September 21, 2024 • 17 mins
On today's bonus best bits from the week, Jase is feeling vulnies around the tradies at his house, Mike's got some unfortunate news, and Keyzie's looking to move onwards and upwards.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Strokes Here on the Radio Honarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four thirty five.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey fowlers, have you heard of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, it's right, it's back this time.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Originally it was for going to the NRAL Grand Final
or going to Bathurst. This time we've switched it up
thanks to mates at Halle trans Helicopters.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
What is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The chance to go Halle golfing or Halle Fishing.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Great and that's a good choice man, that's a toughie.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's toffy and we'll be running that competition a little
bit after five. So either of those two things appeal
to you, it's for you and three mates as well.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then keep an ear out on Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How can they not appeal? I'm happy with either one.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Makee to be honest, like the idea of the great
Barrier Island thing, because that's quite special. Yes, if we
could knock off from the fishing a bit early and
pop over to the pub they've got they've got one
pub over there.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
They did.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
My cousin actually lives over there, right, that would be
I'd like that, but a little bit especially a little
bit more drinking responsibly, you know what I mean? Can
we tell you that up Great Barriermogi, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Interesting fact which I've mentioned before on the radio about
Great Barrier Island has the highest rate of convicted murderers
per per capita.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Right, Oh is that why Great Barrier is over there? Mate? Yeah,
he's keeping a low profile profile, hey, fellas, which is
hard because he's got the same size honkerers mate.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it would be he's gone bush listen, fellas As.
I've been previously talking about getting my own sweet done
at my house at the moment. So I'm just a wash.
I'm just a wash. And Trade's which is you know,
always a challenging experience for old Hordy J. Because I
put on this weird voice and try and be like
a trade and I just don't have the knowledge to
(01:50):
pull it off. What's your voice for a second? Can
a Fellows tell you?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I just swear a lot yeah yeah, yeah, totally
unnecessary swearing all the time from Hordy J. And they're
looking at me like you were a freak. But anyway,
I had this very sort of awkward situation happen over
the weekend where our builder was working over the weekend,
right and old. It's just say Bob, Bob's building and
(02:16):
he's a massive backbone, and you know I'm wearing a track.
He's in my sort of groady little shirts, staying.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sometimes but only in the summer, keys melted ice cream
all over your pants, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know, I'm sitting on the couch there, just taking it,
having an easy set de moogie as you do, watching
a bit of sport, and of course my builder, Bob,
we'll call him Bob, just working his ass off, getting
a bit of a sweat on. And my wife was
also sitting down on the couch and she said to
me at one point, Jeezy works as ass off, doesn't he?
(02:54):
And I suddenly became very self conscious because it was
like it was making me look bad. Do you know
what I'm saying. I was going, Actually, I wish you'd
settled down a bit, because he's making an old houghdy
j look like a lazy piece.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Of s Well, it's a tricky balance that you're trying
to strike. The adjes just because previously you've had traders
that have been out there and you've banged on about
how much time they've been on their phone. So you
can't sort of be you can't have both. It can't
have it both ways, Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Sure, the plumber with you at the moment barely does
anything so.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Off of you. No, I will say actually that the
people that are working for me not they're bloody good bastards.
But I was. I was beginning to quite genuinely, especially
after my wife's comic go oh Maybe. So I went out.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
She was saying lots of stuff about the mate. She's
quite taken with them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I literally went outside and started hoeing the garden.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Impressed.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I've got like a hoe and just just hoing away there,
just trying to get a bit of a sweater to
sort of go. Yeah, you see, I'm pretty physical as well, you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Because I was getting quite self conscious of the fact
that I was such a lazy ass.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
So you know how to hoe?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh man, you won't find a better hoe than Hoidy
j in terms of hoe and the old ground there.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, because what are you even doing with it? Is
it like turning it over and getting it ready to
plant stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, you're turning the earth. Yeah, I want to get
all the weeds out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Weeds out.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Basically, you flip it over and then you run a
rake through it, get all the old weeds out of
there and deer.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And I tell you what, I did that for a
solid seven or eight minutes. Yeah, and then I came
inside and had a nice coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So you were hoeing for seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, So hoeing for seven.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Or eight minutes, that's pretty good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And he worked from like seven thirty to five thirty
without a I had one coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, right, And you were moaning about that off air.
