August 29, 2024 • 47 mins
On today's show, Jase offers real and official financial advice, Mike's feeling tons better, and Keyzie reports back on his stand up gig.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show with Night and Day by five Barista,
make coffees and give the sixth free, no catch, just
use their coffee cards.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome this big show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Really indeed, Jason Hitz make not and cheesy not get
a your mad Bastard's great to have your company this
Thursday afternoon, the twenty ninth of August twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Day Moggi Stallion, you were telling us in the podcast
outrad to day you took it easy on yourself a bit.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Today you had a slightly gentler day. Boy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I've got to say it looks like it's reaping benefits.
You are fair glowing mate. You got your tidy whiteye
on and you've just been ed to eating your desiccated
chicken and rice.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
How you going your mad bass, You're going pretty grassy.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
You're mad dog. You're six out of a beat full
of energy now man full of beams after going easy
on Mowgi day today. Yeah, it was a luxurious little
day ahead for myself there. Keys. You would have loved it, brother, really,
you would have loved it. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, it's actually really interesting because I'm glad that you
brought Keysy up because Keysy had a really big day yesterday.
He was with the fellas from the Breakfast Show driving
around the Caramandel, then he had to do the Big Show,
then he had to go and do a gig after that.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
And he came in today and I was like, Keezy,
here you're going.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
He's like, oh, Jace, I'm feeling a bit knack and
made it so I think it's a go.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Easy on.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Mate, whatever you need, we're here for We are here
for you.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Jasey floated that perhaps it should be a go easy
on Keyzy day and I said, no, it is definitely not.
I'm firing on all cylinders. Baby.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Look, I know you're I know that you're firing.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's just that you had a big day yesterday and
you were looking a bit tired.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You know you're busy boy.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
You're a busy boy.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, I was a busy boy. I was a really
busy boy. He's been a busy boy me and sure,
at eleven pm last night, I was sitting on my
couch eating KFC.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And then at least it wasn't in new bed like
you normally do.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
No, I've learned my lesson on that. My wife doesn't
allow that anymore, which is a damn shame because there's
nothing better than eating.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It in bed.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I'll be out the door, mate.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
It's amazing. Yeah, but nah, we've been tuck it out fellers.
But I'll tell you what the next three hours.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
You know, you all go big show today. Yeah, for
the Big Show, Huge Show.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It is going to be a really big show.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And seend some support to Keizy on three four eight
three actually getting through it.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
If you really want to send me some support, text
the word support to two zero six and that's a
three dollars donation to Ain's a definital day to help
the Cancer Society.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yes, we're going to get into that next and the
Big Pole actually, but in the meantime, have a bit
of music, shall we ever clear?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh He's indeed the killers there on the radio Honarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock.
Now we don't do this every day anymore, but we
are doing it today. It's the Big Show, Big Pole,
Big Pole, And what we're doing today, New Zealand is
(03:14):
handing you, the audience, an immense responsibility.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
That's Fellers, Yeah, man, certainly is.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
We have teamed up with A and Z and the
Cancer Society for Defital Day. It is tomorrow, the thirtieth
of August. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
for the Cancer Society. We're getting closer and if we
managed to reach that one hundred thousand dollars mark, one
of us will have to jump off the Auckland Harbor
Bridge wearing a daffitil costume. The only thing is we
(03:42):
need to figure out who's going to be the one jumping.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
We've already talked about that.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Yeah, what do.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You mean all sort of.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
No, No, we've got to go.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We're doing it.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
We're doing a big pot. I see begs not well,
no that's not how we No, no, no, we've got
to do a big pole.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
We have to do a big part. Let the people decide.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I don't know, man, it feels like begs not as
the way to go old bags not Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, uh oh, now we've got to let the people
decide this man, Come on, Fellers, right.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Big polese so We're gonna put it up on our
Hoduky Big Show Instagram story. Right now, who do you
think should be the one jumping? If we managed to
get to one hundred thousand dollars, If you'd like to
help us get there, text the words support to two
zero six. That is an instant three dollar donation, I
mean out of ten for you fellas. How keen are
you to jump off the whole ten?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Man? I I'm a teen. Yeah really, I'm three massive man.
I love that sort of stuff back on the day.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
People won't know this about me, but I was quite
the adventure, you know, mountain climbing, rock climbing and all
that sort of stuff without ropes and all that sort
of camen. Some people are a bit scary pants about heights.
You're a free ball, all right, Yeah, totally not even
isn't that free climbing? Hoidy J I love my heights,
sky diving, you name it, I'm into it. You know,
(04:59):
those things were sort of like wing suits.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I used to do that.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I used to free jump off mountaintops into the into
rivers and stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Base jump. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
It's just weird that you don't know the terminology free
of the stuff. I don't have names for it.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Back in the day, they didn't. It was just jumping
off or rock man.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Right, But then why are we doing the poland I
tell you.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
What, I'm an adrenaline junkie. You are.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You're a freak for it, man, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You're a mess of freak. And but the thing about it, Liz,
I don't think it would be fear for Jase to
just hog all the good stuff. It should it should
be up to the people. I think. I think that's
fear the only way way to do it.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
But I think so, man, if you're a teen in
terms of excitement, Jason, so are you, Mike? Then why
don't want you two just do it? Because I'm a three?
I don't want that's more interesting though, I think as well?
What I well, yeah, like if we're both keen airs
and people don't want us to do it, right, well,
if you're a three, yeah, but I mean yeah, I
mean people have heard you say that now, so I mean,
we don't do anything about how things go vote wise.
(06:01):
But if it did so happen that you have now
just chucked yourself under the bust, and you know that's
of your own making keysing, and I'm I feel.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Very strongly about this, Keysy. I'm really keen on you
conquering your demons.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
And I think you need to get a you know,
you're a young man. You guys are lining it up
so that I am doing. Look, we'd love to do it, man,
we'd love to do it. It's a sacrifice on our part.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If the people choose me, so be it. But nothing's
gained there. No, you know what I mean, Because I've
done that. I'm into that stuff. Whereas if you did it, Keysy, guys,
it would be like something for you to overcome you
you're scared of heights.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't want to overcome anything.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So are there going to be a great opportunity for you?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Would have been an opportunity. It would be a great
Imagine how proud your wife would be. She'd look at
you in a whole new light.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Totally.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I'm supposed to mean. Well, I just well, Look, the
people can decide vote on the Hudarky Big Show's Instagram
story right now. You can also tix through on three
four eight three which one of us you'd like to nominate?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
And some backbone some talk packs tell you backbones do
some talkbacks through the Heart Radio app and send us
a message there.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
It's exciting tomorrow yeah, then tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, it's going to be crazy when you two are
doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
While we come both do it. Keezy, it has to
be one of us one other team.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Well, we could go all three bumper to bumper. There
is that, No, there's not.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Tick support two zero six for an instant three dollars donation.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Is a bit of Bruce Filu.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
You know, whenever I hear that song, I think of Kezy.
Eh weird same here every single time he just gets
down baby.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yeah, I love it?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You do you really love it?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
I wish that song was on our playlist five times
a day. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Now listen there. Make sure you go and vote on
the Big Pole. By the way you decide New Zealand
who gets to jump off the Harbor Bridge from the
Big Show tomorrow for definitely day and Kezy a little
bit worried about winning, but I think it'll be really
good for him and a good personal growth.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's stuck up on us, this isn't it? It has
it seemed like it was never going to happen. But
here we are keasy, one hundred percent going to get
the popular.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Don't don't sway. This is like when we have the
Throbber and you sway things and then that's the only
reason you're winning. If that was the only reason right here,
as many asterisks, as as old tech support to two
zero sex if you'd like to make a three dollars donation.
Fellers last night had a little stand up gig. Yeah, man,
(08:41):
you hear about it.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
How did you go there?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Well, it was a bit guarded actually because Moggi had
booked to come and then he was a bit under
the weather and there was a free seat and then
Jason offered it up to you and you were just
like nah.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Not because you were tired or anything, no waything, just
just no.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Just no, ye yeah, yes, like you said.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I mean you didn't really want me to come anyway,
because you said, you've already seen all my material and
you see it a second time, you won't laugh or
anything like that, So don't bother.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No, I wanted you to come, right, But the whole
rest of the Hducky team with it, which is really great.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
So you got some laughs?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I had to tell sure.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
You know, when when you're up there and you sort
of all you can hear in your ears and your
own heart, your blood pounder, you know what I mean,
goes kind of dark. There was actually quite a bizarre
hicler right as soon as the MC was Rehye Matheson,
who was very very funny, like within thirty seconds of
him getting up on stage and say, Koday, everyone you
(09:43):
know hadn't even pointed with a fire exit was yet,
and she had already started hicckling, can you give me
one of the lines what are we dealing with?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Keys?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Just not even just replying to his rhetorical questions really
loudly and then making it about herself.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
It was.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
It was quite funny. Pugstar was actually getting rely wound
up by it hearing about it. Yeah, And it was
a very like and even these experienced comments, like even
Josh Thompson got up on stage and was instantly taken
aback and was like, this is the weirdest heckling I've
ever had in my life. And then she kept moving
around the bar as well, so that every time she was,
it was from a different place. I don't think she
(10:18):
was steamed pugs. Yeah, he was keeping an eye on her.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Well, it was really interesting because you said you because
you were sitting with Pugs and before you went on
there and you're getting a bit distracted by all the
ladies coming over to the table and talking to old
pugs Son.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, I was just trying to like you were just
trying to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, but she was just getting pounded by ladies wanting
to take photos and see where what he was up to.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, did you get hickeled? Bo I did get
hickeled by her? Okay, I pulled out the old because
she was Scottish and so I pulled out the race
fit in well with the rest of my sit you know,
it wouldn't have looked out of place. Sure, at one
point I just freaked out and did a Scottish accent.
I can't he deal with this?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Was there you comeback?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
At one stage?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was that would have been a good laugh though,
that Yeah, it was.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
It was actually really good And because the good thing
about a hicckler is you can literally shut them down
if you can with the most half ass comment that
you've used a million times and the whole crowd loves it.
Doesn't matter what you say, they all applaud and so
instantly you the the villain and you're a hero. Yeah,
which is quite interesting. So I really enjoyed actually having
a hitler and isn't it yeah, which was.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Very development in your career.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
There one thing I did notice though, and I was
talking to the guy's pugs and a couple of other
guys from the office, but he talked to you. Yeah,
he made some time for me, was my set, right.
It was like ten minutes long and about maybe like
every two sentences that you try to put a joke
in every two or maybe even three, you sit up
a joke and you sit up another joke. Josh Thompson
did twenty minutes at the end, and it was like
(11:49):
a guy working a speed bag boxing bag, right, not
a bag of speed. And the amount of jokes he
was rattling off one after the other was just like,
holy cow, that is you know, that's the level right there, right.
He was amazing.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
He's a very funny man. Josh.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I was just like blown away by it. It was
crazy and it's okay, you need a bit more work
to get to that level.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You know, everybody is the same, Keys, Yeah, you know
who you are? Yeah, same comedians are funny and others.
You know.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I remember reading reading just for the you know, Richard
Pryor's autobiography. Yeah, and for so long he tried to
be Bill Cosby because he was the big stand up
at the time, and should I try to be back?
