FULL SHOW: The Friday Wounder (Feat. Jack Nichol)

On today's show, Jase is fizzing for a week away, Mike's excited to reunite with his wife and Keyzie's now considering going bald.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two week from
bringing back to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Ye're right.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
Welcome, this is big show. Jason, hiz my note and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'll get at your mad Barsard's great to have your
company this Friday afternoon, the eleventh to the twenty twenty four,
and you, my friends are listening to the Big Show brought.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
To you by two week Get it in, ye, get
it in?

Speaker 5 (00:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Yeah, all right, drink it?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
And what's that in celebration of KIZI Yeah, I don't know, man,
that celebration.

Speaker 4 (00:36):
Baby.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I have no idea, Jason, you can't just they.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Bring it right, I see what you're doing there. Bring
the billboards accidentally.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
If you've got ideas for billboards, file a far than
through on three four eight three. Yeah. Time to management, Mogi,
you stallion, you absolute stallion of a man.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Big week in for you this weekend.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
We'll probably nudge that little little bit as we go
through the show.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
But how you're feeling, mate?

Speaker 5 (01:02):
Going pretty grossy your mad dog? You set some of
the beer. I'll tell you what. I'm not exhausted from working, sure,
I'm loving it. Yeah, I have got so much energy
at the moment, I don't know what to do with it.
In fact, i'm thinking about I think I've got so
much energy. I need to stop going to the gym. Sure,
because I'm just maxed out, you know, I need to
expend some of that energy, which I'll do this weekend. Yeah,
I probably a responsibly to eat. Sure, is that anything?

(01:29):
Can I just say sponsors and way to do it responsibly?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but it is your birthday
weekend and we will.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
You sure you're looking a bit woozy too.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
I mean, he said you're looking I I just said
I feel amazing and I've got heaps of energy, and
he said, you're looking woozy too.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Does it not make sense to your zy?

Speaker 2 (01:51):
To be fair, I feel a bit weird today. Yes,
I had a shocking sleep last night. Yeah, and so
and then today I just I came into work, I
had the sh aches.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
Ah. Yeah, we're hungry? What was it?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I was hungry? Yeah, I had a curry. I didn't
realize I was hungry. I ate it all up and
now I feel way better.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, good stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
Now, Jays, is how you going? Man? You're good?

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Thanks? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Yeah, okay, I always look woozy. But you guys will
be glad to know my foot's a bit better today
because it.

Speaker 4 (02:23):
Was bloody painful. You saw me hot. I know you
went for wheeze. That's right.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
We didn't walk back to the car park together the
last night, Keyzy and.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, because I went weeeze my important stuff. We should
start the show with Hey.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Now listen, we've got a massive showy here. But of
course it is froud out shy day, so text us
three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
If you've got a froud out shy day, is that
what it is?

Speaker 5 (02:45):
That's a shout out.

Speaker 4 (02:46):
If you've got a froud out, A froud out?

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Yeah, the whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (02:56):
Indeed shape shifter there or what a Friday vibe? They
are a field rick Hey feel makes me feel good,
the old shape shift.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Have we got any shout outs?

Speaker 2 (03:05):
The tells a shout out?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
O froud out? What is it out? Okay?

Speaker 5 (03:09):
Close enough because you said wrong that one time time.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Heaps of froud outs coming in on three four eight
three and all these people are now in the drawer
for a tilly price paper, which I think is pretty neat.
Huge froud out to Brody from super Liquor, Pookie Cory
super Liqua for a beauty deal on some bruskis for
the flowers about to get two eyed responsibly.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
That's great mates.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
How about a froud out to the bro e Bags
for being an absolute montay And here's a.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
Really good one.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Get a Keyzy and mikeyr Secos and Jason massive racist.
How you guys going at Hodarky?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
Are you going to.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Happy Friday? Shout out to my boss Keith at Southern
Fencing and ash Vegas. We're all happy in our mahi
and hivers and Keith's about to shout some chicken fingers
at the ras.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
That's so good man, keep those coming on three four
a three. Incidentally, hey fellas, not the racist ones obviously,
but all the others.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
Yeah, and some talk makes as well through our heart radio.
Please come on hit.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
The microphone you can send a little voice message fellas,
something happened to me today involving my wife, which well
it didn't knock me for sex or anything. I was
just surprised.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
What about a fall through the covers? Uh, it was
probably a B. It's probably a two to be honest.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Really yeah, probably just still it runs like a thick
edge down through gully.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
That's right, Jason, is exactly what it was.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yeah, yeah, nice.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
And so I was just.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
At home opening around because I had to do my
GST and I couldn't, and so I was basically finding
any excuse to slack off by annoying my wife was
working from home. And then we're talking for some reason
about balding because obviously, Mike, you were a hair hat
so you could probably relate to Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
Well yeah hat, Yeah it's a hat. Yeah, weave thank.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
You and my wife because I was like, if I away,
I was like to my wife, if I.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Was bald, when when you're baled, you'd be sweet with
that a And she was just like, yeah, to be honest,
I like older bald men. And I was like, what,
hang on what because she was thinking the older guy
is if they're baled. I know, it's just you just
associate bald with older.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
So she's talking like a guy like, you know, maybe
in his forties, fifties.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
It's just a massive turn on for her.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
And she didn't say it like that, Mike, right, she
just and I was just I didn't say it like that, guys.
She she didn't.

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Say it like that.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
And then I was like, oh really, so they're like,
who's a hot, old bald guy that you like? The
only other person she's ever admitting to admitted to liking
was the host of Grand Designs, which one New Zealand.
Oh god, not the old bald guy on the British one.
But now I'm starting to think.

Speaker 4 (05:51):
But I'm first and foremost keezy.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I'm looking at your luxurious bangs, and I don't think
you're going to be going bored. That's what I say anytime. So,
but there is and I don't know if it's got.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
A thick he had hit her here on Yeah, her brothers,
how they looking, They're all great. It comes from your
mother's side.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
I've got a luxurious man too, is you fellows know?
And you've got your hair hair.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
She's got no hair at all.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
But there is this, and I don't know if it's
metal truth that balding men or bald men are much
more virile, sixtually powerful and pot and.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
I think woman can sense that. Yes, before I got
my hair hat, I mean it was just I was
swatting them off. Yes, just slightly, just slightly, just just
a little swat. Just stop it. Yeah, that must have
been really annoying for you, Mike. I'm sorry you had
to go through. That's all right, man.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
And so it was just I was shocked because I'm
not bored. And then she even described this one guy
she used to work in another city, and she was
there was this one guy who worked at this place,
and I told my workmates that he was actually quite
good looking, and they all thought it was hilarious because
he is like twenty thirty years older than her, right
and bull wow. Then the workmates told the guy and
that he was stoked, you know. Yeah, yeah, So I

(07:08):
was just I don't know, it just threw me off
because the people who she was describing looked nothing like me.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yeah, that's pretty kinky, but that is certainly I think
women are attracted to that because my understanding is the
testosterone is pumping, there's an inhibitor, some kind of inhibitor
from the testyle stroone that stops that attacks. They hear
follicles or something like that. We can give it a

(07:35):
doctor Google fingers during the break. But yeah, there's an
animal attraction. When I wantman to see a ball dude,
they think sign me up right. That sounds like some
positive pr that bull dudes have created.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Let's put out let's put it out there on three
for eight three bald men, more virile and Randy.

