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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:08):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Is the biggest, biggest shot big.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Show with Jason Howiz, Mike Minogue and I'll get out
your mad Barstard's great to every company this Monday afternoon.
It is the twenty third of September twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Night and.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Day.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Lovely boys, Now listen. Before I get into it, Moggi,
I just want to let the audience know it's go
easy on Mogi Day today. He's had a big weekend
and he's feeling a bit tired and baby Booni's all
that stuff today, So it's go easy on Mogie Day.
Having said that, you still look sensational, estud.

Speaker 5 (00:57):
I honestly don't know how I do it. Man, You
had a had a massive weekend, drank every kind of
alcohol under the sun responsibly. Of course I didn't go
to extremes, whether he or anything like that. But as
a result, I am tired. It does make you sleepy, sure,
so a little bit of struggle street for me today.
If you could just send me in your messages and support,
that would just means so much to me, and we'll
read them out over the course of the show three
for eight three on the text machine. Hit us up

(01:17):
with the old talk back through iHeartRadio, or even give
it us a call. Yeah, it had a hoardache because
we never talk to you people at all. Now's just
on you and your health. As we went to her there,
I saw you take a massive deep breath and it
looked to me as if you might be going through
a panic attack.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
How were you, Oh, yes, I was just having one. Yeah, yeah,
but then I just had to regather myself but take
a deep breath.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
But it's all I recognized that deep breath.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
It's still good. I had a fantastic week and I'm
feeling fine, so it's not so easy on hoidy day. Geez,
what you're looking really good.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Man, and thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
One thing I really admire about you, you cheesy, is
how crisp your T shirts are, how beautifully ironed and
manicured they are. And your here's looking great too. Those
bangs are really springing out today, mate. Good ajas how
are you good things man?

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Yeah? Cool, Mike, Yeah, not bad? Yeah, good stuff. Oh
yeah yeah, Vonies, I'm feeling great, Mike. Would you say
that you're feeling like a bit of a maggot today?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
Ah?

Speaker 1 (02:24):
I was feeling more of a maggot yesterday, right, Yeah
for sure. Well, if there's anyone out there who thinks
one of their work mates is potentially a bit of
a maggot today, feel free to text three three four
eight three for maggot Monday. Yes, and you could win
a fifty nine day voucher.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah. Great stuff. And I tell you what, We've got
a big showy. I was filming this morning fellas and
something happened to me that I've never done before in
my career. So we'll get into that next.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did you say you were filming this morning's fellas? Ah?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
No, no, I don't think the camera angle was that
low actually, but I was filming this morning. But hey,
oh we are feeling If you are feeling down, what
better way to start the day than Green Day.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
The Holaky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy read Ho.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Chili Pepper's there on the radio Hot Achy Big Show.
This Monday after the time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock.
And I believe Kezy we have some maggot mondays on
three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
That's try. If you just joined us, you basically texting
anyone who is a bit of a maggot and we'll
read it out. For some reason, Jacob the signwriter, he's
a maggot like that in Jacob, are huge maggot Monday
to Chris, who sent it a wee bit hard at
Dino's wedding over the week, Dinos tool of himself at
a wedding.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Eh, he's always got to be one at a wedding.
It doesn't there every time.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, Dave, Mike, Vinnie, Jesse, Chris, Nita and Finn are
probably all feeling a bit maggot today.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Sure they must have been at Dino's as well.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
I'll tell you what though. Having said that, if you
are feeling maggot, at least it's spring feels and it
makes a difference. You know, if it was pizzling with
rain and cold witt misrael Be, you'd be like, I
feel like a right royal maggo. But because their son
out and stuffing, eh, it's all g I felt as
I had a very bizarre thing happened to me today.
I was filming this morning, right, I can't go and

(04:10):
ask me what show?

Speaker 1 (04:11):
What show?

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Are you feeling broken wood?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:13):
And anyway, I knew about the filming for about a
week and a half. I got sent out what's it
called the cool sheet a week and a half ago,
a week ago, purely because last week they had the
week off, so they sent it out last Friday, and
I was like, sweet, I'm filming to this morning. You
know the first scene of the day. What it was.

(04:34):
We're on set at seven. I was an earlier start,
but nothing too bad. I knew the location. That was
all g and I was doing the first scene of
the day with my sister, so it was a two
handed scene. But it wasn't a massive scene, but it
was a reasonably significant scene. So that was all under control.
I got up this morning and it was really weird.

(04:56):
I got out of bed and this is true. I went,
something's not right and I just really couldn't put my
finger on it. It was bugging me. Can I put that?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Would you say it was bugging you?

Speaker 3 (05:09):
It was bugging It genuinely was, And I was wondering
when the house going have I I feel like I've
double booked or I'm meant to be doing something else
and I've completely forgotten about this. And I went outside
and I had my morning coffee and Darry Mogi, and

(05:31):
then I went and I was having the shower and
I just could not think, but I wouldn't let me go,
and I was going, I'm forgetting something. Something's off, And
then I swear to god, I went, oh my god,
I haven't learnt my lines. So I had an entire
week to learn my lines. And about middle of last week,

(05:53):
I think I had a moment where I went, oh,
I should learn my lines for that scene. And that
was the only thought I had about it. And I
was standing in the shower nude, looking sensational, covered in soap,
and I went, I'm filming in about twenty five minutes
and I haven't lent the scene. Now, you know, Mogi
first and foremost as an actor. When you're going on
Zip number one, roll loan your lines? Okay, you get that, Keysy,

(06:21):
I would.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Never do loan your line. Has this ever happened to
you might know?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
It's never happened to me in my life I'm fastidious
about learning lines, and it was I was blown away
by the fact that I simply forgot.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
To learn my many pages.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Was it wasn't long, it was just under two pages.
So I went. I quickly got out of the shower,
towered myself down, and I was looking at myself.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
God, I'm looking good. And then yet you forgot again?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
It was dry. Yeah, it was driving with you know,
I had the sort of sides there which other script
on they send you driving and learning.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I went along.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
She was pretty touch and go, but because of my
vast experience, I managed to just need my way through
the scene.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
And do you think there's any sign when you watch
the finished product of Broken Wood Mysteries that you had
forgotten to lin your lines?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
None?