And he tried to copy him, and then he just went, no,
I've got to be Richard Pryor.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, that's right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
So should I try and be him or no?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
No, just be yourself.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Key, I don't know if this is what's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Just be you Keysy man. If it dies, it dies.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
That is one that is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let's move on the whole acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Is indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
The time is four forty eight.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Don't forget to text the word to support to two
zero six right now to make an instant three dollars
donation to the Cancer Society for Defital Day tomorrow. If
we raise over a one hundred thousand dollars. One of
us will be jumping off the Auckland Harbor Bridge dress
as a dafital. On the Hucky Big Show's Instagram story
right now, you can vote as to which one of
us three you'd like to see actually do the jump.
(13:28):
Currently that is sitting on ten percent Mogi, twenty percent, Kezy,
seventy percent, Hoidy j.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Look, fewls, I think, and I just want to put
it out there to the people. It's something that Keesy's
terrified of doing, and I think it would be such
a good thing for him to do to overcome his
fear of heights. To vote for Kezy give him a
chance to overcome a feed good.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I mean, if Jason wins at then so be it.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I personally would love that.
But if you don't have Instagram, by the way, feel
free to text either Jason all Chazy two three four
eight three and that counts as the vote as well.
Pugs will be keeping track.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Of all of that.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Yes, fellas a bit of an issue today at home.
I had her of an argument with my wife. Yeah,
so this because she weeks from home a few days
a week and I really like that. I like that
she's there in the morning when I'm there, and.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
It's weird that you would say that, but anyway, well you're.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Just saying that I really like it. So we both
woke up and approximately the same time, actually, which is
quite nice, because I had no well it was eight actually,
because I got a late one last night, and a
bit of a tradition that we do is I'll make
her a cup of tea in bed, right, So I
got up and, you know, put my dressing down on flip.
(14:44):
Why is that funny?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
You got a dressing gown.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Yeah, like a Willy bathroby thing.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
A wally one.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
So I walk into the kitchen and I flick the
kettle on right, gets boiled it away, get two cups,
you know, put the tea bags in there, make it,
take it to her and she, you know what she said,
She goes, us, is too hot? Can you put extra
milk in it? And I'm like, are you serious? Are
you serious? You're asking me to put slightly more milk
(15:11):
into a cup of tea. I've been making you tea
for twelve years. Yeah, So I honestly I got it.
I just poured it all over the bed.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Did you did you?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Can?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I say straight for jumping in here, Jason, But I
think I think you did the right thing.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Was it the same amount of milk that you always
put in?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
What seemed to me.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, so you boiled it. You put that, You put
the board water into.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
The mark, that's right with the tea bag, left that
for about two minutes. Yeah, same as all ways.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Okay, well, then the onus is on her to wait
until it cools down.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Wait, exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Extra milk then makes it too milky? Well correct, right, right,
and then she's going to complain about that.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
It wasn't like a peppermint tea that you poured milk
into it.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
I'm so ridiculous. It was the same tea that I
make her every single day.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah right.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
I go, oh, you're just in time, darling. And I
bring it in and I give it to her. She's
no enough milk, so I grab I tip it on
the bed, I throw the cup at the window and
it smashes.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's amazing. Maybe, I mean look at it this way.
Maybe for twelve years she's been putting up with your
horrendously poorly made teas.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I've seen the way you make a coffee in here.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, and she just snapped and had had enough.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
That's true. Maybe that's true.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
But I'm so you know, wrapped up in just the
fact that I'm so insulted at my teamaking abilities, you know,
and now I've just got so much pride wrapped up
in this tiny thing that I flew off the handle.
I'm gonna horror of a mood today because of it.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, but if you're that worried about it, you should apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, you should.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
You should apologize. You know, I'm giving you a sustenance.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
You should break up with it. You should. You should, man,
because this is a thing, man, even the largest waterfalls, Jase,
can I say this, Yes, start with but a single
drop and this is just the first step towards hell.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Gonna put up with that, man, You're going to the
one minute it's can I have more milk in my
and my tea? And the next minute what exactly what? Well,
I'll tell you what it was. I was making bloody,
I was making porridge and she comes out, she gets
a bag of raisins out, She's like, you put you
should put those in it, and then walks off and
I'm well, I'm making.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
The porridge here. If you're raisins and it, you do
it yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Did you do that weird thing with your eyebrows when
you were doing this?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
My bulgers were stick it. I was just sorry, Fairs.
So if you wonder why I'm in a hoo of
a mood, yeah, it's because of that. Yeah, well yeah,
you totally makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Me.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Yeah, I knew you'd have my back on that. Make
your own, damn te.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Here's the Verve Hlarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
And Kisey the Verve there on the radio Hoedarcky Big
Show this thusday afternoon. The time is three minutes to
five o'clock coming up after five. Fan favorite bit of
improv from the Big Show. Also our first ever financial
market report and Chase the Jase.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Also, keep an ear out because if you hear a
song here on Hodaky with some fiddle mixed into it,
and you call us straight away, oh eight hundred, haduky
and you I call a number one hundred, you get
one thousand dollars D D D nice.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Mike fiddle D dumb, little D dumb.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
And that could happen at any point. Nice one, Keyzy, Thanks,
good on your mate.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, The Hdiking Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, welcome back to your messive bank bones. I hope
you're getting through your Thursday. Okay, you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night and.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
You did it again?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Did it went up again?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Though? Oh? You went up and down?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, when you go down as opposed to going on.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
I forfear it.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
You just stay true, stay the course.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
You never know what you're going to get. Man.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Wow, I feel like I feel like.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
That's the beauty of the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
You don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah. I think
we're like in neapolod and ice cream, aren't. Well, there's
three va Jason's that red raspberry one. What's the other
one in it? Chocolate? Yeah, hot chocolate. That's you, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Thanks fellas. Are you giving me the wrap it up signal?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
No? Not at all? Was that?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I just who you give me the wrap it up signal?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I gave you the siren signal because I felt that
that was bordering.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
On you know, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, well possibly.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I think we do need to play can you play
that again? Because I don't like that Jason is saying
that chocolate is a race. Race is so much more
than just flavor, Jason, Jace.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Now listen, coming up the big show improv. We have
our first ever financial.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Markets also face the ja Yeah, your chance to take
on Jason on a fifty night and day great stuff.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
It is audio of.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
The hiking being shown podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Green Day and the Radio Hodaki Bitch Show Thursday afternoon.
The time is five fourteen. But right now it's time
for quite not it sounds free lines, camera action.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Now it's time for the big SUW prov and I
believe it's you two today that are doing the improv.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah. The reason why we do this is because we're
trying to give Kezy a little bit of acting training.
You're his agent, Jase. You're spent difficult getting them over
the line for a myriad of reasons, really for auditions
and getting them booked on jobs, and so we thought, well,
if we can do some workshopping with them, it'll help
them stay in character and sort of be the character,
(20:44):
and then hopefully you get some jobs coming and you'll
be able to get some money. Jase coming through.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
That'll be good, mate, God talk about an albatross around
the neck.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Jay said, you've just destroyed my confidence going into the scene.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You sea where So the scene is Keezy stands at
the off the machine in his undies. He's saying his
stand up comedy routine out.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Loud, just do it.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Just then, his good mate and flatmate, Mikey, returns home
from the night shift. He looks tired and fatigued, and
Keezy immediately offers him a coffee.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
All right, action.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Action, Oh, what's the deal? Why why did the Why
did the bloke cross the road to walk around? Note?
What why did the guy cross the road when he
saw the roadworks? He didn't want to get his ass felt?
His ash felt as felt ash felt? So why why
did the guy cross the road to avoid the roadworks?
(21:48):
Because he didn't want to get his ass felt? And
I'll pause there for laughter, maybe like five seconds. Maybe
you want to be I'll say ten seconds of laughter there.
So let's it's on the opening twenty knock at the
Did I just hear a knock at the door.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
No, no, I'm still at work. I've had I've been
called in for overtime. I'll be about another probably about
another half and.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Now okay, thanks Mikey.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I forgot I was.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I had you on speaker half an hour.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Oh how are you quick?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Oh this is good man?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
How's work?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Pretty baggy? Amen?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
That's no good man. Do you want to coffee?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
How about?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
How about this? Man, I'll make you a coffee. You
can just hear some of my stand up shit.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I reckon real.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Coffee.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
You'll pick you up.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah, well you're made of my men. I'll help.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Key's heat starts frothing the milk, and immediately some hot
milk splashes on his burnt meat patties.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh ah, seriously, No, seriously, Mikey, that's really hurt.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Red man. Open with them.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
A coffee. Oh yeah, I think you'd make a good
prop comic. No, I don't want to be a prop comic.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Eventually, Keysy finishes making the coffee and hands it to
his flatmate.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Ma Oh here, Mikey, was it?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Mogie?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
I kept forgetting here you go?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Oh man, sorry, my burnt meat patties because they were
already burnt and now they're like double burnt.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yeah, Do you think I should do that? Because it
really hurt? What burned myself on stage for people?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah? I mean I've seen your act. Did you have
you heard my opening joke? It's about roadworks? Oh yeah,
can tell me that one again.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
So there's a guy and he's like walking down the
footpath and then he gets and then he gets to
like this part of the footpath is like roadworks there. Yeah, sorry,
it's still really sore, and then he crosses the road
because he didn't want to get his ass felt.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Yeah you know that? Did he get it? Who was
feeling his No?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
No, no, you know because they were laying ass felt
ashe felt ashvelt. Yeah yes, and he didn't want to
get us like a play on. Honestly, man, I reckon.
Third degree burns are the way to go for you.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Okay, yeah, okay, I'll just burn myself off Stageah yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah, it was really good, was it?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
It was really good?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Cool, It's just me making up a bullshit stand up
set for about the first minute of that.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
But it's pretty sure, isn't it. Jose You're teaching that
pre sue. You know, when you're on stage there, for example,
you forget your lines, You've got to cut. You know,
you're just you're killing for time there. You're just hoping
something's going to happen, and you know everybody's just throwing
you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
There.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
It's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Made you handle that very well, right, and then you
put your shirt back on.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Now though.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
That ashfelt line though, do you like that?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Sh use that o for what?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here's the Cure The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Holarky Matellika there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is five twenty nine now. On
this show, we're always trying to innovate. We're always trying
to do new things, and we're aware that for a
lot of people out there, there's a lot of economic
pressure going on Moogi. People are really struggling to pay
the bills and that sort of thing. So we thought
(25:31):
it would be prudent and useful of us to have
some sort of financial economic sort of market chat so
people can know where to invest, what to do, what's
happening on the various sheer marks, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So let's get into a bit of finance chat.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Bye GDP money invest, rip the bastards off, huge fun
food staff stocks, exchange, fat corn profits, hedge fan baby
the financial report with a bit, Joe.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I'll kick us off, fellas.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Just looking at my shares He's portfolio, I'm down over
all my simple turn zero point four one percent today,
So a bit of a loss there, zero point four
one Yeah, it's.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Question why is yours printed out onto a piece of paper?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Is it on an app?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
It is, but I like to print it out just
to have it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I'm old school, Keysyer like a bit of hard copy.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
His old school. He's got a mess of weird foreskin.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
And also so it's down zero point four one percent
for the day, and the hard copy cost me thirty
five cents from the printer there, So I'm actually down
zero point four to seven percent.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
How much is the money or a loss? How much
are you down? Year on end?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
A year on end, I'm down about eighty seven k.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Annually puddon annually.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You know that's eighty seven k.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, Actually it's not quite annually because I've only been
doing it for four months, so down eighty seven at
this point. Bed not too bad, But that's a share market,
that's all. He goes out, he goes up, goes down.
