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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was Night and Day. Anytime it is
a good time for a thick shake from Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Welcome this big show, Jason hitch.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
My note and I'll give your mad Bastard's great to
have your company this glorious Wednesday afternoon. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night and.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Maggie Ustelion, Hell's Life.

Speaker 5 (00:34):
Gabrie Grassi, your mad dog, You're six son of a bee.
Although I've got something bugging me? Man, Oh is it
bugging you?

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:43):
I'm bugging.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
What's that?

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
David Nika's opponent has failed a drug test. Yeah, it
was pulled out of their bout that will be taking
place in ten days time up here at the Viaduct
Events Center. Yes, Hoordy j yourself and myself will be
hosting a couple of backbones on the Backbone Table, the
competition currently running, and now Nyuka is seeking a new opponent. Yes,

(01:19):
and I believe you have some news around there?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Is this breaking news?

Speaker 3 (01:24):
Yeah? I guess.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Certainly not the throbber whatever that was.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Sorry, let's redo that this is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (01:39):
I can confirm I have been approached to get back
into the ring, you know, And I'll be honest with
you and my heyday, David wouldn't have had a her
of a chance of getting anywhere near me.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
He wouldn't have had a horror of a chance.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
And the reality is, I haven't haven't boxed for a
long time. But it's like just getting back on the horse, really,
isn't it. I'm considering it. Yeah, it really comes down
to the purse at this stage, you know what I mean,
And how much my cutters. And also I don't you know,
I think he's a great boxer and I think he's

(02:20):
got a big future. I don't want to ruin that
by smacking the living.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
But Jesus said, well, you want to be the best,
you've got to beat the best.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
I guess, So I guess, And those those are the
things that I'm tampling at the moment. Mogi Hurricane they
used to call you, Oh they did, Yeah, heroin hot.
But I'll be thinking about it over the next day
or two, and I'll let you know when I've come
to a decision. Keezy, Hello, it's such a cool camo shit, man,
where did you get that from? Chase?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Actually, just quickly, yes, bugging. It really bugs me when
you and out we're clothes and wearing and say that
cool because I know you don't mean it.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
You know, I think that is it a caterpillar?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
That's a cat like the bulldozer, isn't there?

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, caterpillars? Yeah No, I don't think it
looks really pillars. It looks really good on you.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
I reckon, it's what would be the best word for.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
It, but yeah, it's manly. Well butch Yeah, but okay, butch,
it's butch. And I just think because you know you're
wearing your Chevrolet cap.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I hate that the word chevrolet has become a joke now,
no pact.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I just CAZy. It's one of the important things to
learn is to take a compliment.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Okay, thanks Jase, just.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Dont get that. I think you look really neat today.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Thanks Jase, You're not really good as well, man, Thanks Buddy,
even Buddy just then, you know, it's just thanks Tiger.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Isn't it a rage?

Speaker 1 (03:57):
The whole?

Speaker 6 (03:57):
A Big shows with Jason Hoy, Mike Minogue and Keysy kind.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Of thinger there on the radio.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Holdanky big show this Wednesday afternoon. The time is fourteen
minutes past four, and all.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Is well, yeah, it sure is. Man, Hey, I got
this thing going on at my place. I was doing
some renos. Yeah yeah, crenovation Chat, Renovation Chat, Renovation Chat, Uka,
renovation Chat. We were Jason Mike Tune as a banger.

(04:29):
We moved into a new house about three or four
months ago. We're renting it. We're not rich like Kezy.
So what we do is when you move into a house,
you get all of your stuff and then you realize
probably got too much stuff or the wrong stuff, and
then you just leave stuff lying around for what's it
been four months?

Speaker 3 (04:46):
It has been four months, Yes, can totally relate to that.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
So just heaps of pictures and stuff leaning up against
walls and all that sort of stuff. Well, anyway, at
the weekend, we decided, right, we're into it, man, We're
going to get this sorted out. And that's that. Pictures
are going up, We're getting selling furnitu, we're getting rid
of furniture, we're giving furniture away, we get new furniture.
We're doing all of these things. Well, of course, the first,
you know, sort of obstacle we ran into is that
we couldn't agree on anything. Yes, let's put this picture there. No,

(05:13):
don't like it there? What about here? Nah? What about here?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (05:18):
Is that you suggesting and her deny it? It doesn't
matter either her or me and I just cannot. We
just absolutely are one thousand percent not on the same
page when it comes to you. Even like I've got
a whole bunch of stuff, this music, sort of memorabilia stuff,
and I was like, Oh, we could frame it like this,
and we could do this and do that. Nah, Now
why don't we just nah? And it just it's so deflating.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (05:40):
Because you're excited about setting up your new house generally,
but when you met with a barrage of disa great agreement,
I just pretty quickly I was like, you know what,
I think this is a part of the relationship which
I think most couples come to, and that is that
the woman can just own the house and I'll find,

(06:01):
you know, somewhere in the back guarden, you know a
little bit of earth, you palm over the top of it,
and I can just go out there and smoke D's
in the rain, and that could be my house. That's
your man cave, that's my man cave. Yes, So what
I said was, look, all I want. All I want
is just a mirror when you come in the front door.
A big air is a huge mirror. Because when we

(06:21):
moved into the house, that guy had something similar there
and I really liked it, and she said, what about
this goind of mirror? Said I don't like that. It's
got to be the kind of mirror that I like.
And then outside of that, the whole house is yours.
You can do whatever you want. And I'm just done
with the having the conversations about it because they're not conversations,
it's just suggestions. I set it up and she spikes it.
She sets it up, I spike it. Yeah, there's no

(06:44):
joy in it, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
And that's to do with like not only which art
goes where, but how you're even hanging it up. Yeah,
things like that.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Well, not the how, more just the it's more. It
is more the placement. So I was like, Oh, we've
got all this cool music memory, but god, that'll be
good in the hallway. I like the idea of having
people over and then they're just sort of wandering around
the house and then they're like they're finding cool stuff
all over the house. She's like, Nah, it's heaven in
the dining room. It's for everyone, will be.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
All right.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
By the way, I like the idea of the hallway, bitter.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
I like the idea. Well, weirdly enough, a couple of days.
I just came back and she said, I think you're
right about the hallway, but I haven't got a couple
of days for everything we talk about.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
Can I say something contra controversial here, because I'll get
the siren. I know what you're saying. I know what
you're saying, Magie. I think I have better taste than
my wife.

