FULL SHOW: Our Final Night 'NNNN Day

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show was Night and Day.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Anytime it is a good time for a thick shake
from Night and Day.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Welcome to the Biggest Show. Is our biggest shot, biggest.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Speaker, the show with just nice like the note and.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
Oh can you mad?

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Bossard's great your company. This Friday afternoon is the twenty
seventh of September twenty twenty four, and you, my friends
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by Night.

Speaker 5 (00:32):
Okay, so are we really? Are we really?

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Jason?

Speaker 6 (00:37):
I love it when you do those long as night
This brother, it's a beautiful It's so beautiful here and
you talk.

Speaker 5 (00:42):
I was already had a breath before I started Night.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Day.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
I'm gonna be honest with the public out there. I
was completely flustered by the start. Then I didn't realize
we were that clients and we were chatting away, and
then we were on the hell jelly though, despite my surprise,
what I'm not surprised about is how fantastic you're looking today, Moggie,
with your tight black T shirt on there. It's a
shame you're not wearing your wife's sunglasses. But nonetheless, mate,

(01:12):
you look like a stallion. As always, I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Aody J.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
You're mad dog, your six son of a b. Yeah,
it's been real shame. I've got a lot of people
that are wanting me to wear the wife's sunglasses. A
lot of other people have started wearing their wife sunglasses
and said, it's a hell of a look. I can
tell you what it tells everybody that you're taken and
you don't care about how you look anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Sure, just for reference, if you want to go to
the Hoo Occupations Instagram story, yeah, you'll see it there.
Mike wore his wife sunglasses all day yesterday without realizing.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
About realizing that I picked them up.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
And the difference between her sunglasses and my sunglasses are substantial,
And I had no idea that I look like Dame
Eden the average.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
For those of you who yeah, well, in your defense,
they were both black sunglasy were they were? I'll tell
you what, go on, Keys, he's looking awesome at the moment.
He's got a new lid.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Went to the old barber today andies he is looking sharp.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
As a tech man?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Is he? Oh?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Looking good? Keysy.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
And he's wearing my favorite combo, the green duck hat.
And they're sort of weird green hoodie. It's so good Keys,
you're looking sharp, brother.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Do you want my duck hat?

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Nah?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
But you've got a duck in your lounge.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
There's only one guy that can wear a duck on
his head in this show.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
And it's you, mate.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Okay, Pugs gave it to me this hat, by the way,
and I'd be on it if you would take it.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Off my hands.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
So it's fine, I'll keep wearing it. Hey, just quickly
on night and day. Today's a massive one. Oh yeah,
it's the final day of being a part of the
Hurdocky Big Show for now and up in a massive sponsor.
So we've got a crapload of fifty nine day vouchers
to give away true to people that text her on
three four eight three.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Maybe you've got a shy day frout.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Out, frout out, shyeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Or a shout out send it through three four eight three.
Pugs will go through and dish out a whole lot
of those later on, and of course we've got the
Friday Throbber later toast. Everyone gets involved with that will
also be getting a fifty live night.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Rob so good men, So got actually looking at the
dock here has a massive shallowy head. But let's kick
it off with an absolute tune of a head like a.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Hood acky Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keysy Stone.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Temple pilots there on the radio, hoed a hackey big
show this Friday afternoon, eleven minutes past.

Speaker 5 (03:26):
Four o'clock and all as well.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
And I tell you what, Mogi, we have a truckload
of Friday shout outs.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
Yeah, mate, they're pouring, and brother, they sure are frown
out to red hot couriers and toto on are smooth,
sexy and hot.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
I'm frown out to the backbones at Mills Collision Rappere
in Hamilton. Have you ever taken your car there, man,
I'll tell you what I have you very very good
they are are they? I mean they're ripoff merchants by
that standy, you know what I mean. We are froud
out to the Wellington bureaucrats down there losing their jobs. Yeah,

(04:05):
huge froud out, massive froud out to them. Messive fred
out to my stinky cows for making that high quality, quality,
beautiful nectar.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah hey they're talking about milk. Yeah, cows don't make nectar. Ay,
that must be like a saying yeah, okay, well hey, look,
keep them coming in on three four eight, three fifty
night and day vouchers to go around to everyone fell as.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Wow not everyone? Yeah, settle down there.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
We got a heap of them. Pugs will go through.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
And I'm also not finished here at my feel saying
I just welcomed the new Backbone to the world yesterday
and he'd love a night dave out you And that's
Sam from Christchurch. Sorry Sam, we don't see them down
to christ Church.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Hey, by the way, do we still have those little
backbone baby.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Grows baby grows the ones we had two years ago?
I do?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
They were great?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
That sold out?

Speaker 2 (04:58):
Yeah they would probably we should bring them back though,
because they are in hot demand. How you fellers, Do
you guys think you're good drivers?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Hell?

Speaker 6 (05:05):
Yes, you won't find better than old Bogie out on
the road.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
Brother.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
See, I think a lot of Kiwis back themselves and
think the other bit because obviously I think I'm a
great driver. I know, you know, because obviously I love cars.
Got my truckie there, so you know I'm very invested
in my driving. Driven car guy dot co dot in zi.
That part of our company here. They have done They
do an annual driver's survey to sort of gauge what
New Zealanders think about the Kiwis driving. Yeah, the full

(05:30):
issue comes out this weekend in the Herald. Right, but
drivencarguy dot co dot in zi. You can actually go
up and have a look at it. Right now, ninety
four percent of Kiwis, yes, think that Kiwis are average.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
At driving to very poor. Right, yeah, ninety four percent.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
What's the spectrum there?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Excellent, very good, average, poor, very poor? Wow, fifty percent
we're just average, thirty eight said we're poor, six percent
said we're very poor.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
It would be interesting to rute a simultaneous poll with
that and all of the people polled ask them where
they rate themselves on that spectrum.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, right, but if you can tell them to do
that next year.

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Yeah, because I was going to say that that's what
we do as Kiwi say, we go those stupid basards
on the road.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
Everybody myself am fine, everybody.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
Else is an idiot, even though what I'm beeping my
hornet them for doing right now, I myself have done
on many an occasions because I've made a simple mistake.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Yeah, well I figured you know, this is quite a question.
It's kind of road rule that a lot of people
get wrong. In fact, in the survey, thirty forty people
got it wrong. Okay, all right, so you're come up
to a roundabout, two lanes roundabout?

Speaker 5 (06:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Yeah, when do you indicate? Do you indicate entry and exit?
Entry only, exit only, or don't indicate because you're going straight?

Speaker 5 (06:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Well that's what I do, as I just go straight
over the roundabout, over the mound in the middle, just
go straight through and straight across you not Why why
would you go in a big curve like that when
you can just go straight through up the gaps, up
the gap.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Yeah, but are you at least indicating on it?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
Why would I indicate? Easy, I'm going straight right okay?

