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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The big show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah right, it's time.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
To go out size.

Speaker 5 (00:12):
This is the biggest, biggest, biggest, This is the biggest,
our biggest shot.

Speaker 6 (00:16):
The Assholes at four with Jason Howitch, Night.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
Minogue and.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
You get out your mad BARSI it's great to have
your company.

Speaker 5 (00:23):
This Tuesday afternoon is the eighth of October twenty twenty four.
In you my friends are listening to The Assholes at four,
brought to you by twy.

Speaker 6 (00:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (00:35):
That's in recognition, of course, when you guys went to
a party on not a party, a restaurant on Friday
night to celebrate Madhea's departure. There are a couple of
ladies there who referred to our show as the Assholes
at four.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Yeah, that's right. I said to me, Oh, you're part
of the Assholes at four. It so that's pretty good name,
actually catchy.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And I was like, surely you don't also mean me keezy,
And then they were like, no, yeah, you as well.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, who name was? I didn't
catch your mate's name.

Speaker 6 (01:03):
By the look of the photo.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
They they they certainly took a fancy to you at
the end of the evening into an uber. I mean,
you're an absolute stallion of a man. You're a statue,
you're a Greek god. I mean, why wouldn't they try
and get it on with your young buck like yourself,
with your lush mo and your beautiful cut here and

(01:25):
your bard that's just catlike diamonds. It's just amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
We don't stop say yeah, well I'm going pretty grouse,
that's for sure. Houghty Jane, another beautiful day here in
the nine. Hopefully we're putting some of this freezing cold
rubbish weather behind us many that's my dream.

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Well, apparently it's meant to get terrible again tomorrow. Of mind,
we won't think about Just focus on today, Magie.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
That's what I always say. Eezy, what's up, Jason, looking
good man?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
How's life really?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah? Yeah, that life's great. I had a great evening
last night, went to a comedy show my wife that
was really enjoyable, and I'm here doing the show with you,
Fellas on a beautiful day. Yeah, it doesn't get much
better than this, Fellas. It is beautiful.

Speaker 5 (02:08):
Really makes a difference to your day when it's like
this doesn't it feels yeah, heyns and we have a
massive shower head. I had another hoody Jay encounter of
the strange kind again.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I don't know why this stuff happens to me, know
he plants does yes?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
How to have an affair? Oh yeah, that's right, how
to get away with an affair? We'll do that later
on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Keys he's brought that one to the group chet. He's
insisting on doing it. So looking forward to hearing what
he's got to say.

Speaker 6 (02:33):
About absolutely so an. In the meantime, his guns Roses the.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Key Red Hot.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
Chilly Shun, Absolute Beinger Throbber.

Speaker 5 (02:51):
That's not what you were saying off here, ki mate.
It's not what I was saying off here either, ki mate.
But what we say off here stays off here.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, isn't that right? Feelings totally Otherwise we'll be getting
a lot of bersay complaints.

Speaker 6 (03:04):
Oh yeah, we would a lot, especially you Keysy.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Oh yeah, especially old Keysy. Hey, you're on the Hockey
Big Show. By the way, it's thinning and it's past four.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
Yeah, and all as well.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
It's stand in now now, fellas, you know I love
my wife, sometimes it doesn't seem like you do. Yeah,
I walked into that one massively, massively. But I just
want to talk to you fellows about this because I
feel like there's a bit of a conspiracy going on

(03:36):
in my house.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
And it's to do with the laundry. And there's certain
times where.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
My wife will do a load of washing right and
she knows that I have to hang it out, and
she'll say to me, I've put some washing on, can
you hang.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
It out right because I've got to go to work?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
And I just say nothing, and I go, of course,
my darling, because I love you so much and you're
the greatest gift I've ever been given.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
God, you're a bit of a sapper, are you in
my life? Wow? Woman?

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Anyhow, every single time, the load that she puts in
is ed is Edmund heavy.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
Right now.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
What I mean by Edmund heavy is your undies, your socks,
my socks, your bras, and it's just jam to the gunnals.
It's almost like she holds onto those things and builds
it up and builds it up and then does an undies,
socks and bra wash, which takes me about eighteen hours

(04:42):
to hang out.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
My first question is do you watch you watch your
socks with your undies and your bras apparently so separate,
separate at the socks.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why is that You don't want to get piled up?
And yeah, right, I thought it was like you don't
want to get toejams on your buzzies. Oh no, no, no,
I'm fine with that.

Speaker 5 (05:01):
But yeah, usually and I always take it out to
the line there and I look at it and I go,
you some of that.

Speaker 6 (05:08):
This is an absolute night.

Speaker 5 (05:10):
I mean oftentimes too, there'll be like stockings in there.

Speaker 3 (05:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
And you know what really gets deep inside my goat
is the brass strap sort of wrap around the socks.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
You don't have a bra bag you and you.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Spend hours untwirling and unwinding it, and then you've got
to pair the socks up.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
And instead of what should be.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
A twenty minute or a fifteen minute job, it takes
me like an hour.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
And a half.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
So you just to go back on that kusy because
I don't think Joe's heard your question there. You don't
have a brabeg no, not personally. You've got to get
a bra bag, man, right, change your life one.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
What that is, j It's a bear. You put all
the bras in it, then you zip it up and
then all the bras stay together and then their little
claws and stuff don't get stuck on everything, and also
don't damage the bras.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Another question I've got for you is you said you
have to peer up your socks when you hang out
the wash, and you peer them up and hang them
out as peers.

Speaker 6 (06:03):
Yes, because if I can't, I'm like, do you guys
not do that? Hang on?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
No, I peer them up when I'm folding them.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh right, because what do you do that?

Speaker 4 (06:14):
You dry them out and then you check them into
the You check them into your little basket there when
they dried out as peers.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Do you ready to go? Right? Yeah? Here's another question.
When you dump a load in and leave it, do
you ever leave, you know, leave an admin heavy situation
for your wife?

Speaker 6 (06:32):
No? Never keys it? Right? Well, I don't watch my
undies for a start.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
I've also got a question. Can I ask you a question?

