September 14, 2024 • 18 mins
On today's bonus best bits from this week, Jase encounters a curious courier phenomenon, Mike gets burnt bolos and Keyzie gets to have some nerd chat.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Aki.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, the BC boys here on the Radio hod
Achty Big Show, No go Sorr.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I thought you're gonna say the time eleven minutes to five. Wait, yeah, five, Hey, fellas,
Today I had a bit of a mucked something up, right,
So I ordered this game online right nowadays?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You can just this nerd chat.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah it's nerd chat.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Who got the sting?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We don't have a nerd chat sting, Mike, all right,
I forbid that. But I bought a game. I like
to have the physical copy rather than just get it digitally.
I'm old schools, you know me. I'm old still nerd Chat, Yeah,
And I ordered it last week. It arrived yesterday. It
was a little package on my doorstep, and I was
very excited. And I opened it up and I pulled
it out, and I realized I had bought the PS
(00:53):
four version of the game, when I've got a PS
five right, right, So I wanted the more modern and
I'd accidentally bought the wrong one.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh god. Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So this morning I went into the nearest say, oh gosh, darn,
I said, oh, gosh, Dad nab it. And then I
got into work first thing this morning and walked down
to the nearest electronic store, which just so happened to
be on Queen Street for this particular chain of stores. Sure,
I walked in there with my game, and there's a
lovely lady at the counter, and I said, hey, sorry,
(01:21):
get a name's Kezy. How are you That's what I said, yeah,
And then she's I don't care what your name is,
what do you need? And I said, so, funny story.
I bought this game. I thought I was buying the
PS five version, but I bought the PS four version.
Guy over his shoulder, all right, he's probably twenty five. Yeah,
turns around and goes you realize it works on both
(01:41):
And then I instantly couldn't help it, with a big
grin on my face, said yeah, but it's not quite
the same, though, is it? Because it's just not it's
not quite as you know. I'm sure I can use it,
but it's not the next level of technology up the
best possible, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Sure, the cream down cream that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Mike ah. And I said, look, I exchange it, and
then they said you can. You have to exchange with
the twenty four hours of getting it twenty four to
stop people from getting a game playing it really quick.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Then bring it me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah sure, I said, well that arrived yesterday afternoon, so
that's twenty four hours. And then she types in some
stuff and then goes, ah, do you reckon? It's all
good to just do an exchange to the guy and
he goes, well, if it was me, I wouldn't do it,
while looking at me. Yeah, this is a twenty five
year old dude.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Sure age then yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm thirty three, but sure, I'm his co marto.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I've walked in here, I've made a mistake, a boomer
type mistake. He's looked at me and said, well, if
it was me, I wouldn't do it. Sure, and then
you know, worst attitude. Anyway, She sorted it out, gave
me the refund, and I walked off thinking that guy
is a massive jackass. Yeah, nine thirty am hasn't even
had a chant. The store opened at nine point thirty.