You've got to be in it to win it totally.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Man.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Can you make a note of that, causey, yes.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What do you got for uskezy?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Bitcoin currently sitting around fifty nine point twenty five k
ub zero point four two percent today?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
So obviously bitcoin's quite hard to obtain. You've got ethereum next.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You might buy some of those.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Yeah, you've got Tether is third, and then to be honest,
the next one, I'd recommend it from a cupcake coin. Yeah,
that's valued at seventeen cents per coin, down from the
original value of one thousand USD so it's dropped all
the way down. So if you invest right now in
cupcake coin.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So it was one thousand dollars for a cupcake.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Coin a cupcake coin.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
And then now it's seventeen cents.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Now it's seventeen cents. I think if you jump on
now and you know, buy a thousand bucks worth, a
cupcake coin is going to rise and you're gonna, yeah, you'll.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Be Preppyfully people do that because I invested when it
was one thousand dollars for a cupcake coin, so I
took a big loss there. There'll be a flurry of
activity with all the predictives.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, Mike, Yeah, mate. Well I've just had a
little bit of a whisperer. As you know with investments,
jasons often who you know, sure, and once you get
into the right circles, everyone whispers to each other inside
a trade mapes rate. Okay, that's cool. And I've heard
a little word that they're going to be opening up
another deep sea refinery off off the coast of Tartanaki.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
There.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
We've already got some gas stuff out there. Yes, there's
a few issues obviously around conservation. There's a few pot
of dolphin out there up with the thirty six from
the sounds fit the massine, So we're going to get
out there with the jet skis get rid of them,
and then we'll be we'll be drilling down from the
sounds that they're going to go down about nineteen k
(28:46):
So I'll be investing in that heavily heavy return on
that one, and then also invested in property in and
around Taranaki. As well, because obviously those the people that
supply the refinery, you're going to need someone to sleep
as Well's idea that.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, in terms of the financial markets, next week we
will get into property above my crude because you know,
obviously that's a big market, the old property market.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Absolutely, just on that.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
By the way, the gv of my house has gone
down one hundred and eighty thousand from the previous year,
so I'm pretty happy with that.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Actually, I'll tell you what the best thing to invest
in at the moment man is groceries, right, he buy
a thousand bucks worth of groceries and by the end
of the year the value has gone off about ten
to twenty percent. Just good collation, good call. I'll get
on that.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
You know what I've been investing in lately. Leaky homes, sure,
because if you get into them now, you know, in
like ten twenty years sweat, you know, they'll definitely go up.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
That's the first ever Big Show financial report. Hopefully that
was useful to people and they'll take our advice and
spend a few dollars.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Good stuff fellas good.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
The Hdiking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah boy, Beastie Boys on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, five minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Forewers and all as well.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
No sleep to Brooklyn. You know what Brooklyn has that bridge?
Yeah bridge. Yeah, Tomorrow at one thirty pm, one of
us here from the Big Show could be jumping off
the Auckland Harbor Bridge addressed as a deaf at all.
This is because we've been trying to raise funds with
A and Z's for Deafital Day, which is tomorrow. It
is If you would like to donate, take support to
(30:32):
two zero six right now an instant three dollar donation.
We've been running a big pole on our Hodaky Big
Show Instagram story where you can vote as to which
one of us you'd like to see jump off should
the money be raised.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
This is a binding referendum, not just a big pole.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Yeah, well that is, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah? Is
it one hundred percent? It is so you can go
vote there now if you want, but it doesn't matter
because this is officially the cutoff. The people have decided
that if we hit one hundred thousand dollars raised for
the can A Society with A Z in the staff
of all day. The member of the Big Show bunging
off Auckland, harbor Bridge at one thirty pm tomorrow is
(31:11):
by a landslide.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Hoidy Jam.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Good on you man, that's it's so good, JASONN.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I am stoked, thanks man, looking forward to that'll be great?
Who yeah boy, Yeah, dress me up and check me off.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
I say, I can't wait. Can I see behind you
and kick you off?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
No, keys, you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I mean, I'm still a little bit disappointed that you're
not doing it, just so that you can overcome your fear.
But maybe seeing the old legend hoodie Jay jump off
there give you a bit of inspiration to maybe do
it yourself some other time.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yeah, maybe, or maybe something to see it another five
or six times before you.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah. Yeah, I just want to show you that it'll
be okay.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Ke's here, you know, we'll get on your Surprised by
your confidence if.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Jah, Josh, what have your name is? I haven't really
seen the side of you really, No, really I haven't,
but I'm loving it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I'm loving the confidence.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, thanks man.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
And the the good thing is obviously it is for
charity Chase, it is for Deafit a day which is
happening tomorrow and you're helping raise funds.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, well let's make the point it's going to be
one hundred k.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Well it does have to be one hundred k. If
you want to make sure it gets to the New Zealand,
text the word support right now to two zero six
instant three dollars donation. Jase will see you tomorrow four
thirty pm. Will you be jumping head first off a bridge?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
One?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I say one, four, I say four thirty.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Want to be very clear about it.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
You're doing it twice?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
One thirty pm tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
I can welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night, day.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
And day and day.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
By the way, borist to make coffee as those four
dollars fifty fellas.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
What's the special at the moment?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
One, Jason? Yeah, really no, they don't do specials every day.
That it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
What do you mean, it's like the Briscoes of night
and days? Totally it is. There's always a deal.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
So I've just got an email through there is a
special today special you're good.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
What's that zy.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Pack of darts and a coffee?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Oh yep, grand, they're going up. They have gone up.
They really have Yeah, yeah, they really have coffee. Four
dollars fifty men fifty coffee. Man, it's a hell of
a coffee for sure.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
For sure. Hey, you know, listen on.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
The podcasting up one hundred grand.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
On the podcast outro today we discussed so much stuff
that I can't even remember what it was.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
But let's get into a bit of a clip.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Shehell, if you want, I could tell you before you
get to now.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Be a surprise.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
And the first thing he said to me was, hey, man,
that joke you made about this, you should end it
like this, and did and gave me a really explicit,
raten way to end a joke that I had purposely
made quite clean, right, involving a pie of some description.
Oh sure, this is the first time literally meeting the
guy straight away, it was just like, bro, change the
thing to ah, you should.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I'm crist by the way.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah good a manh.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, bit of an experience for you there, Keezy and
the old when you're doing your your comedy night last night.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah, it was just I just met this guy and
the first thing he did was given be a filthy
finish to a joke before even introducing himself for anything.
We're even shaking my hand, and I was taken aback
by that. But you guys seem to think that's totally
normal and I'm being weird about it.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
No, I think you'd been weird about it. But it
sounded pretty normal. He's offering you some help, stretching out
his hand in a metaphorical way. If I could say that,
Jae's maybe literal sure that.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
If you were me, howud you have reacted?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Well, he wouldn't have been able to offer me any
thing that would have improved my dro.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Fair point man, totally Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Oh, by the way, what's for teen us tis three
four eight three and we'll do that next in the meantime,
here's the Black Keys.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
By the way, everyone that ticks through what they're having
for tea on three four eight three in the drawer
for a fifty a night and day? About you?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
True that The Hiking b Show podcast Stone Temple pilots
here on the radio Hodacky Big Show Thursday, evening fourteen
minutes past six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
But right now it's time for oh.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
You hey guys. Text here from Steve. What's for teas
Zealand with me?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Kick yellow wheeze. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Hey, I'm excited about my dinner tonight. My wife went
and did a cooking class.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
With I feel like dinner tonight, Like dinner tonight.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Can you put a zip on it?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Please?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
My wife did a cooking class with all her team
that where she works, and she's learned how to cook
a tarriarchy chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
So she's going to cook that tonight.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
With authentical ingredients, not a teary archy sauce that you
buy on the shelf.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
She's making the tariarchy sauce.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
And how many ways do you think you'll be disappointed? Too?
Dry will be one of the problems.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
It moist the chicken.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
What do you mean the chicken? Of course, the chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, well that's what I mean.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Yeah, of course, Why would you say the chick?
Speaker 5 (36:35):
You are suggesting that the.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I was suggesting to the chicken to be dry, to
be warm, moist, So then you said the chicken. It's
like we'd already worked out it was.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
It's just a look you gave me.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Be thighs, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
There's thighs.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Thighs.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah yeah, And don't you talk to me about dried
chicken mogie, that bloody dessiccated breast you eat.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I was just gonna play this. I don't know if
it's relevant, not that.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
I just.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Yeah, just in case, just in case.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
One of those things that happens here, you go.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Jeez, hey, mogi, yeah, baby, baby, Yeah. What are you
having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Man? Sugar? More of the same. What have I got?
I think I've got overnight oats that I haven't eaten yet.
I ate the same thing every day, keasing my mom
my singing at the moment. I haven't eaten that yet.
So yeah, left oats.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Interesting. So he didn't save the chicken for dinner.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
You know I didn't. I was hungry. It was a
bit of a mess today because I didn't go to
the gym and my whole schedule was out of whack today.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
What about you love a boy?
Speaker 7 (37:37):
You're hoty Ah, it's dad, It's weird. I just text
my wife and she said she feels like chops. She's
obsessed with chops and Portland, Portlands.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
She's so old.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Sorry, she's just an auto corrected. It was chips. She's
getting a packet of chips. Cheese Walls doesn't say she
like cheese balls? Why is that? Just wonder You're gonna
show up with a bag of cheese balls now, I'll
be like, hello, so are you saying cheese or des
De's balls?
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Lots of people texting it on three four eight three?
What theyre having for dinner?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Good?
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Ay fellas probably just gonna have a bag of marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
A boys, am I right?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Come on man?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
That just hey fellas, Just a little side note, pink
ones are white ones.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
We're not doing No.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
I don't like marshallows roasted.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
They both taste the same. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
What about an ambrosia? Yeah, well, good eight fellas triv here.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Oh my god, Triva Gilminster from the Brisbane Broncos mad Dog.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
That's the one I'm out in dairy flat. A hearty
stout beef stew with spuds.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
That's nice beef stew.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah, that is that is good.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
My wife's making another meal for tomorrow when we go
to the batch. It's making steak and getting me homemade pie.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
It'll be moist the pie, I mean easy.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Can you see on the alarm? Man, Let's get out
of here.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I'm so glad she has on here?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
What about it was one more texting. It's a really
good one. Okay, gooday, guys Rob here? Yeah, Rob pizza,
Rob pizza. No, no, he's he's having Rob text and
he's having pizza.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Oh what kind Hawaiian? Oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
You can't say that. We need to get out of here.
This is the scene that's getting out.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Of the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and ks GMT.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
There on the radio Darky Big Show this Thursday night.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (40:12):
Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Where do you go watch?
Speaker 10 (40:15):
Well?
Speaker 4 (40:15):
I was talking, I started talking about it yesterday, but
then Keysy just cut me off.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Actually, that's not I watched another episode of Madam on
TV three, so really really enjoying it and I'm excited
for it to wrap up now and see if they're
doing another season.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
I'm excited for it to wrap up as well.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Don't just stick the burd into New Zealand comedy TV
shows Jase.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Out Back Opal Hunters is what I watched, and I
love it because every story Opal is fascinating.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
When they find it, it's fantastic because it's like a.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Rock, right.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
What is funny about it is every story because they
have different people doing it, is the same whereby they're
all losing money, they're all going out of business. They're
all going, we need to find Opal soon or you know,
we're spending more than's coming in at the moment, and
it's the same story for everyone, and no one seems
to make any money. I also watch out Back Gold
(41:10):
Hunters the same thing because where they are all hunting
for gold, it's like, bloody Nora, we better find gold
soon because at the moment we're spending more than's coming in.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
You know that that's completely fabricated, right Keezy, Like no
one would watch it if they were just finding Opal.
