October 10, 2024 • 49 mins
On today's show, Jase reckons he's got a sore foot, Mogey's gone full Bachelor mode and Keyzie's got a bone to pick.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers two from bringing back
to laughs.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
And a world Gone man.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah right, it's time to emphasize this is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
The biggest, biggest, biggest, this is the biggest, biggest, shot big.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Show with Jason Howitz, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
And I'll give our your mad Barsid's great to have
your company this Tuesday afternoon. It is the teenth of
October twenty twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening
to the Big Show brought to you by two. We
do in celebration of the fact that they're bringing back
their world famous twoy billboards. And as we always say,
if you've got an idea for a billboard text us
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three four eight three mogio.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Mate, loving the T shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Mate, it's a white T shirt today and it's very very.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Snug New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And it's very very cold in the studio. In fact,
I just put my puffa on and there is some
serious nipple action going on the Austallion House life.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm pretty grassy, mad Dog your six son of
a bee. I'm never too sure because I was I
was blessed or cursed, I guess you could say, depending
on what you're into with nipples that do stiffen depending
on the temperature in the room. They stiffened than they hold,
and they always made me a little bit self conscious.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well it's because they look like burn meat patties.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Sorry, they stiffer than they hold.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They stiffend and hold the position.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
And there's not often something you see on a man. No,
how do you feel about it?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You like?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Do you like what you see?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Me?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Like me? Like Maggie Keezy?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Speaking of nets, No, don't, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Don't see how are you mad?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Basiard loving that sweitchhep man? Very casual, very comfortable looking.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh okay, yeah good, that's probably the nicest throw you've done. Actually, yeah, no,
I am quite casual and comfortable today. But in a
pretty one of those days, we just get a lot
of stuff done and then you feel quite good afterwards.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know. If there's one thing I know about you, Kezy,
you are ace on the old admin mate and getting
stuffed done. Don't stand man, I'm just saying you're very good.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're not good on it because what they're trying to
do here is set me up to be the guy
that does all the Edmund by telling me I'm good
at it.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
The thing about Edmund Kesey is some people have got
a gift for it and others don't. You've got to
but Jason's got the gift of the gab. Well, yeah,
you know what have you got? I've got the gift
of the gab. Jason's got the gift of the God. Yeah,
and you're got the gift of the Edmund brother. You
just know how it just rolls off your tongue, what
the Edmund? The Edmund brother? Lially just on that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Keep an eye foruntill he's year right campaign bringing it
back because in this Dame age everyone could use a laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Can you stop saying that it's just it's written. I know,
I feel like I know we've got but we've got to,
you know, put a few bells and whistles on it.
That'll be Jas with his gift of the God.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Also that can I tell you can?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
How about this one? Have it?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
This one?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
As the self proclaimed a river in Voice of the Nation,
till he reckons the world's gotten a bit too serious?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah right, that's the way you do it is good right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Because I was worried I was sort of sucking the
life out of it. Oh, okay, that's the best one
you've done.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I can just tell you're gonna have a great show
at a Keys.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Nirvana there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
A few texts on three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, Jason, you're doing some admon elia around two in
the year the year right campaign. Sure, a couple of
good ones have come through here. It's always smooth sailing
on the cook straight. Yeah, right, because.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's not off.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, it's quite choppy, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Quite, that's right, it's clever.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
That's from a lot of big swells.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I get through their keys.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's right. You gotta be careful, al right.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, this one here, this one's from anonymous, The Big
Show without the admin.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You're right, m Yeah, it'll be like The Big Show
with that kezy. That wouldn't work. Yeah, it wouldn't, wouldn't.
Why do you look like it would work?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Would I said it wouldn't work?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Easy?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Okay, I'm not doing that. You're winking. Oh, that's why
I'm here just to do the admin A. Uh, are
you right handed? Yeah right. It's like a clever conversation
between how are you breaking news? This is breaking news?
Over to you, mogi. Hey, good news everybody that this
(04:36):
good news. This is good news. We've got a good news.
This is good news.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
The Pacific Championships campaign took a bit of a turn
for the Kiwi's j with the delim winning half back
Jerome Hughes ruled out his head fell off.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, so he's got to do back.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
In the day.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That wouldn't matter to people. You know, he'd still play.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
They're not hard bastards, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, true.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
So they put the call out to Gary Freeman. Wow,
he said no because he's about seventy two now. But
Shawn Johnson will be making his comeback at halfback the
two hundred and fifty eight game. N RL legend didn't
hesitate when asked to come back and help his country out.
(05:28):
Bloody good news.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, good news. Well just in terms of the New
Zealand side. And the person that said this will remain anonymous,
no nonymou, but they were talking about the New Zealand
League side yesterday out in the office.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The end.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, Joel Joel, and he said the New Zealand side
is shit.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't it seems crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I don't know enough about league to know whether it
is or not. What was your guys view on that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I would never say something like that. I mean, it's
a shame that quite a lot. Obviously, Jerome Hughes was
the best player in the NRAL this season. Him not
being available, I'm not surprised he didn't look healthy in
the final on Sunday. There's also quite a few good
players from the Sharks who are unavailable. You're Smith's unavailable,
Brandon Smith, the cheese, you know, you're modalos these kind
of guy. So after hearing that and then hearing Jerome
(06:22):
Hugheses out, I'm like, who's going to be in the
halves for us? You know what the heck's And then
all of a sudden, Sean Johnson who has just retired.
The only thing I'm worried about Mogi is he kind
of one season after almost winning the delim being pipped
at the post by Klan Ponga, he then retires one
season later, which makes me think it's clearly got to
do with like a niggling injury or something. And it
(06:44):
makes me think that he's still not one hundred percent,
but he's saying yes because we need him.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I think he's not one hundred percent. Yeah, but you
get to come back and it's not like coming back
and playing, you know, for the Warrior or the Nines
or something like that. You get to play represent your country,
which is just a few games. And it's been a
little while since he's done that, and I think it'll
be It's a hell of a tournament. I think that's
the beauty of it as well. It's just such a
great tournament and probably like to have. It's a pretty
good way to go out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
A really good way.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
And I've also got this perception, rightly or wrongly, Fellas,
and you can correct me on this, that a lot
of the players now are going back to.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Their islands of origin.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Your tongue's your sam mohers and those sides now seem
to me to be growing in strength. Is that a
fair comment? Which is awesome because Tonga is an awesome
rugby league side.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
But the thing is, if you play for tom that
means you can't play state of origin, which means you
don't get a big paycheck.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Now, I think that's not right. They changed it. Tonga
and some more are still regarded as Tier two nations,
so you can play for them, and you can continue
to play for Keiwis. You can't, that's right, and you
get paid a hell of a lot of money to
play State of Oregon.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
So well, that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Means teams like Tonga and somewhat those players don't have
to worry about not being able to play State of Origin.
They still can. However, none of the Kiwis can, so
they have to choose. For example, Kaylan Ponger, he's a Keiwik, Yeah,
but he's played State of Origin. He'd rather do that
than play for the game.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If they choose State of Origin over their country, they
need a hoody j slapping is what they need.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, Well, I mean they all live over and Nozzie
anyway and make lots of money.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
What even the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Warriors, No, they don't play State of borrow some of
them do, actually.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
One of them did. Yeah, yeah, Jimmy had a good chat.
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Just in the break there we were discussing. Jace just
(09:06):
brought up to an emogie that today just before what
just before the flooring guy was coming around to install
the rubber lino in your.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, put a little bit of concrete down first, right, okay,
concrete spray.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Really, I was like waterproofing or something.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let's not get the railed here, ye, just concrete spray chap.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeh okay, it's a good point. We'll say that. And
Jace was, ah, so keazy. We could have played golf
today after yeah, yeah, And then Mike you were how
many times you guys played?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
And I knew, damn well how many times you played?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We played once three or four weeks ago, after Jay
saying he's keen as we probably go out weekly, maybe
even twice a week, and you know, I'm really excited
to get I've got my club's keysy everyone to play
blah blah blah every single time something comes up. And
then I said, oh, we could have played today. Jason's like, yeah,
although I do have a sore foot. Yeah, which was news?
Which is which is Bret? Actually that's brand news, this
(10:01):
is breaking news. Jason's gonna saw foot. You're good man?
How's your foot?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Can I firstly start by saying, have you guys not
watched me hobbling around the place?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Your gait is a tragedy regardless of what's going on
with your individual day by day personal health.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I'm almost tempted to bring pugsan and because he actually
asked me what's wrong with your foot? Because he saw
me in grave pain?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well did he did he get an answer? Because we've
just asked you and you're babbled on for dead.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I slipped on my deck and I don't know what
my dead. I don't know what that well it could
be and I've just twisted it or something.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's very painful? Did I not say that to you?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Pagsan?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I've never heard you talking about it a week skipping
in work in the office.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Man, you're going to regret that it's good? So are
you just just give it to me straight Jase? Are
you making stuff up because you don't want to go?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Just give it to key straight hand.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm barred up for it. I've got a new trolley,
I've got new clubs, I've got golf shoes. My wife
bought me waterproof jacket even and the trolley by the
way for my birth trade. And can I point out
that we had a second date and then I arrived
(11:26):
at the course and it was closed, true or false?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Keysy, No, that's true. But you, for all I know,
you could have looked ahead and gone all the courses closed.
This would be a good way for me to be Oh,
because he loved doing that.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Oh damn, that's what I did. Look, I don't even
think one or two times a week when I'm back
to full form. And also that's been it's been exacerbated
by the fact that and we've made a few weather
calls as well.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
To be fair, you have and also I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Getting seriously they're all j I'll be like, let's play that.
It's a bit windy. Oh like yeah, it's all like,
let's just get out there, man, who.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
We're kidding our on? Sweet done.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
So I'm dealing with a lot of trades and I'm
having to let them in and out and all that job.
So it's been quite tricky to get the time to
play golf, right, and I'm seriously into it.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I love golf.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, how about how about Monday?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I'm on holidays, so, oh god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
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Speaker 5 (12:34):
This what is it?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thursday afternoon? The time is four fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hey, don't forget coming up after five. We've got plenty
going on here on the Hidarky Big Show, including jac
your wife has had a bit of a go at
you and she wants a sort of the ability to
she ever go at you man. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Now I suppose she had a suggestion for the Big
Show right five. Yes, and also we've got our financial report,
our midweek financial report.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Yeah, so plenty going on. It's actually you stick around,
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Speaker 2 (13:28):
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Speaker 4 (13:37):
But otherwise it was good keys smooth.
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Speaker 6 (14:06):
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Speaker 4 (14:08):
Times you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'd like to say that bill There's another one here
from anonymous. Hello fellows, it's Jesu's wife here, Bye babe.