You were saying you should just worked through the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Indeed, Blue there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yes, Well, to be honest, there's more Jase, But Mike,
I wouldn't mind your sort of advice around this. Sure,
you're my agent as yes, And can I just say, man,
you're doing a really great job.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean I haven't had a single bit of work yet,
but the amount of auditions I've done and the sort
of training you've been putting me through. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, there is a lot of training going on and ongoing.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and I feel like I've really improved. Wouldn't you
say that? Why didn't you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Pardon?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wouldn't you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Would I say that?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, you don't have to, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Look, I think that you've taken some steps forward and
you've had a few slides backwards.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Right, It's tricky. It's a confidence game, Jase. Can I
say that? And what you've got to focus on, Keezy
is the work you start worrying about getting casts and
things and all of that sort of stuff. It's over.
Should be in it for the art form, for the art, Yeah,
the joy of making great art or commercials or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Passion. Yeah, it's a it's not a job.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, it's a calling, thank you. Right. See, I've been
treating it as a job. Wow, potential job. That's you
haven't got any right, So it's okay.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, look this is kind of to do to be
honest with what I wanted to speak to you about
your recall, Jase, that I filmed an episode of Game
or Two Halves last week. Yes, yeah, yes, I'm a
regular sort of panelist on that show with the acc
with Mania Stuart matt Heath. You know, it's going really well,
and now that I'm on TV, I was just wondering
maybe I should look to get a sort of TV
(06:34):
specialized agent, right, you know, someone who manages some of
the big names in New Zealand TV. You know, you're
Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You Lee Hearts, that's me?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You're you sorry?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You manage them?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Right, well they get heaps of work, right, Okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It wasn't always a way with Jerry though, you know
Magie you.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Know thirteen fourteen fifteen, he was good nowhere he got expelled.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, I didn't realize that you were their agent? Oh okay,
what about like you know, traditional TV presenters like you know,
Susie Cato, Yeah, Maggie Barry, you know these kind of people.
Maybe do you know who represents them?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So you're I didn't realize you were agent for this
many people.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, this is the thing, Keysy.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
What about Mogi?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What about Megi?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well he gets lots of TV stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but he represents himself pretty good. But this is
the thing, Keasy, is that you know, I know that
you're getting frustrated and all that sort of stuff, but
the lack of progress and stuff. I've worked with all
of those people you mentioned and nurtured them through their
careers and look where they are now. And that's what
(07:52):
I'm saying to you. But if you're saying to me
you want to get another agent Philly Boots.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, well I didn't realize that you were shir I
don't want to fill up my boots, Mike. How hard
is it to self represent? Is that an option? You've
got to be in demand first, Eezy? Right, So they've
got to come knocking on your door, don't they, Jase.
That's true, man, And so until you get to that
point anyone knocking on your door, no, Yeah, that makes
(08:18):
it tricky. So it's very tricky to represent yourself when
no one's asking you if you're keen.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, you see what I'm saying, And.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Your career is at a point at the moment, Kezy
with they're not even walking down the pathway to knock
on the door. They're just driving straight past.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
But I'm on I'm on TV, though, Jay so they're
like that rated it's TETs off. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I think I got like two three million views or something?
What game and two halves on on sky Sport? Come
on mate, yeah, okay, Well, if you're representing all those
other TV people, because I am a TV person, then
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
We just we just well, maybe you could do with
a break we keep going. No, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I look, I don't think that's a break.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Out there that wants to take you on. But bloody well,
go for it, man, do what you think is best.
