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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 1 (00:14):
Radio Radio Hold Heck Yeah Radio, Horaki Radio, hold Aki
Radio heard Aki.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
How are we fellas.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Really good today? What a beautiful data is out there? Guys?

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:30):
I found it a bit changeable. Actually, yeah, it's lovely.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
It's lovely now.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
As soon as we came in, it was beautiful myself, Jesus,
I wish I wasn't coming in. Yeah, not because I
hate work, but just because I'd rather not be here.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
That's funny, because I was thinking because my wife texted
me today and said sort of how you're going? And
I said, you know what, darling, I just want to
go golfing and fishing and fuck work, fuck work, you.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (00:54):
What are we doing here? It's just the greatest roart
of all time.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Can't we just get money and just do stuff that
we want to do?

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:05):
I mean you've got a pretty good balance of both
of those things.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Ah, it's a shame you your wife doesn't earn more,
you know what I mean? You never really need to
get her to work more days a week because he's
only doing three at the moment.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Well five, but to I know four but two of
them are half days, right, I mean, what's that about.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
It's bullshit as well, five full days you can retire. Yeah,
and we'll bring pugs on through.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
That sounds good?

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Yeah, yeah, Well I tell you what, you get an
instant ratings boom with the old Connie chet.

Speaker 5 (01:36):
Well, we'd have to do. We'd have to do it
every day, yes, for every break, every time we got
to say anything, we would have to do because that's
after a day.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah yeah, ah, what else?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah? What else? Fellas?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
How how goodd were you today? When so I tried
to call Jason? Oh, we were playing golf at nine
point thirty. Yeah, I got the first It was closed
couring the greens, which they do at the start of
spring and summer every season. I forgot, and I tried
to call Jase. He answers and it's just on the
other line, right, Jace. Jason's because there's never a microphone

(02:17):
in his car, so you're just hearing the electrical sort
of feedback of his stereo. Because he's got a Bluetooth connected,
he can hear it, but there's no mic. Jason's been
turn around, Jake, could you hear me?

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I could hear you, but then like after about ten seconds,
it just annoyed the shit out of me.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
So I killed it.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
So I killed the corn and then you wrang me
back about four times. At that point, I was only
about five minutes away, but you were.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Going to get there in infan GF. I was trying
to help you out, mate, You know how I always
doing it?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you text them?

Speaker 4 (02:47):
But I was driving and it's very hard on my phone.
When I'm driving on your phone. I'm a responsible driver.
Come on, fellows, and I'm blind as well, and then
I have to get my glasses on. Yeah, so I
can't read the damn tar. Yeah, but I do have
to go and get a mic for the car because
that's annoying the ship out of me.

Speaker 5 (03:05):
They're pretty cheap to do.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, what am I looking for?

Speaker 5 (03:10):
Just a microphone to say I've got a Bluetooth stereo
but it has no microphone, and they'll be okay, cool,
and they'll put one at about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
They'll put it in for two hours.

Speaker 5 (03:20):
Yeah, so you're gonna pull the you're going to pull
the head unit out and plug it into the back
into the microphone into the input slot right, and then
put it back in and the run the wire and
sit it on top pretty much. Usually it's on the
top where you're steering, wheelers driving.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
So I have to take to a mechanic then.

Speaker 5 (03:35):
No auto electrician or just like a stereo joint something joint.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Is there a place called stereo joint?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah? Man, you should start one. I should, ah, And
they sell your little breads there as well. I'm just
on the just on the counter.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
God, I tell you what, just on those little bits.
It's just it's not going away, this idea.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
Oh it will eventually, don't worry, nothing will get done. Worry.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yeah, it'll doe, it'll die, don't worry about But I
just I just keep seeing.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
These little packages a little round many loaves. It's so cute.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Well, there was text coming and you say which or
any thing we got to it exists in Japan.

Speaker 4 (04:13):
All right, yeah, okay, And well they also said one
of the techs that it used to be in Australia
as well.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
There you go. So it's not a crazy idea.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well, the thing I struggle with with it is that
it is a shit idea. Like usually there's some sort
of like, oh yeah, I can see how that's but
I just don't see the point. You can just put
your bread in the fridge or the freezer. Yeah, and
you just you just have to go back to the
supermarket more often and buy more Hoidy J's chde loaf.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
That's true. You know, there is that side of.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
It which is the main issue. And also the other
issue is you just talked about how you just want
to get paid to play golf and do fishing. There's
no way starting a bus.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
But also there is also and the other people can
do the admit, who are these other people?

Speaker 4 (04:56):
I'll hire someone, sure, google.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
It the whole Lucky Big Show days from four on
radio Hururarchy, remember the Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
But you do, I do get that it's nicer to
have fresh bread that you haven't had to freeze.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Yes, and Admin, I know there's there's no there's no
benefit Edmond Wise, there is no Admin. There is no.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Take it out of the freezer, crack off a couple
of pieces.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
You mean, like when you pull out normal pieces of
bread out of bread, bread out of a any bag.
Whether you pulled it out of the fridge or the
freezer makes absolutely no difference. So there's no different It's.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
A frosting element on your toaster fridge.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Who needs a frosting element? You cook it straight away?