Speaker 5 (07:55):
That's right text us three for eight three and also
how hot? How hot do you find bald men? Or
if you're a lady or if you're a man.

Speaker 4 (08:03):
Yeah, Joe.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
The hold Arching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
Hole there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
And we were talking previously about the fact that Kesey's
wife apparently is very attracted to boarding.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Old What do you mean?

Speaker 2 (08:25):
No, she just said, I'm partially attracted to bald men
if they are slightly older. Partially, Yeah, sometimes, you know,
depending on the person. She didn't say she's extremely attracted
to old boom men, but.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
Posed a question for us, which is, I don't know
if it's a method or not. That balled me in
a much.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
More virile Well, there's a lot of texts coming in
on three four eight three. Good a fellers, I've got
a great head of hearing my wife's not interested in
me at all. That's from Andy, you know, so that
kind of backs up that theater. Yeah, yeah, what about
these couple of that goes here?

Speaker 5 (09:00):
Just confirming the theory.

Speaker 2 (09:02):
When I was younger, my dad had a bumper sticker
on his sixty three Galaxy V eight.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
What a legend.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
By the way, I'm not baled my head is a
solar panel for a sex machine. I have eight brothers
and seven sisters. What an absolute machine?

Speaker 4 (09:15):
How hot?

Speaker 5 (09:16):
Yeah, so you know that's obviously proof fifteen kids. Yes,
what about the what about the comb over kesy? Because
you can run as you can run a what do
you call it a scullet? Guess which is the opposite
to a mullet. Mullet goes from the back of the
head down to the top of the back of the
dome down and then the scullet goes from the back
of the top of the head forward.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
You brush it forward over the front. And you want
to me to ask if my wife likes she's into
that as well? Yeah, yeah, I mean I don't think.
So that's a bit of mystery, because woman like mystery.
You see, you're like, hang on a minute.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
What's going on?

Speaker 5 (09:47):
There.

Speaker 3 (09:48):
I'd like to find that you had at my school
some brilliant combovers. Yes, you know what I mean, where
there was just basically nothing to comb over with, but
they tried it, none the least taking teachers teachers. It'd
be like wisps of hair, some massively bald dome. It's
kind of frightened to think, you know that they were,

(10:09):
you know, highly virile.

Speaker 2 (10:11):
Well, the teachers at your school. Yeah, that is kind
of weird. Hey, there's a great text here though. On
three four eight three my hair was sitting massively in
my late twenties, kept the comb over for my daughter's
first Christmas, then broke out the mark three chir bowl
Boxing day. Never looked back since then left. My wife
have had plenty of lovely way he need that loved
the ball bad boy look. Yeah, so that's that's rob

(10:32):
Low three.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Would your wife like find someone like, say rexolite so
quite attractive for example?

Speaker 5 (10:40):
No?

Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh, how do you know? Because I've asked her?

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Oh right, well, because as soon as she's brought this up,
I then showed her a selection of bald men and.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
She was like, nah, yeah, right, did you get any
years that I did.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Show her Chris Lux and Leehart and rexs Alito. That
was all I did, really, And she was like, no, right,
but she's not someone that ever often admits of thinking
other people are attractive, you.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (11:02):
Sure, yeah, well that's right. I mean, I know I
sort of have that with my My wife's got eyes
for nobody else but me, And you can understand why
her eyes are to the front, fully to the front,
one hundred percent of the time.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Same here, man. It's actually weird. And I try and
say to my wife, you must be attracted to someone
else other than horedy change. He's like, no, it doesn't
interest me. Yeah, not even exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, so maybe she's just not attracted to anyone. Well
she's like, no, Like, my wife's only got eyes for me,
you know. And I guess who else would she be into? Like,
who you're going to? Who you're going to go to?

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Can I just ask when you're in the bird I
don't want to get too personally. Sure, that's a good
way to start.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
When you when you're in the boudoir there and you
take off your hair hat, do the sparks fly?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Actually she peels it off for me.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
The whole archy Big Show week days from four on radio.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Host indeed the kays A chiefs there on the radio
Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. We're heading into the weekend,
so let's have a bit of sport chat, sport.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
I tell you what fellas was it something I'm very
much looking forward to. The America's Cup proper starts tomorrow,
I believe, of course in the Britannia.

Speaker 4 (12:28):
Britannia taking out Luna.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
Rosa, which was a massive upset actually, and they were
toe to toe on the Louis Vitan final there. It
was four races apiece first to seven and then Britannia
just went dog dog dog and knock them out, massive surprise.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
It's been the talk of the country that started. People
are fizzying about the America's Cup.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I tell you what, I'm actually loving it and I
can't wait to see how New Zealand go.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
Actually, because we look quick, we look quick. It's going
to be interesting.

Speaker 5 (12:59):
It's going to be bloody interesting, I tell you what. Also,
in the cricket, Pakistan and England are playing presently. Yes,
Pakistan bat at first got five hundred and fifty six. God,
you're thinking to yourself. Geez, that's it's all hell to
climb there, old Kezy. You're going to be straying to
get five to fifty six, mate, and make a game
of it, ain't you?

Speaker 4 (13:18):
Gee? Whiz well, you're wrong keysy Oh.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
They smashed it because England came out and got eight
hundred and twenty three ridiculous for seven, declared Harry Brook
with a triple ton and double ton for Joe Root.
And now Pakistan find themselves one hundred and fifty two
for six going into the final day.

Speaker 4 (13:37):
Crazy.

Speaker 5 (13:38):
That is a humongous score.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Yeah, that's ridiculous. Yeah, and Harry prop bloody talented player, actually.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Not bad when it came down here and smashed us
all over the country, didn't he from from the ocean
to seaside. He is a hell of a talent and
that will be I think you can if you just
google Pakistan v. England. I think it comes up on YouTube.
Not google it, but search it on YouTube and I
think it up. You can stream it for nothing.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
So good.

Speaker 2 (14:02):
Have you seen Parkstan or pugsn Pugs? Oh yeah, yeah,
that's how.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Also, and I'm really looking forward to this bath is
this weekend?

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Isn't it feels, I know, but I'm just lobbing one
up for you here because the people at home might
not know what cars racing this race again, because it
used to be holding V forward and then Holden's not
getting made anymore because they're so primo and so now
what is it? Ah?

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Well, look you've got so there's so many cars.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
You don't know?

Speaker 5 (14:35):
No, I just wasn't sure. So if you don't know,
then I guess most people don't know.

Speaker 4 (14:39):
You wrote for Drive. For God's sake, keysy, I did what? Sorry?
You didn't you write for the Drive Drive in the
New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
He yeah, no, I filmed videos for Driven right for Drive?

Speaker 4 (14:51):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (14:51):
Sweet, So that's all good. You don't know, so sweet?

Speaker 4 (14:53):
All right?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
What else we got going on?

Speaker 4 (14:55):
By the way, Sunday I don't know, man.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I think it's like a three day of fear, isn't it.
Bathurst goes for three days.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
Well, there's qualifying and then practice slaps for about three
days and then on Sundays the big race.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Okay, I think it's.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
Pugeo that'll definitely win, Zitron Niss and Tea and Toyota
Aqua truck. Those are the four brands are allowed. I
see a Tita flying down Conrod over three k's yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Hey.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Of course the Black Clash is coming up at the
start of next year. Fellas, people out there that would
like to get along, you better hurry up. Black Clash
Dot co dot and Zi go get your tickets now,
sells out every single year. Chris Gale is going to
be there swinging the old willow around a fellas.

