September 19, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's show, we open right up about just how freaky our individual proclivities get in the bedroom...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah man, I reckon man, good stuff. Was that one
of those Tuesday Thursday, your hump day?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's my hump day.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It feels like my hump day to day And pugs
were saying the same too, and my wife we're all
a bit spaced out, spased out.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah, Well it was one of those days where
I went, actually, I've got nothing on and then I went, oh,
actually there is a bit happening. Then I turned into
her every day just organizing stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we couldn't have played golf.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Well we probably know we couldn't have. We couldn't have today,
We probably could have.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Would have been a really annoying thing to say, just thing.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes no, but then also pissed down quite a lot today.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, as well talk about my sleep then
if we've got nothing else, you want to say that
the show, it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. Okay,
we'll save that.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've got some sleep chat today too.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, they'll go with my sleep check quite nicely. What
are you drinking the cheesy coffee? And but funny to
do his sleep chat. My wife's got a sleep tracker.
She's got the Apple Watch, oh yeah, and it tracks
her sleep and who latest thing is how you came
to be able to live in last night? And I'll
be like, oh yeah, why is that? Actually be like
oh yeah, and then she'll see me a screenshot of
me waking her up on her sleep tecker.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Right, and I'll be like, don't send me that. But
otherwise I'll stop coming to bed. Will that make you happy?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, probably, it's quite funny. That's why she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, you do tend to, just after you've had your
ports or your sherries and stuff, sort of stagger into
the bed and do a big fat and then about
your ass off. Let out a couple of rappers as well.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What I do. He's been asleep for like an hour and
a half. I've been online with pugs.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'll walk in and I'll brush my teeth, walk in,
get the shark, the met out, pull back the blankets,
put that on my side of the bed, lie down
on that, pull the blankets back up.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Watch something on my laptop for half an hour the
shark mate. You have to put it on every night.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I put on every night just because sometimes she'll roll
over onto a bit of spikes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But honestly, she.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Sleeps pretty like you know, you could freaking break into
our house and steal everything and she'd still be asleep.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Good to Uh she isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know where he lives, Magie, You and me can
do a mesh one day.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Easy will be steamed there as a bit of a joke,
he robbed me be.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Steamed on the couch, and his wife would be fast asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I just sent her the photo of the the ball
gag that was out there. I've never got that, and
I just said do you want this? And she just
laugh reacted and said, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What about here made at the gym? Ask her if
she wants it? Oh, the threesome girls. She's She actually
hit me up the other day.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
She's like, now you guys still talking about me and
the girl from the gym, or if you put that
to be.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Certainly still thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm putting it to better,
all right, we're wanting to put it to be at
the Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just always start in the lounge,
those gags in the mouth, I don't get it. I
don't get it. I don't see the appeal. But as
I say, well, you know we were talking today on
the chair, you were saying old pag sound for example've
got a bit of a foot fetish. Well and I
didn't know that, but fill your boots on that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But like that's a nice play on words.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
The the gag was I've never got.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Or masks.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
So the thing I understand why they do it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's not for me, right, Yeah, I don't see the appeal.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So mask dehumanizes the person, right, that's right, whatever you want, yeah, right, okay,
yeah you like that?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, yeah, you look good in the mask, can you?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
All three of us wearing good mask would be a
massive bulge in the middle of it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's just hanging out downstairs.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because they're the ones with the zips, the face.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The mouth, the back.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, for the mouth. Maybe if you're lucky and there's
a ball gig in it. Yeah, I know, it's not
really my I'm just pretty you know. Vanilla, just vanilla
ice cream straight mesh. That's right, the old schoolway where
you lay a sheet down over your partner. Yeah, there's
(04:40):
a sheet and they're completely covered head to toe and
there's just a whole cut out around the privates and
you just lay down on top. Yeah, and just you
just put that through there and there. Right, that's good.
That's that. Yeh off you go because you're just doing it.
It's discussing and you should be ashamed of it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You want to know a really weird fat Yes, I've
never seen my wife naked.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Fuck off? Tell us more about that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, you were just describing the sheet scenario.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yes, that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Lights off, Yeah, all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And why is that? Is that because you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
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Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You were saying to me that you find the female
body a massive turn off. Yeah, and if there's one
way to get rid of your erection.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But seeing a naked woman.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, man, no, that doesn't check out because been in
close proximity. Yeah, true, yeah, but things aiety of those
things can happen totally.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You know, I have, of course seen my wife naked.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're such a thanks foreling, isn't it weird? You gave
me a hecky ones. Well have you ever given a hecky?