Speaker 1 (07:14):
And then mogi, what would you.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Do when you see the roundabout coming up? I always
make sure that I am in the left lane, yep.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
Correct.

Speaker 6 (07:23):
And then when I get about thirty well probably let's
say three seconds okay, two seconds away, I just lean
on my horn, lean on my horn, and then it's
just coming through.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
At that point, what if this car is coming on
you right?

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Well, I mean they're going to have to learn tough teddies. Yeah, okay,
text us three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
If you know the answer to that, because it'll be
interesting to see how many people actually.

Speaker 5 (07:46):
Get that right, we'll give you a night. Wow not everyone, obviously.

Speaker 1 (07:50):
Everyone gets one. Everyone gets a night and dave out.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
No they don't, and we can ship them to christ
Church had a million dollars.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
Oh okay, the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Horn, Mike
Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Dear Philip it there on the radio. Ho Donkie bitched
this Friday afternoon. The time is four twenty six and
Old Bugs Hunt from Studio b is just bought us
in some massive, massively thick crust pizza and old Kezy
over the moon.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Well it is great having free pizza, you know what
I mean. Yes, you'll see on a Friday grinning like a.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Pineapple. So good.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
A lot of people have been texting through on three
four eight three because New Zealanders have had their say.
Ninety four percent agree that New Zealanders are terrible drivers. Basically,
the full survey and everything is up at Drivencarguide dot
co dot m z's. But I asked a question which
was you're coming up to a roundabout, you want to
go straight? It's two lanes. When do you indicate? Do

(08:49):
you indicate as soon as you get to the roundabout
and then switch it off when you go through?

Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Do you indicate on entry and on exit? Do you
not indicate at all? Or do you just indicate on entry?

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Christopher?

Speaker 2 (09:03):
Can I ask you, mate, what's that you say? Into
and exit? When I into? Which way would I be indicating? A?
Probably left, i'd say, or maybe right? And to be honest,
that's incorrect anyway. You don't want to be indicating if
you're going straight when you into the roundabout. It's just
as you leave. But people have been tixting through on
three four eight three with their answers as m.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
So someone here says, I have a Ford Ranger.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
We're all tosses, are straight through, horn down and fingers
to anyone that looks yeah, So that's incorrect in my book.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
So wow, what do you mean?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
Well, it's the law you think that's right?

Speaker 1 (09:38):
The law.

Speaker 5 (09:41):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
It's don't call me law boy. That's not a nickname.
But that's incorrect, isn't it? You're just what horn fingers?
What sort of car he's got a Ford Ranger. Yeah yeah, yeah, right,
so in a Ford Ranger, horn down, fingers to anyone
that looks that's correct. Yeah, yeah, okay, easy as guys.

(10:03):
Step one, excelerate, excelerate, excelerate. Step one accelerate, yes, step two,
hazard lights on, step three, horn, step four, close your
eyes and aggressively swerve. Step five. Open your eyes five
weeks later in hospital. That's incorrect, unfortunately in my book.

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Yes, well, i'd agree with it as well that you
don't close your eyes. No, you aggressively sweve. So you've
got it mostly right. Well, hang on, no you don't.

Speaker 5 (10:31):
That's just it's the new once here. That's not.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Get that wrong.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, just i'd feel bad about marking that wrong,
but technically I would say year wrong.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
So you agree with them excelerating, accelerating, putting the hazard
lights on, tooting the horn, and aggressively swerving, but not
closing the eyes.

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Yes, you can't close your eyes.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
Sorry, apart from the closing the eyes.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Okay, someone here is sent through on three four eight
three entry and exit. You're sick, s ob Well, that's
not right. You're going straight. That's incorrect, that's incorrect. Yeah, No,
that's that's wrong. Indicated exit only your mad bastards. Well,
that's correct, but there's no use of the horn in
that in that one fingers. The road code doesn't say

(11:17):
anything about fingers or horn fellers.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
No, I know, but you're read between the lines. If
you're a good driver, that's the thing.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (11:24):
I'm there's something you'll learn in the books, Keezy, and
there's some things you'll learn out on the road.

Speaker 4 (11:29):
Yeah, on the road of life, Magie and I'm Efan
and Jeff and all the time I'm giving people the
finger or the I'm an excellent driver.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Right, don't you have really milky eyes and you can
barely see.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hdarkey.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Live there from the Radio hod Aki Big Show. Now listen,
these shout outs keep pouring in. U. This is our
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us fifty buck ones?

Speaker 1 (12:03):
We certainly do.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Everyone that ticks through a frout out, not a shout out,
a froud out shy day goes in the draw, big
frout out to the Puku Hunger Panthers under eighty five
rugby team playing in the National Championship Final at the
Caketon on Saturday as a curtain raiser to the abs.

Speaker 4 (12:19):
Oh my god, do you know she used to play
for the Packeringer Panthers for a little while there while
I was at school. I'd come home from school at
my Dilworth and then go and play for the Packerranger Panthers.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
What position I was? First five?

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah, well it's good time the best. Just make
a note of that as well. It's a good first
five and distributor. Yes, so do froud out shy day
to the handsome lads of DSK Engineering.

Speaker 1 (12:51):
Yeah you used before.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
It's good man, good engineers, so good fraud out shidout
to Mogi Hoidy, j Pugsy and Edmund duck hat Keezy.

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Yeah, so that's kind of stuff man.

Speaker 1 (13:03):
I'll hang on jas Waite.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
Radio, Horeki. Would you rather helly fishing or helly golf?

Speaker 2 (13:09):
Let's find out what this great New Zealander would choose es.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Indeed, well, as you know, we went out of the
water yesterday and the fellers call it fear amount of snapper.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
They had that for dinner. Beautiful fields.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
Oh, how good Cormack, you're mayd Barset, Hell's life yood?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Good on you mate, you're happy it's Friday, Cormack.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Oh, I'm very happy, just knocked off work? How good?

Speaker 5 (13:31):
Men? What do you do for a crust by the way,
graphic design it whoa yeah, bagbone? All right? Helly fishing
or helly golf? Cormet, I'll go to the helly golf?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Thanks, yeah, good on you mate, and you stand the
line and that good mad pugshn in the studio.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
B well, look after you get a Kim from tod
on a.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
How's life excellent?

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Friday afternoon? How good?

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So good Kim.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
What do you do for a crust manhiki?

Speaker 5 (13:59):
Ohbone backbone? So cam? Which way are you leaning here?
Hellee fishing or helly golf?

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Definitely you go to take the old men helly fishing?

Speaker 5 (14:10):
Yeah nice nice. You stay on the line as well.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Kevin Pakstan will sort you out and finally Louis Hou's life.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
Suns out Friday can be happy.