Speaker 1 (07:15):
No, okay, watch it?

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, yes, I mean I won't watch it, but I
mean sometimes it's a great show, don't get me wrong.
But I never watched myself.

Speaker 1 (07:24):
And what was it about being in the shower that
made you remember? Was it when you hopped out you
saw the lines in your face and you're like, shit,
I haven't learned my lines? Was that? Was that what
reminded you? Or was.

Speaker 5 (07:41):
Or did you have something tight around your downstairs to
remind yourself.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
Can I have a word kissing the hurdarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
And Kesey.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
Radio Horaki. Would you rather helly fishing or helly gold?
Let's find out this crazy Zealand would choose. Yeah, beautiful,
two nice choices there, but a golf but a fishing.
Speaking of fishing, fellows, I did some fishing yesterday morning,
beautiful morning. I was out at Odraki Pierre there. Didn't
catch a damn thing, but it didn't matter. I don't

(08:16):
think you've ever caught anything I do occasionally.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
You've never once come in and said, I caught an
amazing fish at the weekend photos. Nothing.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
I think that one thing I've caught is akhwai while
I was on this.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Show, right, I don't remember that.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
Yeah, I can show you a peck please. But anyway,
let's get to the callers, because they get to the
side whether they want to go golfing and or fishing
or ah, good calem, how are you?

Speaker 4 (08:41):
Yeah, good man? How are you?

Speaker 1 (08:42):
Fellows? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
How was your weekend?

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Pretty bloody? Crazy baby who doesn't want to sleep?

Speaker 1 (08:54):
It helps baby sleep. Helicopter fishing.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, check right on the deep end.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Yeah, good stuff for all. I'll tell you what, Cayle,
what are you going to choose?

Speaker 4 (09:03):
I think I have to go with the helly fishing
because I can get something at the internet wherever I
suck at golf and I am a loser at Yeah
good cool?

Speaker 5 (09:12):
Will you sound Joe and you get nothing fishing as well?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:16):
You Hopefully whoever your work catches something and you can
steal some of these. I'll chuck you over the Pudson
and studio. Be good luckmates. Get a Ben house life,
Oh it's great. Let's say you're doing really good being
your massive backbone. How was your weekend?

Speaker 1 (09:31):
Ben?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Oh housework, you know how it is? Yes? Brother, sure,
what are you going with? Ben Gold for fishing? I'll
tell you I got to go for the holly golf mate.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Yes, yeah, absolutely. What's your handicap? Man my golf? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah, come on mate, damn it good. You've been Saturnine
and now good made pots on and studio. You will
look after you get a Amanda. How's life? Oh, it's
doing pretty well at the moment. It's nice. How was
your weekend, Amanda?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Full of sun?

Speaker 4 (10:09):
And very relaxing.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
It's good man, now good Amanda. What do you do
for a crust man?

Speaker 4 (10:17):
I manage as fun a.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Helicopter for that?

Speaker 3 (10:23):
That is so good? All right, Ben, With that in mind,
what are you choosing?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Definitely Helly fishing.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Yeah yeah, good on you, mat Yeah totally. Will you
stand on the line to Amanda and pak San will
sort you out? All right?

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Awesome things, good stuff, so good fellas. Hey guys, of
course it is all thanks so mates. It Heli trans helicopters.
It's not just hally fishing. It is being flown out
to Grape Barrier Island. You get all the kit there
to bring home a big one. Or if you choose
the Halli Golf you get to head to Auckland's West
Coast Muddy Way golf Links, beautiful spot to play. You
get green fees, golf carts and food and beers as well.

Speaker 3 (10:58):
Actually, fellows, I want to take issue here, Yeah, take
issue with the whole fishing thing. I've actually caught probably
ten or fifteen fish since we've been doing this. Shure.

Speaker 1 (11:08):
Okay. All I'm saying is I've never seen a photo
of one.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Told us, yeah, it's just because I forgot when I
was at the batch when I often catch fish. Yeah right,
I forgot about that aspect.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
Sureries easy of you ever brought home a big one, man? Yes,
I don't like fishing though, Hey, fellers, would you rather
be constantly sticky or constantly itchy? Sticky sticky ah grass? Anyway,

(11:39):
here's born Sticky Slippy Underworld.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
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There on the radio, ho Donkey Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is ten minutes to five o'clock for those
of you that are interested. The crickets all over. We
needed sixty eight off the final day with two wickets
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to bear.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
Yeah, we'll have sports chat up to five.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Man.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
You have a little cry at the end of that song.
It's a nice song. It was a really nice song.
It's beautiful.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
I thought I was doing that privately, but that's all good. Hey, fellers,
excuse me. I went over to the way Hiki Island
there for the weekend. We had a birthday lunch to
go to long lunch, by the way, sounded it thirteen hours.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
Yeah, wow, that is it.

Speaker 1 (12:23):
I was full full by the end of that dinner,
I was it didn't matter, yeah, yeah, constibly.

Speaker 5 (12:34):
And part of going over there was my my cousin
lives over there and she looked after our daughter, which
was which was great. Got the night off and also
meant we had some of the next day as well
to not deal with a kid rolling into a room
at six o'clock in the morning. But we got a
we got an EARB and B and when we turned
up the air the well, they show you the photos

(12:57):
of how they want you to perceive it, don't they,
not so realizing that at some point you're going to
turn up and you're going to see it for what
it actually is. So look, great, little studio, look awesome.
You turned up and they had a nice little front
deck on it, nice little one, just one bedroom, obviously
a studio looking back out.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
Looked all goods.

Speaker 5 (13:16):
But when you turn up, you realize there's also another
one of these studios directly beside it, right, and then
on top of it is like a two or three
bedroom apartment, And what you're looking directly out onto is
the car park for all of these other places. Right,
So if you sit outside, you're sitting outside looking at

(13:37):
the car park and you're watching people arrive and leave,
and so you've got absolutely zero privacy, sure at all.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
So that's all that's good.