Speaker 1 (07:35):
Yeah, that is so sexist. That's a sexism alarm.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
By the way, I think I have a better eye
than my wife. Just one though, and we run into
the same issues. Yeah, Like because we've got a lot
of quite a bit of art now and I'm very
particular about where I like it, and she's very particular. Yes,
And as it turns out, she wins.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
I was just going to say, who wins out? Yeah, yeah,
thank you. I've got some stuff that I've had for
years that is really meaningful to me. Yeah, that I've
taken everywhere with me, Like I wanted to put a
picture up in the bedroom and she's just like, absolutely no.
So we've hit it for you. Ever, Well, it means
something to me. What was the picture of Pamela Anderson
from Baywatch? Or like a poster you remember that?

Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, like a.

Speaker 5 (08:25):
Poster and you sort of put it up on a
forty five. It's still got the original blue tech on it.
Oh wow, And she's just like absolutely not. That sucks, man,
So you should be allowed that.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
I know.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I'm interested in other couples out there on three four
eight three have a similar problem in their homes in
terms of who gets it aside what.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yeah, text through three four eight three in the drawer
for a fifty night and day about trip you do?
How's this picture hanging? How's this text hanging? Pictures? Is
not renovations? Whatever?

Speaker 6 (08:53):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisya.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Indeed a menop there on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, twenty five minutes past four o'clock. I
believe we have some admin Captain admin.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
My name's not Captain admin. It's keasy, but we do
have some admin the twenty five.

Speaker 3 (09:16):
Ye you are Captain admin.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah. I mean I'm Chris really Chris, Captain Chris Key,
Yeah yeah, Captain Abmin.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
That's one.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
The twenty five grand fiddler is currently happening on Hoduky.
If you hear a song with some fiddle mixed into it,
give us a call on oh eight hundred Hoduky. Call
the number one hundred boom, one thousand dollars. How keep
an air out and get ready to call oh eight
hundred Hoducky. So there's your Edmin done. We're chatting renovations
fell as Mogi renovating his house at the moment, finally
hanging up all the pictures and the pieces of artwork.

(09:44):
Three months have been you've been in your house.

Speaker 5 (09:46):
Three or four months, man, And we got to the
point this weekend where we decided we'd put it all up.
And then we realized that we disagreed on absolutely everything.
And I got to the point where I just said, look,
you know what, you just do it. You put everything out,
put it wherever you want, and I'm just going to
tap out.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Well, this is a lot of people are agreeing with
you on three four eight three, especially this. My wife
lets me put my sower.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Ballad.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
My wife lets me put my stuff up wherever I want,
as long as it's in the garage. Yes, which is
something that I have an issue with. My wife will
be like, oh that's really cool. You can put that
up in the garage.

Speaker 3 (10:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
I don't hang out in the garage. I go on
the hop on a car and back out of it.

Speaker 5 (10:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Yes, good a fellas. I've had my stuff in boxes
and the shed for eight years.

Speaker 5 (10:29):
Feeling your pain, yeah, yeah, on that thing with the
shed there, I had it jas Actually I got you
one of these things. That was the scorecard for the
cricket when we won the Wiltiest Championship against against India.
So I got this card. You know, it's beautiful, beautiful
thing it is, and it got it framed up and
it turned up at the house and I said it's good,

(10:50):
isn't it. She goes, oh my god, this is my wife.
She says, oh, that will look so good at the office.

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:58):
I mean it's genius, though, isn't it to think that way,
not like oh no, I don't like it, take it
to the office, but to flatter you andto saying oh
my god, yeah, like I'm a complete idiot. And she
got to get.

Speaker 3 (11:09):
I bought my wife a couple of small little paintings
which were really nice. Have I guess where they are.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
At the office. No, you don't have an office as
a ship.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
In the bog.

Speaker 5 (11:20):
Behind the door.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Yeah, yeah, this.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
Is a great one. My partner puts her filthy Crusader
stuff on one side of the room and I put
my beautiful Blues and Warriors stuff on the other side.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
Well that's come up as well.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Well, because I have a similar situation where I have
heaps of really cool old gaming stuff. How so oh,
you know, like my old consoles and stuff from when
I was a wee lad, when I was a little
kezy there, and I've got them all in big boxes
and stuff. And I'd love to put some of my
retro stuff out and around the place, and my wife
just says, no, no, you can put that in the garage,

(11:56):
you know. Yeah, it's cool. I've like, I've got a
big poster from the Collector's edition of Buzzy Island five
which I would love to put up, And she's like, yeah,
that looks so good in the garage too. Sure what
Buzzy Island five poster?

Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think, you know, And it's that whole thing too.
I don't know if it's the same for you guys,
but the whole throw cushion thing and et cetera, et cetera,
that tends to be highly orientated to one sex. I
don't know if that's fear or enough, it's true not.
All I know is I'm not into it, no, neither
of I've got lots of them.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yes, just quickly, I'm just going to quickly play this. Yeah,
I just just because there was sexist I realized that I.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Am absolutely fringing on that comment. But that's my vibe
that I have about it. Yeah, okay, throw the throw
cushion thing is more favored by woman than it is
by me.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
How many do you have?

Speaker 4 (12:51):
Right?

Speaker 1 (12:51):
How many do you have on your couch? How many
throw cushions are on your couch?

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Well, I can tell you how many cushions we have
on our couch? Is sex?

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I have sex as well. It's way too many. Yes,
every time I got to sit down, I have to
move all of them and put them on the floor.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
And on a night, what's that about other couch? We
have none? And I'll be lying on the couch and
I'll say to my wife can I have one of
your cushions?

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Keep the conversation happening on three four eight three, by
the way, and also keeping out for the old fiddler
could strike at any moment.

Speaker 6 (13:19):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky Nirvana.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is four thirty eight, So it's time for this.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Hi GDP Money invest Rip the bastards off, huge fun
food stamp stocks, exchange fat corn profits, hedge fat baby stocks,
the financial Report with a big shoe.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah. This came about because we're aware of the fact
that many people are struggling out there financially, a lot
of people wondering what to do with money, you know,
what to invest in and that sort of thing, and
we thought it would be a useful thing to have
on our show where we discuss what's working financially, what
you can do in terms of budgets and stuff like that.