So they have to have something they always find.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
The thing is they're never making any money on.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
It, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
They say that big example. For example, another show that
would compare to that would be American Chopper. They started
it American Chopper, which is, ah, we've got to build
this bike. We've only got five minutes to do it.
We're running out of time.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Oh God, have a big argument with Sad, have a
big argument.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
With dead and then we just get it done in
the nick of time. It's a few weeks as long
as it takes. And you create your drama, don't you.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
There was one story.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
That I have to mention you with the gold with
one of the gold hunters. He was an English guy
that came over to Australia. Right he met an Australian lady.
They got married. They had been hot. Ah, they're reasonably hot. Yeah,
they got married in the desert there, you know, in
the outback where they were looking for the gold. Within
four months their marriage was over because he kept piling
(42:18):
any money that he got back into his you know,
his production. I suppose you'd call it. And he lost
all of their money, and she said, I'm out of here.
You're done, We're finished it mastered four months.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
It's the kind of support of a good woman that
you want right where any partner, you know, as soon
as you go. But you put everything into what you
work out.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
And she couldn't pay the rent, she couldn't do all
these things, and he kept taking the money out.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Of the account that you felt that she should get
a job.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Was I was?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
It tuned tully six and two.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
It's all right?
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Why is this song called this?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Why is this song called this?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
I have no idea What does forty six and two meant?
Jace forty six per two.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
It's a carpentry team. Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Kisey crowded house there on the Radio hod Achi Big Show.
As reported earlier in the show, Howdy j Won the
Big Polar looks like I'm the one jumping off the
Harbor Bridge tomorrow and support of daffit all day trying
to raise one hundred thousand dollars with a cancer society.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Text the word support right now to two zero six
and an instant three dollars donation will be made to
the Cancer Society for Deafital Day. If we don't had
one hundred thousand dollars by one thirty pm tomorrow, though,
you won't be jumping off the bridge just as a
dafitib true. The other thing I'm also worried about is
we went through the medical form you have to tech
before doing a jump, and you taxed ten out of fourteen.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So yeah, we were just they ain't really pay attentioneer
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Keasy to be honest, Yes, yeah, you know what I mean.
Sign sign sign Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I mean the thing about Jason's You know, you can
look at all the you know, the medical conditions. You
can speak to the health professionals and they'll tell you
one thing. But when you look at Jason, when he's
standing in front of you as an absolute specimen.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
I think, yeah, they'll see you in person, they'll like, yeah,
you're good to go.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
So obviously we had voting on the Ducky Big Shows
Instagram story. We also got people to text in on
three four eight three and sent and talkbacks. Here's the
general sort of vibe of what people were sending in.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I feel like, Keezy is that one cousin that you
have that's just really annoying that you kind of just want.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
To kick off a bridge. So I think Kezy should
be the one going to bud you.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
Jump, right.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
So this bloke here that was Caleb who thinks that
Keezy should do the jump. Got another one here, This
is from Ray Jason Hoyt all the way it's from
Ray all the way from Brisbane.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Thanks Ray, good on your race.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
So he's voting for Jason hoyt as am I you've
got Elton here?
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Oh my god, you mad bastard Elton from Dunedin here
and I reckon we get three out of ten keys
up there and let's see him in his deafer Dilly dilly.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
So I'm gonna be honest. That was pretty split between
myself and Jason. Yeah, how do you feel about not
really getting anyone wanting you to jump off?
Speaker 6 (45:17):
My um? Yeah, I look at that makes sense, doesn't it.
They just know that on a backbone that it won't
bother me. They want to see somebody terrified or potentially die.
So that's your Jason.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
One hundred percent. If you want to make it happen
New Zealand, you have to take some word support to
zero six right now. An instant three dollar donation to
the Cancer Society for Daffitil Day. Things to hold a
Ken also a in z Jacon jumping off Tomorrow one
thirty pm.
Speaker 6 (45:45):
Regrets Man Lock.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
And Low Lucky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Your man Bar says that your big show down and
dusted this Thursday night. Make sure you tune in tomorrow.
It's going to be a big day, Daffodil day of course,
Hoody J jumping off the bridge.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
What are your plans tonight there, Mogi, Um.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
I'll go home, I'll go to bed and then i'll
wake up tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Ah that sounds cool.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Yeah coffee, I've been doing that for a few years now.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, nice nice keezy. What are you up to you tonight?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Well, I'll be sleeping soundly in my bed knowing that
tomorrow will wake up and watch Hoidy J plummet to
his I mean bungee off the Auckland Harbor Bridge. Yeah,
in the name of the Cancer Society. So that's good
for daffit all day. Don't forget to take support to
two zero six for a three dollars donation. Although I
am very concerned about the fact that you did take
off ten out of fourteen possible health declarations on the
(46:49):
old checklist there when we were signing you in, and
I know that if you don't end up doing it,
I'm going to.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Have to do it. See.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
The issue is they're all a jet too, No I know.
I mean, well, here as I said, we'll just slip
it in the pole.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
You want to do it?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yeah, totally?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man, it'll be exhilarating you you've
bunged up before, right, were many times I was one
of the sort of pioneers of it.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
I thought there was a J.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Hackett.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, but I was working with AJ at the time.
I was the first one to ever jump off a
bridge like that. Yeah, so yeah, it'll be good. Nostal chic.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
Wasn't it like sixty years ago? Seventy it was about
wasn't it four or five? Yeah, that's right. Hey, listen,
thanks for taking the time to listen to the show.
Make sure you tune into.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
The Big Show.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
We're called the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
Make sure you listen to our podcast also our Instagram
account check that out as well.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Till tomorrow, See you later.
Speaker 2 (47:40):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Welcome this big show.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Really indeed, Jason Hitz make not and cheesy not get
a your mad Bastard's great to have your company this
Thursday afternoon, the twenty ninth of August twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Day Moggi Stallion, you were telling us in the podcast
outrad to day you took it easy on yourself a bit.
Speaker 5 (00:40):
Today you had a slightly gentler day. Boy.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
I've got to say it looks like it's reaping benefits.
You are fair glowing mate. You got your tidy whiteye
on and you've just been ed to eating your desiccated
chicken and rice.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
How you going your mad bass, You're going pretty grassy.
Speaker 6 (00:58):
You're mad dog. You're six out of a beat full
of energy now man full of beams after going easy
on Mowgi day today. Yeah, it was a luxurious little
day ahead for myself there. Keys. You would have loved it, brother, really,
you would have loved it. Man.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, it's actually really interesting because I'm glad that you
brought Keysy up because Keysy had a really big day yesterday.
He was with the fellas from the Breakfast Show driving
around the Caramandel, then he had to do the Big Show,
then he had to go and do a gig after that.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
And he came in today and I was like, Keezy,
here you're going.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
He's like, oh, Jace, I'm feeling a bit knack and
made it so I think it's a go.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Easy on.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Mate, whatever you need, we're here for We are here
for you.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Jasey floated that perhaps it should be a go easy
on Keyzy day and I said, no, it is definitely not.
I'm firing on all cylinders. Baby.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Look, I know you're I know that you're firing.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's just that you had a big day yesterday and
you were looking a bit tired.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
You know you're busy boy.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
You're a busy boy.
Speaker 7 (01:57):
Yeah, I was a busy boy. I was a really
busy boy. He's been a busy boy me and sure,
at eleven pm last night, I was sitting on my
couch eating KFC.
Speaker 5 (02:08):
And then at least it wasn't in new bed like
you normally do.
Speaker 7 (02:11):
No, I've learned my lesson on that. My wife doesn't
allow that anymore, which is a damn shame because there's
nothing better than eating.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
It in bed.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
I'll be out the door, mate.
Speaker 7 (02:17):
It's amazing. Yeah, but nah, we've been tuck it out fellers.
But I'll tell you what the next three hours.
Speaker 6 (02:21):
You know, you all go big show today. Yeah, for
the Big Show, Huge Show.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
It is going to be a really big show.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
And seend some support to Keizy on three four eight
three actually getting through it.
Speaker 7 (02:30):
If you really want to send me some support, text
the word support to two zero six and that's a
three dollars donation to Ain's a definital day to help
the Cancer Society.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Yes, we're going to get into that next and the
Big Pole actually, but in the meantime, have a bit
of music, shall we ever clear?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:46):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Oh He's indeed the killers there on the radio Honarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon, eleven minutes past four o'clock.
Now we don't do this every day anymore, but we
are doing it today. It's the Big Show, Big Pole,
Big Pole, And what we're doing today, New Zealand is
(03:14):
handing you, the audience, an immense responsibility.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
That's Fellers, Yeah, man, certainly is.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
We have teamed up with A and Z and the
Cancer Society for Defital Day. It is tomorrow, the thirtieth
of August. We're trying to raise one hundred thousand dollars
for the Cancer Society. We're getting closer and if we
managed to reach that one hundred thousand dollars mark, one
of us will have to jump off the Auckland Harbor
Bridge wearing a daffitil costume. The only thing is we
(03:42):
need to figure out who's going to be the one jumping.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
We've already talked about that.
Speaker 7 (03:46):
Yeah, what do.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You mean all sort of.
Speaker 7 (03:48):
No, No, we've got to go.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
We're doing it.
Speaker 7 (03:50):
We're doing a big pot. I see begs not well,
no that's not how we No, no, no, we've got
to do a big pole.
Speaker 5 (03:55):
We have to do a big part. Let the people decide.
Speaker 6 (03:58):
I don't know, man, it feels like begs not as
the way to go old bags not Oh.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yes, uh oh, now we've got to let the people
decide this man, Come on, Fellers, right.
Speaker 7 (04:11):
Big polese so We're gonna put it up on our
Hoduky Big Show Instagram story. Right now, who do you
think should be the one jumping? If we managed to
get to one hundred thousand dollars, If you'd like to
help us get there, text the words support to two
zero six. That is an instant three dollar donation, I
mean out of ten for you fellas. How keen are
you to jump off the whole ten?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
Man? I I'm a teen. Yeah really, I'm three massive man.
I love that sort of stuff back on the day.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
People won't know this about me, but I was quite
the adventure, you know, mountain climbing, rock climbing and all
that sort of stuff without ropes and all that sort
of camen. Some people are a bit scary pants about heights.
You're a free ball, all right, Yeah, totally not even
isn't that free climbing? Hoidy J I love my heights,
sky diving, you name it, I'm into it. You know,
(04:59):
those things were sort of like wing suits.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
I used to do that.
Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
I used to free jump off mountaintops into the into
rivers and stuff.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
Base jump. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (05:09):
It's just weird that you don't know the terminology free
of the stuff. I don't have names for it.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Back in the day, they didn't. It was just jumping
off or rock man.
Speaker 7 (05:17):
Right, But then why are we doing the poland I
tell you.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
What, I'm an adrenaline junkie. You are.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You're a freak for it, man, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
You're a mess of freak. And but the thing about it, Liz,
I don't think it would be fear for Jase to
just hog all the good stuff. It should it should
be up to the people. I think. I think that's
fear the only way way to do it.
Speaker 7 (05:41):
But I think so, man, if you're a teen in
terms of excitement, Jason, so are you, Mike? Then why
don't want you two just do it? Because I'm a three?
I don't want that's more interesting though, I think as well?
