September 16, 2024 • 13 mins
On today's show, we talk about really trivial stuff, like starting a family and committing to getting a dog.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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for raw dog its four to sit every weekday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, looking pretty grim out there for yellow suddenly, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I mean it looks fine.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's very cold coming in. I noticed about four or
five degrees dropping temperature as I was coming in. Really,
she was not good?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Did you have your hair on the year really still?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Before I left home today? Thundersilms predicted tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, and you're just stoked about your dog, won't you. Yeah,
you have to put up with that, and your neighbors
will be fucking then her over mood after the last
performance and more.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's fine if it's tonight when my wife and I
are home. Currently, my daughter's at home with the dog
and the trade, so I'm just hoping it doesn't strike
while I'm away.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The funny thing is when there's thunder and lighting at
my house. Ever since I got in the and then
cleared out the water drainage and stuff, I know my
house is sweet, and I just like being in bed
listening to rain and thunder. I like that too, except
for at your house. It's like a nightmare because ru's
going nuts. Yes, because I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Actually, my wife just texted me to say she's getting
drugs from the vet. But having said that, we've used
then before and they didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Are they lethal?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Depends what sort of dosage actually that that was the
amazing thing. It was some massive sedative it but the
dosage was like far out, are you serious? And then
she just kind of imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It would have to have to offset the adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, yeah, so you need a good old whack to
even get a vaguely calm akey.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's the go, that's the go, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It was interesting because I was doning christiasch over the
weekend chatting to the mother in law and she was like, oh,
you guys will be wanting to get a dog. It's
on stage, you know, in the horizon.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You've never mentioned a dog. Keysy, No, and strike me
as a dog.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I grew up with dogs, had a German shep in
a big Border Collie and I loved them. But as
soon as I moved away, I'm like, I don't know
if I will get a dog, because that means I
have to settle down and look after and on the weekend,
it's like, what I'm gonna do with the dog?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It is, it's a massive pain in the ass. And
in fact, but.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Once you've got a family, everyone's a pain.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well exactly, when once you've had a family, get a dog, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's having said that, it's not quite like that because
you can take your family away, but then you've got
your dog to deal with.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, and then that never stops being a pain in
the ass. But because your life has changed so much,
it's Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But does the dog's friendship counterbe? Counterbalance that counterbalance.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What you know, like my wife, you know she goes
to My wife goes for walks every day and you know,
goes down to the beach with the dog, and so
she does stuff that she wouldn't normally do, right if
she didn't have a doll.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So you're saying it's good to have a dog because
it makes your wife exercise. Well, I mean she exercise
is the reason you've got of.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Her own accord anyway, right, But I'll never forget And
I watched I paid Heed. Well, actually no, but the
hell's heed. My father in law said, don't get a dog,
they are a ball like well he actually said there
are pain in the ass and we went, no, no,
be cute.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I think you've got to get the right dog.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yet nine ten years later, Yeah, you want to get
a dog that you don't have to, that doesn't have
the kind of energy that yours has got.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's right. They run fifty k's a day.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Even like our house, which was four acres, we had
a Collie Rocky, and he was so energitic and even
on our thing, and he would chase everyone around and
to be running around constantly, he was still way too Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah. And the thing is, but back in the day
we could exhaust her, would run her and run her
and run, and you get pretty tired out. We can't
do that anymore because she her legs rooted, so she
doesn't get the runs that she used to get. And
she's just grumpy and old.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, but she's still for a border collie, is that old? Eight?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So she's grumpy, old and has buggered legs.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, but she's she actually is a lovely dog.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah. Of course your love all your dogs, don't you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And she you know, she.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Isn't it weird? Knowing that it could be a dog
or a puppy out there probably hasn't been born yet.
To be honest, that one day I'm going to be
obsessed with and I in love with, But for now
I don't care because I.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Don't know it exists.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Twelve to fifteen the average border collige J So you
got three to three to six years old. More than
that four to seven, four to seven years it's halfway
through its life. Yeah, okay, it's middle aged man, it is.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
She get her a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But you know there's places you can go to, you know,
yeah if needed. Oh, but you know, we love it.