(14:07):
And as an example, I've invested in shares and a
lot of people come to me and they, you know,
they ask investing advice.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Mogie.

Speaker 5 (14:16):
Yeah, I've got a question for you, jas because I'm
not you know, I'm pretty green when it comes to
this investment sort of stuff, Can you explain to me
what a share is?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Look, I don't want to digress from what I was
going to talk about, because it's important that we don't
lose track of.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Question.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
That's a good question.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
It is something that you buy into from a company,
so you have a share of ownership of that company
through the shares that go on to the stock market. Now,
a lot of people come up to me and they say,
what should I invest in? Watch you know that sort
of thing, and.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's sort of like a share of a unit of
equity ownership in the capital stock of a corporation.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Well, if you want to get technical, yes, yeah, you know.
And one of the things I always say to people
when it comes to investing is to have a very
diverse portfolio. And the reason that you need a diverse
portfolio is because if you have a little loss there,
then it can be compensated with another sort of investment
in another area. So rather than to put all your

(15:17):
chips into one basket and that could go up or
down or fail and then you're in a world of trouble,
have a diverse investment strategy. For example, I had an
absolute horror of a time on the share market today.
My shares were devastated, devastated, big loss. But fortunately I

(15:38):
can supplicant that with other investments that I've made in
other areas.

Speaker 1 (15:44):
How much how much did you lose.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
On the share market? You mean in dollar terms?

Speaker 5 (15:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Probably three bucks?

Speaker 5 (15:51):
Yeah. How's that sort as a percentage of your total investment?

Speaker 3 (15:55):
About zero point five four percent of my of my
investment stage. It was a terrible day.

Speaker 5 (16:02):
About six hundred bucks invested in the stock market. That's
good man, Well, it's quite accurate.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
It's about seven.

Speaker 1 (16:10):
Another route you can go down is crypto. Yeah, yeah, sure,
which is the sort of area of the market that
I've been involved with for a long time. People think bitcoin,
you know, sure, but it's I think it's like fifty
six thousand US dollars for one bitcoin now.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Yes, crazy, crazy, I got any cheaper ones?

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Yeh. Cupcake coin we touched on that last time. That's
gone up twenty bucks per coin. It was at twenty
three dollars. It's now forty three. So you've got to
jump on these things quick.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
How many cupcakes do you have?

Speaker 1 (16:39):
How many cupcake coins? I've got a whole tray of them.
Oh right, okay, N twelve really good eating. Have you
guys heard it? You've heard a bitcoin?

Speaker 5 (16:47):
Yes, just talking about again.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
One's called kit Boy. Oh nice, similar thing, except for
it's worth it's not the opposite, so it's actually negative
fifty six thousand right now.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
But anyway, is that yes, if you jump on it
now or down?

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, this is the thing jumping when you know, when
it's plummeted like that, that's when you jump in there.
Just put all your money into the one thing if
it's plummeted, because sure as chips, it's going to go
back up.

Speaker 1 (17:13):
Or down or down. Good point. Have you heard of ethereum? Yes,
aquarium they're building one where Huntley, so that could be
a good thing to invest in, you know, bring tourism
back to Huntley. Now there's that sort of bypass.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I know that's not crept. I just think it's a
really good saving.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
There's also some really good pie places in Huntley.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
That's right, Jack Jais that's really that's a really good point.
Thanks man, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I'm always I'm sort of something that's interested in high volatility,
high risk, high rewards sort of stuff. So I'm Queen
of the Nile all day.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
Yeah, okay, and hunting on the warriors.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:49):
The thing about Queen of the Nile or two. At
some point she's going to pay out, oh yeah, and
when she does, you'll be a rich man slash woman.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Lit luck be your lady tonight is what I always say.
Keasy one wad cover. I've never heard you say. I say, yeah,
that's weird?

Speaker 4 (18:04):
Is it?

Speaker 6 (18:04):
For d Hurdiarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kisey. It sounds like they've struck again the radio
Hodichy twenty five grand fiddlerd.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
He is.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Indeed, for some reason, people love this fiddler stuff, don't they.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Well don't they?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
It's because they get a one thousand dollars the money?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah yeah, what one thousand dollars?

Speaker 5 (18:28):
Yeah money.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Having said that, that Frands fitt an end song with
some fiddle mix until it was actually pretty awesome.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
It was really good. Yeah. Now call a number one hundred,
of course, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay, Ashley,
how's live?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Hi? That's good?

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Thank you, that's good, Yeah, very well, thank you, Ashley. Unfortunately,
you'll call a number ninety eight. Thank you anyway, Well
try again Ashley please? Oh will good on your mate?
Get a Ollie from Done Sandal, How's life?

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Pretty good?

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Good on your mate. What do you do for a crust?
Dolly Trimmy O. Good on your mate, But unfortunately you're
calling number ninety nine. Try again, Ollie Stew from Otago,
how's life?

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Oh? Pretty good stuff Stew?

Speaker 3 (19:19):
What do you do for a crust?

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Grandma basically out seasons.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
On you man.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Well, I'll tell you what you can add one thousand
dollars to your bank balance. How does that sound?

Speaker 4 (19:35):
Awesome? Day center sound? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Good on your mate. Thousand dollars coming your way because
you kept out for that fiddler, and just reminder for
everyone out there listening that it could strike again at
any moments to stay listening.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah, beautiful, enjoy that thousand dollars to you. I hand
you over to Pudson Studio B. Thanks mate.

Speaker 5 (19:56):
I've just had a text comes through on three for
eight three. Now you boys rigged this one the fiddler
apparently according to this texture, So why did you do that? Jas?

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Why did I read it?

Speaker 5 (20:06):
Yeah? Well, I'm not sure how I could well seems
like they know what they're talking about.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
I think you purposely read it to the guy with
the mounted phone Woodman, Yeah, I couln't understand what he
was saying, so that your Yeah, Jay's shame on you man.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
Yeah, sorry, feels hey, But keeping their out could be
you tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
This wezer you hear it could strike in this song?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wow, that's not going to or is it?