What I well, yeah, like if we're both keen airs
and people don't want us to do it, right, well,
if you're a three, yeah, but I mean yeah, I
mean people have heard you say that now, so I mean,
we don't do anything about how things go vote wise.
(06:01):
But if it did so happen that you have now
just chucked yourself under the bust, and you know that's
of your own making keysing, and I'm I feel.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Very strongly about this, Keysy. I'm really keen on you
conquering your demons.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
And I think you need to get a you know,
you're a young man. You guys are lining it up
so that I am doing. Look, we'd love to do it, man,
we'd love to do it. It's a sacrifice on our part.
Speaker 4 (06:24):
If the people choose me, so be it. But nothing's
gained there. No, you know what I mean, Because I've
done that. I'm into that stuff. Whereas if you did it, Keysy, guys,
it would be like something for you to overcome you
you're scared of heights.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
I don't want to overcome anything.
Speaker 5 (06:45):
So are there going to be a great opportunity for you?
Speaker 6 (06:47):
Would have been an opportunity. It would be a great
Imagine how proud your wife would be. She'd look at
you in a whole new light.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
Totally.
Speaker 7 (06:55):
I'm supposed to mean. Well, I just well, Look, the
people can decide vote on the Hudarky Big Show's Instagram
story right now. You can also tix through on three
four eight three which one of us you'd like to nominate?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
And some backbone some talk packs tell you backbones do
some talkbacks through the Heart Radio app and send us
a message there.
Speaker 5 (07:16):
It's exciting tomorrow yeah, then tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (07:19):
Yeah, it's going to be crazy when you two are
doing it.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
While we come both do it. Keezy, it has to
be one of us one other team.
Speaker 6 (07:26):
Well, we could go all three bumper to bumper. There
is that, No, there's not.
Speaker 7 (07:32):
Tick support two zero six for an instant three dollars donation.
Speaker 5 (07:35):
Is a bit of Bruce Filu.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 6 (07:41):
You know, whenever I hear that song, I think of Kezy.
Eh weird same here every single time he just gets
down baby.
Speaker 7 (07:49):
Yeah, I love it?
Speaker 5 (07:50):
You do you really love it?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
I wish that song was on our playlist five times
a day. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
Now listen there. Make sure you go and vote on
the Big Pole. By the way you decide New Zealand
who gets to jump off the Harbor Bridge from the
Big Show tomorrow for definitely day and Kezy a little
bit worried about winning, but I think it'll be really
good for him and a good personal growth.
Speaker 6 (08:12):
It's stuck up on us, this isn't it? It has
it seemed like it was never going to happen. But
here we are keasy, one hundred percent going to get
the popular.
Speaker 7 (08:19):
Don't don't sway. This is like when we have the
Throbber and you sway things and then that's the only
reason you're winning. If that was the only reason right here,
as many asterisks, as as old tech support to two
zero sex if you'd like to make a three dollars donation.
Fellers last night had a little stand up gig. Yeah, man,
(08:41):
you hear about it.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
How did you go there?
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Well, it was a bit guarded actually because Moggi had
booked to come and then he was a bit under
the weather and there was a free seat and then
Jason offered it up to you and you were just
like nah.
Speaker 6 (08:54):
Not because you were tired or anything, no waything, just
just no.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Just no, ye yeah, yes, like you said.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
I mean you didn't really want me to come anyway,
because you said, you've already seen all my material and
you see it a second time, you won't laugh or
anything like that, So don't bother.
Speaker 7 (09:10):
No, I wanted you to come, right, But the whole
rest of the Hducky team with it, which is really great.
Speaker 6 (09:16):
That's good. That's good.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
So you got some laughs?
Speaker 7 (09:20):
Oh I think so.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:21):
I had to tell sure.
Speaker 7 (09:23):
You know, when when you're up there and you sort
of all you can hear in your ears and your
own heart, your blood pounder, you know what I mean,
goes kind of dark. There was actually quite a bizarre
hicler right as soon as the MC was Rehye Matheson,
who was very very funny, like within thirty seconds of
him getting up on stage and say, Koday, everyone you
(09:43):
know hadn't even pointed with a fire exit was yet,
and she had already started hicckling, can you give me
one of the lines what are we dealing with?
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Keys?
Speaker 7 (09:49):
Just not even just replying to his rhetorical questions really
loudly and then making it about herself.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
It was.
Speaker 7 (09:57):
It was quite funny. Pugstar was actually getting rely wound
up by it hearing about it. Yeah, And it was
a very like and even these experienced comments, like even
Josh Thompson got up on stage and was instantly taken
aback and was like, this is the weirdest heckling I've
ever had in my life. And then she kept moving
around the bar as well, so that every time she was,
it was from a different place. I don't think she
(10:18):
was steamed pugs. Yeah, he was keeping an eye on her.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
Well, it was really interesting because you said you because
you were sitting with Pugs and before you went on
there and you're getting a bit distracted by all the
ladies coming over to the table and talking to old
pugs Son.
Speaker 5 (10:31):
Well, I was just trying to like you were just
trying to Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Yeah, but she was just getting pounded by ladies wanting
to take photos and see where what he was up to.
Speaker 7 (10:40):
Yeah, yeah, did you get hickeled? Bo I did get
hickeled by her? Okay, I pulled out the old because
she was Scottish and so I pulled out the race
fit in well with the rest of my sit you know,
it wouldn't have looked out of place. Sure, at one
point I just freaked out and did a Scottish accent.
I can't he deal with this?
Speaker 5 (11:02):
Was there you comeback?
Speaker 7 (11:04):
At one stage?
Speaker 5 (11:05):
It was that would have been a good laugh though,
that Yeah, it was.
Speaker 7 (11:07):
It was actually really good And because the good thing
about a hicckler is you can literally shut them down
if you can with the most half ass comment that
you've used a million times and the whole crowd loves it.
Doesn't matter what you say, they all applaud and so
instantly you the the villain and you're a hero. Yeah,
which is quite interesting. So I really enjoyed actually having
a hitler and isn't it yeah, which was.
Speaker 5 (11:26):
Very development in your career.
Speaker 7 (11:28):
There one thing I did notice though, and I was
talking to the guy's pugs and a couple of other
guys from the office, but he talked to you. Yeah,
he made some time for me, was my set, right.
It was like ten minutes long and about maybe like
every two sentences that you try to put a joke
in every two or maybe even three, you sit up
a joke and you sit up another joke. Josh Thompson
did twenty minutes at the end, and it was like
(11:49):
a guy working a speed bag boxing bag, right, not
a bag of speed. And the amount of jokes he
was rattling off one after the other was just like,
holy cow, that is you know, that's the level right there, right.
He was amazing.
Speaker 5 (12:03):
He's a very funny man. Josh.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I was just like blown away by it. It was
crazy and it's okay, you need a bit more work
to get to that level.
Speaker 6 (12:10):
You know, everybody is the same, Keys, Yeah, you know
who you are? Yeah, same comedians are funny and others.
You know.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
I remember reading reading just for the you know, Richard
Pryor's autobiography. Yeah, and for so long he tried to
be Bill Cosby because he was the big stand up
at the time, and should I try to be back?
And he tried to copy him, and then he just went, no,
I've got to be Richard Pryor.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yeah, that's right, you know what I mean?
Speaker 7 (12:38):
So should I try and be him or no?
Speaker 5 (12:40):
No, just be yourself.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Key, I don't know if this is what's wrong with that?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Just be you Keysy man. If it dies, it dies.
Speaker 7 (12:50):
That is one that is not what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let's move on the whole acky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 4 (12:59):
Is indeed radio Head there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
The time is four forty eight.
Speaker 7 (13:06):
Don't forget to text the word to support to two
zero six right now to make an instant three dollars
donation to the Cancer Society for Defital Day tomorrow. If
we raise over a one hundred thousand dollars. One of
us will be jumping off the Auckland Harbor Bridge dress
as a dafital. On the Hucky Big Show's Instagram story
right now, you can vote as to which one of
us three you'd like to see actually do the jump.
(13:28):
Currently that is sitting on ten percent Mogi, twenty percent, Kezy,
seventy percent, Hoidy j.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Look, fewls, I think, and I just want to put
it out there to the people. It's something that Keesy's
terrified of doing, and I think it would be such
a good thing for him to do to overcome his
fear of heights. To vote for Kezy give him a
chance to overcome a feed good.
Speaker 6 (13:52):
I mean, if Jason wins at then so be it.
Speaker 7 (13:54):
But yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean I personally would love that.
But if you don't have Instagram, by the way, feel
free to text either Jason all Chazy two three four
eight three and that counts as the vote as well.
Pugs will be keeping track.
Speaker 6 (14:04):
Of all of that.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Yes, fellas a bit of an issue today at home.
I had her of an argument with my wife. Yeah,
so this because she weeks from home a few days
a week and I really like that. I like that
she's there in the morning when I'm there, and.
Speaker 5 (14:20):
It's weird that you would say that, but anyway, well you're.
Speaker 7 (14:23):
Just saying that I really like it. So we both
woke up and approximately the same time, actually, which is
quite nice, because I had no well it was eight actually,
because I got a late one last night, and a
bit of a tradition that we do is I'll make
her a cup of tea in bed, right, So I
got up and, you know, put my dressing down on flip.
(14:44):
Why is that funny?
Speaker 6 (14:45):
You got a dressing gown.
Speaker 7 (14:47):
Yeah, like a Willy bathroby thing.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
A wally one.
Speaker 7 (14:50):
So I walk into the kitchen and I flick the
kettle on right, gets boiled it away, get two cups,
you know, put the tea bags in there, make it,
take it to her and she, you know what she said,
She goes, us, is too hot? Can you put extra
milk in it? And I'm like, are you serious? Are
you serious? You're asking me to put slightly more milk
(15:11):
into a cup of tea. I've been making you tea
for twelve years. Yeah, So I honestly I got it.
I just poured it all over the bed.
Speaker 6 (15:17):
Did you did you?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Can?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I say straight for jumping in here, Jason, But I
think I think you did the right thing.
Speaker 7 (15:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:24):
Was it the same amount of milk that you always
put in?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
What seemed to me.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
Yeah, so you boiled it. You put that, You put
the board water into.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
The mark, that's right with the tea bag, left that
for about two minutes. Yeah, same as all ways.
Speaker 6 (15:36):
Okay, well, then the onus is on her to wait
until it cools down.
Speaker 7 (15:40):
Wait, exactly.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Extra milk then makes it too milky? Well correct, right, right,
and then she's going to complain about that.
Speaker 4 (15:46):
It wasn't like a peppermint tea that you poured milk
into it.
Speaker 7 (15:49):
I'm so ridiculous. It was the same tea that I
make her every single day.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah right.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
I go, oh, you're just in time, darling. And I
bring it in and I give it to her. She's
no enough milk, so I grab I tip it on
the bed, I throw the cup at the window and
it smashes.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
It's amazing. Maybe, I mean look at it this way.
Maybe for twelve years she's been putting up with your
horrendously poorly made teas.
Speaker 6 (16:12):
I've seen the way you make a coffee in here.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
Yeah, and she just snapped and had had enough.
Speaker 6 (16:19):
That's true. Maybe that's true.
Speaker 7 (16:21):
But I'm so you know, wrapped up in just the
fact that I'm so insulted at my teamaking abilities, you know,
and now I've just got so much pride wrapped up
in this tiny thing that I flew off the handle.
I'm gonna horror of a mood today because of it.