I just wanted to say, can't wait for you to
get home tonight. I can't wait to see you. Ye're right,
(14:39):
gott Y, Yeah, that's definitely what she sounds like. Yeah,
well you would know you talked her on the phone
if you're not that.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
She sounds completely different on the phone, but in Paris
to her she's usually in tears, so you know it
could be.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, speaking of what ah see.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
My wife said telling to me last life, and I
was deeply outraged. But I want to put it to you, fellas,
and get your thoughts on it.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
If you want to put to me, I.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Want to put it to you and see what you think.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
All right, we run up the old flag poles.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, running up the past the.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Chain will.
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and all as well, fellers.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You say that all the time, all as well.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, we started doing that, don't you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It comes from It's from days of your Jase, isn't it.
And it's from feeling. It's from shipping, shipping, forecas and
they shout out, they shout at the time, and all
as well, somebody who's up in the crow's nest.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Now, Allston Fellas, I had something interesting happened to me
last night with my wife.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Congrets the nice work mate, you're the man, thanks philing
big breaking news.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yeah, I think it's this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Your old dog.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Thought, sadly it wasn't that. I've got a sore foot at.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
The moment, right, pretty crucial to that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But she had the audacity, Oh god, and I have
to say that to make a suggestion for the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wow, because that happens, right, because people have been oh,
you should do this on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah yeah, my wife never does that.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
And her suggestion was the right of reply?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, And I went, what do you mean by that, darling,
And she said, well, I think all the wives of
the Big Show boys should have a segment called the
right of Reply? Why to counter this? And I quote,
and I quote from here the tsunami of bullshit that
(17:08):
comes out of your guy's mouths. Wow, And can I
just say fish and foremost I was shocked and appalled
and deeply hurt by the insinuation that any of us
in the show.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Would ever lie about anything.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
I thought you'd say, would even let them have the
right of reply.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Shut it down immediately, and she said, that's a stupid idea.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are you sure she's got the right show?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh, she's got the right show. Easy. And I just
wanted to gauge.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Your guys sort of feeling on that whether or not
you would be comfortable with your wives, maybe, you know,
on separate occasions, having a chance to address some of
the issues that have brought up, you know, in terms
of our marital relationships.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
No video, it was just audio only in your case.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, sure, sure, an idea you're coming for?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
What about you, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I mean that's a good idea. By yeah, does your wife?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I mean, I'm happy for your wife to do a
video and send it into the insta.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What have you suggested to her? Does your life? Does
your wife like free stuff?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
My life?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Well, funnily enough, I'm taking home a free Moroccan lamb pie.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't that You could tell her a text into three
four eight three and she can win a Telly Price
pack and that's where she could do her like sort
of right of reply.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Right, Okay, you know what I mean. But I did.
I did actually have this idea a couple of years ago.
I thought it would be thought that we do a
podcast and we have our wives on there and they
sort of do a battle of the all the weeks.
But you know, great content that we've done. Yes, we're
just coming and support an extent.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Because I was wondering if the audience, you know, listening
at the moment would like that on three four eight three. Yeah,
the wives of the Big Show right of reply.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we've got a document here of heaps of ideas
that we've sent through that we might have done over
the years, and I just did.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Most of them haven't made it to this document, by
the way, now that we've got the WhatsApp Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, true so, but Pugs chucks a lot into him
and we haven't done blah blah blah. And I did
a search for the word wife and there's one hundred
and eighty one results. So the first one is Jason's
appalled that his wife constantly rearranges the shopping trolley. Jace
is genuinely filthy about losing a scrabble game. Absolutely even Stephens.
In the last two words. His wife scores an unbelievable
(19:27):
eighty two points to take the win.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That's happened fifty times.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Jason, his wife had the casino and come out winners.
Jace deliberately loses it scrabble to keep his wife happy.
Jase has lost all enthusiasm for cart hunting, and his
wife is convinced his heart has already been stolen. That
must have been as you're about to buy the teeter Jah,
the Pusia Pugia.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Kezy's wife leaves him in the middle of the night,
sleeps in the spare room.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
You know there's nothing in there about old.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, it's very selective here from Geezy, I think. But
we'll put it to the audience Refo eight three. Will
you be into that or not write a reply? I
mean I've got nothing, you know, to hide or worry about.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, well, everything I say on here is true about
I stand.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
By what I say.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You know what I'm saying, fair Walds, Yeah, yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, we'll wait.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Here's Harry Am The.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
And Kesey The Radio Hodaki Big Show, The scrub up Kesey,
what twenty seven in this past.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Five really slick.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The radio awards that one.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hey, Jason brought up a topic that his wife had
brought up with him last night, which was they deserve
to have their own segment on the show, which is
like a weekly right of reply, and that's to sort
of combat all the parent and quote quotations, the tsunami
of bullshit that gets told about them on The Big Show.
People on three four eight three are pretty keen. I
would love to hear Kesey's wife put him in his
(20:59):
place if in both fellas, let's see it happened. I
would be very interested to hear the right of reply.
That's a note from me. That's a George Costanza World's
colliding situation from Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Well, I don't watch that program, so I wouldn't know
what that means.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's when you don't want to mix the two together.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, no, fair enough, I'll let her know tonight. Yeah,
it wasn't into it.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I would give the Big Show Wife special six poses
out of six.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
See, that's good stuff. And I would love for my
wife to be in here reading the text machine and yeah,
to be craad.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
It doesn't affect your mental health at all.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's good. Mogi. Hey babe, your wife left you a
when she again? Yeah, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Man, how many times does she got?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's like the third time, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
To the point?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, and at some point you just got to pull
the plug and cut the cord.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
That's the thing, man, just cut the cord. Scrawling back
yeah figuratively. Yeah. You mentioned that she might be coming back,
maybe next week. She's been talking about, especially Monday.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Okay, why don't we do some sort of big show
get together at your place before she gets back.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Why would we do that?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well, you know, like the cat's away, your daughter's not there.
It's just old Moggi in the bachelor pad. You can
have all the flowers around.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
We can help you hang pictures and stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
We can do that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But we can have like a sleepover or a bit
of a party or something. That's what I used to
love doing with my parents. What sort of activities are
you thinking? I got a tramp eleen, a trampoline? Yeah, okay, yeah,
I mean I'd be done for that. Can a sprinkler underneath.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Because we could put all the mattresses in there in
the lounge and the trampoline because it's got walls around it,
you see, and you can hang du vets around it. Yeah,
and we could all like wear white outfits.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just the only thing about that is I've got a
bit of a sore foot at the moment.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah you ever saw foot?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't want to be bound sing around too much.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So we're building like a fort.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It's like for you. We could do that when you're
a kid.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We could do what we mates and I did once
in a hotel room and take all the mattress and
pillows and stuff and pile them in the lounge and call.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
It soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
How old were you.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Well, we were touring a show and there was just
a lot of comedians. But how old were you, like,
oh yeah, twenty three? Soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Actually, that reminds me of one time I went to
a mate's wedding and we were sharing a hotel room
with some friends of ours, and we pushed all the
bids together and called it mega bed. No, we are
slipping there together. It's fine. We could do that at
old Mogi's. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, I'd be keen
on that soft world.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, a mess of soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
What other activities, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Ah, no, play some tunes, have a few beers responsibly,
I just have a fun, have a sleepover, talk about girls, okay,
ring some Sure, we could do prank calls.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Will there be where there be snacks and stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Keezy? Well yes, pro I mean yeah, I mean I
want some snack.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I tell you what you could Keezy could go on
on uber Blitz during that weekend and just we could
get on and.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You get to order us heaps.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Of foodber eats.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, uber Blitz Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I'm keen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You're really keen for that, and I reckon we should
do it before your wife.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Gets Okay, what day are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Tomorrow night?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
I'm away?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, what I said, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Away a weekend.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Okay, what about tonight?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I don't tell anyone I could do tonight.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Well, how about if you're going to be away your foot?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
How about if you're away, me and Keysy and Pugson
we go and just hang out at your house. That
sounds because that way we can guarantee that there will
be no one else there.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
When we could have a night together.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, they're not king. Ah, I just want to be
the same nah. I guess yeah, that was just an idea.
I just thought it's a good I was strong. Yeah,
well we could do it once your wife gets back, Magi.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Kisy Cool Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is five forty two in
all as well, and that means it's time for this.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
By GDP Money Confist, Grip the bastards off huge fun
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Speaker 5 (25:33):
Reap, corn rockets, edge fat baby stocks, the financial report
with the Big Show. I can't remember doing that now.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
We're very cognizant of the fact that a lot of
people out there are struggling financially at the moment, and
we thought it might be a very beneficial thing for
the Big Shaw to bring our financial expertise to the
table and how people out.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, it's only just yours, right, you're the expert.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well generally I am, but I mean I want to
discount your guys contributed to learn man, I'm a student
just on the she is he's at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's an investment thing. I'm doing at the moment, what
is it though?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
You invest in she is on the shear market in
either America, Australia New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
So you've got you've got to stop broke your ring
them up on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
No, it's actually.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Wow, my simple return is at one point seven eight
percent at the moment.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So that's a year on year or is that week
on week or day on day on day?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Wow? Which means essentially that I'm running twenty five dollars
in the profit since since yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wow, twenty five dollars in a day.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
So you got two and a half grand and invested
there then, because wow, that's that's holy heck.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Really, Well, you know, I don't like money just lying around.
And this is one of the tips I want to
give to people. You know, savings and all that stuff.
Don't be dumb, Okay, make your money work for you.
And actually having lots of savings is no good to you.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
That's bad.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
What you want is passive income, the achisy where you're
sitting around doing jack and the chicks just keep rolling in.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
That's it's a hard thing to massive. But well, this
is what Jason is so good at you see, and
he'll be able to give some tips on what we
should be invested on. What tips have you got for
us this week?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Cardy Jay, Well, I don't know if you guys have
noticed this, but the old Lotto is up to twenty
mil at the moment. I'd have a bit of a
pride that for a start.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
What would you go with there? Would you go for
a power ball, a power dip or would you go
with the lines of strikers?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well, have you seen they do a power doll up?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well, the the.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Conventional way of thinking is you just have it.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
You know, the chances aren't very high.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
But if you're spending bulls, if you if you spend
five to a five hundred to a grand exactly, your
chances exponentially.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, what about scratches?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Scratches? You look, I'm fond of a scratchy. You've got
some coins line around.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
The trick with a scratch is you buy?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You know? You go in there, you found some change
line around, you go in the you spend you know,
a thousand bucks on scratches at your local j okay
and don't waste your time. This is a tip to
the wires that you don't waste your time scratching the bars.
Did you just hand them straight back over and just
get them to do the serial numbers? Just do swipe.