Speaker 3 (13:46):
And can I just add the irony of the fact
that you're on a beautiful sort of.

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Island, Oh yeah, looking at a car park. Yeah, it
was good. The other studio looked out onto a garden.
That one looked nice. And also there was nobody staying there,
so that would have been really good. And then we
went in and the this is a this is a
minor quibble, don't really care about this, but there was
only you're getting generally, if you're going over to the islands,
you're probably going to be going out to some kind
of event, thinking or something. Rather and if you've got

(14:12):
a wife, I've got one, Kisa, you've got one, ah yeah, Jase, well.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
Oh yeah no yeah, idea yeah yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
At the moment, there's only one mirror, and all you
could see was your face on it, you know, it
was so high and they like to be able to
see themselves from here.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Fully.

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Yeah, So there was only there and that was that
was all good. So anyway, we went out, got back
a little bit later than we had anticipated, and what
we hadn't noticed when we were in the studio apartment
was it had a fire exit light light the ones
that you see in a commercial building. Wow, that was
above the ranch slider and that was glowing at about

(14:55):
the same brightness as the sun far out. And there's
there's just nothing we could do about it. You couldn't
get anything on it, you couldn't put anything over it.
I don't know what the point of it was. But
my wife can't sleep if there's any light source at all,
like if you have the tea, if there's a TV
in the room and it has the red light, little

(15:15):
tiny red dots, you can't deal with it, right, She
can't deal with it. So this was like having a
car with its tie beams on.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
It was that. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:22):
But I don't know why it was there because it's
not a requirement. Is it for people to have a
like a massive light indicating we are the massive doras
in the studio apartment.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I've stayed in heaps of apartments. I've never seen that.

Speaker 5 (15:35):
No, I've never seen that before either. So yeah, I
don't know, and we had to, you know, we checked
out the next day. But I'm wondering like what do
you do. Do you go do you treat it like
you do when you have bad food at a restaurant
and you you're just never going to stay there again,
or do you do the review and you say, look,
these are some things that could be improved.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Upon, interestingly, and we went down to tote on it
for for Christmas last year. We stayed in the place
and there were a few issues. It was very nice,
but my wife, rather leave a public review, I was
able to contact the woman person yes who and say, hey,

(16:17):
this might be quite good if you did this, and
you know you should have this. That's kind of a
basic for something like this. We really enjoyed our stay
and the woman came back and see it. I really
appreciate you doing that and telling me that because it's
good to learn that stuff, because he was just starting
off from the whole kind of business.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
You're right, because my my approach to the whole thing
would be where an imask where and I musk, yeah, well,
if you're knew right, yeah, if you knew there was
going to be a sun like the light emitting the set,
you would take you would take it over.

Speaker 5 (16:50):
But in all my years I've never seen anything like
it in a hotel, Airbnb, motel, motor and anything at all.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
It was. It was weird, but it.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Is funny because it's it's just like when people are
selling their houses and you get all the beautiful pecks
and then you go and see the house and it's
an absolute shit hole.

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Speaker 1 (17:29):
That was nearly good. It's really good. Nearly.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
I went and stole a packet of chips before and
I was reminded again of just how utterly appalling Mogi
is when it comes to snacks, because you remember Kesey
when he went through that period, he went no snacks
for a year, and to his absolute credit, he abided
by that and didn't have any snacks in the studio

(17:52):
for a year. But he's back to us bad old
ways and handfuls of chips just shove down as massive.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
God. Yeah, it was like it was disgraceful making up
for lost time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I lost a year
of my snack life. They're going to get it back
right now with this bag. It's one hundred true, guys. Yeah, yeah,
I had so many more snacks than you guys.

Speaker 3 (18:17):
You do, you do?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
It's good to hear them, admit it.

Speaker 3 (18:20):
We hit a scenario in my house last night, by
the way, and we've done a food shop that afternoon,
and I said to my wife, my god, we didn't
buy any treats, darling, And she was like, are you
kidding me? And I was like, no, I'm not kidding.
And so I went up to the dairy and bought
two flake bars, you know, the flakes. Yeah. And the

(18:41):
fact that we had them there was enough for us
and we didn't need to eat them.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
It was the fact that we felt like we didn't
have treats and it triggered something in us, and so
I had to go and purchase treats even though we
didn't end up eating them. Is that weird?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
You'd probably had nine bags of chips during the day anyway.
I had a few chippies that you must have brought
other stuff while you're at the deer and eat.

Speaker 5 (19:03):
You ate on the way home, and then you just
threw the rapper and the and the river by your house.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
You walked in with like a duckster, heaps of chocolate
around your mouth. I've got the flakes for a starling.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
You know, it's really funny. Just on there. I bought
two flakes and there was a little bag of chocolate
fishies which the way. So it's not weird at all.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You'd already eat chocol.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
My wife was, you know, she was very disciplined.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
She didn't know. I told her that you're done there.
I hope she's on the drive home listening to this.

Speaker 3 (19:35):
I said, geez, I don't even feel like this now.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
So does she know that you had chocolate fish Nah?
So you're keeping stuff from your wife?

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Everyone keeps stuff from the wife, don't you? Keasy man
three four eight three? Do you keep stuff from your wife.

Speaker 1 (19:51):
For your partner? Are you keeping from your partner?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
I want to know.

Speaker 1 (19:54):
I want to or not?

Speaker 3 (19:55):
I love standing up with a bit of pil gym
get into it.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
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Speaker 3 (20:06):
Indeed news there on the radio, Hoed Archy Big Show
this Monday afternoon, twelve minutes past five o'clock and all
as well. We were just talking in the previous break
about stuff that we hide from our partners, weren't we feeled.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Yeah, this is on the back of, to be honest,
what's disgusted me, Jason, the fact that you hid you
buying a couple of chocolate fish from your wife and
ate them without her.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
It's actually even worse than that, because I actually bought
another packet of chocolate fish as a cover, right with
the other packet of chocolate fish that I ate.