Speaker 6 (20:33):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Hold Ikey, welcome back your massive bagbones. Hope your Wednesday
is going along very nicely. What a beautiful evening feels
It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
CAZy and you Jason as well, but mostly Kezy look
beautiful in the evening sunlight.

Speaker 3 (20:52):
Yeah yeah, and your cat shit is just pining. The
camo is just going off for your Kezy. It's sucking
good man?

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Who sponsors the show?

Speaker 3 (21:02):
Again?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
I can't remember?

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Oh night.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Day, and I've just star a little memo here.

Speaker 5 (21:13):
What does it say? Oh?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
No, I feel like I should.

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh okay, I think they wanted me to tell you
I thought it was a secret.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, no, no, they wanted me to say that anytime
is a good time. For a thick shake from Night
and Day.

Speaker 5 (21:27):
What about if you've got a bad cold, because I
find when I have deary, it really buggles with the flem.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
Well, especially if your massive honker is blocked out.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Well, how are you drinking it?

Speaker 3 (21:35):
Wow? You just got to suck at hard, real hard
number one.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Yeah, and you know I do for the best milkshakes,
thick shakes and super thick shakes. Hit up your local
night and Day.

Speaker 3 (21:47):
Hey, now listen, breaking news is it?

Speaker 1 (21:51):
This is breaking news.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
We mentioned at the top of the show that David
Nieker's opponent in the box sing there got done for
a drug test, even done for one he have. He
didn't pass the drug test, and so they're looking for
a new opponent, and I believe we have an update ours.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
We certainly do have an update. The update is that
they have already locked in an opponent for David Yuka
to face. Apparently this person's actually better than Chaparrello and
does less drugs. So they will be announcing that I
believe four pm tomorrow. So the announcement is that it's
going to be but they've already found someone. Of course,
the night was going ahead anyway, which is great because

(22:34):
there's a whole of undercards and stuff like that. But
they have a new opponent for him. He's an even
better fighter, and that is happening tomorrow at four pm.

Speaker 5 (22:40):
Is it Mike Tyson?

Speaker 1 (22:42):
It's not Mike Tyson, but or is He does the
same sport as Mike Tyson as.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
There in the show Fellows, I've been approached. Let's just
wait till tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (22:51):
Okay, good stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
No, but this person's better than Caperello.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
He is.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
He is till the.

Speaker 6 (22:57):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy
Primal screen there on the radio, ho Darky Big Show
this Wednesday afternoon, sixteen minutes past five o'clock.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
And I believe it was a big day for you today, Keezy.
A landmark day, wasn't it? Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:13):
Yeah, it was. It was a big day for me
this morning. I successfully did my basic handling and skills
tests on a motorbike, which means that I can now
sit my learners. Oh yeah, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
What kind of bike were you on?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
It was like a little Suzuki one fifty thing road bike.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
That's one hundred and fifty ccs is it?

Speaker 4 (23:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (23:38):
That's right.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
It was a little twin cylinder number yeah, five gears,
one down, four up.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
You know the interesting thing about that is I'd really
struggle on that because, of course, Maggie, we used to
the massive hogs that you know, we usually big ride,
so something like that would just be like a little
toy for me.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Well, this is actually the funny thing. And get ready
to laugh. I really when I was on it that
I haven't actually written ridden a road bike before. I've
only ever ridden dirt bikes.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a dirt track.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
Keasy that's what they call you.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
That's the one because that's why you wore the Camo
shirt today.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah, because everyone knows when you're on a motorbike you
have to have a Camo shirt on y.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
B back in the day or the mud would flick
up from the back when you were out in the
out back there and then get your shirt duty.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
I didn't ride in the outback, didn't you? And I
had a mud flap on my little bike, so all
the dirt flicking out was sweet airs, but.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Missed out then if you haven't you know, ridden in
the outback.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
At the old outback dirt track and The funny thing
was because you literally hop on a little bike and
he goes, now, do you know how to start a bike?

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (24:45):
And you don't want to be the guys like, you know,
I know how to do it, So you go, okay,
how do you start?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
This?

Speaker 1 (24:48):
One's you know, ignition on clutching and then you push
the button and blah blah you might need to have
some break and all this sort of stuff. I'll get
you just to take off and you're literally in a
car park. You've got a fluo vest on and he's
putt owns out and he's like, don't go out of
first gear, just get comfortable with the bike.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Really nice guy, Paul, by the way, did a really
great job.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
And I was just sort of like you said, he
was a buffoon.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Did I? I don't remember saying that I must have
those You wouldn't have brought it up.

Speaker 3 (25:16):
I mean said he looked stupid and bro sort of
jacket thingy.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Did I say that?

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
So anyway, I'm just driving around this car park in
first gear, just learning how to stop, and he goes,
before we start, just want to let let you know
one thing. No, we hadn't done the test yet it
was just getting used to the bike, he said, because
he said, you've obviously done a lot of dirt biking,
you know, you obviously don't get photocross. Yeah, dirt track
and he referred to it as and I was like,
come on, Paul, your buffoon. Of course I have. And

(25:46):
then he said, because you your stance is aggressive. I'm
on it like I'm about to hit some tiny little jumps. Yeah,
a little bit of mud and stuff. Yeah, poos Jason.
Yet and he's like, you've got to change your You've
got to change your stance. Like let's say you go

(26:06):
for a ride. You know, let's say where do you like,
where are you going to ride? I might write to
Totunger eventually once I've got my license. So that's a
three hour journey. You're going to ride it with your
elbows up really griffin like, you know, so you're going
to relax and just you know, but managed to do
it all went around this.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
He sat behind you and sort of helped you on
the bike, and he sort of guided you and just
made you calm down and stuff. Is that right? It's
relaxed you. No, that's how you do it.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Did he rub your shoulders.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Yeah, jac rubbed my shoulders could yeah.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:37):
And was that good? Yeah? That was good because that's
the thing when you can't get very tense, especially when
you're underppreciate, someone like Paul there to help you out.
And that's what he's there for, isn't he Because he's
a teacher, to make you feel better? Yeah, and then
to have you call him a buffoon. No, hang on,
that's not what that's not.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
But the funny thing was when I was actually doing
the test, even though it was very easy, like take
off figure of appul over there, not really easy, I
was really nervous, yeah, because I hadn't been tested. Yeah,
and I thought I was gonna stuff the whole thing up.
And then at the end I was like, did I
do it? Okay, you were totally fine?

