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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's do this.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, man, I reckon get a fields. Hi there you going? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Good?

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Bit tired today? But's sleepy.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
You're a bit sleepy as well. I'm a little bit sleepy.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
I'm always sleepy, feels like now.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Last night I had a great dream. Great. Well, when
I say a dream, I mean the entire time I
was in bed with my eyes closed. It was all
doing invoicing. I was doing invoicing. That's just the whole night.

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Yeah, well great while asleep, right yeah yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Because that's what I was doing before I went to bed,
and then just do that all night. Wake up. Whoa,
Let's try and clear that out, get rid of that invoicing,
beg to sleep, do some more invoicing. That's so weird,
isn't it? Brains man? What isn't the human body and
incredible thing? Fellas? But it'd be good if you could
just do a couple of tweaks, just a few reno's

(01:06):
on it, just to sort it out.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Yeah, I wish I could modulate more the dreams that
I have because there's shocks. There's shockers.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
Only once in my life that I have the knowledge.
At the time, I was like, oh, oh no, I'm
in a dream. I'm and that was It was great
but devastating because it was also like I won the
lottery or something incredible. That guys I hang on Big
cast is like, you know and well into paranormal or
broken Wood or something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
And I was like, oh, no, broken would you're dreaming, mate?

Speaker 4 (01:42):
That would be a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
That's the top not start I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
But then I was like, oh no, no, this is
a dream. Fuck, it's a show. Fuck it. And then
I wake up and I just had my life.

Speaker 4 (01:52):
Yeah, you woke up, you looked over, you saw your wife,
your your daughter, and your house. Fuck.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
That interesting there. We probably can't do it on the radio.
But the school, my daughter's school was locked down. Oh today,
she was home sick, fortunately, But there was a gunman
in the area. Oh Jesus, a gunman.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Or person that happened to me when I was a
high school remember that.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Really? Yeah, just once though, there was in the area
and it turned out it was somebody on our street
who was on his property with his baby going shooting pigeons,
right and play that's backs at his place, must back
onto the school. So they had to lock it down. Sure,
and I was like, oh, well, sweet less, he's not
at school. And then it came through. It's like, oh,
it's on such and such a road. It's like, well

(02:36):
that's where we lived. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I all sorted
in the end.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
Good stuff?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
How good?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Why do you think you're tired, Keezy? Just life in general.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (02:47):
You've had a pretty busy couple of weeks of doing stuff, sure,
like mentally not physical stuff, but mentally exhausting creative stuff. Yes,
And then it finished off with a jump off the harborridge.
And then but.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
You haven't quite emotionally recovered from.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I probably have. And then Saturday where it was like
a thirtieth of a few beers and there, and then
Sunday was chill, and then today was the first day
I didn't have anything other than the show on in
a while. Yes, and my brain just going I might
just switch off just for Today's for a wee bit.
So I've been gardening. I'm not really gardening to be
fair more digging a hole before I put some gardenaging down,

(03:22):
a really big long, six meter long thing with a
little trowel and you know, trying to measure it up
and get it to the right height.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
Good stuff, mate, it's hellish.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
It sounds like hell.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
What invoicing sounds like hell to be?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah, well that was that was a dream. Yeah, I mean,
don't worry. There's nothing I hate more than invoice.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
When you're doing it in your dream, what was what
was your emotional state?

Speaker 3 (03:45):
That's exactly what I'm in my emotional status when I
have to do it when i'm which is annoyed because
it's part of the business. But what I want to do,
and I've heard this conversation with my way, I don't
want to have anything to do with it. Sure, I
don't want to know anything. She's like, you got to
know it, so yeah, I'm happy knowing about it. I
just don't want to do it. Yes, So that is
my dream is But.