Keys Well, I just I can give you some numbers. Well,
I just did what I thought just on a few
contacts from.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Where I was sitting, I thought that I was the
only person you were representing, and you were kind of
taking the purse. I didn't realize you were representing all
these other people, like really successful people. Say I'm sorry, Yeah,
what an idiot?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky
ez DC.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is five twenty six and all.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
As well, well, it was well until we had some
breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
This is breaking news, did it? Hey? Fellas I got
some breaking news.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, that's just this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The Tiger ytt in, a Jermaine Clement produced and directed
and written by Time Bandits, which was on Apple TV
starring Old Phoebe from Friends Lisa Kudro, has been canceled
after any one season. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, people are
(10:10):
pretty devastated. It was ten episodes. Yes, I believe the
budget was one hundred and thirty US million dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Creepy.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
There's a lot of money. Yeah, that's a lot of
mulah right there and there. Yeah, obviously a shame. You
put a hell of a lot of work. I know
those guys are working on that for a very very
long time, and I sort of I can't help but
blake myself a little bit. I'm in the I'm in
that TV show, are you? And I just sort of
(10:39):
feel like maybe if I'd been in it more, Yeah,
it would have had more of a chance.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, you could have saved it. Yeah, I had the
same thought. Actually, yeah, weirdly enough.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Because were you like a minor character or something. It
was in every single episode keazy. Yeah, So you could
say minor, or you could say pivotal, or you could
say sort of background, Which one would you say, pivotal? Yeah,
I mean certainly key to the themes and the call
that's the heart of the show. Actually, myself and Karen
(11:12):
Ole already played one one body.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah I remember you filming that actually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, yeah. It was good times about a year or
so ago now, so yeah, I mean I've been telling
people that it's been canceled, and they said, I don't
even know it existed, right, So there's a bit of
there are people. Yeah, okay, what they're.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Playing on incidentally, are.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
The ones that cancel it. You have to be the
one that's got it on your network because you have
like Apple TV canceling something on Netflix. That wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Actually, just on Apple TV. You see they're doing another
season of Ted Lesso.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Really how good? How good would that be? But it
is a bit of a toughie for New Zealand because
my understanding is in that first season, over seven hundred
different characters were created, so seven hundred actors. It's a
lot getting a little bit of work here, and.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Some of the characters are played by two people, like
you're well, that's right.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I was the head of the character and o'learly
played my stomach. Yeah, that's true. Have you watched it? Yeah,
I've seen about half of it so far. Any good? Yeah,
I can't wait for the second season. It's going to
be good.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Actually, I've just got some breaking news around that. If
that's all good, This is breaking news. I think I've
gassed it. I got rid of it season two of
Time Bandits. Yeah, sorry, man, sorry to be the one
that breaks it to you. Shit.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, but did you hear?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, that's those coming back.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I can try and get you on Broken Wood.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh mean yeah, it's a cruel world, isn't it. Sure
Time band It gets one season and Broken Wood gets eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Actually, do you want to be on our Game of
two halves with me?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Oh? Oh? Is that? Ah?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The whole Archy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy She.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Had there on the radio hoed Archy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty seven and all
is well. Hey fellas, hey you're with me?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, man, I had a pretty scary moment with my
wife and Beard last night. No, it was, oh, well,
and actually you start off with that.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, so we went to bed. Oh yeah, ye sweet.
What were you.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wearing my undies?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What flavor were they?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
They were like red and black stripes.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh did you hear that really long like nightgown and
the little cap with the little bobble on the end
of it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, but I did keep my weird green hoodie on
because I was quite cold. It's wasn't it. M And
I turned to my wife and I said to her, durling,
how you going?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
How you going?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Chap hello talk there.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
From my hand on her shoulder there, and she said, no,
not tonight, I'm tired. And I was like, oh good.
I mean I actually didn't even want to go. I
wasn't going there.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I was just, you know, just holding her shoulder like
any normal person would holding your shoulder and saying, how
are you going?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And you know what's weird about it, actually, because when
I pushed the tape deck that same I had the
same tune. Really yeah, So before I even started talking
to her, I was playing that tune, that one on
my tape deck on my little side table there, which
I don't know, maybe it's you know, she seends a
signal to her and she goes, oh, here we go, yeah,
you know what I mean, And so she's sort of nah.
(14:49):
But anyway, what actually happened. Imagine, if you will, feels
it's three am in the morning.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh yeah, you must be lonely.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And I, as I do, sort of in that sort
of semi unconscious state, felt for my wife in bed.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Do you Oh you felt around for her?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh oh, she's not there. That's weird. And I sort
of I perped up a bit and went ah. But
then literally thirty seconds later, she turned up and walked
into the room.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
She turned up, and she hopped into.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The bed and lay down in the bed, and I said,
all good darling. No response, right, And I went, oh,
that's weird that she didn't respond to that. As I
didn't go good darling, I said all good darling, and
then so I went are you all good, darling? No response?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh wow, And I'm like, what that treatment?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So my anxiety switch turned on there. Yeah, So I
sat up and I went, darling, are you all right?