I was literally one of the first customers and he
(02:50):
hadn't had a chance to have a bad day yet,
and he was already a prick. Yeah, was he out
of line or was I.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know, No, I think he was just one of
those guys that hates his job and his life.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I go like that as well. He works at the
servo near our place, right, and he acts like he's
the man, yeah for working at the servo, which is
fine and there's nothing it's a strange thing to have
an attitude about. Oh, like a yeah, okay, Like you're
on his turf now and he hits you with heaps
of attitude. He's not like, oh, you know, we're at
(03:20):
the survey and I love it and I'm going to
be really friendly. It's like I'm the man. I know
how this joint works, and it sounds like similar vibes
to this dude.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah. I was really blown away by it. I was
admitting that I made the mistake, real dumb mistake, you know,
and he was just like, you know it works right yeah,
And I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What you know? But that's classic nerd attitude. Is not
something that I mean, I've run into that all the
time at that store that I know what it will be. Yeah,
it's that kind of know it all attitude. Oh don't
you even know? Blah blah blah. It's if I knew, Yeah,
you wouldn't have a job. Yeah. Do you know how
to plumb? Do you know how to be an electrician?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Do you know how to do radio?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you know how to do radio? Probably?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know? If you want keys, I could give our
old mate Keith for your call. Remember Keither used to
get all our collect all our.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You mean our dick collector from three years Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Give him because he's still around, give him a pay
a visit.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Maybe that's still good.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Sorts of people are annoying.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I've sort of it though. We're going to have a
ugo battle this weekend to figure our things out. So yeah,
just because that's really nerdy. So Tugs is massively into it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Actually, what is it? Three ways? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
In three ways?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Kesey Tom Pitty there on the radio hod Arki Big
showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time twenty six minutes past
five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Can ever get myself enough? Tom Petty, you know what
I'm saying. He's got some tunes, brother, Tom Pitty. Yeah. Yeah,
Hey Fowlers, yesterday you remember I was telling you that
story about how I went down to that shop. There's
a shop here in Auckland. They probably have them in
other cities, but I went to the one in Auckland,
and they specialize in laser in your ball or especially
(05:01):
they do down there. And I pay a round about
five hundred bucks for ten turns to have my bullows laser.
I'll probably have them lasered. Now, I want to say
seven times more than that, about twelve or so.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh you're joking, yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Anyway, I was going to the toilet today, stand up,
standing up like a big boy, and I then put
away things, and then I felt a real stinging sensation
in my downstairs and I got my downstairs out to
have a look. And I've got some pretty hearty burns.
(05:47):
Mister burns, they call me on my bullows. So it
appears that the laser was a bit too intense, and
I've got like, I don't know, they're not as scab yet, CAZy. Yeah, okay,
it's more just a bit of a weeper down there, right,
So can I just say be careful out there? As
I say, it's a twelfth time I've done. It's never
(06:08):
happened before.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I do recall you making the point yesterday that there
was a bit of a bushfire though you hadn't shaved
your bullets beforehand.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't think this has caused
but that it wasn't a bushfires as such, but I
certainly had. Do you remember I had that residual heat?
Do you remember I was telling you about that because
they went down the stairs round the back, out the
back picking strawberries. Do you remember that? Yes? Yes, yeah,
And it was hot, so maybe that was related.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you surprised that, after twelve times of going to
get a red hot beam of light fired at your downstairs,
that this is the first time you've been burned.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I feel like that would be a common thing. It
is a common thing. That woman is just something that happens. Yeah, right,
But what they generally do is they'll get the settings
and then they'll just stick to those settings, and so
the chances of anything bad happening when it happened before
a slim. But I don't know what's happened there. What
do you reckon it is?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, you know, I actually think to myself, you know,
twelve times, twelve times, it's not working.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's working pretty good things I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
After ten times, and you wouldn't need to do it
again because yeah, bullos here would be so singed and
broken and decreet it and it wouldn't go back.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well it's nearly there. Right, it's nearly there.
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Some treatment advice. Oh yeah, so run it under cold
water out here in the office twenty minutes minute. It
doesn't have to be in the office. It can be
in the privacy of your own home, can be. I
mean sure, nothing's to stop you from doing it, thank you.
Probably be frowned upon. Put some antibiotic ointment on it,
or antiseptic antiseptic. Have you got near of that?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I've got that. I've got some latine suntinlation.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh yeah, I was thinking more like a genuine like
sevalon or some little level a little sevalon and put
that on the ground and just sort of you know
over there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, maybe a flannel with ice cubes in it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh no, that's going to make cool and compress. So
call it down flannel ice cube and then wrap it
up tight with really compress it.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, what they do for sportsmen is they like that?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What about sportswoman?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, this is this is particular to mean testes is
you know, if they get damage to the bullus there,
they'll get some ice and then they'll do the glad
wrap around it. Yeah, and just put the ice cubes
against you and then glad wrap it.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I was, I was remembering when I went to the doctor,
they said you should elevate you should elevate it when
you've got an injury. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's a hell of a load to elevate.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Audio Slave there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Hey guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
What's the teams.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Zealand with me?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Ki Yellow waves that crust monkey porn doesn't like watching
monkey pork.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
This is way too slow.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Let's drop this.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's not relevant. It's just silly.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Can you write up the list for me? Pugs?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, by the way, pug Sons here, high Pugs. The
reason pug sons and it's because last week we got
them into chat about an egresspe he's got yes and
we kind of did conne chat and stits. So I
thought tonight.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Pug broke my trust.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, things like that, yeah, it's convinced to come back.
