September 24, 2024 • 10 mins
On today's show, we dive into a bit of body shaming and discuss the more labour-able and mechanically-minded generation (along with their capacity for lovemaking).
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sorry, was that That's why we're fucking here keys for
all you men.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bastards loving the Big Show podcast get up even Closer
on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for
TO seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I've been asking around because we when we arrived
in today, get everyone, by the way, welcome to the
podcast out tra um jeez.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was smooth, thanks man formal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
They were light five or six young people and in
the office today and I've asked now four different people
why they're here. You haven't No one's given me a
satisfactory answer.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, you haven't actually asked anybody. You've gone around and
gone You've stumped around like a angry old fuck saying
who the fuck are all these old people? Nobody to
absolutely nobody in particular, which is why nobody is engaged
with you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
When I asked Parks, he didn't give me an answer.
I asked Dylan Big Dili, he didn't give me an answer.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
All these young people. You didn't say who are all these.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because if there's one thing I can't abide, it's fucking
young people.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You like fucking old people. Yeah a j So then
on on the Pody I would never say that on
the party. Now we've got Alex and the beast. You
know he's on work experience today, might be an interne
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Work experience, man, that's a very concident. Yeah, did they
did Pugs ask me?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Didn't ask me?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, didn't ask me.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It was nothing against you, Alex. Yeah, I know it's
against Pugs and Keesy who obviously knew about it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Smokie. You know what it is when scenarios of oh,
I want to be liked by the young people, so
I'll be like cool hip dude that helps him all out.
McDonald and comes and McDonalds and tries to me or
hip with the young fellas.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then this is very specific.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And they do show up old hoy j and Magi
is these old grumpy fucks.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
First of all, we don't do on you, all right,
that's great. And secondly, yes, I want the young people
to like me. Jason's that's so much of a crime. Yes,
all right, So I took the time to ask Alex's name,
ask what he was here for, all right, which you obviously.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Didn't do well. He was annoying me. Good day, though, Jasaw,
you had her of a mood again.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Um, yeah, good day and then an annoying day, and
then a good day and an annoying day, just a
standard days of the day. But you haven't seen me
in the good parts of the day, so you know.
But I don't really mind young people.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Hey, CAZy, you came in here scoffing down some mcdee's brother.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What's going on? Fucking ram in your face like grimace
you were? I was not just eating it like a
standard person eating a McDonald's burger burgers. Oh in that case,
yes I was.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We filmed Game of Two Halves and so every Tuesday
I drive home, I drive to work while trying to
eat a burger right, And today I was like, you
know what, I'm just gonna eat this one at work
because it's got letters and it falls out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sure, so I ate the quarter pound, but it was
it didn't look like a chicken. Looks smaller than that. No,
that's how small they are really. Yeah, wow, I feel
like they are getting smaller, very small. I thought it
was a katy one or something. It was a full
blown adult one. Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But you have noticed about Keyses, he's got massively disportionate hands.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The massive, huge hands thank you. Take that one.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I've got big feet. Keezy's got huge hands.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I do reasonably big hands. Apparently I've got weirdly long arms.
Do you genuinely like apparently I've got a bit of
a like a weird gorilla.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You look like there's something wrong with you when you're walking, Mike, Mike,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's not true. That's who I am, regardless, and we
accept you for the whole Archy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast. How
good is the weather? It's okay?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It got a bit cool at times today.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
This afternoon, I was eating free McDonald's, driving him a
trucky window down, listening to Tom Petty, and I was like,
life is so good because it's such a beautiful day,
and aword.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That is lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know, it is great that it's spring. And I
did my lawns again over the weekend and two weekends
in her own Now she's finally drying out forels. Oh,
took my weed eater into.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The lady to fix it up. He was enough dude.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He was a classic dude, because I can't do my
lawns properly without my weedi and it's just not working anymore.
And I took it in and it was this young
dude who just sort of loped out of the office
the end. There's ship everywhere and a long sort of
knotted hair and looked a bit of a shambles, to
be honest, he.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Had disproportionately long arms. Yeah, he hands on.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And I said, oh, listen, mate, my weed it is.
She's pretty fucked. It takes me ages say that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's a risky thing for you to say, well when
you know that it could very well be such a
simple fix.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And probably was no, because I know that there's something
wrong with that. And whenever I do start it up,
it lasts about two minutes and then it dies and
then yes, and then it won't and then it won't
start up again. And anyway, I took it in and
he said, ah, Rayobi sh no, it's not plastic, it's metal.