Speaker 6 (06:38):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (06:39):
So you're telling me your thing, and this is you know,
I'm on your side, Jose.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Yeah, it doesn't sound like it at the moment.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
It is an outrage because I know exactly what you're
talking about. Yes, that right before my wife would do
this as well. Is right before she would leave our
house at six o'clock in the morning to go and do.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Twelve hours work.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
She would put one load of washing on for me
to hang out over the course of the day where
I'm doing absolutely nothing.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Yes, and you just think to yourself, where do they
get off? Man? Totally, the are trying to get you.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
To do something which is you see as takes up
to an hour and a half or fifteen minutes.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
And fairness, I've got to have a darry break and
a coffee break and then another dry break.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
I mean, I don't do it all at once.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
I don't know. Have you take the.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Man I'm going to tonight?

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Get her on the phone.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
Does anyone else have this sis? You at home? Three
four eight three text me.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
The hd Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey Udio.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Slave there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time is four thirty six. Now listen up, you
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(08:01):
dollar engagement ring to give away. I'll repeat that, ten
thousand dollar engagement Wow.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
It's been valued at a million dollars. Yes, that's how
nice it is.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Well, how does that work? Because it's literally ten.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
I I don't work in diamonds, keyzy. All I'm telling you,
isn't that amazing?

Speaker 5 (08:19):
And that's just how good they are with their deals
at Diamonds on Richmond, right, so valued at a million
and they'll give it to you fifteen.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Aren't they running an a massive loss if that's the
way they're operating.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Hey, look, Ben, I'm getting quick. They don't know what
they're doing, then get down there.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Absolutely, it is a really great prize. And you know
I'm a massive fan. I'm a massive fan of long
term relationships, breaking them up and staying together forever, madly
in love. Ten thousand dollars engagement ring or you have
to do if you'd like to win it, you also,

(08:52):
by the way, win the chance for the Big Show
to be involved in the proposal if you want, just
if you want.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
Wouldn't you.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
I know you have to. That's not optional.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
Well, now it seems like we threatening them. Yeah, okay,
hodak you dot co dot zig yourself in the drawer
that you fill out the wheed form and you just
tell us how you'd plan to propose.

Speaker 4 (09:08):
All right, here's one. This is from and use your imagination.
This is for a ten thousand dollars rent. It's been
valued by some at a million dollars.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Can I just say put a bit of effort in? Please?

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Please? All right? For example, this one he just says
just before a skydive. Yeah, So like you know, if
I was the one picking, I'm not saying I am.
I'm not saying that. I'm not. Actually it's not bad.
Go on what because it's like, hey, do you want
to take take the leap, take the plan, take the plant? Yeah?
Right okay, and then they say no, then you jump.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
The good one is like if I was filling that out,
I was putting a bit of meat on the bonesy
awardy jay, I'd be down on one knee. I'd say
to my fear lady there, I'd say, do I say,
do you want to get married?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
And she go, oh, my God, something on those lines.

Speaker 4 (09:54):
Yeah, yeah, because she's so stoked that I want to
marry you and she sees yes, And then I throw
it out of the plane and I'm if you can
catch that, we're getting married.

Speaker 6 (10:02):
You're nice?

Speaker 3 (10:03):
How good wud that be?

Speaker 6 (10:04):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (10:04):
And just to top it off, as they're plunging towards
the ground, plummeting, plummeting, a dollop instead of a.

Speaker 6 (10:12):
Parachute coming out of their pack. It's the big show going.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
So we are in her backpack? Yes, but then how
do we all not die?

Speaker 6 (10:20):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (10:20):
We all die, but we do it for love keys Yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Man, it's so romantic, that's all, like, what a way
to go.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
And then he goes to pull his parachute, but just
heaps of flowers come out, really romantic flowers.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Doves and doves yeah nice, and balloons.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
God, there's a good entry by that person. Well, yeah, rat,
here's one. This is from Adamnonymous oh, also known as Anonymous.
I'm going to cold Play in November when they play
a Sky full of Stars. I'll get my knee dirty.
It must be a favorite song, you know, although we
are standing, we are in the standing area, So if
I am extremely unlucky unlucky and lose the ring in

(10:56):
the moshi, my partner will remove my ballaws and sell
them to buy a new nice so good eating.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Anything with that. I don't know how much you get
for a pair of bullets.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
M depends on the bullets.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:10):
Yeah, the bull or market, yes, well, what's it at
the moment?

Speaker 6 (11:13):
I think it's a bear market at the moment for bullets.

Speaker 3 (11:16):
I was the ass falling out of the bull or market. Yes,
what about this one?

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Here?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Good? A feller's anonymous here, I've been with my partner
for fourteen years. Wow, why maybe we could all drive
up to Hoydi's batch and bend the knee on the
beach while Hoydi sorts out the unwanted guests. Thanks, mate,
that's nice. And then and then we jump out of
a bush.

Speaker 6 (11:39):
Yes, I tell you what.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
It would be a beautiful place to propose for sure.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:45):
Well, I'm reeling in a biginea with.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Jason's got his hands gripped, white knuckling a rod. That's romantic, man, Yeah, totally. Hey,
if you are thinking of purchasing an engagement ring, make
sure you do it before the twenty fifth of October.
You head into Diamonds on Red when you say my wife,
and they will pay the GST for you. That's like
you're buying it from giddy free. Holy, very nice.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Meantime, here's Arctic monkeys.

Speaker 3 (12:09):
Oh you wrapping it up?

Speaker 6 (12:10):
Yeah man, okay, keep them coming in by the way.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Oh yeah, dot cotoinz yourself from the drawer.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
The Darky Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodes.

Speaker 5 (12:21):
Indeed wherever I may roam, that's so true by Metellica.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, hey, fellows, I got it's great yarn. You want
to hear it?