We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, I've given hecky pe so, yeah, and I've
big heckys.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, not deliberately.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Heckeys were very much soret after. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
When you're when you're fourteen fifteen mates, they put the
vacuum cleaner on the next yes, of course, yeah, yeah,
but oh now it was my It was just uh,
you know, its old mates neighbor. She was giving us hey,
oh yeah, she's got a round mouth, eh, pretty round math.
(06:44):
But you didn't know anything either. Yeah, maybe that is true,
but I think it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I can I can see you being very vanilla, actually, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Were what you see yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You were very vanilla?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, as a joke, he's actually a free Wow. How
nasty do you reckon? I get, Jace? How nasty do
you think I would get if I was allowed to
go full nasty?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Sometimes you take your T shirt off.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, and if it's a special occasion, sure, that's about
as nasty as i'd imagine you get in keasy. And
there's certain people like I can imagine being nasty, like
pug So yeah, pug Son definitely, you know, but he's
(07:34):
in all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Because on the way to that video we were doing today,
I was with Isaac and the Pantsman. It was actually
Isaac that was telling me that he's Pug Soun's like
massive and defeat. And he even said to the Pantsman,
I don't bring Grayson, and if you do, make sure
she's got work boots on. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
if she's wearing open toad shoes or anything, it's just
like you know, a field Day. Who's Grace Pantsman's partner.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And interestingly enough, I don't know if you guys heard this,
who were filming a video to date all the listeners
out there and at a at a jewelry stall, it's
say and pat Sam was inquiring about toe rings.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, and I was like, have you got someone in mind?
Is that Nat? I just want to see photos of
toe rings? Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It was you know, We've been talking about our insta feed,
you guys. I'm just scrolling through the algorithms and oh,
pat Son just trotty Conney, sticky beef and feet.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's right, It's just the sticky beef content as well.
There's just so many videos. Oh fuck, have you the
(09:00):
nastiest out of us through Mogi? Same? Yeah, because you're
too old.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, yeah, that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I was never nasty, but you know, adventurous yeah at times. Yeah,
but you know, I'm I'm not going to give you
any details. Obviously, have you got I'm not going to
give you any details, but let's just say back in
(09:34):
the day and now, it's just like you know, it's
quality of a quantity.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Have you ever sucked someone's toe?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I actually haven't either. I've got a problem with to me,
that's too there's too much risk involved in that. Yes,
and I think mainly because I've seen what my fucking
toes can look like. Have been to the gym, and
you get athletes for it's fucking foul. Now, a woman's
foot is very really like that. In fact, I've never
seen one like that. But yeah, I don't know, but
maybe start bringing it, then you gonna start bringing it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
So I'm just looking at Pugs. He's not a heavy camper.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's weird because he's so open and honestly, also, no.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
That's we should get him on one day and just
talk us through it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
He was telling us as well that he can stick
an and tire of like all five toes in his
mouth in front of a foot.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Hmm. It's stand, isn't it. I was your mom listening
to the spuds.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But you're right.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I'm like you, Maggie. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm a raised a freak.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't. I can't. Toes don't do it for me. No,
nor my wife. My wife hates feet.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I thought you were just say normal wife. She doesn't
do it for me either.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
No, my wife does it for me. But but does
she hates I thought you weren't going to go into details.
Well I can give you that detail. She's not on
defeat right, But she does it for you. Does what
will you?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hey, listen to the Big Show Ford or even a
radio hold.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It'll do it for you, man, trust me, pugs An
lay off the feet man.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah,
For all you made bastards Loving the Big Show podcast,
Get Up even Closer on Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok for
targets for to seven every weekday on radio Recare.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah man, I reckon man, good stuff. Was that one
of those Tuesday Thursday, your hump day?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
It's my hump day.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
It feels like my hump day to day And pugs
were saying the same too, and my wife we're all
a bit spaced out, spased out.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, yeah, Well it was one of those days where
I went, actually, I've got nothing on and then I went, oh,
actually there is a bit happening. Then I turned into
her every day just organizing stuff.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
So we couldn't have played golf.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Well we probably know we couldn't have. We couldn't have today,
We probably could have.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Would have been a really annoying thing to say, just thing.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Yes no, but then also pissed down quite a lot today.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
Yeah yeah, yeah, as well talk about my sleep then
if we've got nothing else, you want to say that
the show, it's pretty good. It's pretty good stuff. Okay,
we'll save that.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I've got some sleep chat today too.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Well, they'll go with my sleep check quite nicely. What
are you drinking the cheesy coffee? And but funny to
do his sleep chat. My wife's got a sleep tracker.
