FULL SHOW: Ol' Bank Account Keyzie

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Anytime is a good time for a thick shake from
night and day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to the Biggest Show.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Is our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak the show which
just nice.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And I'm kidding your mad bars.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
It's great to have your company this Monday afternoon. It
is the second of September twenty twenty four, and you,
my friends, are listening to the.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
Big Show brought to you by Night And are we
going down?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
What's happening here? Might you bailed on us?

Speaker 2 (00:39):
I'm trying to thank you there. I think I worked
for a while until we tipped out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Sure, And man, how are you going here? Stallion?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
You're going pretty grouse? Actually your mad dog? Yeah good,
you're a six son of a b I've been hearing
a few things about you'll talk about over the course
of the show. Harris bat.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
That's true, that's true, good easy, great cat Man? What
is that a pheasant?

Speaker 2 (01:01):
It's a duck. That makes more sense when you do
your duck hunting. No, it's just a hat with a
duck on it. Oh, you had an affinity for ducks man,
Pug Song gave it to me. Cat he's a big
duck guy, I had too many of them.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Well, I tell you what. The combination of your green
duckhead and you're green, you're sort of slightly weird green hoodie,
you're looking sharp man as always. See how was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
It was great? It was really good.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
It was really relaxing, but also the right amount of fun,
the right amount of DIY did a bit of renovations.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Did you do it yourself? Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:36):
And with my wife, so she did it. No, no, no,
she was there as well. Die right, okay, cool, do
it ourselves we di ode ah. But yeah, other than
that was great. You look good, by the way, Jay's
really good.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Then your haircut, Oh no, it's the one I had
last week. Oh yeah, it's just really coming into its
sort of shape.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
But also it's hard for us to tell because you
go get a haircut and it looks exactly the same anyway,
So I just assume you've got a new haircut.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
No, it looks it's it's the same as last week. Easy,
but it is looking good. I agree. Hey, now seeking it.
Speaking of looking really good, how have a showerhead feelers?
Oh my god, I'm going to speak to old Charlie
Garb about the Worriers.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Sewn Johnson's last game a game.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Great victory for them, and think about the season overall.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I got some father's stage chat.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
Yes, of course, of course I need an update on
Mogi's scurvy.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh yeah, because and and I tried to get Oasis
tickets over the weekend in the UK, so we have
a lot an update there.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Good stuff mate. In the meantime, here's two.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
The Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy List.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Indeed live there on the radio ho Nankee Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
And I forgot to say at the start of the show,
maggot Monday. Of course, if you want to text us
on three four eight three and name someone for your
Maggot Monday, fill your boots.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
It's just someone you know who's a mess of megot
you totally.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
And now you saiday, of course, Father's Day, Moggie, and
you're a father, that's true. Talk us through your father's day.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
You mind your damn business man? Okay, how good? We
just shut up and get on with it, don't we.
Father's man. You don't bang on about it at all,
notice that kesy yeah, man, yeah, man. Well, actually I
had a bit of an interesting one. My wife, wife
jays come on, man, and my daughter, my daughter, and
I don't know how much he had to do with it,
if I'm completely honest. They got me a night's accommodation

(03:31):
at a hotel in the city here, So I went
and had a staycation by myself. Yeah, pretty good. It
was so good, man, pretty good. Went on there and
because it went along, had a had a nice bath there. Keysy,
oh yeah, well you just single me out with all
the bells and whistles.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Brother, Oh yeah, yourself up a bit.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well, this is the thing, man, This is the thing
I find when it comes to the side. Do you
start getting bubbles in there? You can see what's happening downstairs,
you know what I mean? Because I'm completely nude in
the acazy, I'm not worried anything. I've got bubbles. How
can I see it? But do you need to see it? Well,
I wouldn't. I want to see it. Say, let me
put it this way. You should see it, all right.

(04:15):
So I had a lovely bath. Just can I just
put it this way?

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Quietly?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'd love to, right, cool, So you had a bath,
very nice, hotel room, very nice. I don't I don't
have huge requirements. I will say, though, there was there
was no way to smoke darts? Right, what's the gats
with that? Aren't you off the darts? I'm off them?
But if I was on, they might be human about it.
But they did have a window that opened up onto

(04:39):
a rooftop, and I thought to myself, well, surely people
go out here for a dat. But I couldn't fit
out the window. Keasy. I didn't have to test it anyway,
just if I was smoking up to myself, well I
might be able to have one out of here, because
it sounds.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
When we were down in Wellington just recently, actually, I
was stoked to see that my hotel room had a
little balcony.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Oh beautiful.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's plenty for old hoodie j That's cool anyway.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
So then I The best thing about it was I
was able to sleep the way I sleep, which is
to wake up ten times a night, have a drink
about fifty liters of water, bang around on the table,
you know, pass wind.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yes, that's the joy, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:12):
Go? And after the tour and that I didn't have
to worry about waking up my wife, which was really nice.
And then I woke up at about five o'clock in
the morning as I am want to do, and I
watched the Warriors replay. Yeah, I jumped on the fire
I jumped on the old phone. There, ordered some breakfast.
Ut they sent up some breakfast. They sent the breakfast Jace,
you'll love this, and they set it up with a toaster,

(05:36):
so you toasted your own toast. Okay, so you could
have fresh toast. Wow, you meant to love this? It
would be hot? Or do you consider that they should
have put the work in. It's a bit lazy.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
I prefer they put the work in.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but they must have about five hundred toasters.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah that's.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
I've never seen it before. Wow, I was blowing away. Yeah, man,
so did that? Watch the Worries. That was great. Then
I watched the All Blacks. I watched them around the
wrong way, I think anyway. And then I thought I'd
go to the German I'll go I'll go to the
swimming pool. And I thought, you know, it's nice to
get to a hotel, get away from kids. Blah blah, blah, Well,
it was like a kids club in FIGI sure there
was about eight thousand kids in that pool and just

(06:18):
as many adults. So that was sort of the end
of it. And the end. I just sort of went
home on the Sunday, so I still had Father's Day
with my family, which was you know.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Okay, leave it, sure.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah about you? What do you do?

Speaker 1 (06:35):
If you want to know what I did, go and
listen to our podcast.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Yeah, and it comes out at seven thirty, does it tonight?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
That's so cool? Do you love a Father's Day?