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Tested for what?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
For the motorbike?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Literally the whole thing? Jase, Actually, do you guys still
have a motorbike game?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
The here he scrapes.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Yeah, if I get my license and a bike, can
I join?

Speaker 5 (27:26):
Oh jeez, you're not allowed to talk over the song
when they're singing.

Speaker 4 (27:32):
Hey.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
The Hiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Did maybe there on the radio Kodarky Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is, Hey, fell.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I've just got some quick admin. If that's all good,
I just do it really quick so it doesn't.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Now worries Captain Admin.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Huge news. Of course, you've got David Nyika who was
fighting Caparello from Oz. He has failed his drugs test.
Tomorrow four pm they're gonna announcing who his new opponent
is going to be. However, if you would like to
be at that fight, which is next Saturday, the fourteenth
of September at Vidact Events Center, sitting at a table,
the Backbone Table with free free food, free drinks, you've

(28:16):
got to wear a suit, and being hosted by Hordy
J Mike Minogue. Text the word fight to three four
eight three. You'll get a link and if you want
to watch it instead on the old Telly there, go
to design dot com. It's about daz.

Speaker 3 (28:28):
Inn and there's going to be an announcement on that
tomorrow who is new opponent. When you think about when
you think about it, Fellas, it's actually a pain in
the ass man because he'd be training for that specific
fight here and then to have to turn around with
just a few days left and fight something completely I.

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Think it's massively disrespectful of Caporello. He was on, I
want to know what drugs is on? Yes, I want
to know where he got them, Yes, and I want
to know if he's got any left and how much?

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Yes. Yes, Hey, we're just.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
Chatting Fellers, And this is actually something I've been wanting
to bring up with you guys. I've been looking for
us sort of a way to sort of get to
know you guys better, because you're quite standing not stand offish,
but it's quite hard to break into the in a circle.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
There's plenty of articles on me if you just google me.
No Mogi.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
I don't want to be looking up Mogi articles. And
believe me, I've read and even written quite a few
of them, you know. But I figured this whole me
getting my motorbike license, getting my learners and getting a bike.
You guys have a bike gang. Maybe this could be
a good way for us to hang out more. And
I want to join your bike again. What was it
called again?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Here?

Speaker 5 (29:28):
He scrats, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
That's the one. Do you have like patches and stuff?
Do you have to wear a patch with.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
That written on it?

Speaker 3 (29:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (29:35):
You got a patch on it? Okay? Yeah? On it
like a jacket on the backs replace that you would
find a patch keys. Okay, yeah, I mean it's a
bit different now, isn't it, Jason. I mean that was
many years ago when I get my bulls lasered there.
So there's a certain irony in that.

Speaker 3 (29:54):
Totally my joged enough, here are my balls for both of.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Us, which is handy.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes, that's totally handy.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
So like are your bulls here?

Speaker 5 (30:07):
That is part of.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Get to wander on and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, superhero.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
The first thing we look at it was look at
as your balls basically.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Okay, and it's like, you know, you've got to put
a paper there with everything written down on it, and
you go here e bull laws.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
Yes, and then we wave.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
Them well like me or no your ball right laws
and bullaws?

Speaker 1 (30:38):
Yeah right okay, And then do you at any point
do you guys like, do you guys still have motorbikes?

Speaker 5 (30:43):
We've got a motorbike. I've got one. We always had
a motorbike, and that allows one of us to ride,
bitch and take photos of the scenery, and.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
That generally it's me writing bitch, Yeah, I figured okay,
and so if I do, how many other members are there.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
There's only the tour us now everyone else got locked up.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Yeah wow, you guys are actually doing crimes in there.
Oh wow, okay, and so well fill out the form.
You'll like do weird stuff from the downstairs and then
that's it. We're good to go. You got a prospect
in it, yeah, totally.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Yeah, and generally that prospecting can take anywhere up to
sort of three years. You'll get a jacket, but it
won't have the Hero Scrapes patch on it. You just
have altro down the bottom. And then you've established like
I think whatever it was in eighty three or whatever
it was, and that's on there, but you won't have
the patch, and then eventually get the patch. But it's
sort of like being in the boy Scouts. You've got
to get your your ribbons and that you get your

(31:40):
Yeah like that, but obviously a bit more hard cool than.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Okay, just side know what I'm getting myself into.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
What do I have to do while we smack your balls?
Oh yeah, but sorry, bull us with a stick and
that goes over a forty eight hour period.

Speaker 5 (32:02):
But that's a stick of gum, right, okay, And I'll
tell you what at Tickles.

Speaker 6 (32:11):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Def lepp it there on the radio. Holdarkey Big show
this Wednesday evening. Let's have a bit of a big
show improv, shall we quite on? It sounds free lionce
camera action. Now it's time for the big show a pro. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah. This is where we try and give Keesy a
little bit of training. He wants to be an actor.
He's an aspiring actor, if I could put it that way,
and it's a struggle to get auditions out there, and
it's a struggle to get seen. So we thought, well,
why not give Keesy a little bit of training with
two of New Zealand's and I, you know, this is
what's been said about us Ja's two of New Zealand's
greatest ever actors, The Deer, Iconic Deser, worldwide fame and stardom.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Just on that. By the way, Maggie, I want to
make a public announcement here if I can very quickly.
Keysy got a callback for one of his acting jobs. Congratulations, thanks, well,
thank you, really great well down.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I thought it was one of like two or three people,
but I was told it was actually about one of five.

Speaker 3 (33:13):
Sure, yeah, still had a lot of weeks.

Speaker 5 (33:16):
Actually it's actually more than that.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I think they're just redoing it all anyway.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
So this is an opportunity today for you, Keyzy to
work with Hoody Jay and Okay dream Now. Tonight, keys
You're going to be going along to a bit of
an industry event. It's going to be a sort of
the media pressor for and screening of the latest season
of Celebrity Trees Island.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
That's right, that's what is happening tonight.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
You are a huge fan of that show. You have
been dying to get on that show. The amount of
times I've heard you banging on to Jay's to try
and get you on that show. And that's the thing.
It's like, oh man, just leave me alone. So in
this scenario, Keysy, you're going to be there to be
getting photos of your lovely wife who you're attending with.

