September 11, 2024 • 15 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And tick off for targets.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
For to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's a flash drink bottle. You got the image like
that ship? Is that the one you're there behind in
the gym?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, this is a new one. I don't know how
long I'm going to have it. Man, you don't like it?
I love it all right?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think you mean you might lose.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's a lid.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, that's the heap.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How much you need because my one's double the size
of that? Leaders?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
One thing that gets on ridiculous, really gets on my gut.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's your entire day's water. Yes, your lug. It slight
glasses a day, which is two leaders? Is that all
you need? And fifteen?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I thought it was eight leaders?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What really, Stephens, is people walk around with these ludicrous
water bottles about like a gallon of water, like.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're in your Special Forces or some ship you're going.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
To be in for the God.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, it really really about bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Get I only take a very small bottle to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, you know we don't even break a sweet that's right?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If I if I run out of water, I'll go
to the tap.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, you could take an ice pack for you down.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'll tell you what bite, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. The mood today, you know what? Do you know what?
I think probably put you in a horror of a mood.
And this is to say that you are in a
horror was when you came in, five people asked you
if you're okay about ten seconds. Yes, that would have
sucked me off too, to be fair, Are you all good, Jason?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm very good.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well he was, yeah, but it was literally one person
and he would answer, and then somebody else would ask,
and then somebody else and then at that point it
became funny. So then everyone was doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, and you're over.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It because I was like three minutes late for a meeting.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But it's just not like you jump back. You know
what the thing is, it's not you won. That's one thing.
Number two is PUGSN messaged you and you didn't answer.
Number three as he called you and you didn't answer.
That was the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, that'll that'll have been because I was driving.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, no, you weren't. Because when he rang you, you
didn't answer, and then you walked in the door. It's
a really ship thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And also my phone's on silence, so be a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Big part of it. No, it doesn't vibrate.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It was in my bag. It's in my bag.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What is the put it in your.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Pocket showing up your jacksy.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
If I put everything in my pocket and have so
much sh how much it evan his as I can
put sh in my ass.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You put everything just your phone so you can feel
it vibrating.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is what seriously, you know what meant? I like
about that?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's that made?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Was there any great disaster the fact that you didn't
answer your phone. So it's fine. I won't to not
be on an electronic leash a time, Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
But I know pugs aren't very well and he wouldn't
have given a flying far he was.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He gets worried. You know, he's been away for a
few days j so he's wound up because he had
about five days on the purse. Was that coming here
is operating at about twenty percent and he's freaking out?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is like Dilli's one percent?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
YEA. I was going to say, is that because Big
Dilly did such a good job.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He came in here smashed that pretty much redid all
our processes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And now Pugs has come back.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And realized that he's back in the deep end again,
back in the deep and we're used to a certain
level of work ethic now.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And it's interesting. I don't know if you guys notice this.
He's not obviously on a bit of a root fist
over that break.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
His family holiday to total. He can't help himself. He's
a little jack rabber.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He just sneaked out all this. Yeah, just rooting away.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, he's stoked that we're televising.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We know that we're filming this one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
This one's on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But lovely day, isn't it? Fellers.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I had a free thing happened today. It's not a
freaky thing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I was tidying up.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I've got these two little tables outside my porch there,
and it used to have all my gardening shit on it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And one tables said all your gardening shit on it, well.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know, just pots and shit like that.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And one of them was like, you know, like a
ceramic pot, a ceramic pop part is quite tall and
skinny like a vase.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, kind of like a vase, but ceramic and but
very smooth and.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Anyway, I picked that up and I haven't picked it
up for years.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And at the bottom of it, without a wound.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Of a lie, we're about twenty skinks, you know, the
little lizards I do.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So they must have got in there.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
There was a whole writhing ness and I was like,
what the And they must have got in there and
of course couldn't get.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Out of again.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, that can happen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And they're all still alive though. Miraculously.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I made a pair of amazing knee high boots out
of skinks. Yeah good, they're good for the beautiful, beautiful skin.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I kept them as bait.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
For the local duck. Yeah we'll get I can't fucking wait, man.