(05:32):
And he went a yeah, no, they're exclusive to Bunnings,
so they're fucking bastard for parts, right, And he said,
by the sounds of it, it sounds like your carburetor.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, And he said it's going to cost you more
than you paid for it to fix it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Up so and a like replace the car. But he
said that they just don't have the parts.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They don't have the parts exactly because it's all through
Bunnings and ship like that, and they can't get them.
And it's a pain in the ass. So we're not great,
thanks man. So I've got to buy a new one.
And he also said to me the classic sort of yeah,
with these ones here, once they go, they're pretty facked.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's modern modern consumer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, good, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They just about that the other day.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And how back in the day used to get a
TV repair man to come over my granddads.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
That's how he put all the kids through school. And
people shouldn't it. Yeah, he used to fix toasters, fridge
and he had old bits. They had a big ship
full of old bits of everything, and he knew everything worked.
And now you just biffit well with He used to
share the old ladies locally, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He did.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
My god, is the soul grandparents take easy? Yeah, yeah,
it's not get.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Can't Yeah, we're not to say that was that six
minutes forty five second mark, pugs, But.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Just on that, you know, in terms of waste. And
I was talking to the spark yesterday's working on the
bathroom man.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's just leaning against the wall where you're having a
coffee while he was working away.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, totally. And he said you want to keep this
light switch? And I said, yeah, why not? And he said, oh, good,
good because everyone just you know, you do a job
like this, Eon just wraps everything out and actually and
puts new shit everywhere. And actually you don't need to
do that. The offer, well, he said he could put
a new switch on there.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Usually they convince you to do it because they put
a markup on and supply the part. Yes, so my house,
which I've renovated, has got all the original lights, switches
and stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, thats ugly.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And I tell you what, actually, it is quite fascinating.
Talking to trade is about, you know, things like insurance
and ship like that. When trades are working on insurance
jobs and they just they wrapped the ship out of
the prices and douched them out massively.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Because it's the opposite. I'm pretty sure because my dad
used to be a panel beater, and insurance job they
hate because they'd say it's the insurance will say, here's
you've done four grand damage. To fix the car and
then find someone that will do it for four thousand
dollars when actually it'll probably cost about six And so
they hate insurance jobs.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But don't they can't the insurance company can't make that assessment.
They send it out to panel Bay, yeah, to do
quotes and stuff. But I can't remember what it was
they were saying. They're like competing against one another, and
eventually they brought the price of it down and people
prefer to not Yeah, well, my body.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was talking about all these new builds and shit
like more particularly you know those apartments and shit that
got water damage. What was that called the buildings, and
you know, so many insurance claims and tradees were just
going yeah, no, she's going to be woh, mate, you're
looking at twenty k there at least, And people and
(08:51):
the insurance companies were going all right, But apparently now
they're going, no, no, we're not just paying shit out now,
we want more facts and figures.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, because you live in a leaky home, mate, No,
not anymore? Did you actually at one point No, we had.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
A little lounge that leaked for a while. But once
we've got the roof done, she's been tickety ber just
covered up with duck shit. Yes, just covered in duck poos.
And we've got about twenty possum and the and the
roof there, so they got that peg under yeah, and
they just soak up all the moisture.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Did you have a Kimodo dragon and your laundry singer?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, Kimodo the.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You're good? Yeah, I'm all good. How are you just
a shell of a human over there?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, I'm pretty good. Ok Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Looking forward to our golf tomorrow, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah I am.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Actually I'm a bit guarded. We're only playing nine, but
I might still play eighteen anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Bought some new golf shoes today, making oh chross, did you.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I do need them?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Terrible sneak is slipping all over the place. I'll talk
about that a little bit later on, actually.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Because I do notice you move your foot when you
hit the ball quite a bit. Yeah, slides. Yeah, it's
because of all the talk you're generating through your hips.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, I've got a massive thrust.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I've got a wicked thrust.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I used to call me thrusty Hoody, really thrusty jug
of that just my mates in there. Oh yeah, yeah, Brendan,
I've got more than more than one mate. Keys.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, because it wasn't called hoodie J back in the day.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Of course, it's always a telltale sign.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Hey it was Bosom Thrust, Yeah it was. I listened
to the Hurd. You've been show full seven every single weekday.
It is just so great. All right, it's really good.