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, but it's never the same if you do that.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
God, I tell you, I tell you, you're marketing this to yourself.
The only person that gives a shit about any of
this is you.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
And also I'm a big sandwich person and I don't
want fucking frozen bread and having to defrost the time.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
We're already touched on that. The freshness element is the key,
but there's no admin in terms of taking bread out
of a bag. You're not saving anybody anytime with that.
So you don't want to one of your marketing employees
to be talking about less admin because it's the same
amount of admind.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Yeah, no, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
To be fair when you because I still my I
stare my bread in the freezer. You pull a slice
out and you just microwave it for twenty seconds and
it is fresh and good to go, And so I
wouldn't do that, but that's how you get that literally
is as fresh as a fresh and fresh.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
And I find that when I am man, when I
have when I have toasted frozen toast, it isn't the same.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
It is the same toasted. Certainly, it's certainly not a
big enough difference to give it.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
What bread.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Well, if you're a connoisseur of bread, your fucking bread
wouldn't go and go off all the time you have
to chuck it in the bin. Well, you hate bread
because it's always going off at your house, like all connoisseurs.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
For example, if you're a taste, you don't you know,
you don't skull bottles of wine.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
You have a little.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
And spit it into wine, and I can tell you
I do drink it by.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
The bottle, right, But anyway, it's a.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Nice idea, but it's a shame. But you can get.
What you could do is get a little get a
little bread maker. Yes, yes you should do that, and
you should do a few loaves.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
I do make my own little breads when well, it
sounds like you don't because you chucking bread out and
you've got this new idea about the starting the balls.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
No, because well, buy bread and then.

Speaker 5 (07:34):
I'll be loaf wended. Was the last time you made
bread in your breath.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
You're mostly baking brown.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Seriously, about two weeks ago, was that the best.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Loaf of bread? He didn't come. I don't believe you
it was.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
It was good.

Speaker 4 (07:47):
It's a very simple recipe, so it's not flash, was it.
I've showed you pictures of it years ago when I
made a couple of loaves.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
Do you remember him showing us pictures of his loaf?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Well, look, I'll be honest with you, I probably don't
store it at the front of my memory.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
And I remember Pugsun going, Fuck, that looks good.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
It looks like good eating. It was Pegs here, Yeah
it was. I definitely don't remember that. But it's good though. Yeah, yeah,
good to have a little idea of the just probably
get some bastard into it, just.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
On the eye, but just on that. By the way,
baking breads very therapeutic. If you you know, if you're
at a bit of a loss in your life, bake
yourself some bread. It's very calming and very therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
I'd rather get pursed.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Or you can do that and you get persons smashed darries.
That's also very therapeutic.

Speaker 2 (08:36):
Can I also say that vogels isn't what it used
to be. Sure your vogels got kezy. You strike me
as a white bread sort of a.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
White bread only you know what. You strike me as kezy.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
You buy those cheap white loafsh you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Sometimes it splashes out and gets Nature's fresh toast. Yeah,
can I say that it's fucking young nature's fresh. Yeah,
lots of peanut.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
White toes butter with peanut butter is one of the
things Mogles used to be good.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yes, great in fact, but now it still takes ten
minutes to cook and then it's not even fucking done.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
But now it's fine, It's okay, it's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (09:20):
I don't know what they did to it. It's still ship.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
It's still my weakness.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
It used to be like Googles at the end of
the night with stupid amounts of peanut butter.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
It's sitting in the six squint swing hummeled with.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Just massive dollops of cash, the peanut butter just falling
my massive fat or strows.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Can I just say I then here comes through. I'll
tell you what. I'm a Mollenberg guy.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Oh what is it?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
Mollenberg?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Yeah, the thing that was a tagline I want my Mollenberg. Yeah,
I haven't had that for you.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Is I find those pieces a bit big for me.
They're quite They're quite big to get through it. I
like this. I like the size of your of your vogels. Kezy.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
What's wrong, man, You're so pedantic about everything in the
entire world. Everything is like one eight's too big for you.
It is a big It is a big bread though,
isn't it. And it's a floppy bread. Yes, it is
a floppy It's the same shape and size as the

(10:32):
Nature's Freeze fresh white, which I like because it's like
a square rather than like a frayers, which is a
weird circle on top and you're trying to make an
even But yeah, I fucking hate that ship.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
See there you go about the shape different.

Speaker 5 (10:48):
Like it's young. But I just hate the shape. Don't
want to square semi or a square toasting. It's usually
when I'm making a toasty. You hate things that are
different thing? Yeah, man, what the hell? Ja? What are
you giggling about?

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Nothing? Man, it's all it's all g I don't.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Know if it is. Hey, listen to Radio Hurdarchy four
or seven or don't.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
I mean, you just probably listen to the podcast, and no, don't.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
Listen, don't. Just watch your clips on Instagram. You get
you'll get the gist of it. Yeah, just give it
a like, yeah you do that.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Unsubscribed. That's a great idea, fellows, good work. I's in
the front, Mogi
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