FULL SHOW: Not A Gripe In Sight

On today's episode, Jase has an apology to make to the fellas, Mike's had a huge night out and Keyzie's waging war against big dental.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Anytime is a good time for a thick shake from
night and Day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to the Biggest Show.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Is our biggest.

Speaker 5 (00:09):
Shot, bitest biggest speak the show which just nice.

Speaker 1 (00:14):
Move and.

Speaker 5 (00:16):
I'll kidding your mad Bastard's great to have your company
this Friday afternoon, the twentieth of September twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
Today.

Speaker 6 (00:32):
Gotta love a Friday, a Moogi.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I love a Friday, Love a Friday, houghty j. Always
have your mad dog, your six son of a bee,
your scum bag. It's just a.

Speaker 6 (00:41):
Feeling that it in scumby that it invokes in you,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
You just feel relaxed. Work doesn't feel like work. You
know you're going into the weekend.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
It just feels good. You know, you get to watch
the black Caps and then you think of yourself, wow,
or watch the cricket and then I'll go home and
then it's the weekend. Yeah, how good?

Speaker 6 (01:01):
Sweet?

Speaker 1 (01:01):
Tell you what, keys you're looking awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:04):
Man. You got your denim cut denim jacket on there
and you.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Just can you just say you look awesome, man, And
then that's it.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Well, I was going to describe what And you've got
your black switch with the hoodie over the top of that,
which is a good look, by the way, and you've
really buffed out your beans today.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
So you are looking sharp, man, you're looking great.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Eazy Jase thinks he invented a hoodie under a denim jacket,
that's what's going on here. He's like, that's the Jason Hoyt. Look,
you know what I mean. But I've been doing this
for years, Jason.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Can I just say that I'm quietly just relieved you're
not wearing one of your filthy caps into it today.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Stop trying to change the narrative on that, all right, Jesus,
It is a good day. It is Friday, the weekend
is almost upon us. Tomorrow, we've got the All Blacks plane,
We've got some NRL Finals footy happening, so for that,
doing a bit of gardening as well this weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
So god, I'm fizzed up for man. Who is did
you say gardening? Yeah? Cool?

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
By the way, I've already got a text here on
three four eight three Keezy on a bit green around
the gills today, lads. That was before we'd even come
on here.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, it's weird. And somebody else is wondering why I
hate dinosaurs so much after listening to yesterday's podcasts. I
don't I love dinosaurs.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Dinosaurs, we just deny that they exist, which is fea.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm just a dinosaur deny.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
Hey, now listen, shout out Friday.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
It's out shidow. I can't do it that way.

Speaker 5 (02:20):
So if you've got a shout out today, text us
three four eight three, and it's kick off with.

Speaker 7 (02:24):
A bit of Beastie Boys for whole Anchie Big Shows
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yes, indeed, mus there on the radio. Hold ankee Big
Show this Friday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past
four o'clock. Any shout out seek easy on three four
eight three.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, heaps of fraud out's coming in for froud Out Shiday.
Fraud out to callum for being a top scumbag on
a Smoko shout today.

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah nice, so obviously didn't buy enough of it.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Froud out to Beino from Morrinsville. Wish him luck with
the ladies this weekend.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Hey, good luck with the ladies. El all men, that's
his hair ladies.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's yeah, yeah, nice fellows.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
A little bit of an apology to make to you both.
I had a.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Bit of stuff to do this morning and was out and.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
About doing stuff and with my wife actually Magie.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Oh oh that's nice because she doesn't work on a Friday. No.
And anyway, my wife went.

Speaker 5 (03:29):
Out with my daughter sort of of you know, eleven
twelve ish, nice and I was sitting at home and
they were the trade easy, you know, doing their thing
trading and usually about sort of one o'clock of a day,
depending on unless I've got stuff.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Going on earlier in the day, I'll have a shower.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
And you know, I was sitting on the couch there
as a of a day out there pissing down.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
I we got more rain today than well apparently.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
I was actually reading something that said we had more
rain today than the entirety of winter.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Yes this year. Wow. Yeah, And because it was still
raining just before, so you read that before you came in.
I was reading something just after you came in, and
it said it's the most rain, more rain than we've
had in the last seventeen years.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
Oh right, Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
In Auckland anyway, I can't speak to the rest of
the country. It doesn't surprise He's incorrect. She was fear
old pissing down.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
It was raining anyway, back to my apology, and I
was sitting on the couch he and I was feeling
a bit woozy and a bit tired.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Sorry for yourself, the end of this weak kind of feeling.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
And then the sword popped into my head.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Do I really need to shower? And I thought about.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
That, and I thought, what about the feels though? Well,
I mean, how would the fellows feel about the fact
that I just come in today without having a shower?
I went on the backbones, they won't care about that.
So I didn't shower at all. I didn't shower at all.
I just changed my t shit, got a bit of
the old underarm under there, whether.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
It's a pig or something.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Put on a put on a new shirt that my
wife bought for me at the shop around here, and
just and just trundle into work. And then I went, oh,
felt a bit bad about it. But there's no difference
to you as there.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
No, I mean, I can't smell you from here. Mogi
probably came with his hanker. But for me, it's the
food you've got on your face there, I've got so
yeah back yeah, yeah, you've got it.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah. How did that get there? I mean, you're not
having a shower one time is completely forgivable. Sure. I
mean we're talking about a guy who we've been working
with for three years and every single day he's come
in he's never wiped his ars properly.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
Hold I Keep Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
And kesy Es.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Indeed, hold there on the radio Hot Archy Big Show.
There's Friday Afternoon, New Zealand going along quite nicely. In
the cricket two five five for four. You got to
shout out there easy.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Yes, a few shout outs coming through for fraud out
Shi day on three four eight three kicking coming you
can win a fifty a night and day voucher. Big
fright out to big turkmen from Mosguwle who's ripping into
some Friday beers and takeaways. A big fright out to Nko,
Marco and m O heading over the hill to Chitcher

(06:35):
for the weekend representing black ball or black ball, A
black bull.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Yeah, black ball, Yeah, that's the one nice hey fellas.
Last night I went and saw a play. You know,
I'm a massive freak for the theater. Yeah, theater.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Well, you know, being an actor of some renown yourself,
I can see it's in your blood of course.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Yeah, I just have to get a fix of it.
And the real treat with this one was that as
my daughter, she's five, it was her first school play. Yes, Now,
I was led to believe that it was a musical,
which it was, but that it was Shindler's list of
the musical. It wasn't what the hell it was? Moan

(07:17):
see that seems but I don't know. Look, I'm not
the creative director at that school in order I want
to be. But let's just say that I had my
arms folded as I waited for it to start. I
was putting out a real vibe. Anyway it started, and look,

(07:38):
as much as I'd love to bag it, and you
know how I'd love to bag it, definitely, it was
actually bloody good. Great. I think the year ones they
call them year ones now kezy the first year Yeah,
when Jason and I were there, it was Prema one,
wasn't it. I think I'm not sure but all the
year ones. I think they were playing grains of Sand.

