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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
Seven every weekday on Radio Hurdreckare thanks mate, good on you, mate.
Should we just call it today fell us and go
straight to them?
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'll tell you what. I had a good one on
the way here. So my kid has continued to be
sex So she has sick Friday Tuesday. Now she's doing
the same workout things. She's trying to bulk up and
she's gonna get ripped for R and V. Isn't she five? Yeah?
And and so anyway, there's a doc today today. So
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the missus came home from work so that she could
replace me at three and then I could come here.
So all good, missus running a little bit late, I
jump in the catch. She pulls into the driveway. Asshole park,
Can I say as well? She pulls into the driveway
but parks over the footpath. What kind of a piece
of unbelievable. But she thought she'd only be there for
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a couple of minutes anyway, So I jump in her
cart and I drive here, and I get about ten
meters away from the building. When I get a phone
call from here and she says, have you got the
keys for both the cats? And I say yes, no spears,
And then I turn around and I drive all the
way home, which isn't that fair? And give her the
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key and then I came all the way back, which
is what I was late. Did you say? Here you go?
Speaker 2 (01:29):
That's happened?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
She's like, here he is. It's difficult to be the
guy's for fox sake when you've had such a shoka.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yeah, because my wife and I do that all the time,
which she like, especially if she borrows my car. She'll
just automatically put my keys in her bag and she's
got her own car, and then she'll go and drive
her car off to work, and I'll go, have you
got my car keys? After I've been infing and jeffing
around the house, where the.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Fuck are my car keys? Yeah? Do you know how
do you interchange cars? It's just like whichever car is there?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Not really only generally speaking, if like we're picking up
the door to and one of us has low one.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Gas on the weekend, but during the week not because
she's got an electric cars that's cheap. As she drives
miles away. Yeah right, and then also my cars tied
up to free parking at the gym fitness. I got
thet baby.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
One of my mates who probably listens to this, he
piece he's another guy he made love to. Yeah, that's
the one pucket at his house who and his wife
have two cars. And then what everyone's parked at the
back is just whichever that's the car, whoever leaving will
make sense. So they're constantly swapping cars, which is fine
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except for I would fucking hate that.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Would You don't know why.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
It's just like, this is my car is here and
has all my stuff in it, and if she's taking it, the.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Only thing that would annoy me would be and that
wouldn't really annoy me in the seat and doing the
mirrors every single time.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
We have a very clear delineation between our cars generally speaking, dories, No,
actually it's not. My car is actually really tidy, and
actually I need to give it a bit of a
clean this weekend. I'm in the outside, but here's just atrocious.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
In fact, whenever I get out of her car, I
always leave with handfuls of rubbish and I have a.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Go what sort of things you got in there?
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Generally sort of lolly wrappers.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
She big on the lollies. She loves her lollies, big
on the nippies. And you also give your cigarette packets
and well cheese fuddly enough.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Today I went out to the gym and I came
back and I looked down on the passenger a little
well there, and I went and there was three Nippies
cartons and one flavor, you know, like iced coffee milk
from the super market. I mean to give that a
bit of a clean out. Yeah, hide the evidence.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I like your innocent little treats though, Yeah, and wrong
with little nippies.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Yeah, that's fine, man.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
And I had another one today. I almost every day
I buy nippies and I've got and I chastise myself
because I I don't need this, but it's just it's
just habit, and I'm doing it out of habit.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
So you know, maybe a creature of habit. J what
are you gonna do? That's true, But it's totally innocent,
you know. Yeah. I like it? Yeah, you love it?
You fucking love it. I love it. You love it.
I like it. How you going with the cities, I'm
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not going great either. I'm also not going because I
meant to be doing one hundred days. It's fucking struggle
this time. I've never I can't remember the last time
I haven't done a hundred days. Yeah, and I am
ugly this time around. Yeah. I did a month and
then a couple of weeks. In a few weeks, it's
just like, pretty good.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
I've got some stuff. I've got some stuff.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
But I hate myself.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
That's bugging me.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Oh yes, And until I.