And I'll say the keys before that is one that's
got to be true. It's too weird to I just
wish I.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Was fucking what I What I will say.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The heavens in your life is just unbelieva.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's what I will say is it's not unusual for.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Ducks to wander in quite often because we've got a
little sure, we've got we've got a little stream down
at the bottom of our property.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So and I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Think they're paying for gold down there, don't you could do?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think they It's duckling season, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, because it season when you see the little ducklings
cross the road there and everyone screams to a holt.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Obviously that is what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I love picturing Jason coming in from the dairy like
this as it always does, walks and sees a dark.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Just walking along like a thunderbird, and it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Comes in the front door. It's just like, what the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
That was the weirdest thing about it was Rhu was
just sitting there looking at it, and I think U
was like, what the fuck is going on? But I'll
get into what happened after after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah
in the show, Yeah, how are you? How are your
guys days?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I had a busy day. I had an audio Oh yeah,
how did that go?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Your physical way?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sorry? Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It went really well?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did it good?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So didn't realize this. I was the first audition of
the day for an ad and I didn't realize. But
if you're the first audition of the day, which is
quite nice. The lady there so casting agent.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, she's a casting agent.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Casting agent, so she figures out how the scene should
work with her first person of the day because I
didn't realize that. And so she's like, so just so
you know, it might be a bit more laid back,
and I was like, that is bloody brilliant. And so
we figured it all out and did all the things
and it was very physical, not talking, which I love.
And at the end she said, I'm a lovely performer.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What's that about?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Found yourself a casting agent that like she meant its goal?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Did she have a reader with her?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is it just her? No, it's because there was no dialogue.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, because you tend to yeah, the whole archy Big
Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy, remember the
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, but there might have been multiple roles across the day, true,
and so I might need a reader.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, the next person that came in was playing probably
my partner to tell me, and.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You were saying that she was really attractive.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Pretty much, she is pretty hot.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, in their own way.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You should introduce her to your wife. You know, you
were wanting the old day in the old threesome action.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He doesn't want it, wants the threesome actions.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Funny. I brought this up yesterday lie.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I brought this up with last night.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Don't pointed me you you were into it massively?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
My wife's telling me about a hot check at the
gym who was well endowed, apparently had a massive dog,
a huge penis, and she was like, this is exactly
what Chris is into. It's just talking about a situation
where potentially it could have been a whole thing. Of course, Yeah,
not gonna be into that. Mest me block them up.
I just block him up, throw away the key, jail.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I just feel a little bit sorry for your wife.
And you know, there was.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Plenty of relationships that have survived, you know, tougher situations
and freedoms with massively endowed woman. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Last night we were talking about though, She's like like,
do you actually want that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah? And what was what was your answer? I literally would.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Me yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
She was like laughing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It is a pretty standard fantasy. The thing about it
is men and not all men. But I think this
would be regardless if it was Let's say you're a
man and you love a lady. Alternatively, you're a man
and you love a man. What could be better than
one man or one woman? Ah, two, two, two is
(09:28):
pretty good. Three is manageable. You'd you up to three,
but there's not. There's there can't be anyone on the
planet that want to be like, yeah two obviously, Yeah,
I've got to be honest. The answer was no, that
would be that would be more odd than then. Yes,
I would be interested.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
There was some that had had a threesome in here
before that could talk to you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I wish I could see footage of that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We get old pugs, aren't because he loves a three
way and well we were calling him as the three way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Remember, No, he was calling himself yeah, and it was
like yeah, as he was saying, a menage is rarer
for him than ye.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
But yeah, well, as I said a couple of days ago,
it's why he goes to so many connies.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, threesome with two dudius or no, threesome with two
duous or no. My experience has been absolutely not something
that I'm interested in. Yeah, it's just using my rearview earlier. Ye. Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty good. Uh, I don't know, I don't think so. Yeah,
because it would be you and two well it would
(10:41):
be me.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
With your little melting ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I feel like, if you're going to do that,
it opens up a bit of a Pandora's box because
obviously I'm married, so I have to think about this
in terms of being married. Yes, do I want. But
if it was if you're back in the day and
it was, you know, I just feel like you're putting
your marriage at risk.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And if I just with the two dudes, they're the
two females. At two females, I think would be fine
this scenario, Like if my wife, if my wife as
long as both of the females were my.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Wife really really really wanted it. With two dudes, yeah,
I'd be like, I'd have to consider it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I would be very highly.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I would have to be.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I would have to be pretty steemt.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You couldn't even be part of it. Yeah, what about this.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's been a busy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But if you've got something like that going on, certainly
for me it would it would have nothing to do
with me, Like I would not be involved in that.
It would not be for my gratification at all. No,
the focus would be on your female pat That would
that would have to be And that's that's great. So
I think you're right. You do you have to consider it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, what would you do if she was like, do
this with two dudes? Keen on that, and then if
you do that, then we'll do the two female thing.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I would prefer an organic, yes, something that had happened,
rather than we're going to jack it up and you know,
fucking Saturday, what do you do? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
October twenty seventh, Sure, between seven and eight, now you
can ship exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've got to be booked. I just couldn't be fucked
right now, not anymore. I mean back in the day, sure,
but now it would be like it would be awkward
and weird, and.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't think it would be. I think you'd be
into it. No, I mean that might be the case
for you, but I think that's good into your head.