(08:00):
It's hard to tell because they're all wearing clothes and
then like skirts and stuff, but they don't seem to
be related to anything. They came out, they had a scene.
They had a little dance number that they did and
the crowd went nuts. The crowd went nut. It's about
six hundred people there. There's a lot of people there,
huge bloody auditorium, if not more actually, and the parents

(08:22):
love the younger kids because the younger kids are cute.
The older you get, the less cute you are, the
less people like you, they don't want to see you anymore, totally.
So the young kid's got a huge ovation. I don't
know how my daughter did it. She came out within
four seconds she'd spotted my wife and I'm the crowd
and was blowing us kisses and waving and I will
never ever forget it. It was an incredible memory of

(08:44):
this little cute kid. And then she's doing all the
dance moves and all of this stuff. Absolutely, it was amazing, Yes,
and then the rest of it it was really well done.
Like these kids, it was like because I am look,
I'll be honest with you. I am thinking to myself,
this better not be a minute by minute, blow by
a blow reenactment. But it went for about an hour fifteen,

(09:05):
an hour twenty and they've got these kids pumping out
the lines. Wow. The stage show was pretty amazing. The dancing,
the costumes, there's like fifteen dance numbers, absolutely amazing. Every
single member of the school was involved in it. And
I haven't got a bad thing to say about it.

(09:25):
And I feel like I'm letting you guys down. I
feel like I'm leading the audience down. I haven't got
anything sort of you know, cutting to say about it
or anything at all. Really, it was just a really
lovely thing to have been at. Oh, let's go. That
sounds lovely. I am disappointed. Yeah, I'm disappointed at myself.
So having lease find someone to bag in there.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
And maybe just do it. Jas doesn't bag your wife?

Speaker 6 (09:50):
Oh good idea, My wife will be listening to.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Actually, actually I do. I do. Then we went home
and my wife made herself a piece of toast and
didn't ask me if I want to.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.

Speaker 5 (10:06):
Here's Indeed Florence in the machine on this glorious Friday afternoon,
New Zealand just losing another wicket there against Sri Lanka
and the cricket Blundle is on his way, Phillips is
out to the middle and dere Old Mitchell has just
brought up his half century with a beautiful shot through
the covers two seventy three for five.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
Hey, fellers, I've got a bit of a conundrum on
my hands. I mentioned it the other day. I've been
asked whether I would be interested in pet sitting looking
after a small dog named Percy. It is my in
law's dog, Percy.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
He's a little Jack Russell size.

Speaker 2 (10:41):
A little, tiny, little nah. He's a very cute dog,
very cute, likable dog, doesn't bark too much down in
christ Church. They are going away to Europe next year
for five weeks nice April. Yeah, I reckon we make
them feel bad about it, I think so. Yeah. And
the other option is to put Percy into a dog

(11:02):
kennel situation. No, it's not probably on. It's an option
and I'll certainly float that with them. But there's a
kennel that they send him to, and they've tried various
ones around them. And he just hates it. He's terrified
for five straight weeks because they suppose, yeah, he writes

(11:22):
little letters and stuff. And also the people that run
the kennel tell them your dogs terrified, just like he's
a bit weird. And then he takes about a week
to come right again after and so they feel really bad.
And then my wife, that's right, She was like, oh,

(11:43):
I know, why don't you You know, I'll fly down
get Percy, put him a little doggie cage, flying back
up to Auckland. He can live with us for five weeks.
So that the fact that he hates it is one aspect.
The other aspect is it's very expensive. Five weeks in
the kennle. It's you know, more than a thousand, but
it's yeah, I don't know the.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Exact it's cheaper than a streamer than rent in Auckland.
I was living in a kennel for a few months
here while I was looking for a new place. Oh yeah,
can I just put this out there.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Funnily enough, I was talking to someone about two days
ago and he was telling me that a mate of
his had dog sat for his mate while his mate
went away. Him and his wife to overseas and the
dog that he was looking after fell off the porch
and broke its front leg and its back then and
they had to amputate both of them.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
So it had one leg on the front and one
on the back. Yes, how did it get around?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
But weirdly enough it sort of twisted and it was
on opposite side. Yeah, So they had to whack those
off and they were not happy coming back to a
two leagued dog.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
Yeah, but they replaced him with a couple of pogo sticks,
which worked just as well for a dog. They ain't
really notice what kind of dog was it?

Speaker 2 (12:51):
Paddon, So what's your vibe on this, guys, Because obviously
there's the resk like our house is the backyard is
fenced off? Is there? Your own has had a dog
at some stage? But also a house is very clean
and very and it's gonna be on the couch and
trying to get on the beard and there's gonna.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Be dog here.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
I just and you've got your asthma and yeah, nasal stuff.
What are you saying around April next year? Well, actually
I'm looking to go away at April next year, and
I'm thinking to myself, well, one and I check my
dog over with with you.