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Resolve it, which I can't do at the moment, it
gives me anxiety and that keeps me on the darry.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Have you thought about going for a walk, going for
a run?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Well, I go to the gym. Yeah yeah, but you
know that, to be fair, there's not a lot of
cardio going on.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
I'm okay. So we drink, and I think we drink
on the weekend. Did we feels? What would you had
your Father's Day? I did?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Well?
Speaker 3 (05:45):
That was at home with the misses, which was absolutely magnificent.
Basket was a good day. Beautiful day, wasn't it here?
Just one of those days? Oh man? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
this is life. Yea, that was good. And then I said, look,
let not drink because I've got to make fiftieth or
fortieth or something over on whic in a few weeks,
So let's just do that. No drinking until then. Yeah,
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she had a beer at lunch today, she got home
last night, she'd opened a bottle of wine. Yeah, look,
I had some Siggy's lefts to the You go on,
my god, it's good, Chase.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Look, you don't need to tell me, Mogi. And that's
why I made the point the.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Whole Racky Bee Show wee days from four on Radio Hurarchy,
they Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
As I was walking in, there's a dude on the
corner of the and the sun.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Heaven.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
His beer is he and here's here's here's the difficult
And you'll agree with this, Geezy, because the weather does
have an impact on your way of thinking. And you
know you're driving home, probably, Mogi, it's a beautiful sunny evening.
You think glass of wine or a cold beer would
be nice.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I suppose if you're driving home and it's passing with
ray and it's cold, and put the firearm, get the
whiskey out.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Beautiful drive home. The person rain have a dart having nippies,
that's that's good. Man living.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
I never have a Nippies on the way home. It's
always coming in.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
You is your new place? Your place?
Speaker 1 (07:15):
You?
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Does that have a nice outdoor area with someun where
you can sit and have a beer?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Yeah, it's got three.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
That's a problem because I'm building my deck next month
with my dad. Until that's built, I'm not actually that
affected by wanting to have beers in the sun unless
I go to a pub or someone else. But once
that's built, I'm going to be having deck beers.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
A lot of differences in the front of my house,
we had a little deck there and that just gets bathe.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Jason, when you're gonna invite us to your house, when
do you want to come? But you always say that
Because I was talking to someone who you used to
work with, who was literally like, because Jason invited you
to his house, I was like, yeah, he never invited
me either.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Well, that could only be Lee.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
No, I think it was Matt never invited me.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
I've never invited you to my house, but I will
once the decks done, because my house this isn't for
hosting yet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Wow is yours? Wow? The sun lounge? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Got the sun lounge?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
True?
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Actually our house.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
Is a really spoke inside. That's what really.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Our house is a really good party house. And ironically
we don't have party because we've got the lounge and
then we've got the little sun lounge and then we've
got the deck out the back. But here's the problem.
We're doing a lot like we're just about to get
our old sweet done. Yeah, but our deck is fucked.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Is it.
Speaker 5 (08:27):
Yeah, it's just really old around our house, ratty as
fuckod bang bang bang bang bang. Today went outside and
the old guy, the old fellow there, Bill that does
the maintenance, Woody, that his name that his name is
about seventy odd and he's got an off side of
there as a younger fellow there, and he's just fucking
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just bolding and hammering away on the fucking deck.
Speaker 3 (08:53):
And I was like, you know, it's like good, no,
there's a lot of rotten this. So oh yeah, so
if you're coming over, man, give us a ring. My
daughter's sick of sleep inside. Ah, right, you're right, it's
not really the point. Yes, the pointer is just don't
fucking wonder on.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
St Yeah, well you can't do that.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
Nah.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
You know, he's one of those guy. He's a funny
guy though, he just sort of walks into your house
as well, just going to take a dump, get on
your woody. Fuck it. He sounds like a backbone there,
he's a bit of a backbone.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I remember once we hired this. He was a carpenter,
really like Joseph, and he was and we invited him
inside and he was my wife, and I just got
the sense, did.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
You're from one beer? And he wouldn't fuck off?