Speaker 6 (12:29):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
It all started about a week or so ago, actually
longer than that. I've been looking for a way to
clean my shoes, which means I don't have to do
anything about it. We're very laundry focused today. So what
I found was on Instagram. I had this yellow bag
advertised to me yellow sack, not unlike your your solo
sock sack, Weddy Jay. But it's got all these little

(12:52):
cloth like tentacles that come out you stick your shoes
and then you put that into the washing machine.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
And that's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
It's such a good idea, and so I bought one
of those and it's bloody good. Actually, So I put
my white shoes in there. Beautiful they are now, they've
come out beautiful. But the problem was it didn't clean
the filthy laces. So now I was I, now I've
got to get lacers. So they sort of sat there,
two piers of white shoes for about a week with
no laces in them, and I thought, oh, I'd better

(13:18):
go and find some. So I went to a shoe stop.
The shop and the shoe stop, I know, I went
looking for and I couldn't find any. So I went
to a shoe shop instead, and I said, oh, have
you got any shoelaces there? And they said no, And
I said shoelaces and they said no. And I said,

(13:38):
you don't sell shoelaces here. They said nah, is it right?
So then they sat there for another week, and then
today I went to find some shoelaces.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
So I went. I thought I'd go.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
To a different shoe shoe shop, and I go into
the first place or the second place. Now this is
they don't sell them either, really, no shoelaces.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
What do you buy? Your shoelacers might usually come with
the shoes. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
A place like you snapped the shoelace because you're such
a backbone a dairy.

Speaker 3 (14:10):
Shoelacers from the dairy.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
I bought shoelaces from a dairy before two dollars shop, which.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
I anticipate that you'd be able to buy someone from
a shoe store.

Speaker 6 (14:17):
Well, no, because I would assume.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
I would assume that all the all the laces are
designated to shoes.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
Sure, but also people need new shoe laces. Sure, so
given you sell shoes, why not you know, while you're there,
just also sell the laces. So anyway, I went to
the shop next door. Yeah, because I managed to find
three shops in a row today that a shoe shop too.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
It was they were all shoe shops. So this is
the second shoe shop.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
No, this is the third key. You're not going to
listen to my story about shoelacers. Third shoe shop. Okay,
and this place only they did sell shoelacers, which was
bloody good, what a relief. But they a sold round ones, right,
have the round ones, and then they also didn't have
I needed some for boots and some for shoes, and
they only had the short ones that didn't have the

(15:09):
long ones. So I was like, well, that's not gonna
it won't work.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Right, So he went to the shoe shop to get shoelacers.
Only didn't have short shoe laces at the shoe shop.
That's right, Okay, Well they did have short shoelacers at
the shoe shop. They didn't have the long shoelacers at
the shoe shop. Okay, So I went to the last one. Now, actually,
in this one, I thought, now, this is a backbone
shoes shoe store. That's not like the other ones, which
are just sort of yeah, well I won't name them,
but you know what I'm talking about. Yes, And I

(15:34):
went in there.

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Oh no, I went into this place and it had Yes,
we do have them. Great, you got long ones. Oh yeah,
of course we do. You think we're mad, but you
can only buy six peers at a time.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Without a word of light.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
And they were white, black, red, pink, yellow, green, white,
like a multitude of colors. Right, this is what is
going on. And then I went to Pat Menzies which
was next door, and he had pet.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
Did pet? Yeah? Right?

Speaker 4 (16:03):
And he hid short shoelacers at the shoe shop and
long shoelacers at the shoe shop as well, right that
you could buy.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Finally, yes, by the shoelacers at the shoe shop. Where
did they come individually or with their six shoelaces and
peers shoe Yeah, oh that's clever.

Speaker 4 (16:21):
But yeah, so that was a bit of a treat.
And they're also flat. They went round okay, but I
just think to myself, what is this country coming to?

Speaker 3 (16:33):
That is a really good point, Bogie, do you think so? Though?
Did you think about buying them online? Well?

Speaker 4 (16:38):
No, I didn't, Okay, I didn't because you should have
the goddamn things that are shot three four eight three
in my barking mad because I thought it was bullshit.

Speaker 1 (16:46):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune
in on Radio.

Speaker 5 (16:53):
Zone Temple pilots there on the radio Honaki Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon, Hay coming up after five o'clock.

Speaker 6 (16:58):
How to have an affair with me?

Speaker 4 (17:02):
No, it's not, it's not. How he put it into
the chat was Key's Guide to Heaven.

Speaker 3 (17:10):
Guys. What it was was we discussed if we were
to have an a fear of how we'd go about it.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
You know.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
It's sort of it's like, because we're all in really
secure relationships. We know that it's all good, but just
if push came to shove, how do you go about it?
So that sounds like aye.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
And we've been sort of hanging off it for quite
some time, but he's been He's just like, guys, we
need to do how to have.

Speaker 4 (17:37):
Can I be honest, I haven't seen him this filthy
about it since you were sort of messing around with
the throbber. Yes, he was banging on about that and
about this chat was going.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
For as long as after the segment. I've got some
great tips on how to have a massive a fear.
I'm happy just get it done, all right, So we've
just done shoelace chat going off on three four eight three.
By the way, Jesus, that young was punishing Actually this person,
this person here, My dad had the same problem wrung
me in a panic supermarket if we I found okay interesting?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
I did mention the supermarket in that chat there, though,
did you Obviously that person wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Okay, make sure you're paying attention after five though, as
we go into how to have an affair with me?

Speaker 6 (18:22):
No.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
The hohod Achy Big Show with Jason Mike and Keysy
tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 5 (18:31):
Welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting through Tuesday, Okay,
I tell you what. She's a glorious afternoon in Auckland
City here loving at spring weather.

Speaker 6 (18:41):
You're listening to the big show brought to you by TOOI.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Two.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
He's brought back the famous year right campaign from this
week onward. You might notice those famous black on one
side tooy on the other side billboards with year right
written on.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
It, making the news already. I saw, yes, complaint, So
job done, A job done.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Now there's a couple on the insta as well that
have been put out which I didn't know about.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
Go and check those out as well.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Upset about your one?

Speaker 6 (19:08):
No, why would they be easy?

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I don't know, Just you didn't know about it.

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Thought it was very clever.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Well the pants men did it. He's always clever.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. It basically said Hardy Jay is
giving up the darries.

Speaker 3 (19:22):
Yeah right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
Hey, just on that front.

Speaker 5 (19:25):
By the way, if you've got any ideas with the
Towey billboards, ticks us three four eight three. Everyone that
does that goes in the jord to win a twoy
prize pack.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
Yeah, that's right. Well, we're going to send them up
the poll. We're going to float them with management, that's
for sure. We're going to flag it, flag it with management.
Just say hey, run your eye across this, we reckon.
These would make bloody good billboards and probably by this
on next week they'll be They'll be billboards somewhere in
the country.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
Wow. That huge. It is a huge promise to make.