And she still didn't say anything, and I saw I
actually grabbed a shadow and went, how you doing did
and I grabbed the shoulder and actually gave her and said, darling,
are you okay? And she went, yeah, yeah, I'm fine,
and then she went bang straight back to sleep, which
(16:09):
left me fully erect in bed. Look like I set up.
You know, the anxiety is coursing through my body, and
I'm going, what the hell was there?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You know what I mean? She didn't answer me, and
I asked her four times wow silently, and I seriously thought,
oh my god, something's happened, and she's so freaked out
by it she can't even respond to me.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So that was me again, the bottom of it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Pardon, I said to her in the morning, I said,
what was that about?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
What she said?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
She said, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
And I said, well, you came in, I talked to
you about four times and you didn't answer me.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
You know what I think it was, though, Right?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Keys? She was possessed. I think you need to sleep
with a knife under your pillow. And that's just what
happened sometimes in a marriage. Yeah, because she's possessed. Because
there is also the you.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Don't have a very glazed expression on her face.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yea, also the possibility that she was sleepwalking or something.
But I think that would just be I think you
don't want to undersell what could be going on here. Yeah, Okay,
sounds like she's you know, it sounds like man. Sounds
like she's colluding with the birds.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Hm hm oh god.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, there was a bit of weird scratching going on
too in the roof there.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Holdachi.
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
The Strokes Here on the Radio Honarky Big Show this
Monday afternoon. The time is four thirty five.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Hey fowlers, have you heard of would you rather?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:16):
Yeah, it's right, it's back this time.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Originally it was for going to the NRAL Grand Final
or going to Bathurst. This time we've switched it up
thanks to mates at Halle trans Helicopters.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
What is it now?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
The chance to go Halle golfing or Halle Fishing.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Great and that's a good choice man, that's a toughie.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
That's toffy and we'll be running that competition a little
bit after five. So either of those two things appeal
to you, it's for you and three mates as well.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Then keep an ear out on Hodaki.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
How can they not appeal? I'm happy with either one.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Makee to be honest, like the idea of the great
Barrier Island thing, because that's quite special. Yes, if we
could knock off from the fishing a bit early and
pop over to the pub they've got they've got one
pub over there.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
They did.
Speaker 4 (00:56):
My cousin actually lives over there, right, that would be
I'd like that, but a little bit especially a little
bit more drinking responsibly, you know what I mean? Can
we tell you that up Great Barriermogi, Yeah yeah, yeah yeah.
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Interesting fact which I've mentioned before on the radio about
Great Barrier Island has the highest rate of convicted murderers
per per capita.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Right, Oh is that why Great Barrier is over there? Mate? Yeah,
he's keeping a low profile profile, hey, fellas, which is
hard because he's got the same size honkerers mate.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Yeah, it would be he's gone bush listen, fellas As.
I've been previously talking about getting my own sweet done
at my house at the moment. So I'm just a wash.
I'm just a wash. And Trade's which is you know,
always a challenging experience for old Hordy J. Because I
put on this weird voice and try and be like
a trade and I just don't have the knowledge to
(01:50):
pull it off. What's your voice for a second? Can
a Fellows tell you?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And I just swear a lot yeah yeah, yeah, totally
unnecessary swearing all the time from Hordy J. And they're
looking at me like you were a freak. But anyway,
I had this very sort of awkward situation happen over
the weekend where our builder was working over the weekend,
right and old. It's just say Bob, Bob's building and
(02:16):
he's a massive backbone, and you know I'm wearing a track.
He's in my sort of groady little shirts, staying.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Sometimes but only in the summer, keys melted ice cream
all over your pants, you know.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
You know, I'm sitting on the couch there, just taking it,
having an easy set de moogie as you do, watching
a bit of sport, and of course my builder, Bob,
we'll call him Bob, just working his ass off, getting
a bit of a sweat on. And my wife was
also sitting down on the couch and she said to
me at one point, Jeezy works as ass off, doesn't he?