Speaker 6 (06:43):
Man?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Generally that don't happen in my house. So yeah, but yeah,
I don't like to be made a fuss off. Yeah,
you know what I mean that sort of seeks me
find it. No one remember remembers it, you know.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah. Do you want to know about those days?

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Very very big in our house?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yes, causey what I'm getting for my dad? What's that?

Speaker 7 (07:01):
Man?

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I'm seeing him this weekend, so I'm gonna give him
his present.

Speaker 5 (07:04):
Then I was going to build you a deer, is
he Well he's going to do that, yeah, but that's unrelated.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
And Kisy Yes, indeed guns Roses. Of course, the Wire's
last game this weekend, Fellas and all season we've been
speaking to the one and only Charlie gub Ree. The
Worries and Charlie are mad, Barstard, how's life?

Speaker 7 (07:30):
No, that's good, brother, Another Monday under the belt.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Yeah, make good on you your backbone. Now listen, Charlie,
let's talk the game. First, great victory for the Fellas.
What were your thoughts?

Speaker 7 (07:45):
Oh, I was I was happy. It's kind of put
like a bit of a bright light on the end
of the season. That was pretty underwhelming, just like a
standard Disney movie really, but yeah, Sean's you know, Sean
saved the best for and yeah, it was the right
night to right way to go out for the season.

(08:07):
You know, we can have a bit of face for
next year and build on that. There's nothing worse than
getting pumped in the last game.

Speaker 5 (08:13):
Yeah, of course, Charlie, get a keyzy here. By the way,
mat I hope you're.

Speaker 7 (08:16):
Will Yeatnam well Ki, yes, I know that voice now?

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Yeah. Cool.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
So.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Shawn Johnson's last game, obviously, his last game at Mount
Smart Stadium, didn't go exactly to plan. We go and
play the Sharks. We start really well. We keep them scoreless.
This is the top four side. We even open up
the scoring with a sweet little play Shawney Jada Metcalf
there and things are looking exciting. We then massively switch
off the taps for forty minutes and then turn them
on full strength for the last twenty very exciting finish

(08:45):
to the game. Della, what tennis lis vintage performance? Why
can't we do it for eighty minutes, Charlie, even though
it was excellent? I just it really boggles my mind.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Yeah, Kesy, I think you're on the money that you
sun that game up pretty well, actually, But I don't
know why we can't do it everything. Some patches, there's
no just grinding it out for eighty minutes. It's just,
you know, been pretty poor for a twenty minute or
forty minute patch, and then we just come home real strong,
or we start super strong and then come home not

(09:16):
so strong. So I don't know what it is, but
I think it's awesome for Sean to finish a season
like that. But the positive thing is that they can
kind of move on and start planning without them, So
they're going to have their two halves probably Metcalf and
I guess it's tomorrow Martin or Chanal, depending on how

(09:37):
the preseason goes, and then they can build on them
with the backup who's going to be there where Sean
was kind of in and out and I think we
can all agree that things just weren't yelling for those firsts.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
When you come down completely agree and I think you
know it's I'm glad that he's made the decision and
just so stoked from that he got to go out
like that. There's last touch outside of missing the conversion
was a try assist. It was a bloody rapper and yeah,
pretty thrilled from and in terms of the season, I
mean it just as one of those you flush it
and you walk away, don't you. There's a bit to

(10:10):
do over the off season. Hopefully can get a couple
of buys. Charlie coming back, Man, you're going to come
back and play brother man.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
I'm actually looking for a training trial. Brother. Me and
you need to get on get on the gear together.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
I reckon Bright. We can do it. Big off season, man,
big off season, A couple of Charlie gab head.

Speaker 7 (10:28):
Ups, get read, go backwards. It will be good. I
do think, I do think it's going to be it's
going to be a massive off season. Obviously, they're going
to do some pretty serious internal reviews over the next
couple of weeks, because even though it finished on a
good note, you can't really be too you know, like

(10:51):
you don't want to have a repeat of what's just happened.
But we're in a good place. We've got great juniors.
We've got Fisher Harris coming, who buy all accounts as
a great leader and fit the standards off the field.
So it'll be interesting. I'm sure we've got a big
name time in coming.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
To Yeah, and I hope, so, I really hope we
get one in the havels. But yeah, I mean in
round ten we lost to the Roosters thirty eight eight eight,
and I remember we were in here, Jace Keesy and
I said it was a shoker. We'd had an absolute shocker,
and I said, if we win five more games, the
rest of the season will do well. We won the
next three. We won six games total from round ten.
Right as tough as season as a Warriors fan as

(11:28):
there has been, it was pretty.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Short, well, especially when you consider, you know what the
start of the season was like and everyone was hot
and there was whaf either gone does It is kind
of disappointing at the end of the day, Charlie.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
It is disappointing. But that professional sport as being.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, I mean, I know I know about you know,
professional sport, not so much the losing part.

Speaker 7 (11:55):
Yeah, you know about the drugs in our ch.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Charlie cub for the final time this year, mate, would
you like to give us your Porter King Player of
the Game.

Speaker 7 (12:08):
I'm going to give it to Shawney Jason and yeah
he's But before I go, who do you? Who do you? Guys?
Reckon is going to get in trouble the soft season.
I'm talking about it. He doesn't know, he said he's
too new. But I'll leave it to you boys.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
You Reckon one of the Warriors.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Someone's got it.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah, the Warriors normally go pretty good. There'll be there'll
be somebody across the world at n R L.

Speaker 7 (12:35):
O.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Who's the usual suspects what It'll be interesting to see
how Jazz goes when he gets over to I'm not
too sure which clubb he's signed. He has been signed,
hasn't announced it. Yeah, okay, so that'll be coming up. Yeah,
I don't know, man, you've got some inside goss on
that one.

Speaker 7 (12:53):
I don't know. Maybe i'd love that. I'd love to
be much barn in a better rackets.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Oh yes, yeah, I'd love to see that.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Hey, Charlie, listen, mate, we appreciate you joining us all
season and love your insight and let's do it again
next year if we still have a job.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Yeah yeah, yeah, by all accounts a couple of you will,
so hopefully hopefully we're back on again next year. But
it's been awesome fellas, and the business is just we're
this center being in a real refreshion. So it's been
great talking to you.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
And don't forget if you're in Wellington you need a
portlo hit up Porter King and Charlie gub will make
sure that you get the best quality portaloo on the business.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
And we might just get your back for the final
series as well. Mate.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Yeah, yeah, good on your Charlie led You have a
great day, mate.