I think it would be. It could. It's got the
potential to be an amazing thing. But it's all about
the attitude you're taken. You could make certainly make it awkward.
You could certainly make it a pretty horrendous experience for
everybody and just slap.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Your dudes do the lasso rope.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, there's lots of different ways that you could actually
and the woman or the other. The third wheel is
just like, actually, you could even make it so weird
that the guy is like, nah, even a guy is
(13:43):
not keen. Now what kind of a dude? Where are
you finding this guy from?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, you wants to be someone you know? Or like,
that's tricky. It's tricky, that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, no, definitely not.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
But also because then you know he might be a stallion,
you know what I mean, and your wife.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Knows him and you would not.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Then, on the other hand, you need to be bringing
somebody and that's going to be respectful. Yes, you know
that's not gonna best a interest in your relationship. Well, yeah,
that's going to like understand what's sort of going on, Jason.
You don't want to bring in some This is this
is me playing Devil's advocate because I think there's one
hundred percent negatives on both sides. There's no upside as,
(14:31):
no to go for it. If it had to be
me or Keysy. I can't believe you thought about that.
You thought about it.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
From Actually I actually did. Just went and then my
brain just went off.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
What are you picturing?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I don't know what I was picturing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What should on YouTube? Just just stand off into the
middle distance. Who would I prefer in a freeway with
my wife? CAZy or mog Oh my god. For those listening,
this will be out on YouTube I think tomorrow. It
takes Pugs a day to put it all together there.
But thanks for listening, and check out The Hockey Big
(15:20):
Show for seven weekdays.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And and do last Pugs about the three.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let's get him in on the show today and ask
about it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah,
For all your mad bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And tick off for targets.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
For to seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
It's a flash drink bottle. You got the image like
that ship? Is that the one you're there behind in
the gym?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, this is a new one. I don't know how
long I'm going to have it. Man, you don't like it?
I love it all right?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I think you mean you might lose.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's a lid.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, that's the heap.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
How much you need because my one's double the size
of that? Leaders?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
One thing that gets on ridiculous, really gets on my gut.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
That's your entire day's water. Yes, your lug. It slight
glasses a day, which is two leaders? Is that all
you need? And fifteen?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I thought it was eight leaders?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
What really, Stephens, is people walk around with these ludicrous
water bottles about like a gallon of water, like.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
You're in your Special Forces or some ship you're going.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
To be in for the God.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
Yes, it really really about bottles.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Get I only take a very small bottle to the gym.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, you know we don't even break a sweet that's right?
Speaker 2 (01:12):
If I if I run out of water, I'll go
to the tap.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, you could take an ice pack for you down.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'll tell you what bite, Here we go.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah. The mood today, you know what? Do you know what?
I think probably put you in a horror of a mood.
And this is to say that you are in a
horror was when you came in, five people asked you
if you're okay about ten seconds. Yes, that would have
sucked me off too, to be fair, Are you all good, Jason?
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Yeah, I'm very good.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Well he was, yeah, but it was literally one person
and he would answer, and then somebody else would ask,
and then somebody else and then at that point it
became funny. So then everyone was doing it.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, and you're over.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
It because I was like three minutes late for a meeting.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But it's just not like you jump back. You know
what the thing is, it's not you won. That's one thing.
Number two is PUGSN messaged you and you didn't answer.
Number three as he called you and you didn't answer.
That was the thing.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, that'll that'll have been because I was driving.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Well, no, you weren't. Because when he rang you, you
didn't answer, and then you walked in the door. It's
a really ship thing to do.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And also my phone's on silence, so be a.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Big part of it. No, it doesn't vibrate.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
It was in my bag. It's in my bag.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
What is the put it in your.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Pocket showing up your jacksy.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
If I put everything in my pocket and have so
much sh how much it evan his as I can
put sh in my ass.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
You put everything just your phone so you can feel
it vibrating.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
This is what seriously, you know what meant? I like
about that?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
What's that made?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Was there any great disaster the fact that you didn't
answer your phone. So it's fine. I won't to not
be on an electronic leash a time, Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
But I know pugs aren't very well and he wouldn't
have given a flying far he was.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
He gets worried. You know, he's been away for a
few days j so he's wound up because he had
about five days on the purse. Was that coming here
is operating at about twenty percent and he's freaking out?