(02:54):
And I suddenly became very self conscious because it was
like it was making me look bad. Do you know
what I'm saying. I was going, Actually, I wish you'd
settled down a bit, because he's making an old houghdy
j look like a lazy piece.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Of s Well, it's a tricky balance that you're trying
to strike. The adjes just because previously you've had traders
that have been out there and you've banged on about
how much time they've been on their phone. So you
can't sort of be you can't have both. It can't
have it both ways, Can I say that?
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Sure, the plumber with you at the moment barely does
anything so.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Off of you. No, I will say actually that the
people that are working for me not they're bloody good bastards.
But I was. I was beginning to quite genuinely, especially
after my wife's comic go oh Maybe. So I went out.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
She was saying lots of stuff about the mate. She's
quite taken with them.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
So I literally went outside and started hoeing the garden.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
Impressed.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
I've got like a hoe and just just hoing away there,
just trying to get a bit of a sweater to
sort of go. Yeah, you see, I'm pretty physical as well, you.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
Know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Because I was getting quite self conscious of the fact
that I was such a lazy ass.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
So you know how to hoe?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Oh man, you won't find a better hoe than Hoidy
j in terms of hoe and the old ground there.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Yeah, because what are you even doing with it? Is
it like turning it over and getting it ready to
plant stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, you're turning the earth. Yeah, I want to get
all the weeds out.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Weeds out.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Basically, you flip it over and then you run a
rake through it, get all the old weeds out of
there and deer.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
And I tell you what, I did that for a
solid seven or eight minutes. Yeah, and then I came
inside and had a nice coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
So you were hoeing for seven minutes.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Yeah, So hoeing for seven.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Or eight minutes, that's pretty good for you.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And he worked from like seven thirty to five thirty
without a I had one coffee.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah, right, And you were moaning about that off air.
You were saying you should just worked through the Hurdiarchy.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Yes.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Indeed, Blue there on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time it's four thirty seven.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, yes, Well, to be honest, there's more Jase, But Mike,
I wouldn't mind your sort of advice around this. Sure,
you're my agent as yes, And can I just say, man,
you're doing a really great job.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
I know.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I mean I haven't had a single bit of work yet,
but the amount of auditions I've done and the sort
of training you've been putting me through. I really appreciate it.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Yeah, there is a lot of training going on and ongoing.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, and I feel like I've really improved. Wouldn't you
say that? Why didn't you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Pardon?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Wouldn't you say that?
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Would I say that?
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Well, you don't have to, I mean, yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Look, I think that you've taken some steps forward and
you've had a few slides backwards.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
Right, It's tricky. It's a confidence game, Jase. Can I
say that? And what you've got to focus on, Keezy
is the work you start worrying about getting casts and
things and all of that sort of stuff. It's over.
Should be in it for the art form, for the art, Yeah,
the joy of making great art or commercials or whatever.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Passion. Yeah, it's a it's not a job.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
No, it's a calling, thank you. Right. See, I've been
treating it as a job. Wow, potential job. That's you
haven't got any right, So it's okay.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Well, look this is kind of to do to be
honest with what I wanted to speak to you about
your recall, Jase, that I filmed an episode of Game
or Two Halves last week. Yes, yeah, yes, I'm a
regular sort of panelist on that show with the acc
with Mania Stuart matt Heath. You know, it's going really well,
and now that I'm on TV, I was just wondering
maybe I should look to get a sort of TV
(06:34):
specialized agent, right, you know, someone who manages some of
the big names in New Zealand TV. You know, you're
Jeremy Wells.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
You Lee Hearts, that's me?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
You're you sorry?
Speaker 4 (06:46):
You manage them?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Right, well they get heaps of work, right, Okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It wasn't always a way with Jerry though, you know
Magie you.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Know thirteen fourteen fifteen, he was good nowhere he got expelled.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, I didn't realize that you were their agent? Oh okay,
what about like you know, traditional TV presenters like you know,
Susie Cato, Yeah, Maggie Barry, you know these kind of people.
Maybe do you know who represents them?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Me?
Speaker 3 (07:20):
So you're I didn't realize you were agent for this
many people.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Well, this is the thing, Keysy.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
What about Mogi?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
What about Megi?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Well he gets lots of TV stuff, you know.