Speaker 8 (13:40):
Lucky Big Show podcastes indeed the food fighters there on
the radio hod Aky Big Show this Monday afternoon and fellas,
as you know, I went to the family batch over
the weekend and to be honest with you, I'm pretty
lucky to be here today.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Oh yeah, I had a bit of a bit of
an encounter. I guess you'd call it a on the
old Monaco Harbor.

Speaker 2 (14:01):
There, strange encounter of the hoidy variety.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, I guess it was strange in a way, not unexpected.
I've always sort of anticipated that this might might happen.
I'm a pretty prolific swimmer when I'm at the batch,
and of course a lot of sting ray there mogi,
so I sort of felt like one day, you know,
what happened to me could happen. So not that surprising, right, Okay,
So I went for a song on this Saturday morning,

(14:25):
pretty chilly, actually it's quite cool.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Did it bug you that it was chili?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
No? Yes?

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Well bugging.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Um and I wash. I guess i'd probably had about
a mile really, and I found a little sort of
tap tap and then douge the world went black, and
I went, might't you go black?

Speaker 2 (14:50):
It's often difficult to go back, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (14:53):
Apparently?

Speaker 2 (14:53):
So yeah, especially when you're a mile out, absolutely man,
and being the sort of experienced sort of maritime person
that I am, I immediately knew what had happened and I.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Was attacked by a stingray.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
And of course people that are familiar with stingray will
know about the old stingray death roll and the reason
that everyone everything went black is the way that stingrays
actually hunt is of course, they've got their massive wings
and they set upon their prey and they basically wrap
their rings around the prey and essentially form a cocoon

(15:37):
a tom So you're like you're in a sort of
roll up situation.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Sarcophagus.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Yeah, like a sarcophagus similar actually casey, because people that
are familiar with stingrays also know they don't have a mouth,
and so the way that they absorb or feed themselves
is to get their prey and a death wrap and
then they sink to the bottom of the ocean and

(16:04):
just sit there for about a week and then just
basically suckle the nutrients and juices out of you and
absorb it into their body. Yeah, well that's what I mean.
It's true. The skin keysy, they literally absorb you and
slowly break you down into a sort of suitol Man, No.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
I was taught that they have a sting and they're
largely pretty friendly and that they definitely have a mouth,
as I was taught weird.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
But anyway, so I immediately recognized what was happening. And
fortunately at the moment, I've been working hard on the
boxing at the gym, and so I was in there
just doo doo doo do. So he wrapped up, He
wrapped me up and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Wow.
And so I just started boxing away there using it
was like I was back in the cage, but my knees.

(17:02):
I think I'd been under the water probably ten or
fifteen minutes at that point.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
How did you stay down that long with that drowning.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
Well, the amazing thing about the sting ray death roll
keysy is that it creates an air pocket.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
And so I came up, caught you and ear yes,
and the whole lot down, whole lot down there without
float okay, and so yeah, just to doocee de douce
de douch.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Events obviously had an effect because it just released Yeah,
an old hoody jay swam to the city. It's probably
about forty meters.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
He took me down right, swa equalize.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
Yeah, I know, blew up the old ear drums there
because it's you know, it was potentially I could have
ended up like so many people. Like if you go
along a beach at high tide, sometimes you'll see an
expired stingray, yes, and they'll be in that sort of
coil formation. If you open them up, you'll find a
full human skeleton speaking so gnarly way.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
People that they have disappeared. Yeah, there you go. Generally
it's a sting ray, yes, and that can be from anywhere.
They can be around the ocean, the beaches, anything like that,
or inland as well. They come inland, are you well
if you're if you.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
Justcaped it a walking on the beach and you see
like a human skeleton washer, I immediately think scal sing.

Speaker 2 (18:18):
So the whole skeleton washes up all together?

Speaker 1 (18:21):
Yeah, one piece?

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Oh right, because they'll be disconnected. I just googled so this,
I just googled it. No, it says that they have
mouths under their bodies. So that's obviously wrong, right, So
I should.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
Look what breed is that very thing?

Speaker 6 (18:34):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (18:34):
That just says a New Zealand sting ray.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
Yeah, one of them. That's rights many different types. Yeah, okay,
far that is terrifying. Yeah, man, I'm so glad you're here.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Got a bit of a rash, but that's that's all
made adobies itch flare up a bit. Yeah, yeah, because
I like to swim nude too. I don't know if
I mentioned that.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah, now you did it. Kind of wish you had.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
There's a red Hot Chili Rivers.

Speaker 3 (18:58):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Good Lucky A, phils Hey, Nolice and plenty coming up
after five o'clock, including did Moogie get Oasis tickets? Also,
Keezy has a new account that he's opened. He's going
to tell us all about it.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Is that really content?

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Yeah? Totally? You put it in the chat.

Speaker 2 (19:24):
Yeah true.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Also sport chat, that's sport over the weekend. Get into
a bit of rugby chat.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
You've got America's Cup to which you're watching a bit
of Paralympics action as well, so we could do some
what's going on in Gay Perry. Also make sure you
keep an air out for the twenty five Grand Fiddler.
It is currently happening here on Hoduky. If you hear
a song play with some fiddle mixed into it, call
us an eight hundred haduky and you could be into
win one thousand dollars. Be handy, extremely handy, Jason. It

(19:53):
could happen at any moment, particularly if.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
You had a massive weekend and you're you're blown out
of little bit and you look at the old bank
account on the Monday morning and going, oh geez, need
to do a bit of damage control here exactly.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
So keep an ear out and get ready to call
O one hundred Hodarchy Beautiful the.

Speaker 3 (20:12):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Hold Ikey, welcome back to your massive bagbones. Hope you're
getting through your Monday tickety boo. You're listening to the
big show brought to you by Night and Day. Thank
you about bloody time.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
You're welcome. I nailed that, man.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
I keep thinking you're wearing a onesie, Kezy, because of
your green hat and your green hoodie. They all sort
of because you like to coordinate them.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
I keep thinking you're in a onesie onesie Kezy, as
if I would do that.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
Hey, now listen, Keezy, what is the Night and Day
special today?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
Me just check you here.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Jay's great question well, it says here obviously every day
for the fifty Barasta made coffee, and it also says
here that's a hell of a caffeine fixed. Yes, but
it also says today's night and Day special is actually
a Mogi special.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Yeah. So basically it's rice and chicken and.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
Dry plain non skinned chicken that's been dried out.