It saves you all that time. Like, what's the point
of scratching it?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I thought, if you had like a ten dollar corn
and you were scratching it with that, that's you. You
making your money work for you.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I No, you just hand it back and he's making
your money work for you.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Funnily enough, on the scratchees that actually happened to me
where I had a spared dollar and I had a
scratch out one ten k Yeah, immediately gave it back
to the bars, and he'd give me ten thousands, Yeah,
ten thousand of the buses.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Then we'll see he's laughing.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And then what did you win?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
A free ticket?
Speaker 5 (28:46):
And what did that win?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
It was.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, that's good stuff, Jose, I've written down all this.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, no, do well, especially for you keys, because you're
looking to sort of upgrade a little bit, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You move into the property. I've got a higher level
on the property.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Market than you can't give you cap hat. Yeah, yeah,
I wonder if I've got any more ducks on them.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
And maybe you're like another couple of weird hoodies.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You're the one with the weird hoodie god the Hodiking
bing shown podcast.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Mean, I'm on you, brother, Thanks.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Man, guns.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Roses.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
There on the radio, hold Ankie Big Show this thusday
afternoon now, very special treat. Actually we've got pug Son
coming in from Studio B to have a chat with
us after six about an exciting development in his career.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Fellas, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We'll be talking about that. Also, what's on the TV
with me?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah that Yeah, obviously I'm excited. I just thought you'd
say all that. Coming up.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
After sex, I've got a I've got a pretty special
one tonight. So stick around, stick around. I definitely if
you're at home at the moment and you drive away
back to Gunsla and see your family, don't do it.
Don't do it. Stick around, like forty minutes away or
thirty minutes at that time, fliers men, we listen to
the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, you don't want to miss it all that more.
After sex, there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Ike welcome back to your massive bagblones. Hope Thursday's treating
you very nicely. Indeed, i'll tell you what. In Auckland
City at the moment, she's bewdiful.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
As for others. Yeah, what a gorgeous evening.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You're listening to the big show and that's brought to
you by Tooey by the way, who incidentally are bringing
back their world famous tooy billboards.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Man, So if you've got any ideas for that, text
three four eight three for your own billboard and we'll
run it up the flag pole and send it down
the tube. There's actually management, that's right.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
There's actually an eight hundred number you can ring up
as well if you want to complain about I think
it's our eight hundred year, right, you can ring up
and complain about new billboards. Has been some in the
paper already that people aren't happy about. Yeah, we won't
get into that. Actually next week, maybe you're actually maybe
we could spend a few days on that keysy.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay, Yeah, I'll be keen, all right, let's do five
days on okay of days. Also, fellers too were like
you know, in this day and age, she probably couldn't
run a year right campaign and get away with it
into that. They said, yeah, right, because to be honest,
nowadays you can probably deal with a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
That was better. Honestly, it's a tough line, isn't it, Jose.
It's a tough line. I don't have to say it
every time. I'm just trying to get better. Look, you
know that was it was much better. Sort of you're
really downplaying at the air, which is bloody good. We
should each have a crack at it. Yeah, actually you're
mekis the next week, we'll do it every day. Actually,
just do that every day every day next week.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, that'd be good. I'll beat tuning in for that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
For sure, because you're on holiday next week, Ajo.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
I am indeed, Yeah, I mean wow, when I say holiday,
I mean what I saw foot at the moment. So
I probably have to be resting that up a little
bit and dealing with tradees and stuff like that. But yeah,
holiday and all intents and purposes.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Just did you know. I was reading this in the
paper the other day, and you'll find this interesting. People
were saying that too. He couldn't run it to your
right campaign in this day and age. Ye're right, see that, Keysy.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wow, that was amazing. I didn't even realize you were
doing Edmond until so integrated. Yeah, because it seemed like
you were just having a yarn.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Yeah I know, yeah, yeah far out.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Was it actually in the paper or nah, it wasn't
even in the Wow, I don't even read the paper.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
And I didn't even need to know that to make
it work.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Are we going to adjust the podcast out?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Oh yeah, that's yes. So today we had a ripe,
didn't we We did one of our beggest podcasts and
uh went for about an hour an hour and a half.
I thought we should do something a little bit longer.
Then Keysy went to put a disclaimer on the front
of it because it was pure filth. It was literally
the having a Girl Yourself sci It was. It was
(32:45):
very funny and anyway and doing so what having Kezy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I accidentally recorded over the top of having a Girl
Yourself Special and so I went to save it and
it was just my disclaimer, right, and I was like cool,
And we couldn't get it back. And we tried. We
got the guys from Technology onto it, they couldn't get
it back. So there's no podcast today. That's my fault.
There's a little mini one and then that's my fault.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah, totally, it is.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's why I'm front foot against saying my bad fellos.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yeah yeah, and I honestly you probably for the best
some of the stuff that was in that. It was
discussing the reason I was doing what was interesting about it.
We haven't got time.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
He's on the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Kissy super Grass.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon
special True We've got pack sound from Studio B in
the studio with us good A pag Son.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
How are you hey, Jason good Man?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah? Good thanks man.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
What's your middle name? James?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
What's that William?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
William?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
James William, James William Pugson, No, it's Pugsy, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
Pugs is in here, because here he is. You're you know,
you're part of the Hoodky Yummy Boys, which is a
DJ duo. You're b Dilly. However, you're already sort of
stabbing him in the bread back and going off solo.
What's that about?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Are you stabing him in the bread?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
What are you doing that? Pugsand no.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Hell's pug set. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. No, look,
I'm not stabbing him in the back, man, but I am.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Pus sorry.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
I am doing a little solo gig tomorrow night as
part of a larger lineup.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Now Dilly is also on the same lineup. I did
see that as.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Part of his trio that he's a part of me
before or after you he's after. I'm in the amateur slot.
I'm in the eight pm slot, so I'm the first
guy on. But it's my first kind of crack it,
doing it on my own, and I'm pretty excited. It's
happening at a Huba and Ponsonby in Auckland. Yeah, it's
around these ways.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Obviously, if you're not from Auckland, you won't really give
a ship, but we we do because it's old pugst
solo DJ. How are you nervous man?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Absolutely, I mean it probably won't hit me until like
right before I actually go on and do it. A
lot of the time, like I don't get nervous about
these things until it's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So I'm pretty excited. There's a whole bunch of other
great DJs going. We could probably play. Okay, can you
tell me about Big Dilly? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:14):
And he's what is in a three way? Yeah, a
DJ three. He's in a DJ three. I never heard
of that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
It's called The Morning After Chill.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
They met at Broadcasting School in christ Church and they
started doing some stuff down there.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They'd some pretty big things and this is their event.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
So they have organized all the DJs to come aboard
and they've gone.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
So there's going to be two rooms. There'll be a
main room with the main DJs.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
I'm in there at the first slot, and then there's
an open dicks as well, where a whole bunch of
just signed up to come and ever do wa a whacker?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
You know the good question? Do you need somebody to
come and do that? What's that?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Can you come and do it?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Sure me?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I would love for you to be there, man. Yeah,
do you mean scratching?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, scratching. I call it the whacker.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Whacker, that's pretty cool. What kind of vibe you're going for, man,
good question.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I'm going for some pretty yummy stuff, man, Maybe a
little more high tempo in the yummy department.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Some some pretty for people that have no idea what
yummy stuff and high tempo yummy department.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, just something that you would maybe get something miscellaneous
and then do the same two step movement for about
an hour.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, sure, you.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No idea what's going on?
Speaker 5 (36:23):
So this is so you get a you put a
playlist together on spot spot and then he pushed play.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
No, I just downloaded off YouTube to MP three converter
and then just play it off the music and my phone.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my files there just off a laptop speaker.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Good.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Actually, Jace, you'll be fizzling because one of the guys
on there is Dan as well after me.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Dan cool O, Dan Glieballs, Jace, Jase, pugs An't got
you Dan Gliballs.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Cruising today?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Actually just quickly, you guys have got serious beef today.
What's going on? Well, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't use
the word you guys. Actually, pugs Ant, did you put
all that stuff in Jason's bag?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Was that you?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Did you play that prank on him? On him?
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I did folded up some newspapers and put a Ukulelean
there o Uklelean in the bags.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Pretty well, go to Uklean in your big Jason.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
It was morehem coming on here earlier and absolutely stabbing
me in the back talking about it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I'm not worried about it. The time will come.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Let's just say. If people want to know what he did,
check out the Whole Big Show podcast out tonight at
seven thirty, but not the outro because Key made a
hash because I taped over it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kesy.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio Hotarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah, so good.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
I watched the first episode of the TV show You're
ready for this? You'll love this. Keezy the Penguin, Oh,
Colin Farrell, the Penglin. It's based on the the DC
comics Baddie Jace. Yes, the penguin from the Batman series
set in Gotham City there. Indeed, there's no Batman. Batman's
(38:26):
taking a hike, so it's just the penguin. It's sort
of a him becoming the boss. It's sort of they reckon.
It's sort of a little bit like the Sopranos, right,
and it's very very very good, very good. He looks Neon. Yeah,
he looks amazing. He got rid of me. He looks
completely unrecognizable. You'd never known in a million years that
it was him. And yeah, sort of him starting off,
(38:50):
he kills somebody that he probably shouldn't. Then it's him
trying to rise to the top and take over and
be the ruler of Gotham City. Yeah, not my sort
of thing normally, the idea of it. I hate superhero stuff,
but absolutely with a watch great stuff last and it's
made by HBO. Right now, it's good. That's no keys.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, totally. I watched Celebrity Treasure Island last night.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
What the latest episode? Yes, don't tell me what happens.
I'm not going to tell you what happened one episode behind.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Because my wife hmmm, she watches it usually in secret. Yes,
And I've got to say I hated it more than
I thought I would. Right, it just doesn't move me
in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, coming in randomly after like twenty episodes, you.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Just when I mean, you know all the people on there,
they're all fine, good, Okay, it's just.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Like why would you care?
Speaker 4 (39:54):
What if that's stupid?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's not dog squad. You can't come in. Yeah, and
just watch a registrator. But there we'll watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah I did, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Last night, I watched the night before ct I Sland.