Speaker 6 (19:51):
I'll tell you what else is huge? Just what's coming next?

Speaker 5 (19:54):
As the Big Show discusses how to heave an affair
with me.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
No, it's not. It's just I thought it'd be quite
a funny topic for us to discuss.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
There's nothing funny about cheating on your wife.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
You want to be quite clear about that. It's it's
a horror show.

Speaker 3 (20:14):
But yeah, but I just thought if we were, like,
if I was to have an affair, say hypothetically, how
would we go about it?

Speaker 6 (20:25):
How would you go about it?

Speaker 3 (20:26):
I thought you guys would contribute, but it could just
be me. If that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (20:31):
So you want us to contribute to you having an affair?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You want some advice? Is that what it's a discussion
around how if we were to have affairs, how would
we do it?

Speaker 4 (20:40):
So already you're sort of you're falling apart under questioning.
He I'm worried about your brother. We will work on
that in.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
The next thing.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
But his faith no more.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
I'm not having an a fear.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
By the way, The Hidiarchy Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hold the.

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Killers here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show. That's Tuesday afternoon.
The time is fifteen minutes past five o'clock and all
as well. Now we're going into a slightly controversial topic
and a few people have texted us on three four
eight three and said, well, geez, are you really going there?
Fair On, it's not but it is how to have

(21:18):
an affair with me?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Keysing.

Speaker 3 (21:21):
No, it's not that. It's not a segment hosted by
me every week. It's just got a sting for that
pug Son.

Speaker 6 (21:28):
You know what. I just had a thought. Actually, so
it could be.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
How to have an affair with me Kesy, and then
after that we could have pug Son's a Connie chat.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Actually the old one Toe. That's a great idea. Yeah,
so what the what the idea was was, you know,
we're all in very happy, secure relationships. I certainly am
and micas And it was just like, look, if you
had to, just as a bit of a funny exercise,
how would you go about having an affair? You know

(21:59):
what I mean? So Joe Jase for example.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
So.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
Just as a funny idea, this is how we're approaching it,
you know what? You know, what's a funny idea?

Speaker 3 (22:11):
Poor taste? Can I say that?

Speaker 6 (22:14):
Likewise?

Speaker 3 (22:15):
So you don't want to do it?

Speaker 6 (22:18):
How you go about how you do your moves?

Speaker 3 (22:20):
The I'm not doing moves or anything like that. I
was just like, how would you know, how would you
get away with it?

Speaker 4 (22:25):
You know?

Speaker 3 (22:25):
So for example, in my life, we've got ship calendars.

Speaker 5 (22:29):
You've got the tracking device on your phone that's going
to make things difficult find my iPhone, that's right, So
it would be probably something along the lines of the
Big show has got a bloody you know, we've got it,
we've got it.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
We're doing a special thing from this place.

Speaker 5 (22:43):
You're not what you're not throwing us under the bus here,
But you don't need us to back you.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
Up now, you guys, you'd be involved with it as well.
So I want to cover for me in what way
it'd be like, oh, you know, the Big Show's got
we're doing a live show from down here and putting
us up in a hotel, so I'll be away tonight,
you know. That's all of things. And then it'll be like, well,
how come I'm going to get your track? How come
you're out of brothel? Or no, no, no, no no, Mike,
that's not that's not what That's not how i'd go

(23:11):
about it. We'll tell us, well I just did. I
just said, so it would be like, oh, the Big
is doing this thing. Sure, I've got a hotel for
the night, sweet airs, And then that's probably how I
go about it.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
And how do you how do you meet this person?
I mean?

Speaker 5 (23:23):
Is that because you were saying it would probably for
you most likely be the workplace?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
Oh yeah, did I say that it was off here?
You've got your eye on, Mike. Can you please stop
contributing to this chat.

Speaker 5 (23:38):
So so you're choosing to have an affair with someone
from the workplace, which is which is already a bad move,
and you've you've got the Big Show involved in covering
your ass for you, you know, and I talk to
your wife every night.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
I don't know. I'd be comfortable lying to hear like that.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Like this, you have a night off talking to it.

Speaker 6 (23:58):
Well, what if she rings me?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Would just don't answer it, just you know, just you're
you're the thing with me anyway, so you know you
you're busy schmoozing with Well, how would you guys go
about it?

Speaker 4 (24:10):
I've never given it any thought. I tell her life,
this is what I'd do.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
I would.

Speaker 4 (24:17):
I'd go out to a bar, any any bar, right,
all right, I'd spot an attractive lady.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
I'd approach you.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
I'd ask her if she was waiting for anybody, you know,
get a bit of chit check, going by, buy a drink,
all those sorts of things. One thing leads to another,
et cetera, et cetera, et cetera. I'd tell her my
name is Steve, and I'm in Auckland on business. I'm
a salesman T shirts and all this. Yeah, you know,

(24:48):
all that sort of stuff. But at the end of it,
of course, you know, it's just a it's a bit
of role play that my wife and I are actually
getting into. Because the only woman that I'd ever have
an affair with my wife, Mike, probably for me as well.

Speaker 6 (25:02):
Kikaha, man killed it right.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Well, well that's great, Mike, Jason.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
I just wouldn't even entertain it, right, okay, right, and
it hasn't never crossed my mind. And quite frankly, I
just think it'd be way too much Edmond.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
Yes, that's what's stopping you. The admin.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
Well, you know what I mean, it'd just be so
tiring if it wasn't for all the admin.

Speaker 6 (25:24):
Yes, it'd be.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
If there's a way we can make it easier for you, Jason,
you don't have the affair, and.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
You know I no, I won't say that, um do it?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
It just I mean, it just doesn't appeal yeah, okay,
And for the record, it doesn't appeal to any of us.
This is just a purely hypothetical exercise that we're discussing here,
you know what I mean? Sure, sure, so easy? Yeah, sure, man.
Well I hope people learn from that.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Well, I still I'm still sort of none the wise
of how you how you do it?

Speaker 4 (25:52):
No, I need the blow by a blow. I think
the listeners deserve it as well. After all this sort
of you've set it up for bloody hours.