And I genuinely want you to talk through the eggressipee
because I think it's really interesting and it's not a
recipe that you guys would have ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yes, and also because you're the king of sort of
Japanese sort of que scene. And I love my eggs PAGs.
And just the other day actually I was thinking to myself, geez,
what's something different I can do with the old eggs.
So I'm intrigued by this, you know.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Hard boiling your eggs or sort of boiling your eggs.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I don't generally know.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, see, I've never sort of never really done that either.
Don't music.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
This is the music Jayce. There's no other music. There's
no other.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Anyway anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So what I like to do Jason's boil some eggs, right,
And normally I don't do that. Normally I'm a fry
or a poacher. But this recipe kind of turned me around.
Now what you do is you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Don't look at me like, come on, you can do it, man.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Okay, So you boil your eggs is sort of soft boil,
so the yolk is a bit creamy, harsh. Sure, and
then you put it, you put it in a sealed
container and you marinate them right. Yes, Now what I
put in the marinade is I put stock in there,
maybe a chicken stock or a dushy stock. Interesting and
soy sauce about half and half of that. Then I
(10:45):
put some red chili, some jalapino, some chili flakes, some garlic, wow.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
And then married of other things.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
You could put go to young paste in there if
you like, or it's just anything to give it. And
then generally put tomato sauce, and but you could.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And then you soak them in there like it's a
big pel of them in there.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, you give it a few hours and then they're
pretty much ready to go. But obviously the longer you
leave them the better. And then they last year a
couple of days.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And how many are you doing cold?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You can put them in a ramen, yes.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
But I just tend to pop them straight in there,
straight the mouth there.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So you're just you peel them. You've married them. You
just eat them whole. Yeah, And it's that young and
you can taste all the spices.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I can't do a cold egg.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I can't do a cold egg. You can't do a
cold egg?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, I am. I am microwave.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm very partial to cold egg with a bit of aoli,
some curry powder. Mush it all up and have that
on toast, bit of cy pepper and some lemon ZESI yes,
I'm down for that.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So it's you boil your eggs, then you put them
under a cold tap for a while so they call
off the take the shells up and smash it up
with a bit of aoli, pepper, salt, and some curry powder.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Boody beautiful. I tell you what I do, a little
bit of butter in the frying pan there, Yes, reave
the ship out of it, you know, I gotta be hot, hot, hot, Yeah.
Crack three eggs in there, yes, stick the lid on
the bastard, just walk away into the dishwashing and all
that come back and they've been cooked a baggery, yes,
and they're all rubbery and that you and have them
on a couple of bits of toast with some butter,
(12:22):
a bit of salt, bit of pepper, bit of tomato sauce,
bit of wasster sauce, yes, a little bit of lemons zest,
a little bit of basil fresh basil.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I like mine scrambled. Actually last night, you never. I
was eating dinner last night and I thought, you know
who love this dinner? The flowers? Oh you're going it
was a broth with porkmants.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It was a giant broth. Yeah, with porkmants floating in it. Yeah,
and noodles and like Veggie's floating in it. And it
was literally just a big porkman's broth.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
You living a life, brother, Go on, you're kezy?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Do you want to read some text?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Savannah there on the radio hod Archy Big Show that
thank you, Yes, thank you, thank you very much, Good night.