Speaker 1 (20:36):
Right, So you've still got a packet of chocolate fish.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
I think there may be one left.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Sure, Okay, the deceit runs deep. That's disgusting. It's disgusting.

Speaker 5 (20:45):
Yeah, it's It's worse than when I was running a
similar sort of deceit. We were vegan, the wife and
I for about three or four years. At that stage,
we cared about our health and the planet. Those days
are over. What I used to do was if I
was coming home from work or something, I'd sneak into
McDonald's and I get myself a fill of the first

(21:07):
combo and a cheeseburger and I just sneakily scoffed those
bastards down there, and yeah, I'm so weird about it.
And every now and again, though I think she was
doing the same thing. So we're try and catch each
other out, but you had to be very very careful.
One time she caught me out because you have to
get rid of the evidence, right, you have to make
sure that you've eaten it, so that the smell of McDonald's,

(21:29):
which is a very distinctive smell, just to get into.

Speaker 1 (21:32):
The car and pick that up.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
But she once caught me out because I had I
had thrown everything into the bin except for the paper
cover for the straw.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
She found the paper cover for the strike. She is
like a yeah, you know, just on that front. By
the way, Maggie, I think that's quite a common one.
You know, where people get takeaways before they go home,
and you know they don't have a big feeder KFC
for example, and you've got to actually, Darling, I make
sure that I'm not that hungry. I'm just going to

(22:06):
go and have a shower. And you feel and you
feel like you've had an a fear, do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 1 (22:11):
You're watching the guilds off, I'd like sneakily have a
pizza or something at lunch time, and then she'd be like,
by the way, I saw you had pizza for lunch,
like in the you know, in the trash, but the
one that I've been having to think because I want
to show that you're not the only one lying to
your wife, Jose, I'm also hiding stuff from my partner.
She doesn't know that I obviously have a fun account.
We get a certain amount of money we spend each
week each right my fun account. She doesn't know that

(22:33):
I've actually got a secret fun account which is just
for beers at the pub. Right, So we go to
the pub and have beers. Yeah, quite a lot of
the time, you know, to be shouted by you know,
Toddy or someone at Worth the acc or something. But
I'll often buy around for everyone that comes out of
my secret beers account, and that way, you know, there's
there's no I just don't want her to worry that
I'm buying lots of beers, you know, I.

Speaker 3 (22:57):
Would have thought that would be really noticeable if your
fun account didn't have ears. He's involved somehow, I'd be
suspicious of that.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
She thinks I've been sober for two years.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.

Speaker 1 (23:05):
So you're hiding takeaways when you're a vegan. Yeah, I've
got a Secaret Beers account. Are you hiding anything? Uh on?

Speaker 3 (23:11):
Nothing like Mowgi. Nothing major. I mean, I've got another family,
do you like? Another eight kids and a so forth?

Speaker 1 (23:21):
But Huntley.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
I think a couple of them are in Huntley now
yeah yeah, but nothing, nothing that makes me go, oh,
I feel terrible, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's all good tune.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
But text us by the way, three four eight three
What do you do that your partner doesn't know about?

Speaker 2 (23:40):
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Speaker 3 (23:45):
Faith No more there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty five minutes
past five o'clock. Now, fellas legit question here, And I'm
being serious because for some reason on my Instagram at
the moment, I'm inundated with ads for Carver. Oh you
know what I'm talking about? Carver?

Speaker 5 (24:05):
Yeah yeah, yeah, like Fiji and the yeah, the Fiji,
you know, narcotic Yeah yeah, Well I've.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Heard a lot about it, obviously, over the years, and
I've always been curious about it because I'm I'm always
sort of exploring alternative ways of relaxing. Sure, you know,
and these ads are like, it's such a great alternative
to alcohol and all these sorts of things. Have you
fellas ever done the carver thing and what was the effect?

Speaker 5 (24:30):
Yeah, I mean it's it's an interesting sort of a thing.
I've done a lot of it.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Oh same here.

Speaker 5 (24:36):
Yeah, it's a weird thing because.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
It's an acquiet taste.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
Can I say that, Yes, it's disgusting, Yes, but like
a lot of narcoic sure after the effect more than
enjoying the taste. Sure, you put up with the taste
to get the effect. And it's a good alternative alcohol.
Although I went to reheab for about nine years. Covery
head Yeah, wow, heavily heavily addicted to it. Wow, okay

(25:05):
for me, because that's kind of personal.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Likewise, Okay, have an addictive personality, yeah, a little bit. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (25:13):
For example, Jason will go down to the shop to
buy some sweet things for his wife and buy two
bags of jet planes or what you eat them all
and not tell his wife.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Well, okay, so I don't know if you should do
that with a Carver.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Also, you know she never knew about the cheese balls.

Speaker 1 (25:29):
Right. There was thousands of pages, so I've had cover before.
It was while we're in Fiji. Were there for a week.
I think I had it about three nights. Yes, it
was mixed responsibly with a few beers. Sure, one night however,
and it was enjoyable. Your mouth goes a bit weird
to begin with it.

Speaker 3 (25:47):
Try or something.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
It goes better and like loses its feeling and it
goes numb. That's the word. However, one night we're at
a hotel and I was talking to the waiter there
and I was like, can you get us some Carver?
He's like, yeah, I can get some Carver. Eat out
the front of the hotel at eight thirty at night
because they aren't allowed to sell Carver to people on
hotel grounds during their shift. Meets us out the front
on the beach. We have a massive carvacision beings a

(26:10):
big bowl of like good Carver, not tourist carver, good Carver. Yeah,
we drank that very late that night. Did like a
bit of a resort hop, all the different bars and stuff.
Had a great night. I went a bit at about
three am and had nightmares like I was being stabbed
a thousand times, the most terrifying nightmares I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (26:29):
Okay, walked out of my room the next morning and
the cameraman Allen that was there with me, he came
out of his room and he had like a wired look,
and I was like, did you have horrific nightmares last night?
He's just like, yes, I dreamt I was dying. He
was being burnt in a fire. Oh wow. Next morning
we go out to breakfast. The waiter's there and we're like, oh,
how was you know? He's like, oh, do you enjoy

(26:49):
the carver? Like, yes, very much, So we had horrific nightmares.
He goes, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah that happens, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Oh yeah. See, because I'm really prone to nightmares, I.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Already have you be sweet. I reckon you should definitely do.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
It, but I just want to I just want to
ask the question legitimately. That's it's all Coachier.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Yeah, it's legal.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Yeah, because I I want to know what the listeners
if they've had it out there on three four eight three,
because I'm just thinking of giving it a bit of.