Sorry we say ct I in my household. Oh yeah,
just because we talk about it so much.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
What were they doing in that one? Because it might
not have been the latest one last night, it was.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
The one after the boat.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
We doesn't know about it because I didn't seen before.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, you know it was Millan Beard. I want to
go give him a big high five. Yeah, because he
had a real big dog play which I did not
think would pay off, and it paid off massively, And
I was like, Milan, you're freak yeah boy, because he
was like, he's like basically putting himself up, sacrificing himself
to maybe take down two of the toughest players maybe. Yeah,
(40:56):
it was two days old, and he totally does. And
one of them was a friend of mine who was
looking unstoppable.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Oh wow, Yeah, can I say his name? Because I
know you're talking about Why don't you Corporal, That's.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Right, why don't you won every single challenge for like
three weeks? And everyone was like, how what what is
this game? We can't literally can't do anything about it.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
He keeps winning everything.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And then Miller just put himself up with White Egge
this other check and beat both of them all looking
like a big gangly idiot. It was so funny. So
he's the man.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Great.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, so I'd recommend watching not just a random episode
of dissing it, go back to the beginning. Man, do
I can.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Tell you the.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
And Kesey Allison Chains here on the Radio Hot Aki
Big Show this Thursday night almost through the Howdy Jay's
personal hump Day. Now listen, Diamonds on Richmond have been
teaming up with us here at the Big Show, and
they gave us a ten thousand dollar engagement ring to
give away fellas, which was exceedingly generous of them, And
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we want to give it away and we want you
to send in your proposal ideas.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
And they've been flooding in, haven't they keazy?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They certainly have? Well though, just quickly did they give
us a ring? Or do we send people two Diamonds
on Richmond and let them pick out a ten k
engagement ring?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
We've been given a ten thousand dollars ring as my understanding.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I mean my understanding is yeah, maybe I don't know.
We should We'll clarify that in the Edmond area. You
should be across there, minke you know I'm not in
the admin on the end of the administe.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Dude, I'm amazed you brought that up without without knowing that.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Kezy, what do you mean You do it all the
time on your behalf. You guys literally do it every show.
I do it once and it's like a big deal.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Yeah, well, you're in control of the admin.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I'm not in control of the admin. The admin is
there for all I know. Your point is you can't
control the admin. You can only really harm.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
That's why you've always had such respect for the edmund totally.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
And I like the way with the ADMIN when you
go in and someone's rettin admin, then you fix it
up a bit.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
You've got to ride the air and wave.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah you're awesome, Keysy, good on you man.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
It is so passionizing.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You would ever be able to just say, like a
genuinely nice compliment on the radio show to be Keysy
without a stupid look on your face.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
If you go back through our history, there's many compliments.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
It's true. Remember that time that you guys had that
really embarrassing and cringey hug. I remember that? Yeah, yeah,
well that was that actually made me think that you
guys should get married.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Hey, speaking of which, Diamonds on Richmond have given us
a ten k engagement ring.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
And it's been independently valued. Oh yeah, two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
It's got up.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah. That's the thing with diamonds, they appreciate Keysy. You
won't know that because you brought your wife one of
those imitation bastards.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
And I'll tell you what, whoever gets it will certainly
appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
They will.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And the thing is you can't put a price on
love keesy, No, of course, and I won'dn't even try to.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Can we get to the stories please?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'm trying to as an admin blockade up at the moment.
So if you would like to win that and also
win the assistance of the Big Show in terms of
the Big Day, the proposal, hod you dot co dotts
you get yourself from draw there and tell us how
you plan to do it. Here we go. I haven't
made any plans yet. This is from anonymous. I haven't
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made any plans yet, but I know she wants a
ring sooner or later, so hopefully if I win, I
can give her what she deserves because she's the best
thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, sorry about that. That's lame.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, I thought at all not happening.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
You can't just say, oh, I guess I should give
a ring at some point, and she's a backbone. That's
not You're not getting ten thousand dollars ring valued at
two million dollars for that.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, it's just a diffident, and that's just a heads up. Yeah,
get a fellow's anonymous here. Sorry about that. Last one
from my brother anonymous. My one's way more's more clever.
It starts out with a beautiful morning walk on a
beautiful West Coast beach, just the two of us to predict,
just the two of us hand in hand, and then
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all of a sudden, a helicopter comes in over the
twelve apostles and lands on the beach and waves us over.
We hop on board. The helicopter flies us down to
friends Joseph and I pop the question on top of friends,
Joseph's Glacier.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Friends, Joseph Glacier. It's not friends, Joseph.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, I apologize for that, but when does the big
show come and do that?
Speaker 5 (45:30):
We're flying the helicop.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I thought we're in a bush. Yeah, bush. Then
we jump out and shout back.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Here we jump out and shout my wife. Yeah. By
the way, if you go to Diamonds on Richmond and
shout at them, they will pay the GST for you.
Make sure you do that before October twenty fifth, to
save me, to save Yeah, Mike, go to Diamonds on
Richmond and yell helicopter.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
And what do I get a free ring?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Just do that.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hoover kids shout at the time as original the whole.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
There you get your mad basset's boy, have we delivered today? Fellows?
What a show.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
It's been so good.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
It's been amazing, it's been next level. Your favorite part,
Oh look, it's one of those shows where I didn't
have a favorite part. The whole show in and of
itself was my favorite part.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You know, the show wouldn't have worked if you took
any of the parts out exactly would have fallen over
so well. It was just so well constructed.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
My favorite one was the sleepover yarn.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Oh it was good. Yeah. People will be talking about.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
That for years and they were they're really strong out.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
But if we do yeah yeah yeah, if we even
when we do a best of you know, like let's
say just goes away and it's just your immediately keys
and we've got zero chemistry, but we could just play
some old hits from this week, particularly the show.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah yeah, or just on that I am gonna be
away week?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
When for the week next week?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah? Yeah, it's you and Mogi. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Got some ideas. Were gonna we can do work on
the you and me easy? Okay?
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Can you still send through ideas though?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Look, I'm going to be busy and I've got a
bit of a sore foot at the moment, so I
body need to get that sorted out.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Mogi, what are your plans tonight? Mate?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Go to clean the dog? Wash the dog. I guess
you'd say is I'm got to wash the dog. I've
got to uh what else I'm going to put up
that picture? Yes, God damn it? Put the knife back
drop the knife in the drawer, not in the end
with the towels. It would be a bit of a
surprise to my daughter. I was singing about tidy in
my daughter's room. But she can do that when she
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gets home. A yeah, fair enough, Yeah thanks mate about it?
I imagine, yeah nice kezy.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
My wife and I will have dinner together and then
I think it is Pokemond tonight. Actually, actually last night
we made the spicy noodle.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Thing that's a spacey meatball.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
And turns out we went to get the porkmand sends
out I was chicken. Min's a what the hell? Still
young though, So we we have dinner, we'll watch Slipperties,
and then at thirty sharp I'll be watching Game of
two halves on Sky.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Sports, and I'll watch it tonight because I think, oh, kizy,
I'm hosting, he's hosting. He's the host with the most Sari.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Can you remind me to watch games? Have thirty open
sky space open one?
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, what about you, Jason.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I'm trying to chill out, man, probably go to beer early, okay, yeah,
and then I eat some food obviously, oh yeah yeah,
and then one one never game of Scrabble tonight, actually
just with my wife.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Get your beans, get my beans.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
As usual, get a hiding.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah what he Jay likes your hiding.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Do you want to sign off? We never usually go
this long. The music stopped.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh, if you want, we'll go on see it
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers two from bringing back
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Speaker 2 (00:04):
And a world Gone man.
Speaker 1 (00:06):
Yeah right, it's time to emphasize this is.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
The biggest, biggest, biggest, this is the biggest, biggest, shot big.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
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Speaker 3 (00:18):
And I'll give our your mad Barsid's great to have
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Speaker 4 (00:43):
Mate, loving the T shirt.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Mate, it's a white T shirt today and it's very very.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Snug New Zealand.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
And it's very very cold in the studio. In fact,
I just put my puffa on and there is some
serious nipple action going on the Austallion House life.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Yeah, I'm pretty grassy, mad Dog your six son of
a bee. I'm never too sure because I was I
was blessed or cursed, I guess you could say, depending
on what you're into with nipples that do stiffen depending
on the temperature in the room. They stiffened than they hold,
and they always made me a little bit self conscious.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well it's because they look like burn meat patties.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Sorry, they stiffer than they hold.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
They stiffend and hold the position.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Right, okay, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
And there's not often something you see on a man. No,
how do you feel about it?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
You like?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Do you like what you see?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Me?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
Like me? Like Maggie Keezy?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Speaking of nets, No, don't, speaking of.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
Don't see how are you mad?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Basiard loving that sweitchhep man? Very casual, very comfortable looking.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh okay, yeah good, that's probably the nicest throw you've done. Actually, yeah, no,
I am quite casual and comfortable today. But in a
pretty one of those days, we just get a lot
of stuff done and then you feel quite good afterwards.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
You know. If there's one thing I know about you, Kezy,
you are ace on the old admin mate and getting
stuffed done. Don't stand man, I'm just saying you're very good.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
You're not good on it because what they're trying to
do here is set me up to be the guy
that does all the Edmund by telling me I'm good
at it.
Speaker 5 (02:15):
The thing about Edmund Kesey is some people have got
a gift for it and others don't. You've got to
but Jason's got the gift of the gab. Well, yeah,
you know what have you got? I've got the gift
of the gab. Jason's got the gift of the God. Yeah,
and you're got the gift of the Edmund brother. You
just know how it just rolls off your tongue, what
the Edmund? The Edmund brother? Lially just on that.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Keep an eye foruntill he's year right campaign bringing it
back because in this Dame age everyone could use a laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
Can you stop saying that it's just it's written. I know,
I feel like I know we've got but we've got to,
you know, put a few bells and whistles on it.
That'll be Jas with his gift of the God.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
Also that can I tell you can?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
How about this one? Have it?
Speaker 5 (02:56):
This one?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
As the self proclaimed a river in Voice of the Nation,
till he reckons the world's gotten a bit too serious?
Speaker 5 (03:03):
Yeah right, that's the way you do it is good right?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Because I was worried I was sort of sucking the
life out of it. Oh, okay, that's the best one
you've done.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
I can just tell you're gonna have a great show
at a Keys.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What the hell does that mean?
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Nirvana there on the radio. Hold Archy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock.
A few texts on three four eight three.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
Yeah, Jason, you're doing some admon elia around two in
the year the year right campaign. Sure, a couple of
good ones have come through here. It's always smooth sailing
on the cook straight. Yeah, right, because.
Speaker 5 (03:46):
It's not off.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Yeah, it's quite choppy, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Quite, that's right, it's clever.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
That's from a lot of big swells.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
I get through their keys.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
That's right. You gotta be careful, al right.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Yeah, this one here, this one's from anonymous, The Big
Show without the admin.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
You're right, m Yeah, it'll be like The Big Show
with that kezy. That wouldn't work. Yeah, it wouldn't, wouldn't.
Why do you look like it would work?
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Would I said it wouldn't work?
Speaker 5 (04:13):
Easy?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Okay, I'm not doing that. You're winking. Oh, that's why
I'm here just to do the admin A. Uh, are
you right handed? Yeah right. It's like a clever conversation
between how are you breaking news? This is breaking news?
Over to you, mogi. Hey, good news everybody that this
(04:36):
good news. This is good news. We've got a good news.
This is good news.
