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October 19, 2024 19 mins

On today's best bits from this week, Jase gets kicked off the Big Show, Mike's cutting the luxuries and Keyzie needs business advice.

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Whole Aching Big Show with Jon, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Well, it's skinned simple man on the Hidaki Big Show
this Monday afternoon. You've got Kezy and Moga here, hoody
j is on holiday. Do you feel like another best
of the Big Show moment made?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Yeah? Man, roll one out? What do you got?

Speaker 2 (00:18):
This one here is from January this year and it
involves hoidy Ja getting canceled.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Often when you when you've got that sort of discomfort
and pain, you create a bigger pain to distraint you
from the pain.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Of your and your eyes. Yeah, totally.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Or on your bullos riot Okay, so you.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
Or you put the deep heat on your noose.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
We used to do that when we used to go
on a second fifteen rugby. Just rub a bit of
deep heat on the bulloss. Go out there like raging bulls, flick.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Each other with towels and there it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well, someone who's actually suggesting here on three four right
through that you flick the area with a wet tail.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Oh really, yeah, where you go?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I guess that would put moisture into it and they
would help with the burn.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Speaking of burns. The old Chinese burn always works too cool.
It's a shame because you had quite a cool career
up until now.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Yeah, oh god, actually can you put me forward for
dog Squad?

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Actually, hey Pegs, you want to step up? Brother Jason
has been canceled.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
The Big Show of course, with Keezy and old Mogi
there and pretty exciting day to day, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
It's a bloody big day for us there, Kezy. I
mean you and I have been doing this show for
a while now, and yeah, you know, going from strengths
to strength, but we thought it was time to bring
in a new member of the team. We'd like to
welcome Sir James Pegsley Pegs, Welcome to the team. Brother.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Hey, thanks guys.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Wow ah lo no means the world. Yeah, you know,
these opportunities kind of come out of nowhere and you've
just got to grab them. And I'm really grateful to
be here.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Well, the good thing is we've been developing you for
a while and we were just waiting for an opportunity
to bring you in. Obviously, the person who used to
sit in that chair, he massively blue things.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
He's gone.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
You're around, So I'm looking forward to the future with us.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Yeah, that's right, and it's one of those things where
you've got to be prepared, which is why you have
been doing a bunch of work with us, Sean. You
never know when things are going to go pear shaped.
And for those that are listen to the show, obviously
you know the previous member of the team who I
always had my doubts about, I'd like to distance myself
from him. He said some things in that previous break
which were inexcusable, right, indefensible and just outright racist. They

(02:21):
were actually so he's gone. He has gone, and.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It's great to be on board Pugs, but look it's
not dwell on the pass. Let's moved things alive. Absolutely. Yeah,
we've got fifty long night and Day vouchers to give away,
so it's got eight hundred Hardarky and just see who's
on the line, Hodarky. Who are speaking to?

Speaker 5 (02:37):
Oh you get a key, it's old Hoidy j here.
How are you fellows going? All right?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (02:46):
We're going good mate? What do you want a fifty
dollars a night and day vouch? You do you think
that's going to help things?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Dear?

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Wow, everyone that calls through and eight hundred hodek I
thought gets a fifty dollars voucher. She's been pretty full
on Fellers. I've just been escorted off the premises. So
I'm just outside in the street here having a Darry. Look.
The thing is, I just want to say, you know
that sometimes when you're doing live radio and that you know,
you can get a bit carried away. I've got over

(03:11):
excited there and I maybe said something I shouldn't have,
and it's miss you. You might be able to put
in a word with me to Bogsy or whatever and
just explain, you know, how live radio works in that mate.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
I think once you start saying using phrases like Chinese burn, yeah,
for example, I think you really mean you've made your
own bed and you gotta lie it now. So yeah,
it's a shame, but yeah, Pugsy is on board. I
don't worry about the show man. It's going to be
great without you. Yeah, that's what you're worried about.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
I could just, you know, have put in a word
for me or something like that. I mean, you know
how it works. I mean TJ said some shockers on
Bloody Alive on here and Bloody you know sat my
bloody snus out for him. I mean, come on, fellow.

Speaker 3 (04:01):
To be fear your snozzlers already stick it out exactly,
so that doesn't really help.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And also, Jason, wasn't the phrase that you used.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
It was the.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Tirade you went on during the ad break afterwards. It
was that sort of stuff. And to ask Magie to
go into Batfield, I mean, that's just that's bloody. That's
terrible for his career, you know, Jason, if I can
just say, man like, no hard feelings, brother, you know,
these things happen. Chapters doors closed, otherwise open.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Yeah, if you were to make an apology, a public
apology on here, you'd ever know you luck man.

