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September 27, 2024 12 mins

On today's Poddy, Jase wonders why he's in a Hua of a mood.  We're pretty sure we know why.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
Doggies for to seven every weekday on Radio Rackare Fuck Yeah, Mike.
If you had to wear one of minor Hordy J's hats,
which one would you opt for Jess's? Yeah, yeah, that
chicks out.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
I really wish you'd wash your caps a bit more often, though.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Can you see the muck on Jason's hat already?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Well, it's no no. I mean I can't see the
mac on either of them, to be honest with you,
but on that one is suitably vague enough for I
feel like I'd be content We're in it. I don't
have any kind of an affinity with ducks. Yeah, for
your one, it feels like you must love ducks to
wear a duck cat and ameny into ducks. Not really.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
My duck that lives at my house has shat on
your hat, Jason.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
My hat as clean as a whistle, all right. Because
I look at myself in the mirror before I go
to work and I go for ages. Her keys is
really vain.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Do you look at yourself for ages? Not?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:07):
I used to when I was young?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Did you read what I tell you? What? That's the
time I spent the least amount of time looking in
the mirror.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
I couldn't give her. I knew, mate, I knew I
was hot.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah right, okay with your feather earring and your pussy face.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeahs face, Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
That was a good time, the passy face. So I
tried all sorts of things for that. I didn't have
it as bad as you, and I'm not sure many
people did, but.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I had it shockingly.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Did you end up on the steroids for that?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I ended up on this like nuclear as face peel, yeah,
face peel thing, any biotos and vitamins.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Because I did the clearersole, didn't they? That was the
thing which is a complete waste of time.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Topicks, You remember topicks.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
There was a woman and the woman she was a
girl at that stage, keysy. She was only young, and
she saw by putting her face over steaming steam it
up and a towel over it, and then and then
maybe a nice bath and your face or some shit
like that. But it said, I think it's Jeanes, isn't it.
There's not much you can do about it, totally man.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
But I tell you what the mistake I used to make,
which was a classic.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Mistake, getting your dicky out on the first date.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Well, there, it's because my face was so oily all
the time. It is I continuously washed my face because
I was I fucking ate my face, and I'd wash
it all the time and didn't use moisturizer, and so
of course what would happen is I'd wash my sake
my face was soap and it would dry my face,

(02:36):
and that would then soap, yes, and then that would
prompt was that boarding school, you didn't have fancy ship
at boarding school, and then that that would prompt my
skin to produce oil more oil, right, So I was
actually shooting myself on the foot by constantly washing my face.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Only you can sort of harness that oil and collect it,
and then you have like a lantern.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
To cook your fries, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, like your fresh tiny snapper filets that are about.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Lucy's so she needs some snapper this morning is for lunch.
I obviously don't like fish with like chili oil, and
you know, all sorts of stuff. And it was spring
onions and stuff, and she's like, there might be the
boost fish I've had.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
It was did you eat yours last night? Fuck?

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
It was full when I got home, and also when
she because I put it in a little tup of
wey container and I was like, it's in the fridge,
go over look, And then she pulled it out. She's like, wow,
these phillips and filets are massive.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
And I was like, yeah, why didn't you put keep
it in that plastic bag because that was sixy not
enough plastic.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
We put it in a plastic bag that would have
held about It was a garbage bear, twenty liters of
rubbish and it was a fucking enormous bag.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
And it said food proof bag and I was like perfect, yeah,
And they put two filets in it and carried that
across the road. It was over your shoulder center.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
It was a joy.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
It was an absolute joy. I don't heard of the
mood today.

Speaker 2 (03:59):
Fellow, you fucking her of a mood too.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Fucking now. I'm getting over my bathroom being done and
bloody people in the house all the time.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
But how much long you got left on that? I
don't know, be there for five days must be filthy?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
Can I can I just preface this by saying they're
they're doing a great job. They're doing a great job.
But you know when you just don't there's people in
your space and you're just like and then I.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
Suppose most people would go to work while they were
doing that exactly, But your bloody flat out jos because
you got no time to play golf.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Well, I was wet today.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
By the way you carry on, I'll pull you up
on the snakes.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
But then I was like and and finally, I've got
to have a shower and just get on with things.
When had a shower, fully nude, jumped in the shower,
it was a bit tipperd and.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
I forgot to learn my lines.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
No, it was in the shower and all the fucking
hot water was gone, and I was like, what the
fuck is that? And had a freeze. I was cold
before I went in the shower, and then had a
really cold, free cold. Don't know, don't know what's happened
to it. I'm saying with a fan in the bathroom
that suddenly shot.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Its pants by the fuse has gone out.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
No what I think We've had this pumping store and
I we'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
It'll be fine.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
But I just hated having a cold shower. I know
some people do that deliberately.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, Pugs does that?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I do, do you? Yeah, like a minute before the
universe shower. My wife does that too, a minute before
the end of her shower. She makes it cold.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Right, have a good one at the gym, but not
at home hot.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
When it's when it's hot in summer, you've been for
a run or something. I'll have a cold shower temporarily
and then turn it up.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Do your nips get really hard?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
I haven't got nips that they do get hard, but
you couldn't tell. The difference really wrecked the whole Racky
Big Show week days from four on Radio Hurarchy, They
Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
It's just on today's weather. Would you be open to
playing in it as it is now? And as it
was it was like a light sprinkling of dusting of rain.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well when I woke up, which is not when you
woke up, No, it was it was fucking pounding down.
Yeah no, no, she's no good.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
But Auckland after an hour, it's completely different. So like
how it was today, I was the whole time I
was at home, Like I would have still played happy.
I've got a golf jacket.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah, I don't have a golf jacket, just a regular
jacket golf not just a bit respect restrictive, but you
know when you're those. And I did do a few
productive things, but not enough to make me feel happy,
and I was getting rid of.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
I had a terrible sleep, just a shocker, went to
bed wired because me and Pugs were dominating all night
online to go to bed like eleven thirty, had a
shocker of a sleep, didn't get to sleep till like
one thirty or something, then woke up really early and
then finally got back to sleep, and then yeah, it
was just a shambles. And then just woke up and
I was pissed off because I wanted to go out
and do something, to play golf, do the garden or something,