Speaker 5 (27:18):
A nudge right, Okay, see what happens fellas, Yeah, I
told you what I think. Yeah, we really need to
start spicing up our sleep chat segment.

Speaker 1 (27:28):
Yes, so I think you're getting on the car.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I'm not encouraged.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
To be honest. Once again, it was the most realist.
I felt the pain of every stab. It was so
and I woke up and I was like, where am I?
Oh my goodness, it was a dream. Thank goodness for that. Okay,
maybe not, but yeah, three four eight three get in touch?
Should Jason on the covers?

Speaker 6 (27:47):
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Speaker 3 (27:59):
Four Collective Soul There on the radio Hodankee Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight and
all as well. And now listener, if you're thinking of
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Speaker 5 (28:17):
Can I just say I think it's dropping dropping a knee,
not bending a knee. It feels like it's something out
of Game of thrones, bend the knee.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
Yeah, but as I've previously mentioned, dropping a knee for you,
you'd see and rugby it's bending and you.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Couldn't remember what it was. Ben, how do we all
agree that it's bending the knee, going down on it,
going down on one down on one knee?

Speaker 5 (28:46):
Hey, fellas I love did you go? Did you go
down on one knee for your proposal?

Speaker 1 (28:51):
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Speaker 3 (28:54):
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Speaker 3 (29:05):
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Speaker 1 (29:11):
That is a massive ring. Yes, And also it's a
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at the Big Show to actually pull off the engagement
h So all you have to do is go to Hoduck,
dot co, dot m Z, tell us what you're thinking,
tell us what you're thinking of doing, and then you
go down. Is this going to be a part of it?

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Like?

Speaker 5 (29:31):
Am I if I'm putting this in for example, you know,
and m I've been judge, right, so I'm going to
be chosen as winner because of my plan that I've
got for the proposal.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Is that going to come into it? I just know
how important it is. It's not just drawing out of
a hat, willy nilly, is it. That's a great question, Mike,
And it's one of those questions that I wish I
knew the answer.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
Yeah, sure, but I'm pretty something so just a mystery, Jason,
We're just going to have to accept it.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Brother Love. How about we get pugsan on tomorrow and
he'll explain. Yes, probably into some weird foot stuff on
his arm, but that's all good.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
But regardless, we want to hear from people.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
We do, and in fact we have heard from a
lot of people. Yes, this one comes in from anonymous.
Oh again, we're both pilots, plan on flying her out
to Pawanui or Great Barrier and then doing something special
on the beach. I'm unsure, what do you reckon?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
That's pretty romantic, romantic, that's what that's what my wife
and I like of Roman or I do something romantic.
She goes, oh, that's so romantic.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Right, q D, What are this get a fella's anonymous
here again thinking of sneaking into the UNI she teaches
at pretending I'm a training midwif and then proposing. Oh,
she obviously teaches midwiffery.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Yeah, I like it. There is this interesting conundrum, isn't
there between well? For me? In my mind, I go,
is it a personal thing? Just between you and your partner.
A lot of people like that situation where they want
a crowd yeah, to witness it.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
You know, I feel like that's crossed in a boundary.

Speaker 5 (31:09):
I wouldn't want someone proposing me to a work event
or you know, my workplace. Sure, she's just there, that's
just me. Another thing is I'm already married, so it
doesn't really matter.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
So Son walked in here right now and went down
on one knee.

Speaker 5 (31:22):
Yeah, And it works here because it's sort of a
you know, make a great radio stunt, you know, watching
and we'd have the cameras on and everything. He would
have sort of all that out, so you'd be able
to see pack Son's.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Heart get crushed. Yeah, when I give them them.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
You know, look, if pak Son goes down on one knee,
he can do it anywhere.

Speaker 1 (31:41):
For me, and I'm all in because you guys are
at two for one d LA. Yeah, what about this one?
I would this is from anonymous. I would like to
make the future missus anonymous my wife. She is a teacher,
and I would do it in front of her entire class.
So there you go. You know, it's another sort of
public engagement at the work place. Maybe that's what they're into. Well,
maybe there's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, I don't like it.

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about that in terms of Diamonds on Richmond as well,
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Speaker 3 (32:55):
Oh indeed the dudes's there on the radio. Hold ankee
big sho this Monday afternoon. The time is five point
fifty two.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Hey, don't forget New Zealand. It's a Monday coming up
after six o'clock. What's for tea with me? Kezy? Get
your ticks through now three four eight three, I'll collate them,
colate them and then you can win a fifty on
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Speaker 3 (33:16):
Hey, it's been the weekend. Let's do some sports.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Chat, sport, sport chat, sport.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
Well, obviously let's sign off for real blacks the Australia.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
How'd you feel about that? Fellas well?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
After the first twenty minutes it was all good. There
I was at the bar. There was a lovely young
Australian couple there. I was having you on to them
about it, very passionate. He was about as about as
Wallabies and it just looked like we were going to
absolutely pump them by eighty, didn't it. And then and
then the second half started, I think we scored three
points in the whole half way and it just kind
of fell off the rails, much like my drinking at

(34:00):
that point.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
Yes, look, I'll be honest with you. So we started
off with a hiss and aor we look like a
million bucks. But I've got to be honest. There's a
combination of things there. We were playing well. Australia still
looks shell shop from their shellacking from the Argentinians. They
were holding off on defense and we rip them to
shreds Now the top teams in the world would never

(34:22):
give them all blacks that kind of space, and so
that's the first thing, and the Australians paid the price.
But then from the thirty minute mark onwards it was
all kind of downhill, a little bit sloppy play by us.
And here's an alarming statistic, Mogi, Oh yeah, in the
last six test matches, we haven't scored in the last
twenty minutes and any of them. Not only have we
not scored in the last twenty minutes of the last

(34:44):
six test matches, we've consistently had players sent off. So
that tells you that our bench is not working, and
in fact, not only not working, is costing.