She's got the Apple Watch, oh yeah, and it tracks
her sleep and who latest thing is how you came
to be able to live in last night? And I'll
be like, oh yeah, why is that? Actually be like
oh yeah, and then she'll see me a screenshot of
me waking her up on her sleep tecker.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Right, and I'll be like, don't send me that. But
otherwise I'll stop coming to bed. Will that make you happy?
Speaker 5 (01:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, probably, it's quite funny. That's why she's doing it.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Well, you do tend to, just after you've had your
ports or your sherries and stuff, sort of stagger into
the bed and do a big fat and then about
your ass off. Let out a couple of rappers as well.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
What I do. He's been asleep for like an hour and
a half. I've been online with pugs.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
I'll walk in and I'll brush my teeth, walk in,
get the shark, the met out, pull back the blankets,
put that on my side of the bed, lie down
on that, pull the blankets back up.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Watch something on my laptop for half an hour the
shark mate. You have to put it on every night.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
I put on every night just because sometimes she'll roll
over onto a bit of spikes.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
But honestly, she.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Sleeps pretty like you know, you could freaking break into
our house and steal everything and she'd still be asleep.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Good to Uh she isn't it?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I know where he lives, Magie, You and me can
do a mesh one day.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Easy will be steamed there as a bit of a joke,
he robbed me be.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Steamed on the couch, and his wife would be fast asleep.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I just sent her the photo of the the ball
gag that was out there. I've never got that, and
I just said do you want this? And she just
laugh reacted and said, hell yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
What about here made at the gym? Ask her if
she wants it? Oh, the threesome girls. She's She actually
hit me up the other day.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
She's like, now you guys still talking about me and
the girl from the gym, or if you put that
to be.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Certainly still thinking about it?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Yeah. I was like, yeah, I'm putting it to better,
all right, we're wanting to put it to be at
the Yeah, exactly. Yeah, just always start in the lounge,
those gags in the mouth, I don't get it. I
don't get it. I don't see the appeal. But as
I say, well, you know we were talking today on
the chair, you were saying old pag sound for example've
got a bit of a foot fetish. Well and I
didn't know that, but fill your boots on that.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
But like that's a nice play on words.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
The the gag was I've never got.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Or masks.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
So the thing I understand why they do it.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
It's not for me, right, Yeah, I don't see the appeal.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
So mask dehumanizes the person, right, that's right, whatever you want, yeah, right, okay,
yeah you like that?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, yeah, you look good in the mask, can you?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
All three of us wearing good mask would be a
massive bulge in the middle of it.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
It's just hanging out downstairs.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
Because they're the ones with the zips, the face.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
The mouth, the back.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Yeah, for the mouth. Maybe if you're lucky and there's
a ball gig in it. Yeah, I know, it's not
really my I'm just pretty you know. Vanilla, just vanilla
ice cream straight mesh. That's right, the old schoolway where
you lay a sheet down over your partner. Yeah, there's
(04:40):
a sheet and they're completely covered head to toe and
there's just a whole cut out around the privates and
you just lay down on top. Yeah, and just you
just put that through there and there. Right, that's good.
That's that. Yeh off you go because you're just doing it.
It's discussing and you should be ashamed of it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
You want to know a really weird fat Yes, I've
never seen my wife naked.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Fuck off? Tell us more about that.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Well, you were just describing the sheet scenario.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yes, that's how you do it.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Lights off, Yeah, all that sort of jazz.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And why is that? Is that because you don't want to.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
The Whocky Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
You were saying to me that you find the female
body a massive turn off. Yeah, and if there's one
way to get rid of your erection.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
But seeing a naked woman.
