see here seems to
have had more work, Nicole Kidman. Your silence speaks volumes,
but and it's like it's getting to the point where

(41:50):
she has become unrecognizable almost. But anyway, I had something
to talk about by the way you go keasy or if.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
You've got something, really, all those times we've been arguing
about who's going to talk about it would be finished
by now.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I watched The Titanic at the weekend Saturday night.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Did you find the scene where he's drawing here really sexy?

Speaker 3 (42:11):
And that's and I can see because obviously Kate Winsley
is your ultimate hall pass. Yeah, and in that she's
quite beautiful. Obviously Jack is so young. Leo looked like
a kid in that.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
He was he was pretty young or twenty three.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Yeah, he looks like he's like sixteen. Ah, you know
what I mean. Well, this and kezy.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
This is interesting because this was a problem that leonaded
DiCaprio head in his film roles as that he looked
like a child right deep into his films. And then
Martin Score says, he did a really smart thing in
that Departed where he put him in prison. He did
a panning shot across the prison cells and he had
to Caprio in a single or with his shoot off
doing push ups, and he had muscles. He was like,

(42:49):
this guy is a man now. And it completely changed
the way you perceived him because he did look like
a kid for so long and.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
Was he always doing like the heart throbbing kind of.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
Well he did not see in Gilbert Grape was herob great? Right,
great movie? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
But one thing I noticed with The Titanic, because we
looked it up, turned a million dollar budget or something,
and then it became one of the highest grossing films
of all time. The effects. It is right in that
Jurassic Park, the very first one slot where wide shots
of the Titanic before it sank at the harbor. They
look a bit because of the CG. However, the practical
effis are freaking excellent. It has aged so well, such

(43:28):
a great movie. And sure it's massively long, but the
last hour my wife was like white knuckled watching them
try and escape the ship and save Jack. And then
she was honestly freaking out with had to pause so
she could make a cup of tea, you.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (43:42):
Yeah, And I would say Lord of the Rings is
in that same realm with.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Where it's just.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Absolutely it still looks so freaking amazing.

Speaker 1 (43:51):
So movie.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
If you haven't seen The Titanic like me, in like
you know, twenty odd years, it still holds up massively,
very good, so hot.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
My secret indulgence which I've never talked to you about
out Back opal Hunters and on Discovery Channel. Yeah, and
and something gold out Back Hunters I'll talk about. I
look forward to that. I love those shows.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
The darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keizy.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
Smashing pumpkins there on the radio Honarchy, Big Show this
Wednesday evening, Big Day on Friday. Of course, daffod All
Day and the Big Show are a big part of it,
aren't we feel we certainly are jays.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
If you would like to see one of us here
from the Big Show jump off the Auckland Harbor Bridge,
we need to raise one hundred thousand dollars. We're way
over fifty now. To make your instant three dollars donation,
just text the words support to two zero six.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Don't diss them, just do it.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
I'm not I never used to have an issue with heights.
I think we've spoken about this before, but as I've
got an older I think I do now. Sure I
never used to care. But when we went up to
Skott Sky Tower, which is in Auckland here in the
middle of Auckland. Beautiful building. Oh really, it's God. That
is a It's a stunning piece of architecture, isn't it
very point?

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah, I've s it is beautiful.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
But just walking around and they've got the glass falls
yea and all that sort of stuff, I was like,
get a bit woozy, A little bit woozy man, just
crawling around on the floor.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
So yeah, I'm.

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Looking forward to you doing it, Jase.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, yeah. Bungee jump height have never bothered me, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
I suppose you've never been at a height.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
Exactly, a particularly tall feller. So you know, bring it on.
I say, good on the skydive. I remember the first
time I did that. Yeah, that was pretty freaky, But
then after that it was just ho hum.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
About that, Jays. The funny thing about that is the
first time I skydived it was really exciting. I might
have told you guys already, but the second time, having
experienced it while I was in the plane, was the
most nervous I've ever been, right because I've done it
before and there's no mystery anymore, like, Wow, what's this
going to be? I knew what it was like, and
that's scared shit out of me.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
Right.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Interesting? Interesting?

Speaker 3 (46:02):
And we used to do you guys used to jump
off train bridges, really high bridges when you were younger
with your mates. Hell yeah, man, I feel like you didn't.
So we were used to say, I wonder if you
could jump off at the Harbor Bridge.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well, I remember there was that time you and I
JS and we were it was the summer of I
don't know god what year it was, but we went
to find that dead body, do you remember that?

Speaker 1 (46:23):
And we were walking.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Across the old the bridge there and then the bloody
train came along and we had to go sprint. Nearly
got flattened. Oh oh yeah. We had to sprint and
then jump off the side of it into the water.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
It was about what sixty meters high? Jason, Yeah, about
sixty But it's been a hell of a summer. There
was no water in the river and we just landed
on the rocks.

Speaker 1 (46:42):
But yeah, if you want to.

Speaker 3 (46:42):
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Speaker 4 (46:52):
But the trick was we went loosey goosey, just where
you hit the roxy and just loosey goosey and.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Then you just I still shattered my spine in four
places for hood.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
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Speaker 1 (47:14):
You go your man advancetards. Since your Wednesday show, Dan
and dasaid, we've got over the hump. We're cruising into Thursday. Moggi,
I don't even need to ask, mate, you're a You're
going to get home, have a bath, go to bed,
do you you think so? Man? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:26):
Why not watch a bit Italian Beard or something like that.
Might watch another ten or fifteen minutes of my movie.
Sure yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, and then tomorrow I
might have a pampamogi day, might go to a sauna,
sure yourself. Yeah, but what else is there other than
a sauna a massage?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
No, I don't like those. Ah do you find them election?

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Relection? Do you find I mean honestly, do you find
them election or not?

Speaker 3 (47:51):
Is it a Sean Connery accent? I had never properly
had one until I got one while as in Bali, Yeah,
full body message. It was actually brilli.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
It was good love.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Every time I get one, I just think I would
rather be doing something else. Sure productive.

Speaker 1 (48:05):
I can't even think of the last time I had one.
So it's hard to say, yeah, tell.

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Your laptop and then do it. Yeah yeah, I always
like yeah, it never yeah, never quite grabs me. Maybe
a cold punch, keesy, that'll be good.

Speaker 3 (48:17):
That'll wake get terrible.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Now you were saying, oh, for a Keysy date night
for you tonight, What does that mean, Tad exactly? Oh,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
Definitely not doing a stand up that I've been talking
about on the show. Yeah, after your standout that'll be
like ten to thirty eleven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Yeah, yeah, apparently, so.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Then you'll probably just get steamed. And they go and
wake up my wife and watch Titanic again, and they
put them back to.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Bed, eat some KFC and the and the bed.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Then eat some Portmans and the beard, and then yes,
get some shut up.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
What do you do, Jason, Go home, have dinner, talk
to my wife. We've got to talk to We've got
some bridges to mend after this morning, obviously, and you
know they've got to be do a bit of reading
and make love passionately. Hey, listen, it's been great having
your company this Wednesday. Make sure you check out all

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the podcasts in our Instagram account. Till tomorrow, See you later.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
Bye,