Speaker 5 (21:23):
And they can microwave that for you if you want
right overnight oats like a smoothie with some Kiwi fruit
in it, but that's it, some tofu and a protein
bars that it's twelve ninety nine. It's called a Moggi
Scurvy Special special.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yes, that's right, speaking of which you will be having
a scurvy update to see where Mogi's up with that.

Speaker 5 (21:46):
If anyone's just joined us, by the way, Moogy's got scurvy,
well we'll talk about it.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Or does wow a pirate disease?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
Big hour ahead and of course always keep an air
up for the friddle. You never know you lu New
Zealand and the Meat Time here Sound Garden.

Speaker 3 (22:01):
For Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
He's indeed Stone Temple pilots there on the Radio Hodaki
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes
past five o'clock and all as well.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
Can I just say, man, I've been looking forward to this.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
Yeah. Same. There's a major announcement that Keys He's going
to be making today and so we thought we'd give
it the Primes slot on the show.

Speaker 5 (22:28):
This is breaking news, fellas, huge news in the Kezy household.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yeah, I've opened another account. Oh h big account, Kezy
they call them. They actually do call me that.

Speaker 5 (22:41):
So people that don't know, and I don't know why
this is breaking news actually, but well.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
It's pretty bloody significant. I know how important your accounts.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
Are to you, Keezy. Yeah, they're really important to me, Jason.
People that don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:54):
Like maybe two months ago, my wife and I sat
down and did like a full accounting scheme with our banking.
So now so now we've got like, you know, special
accounts for our bills to come out of, special accounts
where you save money. Every time we get paid a
suit savings.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
That's a week, it's a week, call it. That's a
good idea.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
We've got another account called holidays for save up for
our holidays savings as well. Then we put that in
a different account, and then it's like, once we've got enough,
we can go on a holiday. God, you've got a
lot of fee bank fees you get in there, but
all good. Yeah, yeah, no, they're all included.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
It's all good.

Speaker 5 (23:30):
So I've got a new account. And after much we
had a meeting last night, my wife and I and
I've a flat meeting. Yeah, there's only two of us
in the house. It was a flat meeting.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Who calls for those?

Speaker 5 (23:40):
I called for this one. And I've got a new account.
It's called motorbike account, which I'm just gonna give myself
one of these because for a number of weeks now,
I've just I've been trying to convince my wife that
I shouldn't have We're trying to convince you that I

(24:05):
should have a motorbike, a vintage motorbike.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Something I'm passionate about it. She finally said, all right,
here's how we're going to do it. We sat down
and told you how it was going to be.

Speaker 5 (24:12):
She had thought about it, you know, because we've got
joint incomes, and all of a sudden, I want to
take away a whole lot of that for my own
personal little project and joyah. So the idea we've set
up a motorbike account and a motorbike safety account. So
the motorbike we got two account, that's right, And of
course I've got my fun account, yes, so every.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Week account, the savings account, yeah, but and the bills account.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
In my fun account currently is where I get to
have fun like Beersi's out for Dindan's and now I've
got a motorbike account and every time I get additional
income one hateh for that goes into my motorbike account
one eighth.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
So no, hang on, what are you planning to buy?
There's twenty fifty so what one eighth?

Speaker 7 (24:55):
To my.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
How good has it been? Married? Keysy? It's so great.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
So then you've got the motorbike safety account because she's like, look,
I don't want you out on a motorbike without a helmet,
so I have to save up for that.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Isn't that because.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
That when they're not coming out of the same account.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Yeah, I was going to say, count that just be
the motorbike account.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
A motorbike this is a motorbike safety but how much
money do you need to save for a helmet? Going
to be an open face because you won't get anything
over your messive honkers.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
So that is exactly what I'm getting, an open face one.
So one quarter of my additional earnings goes into the
motorbike safety account.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
So you're going to get you're going to be able
to buy the safety gear twice as fast as you're
going to be able to buy a motorbike. You can,
and it's and it's cheaper. All you have to do
is buy a helmet yeah, okay, maybe some leathers. I
don't know about your lezards. And then I'll.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
Also and then we've got and then also for things
like registration, you know, and insurance and stuff. So we've
set up a miscellaneous motorbike account, which is where and
that's going to be not obviously a miscellaneous motorbike account,
and that pays for like insurances and ridge thos and
stuff like that, and in between those, eventually I'll be
able to finally start saving up for this motorbike. Yeah,

(26:04):
so I'm pretty excited, fellas. It's gonna be great. And
then of course any petrol because it's riding a motorbike's
fun that comes out of my phone account.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
Yeah, yeah, but if.

Speaker 5 (26:17):
We take my motorbike on holiday, like I convincedly go
on holiday with it a holiday account now that comes
out of motorbike miscellaneous. Yeah, because it's the sort of
miscellaneous use of the motibile.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Yeah. So I'm just really excited to finally become a biky.
You know.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Ye when you say vintage, yeah, who means shit?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Yeah? What I mean?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
What time period are we talking when you say vintage?

Speaker 5 (26:41):
From when you're a boy? So like nineteen eighties, nineties,
early seventies.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
I bet there's about a thousand people out there who
have just heard that and they're now just going to
sell the motorbike.

Speaker 5 (26:58):
Well, if they are selling it, give me like ten
years and I'll fight it off you.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four on.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Radiolucky definitelyp there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is exactly twenty three minutes past
five o'clock. But a sporting action over the weekend. Let's
talk some rugby union.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Crouch touch pause, engage rugby union chat with Weidy Jes.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
Indeed, of course, the All Black's over in South Africa.
What's the Test match live? Mogi. My wife and I went,
let's do it at three o'clock. Let's let's like get
the old excitement back, because she quite enjoys doing that too.
Suh As predicted the South Africans prevailing. Look, I've got
to say the All Blacks probably took their chances. They

(27:53):
played pretty well for the first fifty minutes and then
basically didn't fall apart, but they had the life squeezed
out of them by the South Africans. They got trapped
in their own half. The bench substitutions hugely in favor
of South Africa. We had quite a few inexperienced bench