(34:02):
You have arrived on the recarp and then you spot
Hoydy j who you know is the producer, and you
are going to try and get convinced him to let
you on the next season okay of Celebrity Treas Royland. Okay,
and here we go and action. Oh babe, babe. That
guy over there, that's Jace. He's the producer. He's the

(34:24):
producer of Rolling. Yeah, yeah, so you stay here.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
I'm just going to go over a yearn to him
and just sort of sidle up and see if I can. Yeah,
you get myself on the show for next Season's okay?

Speaker 5 (34:33):
All right? W's me luck?

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Are you excuse me there? You know you? Are you Jace?

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Are you? Yes?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
That's right? Yes, yeah, I sent your wife over there?

Speaker 5 (34:45):
Did you just my name's critic?

Speaker 3 (34:49):
It just looks like you've just left him behind it.
She's fine, coming over, that's fine, So come over. Hyeah.
So how are you loving to meet you?

Speaker 1 (34:59):
Very nice to me, you as well? Yes, actually, what.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
I'm pretty sure you didn't used to work here for
a while.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
I was here for a while. And yeah, you guys
you fired me for thieving.

Speaker 3 (35:11):
Wow, yeah that's right. Yes, it was what I was
going to say. It wasn't mean fire. Yeah, I wouldn't
do that in a million years.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Well, anyway, Jace, I'm glad you're hanging it off with
my wife.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
There.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
My name's Cres.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Sorry what was your name again?

Speaker 1 (35:29):
I'm loose?

Speaker 5 (35:30):
They call me loose.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Can we have some champagne over here? Please?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Let's Lucy by the way. Yeah, she hates trust me,
so anyway, my name's Cris by the way. Have you
heard of Radio Hduky Never? I mean, I find that's
surprising because it's been around like ages. You know, it's
a pretty iconic station, and no one really listens to it. Babe,
come on, not now, not now for this anyway.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
She's right, I mean, I mean, I think, especially with
the podcast Lucy are going on at the moment, that's
the new genre. If you will, Lucy and hang on
deaf is I'm imagining too. Yeah, now, look that.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
You may have a point there in our particular show.
It's a really good show. Actually, four to seven. You
should listen to it. We do a podcast as well.
And you know, the first week they were on, they
gave me a bit of jip about mccake being dry.
You're joking, Yeah, they did, Lucy, and if I remember correctly,
you were very upset about that and refuse to bake
anything for them for a year.

Speaker 3 (36:30):
But that's neither he Look, anything you'd make for me,
I'd be highly appreciate. Yeah, actually absolutely.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Oh yeah, yeah, to hang on loose. But yeah, Jay says,
I was saying it could be quite a nice co lab.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
You know, do you want to shrimp Lucy?

Speaker 5 (36:45):
Is that a euphorim?

Speaker 1 (36:46):
No, it's not a euphemism.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Butthole Surfers there on the Radio Hodankee Big Show this
Wednesday evening. I just want to put it out there too, actually,
because we've had a bit of an issue with this
regarding the Friday triber and I know that's a couple
of days away Feller Fellas, but I just want to
put it out there on three four eight three some
themes or ideas for the Throbber, because we keep getting

(37:15):
to the tar every Friday and going what are we
doing here?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (37:19):
What is it going to be about? The ideas? Chuck
them in there now. No.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
The issue we're having is we have a theme and
then you just completely ignore it and then pick a shit.
Last week's theme was jumping or budgying or flying. The
week before was drinking because we're at Beavana. But we
do need a new theme. Three for eight three send
it through and if we use your theme fifty dollar
Night and Day about you pretty good?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Now coming up after six o'clock. Of course, what's on
the TV with Mike Nag got.

Speaker 5 (37:45):
A good one for you tonight as well, Jose, You're
gonna love it.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
And we've got a scenario too after sex that we
want to run by that happened to actual people in
the world, and I'm curious to know how you fellas
would react in that same situation.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Sure, I'm intrigued.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Yeah, that's after six the whole.

Speaker 6 (38:03):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike, and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Hold ikey, he welcome back, your messive backbones. You're listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Night, Night
and Day on the podcast Outro Today, which is not
a podcast of the actual show at stuff we do
beyond the.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Show, really good point tends.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
To be a bit more R eighteen. It tends to
be a bit more well, not always R eighteenpies. It
can be very honest and open and you find out
a little bit more about our personal life today.

Speaker 5 (38:38):
Was crying.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
He was crying.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
That's right, I was. You just reminded me and the
little clip here is labeled treats. I think I cried
after hearing this little clip, and I think you will
turn New Zellan to rap your ears around this one.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Every day I buy a Nippies and I've got and
I chastised myself because I I don't need this, but
it's just it's just habit, and I'm doing it out
of habit, So you know, maybe.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
A creature of habit. Jo are you going to do?
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (39:09):
That's true, but it's totally innocent, you know.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, I like it?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, you love it? You love it?

Speaker 3 (39:17):
I love it, you.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
I like you love nice coffees.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Yeah, I do have my addictions. It's true. It was
cheese balls, and then it was the what was art
Betty's steam puddings and cheating on your wife, And now
it's Nippy's cheating on my wife. You suck it hard, man,
I suck it hard.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
All right?

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Hey, do you guys have any bucket till it's empty?

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Do you guys have any tattoos? Yes, just tattoos. Okay,
if you don't have any tatooes, but you'd like to
get some more. You've got something you'd like to top
them up. The New Zealand Tato and Art Festival is
happening down and New Plymouth soon. Oh yeah, John Too
going to be there. He's going to be the headlining
on the old un called stage. And you didn't forget it,

(40:03):
but if you did want to go and see the
Tatoo Festival and John Too good and also get a
five hundred old Tatoo voucher plus flights and accommodation into
hodak you dot co dot ins in and into their
What does.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Five hundred bucks get your tatoo wise these days?

Speaker 1 (40:17):
You know, probably a half uss one like what Pugs
Pug Soun's got.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
And actually, Kezy, what I was just joking Pugs?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Was that?

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Edmund?

Speaker 4 (40:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:30):
What what about it? Good? There's a change. Jim ajs
Sure as.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Blink one A two there on the radio Hoarchy Big
Show this Wednesday evening. But we have breaking news.