Speaker 4 (04:06):
You know what I mean. Now you know about it,
you know how it all works. So if you do
handed off.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
The problem is you've got to pay somebody if you
hand it off. Yes, the problem his invoices, who's paying his.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Pugs do it for free? I reckon it's like work
experiences totally.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
I mean, I can do it. If it's too much.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
That would be great.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
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Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm really good at him voicing. Oh yeah, just.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
The guy who hasn't claimed a single expense in the
he's been at Darky because he doesn't know how to
do it.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
You like how you just x. He hasn't to think
when I.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Look back on my when I look back at my
career and I'm talking about stuff outside of the acting
sort of where my agent used to do all that,
Obviously it's been a shocker.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
It's been a hunting wise yeat.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
We are not even that I was doing anything wrong
with the people I was. That I was constantly in
these ridiculous fights and stupid scenarios of going no, hang on,
what's what? And even today I still have some issues
with invoicing.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
I wonder if it's the most common thing in the world,
the most common industry in the world where people are
shockingly bad at it. Yes, accountants or so called accountants,
often bookkeepers, but most of the ones that I've ever
come across.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
A terrible question. Okay, so you know GST. Yes, So
I'm GST registered. Okay, so you add fifteen percent to everything.
So let's say I do a job and I get
one hundred dollars. I then charge them one hundred and
fifteen dollars. Correct that person when they say, hey, how
much is this going to cost? And I say it'll
be one hundred dollars? Do I then say plus GST?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
And you know what I mean. So all of a sudden,
because they're dealing with me, it goes up by fifteen dollars.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
How do they get that back? It all comes back
at the other end.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Right, So they have to be GST registered for it
to be sweet.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Oh yes, yes, okay, because that's what makes it makes
no Yeah, it makes no end in the wash at
the end when you can't do all your claiming and
that it all comes out you.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
Because I'm just interested about that.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Well.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I had a scenario that I told you guys a
little while ago where with the GST side of things,
where the person that I was invoicing was saying, it's.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
You.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Your GST is based on what you receive after tax,
and I.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
Say, no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
It's not what you receive in total for your fee
plus GST. And I had that argument with that person
probably four times, and each time it was a who
of an argument and they finally went, oh, no, you're right.
But then it happened again. Yeah, and you're like, no, no,
we've had this conversation. That's not how.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
It's surprising how it comes up. Yes, we've just changed
account and stilled the conversation. It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
So let's say it was one hundred dollars and you
want to take twenty percent off for your withholding tax,
so it becomes eighty dollars. Are they saying you pay
your GST on the eighty dollars on, yes, and not
the one hundred. Yes, that's but surely they're knowingly doing it. Yeah,
well it's this person.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
It wasn't good at the time, but I tell you what,
it's been a game changer for me getting an accountant.
And because then I because what you're talking about is
you having to deal with all that shit. The great
thing about having an accountant is you go there, you go,
thanks mate, I'll pay you X amount of dollars and
he does all work and I want to think about

(07:26):
it ever again?

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Do you use zero? Yep, I've got to start using that.
Apparently it's pretty good because I've x eer that.

Speaker 3 (07:34):
It's accounting software.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
Oh right, okay, but I'm running like a real tidy
Google drive, Google doc set up. Everything's unfold as, everything's done,
all my spreadsheets that I made myself do all the
tax and stuff for me. It's just the actual end
of the year getting as much value out of my
GST return as possible. That's the part I need help with.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
How often do you pay GEST?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
Every six months?

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I see, I do it every two months?

Speaker 4 (07:55):
Yeah, which is what the accountant was saying you should do.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
Right, we went from two to go this will be
entry chap.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
But we went from two to fascinating.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
But when it was two months, we used to go
through everything that the account has done to go and
now you've missed this, this and this, we should be
including that, so there should be all this other stuff.
But when it's six months and you've got six months
worth of you're just like fuck it, yeah, yeah, yeah,
or whatever. I'm not going through there.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I I when I first went into my accountant because
my my taxes were a shambles.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
And he kind of laughed at all.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
It was still it was an absolute shit show, you know,
when he went, Okay, well this is a problem, not
because I was doing anything wrong. It was just a shambles.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
I'm picturing you know who was the guy that came in,
The Irish guy we interviewed Hi Wilson's view ever, Dylan Moran. Yes,
there's like the I think it's the first episode of
Black Books, or maybe the second. He finally gets an
accountant to try and help with his receipts, little bits
of papers, paper in his pockets, and one that's like
stuff is just stuff he's written down for, like a
sandwich or something. That's what I'm picturing. You used to

(08:59):
be like, yeah, kind of kind of like that, and
it's just an absolute shambles.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
But I just used to have this irrational fear of
the inland revenue, absolutely, and I'd always here on the
safe side. And my accountant was like, why are you
doing that. You're totally entitled to do these things, and
I'll be like, oh, I just don't want to, you know, No, no.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Leave it to me.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
I can talk to them and we'll sort it out.

Speaker 4 (09:22):
And he's your current one, yes, right, and now you're
takeingy boo.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
And then is that the account that processes me getting
paid after you've got me a gig.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, well that hasn't happened yet obviously.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
But and then does he prost that for free? Process that? No,
you'll have to pay him, right, Okay. See these are
the things that I'm learning about Mogi. Is like you
get an agent and then you've got to pay all
the stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Oh yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Sometimes you feel like you're, you know, being taken for
a ride. Almost feel like that.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
I can feel like that sometimes.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
On stage and out there. I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
Jeez, God, hey, listen to Hodarky Man four to seven
every weekday. You will love that so good, you'll honestly
you'll love it. Yeah, it's been great.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Good on you.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Yeah,
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