(28:14):
players coming on who gave away stupid penalties. Then we
lost a man because of all the pressure and all
the penalties we were giving away. So in the end,
South Africa deserved victors. And it's interesting, you know, we
used to talk about the All Blacks being the side
that would not play that well but still win the
Test match. That's where South Africa is now. They didn't

(28:36):
play well for probably fifty minutes and we really took
it to them, but they squeezed the life out of
us and we deserved victims.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
I completely agree with you. I don't think they played
very well and I thought we did play well. We did,
and then yeah, ultimately, I mean I thought the bench
came on and I didn't think they made a hell
of a lot of a difference, to be honest. I
thought the change came when our bench came on. Yes,
and then there was significant just more penalties given way
and that had accumulated across the game where the ref
had had enough of it, which ultimately led to the binning. Yes,

(29:05):
but I think it was a penalty account was fifteen
to four or fourteen to five or something like that.
It's hard to win a Test match against South Africa
over there. I really enjoyed the game. It's a good
game and we're not far off. But yeah, you're right.
I think South Africa players as good as they can.
I think we'll be in trouble. But yeah, a bloody
good test match. Really enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (29:21):
Can I just say because I watched the game as well,
but I waited and just watched it when I woke
up on the Sunday. There all of our tries, you know,
a few Ford Pack tries and stuff, but they were
really excited. Yeah, it was to Caleb Clark, it was.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
It was very exciting for the creating space, breaking the line.
It wasn't the traditional spring Bots offense which was pregnable. Yes, yeah,
I thought we looked awesome. So there's plenty of build
on there.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
Our Clark was at its very best. That try with
all the players we're doing the dummy passes was so.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Good, wasn't it.

Speaker 5 (29:54):
Obviously that try that they scored, which is a clear
knock on, was a massive debacle as usual.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
But listen, scarily, there's sort of rumors going around at
the moment that the South African is going to make
massive changes for their second for the second test, and
if you're hearing that, man, if they did do just there,
then you know she's looking a bit.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Grim, is she? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (30:17):
Now, also at the moment the Paralympics are on, are
really enjoying that. Have we got a bit of a
metal table update there? Keeezy, little big show middle Telly update.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
We are back to Paris. I've missed this music.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
Actually, New Zealand doing pretty well on the old medal
count there, so obviously up in first place.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
You've got China.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
Yeah, thirty three golds twenty seven silvers, eleven bronze for
a total of seventy one New Zealand becoming at forty
eighth two silvers and one bronze. We've got three medals,
but overnight, Ait Hison, she is our sprinter. She's set
a Paralympic records and it eventually came second to China

(31:03):
who took the gold. And the reason they took it
is because they broke a Paralympic record after she did.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Really, so she was just pepped at the post there.

Speaker 5 (31:10):
Plus Nicole Murray also got a bronze medal in the
cycling as well.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You were saying, Maggie, you were really enjoying the fencing.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
Fencing's bloody good. Actually, just on Nicole Murray there. I
think that's the first medal we've got in cycling at
the Paralympics, because I think she got fourth last year.
We've got quite a lot last year. We've got a
long and storied history in the cite. And of course
don't we, Jason, mate, the fencing is bloody good. I like, yeah,
I just I love watching all of.

Speaker 5 (31:37):
It, all those sports that you just never see unless
you're watching the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
That's all the Paralympics see a lot of fencing kezy obviously,
and as a matter of fact, we should have that
on our list of things that should be in the
Olympics to replace the stupid sports they've got in there now, fencing,
like if you're on a farm.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Actual What have you been enjoying the most keesy?

Speaker 5 (31:58):
I've been enjoying watching friend of our Sophie Pasco, Dame
Sophie Pasco, who's presenting the show every night on TV's in.
It's the first time ever presenting in TELEVI wow, and
she's been doing a great job.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's what I've been enjoying. What about the sport though, Yeah,
we're to begin I'm not gonna start ranking them one
after the other, MOGI now it's okay top five swimming.
Swimming is always good, though, isn't it. That's a staple.

Speaker 7 (32:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I've tracked you the cycle any time to getting a
middle and that's a that's bloody good stuff. So it
was great.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
I was really excited to watch the triathlon and then
there was poosing the scene in again was because it
had rained the night before again, so.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
They're still poos there.

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Ah, mid Yeah, so those are probably my favorite five
R lested five A.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
It's got us some ads the.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Whole Achy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
And indeed Royal Blood there on the radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Old Pugsam coming came into the
studio there telling us about his massive weekend. He's party boy,
isn't he he is? He's going hard, real hard. Hey.
But in the meantime it's time for some Captain Edmund.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
As It's time for Captain edmind is it. It's actually
really exciting. It's not just Edmund Fellers, it's bloody exciting
of course. Manuka Doctor are presenting Nyuka v. Caparello. David
Nuka good looking man. That's right, he's a boxer Jace.
That is going to be live on dezone dot com
spelled d az in dot com by the way, if

(33:31):
you're keen to live stream it. However, this is happening
the fourteenth of September, just a couple of weeks away
at the Viaduct Events Center. We've got a Backbone table
we do indeed, if we do that is a table
with Jas and Mike there I'm away. Unfortunately for the
listeners but there is a spear two seats next to you.
Guys in the formal area. We're talking free food, free drinks.

(33:51):
You have to dress formally and sit at the backbone table.
If you are keen to be a part of that
text the word fight to three four eight three right
now you'll get a link in the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Awesome, really looking forward to that.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Actually, Mogie, I've never been to a live fight before,
so I'm intrigued to sort of get the vibes, sort
of the feeling the atmosphere.

Speaker 7 (34:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Same, he will start a brawling the crowd as well.
That's always a good time.

Speaker 7 (34:13):
Man.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Of course, hes done, brother, Yeah, no, no worry, Hey, fellas.
Over the weekend tickets for the Oasis tour went on.
So year about that. Man, they're getting back together. I did, okay,
And so they're doing about. They're doing about I think
it's at fourteen gigs or something like that. They've announced
across the UK, seventeen dates. I tell a lie, and

(34:34):
I had a made of mind that jumped online and
tried to get tickets. I thought, well, if we get tickets,
it'll be pretty good.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
So anyway, he jumps on there, he gives me a
little ring there and there. I Am going to go
and see Oasis at Wembley Stadium on Sunday, the third
of August twenty twenty five. It will be their last
gig at Wembley Stadium, so just going to pop it
on there for that. Pretty excited about it. How how
good I'm going? Man? Yeah, isn't Wembley like in London?