Speaker 1 (40:55):
This is breaking news Fellas a New Zealand couple purchased
a house and then found two hundred and thirty two
thousand dollars hidden in the roof space, all right, right,
should they be allowed to keep it? That's the question,
is that the question? So basically what's happened is they've
found it. However, because it's the house had gang affiliations

(41:17):
prior to their purchase, it's likely, but not one hundred
percent certain, to be like drug money basically.

Speaker 5 (41:25):
So you know, it could have been anything. They could
have been doing work for charity.

Speaker 1 (41:28):
It could be charity money, which sometimes happens.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
But yeah, well there you go, Magie.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
Well, my feeling is if you've bought the property, then
you own everything that is on the problem the chattels.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
The problem is it's proceeds of criminal activity.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
You can't prove that. You can't believe that.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
So that's the issue is they have to prove their
proceeds of criminal activity. Also, just going right back on
this though, way back to but like before that. No,
but so they obviously reported it. They must have reported it.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
Yeah, so there would be my first time Emma.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Well, that's the thing that I think they've got wrong
there is, you know, potentially when it comes to gang's
and if it is gang money, the memories affected Jason.
You remember when we used to be awake for days
and days just party, party, party, Your memory. Your memory
is one of the first things to go, it is,
And so they probably forgot that they had two hundred
and thirty grand up in the craul space. But as

(42:20):
soon as you go to the police and you say, hey,
I got two hundred thirty grand, then the gang members
are like, oh that and thirty grand papers next my
point a knock on the door.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
But the issue you've got is, let's say one of
these gang members all of a sudden strapped for cash
and remembers that house has got two hundred grand in
the roof. I'm going to go around there and get if.
And if they go around there, intimidate you into letting
them inside, and then they look up there and the
money's got.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
How are they going to intimidate someone like you into
letting them inside. Keys, It's just not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Just by saying keyzy, yeah, cave your facing yeah true, yeah,
Well they'll be hard with that.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Look, if if it was me, I just not tell anyone.
And then if they.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Didn't just live with the stress that someone could kill
you doesn't he doesn't get affected by stress.

Speaker 3 (43:12):
But then you know, and if someone came over and said,
blah blah blah blah blah, go oh through your boots, mate,
what are you talking about? Go up?

Speaker 5 (43:20):
I have never been would you be in the cruel space?
I've been a very few cruel spaces actually the same
over the year.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
And That's what I'd say. And then they go up
there and find it wasn't there, and.

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Then about where is it you bought your teeth?

Speaker 3 (43:33):
And then I'd go, well, I don't know. I would
never clue.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Punch your face and punch your face, and then I
say that's right.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I'd say I still don't have a clue.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
Oh would you Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:42):
And then they break your legs and then I'd say,
I still don't have a clue.

Speaker 5 (43:45):
Yeah, really yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:47):
How'd you buy that lambeau? You got out front there.

Speaker 3 (43:50):
From the money I found in the roof? Ah? You
got me, damn it. Shown podcast Hierrosmith there on the
radio Hold Donkey Show. Now for those of you that
enjoy watching a bit of TV, you should listen to
this next segment What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
Yeah, Hey, last night, feel as I watched an episode
of Seinfeld, I thought we.

Speaker 3 (44:38):
Got over that particular hump.

Speaker 5 (44:40):
I'll tell you what, man, it's a it's a later
episode there and it's old Costanza gets a starts. We're
in a two page oh here hat here. I can't
I couldn't remember it. I couldn't remember that episode because
there was a couple of Yeah, very very funny all
the way through, which has been a long time since
can say that about an episode of Old Seinfeld.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
There was that the one where there's the other guy
who they give shit about wearing the hair hat.

Speaker 5 (45:06):
Originally there's a guy he's got his hair hat on.
There's a couple of episodes, this one I watched last night.
He's got his two Peyon Kramer sets him up with
a woman Georgie boy and it turns out that she's balled,
so he's not happy about that. Meanwhile, Elaine has been
a beard for a gay guys, which means you're a
woman that was pretending to be the partner of a

(45:27):
gay dude and she falls in love.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
With that's right, and yeah, yeah, that's a classic, very.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Funny stuff, very funny. Sorry if you just tuned out
of it there. Speaking of comedies, and I mentioned it
again our last night camping a British comedy and if
you love your comedy awkward, uncomfortable, cringing in your in
your sofa gun, check it out. Written and directed by

(45:53):
Julia Davis I think her name is, who also did
Sally Forever, which is also and has a scene in
Sally Forever that I think is the most horrendous scene
I've ever seen on television where you're watching the television
going don't do it, don't do it, and they go
there fully, oh wow, So go and check it out.

(46:13):
Very funny. So when you were talking about at the India,
is not the show that you're talking about. Really, that
particular scene was part of Sally Forever, but camping is
in the very similar vein.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
And where is it when you watch it?

Speaker 5 (46:25):
Neon television?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, television, that's right, last night.

Speaker 3 (46:29):
Or maybe Disney, I might be Prime. Actually last night my.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
Wife was very tired and mind and so she was like,
can we just watch something real low steak someone I'd
have to think about. And then I was like, oh, well,
do you want to watch Country Calendar? And she's like, nah,
what about New Zealand's New Zealand's Best House. So it's
like the British guy from location like cofession location moved
over here. Your wife has a hot New Zealand guy

(46:58):
Green Design confused.

Speaker 5 (46:59):
Because she's got quite a few hall passes.

Speaker 1 (47:02):
Honestly, like a whole wallet full of them. But we
watched New Zealand's Best House and it was just this
British guy going to these really rich people's houses and
these amazing you know, and just taking you through it,
show you how massive they are, how flash they are.
And I found the whole thing a bit like, oh
this is I don't know.

Speaker 5 (47:19):
Well, I think it's a bit of a shame because
it feels like it's a direct dig at Jay's who
you know, damn well, his father in law appeared in
the first episode as the architect walking them through the
house of a very successful and beautifully made house with
a wavy, wavy roof, and I had a possibly I

(47:41):
might have.

Speaker 3 (47:41):
To correct you there, Maggie, I don't know that if
it was the first episode.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Yeah, because there was no such thing. And also I
would have noticed if your father in law's name had
popped up.