Speaker 6 (13:20):
And if you're going to have a dog.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
I could be mates Keezy and you're gonna have my
dog roo Yeah and Percy.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
That'd be great mates.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
I'm not using your dog. Just do poos on your
duvate every day, Yeah, and bark it for but.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
You get used to it. Yeah, and they're not that stinky.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, you're starting to talk me over.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
I think having yet that dog for five weeks would
be great training for you to decide whether you want
to have a dog in the future. Keasy, That's what
I think, and I think honestly, I think you should
do it because you're talking about having a dog. But
this will decide it one way or the other, won't it, Jason.
At the end of this five weeks you'll be like, Okay,
no way do I want to have a dog? And
that has been a free that doesn't cost you anything
to find that out right, But if you like it dog,

(14:05):
how good? Man? Get yourself a ruge. Get yourself a
you know, a tinker. Get yourself a tinker, man. I
don't know, it's hard to find a tinker. You get
yourself a rue to actually be honest with you, I
mean she's a pretty special dog. Yes, that's pretty special.
I mean she is special. I mean the neighbors come
over it all the time to tell you how much
they love it.

Speaker 2 (14:24):
Totally right, But actually it's so on your responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah, quite seriously. Well that is that is good advice.
That sounds like to me, keasy. What the problem here
is when that dog goes in that kennel down in
christ sut it doesn't like it, you know what I'm saying.
And sometimes a dog will just get a vibe off
a place man, and it just doesn't like it. Right,
So you get it up to your joint, give it
a go for five or six hours. If you don't
like it, stick it in a kennel up here beautiful yeah,

(14:53):
man Auckland kennel. Get it out a week before they
come back. By the time they get beat dogs come right.
Yeah right, that's great advice. Actually, thanks Fellas, thank you
for that. His guns.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Roses the Holaky Big Shoes with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kid Radio Horaki.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Would you rather helly fishing or helly golf?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Let's find out what this creeks Zealander would Jews.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
Yes, indeed, two great choices there, Helle fishing or Helly golf?
Get a Bradley from Wellington House Life mate.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Good on you, good, oh goody. What do you do
for a chrass Bradley property manager? That'll be sticking up
those goddamn rent Are you man all the kicking those
bastards to the curve? Good on you mate.

Speaker 6 (15:51):
Hey Bradley, you feel.

Speaker 1 (15:55):
Like a golfer the me.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
I am ill play every weekend.

Speaker 6 (15:59):
But I think I'm going to go for the fishing.

Speaker 1 (16:03):
Yeah yeah, nice call, nice call.

Speaker 6 (16:05):
I'll tell you what, mate. You stay on the line.

Speaker 5 (16:07):
And Pugs and the studio b will look after you
all right, Get on your med.

Speaker 6 (16:12):
Get a Anthony your mad bastard, Hou's Life.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
Anthony. Yeah you're there?

Speaker 5 (16:21):
Yeah yeah, good stuff mate. What do you want to do?
Helle fishing or helly golf?

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Anthony? I'm going to go for golf man.

Speaker 6 (16:31):
Yeah yeah, nice, we've broken the deadlock. There.

Speaker 5 (16:34):
You wait on the line as well, mates and Pug
Sam will sort you out, no trouble at all. Finally
got on you. Get a Rob from Tod on the
How's Life?

Speaker 1 (16:46):
Rob? What do you do for a crust mate?

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (16:50):
A bit of a shower in staller.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
A bit of a.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Yeah, A bit of a goddamn yes, I'm hearing funnily enough.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
I'm looking for a show installer as we speak. Yeah yeah,
matey tell me Rob? What does Rob do on a
Friday night?

Speaker 1 (17:10):
What I'm up to? I think we've got one not
off the grand kids? Right, yeah, what's going to happen?
All right?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Rob?

Speaker 1 (17:19):
What do you want to do?

Speaker 6 (17:20):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Go for fishing? Yeah, I think fishing all the way? Yeah, yeah,
I'll have a bit of golf.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
Yeah yeah, yeah, good stuff. You stand on the line.
The pugs aren't in studio B. We'll look after you.
No worries at all.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Hey, this is all possible things. So mates, helly trans helicopters.
They're the ones that can provide either a an awesome
experience going helly fishing great Barrier Island, all the gear included,
or playing some helly golf. You and three mates for both,
By the way, you and three motes mates for either package,
hitting some bit of way golf links with green fees,
golf carts, food.

Speaker 6 (17:54):
How good you and three motes.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
It'll be good time. Hard to find three motes to take.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
I hope they just hope there are enough drawbridges to
get over the moats. Any more fraud outs coming through.

Speaker 1 (18:14):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Actually, if you want to do a fraud out shy day,
give us a text now on three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (18:18):
You see that's not even right.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Holdachy.

Speaker 5 (18:28):
It's the hole Ucky Big Shows Friday Throbber, Yes, indeed,
And just to update the cricket by the way from
the news there if you're just listening and getting your
information off the news. Since Blundle's missile, Mitchell's also been
run out senselessly. Santana is also out caught behind to
a horrific shot in New Zealand going down the tubes

(18:51):
at the moment at a fast rate of k nots.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
But there you go.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
Ah.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
The Friday throp of the theme today New Zealand versus
Australia in honor of the Bledders.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Like cap Tomorrow, Fellows, the.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Throbber is a tune we picked a kick off your
Friday Night basically a Fellows.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, it certainly is.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Jace.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
You vote by calling us on eight hundred Hadarky having
your say we keep scoring.

Speaker 1 (19:11):
At the end, we have a throbber champion. We do.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
The scores are well, they're pretty tight to be honest,
but we'll get into those little bit later. Okay, today's
see New Zealand Aussie. I went for Ossie Man Aarborne Airborne. Wow,

(19:42):
that takes me bad. I know, right, holy earlier to
mid two thousand, it is a long time ago.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
They are straight up a city rip off. But yeah,
it came out of Australia, haven't they. Yeah, I've gone
with New Zealand because I'm not a scumbak. Oh che.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
It's a tune, but the head like a hole for
the boy Chase.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Jase did a weird face during that.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
He wasn't happy. It looked like he picked the same
song to be feeling no no watching the cricket I was.

Speaker 5 (20:26):
I was thinking about Keezy song and that I didn't
like it. No, Yeah, there's nothing against you, I just
don't like the song. I went for a classic Kiwi
song and it's great Friday vibes.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
It's a cheap baby lady blue ladies.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
That's hello sadah, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (20:58):
What? What's their face for a pucks? It's a Joe.
I think it was you singing that he's sort of
hitting this year with all Right.

Speaker 5 (21:04):
Anyway you decide New Zealand give us a call right
now on eight hundred Hodaki.