(35:05):
It's in London Town. It's a it's quite a long flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
you'll be asleep most of the time or hammered responsibly.
And is that on the weekend you'll be back on
that's on a Sunday there on the Monday. Yeah, I'll
be back on the Monday there and yeah. So pretty
excited and pretty reason why. It's like three hundred and
fifty bucks for the ticket, which is fine, but I'm
a big fan obviously. Wembley is a storied stadium that's

(35:27):
seen a hell a lot of gigs, including live aid
Jason's one of the biggest. Yes, Queen at Wembley is
one of my favorite concert movies. Watched that a lot
on the old YouTube there. So yeah, bloody thrilled about that.
Bloody thrilled do you put that on when you're steamed. Yes,
it's not often you put that on sober. Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
So yeah, well you you want someone to come with
you mate look after you.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Well, I've got someone coming with me. Yeah yeah, yeah.
Have you got any tickets? Tickets?

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, but your mate could probably get an other one.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Oh yeah, I mean it's sold out. I should point
that out. Ah right, it had sold out. They had
just over one million tickets available and fourteen million people
trying to buy them.

Speaker 7 (36:12):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Wow, so that's like fourteen tickets each. That's that would
be not enough, right, and then people are online complaining
that they couldn't get tickets as Keesy and Pugsy shere
a little smile. No, it's all right, it's all good.
But people were online complaining that they got to get
tickets like that's weird, right, you know it's like, yeah,
lots of people want to go and there's only X
amount of tickets. That's kind of how it works. Yeah yeah,

(36:38):
so it'll be bloody good. So anyway, I going to take.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Next year off fear enough for me? What if to
build that for you? You know, anyone been to a
cover from it.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
So obviously there.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
The talk was that they're going to do this initial tour,
see how it goes, and if it goes well, do
a world tour.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
What if.

Speaker 5 (36:51):
They then announced, as we were joking about last week,
that they're actually going to be Oasis at the Victoria
Park here in Auckland, just down the road and you
didn't have to travel all the way over there to Wembley.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
As amazing as it will be to see Oasis at
Eden Park, yeah, seeing him at Wembley might be a
bit better, said Victoria Park, which is even worse. Yeah
around there, fellas Hey.

Speaker 1 (37:14):
Speaking of great tunes, here's Kings of Leon.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
This is a great tun There's great chune whatever this
is actual? This is a throw booh do that.

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Roberts the Hilarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Lenny Kravity on the Darkey Big Show. At the time
is five fifty six coming up after six o'clock as always,
what's for teenew Zealand with me.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Geez, did you did you just fart?

Speaker 5 (37:45):
While he was saying that no, you did, sworn he
fared at the same time, I swear he fared.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Just sick dog.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Yeah, go round and have a snaff.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
No, you should be able to smell it from there.

Speaker 1 (37:57):
Also, of course, what's on the TV with Moogie, so
make sure you stay tuned.

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Oh hang on, can I just actually say yes? Tix
through on three four eight three? What you're having for dinner?

Speaker 6 (38:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes, do that?

Speaker 5 (38:12):
And then every text that comes to include your name
as well in the draw for a fifty dollars a
night and day voucher.

Speaker 3 (38:17):
All that after sex The Hold Actual Big Show with Jason,
Mike and Keysy tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
I can welcome back to your massive backbones. You are
listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night Day.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
You went well, you sort of dropped out of it.
You're waving a bit there.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Excuse me.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
You definitely ran out of balls halfway through there. Yeah,
it's a shame because it was going well. Yeah, because
me and Mogi carried on really good.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
I felt like I held it together, to be honest,
the problem. Yeah yeah, I held it all together for you.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
No, No, it was not good, okay.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
Jay, seriously, look at me. It was really bad, Like seriously,
that was terrible.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, so easy.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
I keep getting distracted by your cap little duckies on it.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
I'm wearing a hat with a duck on it, and
I've worn it so many times. Sorry, I'm not getting
fired up. We're missing the point.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
Then.

Speaker 5 (39:15):
That was terrible and we just need to park that
and hope that tomorrow will be better.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Now it's not terrible. I quite like the hat. But
now listen on the podcast outtro did he We covered
a whole range of stuff. Actually today it was quite
a good podcast. What you can see on YouTube incident
if you want to check it out, say that it'll.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
Be out tomorrow on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Takes pugs about twenty four hours to muster the energy
to put it together.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
What's that about?

Speaker 5 (39:40):
So there's also a video up on the Instagram page
right now, Gray one, you should go check that out.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
Huducky Big Show.

Speaker 1 (39:44):
Yeah good, let's listen to the clip today, shall we.

Speaker 2 (39:47):
Well of today's one.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
Yeah, it's like people that know they're really good looking.
You know, there's a certain arrogance about that.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Totally there is man.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Yeah, it knows that's impressive.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And he struts. He's got a strut, he's got a
swager on his step.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
Just a quiet little smile to itself.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
It is it's a knowing glance. Yeah, it's a winks
on itself in the mirror.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
I know what I'm about. I don't need to go
on about it.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
What was that about banging on about his dog? Or again,
I would like.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
To make the point. Feels that it was not me
that brought that up. It was you made Yeah, you
brought up my huge downstairs. He didn't say huge, didn't you. Hey,
now listen, what's for teenage? You don't text us before
eight three?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
I love it?

Speaker 5 (40:39):
Jason says, Hey, now listen, and then remembers trying to
remember what we're actually talking about.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
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And you can win yourself a fifty dollars a night.
Dave vout you but a white town? Whoa Hang on
a minute? What did I just?

Speaker 3 (41:02):
The whole archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezyes indeed queens of the Stone Age there on
the radio Hodarky Big Show.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
But right now it's time for you.

Speaker 5 (41:14):
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Speaker 5 (41:36):
Not Captain Edmund, all right, Sometimes I just have to
read Edmund. All right, it's just part of being on
the radio.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
Well, but that's this is the thing. Captain Edmund would
say that anyway, because Captain Edmund doesn't want to reveal
his superhero persona. Sure classic Captain Edmon. Captain Edmund.

Speaker 5 (41:54):
So if I was a superhero, my my superpower is
just delivering Edmund. Yeah, whenever it else is having fun
and being like, well, hang on a minute, there, fellas.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Get out of the way here exactly.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
I've got some ticks here on three four eight three.
People are sending in what they're having for dinner? Good,
great stuff. What's that about?