Speaker 5 (26:00):
Did I well, maybe go on about it on the
chat for me break we could go through it.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Yes, okay, you see that.

Speaker 3 (26:06):
I so you guys are going to do that because
I just thought it'd be a sort of a one
breaker and then maybe Bogie could get back into shoelace
chat or something.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Andavid Bowie Achy Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Bluetooth there on the radio Hodanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
The time it's twenty eight minutes past five o'clock now, Kezy,
it was very keen on starting a segment called how
to have an Affair?

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Bullshitting and I want to start a segment.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
And so we sort of had a little chat about
it just before. And now what we're going to do
is going to set up a scenario. Why don't we
felt as where you are in and set of fear?

Speaker 4 (26:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (26:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Can I just say before we do this scenario, I
in no way could don't having an affair. I would
never dream of having an affair, And I feel sorry
for anyone who's had an a fear happened while they're
in a relationship, all right, Genuinely, However, I just thought
it would be interesting as a maybe an entertaining point
of discussion. How would you go about it if your
head to do it. Okay, no one ever has to
do it either.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
So the way we're going to play it is that
Keysey's having ann fair with me Howdy J, but not
hoidy J.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
I'll just be his lover in this scenario, so you'll
be acting yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Well, we do this. I'm playing a character. I'm never
playing myself exactly.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
I'm playing a character too.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
We're in a motel room and then Mogi Slash Kesey's
wife calls him on his phone while he's in the
motel room with his lover.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
All right, right, okay, okay, do you want to go
to the all right?

Speaker 6 (27:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:37):
Now I think this needs to start off Keysey with
a bit of kezy sweet talking to your lover.

Speaker 6 (27:44):
So I think in order for this to be realistic, you.

Speaker 5 (27:51):
And I are in a hotel room and you're giving
me your best stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
No I'm not okay, what's your name?

Speaker 6 (28:03):
Lynnette?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
Oh my god?

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Lenit from account for accounts, So hit me, big, big fellow.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Listen, Lynnette. Now that we've got some alone time, I
just want to just like to personally thank you for
promptly paying all my invoices. You know they're always in
within seven days, which I really which I really appreciate.
And god, you're really Lenette. Look at me, you're really

(28:40):
you're really beautiful. Anyone ever told you that? Has your
husband ever told you that?

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I don't have a husband?

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Hey, how'd you feel if I just? Oh? Oh sorry,
Oh gosh, it's my eighties hotel phone. Hold on, I'm
going to just take this.

Speaker 6 (29:01):
Hang on.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
Fine, Hello Chris speaking. Hey babe, it to me?

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Is that is that you? My wife? Sorry about that, darling.
That was just the receptionist at the hotel here, just
you know, they heard she heard my wife and thought
it would be funny to yell that out. You know,
what are you doing at the hotel? Did I not
tell you? I mean I went on like a work

(29:30):
trip we're doing?

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Maybe No, you told me.

Speaker 3 (29:31):
That's how I rang on your hotel phone. But why
are you there? I think at the bottom of that, Oh,
we had a work thing on. So I remember that
work thing I told you about. We had that on
and that thiey very funny. I'll come over Selfie with
you soon. I'll come over Southie with you soon. Sorry,
I mean my wife. There's lots of fans here of
the old Hoducky Big Show. You know how it is.

(29:54):
I get those really weird vibe that you're have it
in a fear. Ah, I mean, I don't know why.
I don't know why you would say such. I mean what.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
I want to.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
See that famous button massroom of yours.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Sorry, you know you're sort of last comment from that woman.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
Yeah, who's in your hotel room reception?

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Remember? Yeah, I just came down to you're stuttering like
a bath. Oh okay, look babe, I can't do it.
The truth is, I'm having an a fear. All right,
I'm having a fear.

Speaker 5 (30:36):
There.

Speaker 3 (30:37):
I said it. I feel stupid. I shouldn't have done it.
I'm embarrassed about it. You know, I've and I've we've
got so much amazing stuff together and I've just blown it. No,
we've got really great we've got we've got amazing stuff together.
I've blown it. And I haven't just ruined our relationship.
I haven't just ruined our relationship. I've also ruined Hoidy
j and Mogi's relationship because it's their wives that are

(30:59):
here with me. All right, it's all out in the open.
I'm sorry. Well that's fine. Actually, yeah, it's Moggie and
around here.

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Speaker 5 (31:56):
Yes, so, good fellows. I had strange encountered.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
Today was a strange encounters.

Speaker 6 (32:03):
Of the hoody j kind. Yeah, strange encounters of the hot.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
It's been a while since I've had one of these actually,
And basically they're just very odd people that seem to
connect with me in everyday society.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
For fear them.

Speaker 6 (32:24):
Yeah, And I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
It's amazing because we'll be on the road somewhere and
Mogi and Iron Pugs will be there with you, but
the weird person will come over to you every time.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
Yeah, today I had to go.

Speaker 6 (32:37):
To the dairy.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
What for shoelaces?

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Shoelaces?

Speaker 5 (32:42):
Yeah, No, some milk actually, Oh yeah, and if I'm honest,
another packet of daries. I've been smashing through the darries lately.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
Boy, oh boy, was.

Speaker 3 (32:50):
It because you overboiled your wife's milk making a coffee
to go get more milk?

Speaker 5 (32:54):
No, she was on coffee this morning, kings, So it
was it was okay, it was a bit but cold
that hot of it.

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Anyway, So I was going up to the dairy.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Yes, And as I was walking up to the diry,
right out in front of the diary was a dude
and he was sitting on one of those sort of
BMX bikes, you know, not not like a big bike,
but a kind of b mixed style bike.

Speaker 6 (33:19):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
And when I say dude, this guy would have been
probably late forties.

Speaker 6 (33:25):
Yeah, so he wasn't really a d he.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Was said the front keasy geez. And anyway, I was like, oh,
that's a bit odd. But he was just sort of
rocking back on back and forth on this bike.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
What was he wearing.