Speaker 5 (04:36):
Yeah, well, I'll see how we go. I will tell
you what I'm going to do with fellows. I might.
I might go to the Old Sky City. There you
get on the Queen of the Nile. My latch won't
have a.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
Few beg you beg on the darts, You beg on
the darts.

Speaker 5 (04:51):
Well I am now, yeah, my career. I just got
a call from dog Squad as well. You're not happy.
I don't know how they bloody found out about it.
Gold Squad money that was us.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
We told her, I've I had I put a call
through to Broken Wood as well. You've been fired off there.
I just wanted to give them the heads up. I've
talked to Jermaine Clement. You've been cut out of wellingson Paranormal.
Ryan Goslins are happy.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yeah, well I'm not so worried about Wellington Paranormal, but
all about others for I mean, Bloody Nora.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
So that was actually the first time that Jace almost
called him race. Isn't it funny that Jason actually got canceled.
We didn't have this back then, Mogi. But I'm just
going to play one of these Yeah, the racism alarm.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
H well, that's why we brought that in.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah, it's right, just because he's done it too many times.
So don't forget. If you want to listen to any
episode of the Big Show, they're all available where even
get your podcasts from. Just search Hodaki and they're all
there for you. Here's some Shee Hard The Darky.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
And Kissy Sound Going on The Hiducky Big Show five
thirty six this Tuesday afternoon with Kezy and Mogi old
Hoody joys away on holiday. So just to remind us
of what we're missing out on, we've got old pugs
on to light us up. Some best of the Big
Show moments. This one, Mogi, is from September last year.
Apparently it's about Hoidy J trying to start up a

(06:08):
family business. Do you have any recollection of all notices?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
None at all.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Literally nothing. It's just it's my brain is empty of
all memories past about a week ago. So here it
is best of Hoidy J trying to start a family business.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
You know, Mogi, my wife and I have been spending
a little bit of time lately over the last month
of two trying to think of a family business that
we can start.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Smart. You don't do much during the day, do you
sitting around on that?

Speaker 4 (06:33):
No, it makes you quite busy. I'm quite busy, but
I don't have a business. Yeah, And you know, we've
sort of flirted with the idea of like a cafe.
Maybe that could work. I was really keen for a
while on Hoidy Jay's milkshakes.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
You bring all your shakes to your milkshakes to the yard. Hey, yeah,
the boys to the yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:56):
Yeah, you know and just having a little milkshake.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So whereabout, Well, there's this vacant dairy next to us,
and it's been vacant forever. And I just see myself
in one of those triangular little top hat things and whizzing.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Up just milkshaggs.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Yeah, maybe just milkshakes, just to be exclusive and really
unique milkshake.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
It's not much chopping winter though. They don't really great
games in winter. Or you can switch it over to
hot chocolate pies.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Yeah, maybe hot water bottles. It just never And then
last night I had an epiphany. It was like what
an epiphany? Oh yeah, and it just it's like a
clarion bell. It just comes as a family business. Why
don't I start a drug cartel? Because I've been watching

(07:45):
the series Ken that I've been talking about on What's
on the TV with Might but know it's all about
an Irish drug family, and I thought, actually this would
be perfect. I've got four girls. They could each beat,
you know, run the main centers across the country. Right,
They're all store launch as hell, good communicators. I got
in touch with Kei.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Feet, remember key Feet Ridiculously from here and a half
of yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, because he used to be in that business. And yeah,
but you know I offered to cut him into the deal.
Yeah mate, you get ten percent. And he's just been
an absolute fund information about the dudes and of drugs, heroin,
whatever we can get from.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
Well, this is the.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Thing, you know, We've got to find the sources.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
And stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I've got a few here and there that I could
probably go and tap right and overseas as well.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
And then you get into the export importing sort of thing.
That's a trick. You want to get into the big stuff,
then oh look, I'm thinking bigger transactions less frequently. I'm
thinking containers. And just make sure that the credit card
when you're buying the drugs overseas, make sure the credit
cards and your wife's name, so that's good. And when
they're seeing the drugs over make sure it's addressed to
your wife.

Speaker 4 (08:58):
Oh yeah, always Okay, Well, or made up.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
One of your daughters, sure, yeah, any youngest one, because
she won't be able to go to proper prison, she'll
just be put in a home.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
So but they won't believe that, you know, a fifteen
year old is important. Containers, I'll be honest.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Days.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Oh yeah, rndous I'll be honest with you, Mogi. Everything's
in my wife's name deliberately. So yeah, mate, the debts
that I've racked up that she's going to find about
sooner or later, it's going to be a nightmare. But yeah,
in her name for sure.