Speaker 6 (42:13):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Good agent, huh puke? Get a fella's ruben here?

Speaker 1 (42:20):
Ob love no rub thorn.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
All black good tonight.

Speaker 5 (42:30):
I'm in I'm having lake Oh wag you Rabbi burgers.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
It's pretty fair. I've actually had I've had meat from
lake or hoe before. It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, slightly overrated.

Speaker 5 (42:46):
Quietly, you can't just desert small butchery on No, it's
really yeah, I think fella's Jack here, sure is? Oh
me off Smith, It's not Jack. Yeah, good a fellas.
I'm having steak, eggs and chips.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
No, you see, No, I don't know why so many
people are into that meal. It's just foul to me.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Obviously the obviously the eggs are wrong. I also I
would con teest Jays that the chips are wrong as well.
I would too.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Look, I'd like a nice green garden salad with a
steak something like that.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That's probably why potatoes or mashed potatoes. And you know,
I don't mind the potatoes there at all. It's the chip.
It's disrespectful to the meat.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
I agree, steak and chips is a classic combo.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
It is a classic combo. But it's that doesn't make
it right, No, it doesn't. It doesn't get a fellas.
Me and dad are having crispy chicken and salad, doesn't say.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
Me and dad from Pakistan?

Speaker 2 (43:57):
No and dad?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, you know the old the ex cricketer jarvied me
and dad.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Rabbed me and Dad.

Speaker 5 (44:05):
Yeah, how do I know that's a real person?

Speaker 7 (44:09):
I know.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
It is the fact that you don't know it is.
You can see on the alarm for yourself, because that's
racist of you not to know that. Well, I'm here's
a guy, like, here's a guy that scored one thousand
and eighty three runs and thirty three matches at six
different World Cup tournaments as the forty fourth best cricket
of all time jas as you well know. And as
soon as his name is mentioned on the show, you
refuse to believe that it's the name of a real

(44:31):
human being. That is disgusting.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
Well, can I just say, for the sake of Jace's career,
I'm glad that it's a real person.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Can you just read Jarvid's and he sounds.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Like a pretty good cricketer.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Ah, Me and Dad are having crispy chicken and it
amami salad. Apparently the old lady's getting the ingredients. The
old man's going to cook it when we get home.
You your chicken drumstick emoji.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
He sounds quite good. Actually, I like into marmay bean.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Javis' parents would be pretty odd. I'm a surprised they're
still cooking for him. Yeah, sorry, what kind of bean?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Into marmay.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
You can remember say winter in and there and it
doesn't need one.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Drives my daughter's crazy. I can tell you. Can we
get some marmy bean? Was that right?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
How are you from Sonny Nelson?

Speaker 1 (45:25):
How Mandela.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Bacon an egg bagels for tea to night, but a
bricky for dinner? Well that's what you're heaving for dinner,
are you, Jason?

Speaker 1 (45:38):
I'll get into that later on the show. What I'm
having for dinner? Mate?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
You mentioned it to Meli. I was disgusted. Yeah, ah, one.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
One more in your own time.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Okay, here comes one more The Whole Archy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kissy.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Is indeed Blue too there on the radio. Hold Donkey
Big Show this Monday evening. But right now it's time
for What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 6 (46:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (46:21):
How good's TV man? Honestly tell? Okay? So I finished
watching The Union, The Union with Mark Wahlburgry. This one, Yeah,
this is one that's been taking me a year to
a year to complete, well a week or so, and
I take back everything I said about it. It is
absolute garbage. You should not watch it. Did you say

(46:44):
it was bad?

Speaker 7 (46:45):
Well?

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I said it was I said it was enjoyable. It's
like I'm enjoying it's got you know, Mark Wahlburg is
it and that he's charming, is an idiot, all that
sort of stuff. But as soon as it got from
them developing the relationship stuff and who are these people
and having funny scenes, and then you're stuck with the
for the last hour. Yes, God almighty, right, God almighty.
They have just taken away anything that's good about making

(47:07):
films and they just turned it into it's just not
it's got nothing to do with films, absolute shit. Don't
watch it.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Yeah, well, I out of five zero as previously discussed,
and I went away for the weekend no television apart
from the game yeah on Sunday morning, and then because
I got up for the actual game at three o'clock
a little bit earlier than that, we already talked about us. Yeah,
but that is on the podcast. So if you want
to hear the story there, go and check the podcast out.

(47:36):
I've got home, did all this stuff, played scrabble with
my wife and went to bed at about seven thirty.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Got pumped and scrabbles scrabble always yeah, always, I got right, Yeah,
I got pumped, but I was tired, so you know,
actual I was tired.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Man.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
I watched on TVs plus Oasis Super Sonic yep. So
it was because I'm one of the guys who's like,
I know that Oasis are good, but I don't understand
the hype.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
So, And to be honest, I went down a big
YouTube rabbit hole of watching them perform in the nineties
and realizing how many amazing songs they actually do have,
and it's like, Okay, it's actually pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
Started watching the DOCCO. It's cool.

Speaker 5 (48:17):
It's amazing how they started out, like the early stuff
is very interesting, and for them to go from nobody's
to performing in that massive concert and three years less
than three years is amazing. I just don't like the
style of DOCCO where you can't see anyone talking right
and it's all artsy, grainy footage yep. I just want
to see actual footage of them HD. Yeah, but that

(48:40):
even the stuff that they had, they'd put like weird
e fix and stuff on to make it all. But
it doesn't need to be artsy because it's so cool
and retro.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
There's nothing that annoys me more when I'm watching something
where you feel like you're on a ship in the ocean.
And it's rocking and rolling all over the place.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
And it's a bit like that.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
And also you'd never see anyone who's speaking, it's their
voice is over footage. For some reason, I want to
see Liam Gallagher sitting there talking about how much of.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
An if his brother is and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (49:06):
That.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, but the story is amazing and the songs are great. Yeah,
they're all right. And I'm on the train now weave
it on the train, I reckon. Yeah, it's a good trade.
Did you get all the way through?