Thirty six minutes past four o'cros. I wanted to get
your opinion on something because that's something that happens to
me regularly.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is it something that bugs you?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes? Bug does it bug you? Mike that when something
bugs me? Keysy plays that bug bug me sting.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It's starting to wear thin. I gotta look, mat. It
came on me all of a sudden, What did.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
That?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I didn't like that sting? I loved it, loved it,
loved it, and then I was over it. What happened?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Can we focus here a bit please?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Okay, I've noticed a bit of.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
A phenomenon and I don't know if it happens to
you guys or other people out there in the audience.
And it's what I call the courier phenomenon.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So did you say Korea phenomenon?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Courier?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh, courier.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sorry, And it's happened to me twice this week. I
was stepping into the shower nude and as my dog
is prying to do Mogi, and you know, this went
off ahead, back and back and went off. Generally that's
(14:46):
a sign that someone's here. And I was literally stepping
into the shower, so I quickly pulled on my trackies
and my little T shirt. At the end, I went out, yes,
and it was a courier and I was like, ah,
if man sign my name there. And then today I've
(15:07):
been waiting all day for a courier to turn up
to deliver all of our new bathroom stuffites, mirrors, heat
heat rack, all that sort of stuff. Well, you know
a tour rack that was for the bedroom, the heat
wreck just alongside the sex swing there and I'll be
(15:30):
wanting to the point mogie where I didn't even go
to the gym. Trus my wife said they're going to deliver.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I was like, I can't even go to the
gym because of this damn courier didn't turn up. Didn't
turn up. It was about you know, called it to twelve,
and I went, right, I'm having a shower.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Who did you say that to the duck?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Just to myself, just to myself.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I ented the duck on my couch.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I might invited in again, for sure. I was nude again,
but this time in the shower. I've been in there
for about thirty seconds, so I was all.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Wet, sud it up and stuff with me old my
liquid soap there, cinnamon and coconut.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think it is no sandal wooden coconut. Yeah, just
really working it in there, yeah yeah yeah. And then
of course the dog goes absolutely ballistic and I'm all
sudded up. I have to quickly wash myself off, get
changed very quickly. It's the courier again. And this is
a phenomenon, a different curer. This is what I've noticed,
(16:43):
and I don't know if it happens to anyone else.
Careers turn up. It seems to me when you're naked,
when I'm either naked having a go at myself, yeah,
or spoiling a raga.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah. So that's most of the day though, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Wondering if people find that too that it's almost like
they've got hidden cameras in your house, so they go heah, yeah,
now I'm going to turn up.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Do you find that or is that not an issue
for you?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Well, it's hard for me to know whether if the
courier turning up at my house is at the same
time as you having a rager, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, Well, I mean do you have a rager and
a curriers turned up that's happened to me.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Nah, I have the issue that I have with couriers. Well,
I don't have to deal with the career. They turn up,
they throw things on the porch, and they bag her off.
I don't have to have anything to do with it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well, often I have to sign off. And you know,
today it was all the stuff for the bathroom, so
I had to help them carry it all in and stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well, easy solution shoot your dog because your dog goes
off right to take your dog up the back. Panic
problem solved.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, Or you could have a shower first thing in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, I usually have a shower after my gym session, Kisi,
but you didn't go to day.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, something to do with your rager as well. I'm
not happy about. I don't know what part of it,
Probably the probably the circumcision.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarkey
The hold Aching Big Show with Mike and Kyzy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Aki.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Oh yeah, the BC boys here on the Radio hod
Achty Big Show, No go Sorr.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I thought you're gonna say the time eleven minutes to five. Wait, yeah, five, Hey, fellas,
Today I had a bit of a mucked something up, right,
So I ordered this game online right nowadays?
Speaker 4 (00:28):
You can just this nerd chat.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah it's nerd chat.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Who got the sting?
Speaker 3 (00:31):
We don't have a nerd chat sting, Mike, all right,
I forbid that. But I bought a game. I like
to have the physical copy rather than just get it digitally.