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Once you, once you get it up and running, you
should get me and Mogi involved.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
I could see you as a mule. But the thing
that worries me about you, Keezy Well is an ark.
Well a you're an ark, and the irritable bowel of
yours is concerns me, you know what I mean. Yeah,
So I'm not sure that you could get a lot
up there without a head causing some sort of midnight
steamer explosion. And I can't have I can't have kilo

(10:00):
yourself top quality gear, right, spray law over your shower.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Cubical, the person I don't have a shower cubicle. I
thought we were doing containers and then it changed to
me spraying spraying a shower.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But the fact that you have, you've stored kilos up
there of quality gear also, according to me, after that
sort of yann he here to you, the first thing
that you were offended by was effect. You said you
have a shower stool.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah, that does pass me after I do not have
one of those.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
He does.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
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Speaker 1 (10:47):
The Whole Aku Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Whole Celebrity Skin. It is twenty six minutes past five
on the Hudaky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon. You've got
Kezy and Mogi here, and Murgi's looking to put himself
onto a bit of a budget. So you're cutting back
on all the all the things in life you don't need. Yeah,
tramming back.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yep, you call them luxuries. Don't you keep the one?
So for me? That is uh Sky Sport Yeah gone?
So no, no India Test Match? No, what's that three
Tests series? I don't get to watch any of that.
I imagine the All Blacks are also on Sky that's
coming up. They've got the Northern Tour, the yere. So, yeah,

(11:29):
that's that's a little sacrifice I'm willing to make. The
darts have got to go. That's they've just got to go. Yeah,
I mean that's the first, no brain. As much as
I love them, they've got to go. So we'll see
how on that last you guys might have heard me
mentioned them before. I'm off the booze, right, okay, completely, well,
I'm off the booze unless it's already in our house. Right,
there's also boxes that to you around here? Oh yeah,

(11:50):
I can still I forget about that. Yeah, so I've
given up buying booze buying. You can still steal it
or take it from work. Yeah, that's the way to go.
But yeah, there's a few ideas that have come through
you here. On three four eight three keysy, somebody here
sees run to work. You'll save on petrol and it'll

(12:11):
keep you in pretty good. Nick.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Yeah, how far away is your house from here?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Too fair to run? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Three k wow, that seems like the perfect distance to run,
to be honest.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
What about coffee? Go back to freeze drive inster. Yeah,
I mean I could quite happily get rid of coffee.
I don't buy coffees. I don't buy coffees out because
I think they're a rip, right, but we do get
there like the plunger stuff at home, right, So I
could get rid of that. So that's going on the list.

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Coffee, Okay, coffee, because I just one of the best
things I've ever done is just I love instant coffee.

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I prefer get rid of that as well. I mean
you don't have I mean I'm not getting rid of it.
I need it to operate.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Someone here, and you actually used to do this when
you were living on Wayhiki for a while there. You
don't flush the toilet if it was sort of if
it's yellow lit at mellow situation, that's right, and have
really short showers.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Yeah, could do that, yep, do that.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Also cut back on the laser sessions and sessions and
just invest in a battery hedge trimmer. Yeah yeah, probably
not powerful in our fast well probably.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
It's in you know, it's probably a bit of an overkill,
to be honest with you. They've been lasered within laser
to death almost down there. So I don't think the
MCKID is going to be much used to me.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Okay, someone saying here, you could just buy one pair
of shoelacers at a time rather than six pairs.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah, that's a callback to when I was unable to
buy shoelacers and all you could do is buy a
six pack of eighteen different colors. That's right. Yeah, so
it'll be interesting to see how we go. I've got
some ideas.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Okay, go you can put the up raise the price
of your selfies. When so next time you're in the
Cordy Lounge and Tom York wants a photo with you,
because what's your current rate sixty sixty, you can put
that up seventy. I don't think anyone would worry.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
That's still key.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
Yeah, you could get a job. I'll get Jason to
represent you. Maybe get you some acting work. Yeah, because
that's dried up. So he has dried up.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
But a little bit of voice where it could be
nice actually chezy if you can help me out there.