I tell you what, men, The weird thing is you
know how my cat died? Well, I had to put
had and put down who tiger? Tigger? Who I never
paid heed of? Really? Apart from feeding?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What have you been paid?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Heed?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Paid any attention?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Attention?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know? I feed him every day and all that so,
and I gave him the occasional cuddle. But I've been
having quite a few pangs recently, like going to feed
him and on seeing his food bowl and I go, oh,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You've been banging on about that little I think it's
a reflection of your own sense of mortality.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Jase, Carol's that cat he was seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, a big part of your life. Yeah, big part
of your life. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Both our cats were like that, but they were kittens
when our little ones were little.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, that's a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Have you got another cat?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No? Right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you think it's time to put the bowl away?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You look at it. And also the food. I wouldn't
keep buying the food, keep going to feed the cat.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The cats. We don't have that anymore too. It's just
in my head like, oh, I've got a feed tigger
and then I know he's not here.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I've been thinking about that. I haven't been thinking that
about that, would tinker. Yeah, that's the one part I'm
looking forward to, not Phoenix feeding every every fucking day. Yes, yeah,
it's a day keysy as well come home. The family
has been there for hours, haven't been. The dog follows
me around the house here and at me dog ween
feed that right.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's like school lunches, Mogi it is.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And my wife finishes her job. So she's on a
job and she finishes in a week or so, and
I'm like, I can't wait, man, Yeah, school lunches. She's like, no,
I'll still be doing other things. You'll be Yeah, it's
all good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, the whole Lucky Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hurarchy. They Big Show Podcast. But my
daughter also made a little memorial stone for the cat,
so that sits on the driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
There's a little reminder keys and what you run it
over every day.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, it's actually in a little ditch where her bowl
used to be. His bowl wasn't a ditch, well, I know,
it's just where the end of the drive is a
little then.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Again there well even to the body in the end,
did you have it cremated?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No, my wife buried him.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh really, you don't know where. It's a scavenger hunt
has really involved in that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I know where. It's very similar to where I buried
my other cat and the bank on the fat. Well.
You have to be conscious too of you know, dogs, scavengers, yes,
and all that sort of stuff, because we don't want
to sort of dead cat carcass. You know what I
found when I buried our first cat, the other cat. Yeah, Moon,
(07:33):
you have to dig a who of a hole moon.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh you know to have to moon TV.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But like I was quite amazed. I dug this hole,
and when are you that's enough? And then I went, oh,
put her put her in, and was like, oh tailstick,
so there's a poor coming out of the ground. I'm like, oh,
hang on, you actually have to get My wife was
saying the same thing. She said, fun. I didn't realize
had to dig such a massive hole. Yeah, but and
(08:00):
we got I think I told you got a lovely
card from the vets, which I thought.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Was a nice tage.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yes, signed by all this staff saying thinking of you
and your loss, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
How much did they charge you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
All up for the consultation and the execution? One hundred
and fifty.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Bucks bargain, Yeah, bargain and you got a card out
of that? There was about eight bucks one hundred and
forty two. Yeah, man, sweet, that's so right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, but I would push pause.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Pow yes on on a dog.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm not right now, I am your step
Where is your mother in law?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Keen on that? Because she's thinking babies? Obviously, well obviously
you should get up to say, yeah, I was thinking
about getting the pitbull.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, you're a mass of staphi.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, exactly, and see how she feels about that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But the only reason she said that is because they're
going to Europe at the start of next year for
five weeks. Her parents are right, and they've got a
little dog, Percy. Who's Montgomery Yeah cool, that's right, referee,
no South African full back. They've got a little staff
he call Percy, or it's not Steffie. It's a Schnauzery
kind of looking thing, Jack russelly thing.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's a little piece of ship dog, really friendly and
trying to convince us that we should look after Percy
for five weeks. And my wife's into it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, and I'm like, how would you get him up here?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Just a crass the dragon, Yeah, drag him and then
put them in your career, them up overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, but you might get those bubble bags.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Get a bubble bag, steal it up, drag him first
career overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Right, Okay, cocaine we made.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
We need a big envelope for Rue to do that,
you know, one of those big bastards.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, Well the thing that Lucy is like, oh yeah, no,
we could do that. We could totally babysit Percy, and
I'm like, you don't understand, like we we won't be
able to do anything. We'll have to all of a
sudden be looking after this dog five weeks from when,
from like April, I'm gonna do it. So come on,
you'll have a dog one day, won't you, Chris, one
day when i've you know.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
When I'm not looking after your fucking dog. All right, woman,