Speaker 3 (21:14):
Yeah, turned up New Zealand The Hiarchy Big Show weekdays
from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday Thrama. Yes, sir, New
Zealand lost another wicked by the way, idiotic the Friday
Throther The theme today New Zealand versus Australia in honor
of the Bleader's low cap Keyzy whin Aussie and.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Aussie with Airboy God. It's a tune that's.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Sort of green day, completely increct.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
I went with this one snooze. He'd like a whole tune.
We'll like to bt more horn at the start, but

(22:25):
you know he can't do everything any old Polkson. You
wanted more horn, more horn.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
Yeah, I went for this old classic, a great feel
good Friday tune.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Help myself.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
To be honest, If any of these three win, I'm
in pretty stoked.

Speaker 1 (22:48):
There were great songs.

Speaker 6 (22:49):
Well, let's go to the phone line.

Speaker 5 (22:50):
Get a locky your Mad Baskett House life.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Thanks, good on you mate. What are you running with
ther Lockey.

Speaker 5 (22:58):
After run with j Good on you mate, get a
Robbie from Christitch House Life mate, good fellas, Good.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
On you mate.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
What are you going with?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I'm going with MOI.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Yeah, nice brother, Yeah, good diet Andrey your man Bassett House.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Life, good fellas.

Speaker 5 (23:20):
I'm gonna go with solely because I saw so admittering
of the mospitit at your gig once the old mate,
keasy with your ball.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Three way times.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Francis from Auckland with a deciding W.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
What are you going with? Francis?

Speaker 7 (23:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Good a fellows, I am going with forty today.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Hey, good on you, Francis your backbone, get on your mate.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
So good this is this is a great chow. I
haven't heard this song at ages for some reason.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
Yeah, we used to plat quite a lot of this stuff.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
I've heard this plenty of times. One more time, one
more time.

Speaker 7 (23:57):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
Your home.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Hello Sailor The Darky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Need a bit of Hello Sailor there for your Friday.

Speaker 2 (24:11):
A lot of people loving it on three for eight
three JS, good team. Someone saying oh today on solid
Gold if him Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
In fact, the only the only ticks we've got about
the Throbber today. So people are frothing, which is a.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Good sign because usually it's ah, these are all shit,
you guys all suck.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
True, but let's going to the Throbber scoreboard where things
are getting pretty heated. Fellers of course, way out in front,
way out in front. On ten wins old Mogi, who's
the man? Moggie's the man? Oh my god, you seriously
just li ooped that for you slam dunk that alioop Really.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yeah, we Maggie's the man until he's not right. I
have won three years in a row, Kies exactly, Mogi,
three years, thanks man, second.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Place on nine with one asterix for being racist keezy yeah,
and then of course on eight points with four asterix's
old hoid.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
I'm amazed you haven't thought of an asterix for this one.
To be honest with you, we don't, do you see
how good that feels? You know, you.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Genuinely pick a good song, you get to clean when
no asterix is for you know, stealing off.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
Just checking on asterixs just for the fun of it.

Speaker 1 (25:20):
Jakes, how dare you? I wish we knew what those
asterixers are for Can you remember what any of them were?
They were all pollocks. It's had to defend now, isn't it.
We've got no proof. I just can't remember, got no
records record. You're gonna have to go back through the tapes.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
So one of them was for someone telling him a
throbber he should use in the office.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
That's right, the writer. It's still a choice.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
I may one of them was stealing a throbber off
someone else.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It was. One was for going through the rubbish and
eating the food out of it for lunch.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
That was fair.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
And one was for teeing up four callers that you
knew that would all vote for yourself.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
That was fair as well.

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Yes, we're not just making last two. But otherwise, you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Just a couple of things.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Obviously, the cricket's on right now in New Zealand taking
on Sri Lanka and absolutely craping all of the bed
I'm just a remind of the a SEC are also
going to be calling the All Blacks game tomorrow five
point forty five pm iHeartRadio and Skysport nine.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
You have James mcconey and Matt Ward for that and also,
howdy j someone's requested you absolutely go off on while
the black Caps are so terrible at the moment.

Speaker 1 (26:22):
Are you happy to do that at some stage? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (26:24):
Look, it's been an absolute abomination. We've lost four wickets
for five runs and I'm not happy about it.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
I can tell you that much. And to be fair,
what happened was we were sitting in the studio here
at that time Blundell and Blunder and Mitchell was still
at the crease. Jcaid, Oh, it looks like we're going
to come out of this innings with a healthy lead.
And then boompfer wicket began and continue to tumble and
we might we might sneak out with a lead, but

(26:51):
not because of houghdy j In's a simple mind.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
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Speaker 5 (26:59):
Yes, indeed, the read what Chili Pepper's there on the
Radio Hodarki Big Show this Friday Afternoon's get on with
the lead now, Mogi nineteen is the lead in the
last Peraro at the wicket and Phillips having a bit
of a tonk Craig, isn't he He's having a bit
of a nudge is a sports chair, it may as
well be.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
The Wallabies are playing against the All Blacks tomorrow. Do
you hear about that? I did out of a five
forty five seven oh five in Australia, so maybe it's
five five. Very strange, ol, No, wrong one, I'm looking
at five five. You're right. Yes, I been played at
a core stadium in Sydney. Over there. I think it'll
be a bloody good crowd. Actually it will, especially after

(27:49):
Australia had the pants pulled down, taken off, putting in
a rubbish bin, set on fire and they had to
walk home in the nude. Yes, an absolute embarrassment, disgrace
that a professional rugby team just gave up like that
to lose by fifty points, the biggest hiding they've ever
had in their career. I think Joe in their in
their history. I think Joe Schmidt is all as Wallaby's coach.

(28:12):
Is a good move and it's just going to take
some time.

Speaker 5 (28:14):
Yeah, that's that's the truth of it, actually, because already
people are going get rid of him and it's actually
he's got to proven pedigree, given some time to build
a team here.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, I'm really looking forward to I'm enjoying the rugby
at the moment. Yes, I love playing Australia. I wish
they were better, but we can't do much about that.
But I yeah, there's something about the Bladersloe Cup that
I just I fizz for man. I fizz for it.
And we've got bone Bear back in there starting at fallback.
I think it's good will Jordan moves out to the wing.