Speaker 3 (47:48):
Sure.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
And the thing I didn't like about it was the
houses were so magnificent that it made you feel bad
about your.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
House and you see you didn't like it how they're
let all the women talk.

Speaker 1 (47:58):
And I hated it that that Jason's I did not
say that. By the way, I definitely did not say that.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
What did I say?

Speaker 1 (48:06):
I don't worry about its.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kizy Soon.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday evening. Now the Music Jury New Zealand. That's where
you get to have your say on the music that
we play here at Radio Hodaki. You get to voice
your opinions about the shows and what you like about
them and what you don't like about them. And we
massively encourage people to do that because we get so

(48:34):
many text saying I don't like this song or I
don't like that. We can't do anything with that, Mogi.
But if you go on the Music Jury, we really
take note of what people say, and also there's amazing
prizes to give away if you do that.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
That's right. We understand that people out there don't want
to do something for nothing. They love a complain so
to get a song that comes on the radio don't
like it, They text and skip yes, skip yes. But
if you actually jump on board and help stay out
with our music selections, give us a little bit of feedback,
you can be in the drawer for some pretty amazing
stuff as we are today. According to.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Capt I was just going to say the guy's name
who I was about to call it the winner?

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Yes, what is the guy's name that we're about to call?
That is a.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Complete wrong thing, but I'm bugged about it.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Yeah, appropriate. If I was annoyed by it, i'd be
playing kepn Edmund.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, totally okay, So just quickly before his name is Eric,
before we call him. He has won for himself a
Marshall guitar amp bar fridge. It is a sick little fridge.
It looks just like a guitar ramp. And that fridge
when you open it up, has got one thousand dollars
cold hard cash.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
And wow, two good men. Wow.

Speaker 1 (49:49):
To get this, he had to answer I think too
that once a year we do a really big survey,
and he answered over two hundred and reviewed two hundred
different songs and answered the whole heap of questions and stuff.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
So he's hurnt.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
His prize let's give him a.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Call now, Hello Aeron speaking, Yeah, get a Aeron. It's
old hoodie j Mogi and Kesy from the radio Hodaki
Big Show. How are you a Mayd bastard?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I'm not too bad at all. How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (50:15):
Yeah? Very good? Thanks? Aaron? Tell me what do you
do for a crass mate?

Speaker 4 (50:21):
I would say, I'm an office worker?

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Now, Aaron, you mess it back? And you took part
in the radio Hodarky music jury, didn't you?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Yes? Yes, I did.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Now tell me my friend. In terms of the old music,
what is Aaron like? What were do you sort of swing? Brother?
Guess you had a bed eron?

Speaker 4 (50:44):
I would say the I would say, you're a show.

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Sure, yeah, day to be getting up, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Fair enough, well listen mates, And appreciation of the fact
that you actually did take the time to fill what
were you saying? Keys you like two hundred questions or something.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
To write over two hundred songs?

Speaker 4 (51:07):
Aaron?

Speaker 1 (51:07):
How tedious was that?

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Oh? How often is it that anyone asked your opinion
on music?

Speaker 5 (51:14):
It bage?

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Well? Because of that, mate, you've won yourself a Marshall
and beer fridge. And if you open up that Marshall
amp Bear Fridge. There's one thousand dollars cash waiting for you.
How does that sound?

Speaker 4 (51:28):
That sounds a fairly good. You've You've made my daily.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
So good mate, Yeah, good stuff. Hey, No, seriously, man,
I appreciate you taking the time, and I just want
to tell everyone listening out there, do go and get
involved with the music jury because we do value your opinion.

Speaker 1 (51:44):
That's right. Texts music to three four eight three or
go to huck you dot co dot NZID. You'll find
the music Jury there. Aaron, congratulations, mate. We'll hand you
over to pug Son and he'll give you.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Your cash, all right, mate, jeez, guys, good.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
He was?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
How good we're doing fell for.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Hurdarchy Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 3 (52:13):
And DC's all over over. Got over your hump day,
New Zealand, We got over our hump Dane. What a
show it's been, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Oh, it's been one of the one of the best
shows that I've been involved with. I'd say I.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Think so definitely top five. Actually, pad Son, can you
package that up mates and send it straight to the
radio Award Putson, I don't know what's gone into him lately.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Well, I know it's gone into him. You dissed him before.
Remember he came in and he was excited telling you
about his chickpea curry and it was disgusting, and then
you came out and said, actually I like chickpeas well,
what you know, how's he supposed to feel when it
comes to what did you say? It was chickpeas? There's
nothing wrong with chickpeas. I'm not playing the siren.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
It's just when PUDs talk to me about what dinner
he's cooking. If it's not stick beef, I'm not happy.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
True, you know was sticky chick pease?

Speaker 3 (53:05):
No, not happy, Bogie. What are you up to tonight?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Mate?

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I've actually gonna bought you with a bit more work.
I'm going to do some more work tonight. I'd love
to be doing some other things like Keyesy and I
were meant to be hanging out tonight, but I've had
to pull out of that. I'd love to go to
the gym as well. I'd love to get down there
do my legs tonight, but I just don't think I'm
going to have time. So yeah, straight home for a
bit of work. What are you doing, jays Um, I'm

(53:31):
just going.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
To go home and eat and talk to my wife
and watch a bit of Telly. Just relaxed.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
We're getting sick of that, wouldn't you? Surely front Chase Jesus?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Well interestingly enough that it.

Speaker 5 (53:43):
Was very handsy your hands again the other ways, very.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
Good looking fellow dum. My wife and I actually haven't
been watching that much TV. We've been chatting away and
sort of making plans about stuff, getting pumped my retirement.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Is that why you did the same What's on Telly
with Mike monoguas you did yesterday? Pretty much word for word?

Speaker 3 (54:02):
Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, yeah, just say we didn't watch anything instead of
just saying the same one.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
I mean, I'm not going to do it, and now
you've got it and just say I haven't watched anything.
Why are you up too? Keezy?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
Me and Minoga hanging out tonight, or at least that's
what I thought.

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Were going to the gym. We're going to the gym.
I'm going to work on his legs.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Sure, so that'll be cool.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
You're going to give him a rub down, Keezy? Yeah,
good stuff.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
Yeah, but hey, don't forget if you're listening and you
mess part of the show. Beast of podcast comes out
at seven thirty tonight, along with an outro too good
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