Speaker 6 (16:33):
Yeah, but if you're that worried about it, you should apologize.
Speaker 5 (16:37):
Yeah, you should.
Speaker 7 (16:38):
You should apologize. You know, I'm giving you a sustenance.
Speaker 6 (16:41):
You should break up with it. You should. You should, man,
because this is a thing, man, even the largest waterfalls, Jase,
can I say this, Yes, start with but a single
drop and this is just the first step towards hell.
Speaker 7 (16:57):
Yeah, and you're.
Speaker 6 (16:58):
Gonna put up with that, man, You're going to the
one minute it's can I have more milk in my
and my tea? And the next minute what exactly what? Well,
I'll tell you what it was. I was making bloody,
I was making porridge and she comes out, she gets
a bag of raisins out, She's like, you put you
should put those in it, and then walks off and
I'm well, I'm making.
Speaker 7 (17:16):
The porridge here. If you're raisins and it, you do
it yourself.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
Did you do that weird thing with your eyebrows when
you were doing this?
Speaker 7 (17:23):
My bulgers were stick it. I was just sorry, Fairs.
So if you wonder why I'm in a hoo of
a mood, yeah, it's because of that. Yeah, well yeah,
you totally makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Me.
Speaker 7 (17:32):
Yeah, I knew you'd have my back on that. Make
your own, damn te.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
Here's the Verve Hlarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
And Kisey the Verve there on the radio Hoedarcky Big
Show this thusday afternoon. The time is three minutes to
five o'clock coming up after five. Fan favorite bit of
improv from the Big Show. Also our first ever financial
market report and Chase the Jase.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Also, keep an ear out because if you hear a
song here on Hodaky with some fiddle mixed into it,
and you call us straight away, oh eight hundred, haduky
and you I call a number one hundred, you get
one thousand dollars D D D nice.
Speaker 4 (18:13):
Mike fiddle D dumb, little D dumb.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
And that could happen at any point. Nice one, Keyzy, Thanks,
good on your mate.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Okay, The Hdiking Big Show with Jase, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (18:28):
Yeah, welcome back to your messive bank bones. I hope
you're getting through your Thursday. Okay, you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by Night and.
Speaker 5 (18:40):
You did it again?
Speaker 6 (18:41):
Did it went up again?
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Though? Oh? You went up and down?
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
Yeah, when you go down as opposed to going on.
Speaker 6 (18:48):
I forfear it.
Speaker 7 (18:49):
You just stay true, stay the course.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
You're right.
Speaker 6 (18:51):
You never know what you're going to get. Man.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
Wow, I feel like I feel like.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
That's the beauty of the Big Show.
Speaker 6 (18:57):
That's it.
Speaker 5 (18:57):
You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
You don't know what you're gonna get. Yeah. I think
we're like in neapolod and ice cream, aren't. Well, there's
three va Jason's that red raspberry one. What's the other
one in it? Chocolate? Yeah, hot chocolate. That's you, Keezy.
Speaker 7 (19:11):
Thanks fellas. Are you giving me the wrap it up signal?
Speaker 6 (19:15):
No? Not at all? Was that?
Speaker 2 (19:16):
No?
Speaker 7 (19:16):
I just who you give me the wrap it up signal?
Speaker 4 (19:19):
I gave you the siren signal because I felt that
that was bordering.
Speaker 5 (19:23):
On you know, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, well possibly.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
I think we do need to play can you play
that again? Because I don't like that Jason is saying
that chocolate is a race. Race is so much more
than just flavor, Jason, Jace.
Speaker 5 (19:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
Now listen, coming up the big show improv. We have
our first ever financial.
Speaker 7 (19:49):
Markets also face the ja Yeah, your chance to take
on Jason on a fifty night and day great stuff.
Speaker 5 (19:59):
It is audio of.
Speaker 8 (20:02):
The hiking being shown podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Green Day and the Radio Hodaki Bitch Show Thursday afternoon.
The time is five fourteen. But right now it's time
for quite not it sounds free lines, camera action.
Speaker 5 (20:15):
Now it's time for the big SUW prov and I
believe it's you two today that are doing the improv.
Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah. The reason why we do this is because we're
trying to give Kezy a little bit of acting training.
You're his agent, Jase. You're spent difficult getting them over
the line for a myriad of reasons, really for auditions
and getting them booked on jobs, and so we thought, well,
if we can do some workshopping with them, it'll help
them stay in character and sort of be the character,
(20:44):
and then hopefully you get some jobs coming and you'll
be able to get some money. Jase coming through.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
That'll be good, mate, God talk about an albatross around
the neck.
Speaker 7 (20:52):
Jay said, you've just destroyed my confidence going into the scene.
Speaker 4 (20:55):
You sea where So the scene is Keezy stands at
the off the machine in his undies. He's saying his
stand up comedy routine out.
Speaker 5 (21:06):
Loud, just do it.
Speaker 4 (21:09):
Just then, his good mate and flatmate, Mikey, returns home
from the night shift. He looks tired and fatigued, and
Keezy immediately offers him a coffee.
Speaker 6 (21:21):
All right, action.
Speaker 7 (21:23):
Action, Oh, what's the deal? Why why did the Why
did the bloke cross the road to walk around? Note?
What why did the guy cross the road when he
saw the roadworks? He didn't want to get his ass felt?
His ash felt as felt ash felt? So why why
did the guy cross the road to avoid the roadworks?
(21:48):
Because he didn't want to get his ass felt? And
I'll pause there for laughter, maybe like five seconds. Maybe
you want to be I'll say ten seconds of laughter there.
So let's it's on the opening twenty knock at the
Did I just hear a knock at the door.
Speaker 6 (22:07):
No, no, I'm still at work. I've had I've been
called in for overtime. I'll be about another probably about
another half and.
Speaker 7 (22:14):
Now okay, thanks Mikey.
Speaker 6 (22:15):
I forgot I was.
Speaker 7 (22:16):
I had you on speaker half an hour.
Speaker 6 (22:21):
Oh how are you quick?
Speaker 7 (22:24):
Oh this is good man?
Speaker 2 (22:26):
How are you?
Speaker 7 (22:26):
How's work?
Speaker 5 (22:27):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Pretty baggy? Amen?
Speaker 7 (22:29):
That's no good man. Do you want to coffee?
Speaker 6 (22:30):
How about?
Speaker 7 (22:31):
How about this? Man, I'll make you a coffee. You
can just hear some of my stand up shit.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
I reckon real.
Speaker 6 (22:38):
Coffee.
Speaker 7 (22:39):
You'll pick you up.
Speaker 6 (22:40):
Yeah, well you're made of my men. I'll help.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Key's heat starts frothing the milk, and immediately some hot
milk splashes on his burnt meat patties.
Speaker 3 (22:52):
Oh ah, seriously, No, seriously, Mikey, that's really hurt.
Speaker 6 (23:01):
Red man. Open with them.
Speaker 7 (23:06):
A coffee. Oh yeah, I think you'd make a good
prop comic. No, I don't want to be a prop comic.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
Eventually, Keysy finishes making the coffee and hands it to
his flatmate.
Speaker 7 (23:17):
Ma Oh here, Mikey, was it?
Speaker 6 (23:20):
Mogie?
Speaker 7 (23:20):
I kept forgetting here you go?
Speaker 5 (23:22):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (23:22):
Oh man, sorry, my burnt meat patties because they were
already burnt and now they're like double burnt.
Speaker 5 (23:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (23:27):
Yeah, Do you think I should do that? Because it
really hurt? What burned myself on stage for people?
Speaker 6 (23:34):
Yeah? I mean I've seen your act. Did you have
you heard my opening joke? It's about roadworks? Oh yeah,
can tell me that one again.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
So there's a guy and he's like walking down the
footpath and then he gets and then he gets to
like this part of the footpath is like roadworks there. Yeah, sorry,
it's still really sore, and then he crosses the road
because he didn't want to get his ass felt.
Speaker 6 (23:59):
Yeah you know that? Did he get it? Who was
feeling his No?
Speaker 7 (24:03):
No, no, you know because they were laying ass felt
ashe felt ashvelt. Yeah yes, and he didn't want to
get us like a play on. Honestly, man, I reckon.
Third degree burns are the way to go for you.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
Okay, yeah, okay, I'll just burn myself off Stageah yeah.
Speaker 7 (24:20):
Yeah, it was really good, was it?
Speaker 6 (24:22):
It was really good?
Speaker 7 (24:23):
Okay?
Speaker 9 (24:23):
Cool, It's just me making up a bullshit stand up
set for about the first minute of that.
Speaker 6 (24:35):
But it's pretty sure, isn't it. Jose You're teaching that
pre sue. You know, when you're on stage there, for example,
you forget your lines, You've got to cut. You know,
you're just you're killing for time there. You're just hoping
something's going to happen, and you know everybody's just throwing
you under the bus.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
There.
Speaker 6 (24:49):
It's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (24:50):
Made you handle that very well, right, and then you
put your shirt back on.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Now though.
Speaker 7 (24:56):
That ashfelt line though, do you like that?
Speaker 5 (24:58):
Sh use that o for what?
Speaker 7 (25:03):
Never mind?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Here's the Cure The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike
and Kyzy Tune in four on Radio.
Speaker 4 (25:11):
Holarky Matellika there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday evening. The time is five twenty nine now. On
this show, we're always trying to innovate. We're always trying
to do new things, and we're aware that for a
lot of people out there, there's a lot of economic
pressure going on Moogi. People are really struggling to pay
the bills and that sort of thing. So we thought
(25:31):
it would be prudent and useful of us to have
some sort of financial economic sort of market chat so
people can know where to invest, what to do, what's
happening on the various sheer marks, et cetera, et cetera.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
So let's get into a bit of finance chat.
Speaker 10 (25:49):
Bye GDP money invest, rip the bastards off, huge fun
food staff stocks, exchange, fat corn profits, hedge fan baby
the financial report with a bit, Joe.
Speaker 5 (26:05):
I'll kick us off, fellas.
Speaker 4 (26:07):
Just looking at my shares He's portfolio, I'm down over
all my simple turn zero point four one percent today,
So a bit of a loss there, zero point four
one Yeah, it's.
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Question why is yours printed out onto a piece of paper?
Speaker 5 (26:20):
Is it on an app?
Speaker 4 (26:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (26:22):
It is, but I like to print it out just
to have it.
Speaker 4 (26:24):
I'm old school, Keysyer like a bit of hard copy.
Speaker 6 (26:27):
His old school. He's got a mess of weird foreskin.
Speaker 4 (26:30):
And also so it's down zero point four one percent
for the day, and the hard copy cost me thirty
five cents from the printer there, So I'm actually down
zero point four to seven percent.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
How much is the money or a loss? How much
are you down? Year on end?
Speaker 5 (26:46):
A year on end, I'm down about eighty seven k.
Speaker 7 (26:49):
Annually puddon annually.
Speaker 5 (26:52):
You know that's eighty seven k.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Yeah, Actually it's not quite annually because I've only been
doing it for four months, so down eighty seven at
this point. Bed not too bad, But that's a share market,
that's all. He goes out, he goes up, goes down.
You've got to be in it to win it totally.
Speaker 5 (27:07):
Man.
Speaker 6 (27:07):
Can you make a note of that, causey, yes.
Speaker 5 (27:10):
What do you got for uskezy?
Speaker 7 (27:13):
Bitcoin currently sitting around fifty nine point twenty five k
ub zero point four two percent today?
Speaker 6 (27:19):
Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 7 (27:19):
So obviously bitcoin's quite hard to obtain. You've got ethereum next.