(28:46):
I think that that's good. Yes, I think they could
have been a bit more brave with some of their
other selections. But who am I? You know, I don't
live or die by the sections made by Razor. He does,
so he should be the one to choose, don't you think, Jason? Yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
And look he's under preyer sure at the moment, and
he knows.

Speaker 5 (29:01):
That the main thing that I have is the whole
Rico Jouanni and Anton Lyne at Brown because that's a
really tough choice. I acknowledge that I think I prefer
Anton Lyne at Brown at center is gone for they've
gone for a wee ago.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
Yoanni. Yeah, yeah, he's a.

Speaker 5 (29:17):
Very good player, oh way, and he's got pace and
he busts the line quite often.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
But Leonett Brown has some real skills. I do sort
of feel like, what it be right that Jordi Barrett
who's playing inside cnds, we've got similar skills. They're both
big men. Yeah, they crashed through the tackle. Whereas Lenet
Brown's got some pretty good feed on him as well,
not that Barrett doesn't, but he's a huge human, yes
he is.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
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Speaker 6 (30:05):
Yeah, good stuff, Keysy. Now let's not forget.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
And I think Mogi made the point, but I think
it is a significant one. The Australians will be hurting
badly after that last test. They are at home, they'll
be desperate to make it, you know, a statement.

Speaker 1 (30:19):
So I think it's going to be a cracking match.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
I think it's going to be like I feel like
it's going to be thirteen plus. However, I would not
be surprised if Ozzie really gets up after that absolute
hiding at the hands of Los Bumas.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Yes, you know what I mean, and tries to show
the backbone. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
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Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
Kesey Queens of the Stone Age. There on the Radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon and this last week
could stand between Phillips and O'Rourke doing very nicely a
lead of what is it there, Mogi, I can't see.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I think it's about thirty four.

Speaker 5 (30:56):
Thirty four or thirty five. Handy handy Now. Last night Fellers,
big night for old Hoodie J. He had a date
with al VERI owned pugson who joins us in the studio.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Get a pugs stay in J.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
It's lovely to see you too, man.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
One to night, Eh, Fellas didn't get off to the best.
I picked up old pad Sound from work here and
to drop him to get his car and we had
a bit of drama along the way and it might
defence and I'm sure pugs will stand up for me here.
It was an outrageous bit of driving from a bus driver,

(31:30):
wasn't it.

Speaker 9 (31:31):
I would argue it was an active It was an
active vengeance from the bus driver.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yes, would you like me to take them?

Speaker 6 (31:39):
Take them through? It's because if I start, no one's
going to believe me.

Speaker 9 (31:41):
So we crossed an intersection and we're packed up traffic.
We're stuck behind a car, and there's a bus that
wants to go past us through the bus lane on
the right, but can't get past us.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
But we can't move forward.

Speaker 9 (31:52):
In Howdy Jay's ecceler truck because we're jammed up behind
another car and he's tooting at us.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
I saw you don't just pull out and stopped in
a bus lane.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
No, we're not. We're just in a normal lane.

Speaker 9 (32:03):
I've got to back Jason this. We were not in
a bus lane. We were in a line of cars
waiting to go at the green light. But we could
not move forward left or anywhere because it was a
car right in front of us in traffic. Now, as
all the line clears, we start to get up to
the traffic lights and the bus moves across the lane
line in front of us on a weird stupid angle.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
How to keep big show on Instagram it should still
be up.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
You'll see him across on a weird angle, so we
can't get past the light to go right.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
So hang on, is this is this you guys talking
about your date?

Speaker 1 (32:35):
This is the start of the start of the day.

Speaker 5 (32:37):
I was If and Jeff, and you know, I was
pretty nervous because I was the first time I was
dating Pugs and stuff, and I wanted to create a
good and away.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
You know, you're you're hanging out the side when you
get your dart hanging out there actually on that you
rip it on that and you're in front of your
date and you've.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Got your American politics podcast on full board as well.

Speaker 6 (32:56):
But a peel jam, I think it was.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
It was nice showing up actually just.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
On the Dorry front there, Mogi pug Son said, hey, man,
if you want to have your card, Dorry gopher it knowing, Oh.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Thank God for that. That's a good date. Already had
the cigarettes in his hand. I didn't even clock that.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Yeah, dropped off Pugs and we met him at at
the venue there at the Hollywood and Avondale. Bloody great
venue venue. It is a great venue for a band.
He brought me some takeaways.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
That's cute.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
I a Hamburger, So thanks for the ticket, Jason.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
They're my wife.

Speaker 5 (33:35):
And my daughter, my youngest daughter, and my sister and
sister in law.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Yeah, she came along too, and they all met pugsn
which was very nice.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Pugs.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
It was a first date for you with Jason. He's
brought his entire family to sort of meet.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
Youiate What did you feel about that?

Speaker 9 (33:53):
It was pretty unique as far as first dates go,
to meet the whole family on the first date, but sure,
you know, it was pleasant to meet him and see them.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
And then we watched two very good bands, one called
Awning and the other one called Shade Sale and the
other one called and I've got to say Fellas. Seriously,
two great bands, but two very hot lead singers. They
were sensationally gone, very sixy great. The Awning lead singer,

(34:28):
he's kind of quirky, pins up energy, but he's.

Speaker 1 (34:31):
Just rock and roll. And the guy from Marlon's Dreaming
is just a dream boat.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
He was.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
Dreaming really set the move for us.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Did you going for coffee afterwards or anything like that?

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I bow because I was getting bored. I just left.