Speaker 5 (34:53):
Us yeah, but the bench is actually there's got a
lot of great players on there, so whatever it is
that needs iron out, and it's probably got the point
now where it's a little.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
Bit mental, maybe a mental issue.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
But I think it is weird as there was probably
twenty five years plus there where we would always say, oh,
it's all good, once we get to the last twenty minutes,
we'll smash correct because our fitness is infinitely better than
everybody else, and so we always end up steamrolling everyone
that has completely disappeared. Nobody talks about it anymore at all.
I'm assuming other people's fitness has either improved or ours

(35:26):
has got worse. But it's weird to me that there
used to be such a strength of ours and now
it's it's the opposite.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Can I just say Argentina beat South Africa? Yeah, South
Africa beat us, We beat them, Argentina beat Australia, they
almost beat us. This has been a really like I
know we've got massive issues, but it's so great to
see international rugby, all the teams beating one another. It's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
Yes, I still would say South Africa al without question
the number one side.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Against Argentina. Rested ten players.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah right, yeah, and to your point, Mogi, it's very true.
That's what I was saying the other day that the
All Blacks could have a pretty average game and in
the last twenty minutes we just ripped teams apart. Yeah,
that's not happening anymore. So they've got some issues to
deal with.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
That's what my match year.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
But that's that's what I was saying the other week.
Was that week we used to close out games and
kill them. In the last we covered this and spring
Box are now the team that do that.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Yeah. Actually, what I've noticed is that in the last
twenty we fall off and yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Very unlike us, fellas, it's very unlike on the right side.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
We did manage to not lose, getting two cards and
been down to theateen players. Not great, sure, but we
won and we've got another game. I'm assuming it's next week.
Unfortunately it's in Wellington, so we were getting pumped. But yeah,
it's close. I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
I enjoin it.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Yeah, I love it. I think I think we'll be
strong and willing to but we'll wait and see.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Do you want to check cricket. You've got twenty six yes, crickets.

Speaker 3 (36:53):
Both orders for both sides failed dismally two key points seconds.
The shrill Ankans won the toss in bold last and
that was always going to be a decisive factor. And
the run out of Metchell in the first innings when
we could have got a really significant lead were very
costly for US.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Sports Jet Sports Jet.

Speaker 2 (37:12):
The whole king Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
Hold Ike, welcome back your messive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by Night. Interesting thing
happened to me in the supermarket the other day. Someone
came up to me and said, hey, Jay, So you
do a radio show, don't you? And I see you.
I do, mate, And he said, do you guys do podcasts?
And I said, funny you should ask really yeah, yeah,

(37:40):
he didn't say his name, and I said, funnily enough,
we do. We do two podcasts, one of the highlights
of the show and another one which is completely separate,
called the podcast Outro.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
And did you tell them that it was sort of
like a warm up. It's sort of behind the scenes
sometimes making it's a bit filthy. It's like and we
use it to warm up for the regular show. No,
what did he say? He said, Ah, sweet, did you
plan them a clip of today's one?

Speaker 3 (38:04):
No, but I should have.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Yeah, like this one here from today's outro.

Speaker 3 (38:09):
I had one of those weekends that was so awesome
that I was like, finally, finally a weekend where everything
you do is great. Got to Sunday night and thought
that was a good stunking.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Week little wind for Hoidy Joe.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
That was a wind. It was. It was a tech
in the box there.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
And then rooted poohs in the kitchen and ruined it.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
And then a duck came in and.

Speaker 1 (38:38):
All over the douve.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Haven't seen the duck for a while, actually fell us
to be honestly.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah, it'll be back when it needs to go poose again.

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Obviously, it's obviously building up a real load.

Speaker 1 (38:49):
I love the idea of you just having a duck
that walks into your lounge once a weekend does poos
on your lounge ground.

Speaker 5 (38:54):
It'll be nice, Yeah, yeah, it'll be nice. Now that
you haven't got the cat, you'll probably see a lot
more ducky I reckon.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
Quite possibly actually, And you see the little ducklings walking
along the road. Now, it's cute, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (39:05):
On the road.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Yeah, with the mom and you always had a slave.
One slows down with most people, I definitely do.

Speaker 1 (39:12):
Yeah, yeah that's not it's cute.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, it's a sign of spring. Keezy ah, hey.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
It means the ducks have been gann at it? Do
you know they have corkscrew penises?

Speaker 3 (39:23):
Text us up, shut up, both of you, text us
and let us know what you're having for tea three four.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
The Wholarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (39:39):
Blink one A two There on the radio, Darkey Big
Show this Monday evening. Let's talk food.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
You guys. Text here from Steve what's for teas Zealand
with me?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Kid?

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Actually just on the front though, you're going to have
tea tonight because you had a mess of chicken bigger
just with I did.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
I don't think I need it, man, Yeah, I don't
think I need it. Although there is steak and viage
waiting for me at home. Yeah, so I'm tempted.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Really you'll eat it, do you think so?

Speaker 6 (40:10):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I have to cook the steak myself so that that
slims up the chances. Plus I was thinking about stopping
off and getting some takeaways on Yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
Nice nice. I've noticed my wife has been having raarer
and rare steaks every time we have it. Less often, no,
like raer cuts. The other day it was wag you
and then she's on the Kobe beef buzz right. Also
she's having a lost a lot less cooked.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (40:36):
She's like, look that's medium rare, and I'm like, she's pregnant.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Jason, sounding very priggy, congratulations, Yeah, well done, you did
it man, I did wonder about your spims.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Wow that's great. Wow. Big show baby. Yeah, I'm sorry,
it's not a whole ucky big show baby. We'll be
referring to it. Hello, Hudaki, big show baby. Yes, I'm seventeen.