Speaker 5 (14:25):
What do you do for a crass mate? Environment or consultant? Bone?
Good on your mate? On you ah, helly fishing? HELLI golf.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
It's got to be the fishing boat.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
Good on your backbone, stay on the line as well,
and pugsan will sort you out.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
No worries at all at all.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Of course, this is all possible things, so mates it
HELLI trans helicopters who are looking to give away one
of these epic experiences. You choose between going out to
Great Barrier Island and one of the helicopters. All the
gear included going fishing or getting flown to Auckland's Middy Way,
golf links, green fees included, golf carts, beers burgers, that
sort of thing included turn It's for you and three mates,

(15:07):
which is one hell of a prize, fellers.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
It is a bloody good prize. So when does that
sort of finish up? I'm not sure another week maybe
or is this it's not the final?

Speaker 5 (15:16):
Today is just guess about it? Monday A few yeah,
maybe Monday yeah, Monday. Hey, keep those shout outs rolling.

Speaker 4 (15:23):
In the meantime, he's been a beastie boys croud out, Shidey.

Speaker 3 (15:27):
The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesy Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Gums roses there on the radio Hodkey Big show this
Friday afternoon. By the way, in the cricket Sri Lanka
currently three two two for three and I've got a
horrible feeling, fellows, we're going to get absolutely pumped in
this Test match.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
That's a spirit chase.

Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's already showing signs of deteriorating.

Speaker 4 (15:54):
Of course, they're playing on the same pitch that they
played on the last Test match, So yeah, she's just
going to get lower and slower and turn like a bastard.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Are you suggesting that people probably won't want to tune
into next week's BYC podcast episode because it'll.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
Be all the more reason to because we'll all be
breaking it all down some fundamental areas.

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Our eras on day one.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Sounds like positive listening fellas used today. While we're out
on the boat fishing, I was reminded of something that
I it's sort.

Speaker 1 (16:23):
Of like a deep desire within.

Speaker 2 (16:26):
If I wasn't in radio, a job that I would
love to have would be to be the captain of
like a massive ship, like a big old cargo ship,
you know what I mean, Sure, one that's out at
sea for months and.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
Otherwise we passed out on the sea there.

Speaker 6 (16:40):
Yeah, just about you and two hundred other dudes for
about six months at a time.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Well, I mean, I don't know who would make up
the crew there, mic, And it's not you're the captain man,
you'd be hand picking them.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
I'm sure I reckon right.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Well, in that case, i'd probably if I was handpicking
the crew, it probably wouldn't be it'd be a bit
more even of a split.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
It, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
But it's it's there's something about just going out into
the ocean for months on end, you know, on a
big of a huge vessel.

Speaker 5 (17:10):
I can't think of anything worse.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Actually, it'd be literally like a floating prison and.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Would be miserable. It would be depressing.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Maybe you would be loud, it would be loud. Engines
bloody smashing away there.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah, I'd be up and obviously the captain spot at
the helm there.

Speaker 4 (17:32):
You know, you've got all your load as well on
the ship the spad or the containers they're wobbling around.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
The engines aren't smashing, they're running well looped.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Containers that wobbling, they're strapped down properly. On my ship, James, Yeah, sure,
she runs a tied operation. His old crew. So Kesey
is notorious in a tight operation. Yeah, yeah, yeahl Kezy
runs a tight operation, all right, And look if that's

(18:08):
my sort of reputation. Say what you like about Captain Keyzy.
The crew love them, they would love me.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
And I reckon, you look good in a little sailor's
outfit too.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
I wouldn't wear a little sailor's outfit.

Speaker 5 (18:19):
I'd be yeah, yeah, you look good in the uniform.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
They're key but the captain, So maybe I don't want
to wear a uniform, you know, like nude Friday.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
Isn't that you're going to go like mufty Mufty day?
Would you wear your duck cap?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I might wear my duck hat sometimes maybe on special occasions. Sure,
but you know, do you what do you guys think
about this streamingmind?

Speaker 1 (18:40):
Do you think it's weird? Obviously?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Other than me, the kind of details you've gone into,
I do find a little bit odd. But you know,
when you're daydreaming, you can't really help with your mind goes. Sure, yeah,
like waiting in queue to go through the canal, you know,
I think that'd be pretty cool drop an anchor and
I don't know, China.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I can I can get the sort of being out
at sea, but just not on one of those horrendous vessels.

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Yeah that would be so depressing, right, Okay, but.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
You had all your chums there to show up, Jase.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 4 (19:14):
Yeah, and a couple of flagons around there, Mogi, Yeah
that's true.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Not on not on my boat. You can't drink and
operate heavy machinery.

Speaker 3 (19:23):
Bullship Keysy the whole Aching Big Show with Jase, Mike
and Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (19:35):
It's the Hocky Big Shows Friday THROBBERO. Yes, indeed, where
we all pick a tune to kick off your Friday night,
get you in a sort of party kind of mood.
A Feller's little bit of throbber action.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, bit of throbber action. Chase.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Of course, we each play a little clip of a tune.
You didn't call up on eight hundred Hadarky the first
to get Mogi.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
We've been doing this for three years.

Speaker 6 (20:00):
Well, it's just the way you explain it. I'm just
pretending that I'm the listener out at all. Yeah, So
now I'm just getting confused.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
So yeah, you yeah, you call up on one hundred
darchy have your say and today, because it's the final
day of those great New Zealanders Night and Day being
our show sponsor, everyone that gets through and actually votes
on the Thrubber will automatically get a fifty dollars Night
and Day vouch you.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
And at the moment we're running themes, and the theme
was initially fish.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Yes, so is it not fish anymore?

Speaker 5 (20:27):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Well, Mogi said, can we expand that out a little
bit to the sea?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
And I see, yeah, the ocean, And I said, I
why do you say yes? Well, because fish was stupid?

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Right, who wants to go? I can go first?

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Today? All the best man. My nomination was more specifically
to do with Jase fishing.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Oh god, and the fact I'm already going to be Yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
We'll see.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
It's a fishing, all right, and the amount of fish
that he caught yesterday.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
It is the song.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Exit Gene.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Actually it's not, but it's funny.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Love you, And of course is the ten undersized fish
talking to you?

Speaker 5 (21:25):
Yeah, I mean just kind of working in the cricket.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
It does not fail in the Throbber steaks. Yes, that's
still not there. What do you go for? Hoodie Jay
went for Ah. These boys, they always made me.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Feel good to the currents will shift.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Sort of beans about Jim.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Hardly think.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
He's see what the issue is.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I was choosing please release me by angle, but humperdink
in the hope that you guys would pick actual throbbers.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Yeah, and you've.