what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I like my mother and I had a dream the
other night, Keys, he might have been son last night
that you had triplets.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh wow, I wouldn't one for each burnt meat, pity nip, Mike, because.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You've got that, you've got that middle one. Yeah, the
three of them. Back in the day, Keys, he would
have been killed as a witch.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Having three nibbles. I think I would love to have twins,
twins straight away.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, No, it would be done.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Sorry, this is me, this is me. I would like
to have really and then it's out the way. You've
got your two kids. It's a fucking nightmare, and then
a couple of you you're going through at the same time,
both kids, and then you're done.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I would agree with it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And then chop it off.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Twins are weird?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Are they all twins?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes? All the twins I've made a weird What about
the ever Swindles? I haven't met them.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What about the Ingham twins?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, arrest my case.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
What about the Kray twins?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They were they were characters.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Reggie and yes Ray, Regie and good looking fellows, good looking,
homicidal yes, perfect maniacs. Yes, but that's that's just a
couple of charming charm A couple of charmers, no doubt. Yes,
who else is there? Who are the other twins that
we know about?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's pretty hot ones. I don't know their names.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Are they on your video?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I can't never get the name.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, I know, but I know the handle.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I know that. Yeah, thanks man. But you and twins
get it done, tic man?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
How do you get twins?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, yeah, it's a bit of luck involved in the Yeah,
a lot of luck.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Apparently the twin Jean is in the family.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Though, to our family family, my cousins are my cousins
are twins.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Every generation has twins in their family, so.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The gene we seem to have in our families as girls. Yeah,
just girls everywhere. No boys, yeah, right everywhere. Yes, I
think it's about fourteen or fifteen girls to one boy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would like to know the numbers of my family
actually with now that i'm with the misses there, Yes,
it is just women as far as the eye can see. Crazy, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You're saying they're all crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
One of the husbands say, is there's no surprise. That's
what he reckons, right. It gives a few beers in
them surprises. I'm the only one that's sucking. That's a classic. Damn.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I had a question. Oh yeah, hit, Oh my am,
I've been doing I've been doing fake golf swings all week.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh you got golfers playing.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Golf from not playing, right.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I look forward to him not being able to play
for the reason. Hey, listen to hodarky four or seventy
every week day. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's the big show.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Good stuff.
For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
for raw dog its four to sit every weekday.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, looking pretty grim out there for yellow suddenly, isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
I mean it looks fine.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
It's very cold coming in. I noticed about four or
five degrees dropping temperature as I was coming in. Really,
she was not good?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Did you have your hair on the year really still?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Before I left home today? Thundersilms predicted tonight.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Yeah, and you're just stoked about your dog, won't you. Yeah,
you have to put up with that, and your neighbors
will be fucking then her over mood after the last
performance and more.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It's fine if it's tonight when my wife and I
are home. Currently, my daughter's at home with the dog
and the trade, so I'm just hoping it doesn't strike
while I'm away.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Right.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
The funny thing is when there's thunder and lighting at
my house. Ever since I got in the and then
cleared out the water drainage and stuff, I know my
house is sweet, and I just like being in bed
listening to rain and thunder. I like that too, except
for at your house. It's like a nightmare because ru's
going nuts. Yes, because I'm really enjoying it.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Actually, my wife just texted me to say she's getting
drugs from the vet. But having said that, we've used
then before and they didn't work.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Are they lethal?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Depends what sort of dosage actually that that was the
amazing thing. It was some massive sedative it but the
dosage was like far out, are you serious? And then
she just kind of imagine.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It would have to have to offset the adrenaline.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, yeah, so you need a good old whack to
even get a vaguely calm akey.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
That's the go, that's the go, mate.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
It was interesting because I was doning christiasch over the
weekend chatting to the mother in law and she was like, oh,
you guys will be wanting to get a dog. It's
on stage, you know, in the horizon.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
You've never mentioned a dog. Keysy, No, and strike me
as a dog.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I grew up with dogs, had a German shep in
a big Border Collie and I loved them. But as
soon as I moved away, I'm like, I don't know
if I will get a dog, because that means I
have to settle down and look after and on the weekend,
it's like, what I'm gonna do with the dog?