It's not ready Hurd
Sorry, was that That's why we're fucking here keys for
all you men.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Bastards loving the Big Show podcast get up even Closer
on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for
TO seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
So I've been asking around because we when we arrived
in today, get everyone, by the way, welcome to the
podcast out tra um jeez.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
It was smooth, thanks man formal.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
They were light five or six young people and in
the office today and I've asked now four different people
why they're here. You haven't No one's given me a
satisfactory answer.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, you haven't actually asked anybody. You've gone around and
gone You've stumped around like a angry old fuck saying
who the fuck are all these old people? Nobody to
absolutely nobody in particular, which is why nobody is engaged
with you.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
When I asked Parks, he didn't give me an answer.
I asked Dylan Big Dili, he didn't give me an answer.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
All these young people. You didn't say who are all these.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because if there's one thing I can't abide, it's fucking
young people.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
You like fucking old people. Yeah a j So then
on on the Pody I would never say that on
the party. Now we've got Alex and the beast. You
know he's on work experience today, might be an interne
It was.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Work experience, man, that's a very concident. Yeah, did they
did Pugs ask me?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Didn't ask me?
Speaker 1 (01:29):
No, didn't ask me.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
It was nothing against you, Alex. Yeah, I know it's
against Pugs and Keesy who obviously knew about it.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Smokie. You know what it is when scenarios of oh,
I want to be liked by the young people, so
I'll be like cool hip dude that helps him all out.
McDonald and comes and McDonalds and tries to me or
hip with the young fellas.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And then this is very specific.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
And they do show up old hoy j and Magi
is these old grumpy fucks.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
First of all, we don't do on you, all right,
that's great. And secondly, yes, I want the young people
to like me. Jason's that's so much of a crime. Yes,
all right, So I took the time to ask Alex's name,
ask what he was here for, all right, which you obviously.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Didn't do well. He was annoying me. Good day, though, Jasaw,
you had her of a mood again.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Um, yeah, good day and then an annoying day, and
then a good day and an annoying day, just a
standard days of the day. But you haven't seen me
in the good parts of the day, so you know.
But I don't really mind young people.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Hey, CAZy, you came in here scoffing down some mcdee's brother.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
What's going on? Fucking ram in your face like grimace
you were? I was not just eating it like a
standard person eating a McDonald's burger burgers. Oh in that case,
yes I was.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
We filmed Game of Two Halves and so every Tuesday
I drive home, I drive to work while trying to
eat a burger right, And today I was like, you
know what, I'm just gonna eat this one at work
because it's got letters and it falls out.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Sure, so I ate the quarter pound, but it was
it didn't look like a chicken. Looks smaller than that. No,
that's how small they are really. Yeah, wow, I feel
like they are getting smaller, very small. I thought it
was a katy one or something. It was a full
blown adult one. Wow.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But you have noticed about Keyses, he's got massively disportionate hands.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
The massive, huge hands thank you. Take that one.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
I've got big feet. Keezy's got huge hands.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
I do reasonably big hands. Apparently I've got weirdly long arms.
Do you genuinely like apparently I've got a bit of
a like a weird gorilla.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
You look like there's something wrong with you when you're walking, Mike, Mike,
that's not true.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
That's not true. That's who I am, regardless, and we
accept you for the whole Archy Big Show week days
from four on Radio Hiarchy The Big Show Podcast. How
good is the weather? It's okay?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
It got a bit cool at times today.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
This afternoon, I was eating free McDonald's, driving him a
trucky window down, listening to Tom Petty, and I was like,
life is so good because it's such a beautiful day,
and aword.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That is lovely.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
You know, it is great that it's spring. And I
did my lawns again over the weekend and two weekends
in her own Now she's finally drying out forels. Oh,
took my weed eater into.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
The lady to fix it up. He was enough dude.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
He was a classic dude, because I can't do my
lawns properly without my weedi and it's just not working anymore.
And I took it in and it was this young
dude who just sort of loped out of the office
the end. There's ship everywhere and a long sort of
knotted hair and looked a bit of a shambles, to
be honest, he.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Had disproportionately long arms. Yeah, he hands on.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
And I said, oh, listen, mate, my weed it is.
She's pretty fucked. It takes me ages say that.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's a risky thing for you to say, well when
you know that it could very well be such a
simple fix.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And probably was no, because I know that there's something
wrong with that. And whenever I do start it up,
it lasts about two minutes and then it dies and
then yes, and then it won't and then it won't
start up again. And anyway, I took it in and
he said, ah, Rayobi sh no, it's not plastic, it's metal.