Speaker 6 (33:40):
He was wearing like a Swanye and some trackie.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
Pants, taking no shoes, right, So I sort of went okay,
Viny locked up and he smiled at me and he
said what And I went, oh, and say, oh, good
o them. Man I in my mind I went I

(34:03):
was shit. And I approached him and I went, oh,
good I mate, how are you? And he went, do
you want my bike? And I said no, man, I
don't want your bike, he said, And he said you
sure you don't want my bike? And he started getting
seriously getting off the bike, because you know, he's quite

(34:24):
a big bastard. And I said, no, mate, I don't
want your bike. I don't want your bike. And he
said you don't have to pay for it. And I said, seriously, man,
I don't want your bike.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
And he went okay. And so then when I went
into the dairy, and.

Speaker 5 (34:38):
I've got to be honest, I wandered around the dairy
a bit longer than I needed to because I was
going what I'm going on here? And he was freaking
me out a little bit and then he just wouldn't leave.
So I bought the milk, bought my daaries had a
little chat to the you know, the guy behind the
counter of the end, and sort of was going and
he was like yeah, and he's odd. So I walked

(35:02):
out of the dairy and I was determined not to
make any contact with him, to not engage. Sure, I
didn't want to engage there go It went well, but
he was still sort of on the pavement by the
front of the shop, so I had to walk around him.
So I walked around him, and I was walking down
and my house is only about twenty meters from the dairy,
and to my horror, he started following behind me.

Speaker 3 (35:24):
Oh, no, he knows where you leave.

Speaker 6 (35:26):
I was going.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
I was going, ah, I won't yes, And he wasn't
cycling the bike.

Speaker 6 (35:35):
He was just using his feet to sort.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Of like Fred Flintstone, kind of pushed himself along.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
And then I got to the top of my driveway
and I was like, oh, I don't want this dude
coming down to my house with me. So I stopped
on top of the drive and I looked at him
and I said, you were good mate, and he said, yeah,
I'm all good. And he said do you want my bike?
And I said, ah, man, seriously, I don't want your bike.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Well, you're too good for his bike.

Speaker 5 (35:57):
And then he grabbed the handlebars and made like a
motorcycle noise.

Speaker 6 (36:04):
And honed off down the hill, just in a bigywi
And I live on top of this massive hill and
he just honed down.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
The hill And if he had to stop, there's no
way in a million years he had start without flying
five hundred meters through the air.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
And I was standing at the top of my driveway
going what was that? And then I went down and
had a dirry and had another dorry and a glass
of milk because I was feeling quite acidy in the summit.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
That is bizarre. That weird sounds like it goes.

Speaker 5 (36:39):
Last was Michael Yeah, I was never into beer mixes, man,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
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Speaker 6 (36:54):
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Speaker 6 (37:01):
What's for our tea New Zealand with.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
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We will read those after sex and just by texting
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Speaker 6 (37:14):
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Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ikey, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
Welcome back to your massive bagbones. Hope you're getting through
your Tuesday evening very nicely. Indeed you're listening to the
Big Show brought to you by twoyn twee. And if
you've got any ideas for a twoy billboard, texts three
four eight three and or are running up the flag
pole and pass it on to management, won't we feel?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
We sure will and I hopefully you'll get in the papers.
Theres been something that's offended three people and read it?

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yes, what about this one here from Derek. Let's all
start Jason's batch this weekend. It's vacant of course, yeah, right,
of course that's in reference to us going to Jason's batch.
And then it was double being double booked and Joe
said to go home with his tail between his week. Yeah,
he was Evan and Jeff and.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
I was feelthy and I still am.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
What about this one here? My missus doesn't mind me
following Instagram models? Yeah right yet right? And that one's
from Mogi.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Well, this is what I found really interesting. Your guys
Instagram accounts, and you constantly show me pictures of what
you get on yours, and it's like, what's going on there?

Speaker 3 (38:22):
I'll tell you what's weird.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
It's Querdy j constantly looking over our show, was trying
to get involved in what's going on on that instagram.
Veryht me be.

Speaker 6 (38:32):
Very accurate here.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
I'll give you a very accurate rendition of Mogi fellas.

Speaker 6 (38:37):
Check this out. I don't know why I'm getting this shit.

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Why do I keep getting served this stuff?

Speaker 6 (38:43):
Why does it keep turning up on my phone?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
It's a mystery. It is a mystery. Happens like four
times a day. And I'd just like to say that,
you know, certain things have happened on the show today,
and you know, we joke around. It doesn't mean we're
you know, PEVs or having affairs with our wives or
anything like.

Speaker 6 (38:59):
That, you know.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
I just so you don't have an affair with your wife,
You have an affair with someone else?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
Easy, Oh that's right, yeah, yeah, yeah, don't just readomly say.

Speaker 5 (39:06):
Oh kezy o of knowver Hey, Now listen on the
podcast outro today.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
Oh yes, I forgot about that.

Speaker 6 (39:13):
What does that say on the little clip there? Keys
you just throw to me, I'm want to throw to you.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
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Speaker 5 (39:27):
If someone broke into my house and I heard them
in my lounge, you know what I'd do. I get
into the lounge where they were and I'd slap my
fats from fire to fie.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Gay check this weapon out, you son of a bitch.

Speaker 3 (39:40):
But you'd have a rager at that point, so that
wouldn't swing. Oh little swing all right, jasus, j you
are a shocker. He's got his hands covering his face
as soon as that clip started playing, Jason's allow me

(40:00):
to speak for you here.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
We have some pretty uh, some pretty outrageous chat that
happens on the podcast, which you never would anticipate.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Would go to wear but every now and again.

Speaker 4 (40:09):
Pegs will put on the worst possible clip that you
would assume doesn't need to be said, that it shouldn't
be on the radio. He would know that, and you'd
get served up and you're just like, not that one, Pug,
not that way, mate.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
As soon as I knew what it was, I just
went no, No, that.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
One, Pegs. That was You nailed it, buddy. And if
you want to hear the full seven thirty tonight Sitch
Hodarky Big Show, wherever get your potties from it, you're
that you're the one that said it. Jase Yeah.

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Who find us here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
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Oh you hey, guys? Text here for from Steve? What's
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(41:27):
chicken salad. Kiss kiss, Hi, guys, have a good night.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Gh that's nice, friendly, really nice friendly.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, and a very sort of spring like meal, if
I may say so. I want to know what kind
of dressing he's gone on the salad, but.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
It says here traditional caesar, so we'll have parmesan. It'll
have croutons, parmesan.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:51):
You guys want to contribute or is this just me?