Speaker 4 (15:38):
There what he calls it? Hey, yeah, man, it's cricket chat.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
And of course, if you'd like to be in the
r A teen ACC and dB Export Ultra zone, the
party era, that's where we're going to be so our
hardest sage.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
You get along beautiful. He's super grooveful.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
White scribes there on the radio.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Hold Archy Big Show this Friday afternoon in the time
is four forty eight. I understand, Mogi, you washed your.

Speaker 4 (16:03):
Dog last night? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Do you want to chat about that? Oh? Yeah, yep,
where you go?

Speaker 4 (16:09):
Mate? What do you want to know?

Speaker 2 (16:13):
So, first of all, Tinker, yes, your dog?

Speaker 5 (16:16):
How did you wash it? My good question. I'll give
you a bit of backstory fellas on this one as well.
I think it helped paint the picture of how I
came to be washing my dog last night. Okay, utah,
So I'm going away this weekend because it's my birthday
and Sunday to clean yeah yeah yeah, And and so

(16:41):
I had to we we've seen our dog away, our
dog get sent to a mates place, so I have
to have to clean it. I was going to get
it groomed professionally. I was going to get my dog
room occasionally yeah yeah, yeah, and they were all closed,
so I had to do it myself, which I was
few minute about, absolutely future lasting. After hard days, we
get home and have to wash your dog. Yeah, so

(17:05):
I just plopped it in the sink in the kitchen
your dog. Yeah yeah, okay, where would you wash my dog?

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Probably? Yeah, probably in the sink. I guess that makes sense,
Yeah it does. But it turned out it's too big
for the sink.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Your dog.

Speaker 5 (17:23):
Yes, my dog's too big for the sink.

Speaker 4 (17:26):
I did wonder that, actually, so I had to put
it on the bath key.

Speaker 5 (17:30):
Yeah, that's a good question. So run a little bit
of warm water in there, a little bit of warm water,
and then sort of lower lower my dog down in
there slowly, Yeah, because you want to. You got it slightly.
Because the thing about Liz, what feels sort of warm
and an appropriate hate for your hand will feel completely

(17:52):
different on your dog.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:54):
Yeah, your dog is definitely more sensitive. I mean as
it gets older, it's less and less sensitive sort of.
It's a bit leathered out, yes, pretty tough old dog. Yeah,
because your dog's pretty much heal us at this point.

Speaker 4 (18:06):
Right.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh yeah, well no, actually it's got a bit of
a winter coat. It has got a bit of a
winter coat.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah, yah.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
Yeah. So the idea was that I'd get it professionally
groomed and sort of trim back or the here taken
off all over it. But yeah, sadly they're all booked up.
So anyway, got in there, and I mean it's probably
much the way that you cleaned your dog when you
were growing up, keesy, right, yeah, what do you put

(18:37):
on your dog? What do I put on it?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:39):
In terms of leathering it up here, well, there's a
special we've got a special bar of soap for dogs, yes, right, yeah,
and you just see it, just grab it all over that,
get a little frothy.

Speaker 2 (18:52):
Animates or something.

Speaker 5 (18:54):
Yes, actually right, so yeah, animates and then you just yeah,
get a little sunsy. Yeah you got you think it
is man when you got your when you've got your
your dog in the bath and it's absolutely saturated, and
you got a little you know, sunsed up there, got
a real miserable look on its face, hating it, absolutely

(19:15):
hating it. Yes, So then you let it out and
then it shakes, you shake it all over the which
is a bastard because it's shaken out off all the
water all over the bloody walls.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:26):
Yeah, and then just get the towel out. And actually,
I find the best way to dry a dog is
rub it up against the couch sort of. They sort
of you drag it along the couch. Oh that's good.
Drag on the couch or the bed, anything like that. Yes, curtains. Absolutely,

(19:47):
your dog on the curtains. Oh cool. And how's it
looking now, huh? Your dog?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Friday?

Speaker 5 (20:00):
Just your Friday around Wave no More.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Yes indeed faith no more.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon.
The time is four minutes to five o'clock. Of course
it's a Friday, which means the Friday Throbber after five o'clock.
I'm going away for a week next week, So the
theme for the Thropper today is holiday.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, you fizzed up for a week off?

Speaker 5 (20:31):
What you ja?

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
I am genuinely it's been a long stretch. It feels
like a Fellers Yeah.

Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
It's funny though, because the content has been strong the
whole way, you know what I mean, Like it hasn't
taped off.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
It's really good.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
And what I found is that our discipline has just
got stronger and stronger. I've never heard the show so tight.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
The giant awkward silence there for a couple of seconds. See,
that's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah, totally, that's great radio it is. People love it. Hey.

Speaker 3 (21:03):
Also after five o'clock we've got what's his name again,
Mogi coming in.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
With Jack Nichols coming in. Man, they're gonna have a
little bit of a chat about a documentary that is
run is in funds for called Knights of Challison. Bloody
great film. I just have to be a producer on it.
That's not wways on the show. Sure, everybody's been trying
to get him on, but we've managed to secure him.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Sow a real coup for the Big Show. Start about that, mate,
All that after five.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
The Dache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 4 (21:40):
It's the Houcky Big Shows. Friday throb.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yes, indeed, welcome back your man, barsads. I can hear
you asking what is the Friday Throbber? Exactly Well, each
of us peck a tune for your Friday afternoon to
kick off the weekend and the celebrations.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Don't we Fellas.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Then you give us a call on our eight hundred
hou and decide who's going to win and take it
out for the Friday Afternoon.

Speaker 5 (22:03):
Yeah, that's so true, man, Yeah, it's so great.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
It's a tune that I'll get your weekend fight off.
And also we've got free stuff to give away as well.
Old Pugson will be hooking you up potentially. He's got
a couple of leads to give away to the people
that do call through on Ducky. Yes, a Vinyl for
Vinyl Friday. Wow, John too Good's new one.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Yes, what's that called?

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Oh god, oh god, I mean you can yeah, I
coulda just yeah okay, oh god, yeah yeah. So today's
throb a theme?

Speaker 4 (22:33):
What is it again? Holidays?

Speaker 5 (22:35):
Jason's going on a holiday? What have you gone with? Jason?

Speaker 4 (22:37):
I've gone for a gene that just makes me feel
good about my life. And when I leave this place,
I'll be swinging my hat.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Swing by Savage. That is not on theme at all.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
I'll we walking out of here with my hip swing
and fellers.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
That's ship. That is ship is not a holiday. That
is so terrible.

Speaker 4 (23:07):
I'll be walking out with my hips.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Because I've never heard of It's not like there's a
phrase that says ald holiday with my hips are swinging.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
If there was, I'd be happy and jolly.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's are you serious?

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Totally? Man? Okay, I'll be playing that as soon as
I leave today. What's your what are your.

Speaker 5 (23:27):
Thoughts on that?

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Kezy?

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Well, it's a travesty and the fact that he's going
to do that and then leave us for a week
is just a stink taste in my mouth for a week.

Speaker 5 (23:34):
Pogson, can we get you in here?

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Please?

Speaker 5 (23:36):
God, I'll hear the song has to have a holiday theme.
It's not. It's not swing.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
I guess it might be a swing.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
When you go on holiday.