Speaker 6 (22:10):
Picked a pretty massive ship of that. Well, don't worry, Key,
I've come through for your brother.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Okay, what have you chosen? The emogi climbing up the
hot sails.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
He's a sailor and he's on a ship.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Yeah, that's fair enough.

Speaker 6 (22:36):
If you are telling me a sailor on a on
a yacht, on a boat, there has nothing to do
with the ocean.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Keysy, you are absolutely stretching my brother.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Can I if that's the case?

Speaker 5 (22:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Because I picked fish based on today it was completely acceptable,
completely acceptable, shipping out to Boston.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
I'm a sailor. No, it's fine, climbing up the top sales.
Jesus God, do you struggle when I picked you? And
don't you that's fine? Says it's fine.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Good.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I'm stoked, but you.

Speaker 5 (23:13):
Know that's gonna win though it's not give us a
call right now.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Archy.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
It's the Big Shows Friday Thrommer. Yes, indeed, and the
theme today was fish. Initially that was expanded out.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
To the sea, to the sea, the ocean, the ocean,
Miss and uh Keezy having a bit of go having
a bit of a go. A hoodie Jay chose this one.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Yes, this is a song about Jason's fishing. Use today.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Release me, mel.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
This is genuinely me.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Love you, that's me as soon as I get home,
before I go to bed. If you've had a few
responsible beverages.

Speaker 5 (24:15):
And I beat your wife does want to release you too?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Am I right? Is that against your role of having
to have a throbber? What do you mean?

Speaker 6 (24:26):
Does it have to be a throbber? Can we just
doing any old garbage now?

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Yeah? To be honest, I don't remember being attacked about
mine being a ballad not a throat.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
I remember that.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Can I attack your To be honest, that was a
joke one that I teed up and I actually have
a proper one. But I was like, nah, stuff and
I'll go with please release me because it was so
accurate to your fishing.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
It was Jace, this was your Throb. Who was it?
That's a wounder, isn't it?

Speaker 5 (24:54):
It's great? Great?

Speaker 1 (24:57):
So was he really sad when he wrote this?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
Beautiful?

Speaker 1 (25:04):
And I went with a rock songs? That's terrible. That's
drop kick Murphy's shipping out to Boston.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Well I know who Patrick's going for? Good Patrick, your
man Barstard?

Speaker 5 (25:23):
How are you going? Mate?

Speaker 4 (25:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
Good?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Thanks yourself? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Good?

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Thanks mate? Good, good good? What are you running with? Their? Patrick?
I see I'm gonna have to go with Mogi. Yeah
I thought so, I thought so.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Good on you, mate, Patrick.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Stay on the line, by the way, everyone we chat
to night and day through that. Good at Steve your
mad Barstard.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Hell's Live here, good boys, are you?

Speaker 4 (25:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Thanks mate? All right, Steve, what are you going with.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
With that?

Speaker 5 (25:57):
Go on here?

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Steve your bar June June all right from Auckland, Hell's Life.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
You're good boys?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Are you good? Thanks?

Speaker 5 (26:06):
What are you running with?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
Eric?

Speaker 5 (26:09):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
There we go?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Great way three way person here?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
All right?

Speaker 5 (26:16):
Then send me your mad basket Hell's Live. Not too
bad things yourself?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah good, thanks mate? Well, special honor for you today, mate.
You get to choose the winner.

Speaker 1 (26:30):
I know, big one.

Speaker 2 (26:31):
I'm gonna have to go with you Hardy j on that.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Oh gosh, I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
I didn't think I was going to win there.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
No, I don't think you shouldn't fat, I think you
should get an asterisk because you're supposed to pick a throbber.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
Oh boy, it's a tune. Though it's not a tune.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
It is an Ocean's pil gym your Throbber.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
The whole Ichy Big Show, week days from four on Radio.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Hod Oceans thereby Bill Jam you find a thrubber this week?

Speaker 5 (27:08):
What are the scores now? Keezy score updates?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Mike is on ten, Kezy is on nine with one
asterisk for being racist, and Jace you are now on
nine with four asterisks. So ten, nine, nine, it's close
to the before.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
It's tightening up alright, because you were on a runaway there, Magi.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
I'm having a Kezy like stagnation. I remember that last year.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
Yes, he was, he was on thirteen. You and I
were on three and four and we came back and
tozed him up.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I feel I feel like I was on higher number.
You guys are on negative four and you still a
few tips coming through though. What you guys will be
stoked about Kezy. Can you please play the wounder sting
a truly shit song massive asterisk next to hoidi J Guys,
this has to be the record for the most wounding

(28:00):
throber ever. Keezy, I'd like to let you know that
your correct pronunciation of asterisk has not gone unnoticed.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
Yeah. Yeah, when he made that point last.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
The original theme for this throbble was fish, right, Yeah,
and I started thinking of every fish related thing I
could think of.

Speaker 6 (28:17):
Yeah, stink fish by too would have been a good one.

Speaker 4 (28:21):
I stink first, isn't it I I didn't think about
that at all.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
No, clearly you just typed and ships on and then
slipping the first one that came up. Still still he won,
which really does my head in. But some options we
could have had, because it was tough. I was originally
going to go steely Dan really in the years in
fish Fellers, you know.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Yeah, sure, so there were options could.

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Have won with that one. Yeah, probably not no fish
in the sea by Fat Freddy's drop.

Speaker 6 (28:49):
This is what I was going to go for, but
I was I just don't think you can have a wounder.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
How wrong I was?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Yeah, I could have had three wounded, three wounded.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
I find it interesting though that I won today. Knew
guys would go retrospective. I was gonna go.

Speaker 6 (29:02):
This, this is just what we're doing on this break.
But yeah, that's that was literally what I was going
to do when I walked in. But I just had
such a problem and I had oceans as well, Peel Jim,
and I was like, I couldn't, but I do love it.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
I love that song, this tune as well. You'll be
Dolphins Cry by Live Dolphins though they're not fish, but
they're pretty close.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (29:25):
And to be honest, the first time I thought of
was going to be Arracuda by Heart.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
They probably would have won.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
I should have gone with that, but please release me
so much funnier. But hey, it's just, you know, it's.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Just we we get week another week. I got all
the best. Brother.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Do you think I should put an asterisk next to
hody J.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
I don't think so. I think it's a it's a
stretch there.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
One right, Okay, just because I've already done, I've already checked.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
One up there, so I'll just.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
Just check it on five asterisks, Hoidy J. That means
you're actually on four. That's tough, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
There's Taya the Hdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hodiky.

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Still there on the radio. Hold aankee big show now.
A bit of sporting action happening over the weekend. Let's
talk sport.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Yeah, sport score.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Now. Listen Big Test match tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
And I've only just realized, fellas, I'm going out to dinner.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Well, you'll be pleased to know, Jays that this game
is on at two pm. Seriously, it's on at two
pm in Wellington, Wellington. That's right, So you're in for
an absolute rip of their brother sweet. It's pretty exciting stuff.
There's been some changes to this. I was going to
say it hasn't been humming, has it.