Speaker 5 (04:45):
The Pacific Championships campaign took a bit of a turn
for the Kiwi's j with the delim winning half back
Jerome Hughes ruled out his head fell off.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah, so he's got to do back.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
In the day.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
That wouldn't matter to people. You know, he'd still play.
Speaker 5 (05:05):
They're not hard bastards, you know.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yes, true.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
So they put the call out to Gary Freeman. Wow,
he said no because he's about seventy two now. But
Shawn Johnson will be making his comeback at halfback the
two hundred and fifty eight game. N RL legend didn't
hesitate when asked to come back and help his country out.
(05:28):
Bloody good news.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Yeah, good news. Well just in terms of the New
Zealand side. And the person that said this will remain anonymous,
no nonymou, but they were talking about the New Zealand
League side yesterday out in the office.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
The end.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, Joel Joel, and he said the New Zealand side
is shit.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I don't it seems crazy.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
I don't know enough about league to know whether it
is or not. What was your guys view on that.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
I would never say something like that. I mean, it's
a shame that quite a lot. Obviously, Jerome Hughes was
the best player in the NRAL this season. Him not
being available, I'm not surprised he didn't look healthy in
the final on Sunday. There's also quite a few good
players from the Sharks who are unavailable. You're Smith's unavailable,
Brandon Smith, the cheese, you know, you're modalos these kind
of guy. So after hearing that and then hearing Jerome
(06:22):
Hugheses out, I'm like, who's going to be in the
halves for us? You know what the heck's And then
all of a sudden, Sean Johnson who has just retired.
The only thing I'm worried about Mogi is he kind
of one season after almost winning the delim being pipped
at the post by Klan Ponga, he then retires one
season later, which makes me think it's clearly got to
do with like a niggling injury or something. And it
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makes me think that he's still not one hundred percent,
but he's saying yes because we need him.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
I think he's not one hundred percent. Yeah, but you
get to come back and it's not like coming back
and playing, you know, for the Warrior or the Nines
or something like that. You get to play represent your country,
which is just a few games. And it's been a
little while since he's done that, and I think it'll
be It's a hell of a tournament. I think that's
the beauty of it as well. It's just such a
great tournament and probably like to have. It's a pretty
good way to go out.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
A really good way.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
And I've also got this perception, rightly or wrongly, Fellas,
and you can correct me on this, that a lot
of the players now are going back to.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Their islands of origin.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Your tongue's your sam mohers and those sides now seem
to me to be growing in strength. Is that a
fair comment? Which is awesome because Tonga is an awesome
rugby league side.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
But the thing is, if you play for tom that
means you can't play state of origin, which means you
don't get a big paycheck.
Speaker 5 (07:36):
Now, I think that's not right. They changed it. Tonga
and some more are still regarded as Tier two nations,
so you can play for them, and you can continue
to play for Keiwis. You can't, that's right, and you
get paid a hell of a lot of money to
play State of Oregon.
Speaker 7 (07:52):
So well, that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Means teams like Tonga and somewhat those players don't have
to worry about not being able to play State of Origin.
They still can. However, none of the Kiwis can, so
they have to choose. For example, Kaylan Ponger, he's a Keiwik, Yeah,
but he's played State of Origin. He'd rather do that
than play for the game.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
If they choose State of Origin over their country, they
need a hoody j slapping is what they need.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Okay, Well, I mean they all live over and Nozzie
anyway and make lots of money.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
What even the.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Warriors, No, they don't play State of borrow some of
them do, actually.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
One of them did. Yeah, yeah, Jimmy had a good chat.
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Just in the break there we were discussing. Jace just
(09:06):
brought up to an emogie that today just before what
just before the flooring guy was coming around to install
the rubber lino in your.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
Well, put a little bit of concrete down first, right, okay,
concrete spray.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Really, I was like waterproofing or something.
Speaker 5 (09:24):
Let's not get the railed here, ye, just concrete spray chap.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeh okay, it's a good point. We'll say that. And
Jace was, ah, so keazy. We could have played golf
today after yeah, yeah, And then Mike you were how
many times you guys played?
Speaker 5 (09:36):
And I knew, damn well how many times you played?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
We played once three or four weeks ago, after Jay
saying he's keen as we probably go out weekly, maybe
even twice a week, and you know, I'm really excited
to get I've got my club's keysy everyone to play
blah blah blah every single time something comes up. And
then I said, oh, we could have played today. Jason's like, yeah,
although I do have a sore foot. Yeah, which was news?
Which is which is Bret? Actually that's brand news, this
(10:01):
is breaking news. Jason's gonna saw foot. You're good man?
How's your foot?
Speaker 3 (10:08):
Can I firstly start by saying, have you guys not
watched me hobbling around the place?
Speaker 5 (10:15):
Your gait is a tragedy regardless of what's going on
with your individual day by day personal health.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
I'm almost tempted to bring pugsan and because he actually
asked me what's wrong with your foot? Because he saw
me in grave pain?
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well did he did he get an answer? Because we've
just asked you and you're babbled on for dead.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
I slipped on my deck and I don't know what
my dead. I don't know what that well it could
be and I've just twisted it or something.
Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's very painful? Did I not say that to you?
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Pagsan?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 8 (10:48):
I've never heard you talking about it a week skipping
in work in the office.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Man, you're going to regret that it's good? So are
you just just give it to me straight Jase? Are
you making stuff up because you don't want to go?
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Just give it to key straight hand.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm barred up for it. I've got a new trolley,
I've got new clubs, I've got golf shoes. My wife
bought me waterproof jacket even and the trolley by the
way for my birth trade. And can I point out
that we had a second date and then I arrived
(11:26):
at the course and it was closed, true or false?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Keysy, No, that's true. But you, for all I know,
you could have looked ahead and gone all the courses closed.
This would be a good way for me to be Oh,
because he loved doing that.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Oh damn, that's what I did. Look, I don't even
think one or two times a week when I'm back
to full form. And also that's been it's been exacerbated
by the fact that and we've made a few weather
calls as well.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
To be fair, you have and also I'm.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Getting seriously they're all j I'll be like, let's play that.
It's a bit windy. Oh like yeah, it's all like,
let's just get out there, man, who.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
We're kidding our on? Sweet done.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
So I'm dealing with a lot of trades and I'm
having to let them in and out and all that job.
So it's been quite tricky to get the time to
play golf, right, and I'm seriously into it.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
I love golf.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
All right, how about how about Monday?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
I'm on holidays, so, oh god.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
The Hidiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.
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Gorilla's there on the Radio Hoedarchy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
This what is it?
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Thursday afternoon? The time is four fifty seven.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Hey, don't forget coming up after five. We've got plenty
going on here on the Hidarky Big Show, including jac
your wife has had a bit of a go at
you and she wants a sort of the ability to
she ever go at you man. Congratulations, thank you.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Now I suppose she had a suggestion for the Big
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our midweek financial report.
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Yeah, so plenty going on. It's actually you stick around,
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Speaker 6 (14:06):
Watches as three.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Times you're right.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
I'd like to say that bill There's another one here
from anonymous. Hello fellows, it's Jesu's wife here, Bye babe.
I just wanted to say, can't wait for you to
get home tonight. I can't wait to see you. Ye're right,
(14:39):
gott Y, Yeah, that's definitely what she sounds like. Yeah,
well you would know you talked her on the phone
if you're not that.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
She sounds completely different on the phone, but in Paris
to her she's usually in tears, so you know it
could be.
Speaker 2 (14:54):
Yeah, speaking of what ah see.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
My wife said telling to me last life, and I
was deeply outraged. But I want to put it to you, fellas,
and get your thoughts on it.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
If you want to put to me, I.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Want to put it to you and see what you think.
Speaker 2 (15:14):
All right, we run up the old flag poles.
Speaker 4 (15:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, running up the past the.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Chain will.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
DC Hodiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
And Kisy smashing pumpkins there on the radio Hot Hockey
Big Show this Thursday afternoon, fifteen minutes past five o'clock
and all as well, fellers.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
You say that all the time, all as well.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
Yeah, we started doing that, don't you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:42):
It comes from It's from days of your Jase, isn't it.
And it's from feeling. It's from shipping, shipping, forecas and
they shout out, they shout at the time, and all
as well, somebody who's up in the crow's nest.
Speaker 4 (15:57):
Yes, exactly exactly.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Now, Allston Fellas, I had something interesting happened to me
last night with my wife.
Speaker 5 (16:04):
Congrets the nice work mate, you're the man, thanks philing
big breaking news.
Speaker 2 (16:12):
Oh yeah, I think it's this is breaking news.
Speaker 5 (16:18):
Your old dog.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, I would have.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
Thought, sadly it wasn't that. I've got a sore foot at.
Speaker 2 (16:24):
The moment, right, pretty crucial to that. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
But she had the audacity, Oh god, and I have
to say that to make a suggestion for the Big Show.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Wow, because that happens, right, because people have been oh,
you should do this on the Big Show.
Speaker 4 (16:40):
Yeah yeah, my wife never does that.
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
And her suggestion was the right of reply?
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Yes, And I went, what do you mean by that, darling,
And she said, well, I think all the wives of
the Big Show boys should have a segment called the
right of Reply? Why to counter this? And I quote,
and I quote from here the tsunami of bullshit that
(17:08):
comes out of your guy's mouths. Wow, And can I
just say fish and foremost I was shocked and appalled
and deeply hurt by the insinuation that any of us
in the show.
Speaker 4 (17:20):
Would ever lie about anything.
Speaker 5 (17:23):
I thought you'd say, would even let them have the
right of reply.
Speaker 4 (17:26):
I mean, I.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Shut it down immediately, and she said, that's a stupid idea.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
Are you sure she's got the right show?
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Oh, she's got the right show. Easy. And I just
wanted to gauge.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Your guys sort of feeling on that whether or not
you would be comfortable with your wives, maybe, you know,
on separate occasions, having a chance to address some of
the issues that have brought up, you know, in terms
of our marital relationships.
Speaker 5 (17:50):
No video, it was just audio only in your case.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
Yeah, sure, sure, an idea you're coming for?
Speaker 4 (17:56):
What about you, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (17:57):
I mean that's a good idea. By yeah, does your wife?
Speaker 3 (18:01):
I mean, I'm happy for your wife to do a
video and send it into the insta.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
What have you suggested to her? Does your life? Does
your wife like free stuff?
Speaker 5 (18:12):
My life?
Speaker 3 (18:14):
Well, funnily enough, I'm taking home a free Moroccan lamb pie.
Speaker 2 (18:21):
Don't that You could tell her a text into three
four eight three and she can win a Telly Price
pack and that's where she could do her like sort
of right of reply.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
Right, Okay, you know what I mean. But I did.
I did actually have this idea a couple of years ago.