Speaker 2 (14:06):
Wow, I mean not everyone's born with a great voice.
You could get a flatmate. You we're talking you, your wife,
your daughter is a great flatmate, right, you know, because
there could be an extra sor one hundred and fiftywo
hundred bucks a week. Maybe I'm not sure you could
use a cheaper supplier for your hair hats.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Oh yeah, but they're bought and paid for already. Okay,
they have done. Yeah, you got to hear it. That's
pretty good life.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Yeah, okay, those are all great ideas. Keep them coming.
On three four eight three, Like, for example, one literally
just came through. You could buy less white tight T shirts.
Oh yeah, it's almost luxuries.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
Yeah, I mean yeah, I don't know about that. You
can never have too many woman's size small T shirts.
I completely agree, and that's the beauty of it. My
wife and I share them. I'm going to do I'll
be doing an update of budget this weekend and on Monday.
How much of how much of off more weekly out guns?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Okay, how much you've lays it off your weekly out?
All those suggestions on three four three in the draw
for a twoy price pack to keep them coming.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
Kisy stephen Nix. There is just seventeen thirteen minutes to
five on The Huducky Big Show with Kezy and Mogi.
Old Hoidy j is still on holiday back Monday though,
and Mogi, I need some sage advice which traditionally.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
You know type I've got man, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
And traditionally I get a lot of my advice from
Hoidy j Yeah. Well exactly to be honesome. Starting to
think you might be trying to steer me wrong. I've
recently started my own business, right, a company which I'll
be operating through in media. Yeah okay, because just you know,
you've got little bits and pieces going on, you want
to funnel it all through one little business, which I've
called Keezy Industries, right, So that's now up and running.

(15:52):
And the reason being is I want to make the
most and take advantage of like you know, you've got
your business expenses and all this sort of stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
And you're looking at dodge of text. Man.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Now I don't want to dodge the text. I just
want to fully jews all right, yep, No, I will
pay my jews. I just I just want to utilize
fully the fact that I have a company, you know,
Keysy Industries. So the thing I'm still trying to get
my head around. I don't want to splash out for
an accountant, no, because I'll just get some knowledge off

(16:21):
old Mogi. Because you heaps of businesses, you still yeah,
so I want to know what what is and what
isn't a business expense. So for example, Sky Sport slash Netflix, Yes,
we do a television business expense because we do a
television review thing here I work on yeah commentary, So

(16:41):
that's okay, cool, A little techniques to that. I do
a video game podcast, the Extremely Casual Gamers Podcasts. Does
that mean that I can get as a PlayStation game
a business expense?

Speaker 3 (16:52):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Sweet, okay, I'm just going to tick that. What about
if I buy like a pink jacket because it becomes
content here on the show is his pink jacket which
is actually faded written? Is that a business expense?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
I mean you have to walk around and look like
a tool, but you know you do get to some
of that off.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, percentage, which is worth it. What about
this might be weird, but like let's say throat lozenges
or vocal zones to protect your money maker, your voice box,
I would say yes, wow, okay, yeah, tick raizor blades
so I can maintain my trademark. Sorry, what so I

(17:33):
can maintain my trademarks?

Speaker 3 (17:35):
Your appearance does is regarded as an expense? Wow?

Speaker 5 (17:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (17:38):
Yeah, you're a presenter.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Yeah, so literally, anything about my opinion, cut my haircut? Yeah,
what about like my head and shoulders that I get
at the supermarket for.

Speaker 3 (17:47):
Hidden shoulders for your dan draft shocking by the way
count to.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Okay, good because I mow through that stuff, So you
wouldn't have to deal with that because you've got a
hair hat. Okay cool. What about, for example, if I
go to the chiropractice, Yeah, because we yell backbone all
the time. Is that it's a straight Okay, it's straight?

Speaker 3 (18:04):
Yeah, you can claim that.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Okay, tech, this is great. I want to be able
to claim most stuff, Like what about porkmants?

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Absolutely because it's content heavy, heavy content.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
And so if I just went home to my wife
to be fair, actually anything I buy my wad.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
W yeah yeah, yeah, awesome, it's all good.

Speaker 2 (18:21):
I can just say it's for her and then just
keep it. So if I just went home to Los
just we're just gonna eat porkmants, because I can write
it off as a business experience. Yeah, as long as
we talk about porkmants every now and then, that's right.

Speaker 3 (18:31):
You talk about your experiences of cooking porkmants, of eating
portmant of doing the dishes. They had portmants on it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Yeah, what about boozezy steam steam?

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yeah yeah yeah, work.

Speaker 2 (18:45):
Expense Okay, great button mushrooms.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
Oh well, I know that's more your different meaning, right, Okay,
you can talk about but mushrooms. But I think given
that they actually mean men's downs to you is like
how many how many men's downstairs we're looking to buy
and or rent?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like a punnet. Okay, well I'll put I won't include
X that one. I mean, yeah, what about this one
because you must mow through these tissues? Tissues? Business expense.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, that's a business expense. Funny just generally funny caterpillar
tops and stuff like that, which I know you get
for free. Yeah, and that you find in rubbish bins,
but you could still sort of put a value on
it and then claim that back.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
All right, thanks Mogi, Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
No worries, mate, you're in you're probably going to get audited.

Speaker 1 (19:36):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Hold a key,
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