Speaker 5 (30:51):
No?

Speaker 2 (30:52):
You sure it's at two pm and not seven oh
five pm.

Speaker 3 (30:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
I'm just looking at right here and it says two
o five. Maybe I'm looking at the Northern edition and
they've stitched me up. Let's have a look. I go
to the Southern edition. It's turned into his shambles. Now
I've lost the team.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
That's when I'm going to dinner.

Speaker 6 (31:08):
I was also saying two am just didn't seem right.
So anyway, it is a little bit of a surprise
because they've got old body Barrett, they've shifted him to
number ten, they've dropped Damien McKenzie back to the bench.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:23):
It's not a future looking move. It's not.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
And look, Boden Barrett is a goddamn god my box.

Speaker 5 (31:28):
He is.

Speaker 6 (31:30):
But I thought that they were trying to look to
the future and maybe they're just dropping him for Damien
McKenzie back because of form. It's potentially not direct enough,
potentially looks for the bigger play instead of just playing
a very distribution heavy role as required, instead of looking
for something really incredible and picking his moment. But the
only way is going to get better at that is

(31:50):
if he's given given the keys to the car or
the motorbike.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Keysy okay, what about like a lawnmark.

Speaker 6 (31:56):
Yeah, keys to a lawnmarer, sure, okay, and given that opportunity.
So I don't know, God, but you know, look, we've
got a coach. We've got to give him. Ay, I
want to give him a year before I start just
bagging everything he does. Sure, as if I know where
I don't.

Speaker 4 (32:08):
And also I think, you know, maybe they've gone. Is
he more of an impact player because he is that
sort of you know, he does some crazy safie and
he's quick, he's nip nippy this Damien Damien. Yeah, and
then maybe the game last twenty he could actually be
a useful web.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
But then it becomes okay, if that's the case, are
we are we only sleeepting the team to not lose
a test, to win a test without actually trying anything
to look to the future to progress those combinations so
that we win the next World Cup. So it is
interesting to me if possibly Razor is already concerned about
his recorders coach, he was already super concerned about maintainable

(32:45):
that record of making sure they're get him wins. But
it makes it all. Look, I'm loving the series. Yes,
I'm loving the fact that we're on the edge and
we're not just dominating absolutely everybody. I wouldn't mind seeing
some improvement week to week. What same make Same.

Speaker 2 (32:58):
New Zealand of course taking on Ozssie at the Caketon,
they've got a bit of a hoodoo there, a losing
streaky and Wellington. The t A B hunch is this
has been put together by the acc by the way
they think that Ossie will be leading at halftime, but
the All Blacks will win.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
That's a terrible bit. That is a terrible absolute that's
a shouber of a bit.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
If you look at the form at the nightment, that's
an absolute shocker. Yeah, it's not good, that's what that is.
That's good, that's good. Yeah. So the opposite of that, Yeah,
so your hunch is at ezy.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Yeah, So my hunch is that New Zealand will win
and Damien McKenzie will score a try.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
Nice, that's my hunch. So good.

Speaker 4 (33:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
Yeah, if you would like to place a hunch of
your own and you want to win a one hundred
dollars bonus cash bit, tixs TA B to three four
eight three now r a teen bit responsibly of course
in RL on as well.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
JC into that.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
Yeah, totally, man, really, who's playing the best? Well, I
guess it is finals time, So you're right. Tonight at
nine to fifty you've got the Storm taking on the Roosters,
and then tomorrow night at nine to fifty Panthers v.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Sharks. Storm are gonna win, Sharks are gonna Panthers are
gonna win.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
It's gonna be a Panthers Storm Grand Final next Sunday. However,
I am praying that it isn't, because I'd love either
the Roosters to upset the Storm, but more I'd love
even more for the Sharks to beat the Panthers. However,
there are injury clouds over their centers Jesse Raymian and
kal Errore plus Nkohines hasn't been his best. I don't
think they'll be able to do it. I am predicting

(34:26):
Storm to win and Panthers to win.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Yeah, yeah, and then a big Sunday next weekend at
keys He Saig Show.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
At ten o'clock at night, is it? Well, yeah, it is.
I'll probably be commentating it for the ACC.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
Oh no, don't do that. Why Wow, someone's gonna lose.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Yeah, I'm only cursed for the Warriors, Jason, and they're
not playing all right.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
The whole Larky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hods.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
Indeed run DMC and Aerosmith there on the Radio hod
Archy Big Show this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
Fellers have had another business side.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
I go on, Can I guess what it is?

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (35:02):
It's a music CD store specializing in terrible tunes and
it's called ho J's Throbbers. What no, no, no, I'm just
guessing this is Actually it would be more likely to
be a compilation CD.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, it would be a double album. Now that's what
I call a ship. Seriously, what is it?

Speaker 5 (35:23):
He's really strut it go, isn't he. It's all about
it when we were down at Wellington.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Absolutely he was wasright.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
No, I was just doing it for fun, fellas between
the breaks.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
But here's are you familiar with Evandale Raceway? For all
the people that live outside of Auckland, it may not
be familiar with it. Evandale Raceway is this massive, massive
abomination basically in the in the very close to the

(36:00):
middle of the city. It is a huge raceway we're used,
unused that is literally falling apart. And I go past
that every day when I come into work and I
go home from work, and I keep thinking to myself,
I mean, something needs to be done with it because
there's all this land. It's a massive building that is

(36:20):
in all the windows are broken, it's falling, falling the pieces.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Have you got any ideas.

Speaker 4 (36:25):
I've got a great idea and it was inspired when
I was in Adelaide And we went to the adelaide
A central.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Market, like a central market, and it was the.

Speaker 5 (36:33):
Most brilliant market. It had all your.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Stores, your fish, fresh fish meat, your boutiques, your foods
and everything.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Do they have stores that sold feather earrings?

Speaker 4 (36:45):
They probably did mogie, But seriously it was amazing. And
you're sitting there for four hours, quite quite happily, and
I was thinking to myself, why can't we put together
something like that for Evandale markets. I mean for Abdale Race, Well,
rip it all down, check it up, put stools in there.
They'd fill up. The whole of Auckland City would go

(37:06):
there all the time. They do, of course, have the
Evandale markets here every Sunday, which is always packed, that is,
and I reckon it would be an absolute bomb. All
I need is some million dollar investors.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Right, So are you do you have a construction company
set up or is this like a gisbe a council.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
I'm an ideas guy here keysing, but you're asking people
out there. Yeah, I'm asking for money, but also people
you know with the nouse to go, Okay, let's rip
it all down. There'll be consent stuff and all that
sort of jazz, right, But mate, I reckon that would
be the bomb.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
But don't you have to have like something in place,
like a design of what I would You could do,
a drawing or something planning.