Speaker 3 (41:04):
Now here can I just say on that front, Actually
my wife is hanging out for babies, not with me,
but no, just babies in general. So you she'll come
and look after the.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Little keyesy, would she? Actually?

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Yeah, she would, totally she would.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
That is I Actually we're talking about this the other day.
You know, if we have kids, blah blah blah, who
do you reckon in Auckland? Because our family won't mind
here and Todungker, who's are in Christy? Yeah, And I
was like a bit. I bet Jason Kosh would.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
After my wife would be all over that. How a yea,
all right, good to know, Akesy.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
It's good to know that she's pregnant now and we've
got that support. That's hey, a lot of great techs
coming in on three four eight three about what people
are having for din Din's hey flowers.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
Stefan here, Oh really, Stefan Stefan Edburgh, the former Tennis
Championships play champion from Sweden.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
That's the one. Wow, wow really st Fry cheers, Sir
Froy cheers. Yeah, no, I see what know you They're
not putting cheers into a stir fry, Okay.

Speaker 3 (42:04):
I really don't know how I feel about stir Fries.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
I don't know how I feel about Stefan Edberg. I
feel him about boring. Yeah, beautiful blonde here though, Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Do you think when he cooks us food he goes?
I think so.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
It's just going to play the racism alarm there for
obvious reasons. I know how I feel about stir Fry.
I'm sick of them. Yeah, like them when I was
flatting every week. It's like buy some chicken breast, a
big jar of like butter chicken sauce, or like some
stir fry sauce and have that for four meals in
a row. Right, butter chicken is different to stir it

(42:43):
was the same type of No, that's not racism, alarm
as well. I didn't think that curry and stir fry
were the same thing, right, yeah, yeah, wow, but I'm
sick of it. Okay o goody Fowlers Doris here? Oh
my god? Yes, off, she's an actress from yused to year. Right,

(43:05):
she's not Doris Off short and no, not short straight
Coronation Street. No, she's an actor. Yes, yeah, waiting patiently
for seven thirty when the local Pack and Save sushi
goes on clearance for my dinner. Oh good, sounds like
Jason the sushi shop just over the road here. Yeah good.

(43:26):
A flower's archie here, actually bunker, Archie Bunker. Not sure
what I'm having for tea, but it will definitely have
a yellow sticker of it on it and will definitely
be washed down with a cold one. Oh, like a
special I guess, yeah, yeah, yeah, or something from night
and day. I'd recommend maybe nice good a fellas. I'm
having a smack around the chops and a cup of

(43:48):
concrete for dinner. Cool. Who's that from the.

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Whole Act Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and talking.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
He's here on the radio. Hold Ankie Big Show this
Monday afternoon. Let's chat TV. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue?

Speaker 7 (44:10):
Yeah, yes, I didn't watch any any TV.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
I watched a couple of Seinfelds last night when I
was in bed. Better than that was a little mother lie.
Pretty busy week.

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Yeah, what did I watched last night? I watched a
movie called Has Three Daughters, Three Daughters, Three Daughters on Netflix.
There Carrie Coon, you know what, Carrie Coon, great actress
Elizabeth Olsen, you know her, one of the younger, I

(44:51):
think the youngest sister.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Of the twins.

Speaker 3 (44:53):
There and Natasha Lyon I think her name is. Has
always played the same sort of characters, sort of quirky
sort of people. But anyways, as suggested by the title,
it's your classic ensemble. Please. Basically three daughters, they're all different, man,
They're all different exactly. Their dad's dying. They all go

(45:22):
back to their dad's place, you know, to see them
through to the end. Apart from the Natasha Lion character
who actually lives with her dad and looked after her.

Speaker 5 (45:32):
She's done all the work and where were you guys
when I was doing this, I put my life on hold.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
That comes into it most a little bit. But her
character is quite great because she just gets stoned all
the time and doesn't engage with anyone good and her
older sister played by Kerry Coon, just breaks her constantly
about that she's nothing, and obviously resentments come out, stories

(45:58):
come out, and they do a very nice thing. It's
a very nice little device where you never see the
dad of course, but they opened the door to his room,
so it's very much an ensemble kind of scenario.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
Is it like the suitcase in pulp fiction? And they
opened the door, it's just like gold light and you
actually see what's in it.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
Well, they opened the door and you hear bib bib,
so you hear medical sort of stuff going on, and
there's a couple of periphery characters as well.

Speaker 1 (46:25):
It's pretty solid question spoil any of that just then,
because you've said a lot of the plot.

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Again, no symptoms and it forms it on HOYTYJ Netflix.
I believe I'll give it a solid.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
Six out of ten, three buses out of five. Yes,
thank you. So Friday night we had that meal, which
I loved and my wife hated. And there about that
we watched a movie which she and we're okay, you're
going to watch Rocky. We were going to, but it
wasn't on any of our streaming platforms.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
TV's head on Demand, is it. Yes, Okay, good to know.
I think they've got them all on there, haven't they.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Yeah, that's really good to know. And then we found one.
We were like, oh, let's just watch this. It's low stakes, Oliver,
A couple of beers are crazy stupid love. Sure, yeah,
Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Yes, great little film. Yeah. And
so it was filmed like thirteen years ago, and it's
quite a funny. Like the way it ramps up and
it all comes together at the end is kind of
like Lockstock and two Smoking Barrels. It all goes wrong

(47:23):
towards the end, and in the meantime it's building, which
is very entertaining. However, it's very predatory. The first hour
is Ryan Gosling being a massive sexual predator out at
bars and stuff, and I really did not like that.
But then at the end, obviously it shows that he's
changed his ways and stuff. I didn't like that, and
it was great and they were making out like he
was the man.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Yeah, because you're at a marriage and you sort of
have some envy because he's going out there and hit
non chicks and that's your sort of.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
Yeah, so was There's what annoyed me is I should
be doing that.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Just on that, by the way, just on the Rocky thing,
They're Keasy, which we've recommended to you. I think your
wife will like it too. It's a good wholesome store.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
And for those that have just joined, I've never seen
any of the Rocky movies.