Speaker 4 (23:49):
I don't give a ship.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
What are your thoughts to your pog sont listen?

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Jason?

Speaker 5 (23:53):
I know you don't like me kind of sticking my
moroom with your choices and stuff. And sorry, mate, sorry,
if I can, just if I just have the floor,
miss the speaker.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Sure there's not one part of that song that implies
or infurs a holiday.

Speaker 4 (24:09):
Okay, I'm down. This is a radio show. I was
thinking about being on holiday and what would I listen to?
You listen to that rage?

Speaker 5 (24:21):
You get some machine because that's what I'd listened to
on holiday. Well that's okay, okay, now about that's fine, Jase.

Speaker 2 (24:31):
Do you want to talk about it? Man?

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Just do you too.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
I'm going I'm going with this one, which I'm not
thrilled about, but I love it man.

Speaker 4 (24:39):
I love the song.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
Round it's called holiday.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
That's very yummy.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Boys, when you go on holiday, what are your hips doing?

Speaker 4 (24:57):
Swinging? Man?

Speaker 5 (25:00):
It's not at all what I'm going for. Jason. You're
going up country, man, Jeez, Franky, I don't know you're
going up country, Jason? Yeah, isn't the much more southwest?

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Well? Waite do we have to.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
This is a holiday tune, man.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Chase.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah, okay, it's between Keezy and Mogie today.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
Do you realize how shit this throbber is?

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Now?

Speaker 1 (25:35):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:35):
I mean I was been genuine with man. I love
that tune.

Speaker 2 (25:40):
I picked a bit of a laugh song right going
up country between you.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
And I don't mind. I can be disqualified.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Okay, call us.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
The Friday Wounded, the Friday Wounded?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
What's on? Do you want to listen to?

Speaker 2 (25:54):
And you might win a vinyl John Too Good.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Here's a bit of rage.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
Here's an actual throw.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (26:11):
It's the Big Shows Friday from.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Yes Indeed, and the thing today was holiday and howdy
Jay has been banned from this Friday Swell because his
does not correlate to the theme.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Well you've gone with swing by Savage. Yes, can you
just run us off a few bars of that boy
Bad Boy for us? And the way the way you
were said that that relates to holiday is because when
you leave, your hips are going to be swinging. Now.

(26:51):
I mean, it's just it's right on theme there. It's
hard to disallowed, but we've had a bunch of texts
coming yes on three four eight three. Do you guys
tell the Jason theme after he's picked a song or something?

Speaker 4 (27:02):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (27:02):
Which is a good Which is a good question. I
think it's high time old hoodie j was put into
studio B on the phones. That'll be good for you.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
It would be I can come in and take my place.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Obviously needs a break. Yeah, So genuinely, Ja, seriously.

Speaker 5 (27:20):
Yes, he want more, but gradually going to have to
go yummy beyond this, purely because the other options are
proper ship thanks for ruining our weekend.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
It doesn't say me specifically, that's all of us.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
But genuinely, was that you seriously trying to be on theme?

Speaker 3 (27:35):
Oh yeah, Look to be honest, I was packing up
and doing all sorts of stuff and I didn't really
pay attention, and it was just a tune I liked, Well.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
You've got holiday by green Day.

Speaker 5 (27:44):
You could have done that.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Yeah, So just a reminder to the listeners though it's
either Mogi or Keasy today or.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
This is Mogi's song songs called That song is called
Holiday Jay.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
And the reason I came up with that was because
I thought you know holiday?

Speaker 2 (28:06):
Yeah, yeah, sure, I chose Going Up the Country by
Canned Heat. Can t he sits on theme?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Brother? Yeah no, I love the name.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
You could mentioned road chopping to this?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Oh you totally.

Speaker 5 (28:23):
Love the country.

Speaker 4 (28:27):
All right, let's go to the phone lines. Good ay,
Vicky Hou's live. It's fantastic in yourself?

Speaker 7 (28:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (28:33):
Good, thanks Vicky. Good? Who are you going with the
Vicky Keezy or Mogi? Al's a hard one, but have
key stuff. Let's go to Caleb. Caleb, how are you going?

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Good on you mate? You're going Keezy or Mogi? I'm
gonna go.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Unbelievable here you go?

Speaker 4 (28:56):
Oh wow?

Speaker 2 (28:56):
And I got to say Vicky and Caleb both forgetting
involved in the Throb and voting for Old Keezy, they
have won a copy of John Toogod's new album Last of.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
The Lonely Gods.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
That's what's called.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
It was embarrassing because Jace was like, what's the name
of that album? Something God's and the Nice and Old Gods? Yes,
which is incorrect. Yeah, I knew it wasn't that, Oh Gods.

Speaker 5 (29:18):
The tune fellas Going up Country, Jay Heat.

Speaker 1 (29:24):
The whole actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 5 (29:31):
There's no being happier than Kezy when he wins the
he is giggling over here like a little schoolboy. I
just can't believe. I wanted to throw with a song
with mostly.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Flute can and called the band canned.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
He can he'd gone up the country. Lots of ticks
coming in on three four three. This is a ship tune?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Is this your way? I'm telling us that you guys
aren't doing the Throbber anymore or something. I chose that
song is a bit of a laugh. He would have
two other big throbbers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it was
Jason cheated well once again. Once again.

Speaker 5 (30:03):
It's sort of maybe we should run this on Monday, Keyzy,
when it's you and me on here in terms of
the Throbber, do we keep on going with a theme
because it's sort of I tell you why I don't
like it, just because I have to spend time in
my day trying to work out a song when i'd
rather be doing anything else. Right, Because I love that,
I know, and you've got the time to do it,
But I've got stuff on so when I sort of

(30:27):
I'll be hard out during the day and then I'm like,
oh God, I've got to try and come up with
a song, and it's whatever, God damn whatever thing.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
What was it last week?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
The ocean? Or that was meant to be fishing? Fishing exactly, fishing.
So now I'm trying to and I want it. I
want it to be a good song. You want it
to be a throbber, sure, and then you end up
with Dizzy Rascal and like it's a theme song for
a children's show.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, actually last week was Matt Heath, I think, But
I'm happy to get rid of the theme.

Speaker 5 (30:55):
Well should we should we leave it up to the panthers?
Should we run a why don't we run a year
on Monday?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
There?

Speaker 3 (31:02):
Or no?

Speaker 5 (31:02):
It's sort of It is also good the theme as well,
because it sort of makes you come up with new songs.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
That's what I like.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
Yeah, exactly, and people could Yeah, I mean, Jason, why
don't we you're me keasy?

Speaker 4 (31:13):
Will run an argument for and against on Monday Monday?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, and just Jace while we've got you here, Yeah,
are you just gonna keep just pissing all in the chips?
That is the throbber and not picking a theme or
what's the deal.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
Yeah, well look my bead this week. My bad, you're busy.
I was pretty distracted. Actually there was a lot going on,
but bro I got disqualified, and rightly so.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
But next time, just head up pugs on man, No, no,
no to do with pegs.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
If he if he puts the song in and it
comes all the way through to here and it's not
up to scratch, then that's what the that's what people
aren't here for the throb, here for the argument.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
Yeah, I tell you what.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
I actually just asked my wife how she was going,
and she said, yeah, I'm going good.

Speaker 4 (31:54):
Just listening to you idiots just lose it with each other.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Things did get heated like canned heat. Hey, scoreboard up there,
you guys want that?

