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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Did did do?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
How Are We Fellas good weekends.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
It was a really good weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah, now, such a nice weekend. I loved it.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It was a beauty. I had Monday nice to me,
much to me?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Right, So you had a big set, d had a
big set.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
I had one of those weekends that was so awesome
that I was like, finally, finally a weekend where everything
you do is great, everything is chill, everything works out,
everything is easy, and you achieve everything you want to achieve.
And it was just like, got to Sunday night and
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thought that stunking.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Week little wind for Joe, it was a win. It was.
It was a tech in the box there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And then rooted Poohs in the kitchen and ruined it.
And then a duck came in and.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
All over the douve.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But it was very nice and actually, as evidence Keezy
by my message on the chat there, I thought of
you over the weekend, I had the most incredible mintce
on toast.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm not mint on toast guy. But like we we
went out.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
We went out to lunch with a mate, right, and
it was an old it was a cafe used to
go to, which was a cafe, and she said, oh,
let's meet there and we went, oh, okay, that's nice.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But it ended up.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's changed now and it's it makes Asian food and
breakfast and all sorts of stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
I'd have been filthy about that, and I.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Was like, oh no, I wasn't because I was starving.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
And then I saw.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
On the menu. It took me a long time to
choose Magie, but then I went, I had sweet and
savoring mints on toast, and I went, I'm going to
try that just for keysy, and fuck me, it was good.
It was so good with an egg on top.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
You can see why I ordered that when you're hungover, right,
It's just it wasn't hungover at that point, but it's
just so good and warming.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
But you couldn't eat it, or because I did a
big boy.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Just had a little snack for dinner though, you know
what I'm saying, because it was so much food for
old hoodie Jay's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Little tom tun. How was your steamer? My?
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Steamer was okay, and I saw, oh jj, yeah when
when you were taken her? When was what was her
partner's name, Dirmosaur Darmy gave me a little wave and
I went, whatever, man, yeah, because yore they were there
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having their little luncheth And is that breaking confidences there
by me saying that I.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Don't think so he is.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It's just a cafe with two people on it. Yeah,
he gives a shit, yeah man.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
But anyway, you had a good one, Magie, because you
were going to the island there and I know you
were looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
I was looking forward to it. I drank a fair
amount of piss, but I was also pretty good with it.
Like the wife was pretty early on trying to get
me to move on to margaritas. Sure, so the lunch
startup twelve thirty. I had a margarita and a can
first before I went. Then we turned up and the
hair bubbles on arrival. It was out at this joint there,
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and then moved on to Rose Chardonnay, No wonder you
felt terrible. I'm not finished. Then they came around with
the sprusso martinis. I said no to that. Nice, I
said no to that, and then my wife was trying
to get me to move on to Margaaritas. I said, no,
I'm not doing that, and then we went to finish
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there and went to a bar and then it was
beers and gin and then went back to the house.
After that at about eight o'clock was before the robi
finished a street whatever time that was, and and then
that was gin. So they had like a max But
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fortunately they ran out of ice at about eleven o'clock
at night, and at that point I was just I
was done. And then they were feeding me beers. I
was like, now they're ship, you're just drinking. So yeah,
I stop drinking at about eleven, which was really good.
But then I was like, I better find out when
I can get a taxi back, like what the last
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the latest time a taxi runs on this island because
I never really use them before, and reading the taxis
and they're all close. There was one thirty in the
morning and they were all it was all over and
there was nowhere to stay at this house. We could
have slept on the couch, but the lounge had none. Okay,
and they've got two kids under driven under and so
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they would have been up at about sex, and I
was just like, I can't not, I cannot drunken mish home.
I cannot fucking state it was too fat. There's no wark.