Speaker 5 (34:47):
I left Pugs on there with my wife and my
sister in Lorc took the little one home.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
If Pugs great night. Ye, Actually, just on awning. We've
got one of the tunes to play if you want.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Here, here we go. I'm just gonna play Paranoid by
Black Sabbath instead. Ah right, it's just a joke. I
didn't get it, but it was very nice. It wasn't
a pack two good bands. Going to see you very much, Johnny. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Good.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
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Speaker 5 (35:18):
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Hold Archy Big Show this Friday and afternoon, New Zealand,
all out for three hundred and forty with a lead
of about thirty five ish.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
So good. They're taking on Sri Lanka and Cricket aj. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Man, it's eleven minutes to sex.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Amen. Yeah, you're in detail yeah details here, yeah, just
Captain Edmund stuff.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
It's just some people want to know what the timer is.
You know, that's what we're here for.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
Actually, I know that we're not doing any van. Can
you play that clip because I quite like it? Well,
Captain Edmund Won.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
And if we could, if we could get a tick
three four eight three, if anybody out there and knows
what that's referencing, yeah, that'll be good actually, because it
feels like it's quite niche. But I'd be interesting to
know if anybody knows what that's on. Hey, fellas, do
you ever go to the dentist? Am I right? Yes?
What's that about? Hahaha?

Speaker 4 (36:05):
No?

Speaker 2 (36:05):
But seriously though, you guys go to the dentist regular checkups?

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Oh yeah, I do now, Yeah, yeah, I was a
little bit irregular, if I'm honest with you, Kezy, between
the ages of around about twenty around about forty four.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
That so it was the same when I left home.
Essentially my mum wasn't there to make me go to
the dentist. Yes, And then I didn't get back into
going to the dentist until I was about twenty eight.
I'm now thirty three.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
And of course while you're at school it's kind of
a compulsory thing.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
They just do it themselves until the age of twelve.
I think it's free something like that, and it's a
good opportunity for the dental news is certainly an ourday
jays to practice on you by giving you fellings you
don't need. Yes, under no anesthetic whatsoever. Wow, it's awesome.
It was the best? Is that really? Try? It was
one hundred percent trough.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:51):
Wow, I didn't have that. But I've been running a
thing where I go to the hygienist twice a year,
every six months, that's twice a year, and then I
is it, Yeah it is. And then I go to
the dentist once a year. I get an X ray
and check out blah blah blah blah. Every time I
go to either of those two things, they go do
you do you floss? And I go, nah, I'm be honest,

(37:12):
no I don't. They're like, okay, he's probably start flossing.
I'm okay, yeah, but then they look at my teeth
and go, oh, to be honest, that good. Yeah, it's
probably gonna to start flossing. I'm okay, cool, noah, and
then I have it. That's been five years of that.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I went today saying, oh, your teeth look great. Do
you floss?

Speaker 5 (37:25):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
To be honest, okay, you might want to start. Literally,
I haven't lost in five years until someone tells me
I desperately need to whether it's my teeth going to
fall out.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
I don't think I'll start. What are you reading? That's genius, man,
I've got to make this right. He's similar and it's
a different sort of a thing, but it's kind of
there's a connection there. And then is he eats every
single day, He eats KFC McDonald's, He drinks coke, he
doesn't go near water, he drinks beers, all of that
completely unhealthy sort of way of living. Yes, and he's

(37:54):
finally gotten to the point he's the same age as
me where he's got gout, he's got all this stuff
going on, and so I don't know what's going on.
It's like, mate, you've eaten ship like garbage food every
single day your entire life. And he goes, yeah, but
I've always been sweet. Yeah, It's like, yeah, you're sweet
until you're not right. So you like him, and that's
what will happen because your teeth are fine because they're

(38:15):
brand new, but over time they're going to get worse
and worse and worse. So when you get to my age,
they're going to say they'll be saying, yeah, it's too late,
you should flossing when we were telling you to floss, right,
I've got a question for both of you when it
comes to flossing, What is the point of flossing? Getting
the park to get.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
But yes, stuff stuck between your teeth. Yeah, I don't
use floss. I use those little that's good. They get
straight into the hoole of a dolphin, a little tie things.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
But like to be honest, like I use an e
literric toothbrush and it does a great job. And I've
been using it for like five years, same one. Haven't
even changed it once, and they've been like, oh, your
teeth are great.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
Do you floss?

Speaker 9 (38:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:55):
Okay, And that's surprising.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
Over time, you'll need to do it. The thing interesting
thing about floss is I all has thought that it
was just to get the food out, like you, Jason,
But you're actually meant to take it and scrape down
the sides of your teeth and right between, so that
you're removing the plaque build up on the sides of
the teeth, right right. You're meant to not just get
the food out and move on, actually be scraping down
the side. So there you go, Well, there you go.

(39:19):
I think I wouldn't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Man, I feel like you're on the payroll for the
big dental.

Speaker 1 (39:24):
Look. I have certainly paid a few high bills there.
It's not cheap. It's not cheap, but the more you
stick with it. But yeah, on the side, I feel
the same as you. I hate flossing. As if I've
got something better to do, I don't I do, though?

Speaker 2 (39:38):
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people have text through saying Captain Caveman.

Speaker 3 (39:45):
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Speaker 6 (39:51):
Kings of Leon.

Speaker 5 (39:52):
There on the radio ho Dankey Big Show this Friday afternoon, Allison,
we want to know what you're doing for your Friday
night and.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
The weekend and your weekend weekend?

Speaker 5 (40:00):
What are your plans Texas three four eight three. And
we'll get into those after six o'clock because I often
get some good ideas from the listeners out there as
to what to do with my weekend.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
So you're telling me you're not just going fishing and
having brunch tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (40:12):
I'm having brunch and going fishing. But that someone might
suggest something and I'll go, oh, actually, that'd be quite good.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
Box of beer. Isn't a few dates?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
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through and you can win your sow fifty On nine
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Speaker 3 (40:22):
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Speaker 6 (40:29):
Welcome back here, Massive Backbones.

Speaker 5 (40:31):
You are listening to the Big Show, brought to you
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Speaker 2 (40:43):
You're doing it again, and you start at the state
of it. You start saying, we chatted about.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
We chatted about.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
Yeah, But instead of doing that, when you just ask
me what we chatted about, because I.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Had because I remember what we chatted about today. We
were our youth and drug taking.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
No no, no, no, the drugs. We didn't take the
drugs that we've heard that people take.

Speaker 5 (41:04):
Yeah, that friends of ours took. That was kind of
the response. Responsibly. Obviously, it was the Paperwork special. Here
is a week clip. It comes out tonight at seven thirty.
Just search h duck your Big Show where we get
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Speaker 1 (41:19):
I was on and a similar sort of thing was
going on. Something was on YouTube or something like that. Again.
One of the people I was just said, should we
just turn this off and go outside? And that was
the best decision that was never made because it didn't happen.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
See, so that was a hypothetical story that Mike told
about something that never happened.