Speaker 3 (48:03):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
Yes, So I will recommend that to her. Yeah, I'll
tell her it's based on a true story, just to
get her and through the loves the true story. Yeah,
and then I'll say it was made up by silver sistallone.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:12):
It's interesting that stuff about the sexual predatory and things
have changed very much and that short space of time.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah, And I like the way it wrapped up at
the end. But the first hour is just glorifying. How
much of it like user? Yeah, and I just really
didn't like it, yeah, but then at the end falls
in love and blah blah.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, but yeah, anyway, so good.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Who's this again, Jason? It's Metallica Until It Sleeps The Darkey.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
And Kesey Gorilla's there on the radio. Hold Donkey Big
Show this Monday afternoon. Now listen all you tattoo enthusiasts.
Boy do we have a deal for you. Of course,
the Tattoo and Art Festival down in New Plymouth, when
is then, again, Kesey November the.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Twenty third and twenty four, twenty fourth.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
So if you're into your debts, you maybe want to
get a few more or just go and check out
what's going on in the tattoo world. You need to
be down there to check it out, fellous.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
It's exactly two months till today, right the twenty third
is September that the Tatoo and Art Festival will be
hitting New Plymouth. Of course, is presented by the Panthon
and if you want Tory the Panthon and if you
like looking at tats, there were some great tats On
offer down at the new Plymouth Tattoo and Art Festival.
We are giving away a prize which we are drawing

(49:34):
this Friday, so it's your last week to get involved.
The prize includes return flights to Tartanaki, a night at
the Overtwel, tickets to the festival and a five hundred
old tatoo voucher to top up your ink. It is
for you and to mate. So if you are keen
hit to Hodaki dot co dot MZ, get yourself in
the drawer there this Friday we will be drawing it.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
I'll tell you what. Actually, it's not only is there
this amazing festival going on, Mogi and Kizy, but it's
a nice part of the country to be in in spring.

Speaker 1 (49:58):
It is.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
I love the old Taranaki.

Speaker 1 (50:01):
Oh yes, because your uncle's farm used to be down
there and still down there.

Speaker 3 (50:06):
Yeah. Yeah, he still run it. No, he doesn't run
it anymore as boys run it.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
But you're never going to go back there in a
million years? Is that right? Oh?

Speaker 3 (50:14):
I know I'd go back there for a bit of
hunting and shoot.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Oh we should go and see them. Yeah you think
when we're down there, Yeah, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Sounds good and we'll get some tats and you know
what I mean, and hang out with the winners.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
What are the boys' names? Pattern the boys that run
the farm? What are their names?

Speaker 3 (50:30):
Well? Can I can I say their names.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
On It's just to be honest. I'm just testing you
actually know their names.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Michael and Adam?

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Oh god, my name is my name? My brother's name? Right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Yeah, you guys run a far. I never run a
farm in my life. And this is the thing, man,
you can't talk that kind of rubbish on the radio.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Ja is your brother's name Adam is? That's right.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
It's like the other day, Jase, when you said it
was the coldest day in Auckland in fifty years. He
said fifty yeah, And I was like, what at the
end of winter it yeah, and he's like, yeah, man,
it was cold.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
Well, there was the most rain that we'd had since
nineteen ninety seven as well, exactly, and that has taken
into accounts of floods that we had.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
That's not true exactly. That was you know a week
and a half that rain well, they said in that day, Mogi,
a week and a half ago when we had that
rain pour there was more rain on that day than
the entirety of winter this year.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
Yes see I believe that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't
know whether I should, though I know you shouldn't, right, Okay,
so that was incorrect. It wasn't the cold stand fifty
years and Mike just confirming you and your brother don't
own a farm in Tone.

Speaker 5 (51:33):
No farm in Taranakillo. It sounds like a lovely way
to spend your time.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
It's a lovely farm, hey, Hodak you dot Co dott
Ins in into there if you want to get down
to the old Tallo and Art festival right drawing it
this Friday, So get stuck in the.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Whole y shirt weekdays from four on Radio Hurdarky.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
Well, Dore you go your ma a daceards. We've got
the Monday out of the way. Moggie you survived. Go
easy on Moggie Day. You're thrue in fact, you see.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Him better spirits and when you started without a doubt,
the you know, the longer the day gets, the better
I fear you know. It's always nice to just been
hours and hours awake when you'd rather be asleep. But
I'll be ready to find that. And about the next
hour or so. Yeah, yeah, eight thirty or reckon be
bloody beautiful man, nice, exciting, CAZy.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
What are you up to tonight? Mate? But a gaming jace?

Speaker 1 (52:28):
What you think you know me?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
You will be gaming with Pugs later on, so that'll
be fun.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
What game are you guys playing at the moment? Do
do doo doo doo doo doo.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
Doo dooosh Hell Divers too? Oh yeah, so you will
be jamming that later on. But of course first I
will have dinner on the PlayStation. Of course I will
have dinner with my wife.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
At a Portmants.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah, and then I think it is Portmans tonight, actually
a little stuff Froe number, and there we'll watch Slippery
Shooter Island and then she'll get sleepy go to bed
because he has a real job, which is to get
up early. Yeah. And then I'll go in live with
old Pugs Pugs, and he'll talk me through the threes
we had at the weekend.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, nice.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
I'll give you guys the details just on the Portmans.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
By the way, he's he had a great little recipe
for you and the old lettuce caps there really spicy.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
Portmants and can you write that down for me.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, I will send it to you. Actually, I'll message
your wife and give it to here. Okay, not that
she does with the cock.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Anything to my wife please ever again?

Speaker 3 (53:29):
Anyway about me, I'm going to go home and just
chill out and spend time with my wife.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
Tonight play Scrable No good evening?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
Yeah exactly. Yeah, I'm sick of getting my ass handed
to me. To be honest, Yeah, I've had enough of that.
I have a break from that and come back in
another week or so.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Good. When are you going to play Mowgie at Scrable?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Never?

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Hey, listen, it's a pleasure to bring you the show
this Monday. Make sure you check out our podcast. Also
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