Speaker 2 (09:31):
No, but we've got the sense that he was lonely,
and you know, we said to him, you know, would
you like to come in and have a cup of coffee?
Oh yeah, he was old airs and you know, and
then he was bitching about how everyone wants what do
they call testimonials for jobs and bah bah he's been
doing it for thirty odd years. But he said, you know,
I do a good job. I really look after myself.
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You know, I live in a caravan and a park
out and blah blah blah blah blah, but I look
after myself and I buy you know, two k you
have mints every week and that does me for the week.
And it was it was just.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
This kind of it was this sad kind of but
that's what. That's what success is.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
And he did a fucking terrible job, but we didn't
have the heart to go.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
That's why this is why you're on the Mints. Brother.
How much was he changing?
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I was ages ago. I'm a bit more savvy now
when it comes to hiring and making sure things. I am,
you know, after I've had some real challenges in terms
of my Yeah, that was a driveway. Driveway was actually
not too bad in the end. The bathroom was that
was pretty good now the new bathroom. And I'm communicating
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with all the involved party. I had the plumber come
around today, true story. And he was meant to come
sort of early afternoon. I was literally totally nude about
to step into the shower, about to step into the
shower and my dog. I heard my dog go absolutely
batshit crazy, and I went, oh God.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
So he turned up a bit early.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
So I had to put on and the thing was
because I hadn't showered and I usually wear a hat
in the morning, I forgot to put my head on
and I looked in the mirror as I was going up,
going up towards the drive and my hair was just
just massive.
Speaker 3 (11:22):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Mark.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
It looks crazy and he must have.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
Just gone, what the fuck is this, dude?
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Yeah, it a sore throat. I've got a bit of
a sore throat. Same here.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
I was thinking that today. Actually, yeah, not even joking.
There's this This bike came up for sale, right and
toed on it. Oh, yes you want the old bike?
Here one I want And it was a really good price.
How much I think it was like three and a
half grand?
Speaker 3 (11:45):
Get it? What are you doing? So?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
I messaged it because it's it's from the seventies, hasn't
been registered in New Zealand since seventy nine, right, so
you have to make sure the internals of the engine
are in working ish order so that you can restore
it without having to pull the whole thing to bits.
It could be a performance rang my dad. I was
a dad sings a really good price. I messaged the guy.
He reckons he's got a couple of people coming to
look at it this week and I was trying to
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angling towards Rick and you can go and have a
look for me. It was like ten minutes up the
road and he's like, trust me, mate, if it's still there,
but it'll it'll still be there.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
Bout the weekend, you know.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
And then and he was like and basically trying to
be like, look, you don't want to look too keen,
you know, sending me around there. Blah blah blah blah.
The guy messaged me like a hour ago. Hey, it's
he sold full price, first guy that saw it.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, And I was like, that's not how it works,
because he used to wheel and deal for a living
with old that and then.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
But the thing is, we have we have no idea
if it would have been a nightmare or not, because
if you buy something old and mechanical, it could be
a fucking nightmare on the.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
Couch going you want to you don't want to give
me out there to FAD's all like that. He was
just like, trust me, we'll get there. We'll be able
to strong if it's worth it sounds like a piece
of ship.
Speaker 4 (12:57):
So I text him. I was like, that bike sold,
first guy that's saw it, paid full price for it
and took it. He's like, ah, it was either a
nightmare or an absolute bargain.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
You never mentioned the bargain. But dead oh good ship,
there we go. The right one will come along. Keys
to be man. No, that's all goods.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
That's right, all goods fellas. Hey, listen to Ford or
seven every weekday.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Man, it's great, it's really good. Very similar to this. No,
you got weird wines on your head from your hat.
Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yeah, I was giving me a headmache.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
Are you were good? Man?
Speaker 2 (13:30):
Get a bit woozy.