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Is like Dilli's one percent?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
YEA. I was going to say, is that because Big
Dilly did such a good job.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
He came in here smashed that pretty much redid all
our processes and stuff.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
And now Pugs has come back.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
And realized that he's back in the deep end again,
back in the deep and we're used to a certain
level of work ethic now.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
And it's interesting. I don't know if you guys notice this.
He's not obviously on a bit of a root fist
over that break.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
His family holiday to total. He can't help himself. He's
a little jack rabber.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
He just sneaked out all this. Yeah, just rooting away.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Yeah, he's stoked that we're televising.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
We know that we're filming this one.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
This one's on YouTube.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But lovely day, isn't it? Fellers.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
I had a free thing happened today. It's not a
freaky thing.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I was tidying up.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I've got these two little tables outside my porch there,
and it used to have all my gardening shit on it.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And one tables said all your gardening shit on it, well.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
You know, just pots and shit like that.
Speaker 4 (04:19):
And one of them was like, you know, like a
ceramic pot, a ceramic pop part is quite tall and
skinny like a vase.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, kind of like a vase, but ceramic and but
very smooth and.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
Anyway, I picked that up and I haven't picked it
up for years.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
And at the bottom of it, without a wound.
Speaker 4 (04:38):
Of a lie, we're about twenty skinks, you know, the
little lizards I do.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So they must have got in there.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
There was a whole writhing ness and I was like,
what the And they must have got in there and
of course couldn't get.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Out of again.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, that can happen.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
And they're all still alive though. Miraculously.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I made a pair of amazing knee high boots out
of skinks. Yeah good, they're good for the beautiful, beautiful skin.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
I kept them as bait.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
For the local duck. Yeah we'll get I can't fucking wait, man.
And I'll say the keys before that is one that's
got to be true. It's too weird to I just
wish I.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Was fucking what I What I will say.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
The heavens in your life is just unbelieva.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
It's what I will say is it's not unusual for.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Ducks to wander in quite often because we've got a
little sure, we've got we've got a little stream down
at the bottom of our property.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
So and I think it's I.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Think they're paying for gold down there, don't you could do?
Speaker 2 (05:38):
I think they It's duckling season, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Yeah, because it season when you see the little ducklings
cross the road there and everyone screams to a holt.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Obviously that is what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
I love picturing Jason coming in from the dairy like
this as it always does, walks and sees a dark.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Just walking along like a thunderbird, and it.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Comes in the front door. It's just like, what the.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That was the weirdest thing.
Speaker 4 (06:12):
That was the weirdest thing about it was Rhu was
just sitting there looking at it, and I think U
was like, what the fuck is going on? But I'll
get into what happened after after that. Yeah, yeah, yeah
in the show, Yeah, how are you? How are your
guys days?
Speaker 3 (06:25):
I had a busy day. I had an audio Oh yeah,
how did that go?
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Your physical way?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Sorry? Mate?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It went really well?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Did it good?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
So didn't realize this. I was the first audition of
the day for an ad and I didn't realize. But
if you're the first audition of the day, which is
quite nice. The lady there so casting agent.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Yeah, she's a casting agent.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Casting agent, so she figures out how the scene should
work with her first person of the day because I
didn't realize that. And so she's like, so just so
you know, it might be a bit more laid back,
and I was like, that is bloody brilliant. And so
we figured it all out and did all the things
and it was very physical, not talking, which I love.
And at the end she said, I'm a lovely performer.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What's that about?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Great?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Found yourself a casting agent that like she meant its goal?
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Did she have a reader with her?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is it just her? No, it's because there was no dialogue.
Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, because you tend to yeah, the whole archy Big
Show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy, remember the
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, but there might have been multiple roles across the day, true,
and so I might need a reader.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Well, the next person that came in was playing probably
my partner to tell me, and.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
You were saying that she was really attractive.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Pretty much, she is pretty hot.
Speaker 3 (07:41):
Yeah, in their own way.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
You should introduce her to your wife. You know, you
were wanting the old day in the old threesome action.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
He doesn't want it, wants the threesome actions.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Funny. I brought this up yesterday lie.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
I brought this up with last night.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Don't pointed me you you were into it massively?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Well exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
My wife's telling me about a hot check at the
gym who was well endowed, apparently had a massive dog,
a huge penis, and she was like, this is exactly
what Chris is into. It's just talking about a situation
where potentially it could have been a whole thing. Of course, Yeah,
not gonna be into that. Mest me block them up.
I just block him up, throw away the key, jail.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I just feel a little bit sorry for your wife.
And you know, there was.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Plenty of relationships that have survived, you know, tougher situations
and freedoms with massively endowed woman. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Last night we were talking about though, She's like like,
do you actually want that?