(05:32):
And he went a yeah, no, they're exclusive to Bunnings,
so they're fucking bastard for parts, right, And he said,
by the sounds of it, it sounds like your carburetor.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All the ship.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Yeah, And he said it's going to cost you more
than you paid for it to fix it.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Up so and a like replace the car. But he
said that they just don't have the parts.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
They don't have the parts exactly because it's all through
Bunnings and ship like that, and they can't get them.
And it's a pain in the ass. So we're not great,
thanks man. So I've got to buy a new one.
And he also said to me the classic sort of yeah,
with these ones here, once they go, they're pretty facked.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's modern modern consumer.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yeah, good, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
They just about that the other day.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
And how back in the day used to get a
TV repair man to come over my granddads.
Speaker 4 (06:22):
That's how he put all the kids through school. And
people shouldn't it. Yeah, he used to fix toasters, fridge
and he had old bits. They had a big ship
full of old bits of everything, and he knew everything worked.
And now you just biffit well with He used to
share the old ladies locally, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He did.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
My god, is the soul grandparents take easy? Yeah, yeah,
it's not get.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Can't Yeah, we're not to say that was that six
minutes forty five second mark, pugs, But.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Just on that, you know, in terms of waste. And
I was talking to the spark yesterday's working on the
bathroom man.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
He's just leaning against the wall where you're having a
coffee while he was working away.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, totally. And he said you want to keep this
light switch? And I said, yeah, why not? And he said, oh, good,
good because everyone just you know, you do a job
like this, Eon just wraps everything out and actually and
puts new shit everywhere. And actually you don't need to
do that. The offer, well, he said he could put
a new switch on there.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Usually they convince you to do it because they put
a markup on and supply the part. Yes, so my house,
which I've renovated, has got all the original lights, switches
and stuff in it.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
Yeah, thats ugly.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
And I tell you what, actually, it is quite fascinating.
Talking to trade is about, you know, things like insurance
and ship like that. When trades are working on insurance
jobs and they just they wrapped the ship out of
the prices and douched them out massively.
Speaker 4 (07:59):
Because it's the opposite. I'm pretty sure because my dad
used to be a panel beater, and insurance job they
hate because they'd say it's the insurance will say, here's
you've done four grand damage. To fix the car and
then find someone that will do it for four thousand
dollars when actually it'll probably cost about six And so
they hate insurance jobs.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
But don't they can't the insurance company can't make that assessment.
They send it out to panel Bay, yeah, to do
quotes and stuff. But I can't remember what it was
they were saying. They're like competing against one another, and
eventually they brought the price of it down and people
prefer to not Yeah, well, my body.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I was talking about all these new builds and shit
like more particularly you know those apartments and shit that
got water damage. What was that called the buildings, and
you know, so many insurance claims and tradees were just
going yeah, no, she's going to be woh, mate, you're
looking at twenty k there at least, And people and
(08:51):
the insurance companies were going all right, But apparently now
they're going, no, no, we're not just paying shit out now,
we want more facts and figures.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
Yeah, because you live in a leaky home, mate, No,
not anymore? Did you actually at one point No, we had.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
A little lounge that leaked for a while. But once
we've got the roof done, she's been tickety ber just
covered up with duck shit. Yes, just covered in duck poos.
And we've got about twenty possum and the and the
roof there, so they got that peg under yeah, and
they just soak up all the moisture.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Did you have a Kimodo dragon and your laundry singer?
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Yeah, Kimodo the.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
You're good? Yeah, I'm all good. How are you just
a shell of a human over there?
Speaker 3 (09:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (09:33):
No, I'm pretty good. Ok Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Looking forward to our golf tomorrow, Keezy.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yeah I am.
Speaker 4 (09:42):
Actually I'm a bit guarded. We're only playing nine, but
I might still play eighteen anyway.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Bought some new golf shoes today, making oh chross, did you.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
I do need them?
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Terrible sneak is slipping all over the place. I'll talk
about that a little bit later on, actually.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Because I do notice you move your foot when you
hit the ball quite a bit. Yeah, slides. Yeah, it's
because of all the talk you're generating through your hips.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
Yeah that's true.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Yeah, I've got a massive thrust.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I've got a wicked thrust.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah, yeah, I have.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I used to call me thrusty Hoody, really thrusty jug
of that just my mates in there. Oh yeah, yeah, Brendan,
I've got more than more than one mate. Keys.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Yeah, because it wasn't called hoodie J back in the day.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
Of course, it's always a telltale sign.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Hey it was Bosom Thrust, Yeah it was. I listened
to the Hurd. You've been show full seven every single weekday.
It is just so great. All right, it's really good.
It's not ready Hurd
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