I'm old schools, you know me. I'm old still nerd Chat, Yeah,
And I ordered it last week. It arrived yesterday. It
was a little package on my doorstep, and I was
very excited. And I opened it up and I pulled
it out, and I realized I had bought the PS
(00:53):
four version of the game, when I've got a PS
five right, right, So I wanted the more modern and
I'd accidentally bought the wrong one.
Speaker 4 (00:59):
Oh god. Ah.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So this morning I went into the nearest say, oh gosh, darn,
I said, oh, gosh, Dad nab it. And then I
got into work first thing this morning and walked down
to the nearest electronic store, which just so happened to
be on Queen Street for this particular chain of stores. Sure,
I walked in there with my game, and there's a
lovely lady at the counter, and I said, hey, sorry,
(01:21):
get a name's Kezy. How are you That's what I said, yeah,
And then she's I don't care what your name is,
what do you need? And I said, so, funny story.
I bought this game. I thought I was buying the
PS five version, but I bought the PS four version.
Guy over his shoulder, all right, he's probably twenty five. Yeah,
turns around and goes you realize it works on both
(01:41):
And then I instantly couldn't help it, with a big
grin on my face, said yeah, but it's not quite
the same, though, is it? Because it's just not it's
not quite as you know. I'm sure I can use it,
but it's not the next level of technology up the
best possible, you know.
Speaker 4 (01:54):
Sure, the cream down cream that's yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Mike ah. And I said, look, I exchange it, and
then they said you can. You have to exchange with
the twenty four hours of getting it twenty four to
stop people from getting a game playing it really quick.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Then bring it me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Yeah sure, I said, well that arrived yesterday afternoon, so
that's twenty four hours. And then she types in some
stuff and then goes, ah, do you reckon? It's all
good to just do an exchange to the guy and
he goes, well, if it was me, I wouldn't do it,
while looking at me. Yeah, this is a twenty five
year old dude.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Sure age then yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I'm thirty three, but sure, I'm his co marto.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
I've walked in here, I've made a mistake, a boomer
type mistake. He's looked at me and said, well, if
it was me, I wouldn't do it. Sure, and then
you know, worst attitude. Anyway, She sorted it out, gave
me the refund, and I walked off thinking that guy
is a massive jackass. Yeah, nine thirty am hasn't even
had a chant. The store opened at nine point thirty.
I was literally one of the first customers and he
(02:50):
hadn't had a chance to have a bad day yet,
and he was already a prick. Yeah, was he out
of line or was I.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You know, No, I think he was just one of
those guys that hates his job and his life.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
I go like that as well. He works at the
servo near our place, right, and he acts like he's
the man, yeah for working at the servo, which is
fine and there's nothing it's a strange thing to have
an attitude about. Oh, like a yeah, okay, Like you're
on his turf now and he hits you with heaps
of attitude. He's not like, oh, you know, we're at
(03:20):
the survey and I love it and I'm going to
be really friendly. It's like I'm the man. I know
how this joint works, and it sounds like similar vibes
to this dude.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Yeah. I was really blown away by it. I was
admitting that I made the mistake, real dumb mistake, you know,
and he was just like, you know it works right yeah,
And I was like.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
What you know? But that's classic nerd attitude. Is not
something that I mean, I've run into that all the
time at that store that I know what it will be. Yeah,
it's that kind of know it all attitude. Oh don't
you even know? Blah blah blah. It's if I knew, Yeah,
you wouldn't have a job. Yeah. Do you know how
to plumb? Do you know how to be an electrician?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
Do you know how to do radio?
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Do you know how to do radio? Probably?
Speaker 2 (04:00):
You know? If you want keys, I could give our
old mate Keith for your call. Remember Keither used to
get all our collect all our.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You mean our dick collector from three years Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Give him because he's still around, give him a pay
a visit.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Maybe that's still good.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Sorts of people are annoying.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
I've sort of it though. We're going to have a
ugo battle this weekend to figure our things out. So yeah,
just because that's really nerdy. So Tugs is massively into it.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Actually, what is it? Three ways? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
In three ways?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
The whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Kesey Tom Pitty there on the radio hod Arki Big
showed this Wednesday afternoon. The time twenty six minutes past
five o'clock.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Can ever get myself enough? Tom Petty, you know what
I'm saying. He's got some tunes, brother, Tom Pitty. Yeah. Yeah,
Hey Fowlers, yesterday you remember I was telling you that
story about how I went down to that shop. There's
a shop here in Auckland. They probably have them in
other cities, but I went to the one in Auckland,
and they specialize in laser in your ball or especially
(05:01):
they do down there. And I pay a round about
five hundred bucks for ten turns to have my bullows laser.
I'll probably have them lasered. Now, I want to say
seven times more than that, about twelve or so.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh you're joking, yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Anyway, I was going to the toilet today, stand up,
standing up like a big boy, and I then put
away things, and then I felt a real stinging sensation
in my downstairs and I got my downstairs out to
have a look. And I've got some pretty hearty burns.
(05:47):
Mister burns, they call me on my bullows. So it
appears that the laser was a bit too intense, and
I've got like, I don't know, they're not as scab yet, CAZy. Yeah, okay,
it's more just a bit of a weeper down there, right,
So can I just say be careful out there? As
I say, it's a twelfth time I've done. It's never
(06:08):
happened before.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
I do recall you making the point yesterday that there
was a bit of a bushfire though you hadn't shaved
your bullets beforehand.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, I don't. Yeah, I don't think this has caused
but that it wasn't a bushfires as such, but I
certainly had. Do you remember I had that residual heat?
Do you remember I was telling you about that because
they went down the stairs round the back, out the
back picking strawberries. Do you remember that? Yes? Yes, yeah,
And it was hot, so maybe that was related.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
Are you surprised that, after twelve times of going to
get a red hot beam of light fired at your downstairs,
that this is the first time you've been burned.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I feel like that would be a common thing. It
is a common thing. That woman is just something that happens. Yeah, right,
But what they generally do is they'll get the settings
and then they'll just stick to those settings, and so
the chances of anything bad happening when it happened before
a slim. But I don't know what's happened there. What
do you reckon it is?
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Well, you know, I actually think to myself, you know,
twelve times, twelve times, it's not working.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
It's working pretty good things I thought.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
After ten times, and you wouldn't need to do it
again because yeah, bullos here would be so singed and
broken and decreet it and it wouldn't go back.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Well it's nearly there. Right, it's nearly there.
Hey man.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Some treatment advice. Oh yeah, so run it under cold
water out here in the office twenty minutes minute. It
doesn't have to be in the office. It can be
in the privacy of your own home, can be. I
mean sure, nothing's to stop you from doing it, thank you.
Probably be frowned upon. Put some antibiotic ointment on it,
or antiseptic antiseptic. Have you got near of that?
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I've got that. I've got some latine suntinlation.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh yeah, I was thinking more like a genuine like
sevalon or some little level a little sevalon and put
that on the ground and just sort of you know
over there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, maybe a flannel with ice cubes in it.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
Oh no, that's going to make cool and compress. So
call it down flannel ice cube and then wrap it
up tight with really compress it.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
Sweet.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Well, what they do for sportsmen is they like that?
Speaker 3 (08:16):
What about sportswoman?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
No, this is this is particular to mean testes is
you know, if they get damage to the bullus there,
they'll get some ice and then they'll do the glad
wrap around it. Yeah, and just put the ice cubes
against you and then glad wrap it.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I was, I was remembering when I went to the doctor,
they said you should elevate you should elevate it when
you've got an injury. Is that right?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
That's a hell of a load to elevate.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio HODK.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Audio Slave there on the Radio Darchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. But right now it's time for.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Hey guys, text here from Steve.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
What's the teams.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Zealand with me?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Ki Yellow waves that crust monkey porn doesn't like watching
monkey pork.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
This is way too slow.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
Let's drop this.
Speaker 3 (09:10):
It's not relevant. It's just silly.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Can you write up the list for me? Pugs?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, by the way, pug Sons here, high Pugs. The
reason pug sons and it's because last week we got
them into chat about an egresspe he's got yes and
we kind of did conne chat and stits. So I
thought tonight.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Pug broke my trust.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Yeah, things like that, yeah, it's convinced to come back.
And I genuinely want you to talk through the eggressipee
because I think it's really interesting and it's not a
recipe that you guys would have ever heard of.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yes, and also because you're the king of sort of
Japanese sort of que scene. And I love my eggs PAGs.
And just the other day actually I was thinking to myself, geez,
what's something different I can do with the old eggs.
So I'm intrigued by this, you know.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Hard boiling your eggs or sort of boiling your eggs.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I don't generally know.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
Yeah, see, I've never sort of never really done that either.
Don't music.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
This is the music Jayce. There's no other music. There's
no other.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Anyway anyway.
Speaker 5 (10:12):
So what I like to do Jason's boil some eggs, right,
And normally I don't do that. Normally I'm a fry
or a poacher. But this recipe kind of turned me around.
Now what you do is you.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Don't look at me like, come on, you can do it, man.
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Okay, So you boil your eggs is sort of soft boil,
so the yolk is a bit creamy, harsh. Sure, and
then you put it, you put it in a sealed
container and you marinate them right. Yes, Now what I
put in the marinade is I put stock in there,
maybe a chicken stock or a dushy stock. Interesting and
soy sauce about half and half of that. Then I
(10:45):
put some red chili, some jalapino, some chili flakes, some garlic, wow.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
And then married of other things.
Speaker 5 (10:52):
You could put go to young paste in there if
you like, or it's just anything to give it. And
then generally put tomato sauce, and but you could.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And then you soak them in there like it's a
big pel of them in there.
Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah, you give it a few hours and then they're
pretty much ready to go. But obviously the longer you
leave them the better. And then they last year a
couple of days.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
And how many are you doing cold?
Speaker 4 (11:12):
You can put them in a ramen, yes.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
But I just tend to pop them straight in there,
straight the mouth there.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
So you're just you peel them. You've married them. You
just eat them whole. Yeah, And it's that young and
you can taste all the spices.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
I can't do a cold egg.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
I can't do a cold egg. You can't do a
cold egg?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Yeah, I am. I am microwave.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
I'm very partial to cold egg with a bit of aoli,
some curry powder. Mush it all up and have that
on toast, bit of cy pepper and some lemon ZESI yes,
I'm down for that.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
So it's you boil your eggs, then you put them
under a cold tap for a while so they call
off the take the shells up and smash it up
with a bit of aoli, pepper, salt, and some curry powder.
Speaker 4 (12:00):
Boody beautiful. I tell you what I do, a little
bit of butter in the frying pan there, Yes, reave
the ship out of it, you know, I gotta be hot, hot, hot, Yeah.
Crack three eggs in there, yes, stick the lid on
the bastard, just walk away into the dishwashing and all
that come back and they've been cooked a baggery, yes,
and they're all rubbery and that you and have them
on a couple of bits of toast with some butter,
(12:22):
a bit of salt, bit of pepper, bit of tomato sauce,
bit of wasster sauce, yes, a little bit of lemons zest,
a little bit of basil fresh basil.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, very nice.
Speaker 3 (12:36):
I like mine scrambled. Actually last night, you never. I
was eating dinner last night and I thought, you know
who love this dinner? The flowers? Oh you're going it
was a broth with porkmants.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
It was a giant broth. Yeah, with porkmants floating in it. Yeah,
and noodles and like Veggie's floating in it. And it
was literally just a big porkman's broth.
Speaker 4 (13:06):
You living a life, brother, Go on, you're kezy?