Speaker 6 (37:42):
It sounds like it's an empty field what you're planning,
and there's a little bit of a building at the moment.
You just need some people to take away the rubbish.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
You just pull the building down.

Speaker 6 (37:51):
But if this is your idea, like I would go for,
why don't you go for a massive water theme park
with hydra slides And then also it's heaps of bars
and everything there, and there's bars actually in the water
so you can go down the slide and grab a
cocktail on the way down through the slide.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
It could work too.

Speaker 6 (38:07):
It's got to be better than it is at the moment.
I mean, the market idea is a big thinking and
I love that.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
But the market itself, you know that I'm talking about
like an Adela for example, they had bars and all
that really boutique stuff, great little restaurants, great, you know,
everything you needed for your shop.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
It was just a great place.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
What about And if you hit something like that Norkland,
people would love it.

Speaker 5 (38:28):
It would go off.

Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I'm just trying to think if I'd go.

Speaker 5 (38:32):
You know, would go.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Massive at the moment gambling. Oh yeah, if you just
not fill you just filled it with Queen of the Niles,
that could work instead of because what kind of race
called like horses?

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Why do you put some horses out You put some horses.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Out there, Well, you could have horse race.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Of course, there's the raceway itself, which you could do
something with, but they use that for sports events and
stuff like that, which you could still do.

Speaker 6 (38:57):
Not on my watch, And then you knock it over
and you make it a horse race. Imagine my my,
what's the name richesesemah, yeah, my chessma.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
What you could do is use that land to build
like five thousand townhouses.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
That's a better idea. Now we're talking outside the square.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
Are they all exactly the same and have no off
street parking? Yes, okay, I'm keen.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
But it is such a travesty.

Speaker 4 (39:19):
It seems such a waste, and I'm sure people have
tattooed with the idea of doing something worth that, but
nothing ever happens.

Speaker 6 (39:24):
I think a genuine solution here is to wait till
after next week when Matt Heath is doing afternoons on
News Talk ZB and you can lap and bitch about it.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
Great, cool, But I think stick with that compilation city
idea that the Hdarchy.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Jem Stones beautiful.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Hey now listen, coming up after six o'clock.

Speaker 4 (39:47):
We've got to give away our primes that we've been
talking about the last couple of weeks, the Tattoo and
Art Festival down in Old Taranaki There feelings that's right.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
It is the New Zealand tato An Art Festival, the
biggest in the Southern Hemisphere, and it is free flights, accommodation,
tickets to the Fisty and a five hundred dollars tattoo
top up voucher as well for you and a mate.
If you enter that competition, keep your phone on. We'll
be calling you after six.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah. The exciting stuff. He's got to read.

Speaker 6 (40:13):
Yeah, the big one tonight, fellers. I mean, I've been
saving this one up all week and you do not
want to miss it.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
Can't wait?

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Man, The whole.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune in
week days and four on Radio hod.

Speaker 4 (40:26):
Ike, Welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope your Friday
is going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the
big show brought to you.

Speaker 1 (40:34):
But what it's the last one?

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Oh yeah, it is two of the Night and Day,
So do one mad, Yeah, I'm just going to keep
clear the.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Yeah, I've got a real frog in my throat at
the moment. To be honest, I'll.

Speaker 1 (40:48):
Start it from the top right here we go. Okay,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
Welcome this.

Speaker 5 (40:55):
Big show, Jason hight make mine and.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
You're welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through
your Friday. Okay, can we start that again?

Speaker 5 (41:05):
Actually it's got to be.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Jason Hitch might know.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
And yeah, welcome back your massive backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Friday. Chickeny boo. And it is the very
last Night and Day segment will ever do?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yeah? Not even they might be back.

Speaker 5 (41:29):
I don't even know. Yeah, you're supposed to start so well,
I'm going.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
To do it now because I want it to be special.
Here we go, the last one.

Speaker 5 (41:36):
We're ever going to do.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Do you want me to restart it?

Speaker 4 (41:38):
Nah?

Speaker 5 (41:38):
Okay, are you ready? Brought to you by night?

Speaker 4 (41:46):
I don't know about you, guys. So I was pretty
emotional about that.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Well, I just think you can really tell that we've
been doing it for months.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
Yeah, and we're working in univers I've never got sick
of it.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
And we have been doing it for months, three times
a show, five days a week, for months and months.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
How usually stuff like that would bug you would.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
I don't mind that. I don't mind that once a week.
You don't mind it. It's good.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
Listen, How good that we did such a good last one? Yeah? Well,
that's the thing, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (42:16):
And thinking of that, speaking of great, there must be
a great special on from night and day to day.

Speaker 5 (42:23):
Isn't there a cherry on top?

Speaker 6 (42:26):
Isn't there a headache? Big show special on?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Then there's a big show special on a nine day
at the moment fouls, which is really great.

Speaker 1 (42:32):
Of course, you go up to them and you say,
one big show special please, isn't near the very first
copy of forty J's new CD. Yeah, So you get
three coffees alright.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
One of them is a long black with some hot
water on the side, ones are flat white with eight sugars,
and one's an Americano with a wee bit of milk
instant or sorry an instant coffee, next cafe or whatever
they've got out back. And of course you get a
free copy of hody J's new CD. Now that's what
I call it. It Throber Volume one, and trust me,
we've got enough songs to make about seven volumes, so

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that's exciting.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
It's going to go off.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Actually, plus extra small coddies, some tofu giant tissues because
everyone's got massive honkers.

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Yeah, and and some toilet paper toilet and some hand
gel oh yeah gel yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
So just go to Night and Day and tell them
that you want that, and it's our only twelve ninety nine.

Speaker 5 (43:27):
Wow, that is a deal.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Fel down there already.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Yeah, hey, speaking of a deal, do you guys want
to hear the latest podcast outro clip?

Speaker 5 (43:35):
That's right, you do it.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Here it goes yesterday.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
You ate an entire bag minus one handful from me,
and you ate half a container of dip.

Speaker 5 (43:46):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
I'm just happy he's eating.

Speaker 5 (43:50):
But Pugsutn hits him too.

Speaker 6 (43:51):
Oh yeah, sure you were in the eating licking the
bag as you will want to do. Listen, there's nothing
you'll know more than.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
If you put the combo of deps and Chip.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah, she's take away the dip yeah Chip.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Just talking about what an animal Wardy Jay is when
it comes to the snacks.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Man, I am, I'm a shock or the snacks by
I I own.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
It, Jase, I mean, Mike, Yeah, are you a shock
called the snacks? I can be.