Speaker 5 (49:14):
And have you got a quarter the way through? And
my wife was like, this is boring. I don't understand
any of it because it's hard to understand. I can't
see people talking. And she just couldn't buy into it
right because she just I think it gives better as
it goes on as well. You get to know more
about their upbringing and stuff. Yeah, I finished watching it.
It's a ripper.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Yeah, I'll definitely finish watching it.

Speaker 9 (49:34):
Solo good stuff, good stuff, A Brewer of the Day
to Little Brewery.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
The.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
Whole Arky Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hurdarkey on Jovi.

Speaker 1 (49:51):
There on the Radio Hodkey Big Show. This Monday, evening.
Now listen or were you tattoo enthusiasts, You need to
listen up because old admind boys.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
I'm not Edmond. No, now I have to play the admins.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, you do.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
Get a captain edmind here. It is pretty exciting.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
Tartanaki has got one of the biggest tattoo and art
festivals in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Man, we've been down there before to promote it and
this time it's actually aligning. So it's going to be
happening at TSP Stadium in New Plymouth two hundred and
fifty of the world's best tattoo artists on the twenty
third and twenty fourth of November. There's going to be
freestyle motocross shows, BMX shows. John Tuga is going to
be their headlining on the music stage, and we've got
a chance for you and a mate to win a

(50:39):
trip from anywhere in New Zealand to New Plymouth for
the festival with flights, a night at the Novertowel, tickets
and a five hundred dollars tattoo vouched.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
The top up. Have you got any TETs Maye.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
No, I don't know. Okay, is it time to get
some tatoos to get to it.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I remember at one stage you were considering is it
called a sleeve?

Speaker 2 (50:59):
No, you were tattooing your sleeve. I was what you're
getting your sleeve tattooed?

Speaker 7 (51:04):
Oh was yeah?

Speaker 2 (51:05):
Yes, I don't have to wear clothes anymore. I just
looked like I was wearing a shit, that's right now.
I always loved the idea of it, but I could
never settle on anything sure, and so I never did.
I reckon go full tribal tats. Well, that was what
my mates. That's what my mates did back in the day,
and so I'm glad I didn't do.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Anyone's done that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Would you?

Speaker 1 (51:22):
What about a portrait of me?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Not you? I don't know. But I quite like the
new style where it's like you don't have to be
good at tattooing. Everyone could just do tattoos. Now. You
sure like art like Pugs's tats. Yeah, it could just
be like any old any old garbage. You know, if
you know how to do doodle, you know you can
pretty much. Yeah, exactly. In fact of it, it does look good.

(51:51):
It counts against you, but you just got to wear
lots of different things. Lots of different tattoos that don't
sort of mean anything, sure, and they don't match or
sort of work.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Yeah, you were saying keasy that you would, but you've
got really sensitive skin and you tend to break out, Yeah,
to break out with all the old X ME and stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:11):
One of the things I really wanted was to get
behind my knees, right, and I just can't. But it's
so thinly with the thought of the needle going there,
just it breaks out.

Speaker 2 (52:20):
That would be a hell of a place to get
a tetoo.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
It would be pretty hurty.

Speaker 2 (52:24):
Yeah, it would be hurty. Jason, you've got a couple
of tattoos, but would you get anything a bit more substantial?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
No, I've only got one tattoo. Yeah, yeah, no, that's enough.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yes. Oh cool.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
And I only did that because my wife made me right.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Well, actually, because my one of my mates has got
a cool thing on his arm with his wife's name
in it. Right, And then Lucy was like, my wife
was like, why don't you get something like that for me?

Speaker 2 (52:47):
Yeah? I was like, that's true.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
You never know what the future holds. I don't have
to cross it out. Yeah, that's right, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 5 (52:53):
But also I don't need my wife's name written on
my arm. I don't know, don't It's like you send
me into town if I get lost, my wife's names
on my arm and.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
That's a thing. You don't need that because you've already
got the tracking devices.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Gain, Hi is this loads Listen, we've got keysy here.
He's pretty steamed. You need to come and get it.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
And he's got your name and the GPS coordinates of
your house. Anyway, if you would like to win that
trip for you and to mate down to Tartanaki to
get some sikass tats like old pugs on. Go to
Hodaky dot co dot en Seid and into the.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in four on Radio Holk.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
He is, indeed he that's a big show down and
dusted this Monday evening. What's the planes tonight, magie?

Speaker 2 (53:41):
Not a hell of a lot, mate, I'll go home.
We're in the process of sort of sorting out of
our house a little bit. But sure we've been living
there for a while and we've just got all of
our pictures still leaning up against walls and nothing up
against the actually on the walls. Sure, so there'll be
some debate around there. Actually, i'll run this by you
tomorrow and tomorrow's show. Yeah, I've come to a conclusion. Yeah,
it sounds like renovation chat. It is renovation chat, and

(54:03):
it's relationship chat as well. Is it one and a
half Mogi's No?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Is it sports chat?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
No? Okay, Edmund, you'll find a way to work some
in there, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (54:14):
Yeah, you always do, keasy Edmund. Boys, speaking of key,
what are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
Tonight I'll be going home having ty green curry.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Portman, I'm not a big fan of green carries.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Cool done for me, thinks I'll be fine. That's a
shame because I was going to invite you over for dinner.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
Oh okay, don't worry about that. I'll come over. We're
going to have a chat with your wife anyways, face
to face.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
And then once she goes to bed, I'll have a
small glass of port Pucksun brought me a bottle of
delicious port for my birthday.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Had some what a greaser and said about.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
It was from a place I've been to in Portugal
as well. Wow, it's delicious. And then we're going to
go online with our mates and shoot him up. Cool man,
What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Jas just wearing that green hoodie.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I don't know why you're having this.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
You just it's just very good green hoodies.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
You've been wearing a green hoodie all aftern It's a
very nice green waffle waffle texture. I'm going to go home.
I think we've got waffles for dinner tonight. Sort of
we're going a bit sort of dessert orientated, but you
can put bacon and banana on top of them right on. Yes,

(55:23):
so really, yes, one hundred percent totally.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
But it wasn't nothing to do with the fact that
he just said the word waffle bizarrely. No bullshit.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
Um, then probably watch a bit of TV chat to
my wife, make love, go to the gym, and finally
go and put my head down at about probably two
in the morning.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Before the gym, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
So just quickly before we go, make sure you check
out our podcasts to come out at seven thirty every night.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
Search Hodak you big shirt.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Good stuff mate, till tomorrow see later.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
Yeah,