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Yeah? And what was what was your answer? I literally would.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Me yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
She was like laughing.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
It is a pretty standard fantasy. The thing about it
is men and not all men. But I think this
would be regardless if it was Let's say you're a
man and you love a lady. Alternatively, you're a man
and you love a man. What could be better than
one man or one woman? Ah, two, two, two is
(09:28):
pretty good. Three is manageable. You'd you up to three,
but there's not. There's there can't be anyone on the
planet that want to be like, yeah two obviously, Yeah,
I've got to be honest. The answer was no, that
would be that would be more odd than then. Yes,
I would be interested.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
There was some that had had a threesome in here
before that could talk to you.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I wish I could see footage of that.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
We get old pugs, aren't because he loves a three
way and well we were calling him as the three way.
Speaker 3 (09:57):
Remember, No, he was calling himself yeah, and it was
like yeah, as he was saying, a menage is rarer
for him than ye.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
But yeah, well, as I said a couple of days ago,
it's why he goes to so many connies.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yes, threesome with two dudius or no, threesome with two
duous or no. My experience has been absolutely not something
that I'm interested in. Yeah, it's just using my rearview earlier. Ye. Yeah, yeah,
that's pretty good. Uh, I don't know, I don't think so. Yeah,
because it would be you and two well it would
(10:41):
be me.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
With your little melting ice cream.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah, I feel like, if you're going to do that,
it opens up a bit of a Pandora's box because
obviously I'm married, so I have to think about this
in terms of being married. Yes, do I want. But
if it was if you're back in the day and
it was, you know, I just feel like you're putting
your marriage at risk.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
Absolutely.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
And if I just with the two dudes, they're the
two females. At two females, I think would be fine
this scenario, Like if my wife, if my wife as
long as both of the females were my.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Wife really really really wanted it. With two dudes, yeah,
I'd be like, I'd have to consider it.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Absolutely.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I would be very highly.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I would have to be.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I would have to be pretty steemt.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
You couldn't even be part of it. Yeah, what about this.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
It's been a busy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
But if you've got something like that going on, certainly
for me it would it would have nothing to do
with me, Like I would not be involved in that.
It would not be for my gratification at all. No,
the focus would be on your female pat That would
that would have to be And that's that's great. So
I think you're right. You do you have to consider it.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah, what would you do if she was like, do
this with two dudes? Keen on that, and then if
you do that, then we'll do the two female thing.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
I would prefer an organic, yes, something that had happened,
rather than we're going to jack it up and you know,
fucking Saturday, what do you do? What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (12:32):
What are you doing?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
October twenty seventh, Sure, between seven and eight, now you
can ship exactly.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've got to be booked. I just couldn't be fucked
right now, not anymore. I mean back in the day, sure,
but now it would be like it would be awkward
and weird, and.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't think it would be. I think you'd be
into it. No, I mean that might be the case
for you, but I think that's good into your head.
I think it would be. It could. It's got the
potential to be an amazing thing. But it's all about
the attitude you're taken. You could make certainly make it awkward.
You could certainly make it a pretty horrendous experience for
everybody and just slap.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
Your dudes do the lasso rope.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Yeah, there's lots of different ways that you could actually
and the woman or the other. The third wheel is
just like, actually, you could even make it so weird
that the guy is like, nah, even a guy is
(13:43):
not keen. Now what kind of a dude? Where are
you finding this guy from?
Speaker 4 (13:47):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yes, you wants to be someone you know? Or like,
that's tricky. It's tricky, that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, no, definitely not.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
But also because then you know he might be a stallion,
you know what I mean, and your wife.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Knows him and you would not.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Then, on the other hand, you need to be bringing
somebody and that's going to be respectful. Yes, you know
that's not gonna best a interest in your relationship. Well, yeah,
that's going to like understand what's sort of going on, Jason.
You don't want to bring in some This is this
is me playing Devil's advocate because I think there's one
hundred percent negatives on both sides. There's no upside as,
(14:31):
no to go for it. If it had to be
me or Keysy. I can't believe you thought about that.
You thought about it.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
From Actually I actually did. Just went and then my
brain just went off.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
What are you picturing?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
I don't know what I was picturing.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
What should on YouTube? Just just stand off into the
middle distance. Who would I prefer in a freeway with
my wife? CAZy or mog Oh my god. For those listening,
this will be out on YouTube I think tomorrow. It
takes Pugs a day to put it all together there.
But thanks for listening, and check out The Hockey Big
(15:20):
Show for seven weekdays.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
And and do last Pugs about the three.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let's get him in on the show today and ask
about it.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah,
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