Speaker 5 (05:53):
Yeah, man, no, that doesn't check out because been in
close proximity. Yeah, true, yeah, but things aiety of those
things can happen totally.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
You know, I have, of course seen my wife naked.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
You're such a thanks foreling, isn't it weird? You gave
me a hecky ones. Well have you ever given a hecky?
We talked about this.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Yeah, yeah, I've given hecky pe so, yeah, and I've
big heckys.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, not deliberately.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Heckeys were very much soret after. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
When you're when you're fourteen fifteen mates, they put the
vacuum cleaner on the next yes, of course, yeah, yeah,
but oh now it was my It was just uh,
you know, its old mates neighbor. She was giving us hey,
oh yeah, she's got a round mouth, eh, pretty round math.
(06:44):
But you didn't know anything either. Yeah, maybe that is true,
but I think it's not.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
I can I can see you being very vanilla, actually, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Were what you see yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You were very vanilla?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Yeah, as a joke, he's actually a free Wow. How
nasty do you reckon? I get, Jace? How nasty do
you think I would get if I was allowed to
go full nasty?
Speaker 3 (07:08):
I think that.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
Sometimes you take your T shirt off.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Yeah, and if it's a special occasion, sure, that's about
as nasty as i'd imagine you get in keasy. And
there's certain people like I can imagine being nasty, like
pug So yeah, pug Son definitely, you know, but he's
(07:34):
in all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:35):
Because on the way to that video we were doing today,
I was with Isaac and the Pantsman. It was actually
Isaac that was telling me that he's Pug Soun's like
massive and defeat. And he even said to the Pantsman,
I don't bring Grayson, and if you do, make sure
she's got work boots on. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, because
if she's wearing open toad shoes or anything, it's just
like you know, a field Day. Who's Grace Pantsman's partner.
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
And interestingly enough, I don't know if you guys heard this,
who were filming a video to date all the listeners
out there and at a at a jewelry stall, it's
say and pat Sam was inquiring about toe rings.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
Yeah, and I was like, have you got someone in mind?
Is that Nat? I just want to see photos of
toe rings? Yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
It was you know, We've been talking about our insta feed,
you guys. I'm just scrolling through the algorithms and oh,
pat Son just trotty Conney, sticky beef and feet.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
That's right, It's just the sticky beef content as well.
There's just so many videos. Oh fuck, have you the
(09:00):
nastiest out of us through Mogi? Same? Yeah, because you're
too old.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Now, yeah, that's probably fair.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I think it is.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I was never nasty, but you know, adventurous yeah at times. Yeah,
but you know, I'm I'm not going to give you
any details. Obviously, have you got I'm not going to
give you any details, but let's just say back in
(09:34):
the day and now, it's just like you know, it's
quality of a quantity.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Have you ever sucked someone's toe?
Speaker 1 (09:41):
No?
Speaker 5 (09:43):
I actually haven't either. I've got a problem with to me,
that's too there's too much risk involved in that. Yes,
and I think mainly because I've seen what my fucking
toes can look like. Have been to the gym, and
you get athletes for it's fucking foul. Now, a woman's
foot is very really like that. In fact, I've never
seen one like that. But yeah, I don't know, but
maybe start bringing it, then you gonna start bringing it.
Speaker 3 (10:06):
So I'm just looking at Pugs. He's not a heavy camper.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
That's weird because he's so open and honestly, also, no.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
That's we should get him on one day and just
talk us through it.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
He was telling us as well that he can stick
an and tire of like all five toes in his
mouth in front of a foot.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Hmm. It's stand, isn't it. I was your mom listening
to the spuds.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But you're right.
Speaker 3 (10:31):
I'm like you, Maggie. I'm not.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
I'm a raised a freak.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
I can't. I can't. Toes don't do it for me. No,
nor my wife. My wife hates feet.
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I thought you were just say normal wife. She doesn't
do it for me either.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
No, my wife does it for me. But but does
she hates I thought you weren't going to go into details.
Well I can give you that detail. She's not on
defeat right, But she does it for you. Does what
will you?
Speaker 1 (10:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
Hey, listen to the Big Show Ford or even a
radio hold.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
I can't.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
It'll do it for you, man, trust me, pugs An
lay off the feet man.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah,
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