Speaker 1 (02:13):
You know, it's a pain in the ass.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
It is, it's a massive pain in the ass. And
in fact, but.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Once you've got a family, everyone's a pain.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Well exactly, when once you've had a family, get a dog, Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
That's having said that, it's not quite like that because
you can take your family away, but then you've got
your dog to deal with.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, and then that never stops being a pain in
the ass. But because your life has changed so much,
it's Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
But does the dog's friendship counterbe? Counterbalance that counterbalance.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What you know, like my wife, you know she goes
to My wife goes for walks every day and you know,
goes down to the beach with the dog, and so
she does stuff that she wouldn't normally do, right if
she didn't have a doll.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So you're saying it's good to have a dog because
it makes your wife exercise. Well, I mean she exercise
is the reason you've got of.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Her own accord anyway, right, But I'll never forget And
I watched I paid Heed. Well, actually no, but the
hell's heed. My father in law said, don't get a dog,
they are a ball like well he actually said there
are pain in the ass and we went, no, no,
be cute.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Yeah, I think you've got to get the right dog.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yet nine ten years later, Yeah, you want to get
a dog that you don't have to, that doesn't have
the kind of energy that yours has got.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Yes, yes, yeah, it's right. They run fifty k's a day.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Even like our house, which was four acres, we had
a Collie Rocky, and he was so energitic and even
on our thing, and he would chase everyone around and
to be running around constantly, he was still way too Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
You can't, you can't.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah. And the thing is, but back in the day
we could exhaust her, would run her and run her
and run, and you get pretty tired out. We can't
do that anymore because she her legs rooted, so she
doesn't get the runs that she used to get. And
she's just grumpy and old.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Yeah, but she's still for a border collie, is that old? Eight?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
So she's grumpy, old and has buggered legs.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, but she's she actually is a lovely dog.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah. Of course your love all your dogs, don't you.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
And she you know, she.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Isn't it weird? Knowing that it could be a dog
or a puppy out there probably hasn't been born yet.
To be honest, that one day I'm going to be
obsessed with and I in love with, But for now
I don't care because I.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Don't know it exists.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Twelve to fifteen the average border collige J So you
got three to three to six years old. More than
that four to seven, four to seven years it's halfway
through its life. Yeah, okay, it's middle aged man, it is.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
She get her a tattoo.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
But you know there's places you can go to, you know,
yeah if needed. Oh, but you know, we love it.
I tell you what, men, The weird thing is you
know how my cat died? Well, I had to put
had and put down who tiger? Tigger? Who I never
paid heed of? Really? Apart from feeding?
Speaker 3 (05:01):
What have you been paid?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Heed?
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Paid any attention?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Attention?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
You know? I feed him every day and all that so,
and I gave him the occasional cuddle. But I've been
having quite a few pangs recently, like going to feed
him and on seeing his food bowl and I go, oh,
that's right.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
You've been banging on about that little I think it's
a reflection of your own sense of mortality.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Jase, Carol's that cat he was seventeen.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah, a big part of your life. Yeah, big part
of your life. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Both our cats were like that, but they were kittens
when our little ones were little.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Yeah, that's a long time.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Have you got another cat?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
No? Right?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Do you think it's time to put the bowl away?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
No?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
You look at it. And also the food. I wouldn't
keep buying the food, keep going to feed the cat.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
The cats. We don't have that anymore too. It's just
in my head like, oh, I've got a feed tigger
and then I know he's not here.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
I've been thinking about that. I haven't been thinking that
about that, would tinker. Yeah, that's the one part I'm
looking forward to, not Phoenix feeding every every fucking day. Yes, yeah,
it's a day keysy as well come home. The family
has been there for hours, haven't been. The dog follows
me around the house here and at me dog ween
feed that right.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
It's like school lunches, Mogi it is.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
And my wife finishes her job. So she's on a
job and she finishes in a week or so, and
I'm like, I can't wait, man, Yeah, school lunches. She's like, no,
I'll still be doing other things. You'll be Yeah, it's
all good.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, yeah, the whole Lucky Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hurarchy. They Big Show Podcast. But my
daughter also made a little memorial stone for the cat,
so that sits on the driveway.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
There's a little reminder keys and what you run it
over every day.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
No, it's actually in a little ditch where her bowl
used to be. His bowl wasn't a ditch, well, I know,
it's just where the end of the drive is a
little then.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Again there well even to the body in the end,
did you have it cremated?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
No, my wife buried him.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Oh really, you don't know where. It's a scavenger hunt
has really involved in that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I know where. It's very similar to where I buried
my other cat and the bank on the fat. Well.
You have to be conscious too of you know, dogs, scavengers, yes,
and all that sort of stuff, because we don't want
to sort of dead cat carcass. You know what I
found when I buried our first cat, the other cat. Yeah, Moon,
(07:33):
you have to dig a who of a hole moon.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Oh you know to have to moon TV.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
But like I was quite amazed. I dug this hole,
and when are you that's enough? And then I went, oh,
put her put her in, and was like, oh tailstick,
so there's a poor coming out of the ground. I'm like, oh,
hang on, you actually have to get My wife was
saying the same thing. She said, fun. I didn't realize
had to dig such a massive hole. Yeah, but and
(08:00):
we got I think I told you got a lovely
card from the vets, which I thought.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Was a nice tage.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yes, signed by all this staff saying thinking of you
and your loss, blah blah blah.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
How much did they charge you.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
All up for the consultation and the execution? One hundred
and fifty.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Bucks bargain, Yeah, bargain and you got a card out
of that? There was about eight bucks one hundred and
forty two. Yeah, man, sweet, that's so right.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Yeah, but I would push pause.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Pow yes on on a dog.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Yeah, absolutely, I'm not right now, I am your step
Where is your mother in law?