Speaker 6 (44:19):
But I've also got incredible self discipline. Like last year
when I had no snacks and both of you guys
had to pay me one hundred bucks, but I said,
don't worry about it because I'm such a bet.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
That was pretty backbone actually, because I really didn't want
to give you one hundred dollars even though you had
well and truly into it.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Up next we're giving away the double pass and the
flights and the accommodation for the New Zealand God.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
So if you entered that competition, keep your phone on.
We could be calling you the excellent.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Kisy Lincoln Park there on the radio Hold Archy Big
Show this Friday afternoon. And as you know, we've been
running a bit of a competition to get you down
to Tallanaki for the tattoo and Art festival down there, fellers.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
That's what I'm presented by, the Panthon, the Pentanthon, which
is so good. It's one of the biggest tatoo and
art festivals in the Southern Humans. So a lot keys
and I wasn't familiar with them. What panthon do the
Panthons like. It's like an antiseptic cream you put on
your tattoos.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
Oh yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Yeah, on tatoos, or on heaps of dith well, to
be honest, on a lot of different things. But Parkson
uses it for his tattoos. Yeah cool, yes, so yeah,
which is cool. So the prize that we're giving away,
of course, it is November twenty third and twenty fourth.
You'll get free flights from wherever you are in the country,
free accommodation tickets to the actual event for you and

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a mate, and a five hundred old tato voucher to
top up your ink.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
How good, Well, let's go to the phone line here,
aid in your man bars.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
How's life good mate? Yourself?

Speaker 2 (45:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Good, thanks mate? Can you just turn your radio down
there a little bit? Aiden, Adam o, adam, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I didn't want to direct to be.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
All right, Adam? You love your tats at him? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:07):
What was your first tato you got? Man?

Speaker 5 (46:10):
Oh ship, they got me kicked out of home and
it was a small wave where the sunshine on my
left shoulder blades? Did you get did you get that
off the off the wall down at the parlor? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (46:24):
I got it out of a first magazine.

Speaker 5 (46:26):
Are you boy good?

Speaker 1 (46:28):
And Adam?

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Do you like big TETs or small TETs?

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Well, I've got a fall back piece now, both arms
done and I'm working for our league to leave at
the moment.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
So yeah, I love.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Jeepers creepers, Adam. So you'd be pretty keen to go
along to the New Zealand Tato and Art Festival.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
Would be? Who are you going to take with you, Adam?

Speaker 4 (46:49):
Probably my week mate Corey, especially when he gets on
the fire water.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Absolutely, Adam.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Well, the good news for you matters you and you
make Cory ahead and a tad anarky mate here to
see a radio darchy.

Speaker 5 (47:02):
Oh fucking awesome, man if.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
An awesome indeed man mate?

Speaker 6 (47:09):
Yeah gooday, get a teto of hoody j on your
on your backbone there?

Speaker 5 (47:16):
Oh, I don't know if he's in the room on
my backone can get it somewhere.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Maybe maybe on your ass cheek ad him, Yeah, Wolf,
maybe ye'll.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Facilitate that animal hand you over a pug stun mate,
But congratulations, it's going to.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Be awesome, awesome boys. Thanks mate.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
Hey, Jase, aren't you the one that normally tells people
they are the winners?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Yeah? I don't know what happened.

Speaker 1 (47:36):
What happened there?

Speaker 6 (47:37):
Kez has just completely stolen that job off you man
the Hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Kissy two Ricks there on the radio, Hold Donkey, Big
show this Friday afternoon. Now we're heading into the weekend.
Always a good time to chill out and relax and
watch a bit of TV. What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue?

Speaker 1 (48:01):
Yeah, shock him.

Speaker 6 (48:14):
I watched another episode of Bad Monkey. You know, I
don't know what to say, and I really like it.
Still gone within an episode of Seinfeld. I'm up to
season seven.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
All right, Okay, God that's short and succinct. I'm continuing
with the patient.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
Can I ask you, Jase, just before you carry on,
what happened with Son of a Gun?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
Or whatever it was, the old man.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
The old man. Well, i'll tell you what happened with that, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
It must have been playing for a while, and we
watched a number of episodes, and now I think it's
gone weekly, so I caught up. I must have caught
up with what they were doing. So now I have
to wade each week, which is not necessarily a bad thing.

Speaker 5 (48:57):
As I said about that particular one, I was.

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Getting a bit silly, yeah, but still enjoyable. But the
patient with Steve Carell and Gleeson Brommel brom domal, domal, Yes,
one of whom's a serial killer, the other's a therapist.

Speaker 5 (49:14):
And what I actually like about it the very short.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
Very quick episodes, about twenty twenty one minutes half an
hour episode sort of thing. But it's just increasing exponentially
every episode. It's just cranking upright, and cranking up, And
as I said yesterday, the end of every episode is
always oh my god, moment, right, oh God. Yes, I'm

(49:40):
enjoying it immensely. It's very good.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
The Gleeson family is very talented, so Donald does a
good job because he's.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Great, and Donald's a prolific actor.

Speaker 6 (49:50):
He's had a huge sort of five or six years
with Star Wars and all sorts of he was in
everything for a while.

Speaker 5 (49:56):
And a playwright and he's done all sorts of stuff.
That's cool.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
I don't think I'm giving too much away by saying
he's playing the serial.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
I think you can tell when you google it. He
looks a bit of a deadly.

Speaker 5 (50:07):
Yeah he does. He's got that serial.

Speaker 1 (50:11):
So that's on Disney Plus Disney. Yeah. I think that.

Speaker 6 (50:15):
There's another show on there that I'd actually like all
of us to watch it at the same time, including Pigs.
And it's called Mister in Between, and it's it's up
there for me with us. I think it's in my
top three TV shows of all time thirty minutes Australian
hit man thingy and it is. I'd love to rewatch
it and sort of go through it and us all

(50:36):
be watching the episodes together. Would be bloody good because
it is an out the gate show, only three seasons
of it six episodes each.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
CAZy only if we do that with Colin from accounts,
I've already finished.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
I've watched it twice. Yeah, I was going to say
do that next year.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Last night I watched a great show Game of Two
Halves on Sky. Oh yeah, I forgot because you know
I'm on it, Jason, you're my agent?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
Am I good? You'd watch that?

Speaker 4 (51:01):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Now?

Speaker 1 (51:02):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (51:02):
It was episode three?

Speaker 1 (51:03):
It was? It was a funny episode. I think I'm
enjoying making it great.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
That's the main thing.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
And I think the good.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Thing is it's on every Thursday eight thirty on Sky
and then they re run it all over the show.
I was only supposed to be on like two episodes,
and now they want me on every single episode.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
How good? Yeah, so some other people not available?