Speaker 2 (07:31):
Yeah, but he represents himself pretty good. But this is
the thing, Keasy, is that you know, I know that
you're getting frustrated and all that sort of stuff, but
the lack of progress and stuff. I've worked with all
of those people you mentioned and nurtured them through their
careers and look where they are now. And that's what
(07:52):
I'm saying to you. But if you're saying to me
you want to get another agent Philly Boots.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
Well, well I didn't realize that you were shir I
don't want to fill up my boots, Mike. How hard
is it to self represent? Is that an option? You've
got to be in demand first, Eezy? Right, So they've
got to come knocking on your door, don't they, Jase.
That's true, man, And so until you get to that
point anyone knocking on your door, no, Yeah, that makes
(08:18):
it tricky. So it's very tricky to represent yourself when
no one's asking you if you're keen.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, you see what I'm saying, And.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Your career is at a point at the moment, Kezy
with they're not even walking down the pathway to knock
on the door. They're just driving straight past.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
But I'm on I'm on TV, though, Jay so they're
like that rated it's TETs off. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
I think I got like two three million views or something?
What game and two halves on on sky Sport? Come
on mate, yeah, okay, Well, if you're representing all those
other TV people, because I am a TV person, then
I reckon.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
We just we just well, maybe you could do with
a break we keep going. No, I don't think.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Yeah, I look, I don't think that's a break.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Out there that wants to take you on. But bloody well,
go for it, man, do what you think is best.
Keys Well, I just I can give you some numbers. Well,
I just did what I thought just on a few
contacts from.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Where I was sitting, I thought that I was the
only person you were representing, and you were kind of
taking the purse. I didn't realize you were representing all
these other people, like really successful people. Say I'm sorry, Yeah,
what an idiot?
Speaker 1 (09:21):
The Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky
ez DC.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is five twenty six and all.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
As well, well, it was well until we had some
breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:36):
This is breaking news, did it? Hey? Fellas I got
some breaking news.
Speaker 3 (09:43):
Okay, that's just this is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
The Tiger ytt in, a Jermaine Clement produced and directed
and written by Time Bandits, which was on Apple TV
starring Old Phoebe from Friends Lisa Kudro, has been canceled
after any one season. Oh wow, yeah, yeah, people are
(10:10):
pretty devastated. It was ten episodes. Yes, I believe the
budget was one hundred and thirty US million dollars.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Creepy.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
There's a lot of money. Yeah, that's a lot of
mulah right there and there. Yeah, obviously a shame. You
put a hell of a lot of work. I know
those guys are working on that for a very very
long time, and I sort of I can't help but
blake myself a little bit. I'm in the I'm in
that TV show, are you? And I just sort of
(10:39):
feel like maybe if I'd been in it more, Yeah,
it would have had more of a chance.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Yeah, you could have saved it. Yeah, I had the
same thought. Actually, yeah, weirdly enough.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
Because were you like a minor character or something. It
was in every single episode keazy. Yeah, So you could
say minor, or you could say pivotal, or you could
say sort of background, Which one would you say, pivotal? Yeah,
I mean certainly key to the themes and the call
that's the heart of the show. Actually, myself and Karen
(11:12):
Ole already played one one body.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Yeah I remember you filming that actually yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:19):
Yeah, yeah. It was good times about a year or
so ago now, so yeah, I mean I've been telling
people that it's been canceled, and they said, I don't
even know it existed, right, So there's a bit of
there are people. Yeah, okay, what they're.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Playing on incidentally, are.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
The ones that cancel it. You have to be the
one that's got it on your network because you have
like Apple TV canceling something on Netflix. That wouldn't be fair.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Actually, just on Apple TV. You see they're doing another
season of Ted Lesso.
Speaker 4 (11:44):
Really how good? How good would that be? But it
is a bit of a toughie for New Zealand because
my understanding is in that first season, over seven hundred
different characters were created, so seven hundred actors. It's a
lot getting a little bit of work here, and.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Some of the characters are played by two people, like
you're well, that's right.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
Yeah, I was the head of the character and o'learly
played my stomach. Yeah, that's true. Have you watched it? Yeah,
I've seen about half of it so far. Any good? Yeah,
I can't wait for the second season. It's going to
be good.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
Actually, I've just got some breaking news around that. If
that's all good, This is breaking news. I think I've
gassed it. I got rid of it season two of
Time Bandits. Yeah, sorry, man, sorry to be the one
that breaks it to you. Shit.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Yeah, but did you hear?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, that's those coming back.