Speaker 5 (41:54):
Well, that's that's not a chicken salad you're describing. It's
a caesar salad.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Yeah, it's got chicken in it, though, doesn't it chicken
caesar salad? And then it eats it because it thinks
sellad's young because it sees it. Ah, Oh, that's good, Magie.
I just made that up on the spot. The people
at home will think that we've been riding that joke
for hours, but we haven't. There's just straight off the
top of my head.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
Right, that would have been a really funny one to say,
sort of almost at the end of this break.

Speaker 4 (42:18):
We could have done it during Laser's chat somehow, would
have been good.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Yeah, Actually, do you want to recall that, and then
at the end of this chat we'll come back to it.
It'll be a real funny way to end the break.
All right.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Tonight, when I get home, I'm going to put the
new lacers and my shoes there. Okay, So I have
some more Lacer's chat tomorrow. If you could bang a
stinging together for us pug Son.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Laser's Chat Lacer's Chat with Old and schedule that for
about eleven PM tonight. Ah, get a Feller's Nigel here?
Oh wait, Carpenter, wasn't Nigel? Okay, Nigel Carpenter. I'm having
a well done rump steak and six warm toies. That
sounds delicious.

Speaker 6 (42:57):
Don't you think I prefer they were chilled?

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I prefer it chilled beer.

Speaker 6 (43:01):
I don't really get the whole idea of a warm
beer really, but no.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Neither obviously cold is preferable. Also well done rump? Yeah
for me? Please not well done and secondly not rump.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
No.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Right with a rump? What do you do with that? Jase?

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Do you want to put a marinade on it or
a slow cook it?

Speaker 5 (43:19):
I would tend to slow cook it. Yeah, yeah, tends
to be a firm and more chiwy meat.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
You can tenderize it, you can pamel it good, give
it the beats.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
To do to doo, to doo do dooche to doo
do do, turn it over to do.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
Get a Feller's BILLSI here what BILLSI you're joking. No,
it's what it says on text tonight. I'm having aged
lobster with a side of mash and Viggie's sweaty face
lobster emoji aged aged lobster. That maybe caged lobster. Maybe
it's a type of about aged lobster, enraged lobster.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
They go very rad when they're like that.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
They do enraged lobster could be and they are Yeah, okay,
it's a sort of a hoidy j type lobster. Do
you guys just thinking? Man, this segment's random? Okay, No, good,
Get a fella's Thomas here engine having burgers and mashed

(44:31):
through a straw because I fell off my BMX the
other day hurtling down a hill trying to get away
from hodis.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Trying to get away from has been a messive wounded.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
If you don't get their joke, check out The podcast
comes out at seventh th one more. Here's one from Tom.
Can we give that person toy price pack? Yeah, here's
one from Tom. Get a evening fe do as I'm
making fish pie for dinner using using lovely smoked travelli
from the waters around Herold Island. Yeah, using is what

(45:10):
I meant to say.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Right, Okay, Yeah, I'm hi. Don't mind a fish pie,
specially if.

Speaker 6 (45:16):
It's got eggs in it.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yeah, okay, cool, really strong into this break Fellers, We'll
just go straight to some ads here and.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
With the Arching Big Show podcast Man Boys Slim there
on the radio, hold Nky Big Show this Tuesday evening.

Speaker 6 (45:32):
Let's talk to v A.

Speaker 5 (45:35):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah, whoa, Wow, that was a good one.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
It's going good now that you're not doing today. You
just sort of stock stood back from it because you
hate it.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
I hate it a lot, and our natural harmony comes out,
you know?

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Do you notice that made perfect? Doesn't it?

Speaker 6 (46:06):
Lovely?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I watched over the weekend, Actually I watched a bunch
of things, but I haven't got in front of me.
So I'm just going to have to talk about the
thing that I'm only halfway through. It's called Willan Harper,
and it's about Will Ferrell and his comedy riding buddy
from as far back as Satelley Night Live. And after
sort of once COVID hits, his mate sends him an

(46:30):
email and says, I am transitioning into being a woman. Yes,
And so then how they handle that relationship after that?
And this formerly the dude or the dude When he
was a dude, he would drive a lot around America,
loved driving cross country, but he was concerned that he
wouldn't be able to do that anymore as a trans
woman because he might get physically assaulted or verbally assaulted.

(46:55):
And that made him really sad. So Will Ferrell said, well,
why don't we travel across Coe together and I can
be a buffer between you know, during any of those things.
And I also get to see what your experiences and
we'll get to talk about how you're handling it, how
I'm handling all those sorts of things.

Speaker 3 (47:10):
It's a little bit slight.

Speaker 4 (47:12):
It's a movie about maybe I'm an hour into it,
but the best parts of it are when they're just talking.
But I think it's really good. I think it's really
I'm really enjoying it because it's it will give you
a perspective and been up. Because it's all feral, people
will be a lot more open to it than otherwise,
you know, than some people might be otherwise. Yes, but
as a pretty unique opportunity to have a look at

(47:34):
the experience of people going through through that transition.

Speaker 3 (47:38):
Yes, it's on.

Speaker 5 (47:39):
Netflix snap and funnily enough, Mogi I watched the first
hour as well.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
Yeah, and then he got sort of distracted by other stuff.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
But like you, I thought it was a bit slow
at times, but very much enjoyed it and a great.

Speaker 6 (47:52):
Concept for a show.

Speaker 3 (47:53):
Really, it really is.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
Yeah, I also, but I didn't watch it last time.
I watched that over the weekend as well. Definitely with
having a look at I watched Below zero again last night.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
It's your celebrity Treasure is it is tonight.

Speaker 5 (48:07):
But there's one there's one woman on it called Sue
who's like, I don't know. She runs this camp out
in the middle of the Arctic, and she's sort of
maybe mid sixties, and she's one of those people that
obviously thinks she's really amazing and everything she does is
like a lesson and.

Speaker 6 (48:24):
A life story. Yeah you know what I mean. But
she never really does anything.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Sure, she goes hunting and she never catches anything, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
But you'll always about something and you'll.