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Keen on that? Because she's thinking babies? Obviously, well obviously
you should get up to say, yeah, I was thinking
about getting the pitbull.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, you're a mass of staphi.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Yeah, exactly, and see how she feels about that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
But the only reason she said that is because they're
going to Europe at the start of next year for
five weeks. Her parents are right, and they've got a
little dog, Percy. Who's Montgomery Yeah cool, that's right, referee,
no South African full back. They've got a little staff
he call Percy, or it's not Steffie. It's a Schnauzery
kind of looking thing, Jack russelly thing.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
It's a little piece of ship dog, really friendly and
trying to convince us that we should look after Percy
for five weeks. And my wife's into it.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yeah, and I'm like, how would you get him up here?
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Just a crass the dragon, Yeah, drag him and then
put them in your career, them up overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Yeah, but you might get those bubble bags.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Get a bubble bag, steal it up, drag him first
career overnight.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Right, Okay, cocaine we made.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
We need a big envelope for Rue to do that,
you know, one of those big bastards.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
Yeah, Well the thing that Lucy is like, oh yeah, no,
we could do that. We could totally babysit Percy, and
I'm like, you don't understand, like we we won't be
able to do anything. We'll have to all of a
sudden be looking after this dog five weeks from when,
from like April, I'm gonna do it. So come on,
you'll have a dog one day, won't you, Chris, one
day when i've you know.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
When I'm not looking after your fucking dog. All right, woman,
what you said?
Speaker 3 (10:10):
No, it's definitely not.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I like my mother and I had a dream the
other night, Keys, he might have been son last night
that you had triplets.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Oh wow, I wouldn't one for each burnt meat, pity nip, Mike, because.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
You've got that, you've got that middle one. Yeah, the
three of them. Back in the day, Keys, he would
have been killed as a witch.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Having three nibbles. I think I would love to have twins,
twins straight away.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
No, No, it would be done.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Sorry, this is me, this is me. I would like
to have really and then it's out the way. You've
got your two kids. It's a fucking nightmare, and then
a couple of you you're going through at the same time,
both kids, and then you're done.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I would agree with it.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
And then chop it off.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Twins are weird?
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Are they all twins?
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yes? All the twins I've made a weird What about
the ever Swindles? I haven't met them.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
What about the Ingham twins?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Well, arrest my case.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
What about the Kray twins?
Speaker 2 (11:17):
They were they were characters.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Reggie and yes Ray, Regie and good looking fellows, good looking,
homicidal yes, perfect maniacs. Yes, but that's that's just a
couple of charming charm A couple of charmers, no doubt. Yes,
who else is there? Who are the other twins that
we know about?
Speaker 3 (11:40):
It's pretty hot ones. I don't know their names.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Are they on your video?
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I can't never get the name.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah, I know, but I know the handle.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
I know that. Yeah, thanks man. But you and twins
get it done, tic man?
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, good luck.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
How do you get twins?
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Well, yeah, it's a bit of luck involved in the Yeah,
a lot of luck.
Speaker 3 (12:04):
Apparently the twin Jean is in the family.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Though, to our family family, my cousins are my cousins
are twins.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Every generation has twins in their family, so.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
The gene we seem to have in our families as girls. Yeah,
just girls everywhere. No boys, yeah, right everywhere. Yes, I
think it's about fourteen or fifteen girls to one boy.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I would like to know the numbers of my family
actually with now that i'm with the misses there, Yes,
it is just women as far as the eye can see. Crazy, unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
You're saying they're all crazy.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
One of the husbands say, is there's no surprise. That's
what he reckons, right. It gives a few beers in
them surprises. I'm the only one that's sucking. That's a classic. Damn.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
I had a question. Oh yeah, hit, Oh my am,
I've been doing I've been doing fake golf swings all week.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh you got golfers playing.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Golf from not playing, right.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
I look forward to him not being able to play
for the reason. Hey, listen to hodarky four or seventy
every week day. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
It's the big show.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Good stuff.
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