Speaker 4 (12:38):
That's good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
I can try and get you on Broken Wood.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh mean yeah, it's a cruel world, isn't it. Sure
Time band It gets one season and Broken Wood gets eleven.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Actually, do you want to be on our Game of
two halves with me?
Speaker 4 (12:55):
Oh? Oh? Is that? Ah?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
The whole Archy.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy She.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Had there on the radio hoed Archy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is four thirty seven and all
is well. Hey fellas, hey you're with me?
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (13:17):
Yeah, man, I had a pretty scary moment with my
wife and Beard last night. No, it was, oh, well,
and actually you start off with that.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
Yeah, so we went to bed. Oh yeah, ye sweet.
What were you.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
Wearing my undies?
Speaker 4 (13:40):
What flavor were they?
Speaker 2 (13:42):
They were like red and black stripes.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Oh did you hear that really long like nightgown and
the little cap with the little bobble on the end
of it.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
No, but I did keep my weird green hoodie on
because I was quite cold. It's wasn't it. M And
I turned to my wife and I said to her, durling,
how you going?
Speaker 4 (14:04):
How you going?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
That's good?
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Chap hello talk there.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
From my hand on her shoulder there, and she said, no,
not tonight, I'm tired. And I was like, oh good.
I mean I actually didn't even want to go. I
wasn't going there.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
I was just, you know, just holding her shoulder like
any normal person would holding your shoulder and saying, how
are you going?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
And you know what's weird about it, actually, because when
I pushed the tape deck that same I had the
same tune. Really yeah, So before I even started talking
to her, I was playing that tune, that one on
my tape deck on my little side table there, which
I don't know, maybe it's you know, she seends a
signal to her and she goes, oh, here we go, yeah,
you know what I mean, And so she's sort of nah.
(14:49):
But anyway, what actually happened. Imagine, if you will, feels
it's three am in the morning.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Oh yeah, you must be lonely.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
And I, as I do, sort of in that sort
of semi unconscious state, felt for my wife in bed.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Do you Oh you felt around for her?
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Oh oh, she's not there. That's weird. And I sort
of I perped up a bit and went ah. But
then literally thirty seconds later, she turned up and walked
into the room.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
She turned up, and she hopped into.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
The bed and lay down in the bed, and I said,
all good darling. No response, right, And I went, oh,
that's weird that she didn't respond to that. As I
didn't go good darling, I said all good darling, and
then so I went are you all good, darling? No response?
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh wow, And I'm like, what that treatment?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
So my anxiety switch turned on there. Yeah, So I
sat up and I went, darling, are you all right?
And she still didn't say anything, and I saw I
actually grabbed a shadow and went, how you doing did
and I grabbed the shoulder and actually gave her and said, darling,
are you okay? And she went, yeah, yeah, I'm fine,
and then she went bang straight back to sleep, which
(16:09):
left me fully erect in bed. Look like I set up.
You know, the anxiety is coursing through my body, and
I'm going, what the hell was there?
Speaker 4 (16:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:25):
You know what I mean? She didn't answer me, and
I asked her four times wow silently, and I seriously thought,
oh my god, something's happened, and she's so freaked out
by it she can't even respond to me.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
So that was me again, the bottom of it.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Pardon, I said to her in the morning, I said,
what was that about?
Speaker 4 (16:43):
What she said?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
She said, I've got no idea what you're talking about.
And I said, well, you came in, I talked to
you about four times and you didn't answer me.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
You know what I think it was, though, Right?
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What's that?
Speaker 4 (16:52):
Keys? She was possessed. I think you need to sleep
with a knife under your pillow. And that's just what
happened sometimes in a marriage. Yeah, because she's possessed. Because
there is also the you.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Don't have a very glazed expression on her face.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Yea, also the possibility that she was sleepwalking or something.
But I think that would just be I think you
don't want to undersell what could be going on here. Yeah, Okay,
sounds like she's you know, it sounds like man. Sounds
like she's colluding with the birds.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Hm hm oh god.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, there was a bit of weird scratching going on
too in the roof there.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
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