Speaker 5 (27:23):
You might buy some of those.
Speaker 7 (27:24):
Yeah, you've got Tether is third, and then to be honest,
the next one, I'd recommend it from a cupcake coin. Yeah,
that's valued at seventeen cents per coin, down from the
original value of one thousand USD so it's dropped all
the way down. So if you invest right now in
cupcake coin.
Speaker 5 (27:41):
So it was one thousand dollars for a cupcake.
Speaker 7 (27:43):
Coin a cupcake coin.
Speaker 5 (27:45):
And then now it's seventeen cents.
Speaker 7 (27:46):
Now it's seventeen cents. I think if you jump on
now and you know, buy a thousand bucks worth, a
cupcake coin is going to rise and you're gonna, yeah, you'll.
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Be Preppyfully people do that because I invested when it
was one thousand dollars for a cupcake coin, so I
took a big loss there. There'll be a flurry of
activity with all the predictives.
Speaker 6 (28:02):
Yeah, yeah, Mike, Yeah, mate. Well I've just had a
little bit of a whisperer. As you know with investments,
jasons often who you know, sure, and once you get
into the right circles, everyone whispers to each other inside
a trade mapes rate. Okay, that's cool. And I've heard
a little word that they're going to be opening up
another deep sea refinery off off the coast of Tartanaki.
Speaker 2 (28:26):
There.
Speaker 6 (28:26):
We've already got some gas stuff out there. Yes, there's
a few issues obviously around conservation. There's a few pot
of dolphin out there up with the thirty six from
the sounds fit the massine, So we're going to get
out there with the jet skis get rid of them,
and then we'll be we'll be drilling down from the
sounds that they're going to go down about nineteen k
(28:46):
So I'll be investing in that heavily heavy return on
that one, and then also invested in property in and
around Taranaki. As well, because obviously those the people that
supply the refinery, you're going to need someone to sleep
as Well's idea that.
Speaker 4 (29:02):
Well, in terms of the financial markets, next week we
will get into property above my crude because you know,
obviously that's a big market, the old property market.
Speaker 7 (29:12):
Absolutely, just on that.
Speaker 4 (29:14):
By the way, the gv of my house has gone
down one hundred and eighty thousand from the previous year,
so I'm pretty happy with that.
Speaker 7 (29:23):
Yeah, that's good.
Speaker 6 (29:24):
Actually, I'll tell you what the best thing to invest
in at the moment man is groceries, right, he buy
a thousand bucks worth of groceries and by the end
of the year the value has gone off about ten
to twenty percent. Just good collation, good call. I'll get
on that.
Speaker 7 (29:36):
You know what I've been investing in lately. Leaky homes, sure,
because if you get into them now, you know, in
like ten twenty years sweat, you know, they'll definitely go up.
Speaker 5 (29:50):
Well, there you go.
Speaker 4 (29:51):
That's the first ever Big Show financial report. Hopefully that
was useful to people and they'll take our advice and
spend a few dollars.
Speaker 5 (30:00):
Good stuff fellas good.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
The Hdiking Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah boy, Beastie Boys on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon, five minutes to six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (30:10):
Forewers and all as well.
Speaker 7 (30:12):
No sleep to Brooklyn. You know what Brooklyn has that bridge?
Yeah bridge. Yeah, Tomorrow at one thirty pm, one of
us here from the Big Show could be jumping off
the Auckland Harbor Bridge addressed as a deaf at all.
This is because we've been trying to raise funds with
A and Z's for Deafital Day, which is tomorrow. It
is If you would like to donate, take support to
(30:32):
two zero six right now an instant three dollar donation.
We've been running a big pole on our Hodaky Big
Show Instagram story where you can vote as to which
one of us you'd like to see jump off should
the money be raised.
Speaker 6 (30:44):
This is a binding referendum, not just a big pole.
Speaker 7 (30:47):
Yeah, well that is, you're right, yeah, yeah, yeah? Is
it one hundred percent? It is so you can go
vote there now if you want, but it doesn't matter
because this is officially the cutoff. The people have decided
that if we hit one hundred thousand dollars raised for
the can A Society with A Z in the staff
of all day. The member of the Big Show bunging
off Auckland, harbor Bridge at one thirty pm tomorrow is
(31:11):
by a landslide.
Speaker 5 (31:12):
Hoidy Jam.
Speaker 7 (31:15):
Good on you man, that's it's so good, JASONN.
Speaker 4 (31:19):
I am stoked, thanks man, looking forward to that'll be great?
Who yeah boy, Yeah, dress me up and check me off.
Speaker 7 (31:27):
I say, I can't wait. Can I see behind you
and kick you off?
Speaker 5 (31:30):
No, keys, you can't do that.
Speaker 4 (31:32):
I mean, I'm still a little bit disappointed that you're
not doing it, just so that you can overcome your fear.
But maybe seeing the old legend hoodie Jay jump off
there give you a bit of inspiration to maybe do
it yourself some other time.
Speaker 7 (31:44):
Yeah, maybe, or maybe something to see it another five
or six times before you.
Speaker 5 (31:48):
Yeah. Yeah, I just want to show you that it'll
be okay.
Speaker 6 (31:50):
Ke's here, you know, we'll get on your Surprised by
your confidence if.
Speaker 7 (31:55):
Jah, Josh, what have your name is? I haven't really
seen the side of you really, No, really I haven't,
but I'm loving it.
Speaker 6 (32:06):
I'm loving the confidence.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
Yeah, thanks man.
Speaker 7 (32:08):
And the the good thing is obviously it is for
charity Chase, it is for Deafit a day which is
happening tomorrow and you're helping raise funds.
Speaker 5 (32:16):
Yeah, well let's make the point it's going to be
one hundred k.
Speaker 7 (32:18):
Well it does have to be one hundred k. If
you want to make sure it gets to the New Zealand,
text the word support right now to two zero six
instant three dollars donation. Jase will see you tomorrow four
thirty pm. Will you be jumping head first off a bridge?
Speaker 5 (32:31):
One?
Speaker 7 (32:33):
I say one, four, I say four thirty.
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Want to be very clear about it.
Speaker 7 (32:37):
You're doing it twice?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Why not?
Speaker 6 (32:40):
Man?
Speaker 5 (32:40):
Why not?
Speaker 7 (32:41):
One thirty pm tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on radio Hold.
Speaker 4 (32:48):
I can welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night, day.
Speaker 6 (32:56):
And day and day.
Speaker 7 (32:57):
By the way, borist to make coffee as those four
dollars fifty fellas.
Speaker 5 (33:00):
What's the special at the moment?
Speaker 7 (33:02):
One, Jason? Yeah, really no, they don't do specials every day.
That it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 5 (33:07):
Yeah, they do.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
What do you mean, it's like the Briscoes of night
and days? Totally it is. There's always a deal.
Speaker 7 (33:15):
So I've just got an email through there is a
special today special you're good.
Speaker 5 (33:20):
What's that zy.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
Pack of darts and a coffee?
Speaker 6 (33:24):
Oh yep, grand, they're going up. They have gone up.
They really have Yeah, yeah, they really have coffee. Four
dollars fifty men fifty coffee. Man, it's a hell of
a coffee for sure.
Speaker 5 (33:39):
For sure. Hey, you know, listen on.
Speaker 7 (33:41):
The podcasting up one hundred grand.
Speaker 4 (33:43):
On the podcast outro today we discussed so much stuff
that I can't even remember what it was.
Speaker 5 (33:48):
But let's get into a bit of a clip.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
Shehell, if you want, I could tell you before you
get to now.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
Be a surprise.
Speaker 7 (33:55):
And the first thing he said to me was, hey, man,
that joke you made about this, you should end it
like this, and did and gave me a really explicit,
raten way to end a joke that I had purposely
made quite clean, right, involving a pie of some description.
Oh sure, this is the first time literally meeting the
guy straight away, it was just like, bro, change the
thing to ah, you should.
Speaker 5 (34:19):
I'm crist by the way.
Speaker 7 (34:20):
Yeah good a manh.
Speaker 4 (34:24):
Yeah, bit of an experience for you there, Keezy and
the old when you're doing your your comedy night last night.
Speaker 7 (34:30):
Yeah, it was just I just met this guy and
the first thing he did was given be a filthy
finish to a joke before even introducing himself for anything.
We're even shaking my hand, and I was taken aback
by that. But you guys seem to think that's totally
normal and I'm being weird about it.
Speaker 6 (34:44):
No, I think you'd been weird about it. But it
sounded pretty normal. He's offering you some help, stretching out
his hand in a metaphorical way. If I could say that,
Jae's maybe literal sure that.
Speaker 7 (34:55):
If you were me, howud you have reacted?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Well, he wouldn't have been able to offer me any
thing that would have improved my dro.
Speaker 5 (35:03):
Fair point man, totally Yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:10):
Oh, by the way, what's for teen us tis three
four eight three and we'll do that next in the meantime,
here's the Black Keys.
Speaker 7 (35:17):
By the way, everyone that ticks through what they're having
for tea on three four eight three in the drawer
for a fifty a night and day? About you?
Speaker 4 (35:23):
True that The Hiking b Show podcast Stone Temple pilots
here on the radio Hodacky Big Show Thursday, evening fourteen
minutes past six o'clock.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
But right now it's time for oh.
Speaker 7 (35:33):
You hey guys. Text here from Steve. What's for teas
Zealand with me?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
Kick yellow wheeze. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 4 (35:47):
Hey, I'm excited about my dinner tonight. My wife went
and did a cooking class.
Speaker 6 (35:54):
With I feel like dinner tonight, Like dinner tonight.
Speaker 5 (36:00):
Can you put a zip on it?
Speaker 2 (36:00):
Please?
Speaker 4 (36:01):
My wife did a cooking class with all her team
that where she works, and she's learned how to cook
a tarriarchy chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:10):
So she's going to cook that tonight.
Speaker 4 (36:11):
With authentical ingredients, not a teary archy sauce that you
buy on the shelf.
Speaker 5 (36:16):
She's making the tariarchy sauce.
Speaker 6 (36:18):
And how many ways do you think you'll be disappointed? Too?
Dry will be one of the problems.
Speaker 5 (36:23):
It moist the chicken.
Speaker 7 (36:28):
What do you mean the chicken? Of course, the chicken.
Speaker 5 (36:30):
Yeah, well that's what I mean.
Speaker 7 (36:31):
Yeah, of course, Why would you say the chick?
Speaker 5 (36:35):
You are suggesting that the.
Speaker 6 (36:38):
I was suggesting to the chicken to be dry, to
be warm, moist, So then you said the chicken. It's
like we'd already worked out it was.
Speaker 5 (36:44):
It's just a look you gave me.
Speaker 7 (36:47):
Be thighs, right, yeah.
Speaker 5 (36:49):
There's thighs.
Speaker 6 (36:50):
Thighs.
Speaker 4 (36:50):
Yeah yeah, And don't you talk to me about dried
chicken mogie, that bloody dessiccated breast you eat.
Speaker 7 (36:57):
I was just gonna play this. I don't know if
it's relevant, not that.
Speaker 5 (36:59):
I just.
Speaker 7 (37:02):
Yeah, just in case, just in case.
Speaker 5 (37:05):
One of those things that happens here, you go.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Jeez, hey, mogi, yeah, baby, baby, Yeah. What are you
having for dinner tonight?
Speaker 6 (37:13):
Man? Sugar? More of the same. What have I got?