Speaker 6 (41:40):
So hypothetical obviously.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the point I should have made earlier.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's the Paperwork special. You can check it out. Huduck
you big show. We get your potties from Keep those
texts coming through, by the way, on three four eight three,
What are you up to this week in New Zealand?

Speaker 1 (41:53):
And we'll get into those nexts. How good? How good? Jason?

Speaker 2 (41:57):
You're gonna watch Game and two half tonight because you
missed it last night, the show that I'm on on
sky Sport, Jace, Jace, Jason, Man.

Speaker 1 (42:10):
Oh what yeah, sorry, Maggie. What what do you have
to do this weekend? Man?

Speaker 2 (42:13):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (42:14):
Just killing man?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Oh Jason, did you hear my question?

Speaker 5 (42:16):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:19):
There's a tune Oh supergrass huh, Jace.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
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Speaker 5 (42:29):
Ho Lucky she Hard there on the radio. Hold Donkey,
Big Show. This Friday afternoon. Now a lot of people
have been asking me about the Black Clash Mogi, Yeah,
hap you that happens in January next year, And I said,
you know what you should do, You should ask Keazy
about that.

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Yeah, that's a really good suggestion, Jase.

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Because of course the Hot Spring Spars T twenty Black
Clash and association with Wolfbrookers heading back to christ Church
January twenty and twenty five. It will be Saturday the
eighteenth at Hagley Oval, and this year Chris Gail is coming.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
It's pretty big, man, It's huge.

Speaker 7 (43:05):
It is.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
It is pretty big. If we can you get him
out there and he swings the willow, that's going to
be pretty good stuff.

Speaker 5 (43:11):
Yeah, because I have to say, in all fear it's
actually in the last one the rugby side, they didn't
play their best game. They were a bit underpar this time,
and they'll be fired up for redemption.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
Absolutely, And I think that's the first time that's really happened.
Every other year it's been very very close, and on
this occasion cricket sort of ran away with it. But
regardless of that, the atmosphere is incredible. It sells out
in no time flat. If you've been before, you will
be going again. If you haven't been, make sure you
get tickets because you don't know what you're missing and
once you've been, you will want to go every single year.

Speaker 2 (43:42):
It's that good sign up right now to the waitlist
www dot Blackclash dot co dot nz and way that
you can actually check yourself down for the acc and
Export Ultra Zone as the designated party zone will be
there at the front in a hot spring spa and
a bit closer to the time you'll have a chance
to actually join us in that spa. Best seats in
the house for one of the innings, fellers, So flash doc,

(44:05):
get stuck in.

Speaker 6 (44:06):
Hey Kezy, what are people doing this weekend?

Speaker 2 (44:08):
That's right, it's time for what's what are you up
to this week.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
In New Zealand?

Speaker 6 (44:12):
What's ezy?

Speaker 2 (44:15):
And as someone who's ticked through here on three four
eight three with me Kezy yellow weise stinky breath. Because
I don't floss stick on the list, we don't have
a list. They got rid of it, which is a
bit of a shame. Get a fellas getting in a
bit of rooting and hunting.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Oh yeah, hunting and gathering.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Right, So you'd be looking for some rooting around for
some food and that absolutely it was something else. Okay,
what do you think it was like eating root vegetables?

Speaker 5 (44:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
True, yes, get a fellers.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
I'm going to come out in the old backbone rig.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah whatever that means. Yeah cool. What's his name? Darryl?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Darryl Braithwait, I see Daryl Mitchell. Yeah, that's get a fellas.
Darryl here from Gaul Sri Lanka. Seeing you don't want
to come out on the old backbone rig. Good a fellas.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
Tony here, Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (45:15):
Dumny from Sopranos, Tony soprano.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
James. Know what name again? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
It's what's Homer's last name? Your Homer from The Simpsons.
Two thousand and five Uni Fellas Annual catch Up descending
upon Raglan lookout.

Speaker 1 (45:38):
Hell, okay, yere, good stuff. That's pretty cool. Get a fellas.

Speaker 2 (45:42):
The missus is away, so I have to watch Northland
smash North Harbor tomorrow golf on this Sunday. Pick up
a box of JD's to smash responsibly.

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Is too good. That's great.

Speaker 2 (45:50):
That sounds like a real dude. Weekend It does very
weekend food.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
Ham and pineapple, homemade pizza.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
It's never homemade frozen frozen usually. Also, big shout out
to May m C going for a Chinese on Dom
Road with my nine year old.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
She loves the Big Show, so shout out it doesn't.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Yeah, good stuff, mate, Keep those six coming on three
four eight three and place on.

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Will go through and reply to all of them.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
The Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 5 (46:19):
Oh yes, dd Ac DC there on the radio, Holdankee
Big Show.

Speaker 7 (46:23):
No.

Speaker 5 (46:23):
I'm looking outside fellas. It's a rainy, groedy old day
and I'm thinking to myself, I'm going to go home
tonight and watch a bit of TV. So I'm really
interested to hear what you guys have to say on
this next segment.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
Ah, what's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Ah, just

(46:56):
burf into the microphone. I don't think so. Jase hates it.
I'll be watching that Rebel Ridge but obviously I didn't
watch it last night, but I did see some information
about it. It's number one in streaming worldwide one point
nine billion views in the last week.

Speaker 6 (47:13):
One point five billion nine.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
And then the second place had three hundred million. I
can't remember what that was. It surprises me so many
people are watching it because it's it's certainly not that good, right,
but there you go, it might be worth a watch.

Speaker 2 (47:26):
Have you ever just looked at the top ten things
people are most are viewing the most right now on Netflix?
It's usually just full of like Hollywood action garbage, and
that's what people want.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
Yes, they want to disengage.