Speaker 3 (13:10):
Do you want to read some text?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesey.
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Savannah there on the radio hod Archy Big Show that
thank you, Yes, thank you, thank you very much, Good night.
Thirty six minutes past four o'cros. I wanted to get
your opinion on something because that's something that happens to
me regularly.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Is it something that bugs you?
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Yes? Bug does it bug you? Mike that when something
bugs me? Keysy plays that bug bug me sting.
Speaker 4 (13:47):
It's starting to wear thin. I gotta look, mat. It
came on me all of a sudden, What did.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
That?
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I didn't like that sting? I loved it, loved it,
loved it, and then I was over it. What happened?
Speaker 2 (14:05):
Can we focus here a bit please?
Speaker 3 (14:07):
Okay, I've noticed a bit of.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
A phenomenon and I don't know if it happens to
you guys or other people out there in the audience.
And it's what I call the courier phenomenon.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
So did you say Korea phenomenon?
Speaker 2 (14:23):
Courier?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Oh, courier.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Sorry, And it's happened to me twice this week. I
was stepping into the shower nude and as my dog
is prying to do Mogi, and you know, this went
off ahead, back and back and went off. Generally that's
(14:46):
a sign that someone's here. And I was literally stepping
into the shower, so I quickly pulled on my trackies
and my little T shirt. At the end, I went out, yes,
and it was a courier and I was like, ah,
if man sign my name there. And then today I've
(15:07):
been waiting all day for a courier to turn up
to deliver all of our new bathroom stuffites, mirrors, heat
heat rack, all that sort of stuff. Well, you know
a tour rack that was for the bedroom, the heat
wreck just alongside the sex swing there and I'll be
(15:30):
wanting to the point mogie where I didn't even go
to the gym. Trus my wife said they're going to deliver.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
It this morning.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
So I was like, I can't even go to the
gym because of this damn courier didn't turn up. Didn't
turn up. It was about you know, called it to twelve,
and I went, right, I'm having a shower.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Who did you say that to the duck?
Speaker 2 (15:50):
Just to myself, just to myself.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I ented the duck on my couch.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
I might invited in again, for sure. I was nude again,
but this time in the shower. I've been in there
for about thirty seconds, so I was all.
Speaker 6 (16:05):
Wet, sud it up and stuff with me old my
liquid soap there, cinnamon and coconut.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
I think it is no sandal wooden coconut. Yeah, just
really working it in there, yeah yeah yeah. And then
of course the dog goes absolutely ballistic and I'm all
sudded up. I have to quickly wash myself off, get
changed very quickly. It's the courier again. And this is
a phenomenon, a different curer. This is what I've noticed,
(16:43):
and I don't know if it happens to anyone else.
Careers turn up. It seems to me when you're naked,
when I'm either naked having a go at myself, yeah,
or spoiling a raga.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Yeah. So that's most of the day though, So I'm.
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Wondering if people find that too that it's almost like
they've got hidden cameras in your house, so they go heah, yeah,
now I'm going to turn up.
Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
Do you find that or is that not an issue
for you?
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Guys?
Speaker 3 (17:08):
Well, it's hard for me to know whether if the
courier turning up at my house is at the same
time as you having a rager, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (17:15):
Yeah, Well, I mean do you have a rager and
a curriers turned up that's happened to me.
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Nah, I have the issue that I have with couriers. Well,
I don't have to deal with the career. They turn up,
they throw things on the porch, and they bag her off.
I don't have to have anything to do with it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Well, often I have to sign off. And you know,
today it was all the stuff for the bathroom, so
I had to help them carry it all in and stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:36):
Well, easy solution shoot your dog because your dog goes
off right to take your dog up the back. Panic
problem solved.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Yeah, Or you could have a shower first thing in
the morning.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
Well, I usually have a shower after my gym session, Kisi,
but you didn't go to day.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, something to do with your rager as well. I'm
not happy about. I don't know what part of it,
Probably the probably the circumcision.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
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