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, Jase turned them down quite a bit, you said,
and I quote, I don't want anything to do with.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
It, So I appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (51:31):
No, No, Mike did Away has been away and yeah,
so to be honest, it's just been year like sort
of injury cover, you know.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
So, but hey, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Well, you're obviously doing a great job. Keezy. I'll definitely
watch that at some point.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Why do you even lie like you know, what do
you mean?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Why it's blood?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (51:51):
Yeah, ah, white down, I am going.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
To watch the whole archy. Big show was Jason miking
tune in.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
On radio system of a down there on the radio
Hodankee Big Show this Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (52:09):
Now listen, you listen.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
I say, now listen to sort of buy yourself some time. Yeah, well,
well you remember what we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (52:16):
It's just such an amazing prize and a competition that
we're running here with the good baskets from Diamonds on Richmond,
that sometimes I get a bit overwhelmed by it, right,
I mean, when you're giving away a ten thousand dollars
engagement ring, that's quite a big deal.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Keezy, I'm just going to say right here. You know,
there's so many different ways that you can propose. Would
you guys like to hear how I proposed?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (52:40):
A week it was the very first time that I
met my wife to be's family. So we went down
there to Reefed and west coast of the South Island
backbone country as I call it. She's got a large
family and we're all there for I think it must
have been Christmas and I don't even known it for
about a year, and I thought, I'm ready to I'm

(53:01):
ready to put a ring on it. Let's cool, men,
you know what I mean. So what we did was
we had a game of family, game of charades and
you love charades. I love it so much, it's so funny.
But I jacked it up so that my clue that
I was going to do my wife to be was

(53:21):
in my team. I jacked it up that it was
will you marry me? Right, right? But she didn't guess it.
She didn't guess it. Her her brother did. So he's
saying will you marry me? Will you marry me? And
I'm like nana, and then she goes, oh, will you
marry me? And then I got down on one knee

(53:42):
the ad jace and had the ring. But my wife stidn't.
She didn't get what was going on. So it took
about ten minutes for her to clue up to the
fact that I was, in fact proposing to her.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Was she mad that you were using props na? No,
she loved a prop comic. She'd always knew a prop comic.

Speaker 6 (53:59):
Eventually she said yes, right, even though at that time
we went really getting along very well, but she didn't
want to embarrass me in front of her family. Nice
nice way to do it, because I knew if I
got her one on one in a romantic dinner situation,
and I got down on my knee and proposed to her.
She would have said no, yeah, right, or down at
a beach or any of these other things. But I thought,
if I put her in front of a crowd of people,

(54:21):
she's so lovely, she's such a nice person, she'd rather
marry me, yeah than embarrass me.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
Yeah, good move man.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
That's really nice. Yeah, so romantic.

Speaker 6 (54:31):
That's one of the most romantic things of over here.
That's one of the most manic things ever.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Yeah, it is.

Speaker 5 (54:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Hey, if you would like to propose to your other half,
I'd just go to Hdaky dot co dot in zid.
There because diamond on Richmond Ford Swash Backbone. No, just
Hodaki dot COTINZID. Diamonds on Richmond have got a ten
thousand dollars diamond engagement ring to give away. So you
just sign up there, you fill out the form, you
tell us how you would like to come a box.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Probably I think it comes in the box.

Speaker 4 (55:01):
Not one of those plastic bags we put the snapper in.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
That is such a random callback to our podcast outro
today that hasn't even come out yet, so no, one
don't even know what.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
You're talking about.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
But yeah, we'll post one on the Instagram.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
A photo of a place. Understand, how's this one? My
partner hates surprises. Oh sorry, this is from anonymous. Okay,
my partner hates surprises, but she loves drama. She would
love the proposal at a big event like a ball.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Or a family Christmas duo. Yeah, charades. Sure. However, she
would like to be in on it beforehand.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
She doesn't like surprises, but she likes a big dramatic occasion,
so she'd like to have us say in how it's
all organized.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
But that sounds like a wo that's up to anonymous.

Speaker 2 (55:59):
If you like to when that hudaky dot coto in
zid get stuck in, or if you are planning on
purchasing one, do it before October twenty fifth. Go to
Diamonds on Richmond, say the secret phrase.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
Ma waf my af.

Speaker 2 (56:10):
So directly to them and they will pay the GST
for you on that ring. It's like buying it Judy three,
which is a huge saving. You have to shout it
as loud as you can that way, Wow, you don't,
but if you do, they'll definitely hear it. Yeah, that's true,
so it's worth doing. Simply rock up to an appointment
at Diamonds on Richmond and they will find the perfect

(56:32):
engagement ring for you at your price points. No pressure
to spend more than your plan Fellers.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
Hello, a deal with that hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
What a week he fellows?

Speaker 4 (56:53):
Another week down, another week Dustard, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Big weekend to head mogie. What are you up to you?

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Well, obviously I'm also not doing anything. I've kept my
Saturday open for your birthday, jas sure, but you still
don't do anything with us?

Speaker 5 (57:10):
Nah?

Speaker 6 (57:10):
Okay the birthday boy yours fools on a Saturday, mind
falls on a Sunday. So how about that where both
of us don't get any cake? How many office this year?

Speaker 5 (57:23):
Yeah? I see your point.

Speaker 6 (57:25):
That's how it goes if you if you have a
birthday that falls on the weekend, it's like you didn't
have a birthday.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
They're as far as your work is concerned, which I
agree with.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
I was thinking about that as I was coming in today.
Do you wonder if they got.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (57:39):
I mean, you know, the interesting thing is I've been
working here for nearly ten years now, I've never had
a cake.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
No, it's not my Jason, you have to be on there.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
You have to fest of all open your emails, your
work emails, which you don't know how to get into.
That's where all the infire about your cake and stuff is.

Speaker 5 (57:53):
Yeah, well normally people just turn up and there's a
cake there. You know what I mean. I don't it
works emails.

Speaker 6 (58:00):
Well, your birthdays on a Saturday, you probably eat enough
of everybody else's cake that you don't need your own
on your birthday.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Yeah, you're always eating cake.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
Yeah, I'm sure my lovely wife will cook me a
cake too, beautiful, maybe a Dayton coconut cake.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Oh yeah, didn't you say the hood cake's away is
really dry?

Speaker 1 (58:18):
You're saying off here they're a shamble or stodgy.

Speaker 5 (58:21):
But I've got I'm looking forward to my weekend. I've
got a gig to go to. I've gone going out
for dinner and going to a party. I'm going fishing.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Is the Duck going to any of those things?

Speaker 5 (58:29):
That's just going to stay home and chill out and
ship in the lounge.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
That's name, by the way, Pat the Duck Donald Trevor Donald.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Okay, I'm right, yeah, hey, listen, I'm going go and
chick out our podcast, go and check out our Instagram account.

Speaker 5 (58:46):
You have a fantastic weekend. Out there till Monday. See
you later on