(06:57):
but it was all muddy around our house and so
I was just ah, and so lucaid to take me
for a walk around the block.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
Come on, little keys, come.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Lead, let's go.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
And I was like, no, it's spitting I don't want
to go, and let's go.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I don't want to know what my wife said to me.
What my wife said to me as she was leaving
today before I went to work. You need to fucking
eat something. That was what she said to me.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Hungry.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Well, that's what she thinks.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
That helps.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
And yeah, what have you eaten today? A couple of crackers,
A filthy hour of a mood.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
But you know when you're just in the horror of
a mood, Yeah, yeah, that's okay.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I was not in the horror of a mood and
I literally said, woke up and I just said it is.

Speaker 2 (07:43):
I am in a bad mood. Yeah, it's good. That's
what you gotta lead with. And she just needs that. Yeah,
she's like, you've just been shitty. Yeah, yeah, exactly for
not and they don't deserve that. I mean, they won't
do it for you, but you should be aware of
it for yourself.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
I never taken out of another No, no, god, no,
you're a backbone. I just keep it in broiling and
raging in my system and causing me acid acidic reflux.

Speaker 3 (08:10):
We had a meeting with the accountants at about nine
to thirty, and at about quarter past said do you
want some eggs? She was making some eggs. I was
like fifteen minutes, so no, that's not long enough. Now
I'm all good. So she made them by about twenty
three minutes past ate them all good, look delicious. I
had nothing by nine to thirty three, three minutes into

(08:30):
this fucking meeting. I'm like, fux gosh, you'd eat. I'm
gonna be a yeah, And it was and it was
and lovely, lovely guy. But it was one of those
things because I was hungry. I was having something explained
to me, but I got it about five seconds in,
but it was going for significantly longer than that. Yeah,

(08:52):
and it's just like, yeah, I got it, yep, yep, no, yeah,
all good. And then in the end just had to say,
did you in the bud?

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, we got it, thank you.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Yeah, it's crack on man. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Did you have eggs?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Man? It did in the endi, I had three eggs
with some cheese ever caddo and tomatoes. Jesus, it was good. There.
Fucking had two crackers. Yeah, two crackers, and I've already eaten.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Salada, year slada. They were just two sladers, well not
even the whole square, just half a salader.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
So it was what is it bite size, snacks size
or meal size? One snack sized salada.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Two snacks, eyes with peanut butter, classic cracker for peanut
butter on.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
A Yeah, you guys, sometimes I crave peanut butter. I
don't know what it is. I get the craving for
you say, fixing far is it?

Speaker 3 (09:44):
What's it called fixing?

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Fixing fogs the thing?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
I'm like, I can't believe that's all you eat. That's
something I would eat when I was like four. Yeah,
and I had a tough act.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
But it was one of those situations. This is my
situation all the time is I don't know what I
feel like, and so then I.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
Get that I'm hungry and listen to this ship.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
I just don't know what I feel like.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Right, But so, so your issue is you don't know
what you feel like, and then when someone gives you something,
it's never good enough.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
No, it's not true. You give them a bag of
chips so much crackers or chippies, crager.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're way word of me, You're a You do fest
falls of chips yesterday.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
You ate an entire bag minus one handful from me,
and you ate half a container of dip.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
I'm just happy he's eating.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
But Pugsun had him too.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Oh yeah, sure, you're in the eating licking the bag
as you will want to do. Listen, there's nothing you
know more than if.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
You've got the combo of dips and chip.

Speaker 3 (10:47):
Yeah, take away the dip.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Yeah chips, just chips.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Or just two saladas. Yeah, I would be asleep if
I'd only had two slats because I had a lamb
semi for lunch with some spinach on it, and I
had some weedy bis. It was good man, and Lucy
made me a banana smoothie. Still in a hoo of
a mood after all. Yeah, yeah, she's trying to like
you're trying makes me.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
It makes me angry.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Just leave me. Yeah, leave me alone for concentrate on
your own mood. Bro to be honest, when I've got
to hear cut change to the barber. Cheered me up right,
So now I.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
Go to sleep dot matter what time of day, I
know when I go to that barber, I'm just immediately
yawning my head off right horrendous.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
Mmm the front, baby, you're a shocker.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's funny with the eyes to the front thing, because
it's like with the snack thing. You're both shockers. But
it's like blame it, you know.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
It's like I find in terms of eyes to the front.
You're the worst.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
My eyes are literally I can't look over there unless
you look over there, and sometimes I won't even look
and you're just sat. Well, you're perfect. Okay, then we
believe you.

Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's okay, don't do that. No, it's okay, man, we won't.

Speaker 2 (12:05):
All right, let's put the blinds down. We'll never have
to worry about it.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Jace Toatsman. Whatever luck, he's back tracking.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Now, I take it there, I take him there. We're
just joking around, fellas. It's the I want the sunlight.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
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