I think I've got overnight oats that I haven't eaten yet.
I ate the same thing every day, keasing my mom
my singing at the moment. I haven't eaten that yet.
So yeah, left oats.
Speaker 7 (37:26):
Interesting. So he didn't save the chicken for dinner.
Speaker 6 (37:28):
You know I didn't. I was hungry. It was a
bit of a mess today because I didn't go to
the gym and my whole schedule was out of whack today.
Speaker 5 (37:36):
What about you love a boy?
Speaker 7 (37:37):
You're hoty Ah, it's dad, It's weird. I just text
my wife and she said she feels like chops. She's
obsessed with chops and Portland, Portlands.
Speaker 5 (37:51):
She's so old.
Speaker 7 (37:52):
Sorry, she's just an auto corrected. It was chips. She's
getting a packet of chips. Cheese Walls doesn't say she
like cheese balls? Why is that? Just wonder You're gonna
show up with a bag of cheese balls now, I'll
be like, hello, so are you saying cheese or des
De's balls?
Speaker 5 (38:10):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (38:11):
Lots of people texting it on three four eight three?
What theyre having for dinner?
Speaker 8 (38:15):
Good?
Speaker 7 (38:16):
Ay fellas probably just gonna have a bag of marshmallows.
Speaker 6 (38:19):
A boys, am I right?
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Come on man?
Speaker 7 (38:22):
That just hey fellas, Just a little side note, pink
ones are white ones.
Speaker 5 (38:27):
We're not doing No.
Speaker 6 (38:30):
I don't like marshallows roasted.
Speaker 5 (38:33):
They both taste the same. Let's be honest.
Speaker 7 (38:35):
What about an ambrosia? Yeah, well, good eight fellas triv here.
Speaker 6 (38:40):
Oh my god, Triva Gilminster from the Brisbane Broncos mad Dog.
Speaker 7 (38:44):
That's the one I'm out in dairy flat. A hearty
stout beef stew with spuds.
Speaker 6 (38:51):
That's nice beef stew.
Speaker 5 (38:54):
Yeah, that is that is good.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
My wife's making another meal for tomorrow when we go
to the batch. It's making steak and getting me homemade pie.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
It'll be moist the pie, I mean easy.
Speaker 6 (39:07):
Can you see on the alarm? Man, Let's get out
of here.
Speaker 5 (39:10):
I'm so glad she has on here?
Speaker 7 (39:12):
What about it was one more texting. It's a really
good one. Okay, gooday, guys Rob here? Yeah, Rob pizza,
Rob pizza. No, no, he's he's having Rob text and
he's having pizza.
Speaker 5 (39:25):
Oh what kind Hawaiian? Oh yeah, sorry.
Speaker 6 (39:29):
That's right.
Speaker 7 (39:30):
You can't say that. We need to get out of here.
This is the scene that's getting out.
Speaker 1 (39:34):
Of the Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and ks GMT.
Speaker 4 (39:41):
There on the radio Darky Big Show this Thursday night.
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 2 (39:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (40:12):
Oh cool?
Speaker 6 (40:13):
Where do you go watch?
Speaker 10 (40:15):
Well?
Speaker 4 (40:15):
I was talking, I started talking about it yesterday, but
then Keysy just cut me off.
Speaker 7 (40:20):
Actually, that's not I watched another episode of Madam on
TV three, so really really enjoying it and I'm excited
for it to wrap up now and see if they're
doing another season.
Speaker 5 (40:30):
I'm excited for it to wrap up as well.
Speaker 7 (40:34):
Don't just stick the burd into New Zealand comedy TV
shows Jase.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
Out Back Opal Hunters is what I watched, and I
love it because every story Opal is fascinating.
Speaker 5 (40:45):
When they find it, it's fantastic because it's like a.
Speaker 6 (40:47):
Rock, right.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
What is funny about it is every story because they
have different people doing it, is the same whereby they're
all losing money, they're all going out of business. They're
all going, we need to find Opal soon or you know,
we're spending more than's coming in at the moment, and
it's the same story for everyone, and no one seems
to make any money. I also watch out Back Gold
(41:10):
Hunters the same thing because where they are all hunting
for gold, it's like, bloody Nora, we better find gold
soon because at the moment we're spending more than's coming in.
Speaker 7 (41:20):
You know that that's completely fabricated, right Keezy, Like no
one would watch it if they were just finding Opal.
So they have to have something they always find.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
The thing is they're never making any money on.
Speaker 2 (41:32):
It, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (41:33):
They say that big example. For example, another show that
would compare to that would be American Chopper. They started
it American Chopper, which is, ah, we've got to build
this bike. We've only got five minutes to do it.
We're running out of time.
Speaker 7 (41:46):
Oh God, have a big argument with Sad, have a
big argument.
Speaker 6 (41:49):
With dead and then we just get it done in
the nick of time. It's a few weeks as long
as it takes. And you create your drama, don't you.
Speaker 5 (41:56):
There was one story.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
That I have to mention you with the gold with
one of the gold hunters. He was an English guy
that came over to Australia. Right he met an Australian lady.
They got married. They had been hot. Ah, they're reasonably hot. Yeah,
they got married in the desert there, you know, in
the outback where they were looking for the gold. Within
four months their marriage was over because he kept piling
(42:18):
any money that he got back into his you know,
his production. I suppose you'd call it. And he lost
all of their money, and she said, I'm out of here.
You're done, We're finished it mastered four months.
Speaker 6 (42:29):
It's the kind of support of a good woman that
you want right where any partner, you know, as soon
as you go. But you put everything into what you
work out.
Speaker 4 (42:35):
And she couldn't pay the rent, she couldn't do all
these things, and he kept taking the money out.
Speaker 6 (42:41):
Of the account that you felt that she should get
a job.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
Was I was?
Speaker 7 (42:49):
It tuned tully six and two.
Speaker 5 (42:53):
It's all right?
Speaker 7 (42:53):
Why is this song called this?
Speaker 6 (42:55):
Why is this song called this?
Speaker 7 (42:57):
I have no idea What does forty six and two meant?
Jace forty six per two.
Speaker 5 (43:04):
It's a carpentry team. Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (43:11):
Kisey crowded house there on the Radio hod Achi Big Show.
As reported earlier in the show, Howdy j Won the
Big Polar looks like I'm the one jumping off the
Harbor Bridge tomorrow and support of daffit all day trying
to raise one hundred thousand dollars with a cancer society.
Speaker 5 (43:28):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 7 (43:29):
Text the word support right now to two zero six
and an instant three dollars donation will be made to
the Cancer Society for Deafital Day. If we don't had
one hundred thousand dollars by one thirty pm tomorrow, though,
you won't be jumping off the bridge just as a
dafitib true. The other thing I'm also worried about is
we went through the medical form you have to tech
before doing a jump, and you taxed ten out of fourteen.
Speaker 4 (43:50):
So yeah, we were just they ain't really pay attentioneer
that stuff.
Speaker 5 (43:55):
Keasy to be honest, Yes, yeah, you know what I mean.
Sign sign sign Yeah.
Speaker 6 (44:00):
I mean the thing about Jason's You know, you can
look at all the you know, the medical conditions. You
can speak to the health professionals and they'll tell you
one thing. But when you look at Jason, when he's
standing in front of you as an absolute specimen.
Speaker 7 (44:12):
I think, yeah, they'll see you in person, they'll like, yeah,
you're good to go.
Speaker 5 (44:16):
Absolutely.
Speaker 7 (44:17):
So obviously we had voting on the Ducky Big Shows
Instagram story. We also got people to text in on
three four eight three and sent and talkbacks. Here's the
general sort of vibe of what people were sending in.
Speaker 4 (44:27):
I feel like, Keezy is that one cousin that you
have that's just really annoying that you kind of just want.
Speaker 3 (44:33):
To kick off a bridge. So I think Kezy should
be the one going to bud you.
Speaker 6 (44:37):
Jump, right.
Speaker 7 (44:38):
So this bloke here that was Caleb who thinks that
Keezy should do the jump. Got another one here, This
is from Ray Jason Hoyt all the way it's from
Ray all the way from Brisbane.
Speaker 5 (44:51):
Thanks Ray, good on your race.
Speaker 7 (44:53):
So he's voting for Jason hoyt as am I you've
got Elton here?
Speaker 8 (44:57):
Oh my god, you mad bastard Elton from Dunedin here
and I reckon we get three out of ten keys
up there and let's see him in his deafer Dilly dilly.
Speaker 7 (45:09):
So I'm gonna be honest. That was pretty split between
myself and Jason. Yeah, how do you feel about not
really getting anyone wanting you to jump off?
Speaker 6 (45:17):
My um? Yeah, I look at that makes sense, doesn't it.
They just know that on a backbone that it won't
bother me. They want to see somebody terrified or potentially die.
So that's your Jason.
Speaker 7 (45:31):
One hundred percent. If you want to make it happen
New Zealand, you have to take some word support to
zero six right now. An instant three dollar donation to
the Cancer Society for Daffitil Day. Things to hold a
Ken also a in z Jacon jumping off Tomorrow one
thirty pm.
Speaker 6 (45:45):
Regrets Man Lock.
Speaker 8 (45:46):
And Low Lucky Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Well there you go.
Speaker 4 (45:58):
Your man Bar says that your big show down and
dusted this Thursday night. Make sure you tune in tomorrow.
It's going to be a big day, Daffodil day of course,
Hoody J jumping off the bridge.
Speaker 5 (46:08):
What are your plans tonight there, Mogi, Um.
Speaker 6 (46:11):
I'll go home, I'll go to bed and then i'll
wake up tomorrow.
Speaker 7 (46:17):
Ah that sounds cool.
Speaker 6 (46:18):
Yeah coffee, I've been doing that for a few years now.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (46:22):
Yeah, nice nice keezy. What are you up to you tonight?
Speaker 5 (46:26):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (46:26):
Well, I'll be sleeping soundly in my bed knowing that
tomorrow will wake up and watch Hoidy J plummet to
his I mean bungee off the Auckland Harbor Bridge. Yeah,
in the name of the Cancer Society. So that's good
for daffit all day. Don't forget to take support to
two zero six for a three dollars donation. Although I
am very concerned about the fact that you did take
off ten out of fourteen possible health declarations on the
(46:49):
old checklist there when we were signing you in, and
I know that if you don't end up doing it,
I'm going to.
Speaker 6 (46:53):
Have to do it. See.
Speaker 4 (46:54):
The issue is they're all a jet too, No I know.
I mean, well, here as I said, we'll just slip
it in the pole.
Speaker 2 (47:01):
You want to do it?
Speaker 5 (47:02):
Yeah, totally?
Speaker 4 (47:03):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, man, it'll be exhilarating you you've
bunged up before, right, were many times I was one
of the sort of pioneers of it.
Speaker 6 (47:10):
I thought there was a J.
Speaker 7 (47:10):
Hackett.
Speaker 4 (47:11):
Yeah, but I was working with AJ at the time.
I was the first one to ever jump off a
bridge like that. Yeah, so yeah, it'll be good. Nostal chic.
Speaker 11 (47:19):
Wasn't it like sixty years ago? Seventy it was about
wasn't it four or five? Yeah, that's right. Hey, listen,
thanks for taking the time to listen to the show.
Make sure you tune into.
Speaker 5 (47:32):
The Big Show.
Speaker 7 (47:33):
We're called the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (47:34):
Make sure you listen to our podcast also our Instagram
account check that out as well.
Speaker 5 (47:39):
Till tomorrow, See you later.
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