I thought it would be thought that we do a
podcast and we have our wives on there and they
sort of do a battle of the all the weeks.
But you know, great content that we've done. Yes, we're
just coming and support an extent.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
Because I was wondering if the audience, you know, listening
at the moment would like that on three four eight three. Yeah,
the wives of the Big Show right of reply.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
So we've got a document here of heaps of ideas
that we've sent through that we might have done over
the years, and I just did.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Most of them haven't made it to this document, by
the way, now that we've got the WhatsApp Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, true so, but Pugs chucks a lot into him
and we haven't done blah blah blah. And I did
a search for the word wife and there's one hundred
and eighty one results. So the first one is Jason's
appalled that his wife constantly rearranges the shopping trolley. Jace
is genuinely filthy about losing a scrabble game. Absolutely even Stephens.
In the last two words. His wife scores an unbelievable
(19:27):
eighty two points to take the win.
Speaker 5 (19:29):
That's happened fifty times.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
Jason, his wife had the casino and come out winners.
Jace deliberately loses it scrabble to keep his wife happy.
Jase has lost all enthusiasm for cart hunting, and his
wife is convinced his heart has already been stolen. That
must have been as you're about to buy the teeter Jah,
the Pusia Pugia.
Speaker 3 (19:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:50):
Kezy's wife leaves him in the middle of the night,
sleeps in the spare room.
Speaker 5 (19:53):
You know there's nothing in there about old.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Yeah, it's very selective here from Geezy, I think. But
we'll put it to the audience Refo eight three. Will
you be into that or not write a reply? I
mean I've got nothing, you know, to hide or worry about.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Yeah, well, everything I say on here is true about
I stand.
Speaker 4 (20:11):
By what I say.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
You know what I'm saying, fair Walds, Yeah, yeah, I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (20:16):
Well, we'll wait.
Speaker 4 (20:17):
Here's Harry Am The.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Hodarky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
And Kesey The Radio Hodaki Big Show, The scrub up Kesey,
what twenty seven in this past.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Five really slick.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
The radio awards that one.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Hey, Jason brought up a topic that his wife had
brought up with him last night, which was they deserve
to have their own segment on the show, which is
like a weekly right of reply, and that's to sort
of combat all the parent and quote quotations, the tsunami
of bullshit that gets told about them on The Big Show.
People on three four eight three are pretty keen. I
would love to hear Kesey's wife put him in his
(20:59):
place if in both fellas, let's see it happened. I
would be very interested to hear the right of reply.
That's a note from me. That's a George Costanza World's
colliding situation from Seinfeld.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Well, I don't watch that program, so I wouldn't know
what that means.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
It's when you don't want to mix the two together.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah, no, fair enough, I'll let her know tonight. Yeah,
it wasn't into it.
Speaker 5 (21:23):
I would give the Big Show Wife special six poses
out of six.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
See, that's good stuff. And I would love for my
wife to be in here reading the text machine and yeah,
to be craad.
Speaker 5 (21:32):
It doesn't affect your mental health at all.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
That's good. Mogi. Hey babe, your wife left you a
when she again? Yeah, sorry to hear that.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
Man, how many times does she got?
Speaker 2 (21:43):
It's like the third time, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
To the point?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, and at some point you just got to pull
the plug and cut the cord.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
That's the thing, man, just cut the cord. Scrawling back
yeah figuratively. Yeah. You mentioned that she might be coming back,
maybe next week. She's been talking about, especially Monday.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
Monday.
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Okay, why don't we do some sort of big show
get together at your place before she gets back.
Speaker 5 (22:07):
Why would we do that?
Speaker 2 (22:08):
Well, you know, like the cat's away, your daughter's not there.
It's just old Moggi in the bachelor pad. You can
have all the flowers around.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
We can help you hang pictures and stuff.
Speaker 5 (22:18):
We can do that.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
But we can have like a sleepover or a bit
of a party or something. That's what I used to
love doing with my parents. What sort of activities are
you thinking? I got a tramp eleen, a trampoline? Yeah, okay, yeah,
I mean I'd be done for that. Can a sprinkler underneath.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Because we could put all the mattresses in there in
the lounge and the trampoline because it's got walls around it,
you see, and you can hang du vets around it. Yeah,
and we could all like wear white outfits.
Speaker 3 (22:53):
Just the only thing about that is I've got a
bit of a sore foot at the moment.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah you ever saw foot?
Speaker 5 (22:58):
All right?
Speaker 4 (22:59):
I don't want to be bound sing around too much.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
So we're building like a fort.
Speaker 5 (23:03):
It's like for you. We could do that when you're
a kid.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:06):
Cool.
Speaker 3 (23:06):
We could do what we mates and I did once
in a hotel room and take all the mattress and
pillows and stuff and pile them in the lounge and call.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
It soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
How old were you.
Speaker 3 (23:20):
Well, we were touring a show and there was just
a lot of comedians. But how old were you, like,
oh yeah, twenty three? Soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Actually, that reminds me of one time I went to
a mate's wedding and we were sharing a hotel room
with some friends of ours, and we pushed all the
bids together and called it mega bed. No, we are
slipping there together. It's fine. We could do that at
old Mogi's. That sounds pretty good. Yeah, I'd be keen
on that soft world.
Speaker 5 (23:46):
Yeah, a mess of soft world.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (23:47):
What other activities, Keezy?
Speaker 2 (23:49):
Ah, no, play some tunes, have a few beers responsibly,
I just have a fun, have a sleepover, talk about girls, okay,
ring some Sure, we could do prank calls.
Speaker 4 (24:01):
Will there be where there be snacks and stuff?
Speaker 2 (24:04):
Keezy? Well yes, pro I mean yeah, I mean I
want some snack.
Speaker 3 (24:10):
I tell you what you could Keezy could go on
on uber Blitz during that weekend and just we could
get on and.
Speaker 4 (24:17):
You get to order us heaps.
Speaker 2 (24:18):
Of foodber eats.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, uber Blitz Yeah, yeah, yeah, No, I'm keen.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
You're really keen for that, and I reckon we should
do it before your wife.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Gets Okay, what day are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (24:28):
Tomorrow night?
Speaker 5 (24:29):
I'm away?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
Okay, what I said, I'm.
Speaker 5 (24:32):
Away a weekend.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Okay, what about tonight?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
I don't tell anyone I could do tonight.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
Well, how about if you're going to be away your foot?
Speaker 3 (24:40):
How about if you're away, me and Keysy and Pugson
we go and just hang out at your house. That
sounds because that way we can guarantee that there will
be no one else there.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
When we could have a night together.
Speaker 5 (24:54):
Yeah, they're not king. Ah, I just want to be
the same nah. I guess yeah, that was just an idea.
I just thought it's a good I was strong. Yeah,
well we could do it once your wife gets back, Magi.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Kisy Cool Jam there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Thursday afternoon. The time is five forty two in
all as well, and that means it's time for this.
Speaker 9 (25:25):
By GDP Money Confist, Grip the bastards off huge fun
foodstaff stocks, exchange.
Speaker 5 (25:33):
Reap, corn rockets, edge fat baby stocks, the financial report
with the Big Show. I can't remember doing that now.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
We're very cognizant of the fact that a lot of
people out there are struggling financially at the moment, and
we thought it might be a very beneficial thing for
the Big Shaw to bring our financial expertise to the
table and how people out.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Well, it's only just yours, right, you're the expert.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Well generally I am, but I mean I want to
discount your guys contributed to learn man, I'm a student
just on the she is he's at the moment.
Speaker 4 (26:09):
It's an investment thing. I'm doing at the moment, what
is it though?
Speaker 5 (26:12):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
You invest in she is on the shear market in
either America, Australia New Zealand.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
So you've got you've got to stop broke your ring
them up on the phone.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
No, it's actually.
Speaker 3 (26:23):
Wow, my simple return is at one point seven eight
percent at the moment.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
So that's a year on year or is that week
on week or day on day on day?
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Wow? Which means essentially that I'm running twenty five dollars
in the profit since since yesterday.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Wow, twenty five dollars in a day.
Speaker 3 (26:43):
Wow.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
So you got two and a half grand and invested
there then, because wow, that's that's holy heck.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Really, Well, you know, I don't like money just lying around.
And this is one of the tips I want to
give to people. You know, savings and all that stuff.
Don't be dumb, Okay, make your money work for you.
And actually having lots of savings is no good to you.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
That's bad.
Speaker 5 (27:06):
What you want is passive income, the achisy where you're
sitting around doing jack and the chicks just keep rolling in.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Right.
Speaker 5 (27:12):
That's it's a hard thing to massive. But well, this
is what Jason is so good at you see, and
he'll be able to give some tips on what we
should be invested on. What tips have you got for
us this week?
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Cardy Jay, Well, I don't know if you guys have
noticed this, but the old Lotto is up to twenty
mil at the moment. I'd have a bit of a
pride that for a start.
Speaker 5 (27:30):
What would you go with there? Would you go for
a power ball, a power dip or would you go
with the lines of strikers?
Speaker 2 (27:36):
Well, have you seen they do a power doll up?
Speaker 4 (27:39):
Well, the the.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
Conventional way of thinking is you just have it.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
You know, the chances aren't very high.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
But if you're spending bulls, if you if you spend
five to a five hundred to a grand exactly, your
chances exponentially.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
Okay, what about scratches?
Speaker 3 (27:56):
Scratches? You look, I'm fond of a scratchy. You've got
some coins line around.
Speaker 5 (28:00):
The trick with a scratch is you buy?
Speaker 3 (28:02):
So?
Speaker 5 (28:02):
You know? You go in there, you found some change
line around, you go in the you spend you know,
a thousand bucks on scratches at your local j okay
and don't waste your time. This is a tip to
the wires that you don't waste your time scratching the bars.
Did you just hand them straight back over and just
get them to do the serial numbers? Just do swipe.
It saves you all that time. Like, what's the point
of scratching it?
Speaker 2 (28:23):
I thought, if you had like a ten dollar corn
and you were scratching it with that, that's you. You
making your money work for you.
Speaker 3 (28:27):
You know what.
Speaker 5 (28:27):
I No, you just hand it back and he's making
your money work for you.
Speaker 6 (28:30):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Funnily enough, on the scratchees that actually happened to me
where I had a spared dollar and I had a
scratch out one ten k Yeah, immediately gave it back
to the bars, and he'd give me ten thousands, Yeah,
ten thousand of the buses.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
Then we'll see he's laughing.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
And then what did you win?
Speaker 4 (28:44):
A free ticket?
Speaker 5 (28:46):
And what did that win?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Nothing?
Speaker 7 (28:48):
It was.
Speaker 2 (28:51):
Well, that's good stuff, Jose, I've written down all this.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Yeah, no, do well, especially for you keys, because you're
looking to sort of upgrade a little bit, aren't you.