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (32:05):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:05):
First place, first place equal Mogi and Keezy with ten wins.
Keezy of course has one asterisk for being racist, that's right.
I chose Kung Fry fighting that time, and of course
trailing way back on nine wins with five asterisks. Five
that's not now, you've always had them, Jay.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
What I would like, actually further down the track, is
for you to name what those asterisks was with fear
half of them.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
I can't remember.

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Honest, they're all cheating, they're all not picking themes.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
God, anyway, you can't go against Captain Edmund Jason true
to thank you the.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
Queens of.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
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this Friday afternoon. Now Diamonds on Richmond and the Jewelry
Store very kindly given the Big Show a ten thousand
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out there who maybe considering, you know, dropping the knee
and proposing to that special person.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
In their lives independently valued as well. Jason at two mil,
I've had it done again again five grand.

Speaker 2 (33:20):
Oh, so it's gone from being with two mil to
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
That's the market, Keysy.

Speaker 5 (33:27):
I bet that's the thing with diamonds, right. They're bloody beautiful,
everybody wants them. But the thing about is the true
value comes from how much you love it, because it's
been given to you by your beloved indeed, and you
can't put a price on that, Keysy, I just want
accept in this competition. It's ten grand.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah, I just.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
Worry that us saying that the ten k diamond ring
that Diamonds and Richmond have given us to give away
is actually only worth five ground.

Speaker 5 (33:47):
Oh you weren't complaining when it was worth a million?
Well I kind of was.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
But Fellers, yes, Kezy, Diamonds a Richmond have come on
board because they love love and they want to be
able to hook up and make it a fish.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Make a fish, cooking a fish.

Speaker 4 (34:06):
I like that, key a lot.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Were you've done there.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
I'll be doing that out of the weekend if you
don't you worry about it.

Speaker 5 (34:11):
I mean.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Yeah, yeah, bastard, I mean make it official.

Speaker 4 (34:16):
Oh right, that sort of cool chat.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
That's cool chat with me, Keysy.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
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Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, that's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
It is very ja.

Speaker 5 (34:45):
How did you propose to your wonderful wife?

Speaker 4 (34:49):
Seriously, I can't tell you on the radio.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
Right, okay, just because it wasn't actually I think, I know. Yeah,
you're always banging on about it to me. I thought
it's a sort of a story that should have stayed
between you and here. Actually, but I couldn't believe him.
Often you'll tell anyone. But good on you for not
doing it. Maybe we're doing on the.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Podcast, Yeah, podcasts out show? Good plan?

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Are you not telling us as well? Because you know
your wife's listening right now?

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I know. I think she's gone inside now she's the
radios on the outside. I should have done better. Yeah,
sound like you did pretty well. I should have done better. Yeah,
because I am, by by nature very romantic.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Yeah, well not anymore, but I used to be. She
would have been grateful that you didn't put it into
one of your poems.

Speaker 2 (35:40):
Well, oh god, it was a poem. Look a lot
of the themes coming through with these stories. Everyone wants
to do it in Queenstown, do they? They all want
to get a helicopter sound somewhere like to the top
of the Remarkables, Front of Friends, Joseph Glacier of course,
surprise trip to Queenstown, take her on the urn Slaw,

(36:01):
get down on one knee the urn Slaw. It's the
steamship oh that goes over to Kingston. I think it
is get down on one knee up near the remarkables,
have a couple of Bruce skis and when Big at
the casino with her and the Darky Big Show.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Well, I mean, in fairness, it is very picturesque. There
isn't it. It is pretty.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
It's a stunning, stunning John Now, I prefer like.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
A rugged coastline in the waves. Did up against the arts?

Speaker 3 (36:27):
No, yeah, my love didn't, only because we went close
to the water and I was pretty tired.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
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Speaker 5 (36:52):
That is a massive saving.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Great stuff. Hey, coming up next director Jack Nicol The Hold.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (37:00):
And Kissy Yes indeed Nirvana there on the radio. Hold
Archy big show this Friday afternoon. We have director Jack
Nickel in the studio with us. Jack, I don't know
much about you, but I know that you're a good
mate of Mogi's.

Speaker 4 (37:14):
How did you meet Mogi?

Speaker 7 (37:15):
How did I meet Mogi?

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Well?

Speaker 7 (37:17):
I met Mike when he was working as the facilities
manager at Stone Street Studios.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Right, okay, Yeah, which that's quite a title.

Speaker 5 (37:25):
Facilities manager. Yeah, facilities fellows.

Speaker 4 (37:28):
So what we had? What movie was that? Was that
the whole? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
And on that movie I was I would I was
the Kingpin. I guess you could say the overlord is
another way I put in it. Yea of the studios themselves,
but we also had I think it was twenty four
other buildings around Wellington and I had I had to
run them as well. It sounds pretty cool because facilities
the day to day reality was something different. And we're

(37:52):
gonna get distracted on this, but we should focus on
just because when you say facilities managers, sounds like, you know,
if Martin needed to go poose, if Bill bo need
to like cool making.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
There's literally what it was.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
So I had to order all the toilet I had
to order all the toilet paper, organized the cleaners all that,
you know, all that sort of stuff. And one of
my favorite things was over in the costume department. There
was a real plumbinessue at Stone Street Studios, wasn't there,
And probably every two two and a half days you
get a phone call it so Mike, the laundry is
flooded again, and and it was called the Pooon Army,

(38:27):
so it would overflow and just flood the area with
ship And who do you call when that happens? Yeah,
that was pretty much.

Speaker 7 (38:35):
Sometimes you delegate, you know, and asked me to go
fix What were you doing?

Speaker 5 (38:39):
Are you're running on that?

Speaker 4 (38:40):
I was running? Yeah? What on the pose?

Speaker 7 (38:43):
And I was the I was the production runner and
so I was like the one of the longest serving
production runners on the Hobbit. But I kind of the
only person who beat me in terms of longer serving
production runner was Mike, who was you were like, you
did it ages.

Speaker 5 (38:55):
I did it five or seven years or something that
most people move on with your lives, as you know,
but I just kept on doing This is the least
powerful job, but I loved it and continue to be
probably my favorite job.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
My daughter just scored a job over in Melbourne doing
production running, did she?

Speaker 5 (39:10):
Yeah, she works her ass off for five or seven years.
She's getting phone calls to clean up ship.

Speaker 4 (39:17):
So exactly. So Jack, what's going on, man, You've got
a bit of a project. Yeah, I understand what it is.
A bit about the project.

Speaker 7 (39:23):
So we're making this documentary. It's about gaming. It's a
it's a film shit in this gaming world about these
really old, like lame games that people still play like
thirty years less.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
So this one is called what's it called Knights of
Keyboard Warriors, Knights of Jellison, Nights of Chellison? And is
this am I right in saying it's one of those
ones where it's purely text based. Yes, So it's like
literally there's a cave in front of you type this
to go inside or you know.

Speaker 7 (39:49):
Yeah, it's super lame, but it's also kind of beautiful.
These people like continue to play it for thirty years
and all their friends, all the communities are in it.
But this one dude has hacked the game, so he's
kind of like ruining for everyone, right, and so the
rest of the community sort of have to band together
like this like super lame fellowship and bringing him down.
You know, it's like Lord of the Rings with like
zero graphics, and this is.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
A documentary so it's real. Yes, this is the plot
to a south Park World of Warcraft episode.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
I love that episode.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It's exactly the same thing. They all teamed up to
take down this guy. It was just a loser at
his mum's house.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Yeah, this is great.