Speaker 5 (48:36):
Go, yeah, but you didn't do anything, and then she'll
go back inside.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
So it's a show about her talking a lot about
doing something but never actually doing it.

Speaker 6 (48:44):
But it's not just about her.

Speaker 5 (48:46):
It's about a lot of other people in that same
situation who are kind of backbones and.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Go and kill stuff. Yeah, kill bears and stuff like that.
It is a good show. I enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I didn't get to watch The Island night. You could
talk about the comedy. I'll be watching two tonight and
saw Rummish Ranger Nathan, who's a fantastic UK comedian and
just killed for two hours, two hours, not one stutter,
not one miss, like just so slick. And I didn't

(49:18):
realize but I booked the very furthest back tickets at
the Civic Theater. But not not the Civic, it was
the LTR Center Dame Kitty Kanawa Theater. Yeah, the cheapest
seats you got, well it was I wait until the
last minute to get them. Holy shit, I couldn't see
anything so hot up the very I was directly above
me was the guy operating the limelight. So it was
just and honestly we were dying up there and it

(49:39):
was just like, note to self, don't be a cheap
skate next time and actually get some good ticket. I
highly recommend by the way, I think he's playing in
Wellington tonight.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
I don't know that I can do two hours, I'll
be honest, Yeah, but you probably long time.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
I don't eve think you could do twenty minutes.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Um, you know, to listen to someone for two hours
would be a bit match wor old Hoody.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
About three hours of the Big Show Hurdarchy Big Show
with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Kesey Smashing Pumpkins here on the radio hod Achi Big
Show this Tuesday evening. You know, some days, fellas, when
you're working, it feels like you're doing a marathon, doesn't it.
You know, you sort of start to feed a fatigue
gup at the end of the day, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
It's so true, yeah, man, And like doing radio especially,
it's almost like doing an ultra marathon would.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
So it's a mental and emotional ultra marathon.

Speaker 3 (50:30):
What's it for you? Mogie?

Speaker 4 (50:33):
Well, I'm glad it's not a physical marathon.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
I can handle the mental and emotional, but it's a
physical I'm not interested in. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:39):
I could do a spiritual ultra marathon, but not a
real one, which is why, unfortunately I've had to pull
out of doing the fault Line Ultra Marathon a mountain
Bike challenge. You know, it's come around too quickly. I'm
just not ready yet. Yeah, more so injured. But fellas
you guys are still keen to do it?

Speaker 6 (50:52):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Man, how are you getting on with your running? By
the way, keysy, because I know you hate it, but
are you still persistent?

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Three k's so you're done. I'm not doing it like
a right yeah that ma No, No, just my ankle
all right, oh yeah, dicky ankle, Yeah, just plays up.
So unfortunately, just the running gods are like, now you
can't do it?

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Did you reinjure it on Friday night when you're dancing
up a storm?

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Did you see that? Yeah? Yeah yeah, yeah that was
good that night actually, but the next day God just
giving me grief and I had to pull out. Yeah
yeah of the marathon. Thank you fault Line Ultra and
Mountain Bike challenges going here down in Wellington there, we
are all pulling out of it. We're not doing it,
so we need some backbones to step up in our place.
Text ultra to three four eight three. We're just a
few chances to win free entry to the fault line,

(51:38):
including flights accommodation. Just tell us who out of the
three you'd like to be running on behalf of or
cycling on behalf of. Plenty of options go into your head,
which you're choosing, fellas six k run, one hundred mile run,
fifty K bike, one hundred k bike or one hundred
mile bike.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I'd go to the one hundred and sixty k or one
hundred mile as you call it, because I'd like to
be able to say that I entered it at least
I had every intention of doing it, and then I
can fake a hammy or something there have to blah
blah blah.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
But I was green. Whereas if you do that for
a sex k, then really who cares?

Speaker 6 (52:10):
Yeah, that's actually a really good point, you see.

Speaker 5 (52:12):
I'd be prepared to do that one hundred and sixty
k oh, yeah, and then pull out after after like
one hundred meters. Yes, because I blew something out in
Myhami or something like that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (52:23):
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Speaker 3 (52:37):
Register there for your chance to win free entry and
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Speaker 1 (52:41):
Good deal Man the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four
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Speaker 5 (52:55):
Well, there you go, your mad Basards, that's your Tuesday
show down and Dustill what's the plain tonight, Maggie.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Um, I haven't go on.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Actually, I'm thinking I should be doing more with my evenings,
sure on account of the fact that I don't have
me well and daughter there. Yes, so I don't know
what that means exactly. On a Tuesday, it's tight our Tuesday.
I could go to a movie. Yeah nice.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
But also when the weather's like this too, you know
what I mean, there's still a lot of sunshine nighttime now,
it makes it.

Speaker 6 (53:20):
Makes you want to do more with your day.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
I get that when I'm driving home. I was like
I should go out and do something tonight, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (53:25):
But you don't.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Nah, good on your what about you? Kezy early night
for you?

Speaker 5 (53:29):
But it looks out you're a bit You're a bit drewsy.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
I'm drewy.

Speaker 4 (53:34):
Commonly use phrase drewsy, yeah, or drowpy drowpy.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
Yeah. Well, it's been the big day for you, to
be fair.

Speaker 3 (53:43):
Yeah, yeah, it's been a massive day. I will be
going home probably watching two episodes of Slebberty Chooser, rilling
back to back last night tonight and having dinner and
then going to bed.

Speaker 6 (53:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Nice happening. That's so great. What about you, Jason?

Speaker 6 (53:57):
He's going to go home, chat to my wife watching
on the TV. Probably below's there because it's.

Speaker 5 (54:00):
On every night at the moment, have some dinner, read
a book, and then go to bed.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
What are you reading? Seems like if you're reading.

Speaker 5 (54:09):
It's called Hamnet, Hamlet, Hamnet. Does it make you a
drop I m any droopy? Yeah, it does, Drewsy. It's
a combination of droopy and woozy.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
And what does Hamnet? What's that about?

Speaker 5 (54:26):
It's about actually based on Hamlet, but that's how he
was known back in the day Hamnet.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
I can't tell if you're taking the person. Ah, I
feel like you're not. I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (54:39):
Sounds great bloody good stuff, hey but hey. Make sure
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