Speaker 4 (28:58):
You move into the property. I've got a higher level
on the property.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
Market than you can't give you cap hat. Yeah, yeah,
I wonder if I've got any more ducks on them.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
And maybe you're like another couple of weird hoodies.
Speaker 1 (29:11):
You're the one with the weird hoodie god the Hodiking
bing shown podcast.
Speaker 5 (29:16):
Mean, I'm on you, brother, Thanks.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
Man, guns.
Speaker 4 (29:20):
Roses.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
There on the radio, hold Ankie Big Show this thusday
afternoon now, very special treat. Actually we've got pug Son
coming in from Studio B to have a chat with
us after six about an exciting development in his career.
Speaker 2 (29:33):
Fellas, that's exciting.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
We'll be talking about that. Also, what's on the TV
with me?
Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah that Yeah, obviously I'm excited. I just thought you'd
say all that. Coming up.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
After sex, I've got a I've got a pretty special
one tonight. So stick around, stick around. I definitely if
you're at home at the moment and you drive away
back to Gunsla and see your family, don't do it.
Don't do it. Stick around, like forty minutes away or
thirty minutes at that time, fliers men, we listen to
the Big Show.
Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, you don't want to miss it all that more.
After sex, there you go.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (30:13):
Ike welcome back to your massive bagblones. Hope Thursday's treating
you very nicely. Indeed, i'll tell you what. In Auckland
City at the moment, she's bewdiful.
Speaker 4 (30:22):
As for others. Yeah, what a gorgeous evening.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
You're listening to the big show and that's brought to
you by Tooey by the way, who incidentally are bringing
back their world famous tooy billboards.
Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:33):
Man, So if you've got any ideas for that, text
three four eight three for your own billboard and we'll
run it up the flag pole and send it down
the tube. There's actually management, that's right.
Speaker 5 (30:42):
There's actually an eight hundred number you can ring up
as well if you want to complain about I think
it's our eight hundred year, right, you can ring up
and complain about new billboards. Has been some in the
paper already that people aren't happy about. Yeah, we won't
get into that. Actually next week, maybe you're actually maybe
we could spend a few days on that keysy.
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Okay, Yeah, I'll be keen, all right, let's do five
days on okay of days. Also, fellers too were like
you know, in this day and age, she probably couldn't
run a year right campaign and get away with it
into that. They said, yeah, right, because to be honest,
nowadays you can probably deal with a bit of a laugh.
Speaker 5 (31:14):
That was better. Honestly, it's a tough line, isn't it, Jose.
It's a tough line. I don't have to say it
every time. I'm just trying to get better. Look, you
know that was it was much better. Sort of you're
really downplaying at the air, which is bloody good. We
should each have a crack at it. Yeah, actually you're
mekis the next week, we'll do it every day. Actually,
just do that every day every day next week.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, that'd be good. I'll beat tuning in for that.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
For sure, because you're on holiday next week, Ajo.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
I am indeed, Yeah, I mean wow, when I say holiday,
I mean what I saw foot at the moment. So
I probably have to be resting that up a little
bit and dealing with tradees and stuff like that. But yeah,
holiday and all intents and purposes.
Speaker 5 (31:52):
Just did you know. I was reading this in the
paper the other day, and you'll find this interesting. People
were saying that too. He couldn't run it to your
right campaign in this day and age. Ye're right, see that, Keysy.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Wow, that was amazing. I didn't even realize you were
doing Edmond until so integrated. Yeah, because it seemed like
you were just having a yarn.
Speaker 5 (32:11):
Yeah I know, yeah, yeah far out.
Speaker 2 (32:13):
Was it actually in the paper or nah, it wasn't
even in the Wow, I don't even read the paper.
Speaker 3 (32:19):
And I didn't even need to know that to make
it work.
Speaker 2 (32:23):
Are we going to adjust the podcast out?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Oh yeah, that's yes. So today we had a ripe,
didn't we We did one of our beggest podcasts and
uh went for about an hour an hour and a half.
I thought we should do something a little bit longer.
Then Keysy went to put a disclaimer on the front
of it because it was pure filth. It was literally
the having a Girl Yourself sci It was. It was
(32:45):
very funny and anyway and doing so what having Kezy.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
I accidentally recorded over the top of having a Girl
Yourself Special and so I went to save it and
it was just my disclaimer, right, and I was like cool,
And we couldn't get it back. And we tried. We
got the guys from Technology onto it, they couldn't get
it back. So there's no podcast today. That's my fault.
There's a little mini one and then that's my fault.
Speaker 5 (33:04):
Yeah, totally, it is.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
That's why I'm front foot against saying my bad fellos.
Speaker 5 (33:09):
Yeah yeah, and I honestly you probably for the best
some of the stuff that was in that. It was
discussing the reason I was doing what was interesting about it.
We haven't got time.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
He's on the Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (33:29):
Kissy super Grass.
Speaker 3 (33:31):
Here on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon
special True We've got pack sound from Studio B in
the studio with us good A pag Son.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
How are you hey, Jason good Man?
Speaker 5 (33:40):
How are you?
Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah? Good thanks man.
Speaker 5 (33:42):
What's your middle name? James?
Speaker 2 (33:43):
What's that William?
Speaker 5 (33:44):
William?
Speaker 2 (33:45):
James William, James William Pugson, No, it's Pugsy, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway,
Pugs is in here, because here he is. You're you know,
you're part of the Hoodky Yummy Boys, which is a
DJ duo. You're b Dilly. However, you're already sort of
stabbing him in the bread back and going off solo.
What's that about?
Speaker 5 (34:03):
Are you stabing him in the bread?
Speaker 2 (34:06):
What are you doing that? Pugsand no.
Speaker 6 (34:11):
Hell's pug set. I'm so tired. I'm so tired. No, look,
I'm not stabbing him in the back, man, but I am.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
Pus sorry.
Speaker 6 (34:26):
I am doing a little solo gig tomorrow night as
part of a larger lineup.
Speaker 2 (34:30):
Now Dilly is also on the same lineup. I did
see that as.
Speaker 6 (34:33):
Part of his trio that he's a part of me
before or after you he's after. I'm in the amateur slot.
I'm in the eight pm slot, so I'm the first
guy on. But it's my first kind of crack it,
doing it on my own, and I'm pretty excited. It's
happening at a Huba and Ponsonby in Auckland. Yeah, it's
around these ways.
Speaker 2 (34:49):
Obviously, if you're not from Auckland, you won't really give
a ship, but we we do because it's old pugst
solo DJ. How are you nervous man?
Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 6 (34:58):
Absolutely, I mean it probably won't hit me until like
right before I actually go on and do it. A
lot of the time, like I don't get nervous about
these things until it's about to happen.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
So I'm pretty excited. There's a whole bunch of other
great DJs going. We could probably play. Okay, can you
tell me about Big Dilly? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (35:14):
And he's what is in a three way? Yeah, a
DJ three. He's in a DJ three. I never heard
of that.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
It's called The Morning After Chill.
Speaker 6 (35:21):
They met at Broadcasting School in christ Church and they
started doing some stuff down there.
Speaker 2 (35:25):
They'd some pretty big things and this is their event.
Speaker 6 (35:28):
So they have organized all the DJs to come aboard
and they've gone.
Speaker 2 (35:32):
So there's going to be two rooms. There'll be a
main room with the main DJs.
Speaker 6 (35:34):
I'm in there at the first slot, and then there's
an open dicks as well, where a whole bunch of
just signed up to come and ever do wa a whacker?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
You know the good question? Do you need somebody to
come and do that? What's that?
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Can you come and do it?
Speaker 4 (35:50):
Sure me?
Speaker 2 (35:50):
I would love for you to be there, man. Yeah,
do you mean scratching?
Speaker 4 (35:54):
Yeah, scratching. I call it the whacker.
Speaker 2 (35:56):
Whacker, that's pretty cool. What kind of vibe you're going for, man,
good question.
Speaker 6 (36:01):
I'm going for some pretty yummy stuff, man, Maybe a
little more high tempo in the yummy department.
Speaker 2 (36:06):
Some some pretty for people that have no idea what
yummy stuff and high tempo yummy department.
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Yeah, just something that you would maybe get something miscellaneous
and then do the same two step movement for about
an hour.
Speaker 5 (36:18):
Yeah, sure, you.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
No idea what's going on?
Speaker 5 (36:23):
So this is so you get a you put a
playlist together on spot spot and then he pushed play.
Speaker 6 (36:28):
No, I just downloaded off YouTube to MP three converter
and then just play it off the music and my phone.
Speaker 2 (36:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my files there just off a laptop speaker.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Good.
Speaker 6 (36:37):
Actually, Jace, you'll be fizzling because one of the guys
on there is Dan as well after me.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Dan cool O, Dan Glieballs, Jace, Jase, pugs An't got
you Dan Gliballs.
Speaker 4 (36:52):
Cruising today?
Speaker 2 (36:54):
Actually just quickly, you guys have got serious beef today.
What's going on? Well, I wouldn't say, I wouldn't use
the word you guys. Actually, pugs Ant, did you put
all that stuff in Jason's bag?
Speaker 5 (37:04):
Was that you?
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Did you play that prank on him? On him?
Speaker 8 (37:06):
I did folded up some newspapers and put a Ukulelean
there o Uklelean in the bags.
Speaker 2 (37:11):
Pretty well, go to Uklean in your big Jason.
Speaker 3 (37:13):
It was morehem coming on here earlier and absolutely stabbing
me in the back talking about it.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
I'm not worried about it. The time will come.
Speaker 2 (37:21):
Let's just say. If people want to know what he did,
check out the Whole Big Show podcast out tonight at
seven thirty, but not the outro because Key made a
hash because I taped over it.
Speaker 1 (37:30):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue, and Kesy.
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Indeed led Zeppelin there on the radio Hotarchy Big Show
this Thursday evening.
Speaker 4 (37:40):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 3 (37:44):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Yeah, so good.
Speaker 5 (38:03):
I watched the first episode of the TV show You're
ready for this? You'll love this. Keezy the Penguin, Oh,
Colin Farrell, the Penglin. It's based on the the DC
comics Baddie Jace. Yes, the penguin from the Batman series
set in Gotham City there. Indeed, there's no Batman. Batman's
(38:26):
taking a hike, so it's just the penguin. It's sort
of a him becoming the boss. It's sort of they reckon.
It's sort of a little bit like the Sopranos, right,
and it's very very very good, very good. He looks Neon. Yeah,
he looks amazing. He got rid of me. He looks
completely unrecognizable. You'd never known in a million years that
it was him. And yeah, sort of him starting off,
(38:50):
he kills somebody that he probably shouldn't. Then it's him
trying to rise to the top and take over and
be the ruler of Gotham City. Yeah, not my sort
of thing normally, the idea of it. I hate superhero stuff,
but absolutely with a watch great stuff last and it's
made by HBO. Right now, it's good. That's no keys.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Yeah, totally. I watched Celebrity Treasure Island last night.