Speaker 7 (40:22):
Yeah, so that's I saw that episode that I thought
about it. I was like, this is fantastic. And because
it's so like visually so lame, we're animating it as well. Right,
And so we've got Mike as one of the characters.
His name's Quicksilver, and he's like Mike Mikeno Jack.

Speaker 5 (40:36):
He's a very very facility as manager.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
I feel bad.

Speaker 7 (40:40):
About saying that because Mike, I'm not sure that your
listeners know, but he's got like a film and sun Dance,
you know, like this is like the top level of filmmaking.
So you know, besides being on the radio, he's also
well exceptionally.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Thank you, Jake.

Speaker 5 (40:50):
But bringing out facilities manager is untapped content. We've opened
up a whole world. We can talk about it for
the next year. So Mike plays one of the characters.
Is it is it a character controlled by a person
or is it.

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Yes, he's played he's the avatar of one of my
friend Travis, and he's he played this game with his
dad when he was like a little kid, and yeah,
in his brain, he's got this idea of this guy
called Quicksilver, who Mike has subsequently like sort of taken
and run with, and he's just kind of like riffed
on this character and in like true like Mike fashion,

(41:23):
it's like this like lovely gormless idiot who's like fantastic,
you know, so lovely to I was trying to play.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
A cool guy. Yeah, yeah, interesting, you've taken it the way.

Speaker 7 (41:33):
Mike's very good at playing like these silly characters, which
requires a lot of a lot of thought and intelligence,
I think.

Speaker 5 (41:40):
So, yeah, what would have been the idea? And the
other thing is that I'm helping Jack produce this film too,
But it's the idea of it is that every single
person that's actually playing this game and trying to take
this guy down, they're sort of they're based all over
the world, aren't they. And every one of these characters
gets followed through the documentary has got their own avatar.
So then you cut, you go from real world and
then you go into this animation and you play out

(42:01):
scenes and you tell the narrative arc of these characters
through that as well.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Tell you what we'll go to a tune and because
I believe you're trying to raise some funds, is that correct?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yes, good luck with that, mate.

Speaker 5 (42:13):
What he means is we'll get into that next Heart barracoutered.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissey.

Speaker 3 (42:21):
Indeed, bear Racoutera there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Friday afternoon. We've got to director Jack Nickel in
the studio with us. He's making a documentary about gaming.
I'll just pass it out to you fellas.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Cheers Jason enthusiasm. So, no, it's a documentary following the
true story of a game from the early nineties. Yeah,
there are no pictures. It is purely text based. You
have to imagine everything that happens in this world. And
over thirty years or so, one guy has taken over.
How was he taken over? Mike was saying he used
like bots and AI.

Speaker 7 (42:54):
Yeah, he's hectic by just like running these bots in
these scripts, right, like dominate the game.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
That's right, and so through that he has taken over
this game, whereas all these guys who have rediscovered the
game from the childhood have realized this ganged up together
to overthrow this evil overlord. It is literally the storyline
to South Park's World of Warcraft episode, which is just brilliant.
So whereabouts is you know, obviously going to raise funds.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
For this, right Jack?

Speaker 7 (43:19):
So yeah, yeah, So we've been working with the New
Zealand Film Commission, which is in an awesome and we
need a little bit more to basically get through post
production to get it to a point where the alche commit.
So we're raising fun through Kickstarter and we basically want
to cut the film and make it awesome.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (43:38):
The thing about this as well as the whole documentary
has already been shot, Jack and his co producer and
mate Andy have already been over to the States, have
filmed everything, so all the interviews with all of the
people involved, the Final Battle Royale, absolutely everything is in
the can. Just needs the money to be able to
finish the edit side of it, and then from there

(44:00):
it'll be a matter of getting the funding to do
the animation side.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Right I see, Okay, so if you want to get involved,
kickstarter dot com look for Keyboard Warriors Nights of Shallison.

Speaker 7 (44:11):
You're saying it right, how much you're needing there, Jack,
So we need about another fifteen thousand dollars. We just
hit ten thousand today. We're going at about a thousand
dollars a day. I'm going to go through the roof today.
I mean, people say what you like about them, fans
of the Big Show, so you like, but they love
throwing their money away, they really do.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
So once again, Keyboard Warriors Nights of Challison on Kickstarter
to give it a Google, it should come up there.
What's been your main thing?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Is it playing them the people the trailer for this
thing or like a little snippet and people go, that's excellent.
What's been your main hook?

Speaker 5 (44:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Pretty much. We've got some pretty wild characters.

Speaker 7 (44:50):
We've spent time in Texas with like gun nuts and
stuff like that, which is like absolute gold. But when
you get to you get to know them, they're pretty
thing people, right, and so yeah, basically, once you've seen
a bit of our content, you'll see like it's pretty
gnarly and it's pretty out there.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
So yeah, yeah, cheat up.

Speaker 5 (45:07):
And when you as a documentary maker.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
I remember watching the most recent I could think of, eh,
sort of David Ferry has done it. But also that
Charis documentary about cycling, when they just unveiled this whole
other thing. Is that like you know, you discovering all
these crazy characters and stuff. Is it's just a gold
minor content kind of Yeah.

Speaker 7 (45:23):
Yeah, it's very New Zealand versus America. You know, so
Americans are so like individualistic, Yeah, and the game is
kind of like used to be about community, but this
one guy has made it about himself, you know, and
so it's very it's a very clash of cultures and
it's like, yeah, we do show how wacky and wild Americans'
values are. Yeah, and then we sort of contrast that

(45:44):
with like this more community you know, we're all in
it together kind of thing that you know, Kiwis are
so good at Bloody Rapper.

Speaker 3 (45:50):
Well, Jack, good luck with that, mate, and let us
know how you get on. Well, I'm sure Mogi will
absolutely And it's good to know that he was a
facilities man the Jeff for a while.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
If you got any like anything memories or anything off
the top of your head, of Mogi dealing with a
poonami or anything like that for the Hobbit films or no,
nothing like that.

Speaker 7 (46:09):
I do remember like, as a runner, you'd have to
get everyone lunch, and on the very very rare occasions
that I got Mike lunch, he'd always give me way
too much money to pay me back.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
So that was like.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
GC, Yeah, well that's the facilities manager of money, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
I was going to say he's changed then by hell.

Speaker 5 (46:27):
Bloody rapper.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
Jack Nickel, thanks for coming in man, and once again,
if you'd like to contribute to the Kickstarter, just search
for Keyboard Warriors, Nights of Chellison.

Speaker 5 (46:34):
That A C H A L A C y in
good stuff.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Thanks Jace, Thanks Jack, thank you very much for thanks Mike,
Thanks good stuff fellows.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
The Hoodiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (46:47):
Yes, indeed the temper Tramp to round off the five
to six hour coming up after six o'clock of course,
what's Moggie going to be doing for his birthday weekend?

Speaker 4 (46:57):
And what's on the TV with Mogi. It's a special hour.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Ikey welcome back to your backbones. Hope you're Fridays going
along very nicely. Indeed, as we look forward to the weekend,
you're listening to the big show brought to you by two.