But I called a mate. I texted mate, and I
just said, look, on the off chance that you're up
in the morning and not steamed, which is exactly what
I said, we are stranded. And he'd gotten up to
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watch the Formula one. Oh cool, that's two o'clock. Yeah,
so he came and picked us up and dropped us
off and he was the most wonderful, active kindness of
your experience. Yes, we really needed that. Yeah, sleeping on
the couch with my dressed up as well, going to
sleep on the fucking couch and pretty much his suit
and your missus is all dressed up. It would have
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been a horror show. Yeah. And then just a bit
slow yesterday and a bit slow today. Sure, sure, you know, Yeah,
but Jesus was good. Some of the people there, there's lunch,
and I don't know what they did. They arrived in
a helicopter and they left in a helicopter at our lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Well, and it was it like an event.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
It was it was a birthday lunch and then yeah,
I don't know what they did flash helicopter.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
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Speaker 2 (06:12):
One of the fellows that was on the helicopter, I
went out for a turn about the garden. They've got
a nice garden there, and I was having a dart
and him and his mate they thought they'd be pretty
keener on a dart. There's only about two thirty, so
I haven't been there long. And your fella there he taken.
We're talking about the wonders of darts and vapes as
you do. Fellow, who's they look like they've all got?
They must have some money. This fellow looked like he did.
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He took a path on his dart. I think a
head rushit him because he was not a regular smoker.
He took a step back, caught a paver paved stone,
ste good solid three steps backwards and just fell smashed
on his art and fell into a hedge, a small hedge.
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The guy cracking up laughing at that, but then he
sort of quickly you know how you want to recover
from something quickly? Yeah, yes, I know, And I'll notice
It's like it's too late. But he sort of rolled
over onto his side and got up, and in his
haste to get up quickly, he overbalanced forwards. Now he's
going the opposite five meters and just over he goes
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again and onto his fucking head. Oh my god, I
shoulder into the grass. He was completely fine other than
the utter humilion.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
His pride was.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
But he must have been massively steamed. Well he because
you don't do that kind of propelled forward unless.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
I mean, there was no But he wasn't like he
was fine to talk to. Sure he was fine to
talk to. He had been drinking, but the head rush
certainly got him. The paving stone really fucking stitched him up. Yes,
but it's the getting up and then forward. He was like,
I am are so stoked that my missus isn't here.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Because that's divorced ship right there.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
That's like he had so martini and he's filled there
all over himself. Gold. But the first one was funny,
the second one was it's embarrassing, Yes, said it was
generally I'll be cracking out with this.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, can we tumble it?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And you fell.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Lovely.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Everyone's had a nice weekend.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Seriously, like Friday night to me and the wife just
watched the movie and had food, which we'll talk about what. Yeah,
And then Saturday I decided I'm going to clear out
the entire garage, which is full of stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
It's like the Mizzanine top shelf.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
But pulled it all out, pulled everything off the shelves,
put everything back in a beautiful manner. Mountain bikes up
on the walls, mounted up there to save space. Was
the last time you got on those two and a
half years ago.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
My parents gave into us. They rusted out. Now the
fucked put all I've got all these engine oils and stuff.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
I put them all on the sh albs with a
little bit to tape saying this is the oil for
your truckie and then like this is your automatic transplant.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So no, that's all the truck stuff. All my Honda
stuff's down there. And then I've seriously gone in to.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Look at it.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
I did it this morning.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
I just had to look at the ship. Yeah, I
did it a few times yesterday. I even my mates
came over on Saturday night. I told them to go
over a look. Yeah, they were pretty under but I fuck,
I felt amazing. Yeah, filled a million bucks. I'm still
on that high, Jason.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Yeah, good, all right, good, well now I'm out of it.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
You finished.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Thanks a lot. What did you do man? I you
had a nice weekend day and then the ductor pose
in your mouth went fishing.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You saiday, morning, which was beautiful. It was one of
those classic things where the tide was just right. And
I said to my wife, I want to go fishing.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
What did she say?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
She said, oh, yeah, ILL come with you.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
And then I was like, can I really be asked?
You know that those stories are coming?