Speaker 2 (39:14):
What the latest episode? Yes, don't tell me what happens.
I'm not going to tell you what happened one episode behind.
Speaker 3 (39:19):
Because my wife hmmm, she watches it usually in secret. Yes,
And I've got to say I hated it more than
I thought I would. Right, it just doesn't move me
in any way, shape or form.
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Well, coming in randomly after like twenty episodes, you.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Just when I mean, you know all the people on there,
they're all fine, good, Okay, it's just.
Speaker 2 (39:53):
Like why would you care?
Speaker 4 (39:54):
What if that's stupid?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
It's not dog squad. You can't come in. Yeah, and
just watch a registrator. But there we'll watch the whole thing.
Speaker 3 (40:08):
Yeah I did, No, I didn't.
Speaker 2 (40:15):
Last night, I watched the night before ct I Sland.
Sorry we say ct I in my household. Oh yeah,
just because we talk about it so much.
Speaker 3 (40:21):
What were they doing in that one? Because it might
not have been the latest one last night, it was.
Speaker 2 (40:24):
The one after the boat.
Speaker 5 (40:26):
We doesn't know about it because I didn't seen before.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Yeah, you know it was Millan Beard. I want to
go give him a big high five. Yeah, because he
had a real big dog play which I did not
think would pay off, and it paid off massively, And
I was like, Milan, you're freak yeah boy, because he
was like, he's like basically putting himself up, sacrificing himself
to maybe take down two of the toughest players maybe. Yeah,
(40:56):
it was two days old, and he totally does. And
one of them was a friend of mine who was
looking unstoppable.
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Oh wow, Yeah, can I say his name? Because I
know you're talking about Why don't you Corporal, That's.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Right, why don't you won every single challenge for like
three weeks? And everyone was like, how what what is
this game? We can't literally can't do anything about it.
Speaker 5 (41:20):
He keeps winning everything.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
And then Miller just put himself up with White Egge
this other check and beat both of them all looking
like a big gangly idiot. It was so funny. So
he's the man.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Great.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Yeah, so I'd recommend watching not just a random episode
of dissing it, go back to the beginning. Man, do
I can.
Speaker 6 (41:38):
Tell you the.
Speaker 1 (41:42):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
And Kesey Allison Chains here on the Radio Hot Aki
Big Show this Thursday night almost through the Howdy Jay's
personal hump Day. Now listen, Diamonds on Richmond have been
teaming up with us here at the Big Show, and
they gave us a ten thousand dollar engagement ring to
give away fellas, which was exceedingly generous of them, And
(42:06):
we want to give it away and we want you
to send in your proposal ideas.
Speaker 4 (42:10):
And they've been flooding in, haven't they keazy?
Speaker 2 (42:12):
They certainly have? Well though, just quickly did they give
us a ring? Or do we send people two Diamonds
on Richmond and let them pick out a ten k
engagement ring?
Speaker 5 (42:21):
We've been given a ten thousand dollars ring as my understanding.
Speaker 2 (42:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, are you sure?
Speaker 3 (42:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (42:26):
I think so.
Speaker 5 (42:27):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (42:27):
I mean my understanding is yeah, maybe I don't know.
We should We'll clarify that in the Edmond area. You
should be across there, minke you know I'm not in
the admin on the end of the administe.
Speaker 3 (42:39):
Dude, I'm amazed you brought that up without without knowing that.
Speaker 2 (42:43):
Kezy, what do you mean You do it all the
time on your behalf. You guys literally do it every show.
I do it once and it's like a big deal.
Speaker 5 (42:50):
Yeah, well, you're in control of the admin.
Speaker 2 (42:52):
I'm not in control of the admin. The admin is
there for all I know. Your point is you can't
control the admin. You can only really harm.
Speaker 5 (43:00):
That's why you've always had such respect for the edmund totally.
Speaker 3 (43:03):
And I like the way with the ADMIN when you
go in and someone's rettin admin, then you fix it
up a bit.
Speaker 5 (43:08):
You've got to ride the air and wave.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah you're awesome, Keysy, good on you man.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
It is so passionizing.
Speaker 5 (43:16):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 2 (43:17):
You would ever be able to just say, like a
genuinely nice compliment on the radio show to be Keysy
without a stupid look on your face.
Speaker 3 (43:24):
If you go back through our history, there's many compliments.
Speaker 5 (43:27):
It's true. Remember that time that you guys had that
really embarrassing and cringey hug. I remember that? Yeah, yeah,
well that was that actually made me think that you
guys should get married.
Speaker 2 (43:39):
Hey, speaking of which, Diamonds on Richmond have given us
a ten k engagement ring.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
And it's been independently valued. Oh yeah, two million dollars.
Speaker 2 (43:47):
It's got up.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah. That's the thing with diamonds, they appreciate Keysy. You
won't know that because you brought your wife one of
those imitation bastards.
Speaker 3 (43:55):
And I'll tell you what, whoever gets it will certainly
appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (43:57):
They will.
Speaker 2 (43:58):
And the thing is you can't put a price on
love keesy, No, of course, and I won'dn't even try to.
Speaker 4 (44:03):
Can we get to the stories please?
Speaker 2 (44:04):
I'm trying to as an admin blockade up at the moment.
So if you would like to win that and also
win the assistance of the Big Show in terms of
the Big Day, the proposal, hod you dot co dotts
you get yourself from draw there and tell us how
you plan to do it. Here we go. I haven't
made any plans yet. This is from anonymous. I haven't
(44:24):
made any plans yet, but I know she wants a
ring sooner or later, so hopefully if I win, I
can give her what she deserves because she's the best
thing that's ever happened to me.
Speaker 5 (44:33):
Yeah, sorry about that. That's lame.
Speaker 3 (44:34):
Yeah, I thought at all not happening.
Speaker 5 (44:38):
You can't just say, oh, I guess I should give
a ring at some point, and she's a backbone. That's
not You're not getting ten thousand dollars ring valued at
two million dollars for that.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
Yeah, it's just a diffident, and that's just a heads up. Yeah,
get a fellow's anonymous here. Sorry about that. Last one
from my brother anonymous. My one's way more's more clever.
It starts out with a beautiful morning walk on a
beautiful West Coast beach, just the two of us to predict,
just the two of us hand in hand, and then
(45:09):
all of a sudden, a helicopter comes in over the
twelve apostles and lands on the beach and waves us over.
We hop on board. The helicopter flies us down to
friends Joseph and I pop the question on top of friends,
Joseph's Glacier.
Speaker 5 (45:23):
Friends, Joseph Glacier. It's not friends, Joseph.
Speaker 3 (45:27):
Yeah, I apologize for that, but when does the big
show come and do that?
Speaker 5 (45:30):
We're flying the helicop.
Speaker 3 (45:32):
Yeah, I thought we're in a bush. Yeah, bush. Then
we jump out and shout back.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
Here we jump out and shout my wife. Yeah. By
the way, if you go to Diamonds on Richmond and
shout at them, they will pay the GST for you.
Make sure you do that before October twenty fifth, to
save me, to save Yeah, Mike, go to Diamonds on
Richmond and yell helicopter.
Speaker 5 (45:54):
And what do I get a free ring?
Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (45:58):
Just do that.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Hoover kids shout at the time as original the whole.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
Speaker 3 (46:15):
There you get your mad basset's boy, have we delivered today? Fellows?
What a show.
Speaker 2 (46:19):
It's been so good.
Speaker 3 (46:20):
It's been amazing, it's been next level. Your favorite part,
Oh look, it's one of those shows where I didn't
have a favorite part. The whole show in and of
itself was my favorite part.
Speaker 5 (46:30):
You know, the show wouldn't have worked if you took
any of the parts out exactly would have fallen over
so well. It was just so well constructed.
Speaker 2 (46:37):
My favorite one was the sleepover yarn.
Speaker 5 (46:40):
Oh it was good. Yeah. People will be talking about.
Speaker 2 (46:42):
That for years and they were they're really strong out.
Speaker 5 (46:44):
But if we do yeah yeah yeah, if we even
when we do a best of you know, like let's
say just goes away and it's just your immediately keys
and we've got zero chemistry, but we could just play
some old hits from this week, particularly the show.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
Yeah yeah, or just on that I am gonna be
away week?
Speaker 2 (47:05):
When for the week next week?
Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah? Yeah, it's you and Mogi. Yeah, but I.
Speaker 5 (47:11):
Got some ideas. Were gonna we can do work on
the you and me easy? Okay?
Speaker 7 (47:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (47:16):
Can you still send through ideas though?
Speaker 3 (47:19):
Look, I'm going to be busy and I've got a
bit of a sore foot at the moment, so I
body need to get that sorted out.
Speaker 4 (47:24):
Mogi, what are your plans tonight? Mate?
Speaker 5 (47:25):
Go to clean the dog? Wash the dog. I guess
you'd say is I'm got to wash the dog. I've
got to uh what else I'm going to put up
that picture? Yes, God damn it? Put the knife back
drop the knife in the drawer, not in the end
with the towels. It would be a bit of a
surprise to my daughter. I was singing about tidy in
my daughter's room. But she can do that when she
(47:46):
gets home. A yeah, fair enough, Yeah thanks mate about it?
I imagine, yeah nice kezy.
Speaker 7 (47:52):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
My wife and I will have dinner together and then
I think it is Pokemond tonight. Actually, actually last night
we made the spicy noodle.
Speaker 5 (48:03):
Thing that's a spacey meatball.
Speaker 2 (48:05):
And turns out we went to get the porkmand sends
out I was chicken. Min's a what the hell? Still
young though, So we we have dinner, we'll watch Slipperties,
and then at thirty sharp I'll be watching Game of
two halves on Sky.
Speaker 5 (48:15):
Sports, and I'll watch it tonight because I think, oh, kizy,
I'm hosting, he's hosting. He's the host with the most Sari.
Speaker 3 (48:23):
Can you remind me to watch games? Have thirty open
sky space open one?
Speaker 4 (48:31):
Thanks?
Speaker 2 (48:31):
Yeah, what about you, Jason.
Speaker 3 (48:33):
I'm trying to chill out, man, probably go to beer early, okay, yeah,
and then I eat some food obviously, oh yeah yeah,
and then one one never game of Scrabble tonight, actually
just with my wife.
Speaker 2 (48:45):
Get your beans, get my beans.
Speaker 4 (48:47):
As usual, get a hiding.
Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah what he Jay likes your hiding.
Speaker 2 (48:52):
Do you want to sign off? We never usually go
this long. The music stopped.
Speaker 4 (48:56):
Oh, if you want, we'll go on see it
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