Speaker 2 (47:19):
Yeah, man, don't you up to you? I will be
responsibly of course. And the reason until you have jumped
on board is because they think everyone should have a
laugh nowadays. Oh yeah, that's why they've brought back the
year right billboards?

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Oh yes, so good man, good.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
One here on three four eight three, Jason's throbble was
definitely on tune on theme.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
Yeah right, it would have been good chain say love it,
say lovey. I'm really tired now listen.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
In the podcast outtro today we discussed all sorts of stuff,
but specifically this and what is it?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Keysy? What's the clip there?

Speaker 2 (47:57):
It says trail, trail, trail. I have no idea what
it's about.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Anyway, Here's It's not b trail is it?

Speaker 2 (48:06):
It comes out at seventh thirty tonight though, So you
ever get your potties from lose okay and the gondolas.
I might want to hire an e bike and just
ride around. There's a cool trail around the lake and
there's a few craft breweries and stuff along.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
Yeah, we got if you rephrase that. Do you want
to go to the pub You want to go to
lots of pubs all in a row. Yes, and we
can ride.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I remember now, I remember that. I remember if we
went on holiday. Because Jason hates everything, what could we
do that you'd actually enjoy?

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Yes? I really donate him. You don't, You don't, mate,
I love a lot of things, keezy. Yeah, I'm not
a hater man.

Speaker 5 (48:52):
Going for a walk.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
I'll be going for walks this this weekend for sure.
There you go.

Speaker 5 (48:58):
Oh, I know, I quite like a war Hello the walk.
I'm going to start getting into them though, just so
you know, yeah, just why not?

Speaker 4 (49:05):
Why not? And I hate it? Why not? Why I should? I?

Speaker 5 (49:13):
But I'm just going to make myself and who knows,
I might fall in love with it? Keysy, you don't know,
that's the thing.

Speaker 4 (49:17):
I mean.

Speaker 5 (49:17):
I attempted to take a golf cart around. Do you
know anyone with a golf cart? Man? Nah? Fresh out?

Speaker 4 (49:23):
Oh yeah, it's a joke.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
Hidarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Kesey System of a down there on the radio, hodarchy,
big show. Now, big weekend for our old mad Magie's
his birthday weekend on the Sunday.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I believe Mogi is on the birthday.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
Yeah yeah, and a big trip planned with a reuniting
with your lovely family.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Feels so good.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Talk us through it. Well, I'm not sure, to be
honest with you. It's a bit of a surprise. Thank you.
It's a birthday surprise. I'm going down there. I know
we've got on an ear B and B, and I
know that it's got a spar pool in it.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Oh, how good? How good is that? It is? Good?
Last time stuff, brother.

Speaker 2 (50:08):
Last time you were you were in a place where
the spar pool and the neighbors could see you as springs.

Speaker 4 (50:12):
Yeah right, yeah, yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
And they were also knocking us out to the owners,
that's right, yeah, people for doing nothing.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Actually.

Speaker 5 (50:22):
Yeah, So there'll be a little bit of that. And
I'm probably going to because I'm going to topall. You see,
we're going out of topaid. If you see me, just
leave me alone, all right, because I've been with my families.
Just beat it, all right? So am we going to
go snowboarding on the on the Sunday there and take
up the mountain. Yeah, yeah there, and and I was
thinking about going out on the lake there and going

(50:46):
to the Casino Lake top. Yeah, beautiful mountains there. Hopefully
there'll still be some snow because my daughter hasn't been
to the snow here.

Speaker 4 (50:54):
What's freezing there, so they should be. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
So I'm flying out tomorrow morning. It's a couple of
our flight. Yeah, looking forward to it. Man, beautiful part
of the world, badly. When do you come back Monday Monday,
A couple of couple of nights down there Monday.

Speaker 4 (51:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:10):
Also I've got my brother in law's down there. He
is a whitewater raft instructor and also a snowboarding instructor,
says down there in Topoor, and so he'll be able
to babysit, which is good.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Oh, how nice.

Speaker 5 (51:24):
Yeah, that's work, it isn't it so, especially.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Because your wife left you and now you're getting back
together again on your birthday.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
I just don't want you guys to put yourselves under
any too much pressure. No, you know what I mean,
Just take it one step at a time, nice and easy.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Ye. Yeah. But I'll have a probably a few beers.
Oh yeah, a few beers.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Why not just on your wife leaving you? Right, you
don't think that she's just been on a holiday for
a couple of weeks. There, it's sort of because you're.

Speaker 5 (51:54):
Like, that's beginning to make some sense, right, because when
she was walking out the door, Yeah, she was singing
Swing by Savage.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Rolling Stones. Here on the radio, hold akee big show.
How we got a weekend coming up? Let's talk TV.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue? Yeah? Wow, do

(52:41):
you remember when we used to actually try and do
something like that? You have a throw like a nice
tone gown and then it finish at the same time
as maybe there's something, isn't that?

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
Absolutely no. I was going to say, it's the weekend
coming and so we can watch some TV. But of
course you'll be party boy or week in making love,
having a good old time, so you probably won't watch
much TV.

Speaker 4 (52:58):
But did you watch anything last night?

Speaker 5 (53:00):
I did, mate, I did I watch another episode of
the Penguin. Penguin So what was that on?

Speaker 4 (53:05):
By the Oh yeah, I just got rid of as.
I said, Yes, it's good.

Speaker 5 (53:10):
I was talking I made about it today and he
said he got two episodes and he's going to give
it another one, but he's not sure about it because
everyone's so horrible. And I hadn't really thought about it,
and everyone is horrible. That's what House of the Dragons
is like. There's no good guy. Yeah, there's no one
like you like an anti hero, but you like them
to have some they need some things that you like
in them. I quite like the penguin, but apparently as

(53:31):
it goes on, he turns into more and more of
a scumbag. But it's very well made, and I don't
like some of the casting. Sure, some of the casting
really annoys me. It's like, how did you end up.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
With this person? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
God, this would be better with anybody else. Sure, But
it's a matter of taste, isn't it. But I recommend it.
I recommend it, and I will continue to watch it.
I'm going to be in trouble because my wife obviously
haven't had a way. I'm just like, I'm just going
to watch what I want, and so now she's going
to be, you know, a couple of three episodes behind.
So he wants to watch it, I imagine she will.

(54:04):
Don't ever, Keezy, what did I do ever? Mentioned House
of the Dragon again?

Speaker 4 (54:10):
What do you mean in this studio?

Speaker 5 (54:12):
I hate it.

Speaker 4 (54:12):
It's an abomination. Yes, and I will not have her
talked about.

Speaker 5 (54:16):
I know we're dissing it. The only one that watched
all of it.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
Yeah, that's true. The reason I brought it up was
the same because just because it enraged me so much.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
But there's no one good in it. The first season
you've got no one to support. They're all dicks.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
Not only is there no one good in it, there's
nothing good in Its stupid and it never goes anywhere.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Jays Sorry, I mean, what did you watch? Because I
choose your island. I want to I'm up to date
now because I was a day behind. Yes, can I
just say Dunk and Garaner we just saw him. He
was he was in here earlier. And he's a guy
I've never really liked because of you know, he's obviously
not aiming at my demographic. He does journalism and politics

(54:55):
and stuff, and you can be I don't know, he
can infuriate a lot of people. Yeah, a provocateur, he's
a provocateur and I think he's right leaning.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
No, he's actually initially he was left right. Then he
got on to the TV and took over that that
persona of being right leaning because it gets a lot
better ratings. And now he's doing his podcasts, he's sort
of sent a left on say cool, So well, G
seems to beg what he governments in there, and I
can appreciate that, just.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
Beg everyone exactly, which is he has come across so
great in this because he's so chill, he's so lovable.
Everyone gets on with him and he's just a really cool,
nice guy. So I think that's a good thing for
really shows. If you get the right people on, the
people who got an idea of afterwards you can be like, oh, actually,
because I saw him out there in the foyer and
instead of going oh he's dunk gun, I was, oh,

(55:45):
look he's dunk a gun and a wave to him,
and then I realized he doesn't know who that if.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
I am, yeah, and just look yeah another fanboy.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Yeah, but I'm excited for next week. I think it's
the final week, which is a shame, Jayson.

Speaker 4 (55:58):
I'll miss that, not a bugger, Sat. It's so the.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
Hohodikey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Kesey Oh Got a love a bit of pearl Jam Fellers.
Now listen.

Speaker 3 (56:09):
The last couple of weeks we've been talking about the
fault Line Marathon, haven't we, Fellers. That's right, and all
three of us we're massively keen to be involved in it. Unfortunately,
all three of us are carrying injuries at the moment,
so we can't do it.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
You've got your gemmy foot, yes, I've got a lack
of interest.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
What have you got the X me?

Speaker 2 (56:30):
Yeah, and orthopedic slippers. So unfortunately it's a shame too
because it's an ultra marathon which is even longer.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Yeah yeah, and you can bike it as well.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
You can do one hundred mile bike which is aboute
hundred and sixty odd k far if you want.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
What guts me is I think about all the training
I did for it, you know what I mean? All
of that and I can't even do the barket.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Yeah, that's you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (56:49):
So if people out there were keen to get involved,
and of course happens down in Wellington, there is a
trail Paradise down there where the views are worth every
bit of pain, sacrifice, am minute of training because we can,
and we're looking for people to take our places. It
is time to call those people and little know they've won.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
Yes, indeed, good a Matthew your mad Bassett. How's life good? Matey? Yeah? Good,
thanks mate? A bit of a fit massad are you?
I went from micro today? So yea good?

Speaker 5 (57:18):
How far was it?

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Eighteen?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (57:22):
Yeah? Okay you're nice. So yeah, okay, Mike you go, okay,
I'm going to go. So you obviously wanted to take
on this, uh this marathon for one of us?

Speaker 4 (57:32):
Who are you?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
Who are you taking it wrong for?

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Ah?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Okay sweet?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
So you're only doing the six caves then good on you. Yeah,
that's what I signed up for.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I don't know if I'll do the full, but I'll
do a fifty So that's me off the hook, I mean,
that's me covered. Yeah, congratulations Matt you've won yourself not
only entry but also some accommodation and flights as well.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
All right, oh amazing, thank you you enjoy man. Let
us know how you get on get a Louis from
Auckland House life. Yeah, good mate, how are you guys. Good,
thanks man, you're good. You do a bit of fitness there, Louis.
Oh double try to Yeah yeah mate, who you're representing?

Speaker 1 (58:17):
It's gotta be old mogi.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
Wow bad you're going to four one sixty?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Maybe not?

Speaker 5 (58:27):
Good on Louis.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Are you a biker or a runner or what's the deal?

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Oh bit of all time to run? Good on your man, Yeah,
fifty k run.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
And have you have you ever run like a marathon
or a half or an ultra or anything like that.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
I've got an Auckland marathon coming up.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Oh great, okay, sweet, I'll kick on from there. Good
on your mate, bluddy ripper Louis.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
While you're you're officially going, mate, you've got yourself accommodation
and flight sorted as well.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
Awesome, thank you, go on, Louis on your man, man bastard,
get a EV house live? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Good, good, thanks man.

Speaker 3 (58:59):
Ye're good on you mate. So you're obviously going to
be representing me. What do you you'll be doing one
hundred k?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
One?

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Won't you.

Speaker 5 (59:06):
For you do anything? Yeah? You are going to run
one hundred k? Oh?

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Absolutely? Have you what's the furthest you've run in your life? Man?

Speaker 4 (59:18):
I've run a marathon.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Yeah okay, yeah, so one hundred k piece of it's
roughly the same. And how often do you run man?

Speaker 4 (59:28):
Well, like five six ons a week? Wow?

Speaker 2 (59:32):
And are you and like immaculate nick Na.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Bloody great good stuff Eddie, Well, good luck mate, and
thanks for representing old Hordy j staying the line and
pug Son and Studio B.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
We'll look after you mate, Good luck, Thanks your mate.

Speaker 2 (59:48):
It's a flying accommodation as well, which is bloody exciting.
Don't forget if you would like to tackle the fault
Line Ultra Marathon is all different distances. You can also
do the mountain bike version as well, which is the same.
You can head to fault Line dot co dot m
Z great.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Hood act you big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keisy.

Speaker 4 (01:00:18):
Well there you go, your mayor bastards. That's a big show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:20):
Done and dusted this Friday afternoon and indeed for the
week Moggie, happy birthday mate, for the weekend. I will
send you a message on the day obviously, I appreciate.
Take it easy out there, have a great time with
the family. Beautiful down country. I won't say where yeah,
try and follow you or something like that, you know

(01:00:41):
what I mean?

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
How good? How good other plans are you gonna? I'm
not really sure.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
Actually, the way I look at it is, look, whatever
they've got planned for me, whatever amazing adventures and gifts
they've got for me, that's that's fine by me, you know.
And if it's sort of a bit purse poor, then
I'll be fuming the whole the whole time and just
sort of, you know, drop my lip, yeah, walk sort
of ten meters in front of them, sort of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:08):
So yeah, nice, nice? Can you see what are you
up to? Your mate?

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
I'm still tossing and turning us to whether or not
I go to Pugsun's DJ event. Sure, because that's it
tonight at eight pm and Ahubar and Auckland. Well that's
only what good mates would do. I'm just naked. Yeah,
And tomorrow I've got a big afternoon slash evening with
the mates where I'll be naked again on the Sunday's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Right, So you'd be home if you went to pugs
and thing, you'd be home about sort of nine thirty.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
You'll be asleep by ten.

Speaker 5 (01:01:34):
You know, you've got no cared you've got nothing going on,
you sleep till ten the next day, and then you've
got something.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
What about six hours after you wake up with tea.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
Much time playing golf with golf carts and beer boxes,
the whole, the whole, she bangs.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
So you put it good. You put a good case
together for me. I think Pegs will think. That's absolutely fine. Man,
Thanks smoking it'll work out.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
Flag it.

Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
What are you doing tonight? Jay?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Surely you'll be going to pugs this thing because you
said you would.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Well, look, you know, I'm away for it all of
next week, fellas. So I'm gonna go away for a
little while, gather my thoughts. Take it easy to do
a bit of fishing, a bit of swimming, a bit
of walking, a bit of eating all the chairs.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Yes, probably. The chances are high.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
That I'll make love what a stallion?

Speaker 3 (01:02:15):
Yeah I know, man, I don't like to crap on
about it. Hey, now listen. Thanks for taking the time
to listen to the show. Check out the Instagram also
chick out all our podcasts. Have a fantastic week in
New Zealand. Until next week, See you later.