Speaker 6 (47:37):
It would seem so well, yeah, yeah, I like that sometimes.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
So that's why you can have something like The Avengers
be so successful or Fast and Furious all the Fast
and the Furious where they literally start they will start
filming that and all they've got written is two action
set pieces, right, and they know that that's going to
take a month each to shoot those. And while they're
shooting those, because they aim for a date when they're
going to release a film, they will write the script

(48:03):
around that. Oh really, And so that's how much script
and story matters. It doesn't matter at all. So they'll go, like,
we can bing some old bullshit together. The important thing
of these action sequences.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
So to be like, we really want to do a
thing where a big truck goes off a cliff and.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
So we throw a planet at another planet and it's
just ridiculous, and that's how they start. And so people
signed on based on the fact that it is the
Avengers and they want to be in a big movie. Wow.
And yeah, that's why I find them completely unwatchable. Sure,
I didn't watch anything last night.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Of course, I had my date with Pugs on.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Oh yes, well we've already talked about that and it
was great chatting about that.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Eliot was really good. Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
I watched another episode of task Master season five, I
think it is, with Ben Hurley, Haley Sprowl, Tom Sainsbury,
Abbie Howells and Toffinger, who's not there at the moment
he had so Josh Thompson was there in his place.
It's just not ticking the same, It's not it's too performed, right,
So Tom says, we're in Abby are very very funny people.

(49:03):
But every challenge they do is very like act out
a like a player or a dramatic scene.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Is that based on what the tasks are or their
interpretation of their interpretation.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
So it's like one of them is like move Paul
the furthest most or something, and so I'm gonna move
you to tears with performance and that's fine. But every episode,
almost every challenge is some sort of performance based thing
instead of like jokes and physical. I don't know, it's
just not quite heading home with it right. I don't
know what this season. I'm a big fan of the show.

(49:33):
So that's just my ye. That's all good eighty Obviously.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
I love all those comedians.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
They're all great. Jerry's great, Allim's great. Just an observation, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Good stuff. Well, there you go.

Speaker 6 (49:44):
What's on the TV with Mike manas.

Speaker 3 (49:46):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 5 (49:49):
Tune in on Radio Hoky Pool Jam there on the
radio Hodarky Big Show this Friday.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Evening as we head towards the weekend. And did have
you heard of the Big Show Big Proposal?

Speaker 5 (50:04):
I have?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
I love it. Well, we went up to Diamonds on Richmond.
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Speaker 5 (50:13):
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Speaker 1 (50:45):
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to go for a fish on Sunday.
You're going to make it official. No, I'm going to
go for a fish. Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
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k engagement ring, you also get the assistance of us.
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Speaker 6 (51:03):
I don't know if pad sound's right for the proposal.

Speaker 2 (51:05):
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Speaker 1 (51:07):
That's true. That going to say.

Speaker 6 (51:08):
But maybe for the behind closed doors stuff.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
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he'll be there available thanks to Diamonds on Richmond. I'll
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to do is tell us you know how you think,
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be keen to propose at the concert.

Speaker 1 (51:32):
Right, Well, that's interesting. Now straight away I think to myself,
I think to myself, I think you're about to propose
marriage to somebody that you've never been to a concert with.
That's true. That's quite a short relationship or one completely
devoid of passion for music. Now, is that a compatible relationship? Jace?

(51:54):
Hard to say if they both hate music. I guess
it could be. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (51:58):
Yes, I see what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
That's okay. Also that it's a big crowd. There's a
big crowd, but I'd like to be there, so I'd
like to help with that. So you want to help
with that one, so that we come out on stage,
you know, on the on call, let's say, and we
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(52:21):
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pressure means that that he or she won't say no, And.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
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Speaker 1 (52:31):
Oh that is good?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
Yeah yeah, And then she's like, maybe I could find
a bitter man.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
Yeah, yeah, can't keep the ring. And that's that's.

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Speaker 3 (53:16):
Hurdarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Well, there you go, your Mayor, Barstards.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
That's a big show down and dusted this week in
this Friday afternoon magie, I know you've got a special
weekend a head mate.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
You must be fizzing at the bun.

Speaker 1 (53:37):
I'm a little bit fizzy in my bun tonight. I'll
be watching episode two of the acc does Game of
two Halves? Yea, yeah, I should watch that too, putting
that on, and then I'm off to a secret destination
for the weekend. I'm looking forward to that. It had
to be very sunny. I'm looking forward to that. And

(53:58):
then see us on Monday, looking forward to that.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
Very nice, CAZy, What are you up to? You make
christ cheer ch I imagine?

Speaker 2 (54:04):
Uh no, just sat home, just having a nice quiet
weekend this weekend, actually.

Speaker 1 (54:09):
With my wife. Maybe we should play some golf then
week in golf? Is that not good? Potentially? Yeah? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (54:15):
I mean I did tell my wife that we'd spend
the entire weekend in the garden.

Speaker 1 (54:18):
Yeah. I actually I'm busy. I just realized, well.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Actually, this is what I've learned about you, jas as
you said you're always free, and you're actually never free.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Well, yeah, there's a sub stuff on.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
I was free on Wednesday, and it'll be like, oh,
I can't.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
I got a duck in my lounge doing I need
to hang out with that.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Just just having a quiet one actually nice, that's nice.
What about you, jays?

Speaker 5 (54:38):
We're going out for brunch for with her mate tomorrow,
whose birthday it is oh, birthday boy.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
And then on.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Sunday, I've already said to my wife I'm going fishing, darling,
and she said cool.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
What did she say? Cool? And then what did you say?

Speaker 6 (54:55):
I said, you can come if you want. She went, oh,
we'll see how we go.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Yeah, because time we went fresh and we were out
in a little wharf there and it was pretty windy.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
Mogi right, So she didn't find it all that pleasant.
I loved it.

Speaker 5 (55:06):
You're not in the kayak, No, not in the kayak.
It's still a bit rough out there, kids. I'll wait
for summertime. Hey, but listen, it's been a pleasure bringing
you the show this week. Make sure you tune into
all of our podcasts. Also check out our Instagram account.
There's plenty going on there.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Yes, Pug Souns just chucked up a brand new video
of us set Diamonds on Richmond.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
You should go check that out on Hodaky Big Shows
Instagram channel. That's saying it's the best we've ever done.
Oh so good man.

Speaker 6 (55:29):
Hey till Monday, have a safe weekend.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
See you later.

Speaker 5 (55:32):
Bye.