Speaker 3 (09:53):
And I went, yes, I can be really easy when
I go off a little Jemmy sort of peer out
by just before Mission Bay by Kelly Talton's there.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Oh yeah, it goes right out to the ocean. That
really long one, Yeah, really long one. You drove all
the way in there.
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah yeah, wow, super windy out there, but it wasn't yesterday,
and it was a beautiful warning and uh got there.
It takes me two minutes to set my line up.
Check that out there. My wife went and got some
coffees and some that.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
Sounds nice, some baking.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
What kind of baked goods did you have?
Speaker 3 (10:25):
We had a sort of savory, a savory kind of croissant.
And she also got Oh she was filthy actually because
she bought two sweet things and they only gave her
one of them.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Oh god, she was filthy.
Speaker 1 (10:37):
Did you get that from the yacht club or something.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
No, she went in the car down to mission, down
to what's it called.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Call you motim?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, yeah, you couldn't say it because it was a
Maori word.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Day.
Speaker 4 (10:47):
Yeah, you know, Cory don't know having reached that part
of my studies, although this morning I passed my first assessment.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Oh yeah, thank you, thank you. So stoke about that?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Well, Madame is Moon? Yeah, car he half moon bay
cor Hey, look, fellas, let's find out in real time.
Mister Google.
Speaker 1 (11:12):
Mike's literally googling it as we speak.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
No, I was talking to mister Google fingers.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'm mister Yeah, I've got a doctorate.
Speaker 2 (11:21):
Nonsense chedderbox prattler, Cheddy Moon Cheddy Moon TV.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
And I'll tell you what, speaking of great weekends when
I don't know if he fellas, Notice that's when I
came in today, Old Pug Sounder. Was he was in
good spurs, wasn't he was? He had a big gig
on was it the second night, and he said it
went very well. The gig went very well, and it
went even better afterwards.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
He said, And once things were done, that's when things
really good.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Did he say that to you as when he said
things heated up?
Speaker 1 (11:52):
Old threesome pugs?
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Do you find out what it means? Besting? Not really? Yeah,
great stuff. I don't think that's right. I don't think
it's right.
Speaker 3 (12:06):
We've let everyone know how our work.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Mate skeleton wasted. This is core. He I'm going for
diarrhea diarrhea moon. It's got a ring to it, Yeah,
it does. Okay, we'll go that diarrhea moon. Sweet very
sort after area of the country that was actually last weekend,
and it's it's a ship I wasn't. I mean, I
don't like any of the cafes, it's really Yeah, it's
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that classic sort of thing of it's like a surface
paradise is sort of.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Mission Bay all that.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
My first love. You used to live out in Kohe
and yeah, so I'm quite familiar with it.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
For the name of it.
Speaker 4 (12:48):
So it used to be called wi which means duckwater
was which is well a breeding ground of all the
the wild grade ducks. But then it was changed to
Point and then it was changed to Koorhimtima and now
the owner's Nati Phar Tour or Oka have changed it
to Tucker Patapho. So it's had like four names in
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the past one hundred years. Good crazy a fellers you
like that feelers Point? Isn't that hungry?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 2 (13:18):
You've been the best in Point Maney you mean Madama
w at the top?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
There was so beautiful up there.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's pretty cool, right, Yeah, gon't have a little tiki
tour one day?
Speaker 4 (13:30):
Have you been out to music Point? Yes, recommend that
for like a nice sunday walk, right, really nice. I'm
not into fucking walking, but walks in a pier and
got your rod out.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, the peers only about it's like one hundred meters
and that's long as that's.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Longer than one hundred meters. You got to be two
hundre thousand there.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
But I wasn't right at the end because there were
other fellows at the end who already got there before me. Yeah,
so it was just sort of three quarters right, So
one seventy.
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Five, seventy five ye, Hey, listen to the Hudarky Big Show.
Four to seven, every single weekday on radio Hadarky. Alright,
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Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay,