October 24, 2024 • 51 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers two from bringing
Back to Last and the World Gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome, this is big.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Big Show. Jason hits my note and.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
I'll give your man your company this Thursday afternoon, the
twenty fourth of October twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show, the full Big Show,
every member of the Party of the Big Shows here
today and clooning the one and only Maggie. But I'll
get to him in a minute. And this show is
brought to you by twy.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yeah sorry, fellow, yeah responsibly.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right, yes.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You don't forget the old two year right campaigns back. Yeah, God,
you're not gonna what go on? Wound us go on?
What do you mean wound?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You give us, give us a little bit of just
casual check. Have you got any casual check? I haven't
seen you for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'll do it. Actually, I was driving in I saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now, can we save that for maybe the first.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I just need that's got to be related to this toy. Okay, Yes,
I was driving in, drove past one of the toy
billboards and it's funny. It made me laugh. Yeah, and
I thought, oh god, on this dand age we can
all do with a laugh. That's what I like the attempt.
They're really good, really good. Did I feel like I
stuck the landing though? No, the landing was the problem.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, But anyway, tell you what, ye what's not
a problem is how you're looking Magie's stallion. Yeah, it's
never a problem for me, I tell you that much.
On this side of the desk. And there you came
in today once again, just looking baff airs. You got
your nice tight T shirt on, you got your massive
poor namu and looking great mainhouse life.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
of a b. Sorry, I had to take the down yesterday.
I had to go and get a little bit of
botox done. Get my my wig, my little man hat,
me and my hem hat what do we.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Call it yet?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Get it tightened up a little bit, sure, brand new today, feelings.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And reproaring and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Great stuff for mate, She's not cool, hardy, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Just such a random say someone walks past, speaking of
hair hats.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What a lead Therekezy, you're looking bad man, You are
looking mean.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's a haircut you've ever had.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yes, really yea, I'd like a bit more off the top,
but other than that, very good.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No, no, no, perfect mount at the top, I would
say previously it has been abit long.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Aptop it was. I got it done. And my wife
even said, I think you're too.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
But I'm here for it though.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And he was like happing to take an extra cineme
and I was like, go for it, man, let's do
it yolo. And then he did. And it looks great,
looks fair.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You you're looking really good.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You look excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, thanks Dave. Look at my shirt with your slanty
little eyes there.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
And alarm, that's apology to everybody out there.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Jay.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So I think we're going to have to get you
out of here. Brother. Yes, that's the end of the
show for the three of us. Back to me and
Keysy with your little seagull shit the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Geehat there on the radio, Hoed Donkey Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock
and great news if you're just joining us. The full
team back and forth, just very exciting stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Phellous. It feels like a little while, doesn't It does,
doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It has been a while since we've all been together.
Because we were talking about this yesterday, Mogie that you know,
a few people were suggesting that there'd been a bit
of a some fistiers, that some refs in the Big Show,
that we couldn't stand each other's company or be in
the same room. And we were very quick to quash those,
weren't we easy?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, very quick quick. Some people were saying, yeah, yeah, right, hey,
but do you guys do the big pole?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I suppose big pole?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So today's big pole was going to be about flying
flying in an airplane, but we'll did it another day.
Today's big pole is now Jason's brown crocs. Yes or no?
Because Jason's walked in wearing brown crocs and hideous socks. No,
I have to notice.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Until before I'm just looking at Pug sound it's not him.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm just going to come over and have a look
at these crocs. Yeah, you don't have a look at
them because he's got weird socks on. He's got brown crocs.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's just wearing them at home. And I couldn't be
asked taking them off.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And he's got a seagull shirt on. The only thing
that looks good is the toy cap? Are they greener?
They so like a brownie green? Okay, you've already.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Taken a photo pug sound for God's I.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Mean, the heenus that disgusting. What was the thought process there?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I got.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I got home from golf there, mogie sure, and I
put my crocs on, and I was just tootling around
doing stuff. And then when it came to work, I went, ah,
I can't be ass taking them off.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm just going with my crocks.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And what do you think would happen when you walk
through the doors here we're in that.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh, it did cross my mind that I get a
fair amount of grief about it. But then I you know,
I've reached the age now in my life where I
just don't care what forty three?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I just don't care. I know people going to
really you know how into me? Then so be it?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm comfortable in my own skin. That that is what
it is.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well, that's great, Yeah, that's good for you, man. I
mean it's great that you don't care because we're going
to hook it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's great for the show as well, you know, because
it's content. So if you'd like to see a photo
pug Son's just slapping them together now, they'll be up
on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram. We might also chuck
it on the Facebook as well, because not everyone has instag. Yeah,
but brown crocs or crocs in general years or no,
give us your thoughts on three four eight three. You
can call us an eight hundred Hoducky. There are two
prize packs for those that get involved. I understand they're
(05:55):
very comfortable, though, is that right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They are very comfortable.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's why I put them on when I got home
after take them a golf fuse off and then I
just went on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It is odd though, because like visually the Ahenus, so
my question has always been how do people find out
that they're comfortable, because if they're on the shelf, you'd
look at them and go, well, I'm never wearing those
in a million years.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
No, they're gross, and here we are. People love them not.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Don't talk to me about gross orthopedic.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Boy, that's not my name.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yes indeed the black Crows there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty one
minutes past four o'clock. Go and check out the big
poll today. My brown crocs yes or no?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's right? Jason's brown crocs yes or no? That's up
on the Hurdarky Big Show Instagram. Also on our Radio
Hurdarcky Facebook. Have your say. Basically, Jason's walked in in
an outfit that says to me, Mogi, I don't really
care about impressing the fowlers anymore, or I don't really
value what my workplace thinks of me. And it's almost
like you're in a relationship with you're just giving up
and you're just like, oh, well, you know, I'm married now,
(07:04):
I'm not going to make an effort.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I don't feel as strongly as about it as you do.
Keysy your generation sort of again separated from Hoody Jay.
To me, it looks like a mental patient who has
escaped an asylum, right, and he's got his slippers on
and he's got his you know, as weird shirt or
(07:26):
the seagull shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was trying to find. Hey, you guys, you guys
remember my boats here?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Eh yeah, I'm trying to find that because that's my
favorite shirt of the summer.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll definitely find it for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And I've also got a really good lemon My wife
bought me a short sleeve shirt with lemons all over.
I'll wear that tomorrow if I can't find my boat shirt.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So what you actually look like? Because you've got your
toy cap on, your seagull shirt, random pants, colored socks,
and brown crops. It looks like an alien is trying
to blend in with humans and has just sort of
found some clothes and put them on, and it having
a crack at blending in. What it looks like jas have.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I gotta be honest with you, man, it looks like
you've been out on a bender for three days. You
found you is You've woken up on a park bench,
You're completely naked, and you've found a clothing bin nearby. Sure,
you've dived in head first, You've got en dressed in
the dark, You've jumped out, and this is how you look.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Sure? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Three?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Three is the text line, people are, well, they're getting
amongst the discussion crocs. Hell, no, what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What you've been?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's from Kim. Oh, Kim actually be interested to get
a female point of view on this one on the
crocs and Kim might be a boy maybe or a
man or a man that's right?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Can I can?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I just can I just defend myself somewhat well?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I thought, you see you don't care.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well I Doug, but I want to give you my thoughts.
You know what was what was going on? I mean,
I find it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I find it. I on Maggie that you're having a
go at me. I know when you've come in with wearing.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Daggy shorts, jendles and a singlet win many time.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, that's crops are.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, don't start me with you, Kesey.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But no, here's my thinking. I went and played golf
with Keysy today.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I got home. It was just chilling out.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Put the shirt on because it was a bit hot
and it's very cool, sir. I put my crops on
and it was just faffing around the house and then
I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
God, I gotta go to work, and I went. You
know what, I just can't be changing my shoes. Yeah,
that's what that's the Can I also say?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Can I also say though, there was a young fellow
that came around. He was doing some work on our house.
Bloody good looking young fellow looked pretty styly, he was pretty.
He wanted it in his shorts with his crops and
socks on, and I went, yes, sweet airs, man, sweet air,
that's cool.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
As I said, is your shower working none at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's not his fault, though, his fault to make.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Text on three four eight three crocs are for absolute backbones,
of course, Keysy wouldn't understand them. Yeah, that's from a
local lunatic brown crocs. Hell no, that's from Brad. The
holes in the crocs are there to let your dignity
seep out.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
If no, you might as well walk around with a
giant penis hanging off your forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's great, hey, but Keysy, can I just say this mate?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh here we go?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What at least I can walk.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
In my crocs and I don't fall over with my
ass in the looking over my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Jace, someone who has requested a sideboy side photo of
me and my orthopedic slippers and Jace and his crocs.
The difference is your crocs exist and you are wearing
them here at work on Facebook, Instagram. Have a look
and will reaversit this later on.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
The Darkey Big Show week days from four on Radio
Hodarkeys and four.
Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'll tell you what, fellows, I'm in the right frame
of mind. I don't mind a bit of Floyd.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, right, and get into the zone there, you know,
just put the headphones on and just chill out.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
My skull candies so good. Keep an air out by
the way for the roar of the encore if you
hear it. Okay, give us a call on eight hundred HODUK.
You can win five hundred bucks.
Speaker 4 (11:13):
It's gig a little imagine that many.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Yes, yeah, hey, while you're away, Jos, because you're away
last week? Yes, what was that about? While you're away?
Me and old Moggi over there. We got the listeners
to help us put together what we assume a sort
of regular day off for you might look like sure,
because you didn't leave the city. You know, you pretty
much were just at home. Yeah, So we got people
people text her on three four eight three and helped
(11:38):
us put this sort of schedule together. So I'll just
run you through a few.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Of them before you get into it. Kesy, I mean,
do you feel like it's accurate or I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, sex am,
you're awake because of the sunlight.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
And I've got a very thin curtain Mogi in my room.
It does get in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
and sleeping and now.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The curtain itself, keezy is quite dark, but it's just
a thin material.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Sure, okay, six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
like stop stardy wheeze.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, it's usually a power stream.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
And then it don't lie And then it's six ' ten.
You decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
Tapago that's enough. I pretty much into the tank. Then
you put on some shorts because you're at home and.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's getting warm. Now inaccurate.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Why what did you put on your brown cross? Brown
Cross six fifteen, have a drry on the deck six
twenty correct sigh about nothing? Then hid back inside.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No incury, got that around the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
First, First I make my wife a really terrible coffee
which he doesn't appreciate.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Hang on, I've got that day. It's forty five, make
coffee for wife, and over.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Six fifty you sulk because she says it's too hot?
Can I just clan sulking lads for the duration of
the dart?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's right? Six fifty five? Another dorry and a who
of a move?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This is this is very important to clarify. I never
have a dorry before my coffee. All right, worth your coffee?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, well, so I made the coffee fish then I
got so I didn't have a dorry.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
and two imperfect strokes.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We're up to seven o'clock. Now, someone suggested that you
do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
how sore your legs are from doing the stretches, and
then at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer
symptoms and start panicking.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy,
there at seven o'clock I do ge yo, good.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I can picture that. Yes, at eight
o'clock you crank the hog.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What's that again?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Mogi said it was you get your motorbike out?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know, no, inaccurate? Right, okay?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Eight oh five? If and Jeff about Roue or the duck.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Eight point thirty, watched Dog Squad again and talk along
to the voiceover.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
actually never watched dog Squad?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, should I haven't. Nine am. Drain your probiscus using
two beach towels and that goes until nine ten minutes
for each. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
And at that point you tell your wife about that
time you used to work out with Ryan gos I
work with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Nine accurate, nine thirty. Get your right out nine forty,
get your fishing right out.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It depends on the tide which one of those two things.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Um, look, I don't in terms of getting my ride out,
that tends to be early on. Yeah, right, and getting
my fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Okay, Let's say the tide was good ninety you got
the fishing right out eleven forty. You retired from fishing
with fifteen undersized fish correct eleven forty five. Make the
best of each in the world.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
in the world. Correct, make the best iced coffee in
the world to have with it.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Can I just clarify something here, I've probably had about
eight daries by then.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Right, Ok?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, but like.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Let's only the first part of the days time.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
We can finish this off later on the show. Sure
hows that sound.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, sounds really good. Here's the Stone Temple Pilots.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey Stone.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o'clock.
Now coming up after five your fate one of your
favorites out there for the listeners. Big Show improv are you?
And this time it's going to be setting an airport
made in celebration of Keys's overseas travel.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Can't wait to see what the
scenario is. Also, earlier in the show, we had the
big pot, which was Jason's brown crocs.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You can see a photo of them up on the radio,
Hudarcky Facebook or the Hidaky Big Shows Instagram. Well I
also asked I was interested to get a female point
of view on crocs. Crocs no way, Henus Hoidy j
has developed a dress since for radio. That's from Joe.
Crocs are hot. I do anything to a man wearing crocs, anything, anything,
(16:30):
So it's kind of fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Wow. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, I mean it's one hundred percent here at Darky
you look stupid.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I mean yeah, totally in fairness and I don't think
my wife's a fan, all right, you know what I mean.
But that's that's when you've just got to be confident
in your own self.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Absolutely, you know, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You've just got to hold on to your what you
feel comfortable and all that. After five.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy in
weekdays and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Welcome back to your MESSI of Backbones, hope your Thursday's
going along ticket e Bill and this gorgeous afternoon you're
listening to the Big Show brought to you by two Weeks.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Also the return of the two billboards, the year right billboards.
Oh yeah, because nowadays, oh god, we can all do
with a bit of a laugh. I think it's when
you put your eyebrows up at me at the end.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
There.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's what's really pulling the rug out right. You're really
selling it to me, you know, you know what I mean? Yeah,
I'll do it to Jason said. Nowadays, Jase, we could
all do with a laugh.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Well, you see, I prefer you do. I prefer when
you do that to your squinty.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Ones to throw back to an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, when you did the squinty eye at me. That's
that that throws me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't know, it just does. It just makes me
feel weird.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Hey, but I tell you what doesn't make me feel weird?
And what I'm absolutely fizzing about. The second test News
Yeller visuals innbiac Wow has started New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Three without loss.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So obviously we won the toss and elected to bat
and weirdly and it must be an injury.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It must be an injury.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Henry has been dropped, Matt Henry, yes, and Salvey's been
kept and I believe Santner is a new man.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
So there you go. Yes he must.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
He must be injured because the five wicket haul he
had in that first Test was the most economic five
wicket haul in New Zealand Test history. I think you
mean economical, but.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Absolutely yes, five to fifteen it was, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And I can go on now I consider him our
strip bowler.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Now he's so economic. I consider him gorgeous. He's a
very good looking man.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Darcy Hey.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Now Nick's coming up after this next couple of tunes,
but a big show improv, so stay tuned his sound garden.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Ah spoon man. It's better go that plays the spoons,
sure is mate?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So good for Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Mike and Kezy Supergroove there on the radio Hotarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon in the Cricket New Zealand seven
without last after three overs. Let's have a bit of
big show improv, shall we?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Sounds Fay likes camera. Actually no, it's time for the
big show prov. Well. I was thinking fellas.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Celebration of Keysy's overseas travels of late and I, by
the way, Mogi had a real godam about upgrading again yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And leaving his wife about behind.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
But anyway, so I thought, what would be quite a
nice scenario maybe this time, is that Keysy's going through customs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, so it's a customs sort of set up.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Keyzy has massively hungover and also has terrible diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, I don't see what he.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
And he's getting like sharp pains in his stomach from
a tie carry head the night before.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Plus plus he's actually massively hungover.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was a death arm and yeah, are you.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Of course Mogi will play the customs official.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, all right, there.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We go, custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport, good mate,
so sure beg? Yes, my big what's your name, brother, Chris?
You know Chris Chris Chris Key. Okay, I'm a customs officer, Mogi.
I'm just gonna it's all good if I go for
your beg. Yeah, it's still just going to zip it.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Here made a ben drama drug dog Laute titles over
the keys and sniffs his ass.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh god, what sorry the dog? Why is the dog
sniffing my ass?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
That's not a dog mate, that's an officer, all right,
that's an officer of the of the custom service. Here
in New Zealand, and you'll treat them with the same
amount of respect as you treat me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
All right. So the reason why we've pulled you over
is Officer good Boy over there, prior to smelling your
ainus as he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person.
He's signaled and so now I'm just going to go
through your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to
hack it and we're just going to go through it
by item.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
All right.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
So what's this one twelve inch delly?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Did you buy that over there? Yes, a bit of
a joke present for the feller's back. I'm going to
work with one fourteen inch Delly had a joke as
well as it, mate. And that one there is engraved
with the name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one
for me.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
It was a.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Moment as Keys he goes to release a bit of wind,
he slightly ships himself.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
because of an hour and.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
Likes it last night, and it's just it's not agreed
with me.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
A man Mogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his cool.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
you'll be right there. Mate.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Whatever happens now happens, all right. I just don't want
to just stay between us, all right, you and okay,
going through your bag here again?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
All right? One, Okay, I thought I put those of
my chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's confused.
There must be other stuff with the I can't remember
there is.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Just then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
it means this is going to be a rough couple
of hours for you.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Boy, trust me, if you're going to just get you
to bend over your mate. What was in the middle
of the sort of X ray area with everyone, Yeah,
that's right. Okay, it's a new policy.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Okay, yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his
bells and release a sully.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Does he?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through your suitcase.
So here I can see bat plug but.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Late the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
He's indeed Queens of the Stone Age there on the
Radio Hodarki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. You's see in
a nineteen without last late than thirteen Conway five.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So good. Earlier in the show, we were going through
something that Mike and I put together last week when
Jason randomly had a week off. What was that about?
Just a week off? Yakay.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You know how you get in those situations your boss
goes use up. You need to start using up some
of your holidays.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean. Yeah, I might
do that next week actually, So Mike and I wanted
to put together, basically a schedule of what a week,
a regular day would be like for you having a
week off, not even leaving the city, just being at home. Sure,
so we got as far as lunchtime. We're just cross
referencing this now with Jase. If you want to hear
the first half, listen to the podcast tonight. It comes
out at seven thirty. So we got it as far
(24:14):
as lunchtime. So once lunch finishes at twelve thirty. The
listeners suggested that you try on your wife's jeans in
the mirror.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's been known to happen.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, Then at twelve thirty five, while we're in your
wife's jeans, you're look in the mirror and say thanks mate,
over and over again, and just like practice, practicing, not
an accurate twelve fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You try to think of a two billboard idea, but
you can't, so you sigh, If and Jeff and go
and have a durry bang on one o'clock, clean out
your teeta ashtray.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
My teeaer astray. Actually, no, that's inaccurate, aim.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't have a teaty I've got stolen it. And
be my axeler.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Doesn't have an ashtray, you're joking. No, well, I just
discovered that the other day. Actually the road, don't you
What the hell? No, I swallow them.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
One o five. You will say this one makes sense. Now,
you polish the plastic mahogany dash and your nis and
tita one thirty, then drive the tea to the general
store to buy cheeseballs, darts and nip on nippies iced coffee. Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's accurate and inaccurate.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I don't have to drive because I've got the dairy
like fifty meters.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Down from there. Yeah, I just walked down there in
the crocs.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
At two o'clock. Your thumb through an old Playboy.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I quite like to do that. Actually, they're quite a
classy magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
But just thumb through it.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You just thumb through it. Just no, not accurate.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay. Two twenty ignore a call from Keesy's wife and tears.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah. Well, when you're getting four or five a day,
it gets a bit match.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Two thirty reply hmm to Keysy's text in the group chat,
suggesting another sigma on having an affear. It's a very
specific one that someone said through a three four eight
three two thirty five, Fire up the yoga app.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I've already done that.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Too, forty closed the app and IF and Jeff because
it was way too hard.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Already done that, right.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, three pm, Make love.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Bing.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Three thirty. Wife arrives home from working. Four pm. Make
the best chicken soup in the world, A spicy chicken soup.
My girls love it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, they love my pumpkin and carrots.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Hang on, no spicy chicken, so.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
No make it. I love it all.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
But the weird one they love is the carrot and pumpkin. Right, Okay,
my girls aren't here anymore, so I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well, while you're making that, you're telling your wife on
how much of a busy day you've had. Four thirty
pm you eat dinner, a five pm you lose it,
scrabble to your wife five twenty five pre beid dirry
five point thirty sleep hopping bed and go to sleep
(27:05):
and a night shirt and a nightcap bang on. Yes,
so yeah, that's pretty much a day off, right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, I am amazed at how accurate the listeners were.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
There, mate, A relaxing stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, it is very relaxing.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
You know, a few darries, few coffees, but I love
making a bit of Effan and Jeff and some cheese balls, some.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Nippies, thumbing through a playboy, thumbing through a Playboy. It's
all good stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, if you are to give that to you, you
could use it as a schedule for next time you've got.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
A day off.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That'll be great, keysy I you okay, thanks mate, get
it in here.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And Keseyoo fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight, is it?
And going along nicely at the moment thirty two without last.
I'm curious Mogi and Keezy and maybe one of you
can answer this question before we get into our mates
from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Why there's so many massive dragonflies?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Aren't they They're massive?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Where did they come from? What's that about?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I know they're India, they're Indians having a review too.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
I was just I was just singing because you just
said we're going along really well. I was just wanting
to slip in their curse. Can I just say curse
the next ball?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
We have got problems? He's not even so.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Jason, you've had one.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You've had one, absolutely live there and we're going to
make a video of that and get it up on
Instagram at some point. But Hoidy j there has said
New Zealand going along very well at the moment, and
then literally the next ball, look at what happened. Tom
Latham has been a jodge plum l b W after
able pictures, Middle straightened and is going to take out
(28:41):
the middle of middle stump. Absolute disgrace from Hoidy. J Yeah,
a shock, isn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That is an absolute shock.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Believable.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
I remember when you were having a night there Warriors
and then you see j you were you know, jas,
you know what it's like when you do a commentator's curse,
and Jason, I have never in my life done And
to be fair, you're not commentating.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
No, you're not commentating.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
So I'm not exactly This is way worse.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's an announcers curse.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Hey, Nellison, I'll good mates a Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Don't say the name they might go under. Now.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
They've been very generous to the Big Show because they
love the Big Show. They've given us a ten thousand
dollars engagement ring to give away, which was ten million
then dropped to eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I think what was an issue eleven eleven thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, it's still on the grind. Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
So if you want a piece of that, and if
you want to bend the needs, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, I know, Ben, do you.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Need to that special person in your life.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Listen up, that's right. If you'd like to win an
engagement ring. If you've been fart arsing around, as Jas
would say a language farts, yeah, oh hang on. If
you've been mucking about and you've been meaning to drop
any diamonds of Richmond could help you out.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
He did it again. He did this yesterday, drop an e.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
You can't we two's drug taking and you can't be
promoting that on the on the Headache Big Show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Sorry, okay, if you'd like to get down on one
knee he propose, then here's Hodak dot co dot ins in.
It's your last chance, by the way, because tomorrow we're
giving this thing away.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We are, Yes, Cameron quit dot co dot in z.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You've got to tell us how you'd like to do
the proposal and how you'd weave the Big Show into it.
We'll get on with it. Here's a great entry. This
one comes via anonymous. Hello, most excellent Big Show hosts.
Please find and close my proposal for your consideration. Picture
the scene. It's a dreary day on the outskirts of
(30:46):
Gore are biting, sou wester is sweeping through with constant drizzle.
It's approaching dusk, and I'm taking my fiance out for
a kebab combo meal. We passed the construction site I've
been working on for the past few months and I
pull in as I need to pick up some gear.
This is a ruse. While there, I asked my fiance
(31:08):
if she will stock the toilet paper in the portaloo,
which hasn't been cleaned out since it was dropped off
by the way. She willingly accepts, and while in the duney,
a hand appears through the bog water holding a diamond
encrusted ring from Diamonds On Richmond, akin to the lady
of the lake holding Excalibur. Unbeknownst to her, Kezy has
been submerged.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
In the.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Unbeknownst to her, Cheesy has been submerged in the chemical
toilet fluid and his scuba git Waiting for this moment,
I didn't slide in behind her, drop a knee and
ask you to marry me. She of course says yes,
and for the peace to resistance. We leave the portaloo
in a shower of sparks, which are from Hoidy Jan Moggi,
who is standing outside with angle grinders grinding away wearing
(31:53):
their diamond encrusted leather posing pouches with dan Zeg blasting
full noise on the side radio with one crackling speaker.
We all then ride off into the drizzle on horseback.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I don't know about you, fellows. I'm in We've got
a winner. I'm if I could do it, I do
it right now and give it to that.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
There was that one and there's one other.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
I think that was equally as beautifully written, you know,
a real way with the words there and no doubt
that's how he managed to get his lady.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Lowering myself into bog water.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I know we'll put you in there yourself there will
drop you in.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, that's the part I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Here's allies.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Also, if you're hit into Diamonds on Richmond asap and
say the word my wife, they'll pay the GENC for you.
The other engagement ring specialists to get stuck in the
Hodiking being shown podcast The Fertelli's there on the Radio
Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
The time is five ft Sex New Zealand thirty three
for one. Hey, exciting news on the music front day, fellers.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Have you heard the big news. There's the big news,
there's brew news. It's breaking news.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
And I think you, in particular Mogi will be stoked
about this. Mate, one of your favorite bands is coming
to town. Well have you heard the news.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
The news is that Metallica will be coming and Keesy
captain edmund Or hand it over to him shortly because
he'll have all of the finer details.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
But it's pretty exciting. They haven't been here for fourteen
long years. That's right. I was at the gig that
did it, sparker Ina here and it was other than
Billy Joel. That's my favorite concert I've ever been to.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, well that's I mean, that's you can't compete with
the bigoni.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I pray it is. They're playing one show, Eden Park
November nineteenth next year. Support it from even Essence by
the way, great supporting act. Oh how exciting is that?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
That's actually great? Yeah, that is an absolute shitter of
a band. No, there's I mean, they've got a lot
better than they have got two two good songs are
four good songs, so that should be that should be
good stuff. So absolutely, I won't be timing that visit
to get there right when they leave the stage. But yeah,
it's it's exciting. I saw them and christ Sitch in
(34:19):
twenty ten. Yeah, yeah, I saw just them. That was
pretty exciting. And I've seen them another time at the
Big Day out right, and I think maybe two thousand
and four.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
There is something about Lars Ulrich and the double He's
got the what's it the double the double kick, especially
on the songs off like the Black album and stuff
with the flames that come out. It is just an
absolute spectacle.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
It's a treat, isn't it. Really?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You feel it in your soul. Metallica ajs, you feel
it in your fingers, you feel it in your soul.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, no, Mettellica.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah boy, what's your favorite Metallica song?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I love them?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh, all their songs, all of them, even say to Anger.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I love every song from Metallica. I'll be there with bells.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I'll be in the marshy just swinging away there, jumping
up and down, Poe going.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He went on, well, I.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Remember when they played well, both of the gigs they
played for about two to two and a half hours,
which normally annoys me because I think that's too long.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
But it was bloody good.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
And despite that the length of that show, they still
didn't play all of their awesome, Chune.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
That's the good thing about them.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yes, that's what I mean, Maggie, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Hang on, who actually meant that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, obviously we both meant yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Tickets go on, Selkes. This is the tune though Brewery
of the Day Metallica.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You love.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
There on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now,
look has always lots going on after six o'clock, including
What's on the TV with Me, Mike Minogue and what's
for T news yealing with me?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
We're not doing What's for T.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Big Pole update. Yeah, that's right, That's what I meant
to say.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
People are going to think that we don't chat before
we go on in you just randomly throwing out segments.
No the Big Pole. Remember it's do you like Jason's
ship Brown crocs Yes or no? And you can vote
on that at the Hudaky Big Show's Instagram story or
on our radio Hudacky Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah. Good stuff all that after sex.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdikey.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Welcome back your massive bagbones. You're listening to the big
show brought to you by two.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Get it in your mad dog responsibly yeah right, no,
seriously they're responsibly yeah yeah, yeah, no, definitely responsible because
you say it there makes it? Yes, I know, yeah
right as if you know, I'm glad those billboards are
back because I could really use a laugh, could you,
Fellas I just worried, like I feel like if you
(37:12):
guys just supported me or we've been an extended whenever
I said that, it would actually down really well.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, totally happy to extend you anytime.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Honestly and out there in society, Jason, you and I
were talking about this a little bit earlier on just
sort of you know, the worries that the everyday man
has got at the moment and woman all right, and
anything I reckon that we can do to sort of,
you know, give them a laugh. Sure, it can only
be a good thing, and so kudos kudos to TUI
for bringing back their billboards.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Absolutely made Absolutely, It's just that that's not.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
It's not what's reless integration. Just I feel like we
have to say what's Yeah, Okay, that's all right, we'll
work on it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
We'll get there.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Allison in the podcast outro today, just ask me it was.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's good to have all the team back.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Well, I disagree with that.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
And the podcast our show is what we do to
sort of warm up for the show.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
What what is it today, Kezy?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Today's clip is called Nude Model? Oh yeah, I remember
it was a special. So it comes out at seventh
thirty tonight, Search Trucky Big showhere we get your parties from.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, the boys found out about him doing his live
nude thingy and so they all went. They all turned up,
they all paid to go along, and there's all of
the rest of the flat are there going.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Crayons? HBP? So good? I was good. Yeah, there was
a bit of nude.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Modeling chat amongst other things. Make sure you check that out.
Also on our Instagram at the moment, a new video
being released, Fellas.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Oh really, yes, what's that about?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well you have to look at the Instagram to find out, Kezy.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well, I just think it's kind of weird to say
there's a new video out there and don't even say
what it's about.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
What we call it? Teas isn't it thank you movie.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Usually you'd give some sort of like it, like it's
too good, it's too good in fact, as a matter
of fact, don't go and watch it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, don't do it. Don't go.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Honestly, you wouldn't like it?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Da you not to?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Up next to the big pole the Hodiking Big Show.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Podcast White Stripes there on the radio, Honankey Big Show
this Thursday evening. Now we did a big show, big
pole today, and the big pole today was.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Do you want to play the sting?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, okay, big pole.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
The big pole today was Hoodie Jay's sixy brown crocs?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yes or no? Was that the question?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It was just haughty Jay's brown crocs because and I
was you couldn't be bothered taking them off before coming
to work, so you just wore your at home clothes
you crash, which consists of a toy hat, a seagull shirt,
your wife's jeans, some weird socks.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
At these are my gens yours? Yeah, but did you
notice his zips up the side there? Fellous? I mean
they're good?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
That great. You can vote on the Ducky Big Shows
Instagram poll. What's your predictions?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
But what's the question? Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Or what yes, yes or no? Okay, what's your what's
your prediction? I'm predicting ten yes, ninety percent.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Sixty five percent yes, Moggi's close. Fifty six percent of
people said yes, yeses.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And good yes, yes, yeah, they're taking the past.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Forty four percent people said no, I think there's a
lot of crop converts out there. Yes, everybody's got a pere.
I mean I don't, obviously, but a lot of people do. Yeah,
a lot of people do.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Also, someone takes you on three four eight three and
wanted to know if Jase was wearing them in four
wheel drive mode, which is where you put the strap
down and properly have them connected to your feet, see right,
really get into your business. He does, in fact have
them in four wheel drive mode.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Not at the moment, I don't, actually key, So what's
the other mother in just regular driving?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, just man, it's just that you're just slipping them
on just quickly, you know, if you take the time
to bend down and put the strap on. Yes, don't
laugh at strap on?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Well look that surprises me, to be honest, right, But
you know, but the other thing I didn't mention, of course, is.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
They're bloody comfortable.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Well, I was mentioned talk about Okay, do you think
you'll wear them again to work?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Definitely? Probably all the time.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
It's a good summer lot. Well, you've broken the ice
now so many times. You know, we can beg you
for them as long as you're happy, man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Make yeah, yeah, I'm comfortable, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
If you're in Crockston, I'm pretty happy as well.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, and the audience is happy because we get a
lot of content out of it.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Actually, why don't you wear your orthopedic slip on?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I don't have orthopedic slip on? But once again, if
you want to see a photo of it, up on
the Huducky Big Shows and Instagram and also Radio Hoodarkey
on Facebook. What's on Telly's up next? Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Fellas the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
And Kisy Portugal the man there on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That's how we do it, man, That's how we watch TV.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, that's what I do when I'm watching TV. Sen
As the film starts. Yeah, my wife loves it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I watched the last episode of the series Bad Monkey,
you remember that one Vince vaughn Man and ten episodes
and it's on Apple TV and it's a comedy and
it's based on a book, Bad Monkey, which I apparently
have read, but despite watching all of the series, could
remember nothing about nothing.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Does it make you want to read the book now?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Though? No, I've already read it, I know. But does
it make it again? No, No it doesn't. I enjoyed
the series, but the ending is a real letdown. Sure, yeah,
a real mystery. So if you're gonna have a last
episode like that, it begs the question, why'd you bother
making the other nine episodes? Yes, it just it just
(43:26):
the ending happens. It's it's a it's about a murder
or whatever. So there's crimes, they're trying to catch a criminal,
there's a detective pursuing, pursuing, pursuing. You would anticipate that
the climax would involve the victory of good over evil
or if it's If it's not that, then evil wins
and you know he's going to you know it was,
but it just sort of petered out carry out.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's amazing to me actually, and I've mentioned this before,
the amount of series that do that, you know, where
you sort of get invested in it and then it
just sort of falls apart.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What happened entirely entertain all the way through, Yes, but
just I don't understand why they had it like that,
and it's it's wrapped up, right. They can't make another
season based on that story. Will have to be a
whole new crime, and I hope they do. It was enjoyable, love,
It's born, It's even I would even go so far
as that's still worth watching.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Sure, kay.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Now, I was playing scrabble with my wife last night.
Just get this Moogie and Keyzy no, just wa you
just a few times, had a few tiles to go.
Hoydy j was about thirty points a here now shut
up again, Here we go, Here we go. I shit
you not?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
She got seventy eight was the word. It was a
triple word.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
But it was also a connection to another word, and
the word was divorced.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
And it was just a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
But anyway, I'm going back to movies that I really
enjoy watching the first time, and I know that they're
not going to annoy me at watching them.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
A second time.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I watched Richard Jewell, which is which is a guy
that sort of based on a true It is based
on a true story.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
The atlanda Olympic who was a real He desperately wanted
to be a cop.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
He just he wanted to be in law enforcement and
he was a security guy and he was actually a
hero when this bomb goes off. But then he gets
accused of actually setting off the bomb.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Well, can I say that he was at the Atlanta
Olympic year and ninety ninety six of memory serves me,
and he identified a bomb in a rubbishment and cleared
the area.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes, And then they said, oh I know, actually it
was you that plants.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
And it was directed by Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
It was directed by Clint Eastwood. Yeah, really really good.
Twenty minutes into it, Oh, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
And Paul Howser interesting who played the main character. Very
good actor, a very good actor. I also found out
he's a musician. He's also a writer and a producer.
But here's the interesting thing. He's also a professional wrestler. Right,
so he's got quite the well he was.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
He was nothing for many many years and he only
came into he only came to be known and I
Tanya when he was sort of one of the bumbling
assailants and that very funny.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
And Sam Rockwell, who's just always sensation. I love Letter
to the FBI agents.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yes, yeah, I'm going to watch that because my wife
likes based on a true story movie. Oh yeah, it's
really good Netflix, I think so okay, how many buzzies
for It's excellent.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
There's just a couple of scenes in there at the
end where he's I can't I can't tell you.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Kesey is indeed Weezer there in the radio hod a
Key Big Show.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Now listen.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
If you're into a bit of swinging action, you need
to listen up to this next little bit of chat
that we've got, and particularly if you love your golf,
mogie and easy. This is an immense opportunity and it's
something that Keesy and I were banging on about to
the marketing department because we were wanting to sort of,
you know, play golf all around the country, and they
(46:54):
got stuck into it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Didn't they easy?
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yea, And I've sort of been caught in the middle
because I could give a shit about golf, but I'm
very excited about being dragged out for not just nine
holes but eighteen.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Two holes.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, get out there and do some burnouts on it
and that'll be closed. But we'll do We'll play a
couple of holes twice though.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay. Nice.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Also, we have a contingency plan because I did foresee
Moogie potentially not being keen to play golf with us,
which is fine, and the pants Man will play for you.
Oh really, and then you can just join us afterwards.
Oh that's magnificent, I mean, because that's what I assume
might happen.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah. Great.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
But basically the opportunity is for it's the Radio Hurducky
Swingers Club, and we wanted to use our status as
radio DJs to basically freeload our way on to some
of the best golf courses in New Zealand y total yes,
and bring listeners along with us. So we're looking for
groups of four to come and join the very first
Radio Urducky Swingers Club. We're going to be playing at
Moody Way Golf Links near Auckland, which is just an
(47:47):
amazing course. We have golf carts. I think we're getting
shirts made great, the full thing, food, drinks, everything provided
us and then we'll be doing a show from the
golf club afterwards as well, which is pretty damn awesome.
If you are keen int and out, Hudarky dot co
dot in zid and get amongst the party.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
I'll meet you guys at the nineteenth hole. Yeah, I'll
tee you off when you guys to you off and
we'll see how we're going.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, a few schooners in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
What's the idea is that we mix the teams up?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Well, I reckon you put teas in the bowl just
to see who goes with who?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
Right where you go with the older what's the name
of that one there where it's sort of you have
you both play a shot and you go with the
best shot.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, we could do that. I like to just play
my own game.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Out Yeah, fair enough, manet.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
But yeah, these rules are all up for discussion that
we've literally just invented this thing. But Hodaki dot coto
inzid into there, if you'd like to join us, and
also if you've got any suggestions of places we should
go around the country and play like awesome courses in
that text ideas three to three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, bloody great idea actually, because that's the idea, Mogi,
is we travel around the country doing this.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah great, Well, let me know when you go, and
I might be key the.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Whole actually big shot with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Oh yeah boy, there you go. That's your Thursday done
and dusted. Now, Mogi, when you arrive today, I thought
you'd just come from the gym, but now you're probably
going to go to the gym after this?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, I didn't go to the gym and I didn't
go yesterday, and I'm like, will I just go?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Will I go?
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Will I just go and have a sauna?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
But actually I feel pretty good, so I am going
to go. Yeah, E have mentioned I had a horror asleep,
but yeah, I am going to go. I'm going to
go to the gym. Yeah, and sort of rub shoulders
with the other eight thousand bastards will be over there.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Good on your mates, Good on your keysy. What are
your plans mate, you'll you'll probably need to have a
little bit of a nap and a lie down after
our game, if a game today.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
I had a shocking sleep as well, two days in
a row, work up at three am, which were discussed,
thinking people are breaking into my house, so I just
want to sleep through the night. So I'm thinking is
I'll start to like eleven, have a cup the beers,
and then just hit the sack. Yeah, man, you know
what I mean and hopefully get through the night. Alcohol
is a tendency to wake you up. It doesn't. It
(50:10):
doesn't wake me up if I have like just a few, right,
And this is like purely for sleep reasons. I'm not
just heading the purse for no reason.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
I mean I haven't slept through the night since nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah exactly, man, So you know, I'm just used to
it now.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Last couple of nights, as previously discussed, hasn't been too bad.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Still shocking, but anyway, I'm not going to go on
about it. Were you are? I mentioned it? Lessen?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Looking forward to going home and just hanging out with
my lovely wife.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, yeah she's not. She said she might pop out.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Actually, does your daughter ever join in on scrabble.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
No though she should because she's bloody good both words,
I tell.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
You, Yeah, but you can't use those kind of words.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
True story.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
She corrects me all the time. On my England she goes, no, no, dead,
that's not just.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
On your grammar or one when you're being racist.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
All that stuff. Yeah, she just sort of ignores the racism.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Yes, well, you know there's a whole generation of us
who are just waiting for the racist to die off.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome, this is big.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
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Speaker 4 (00:17):
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Yeah sorry, fellow, yeah responsibly.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah, yeah, all right, yes.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
You don't forget the old two year right campaigns back. Yeah, God,
you're not gonna what go on? Wound us go on?
What do you mean wound?
Speaker 5 (00:54):
You give us, give us a little bit of just
casual check. Have you got any casual check? I haven't
seen you for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'll do it. Actually, I was driving in I saw it.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now, can we save that for maybe the first.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
I just need that's got to be related to this toy. Okay, Yes,
I was driving in, drove past one of the toy
billboards and it's funny. It made me laugh. Yeah, and
I thought, oh god, on this dand age we can
all do with a laugh. That's what I like the attempt.
They're really good, really good. Did I feel like I
stuck the landing though? No, the landing was the problem.
Speaker 4 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, But anyway, tell you what, ye what's not
a problem is how you're looking Magie's stallion. Yeah, it's
never a problem for me, I tell you that much.
On this side of the desk. And there you came
in today once again, just looking baff airs. You got
your nice tight T shirt on, you got your massive
poor namu and looking great mainhouse life.
Speaker 5 (01:43):
Yeah, going pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
of a b. Sorry, I had to take the down yesterday.
I had to go and get a little bit of
botox done. Get my my wig, my little man hat,
me and my hem hat what do we.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Call it yet?
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Get it tightened up a little bit, sure, brand new today, feelings.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
And reproaring and ready to go.
Speaker 4 (02:01):
Great stuff for mate, She's not cool, hardy, it's.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Just such a random say someone walks past, speaking of
hair hats.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
What a lead Therekezy, you're looking bad man, You are
looking mean.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
That's a haircut you've ever had.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yes, really yea, I'd like a bit more off the top,
but other than that, very good.
Speaker 5 (02:23):
No, no, no, perfect mount at the top, I would
say previously it has been abit long.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Aptop it was. I got it done. And my wife
even said, I think you're too.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
Yeah he is.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
But I'm here for it though.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
But yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
And he was like happing to take an extra cineme
and I was like, go for it, man, let's do
it yolo. And then he did. And it looks great,
looks fair.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah it does.
Speaker 6 (02:44):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You you're looking really good.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You look excellent.
Speaker 5 (02:47):
Man.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, thanks Dave. Look at my shirt with your slanty
little eyes there.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
And alarm, that's apology to everybody out there.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Jay.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
So I think we're going to have to get you
out of here. Brother. Yes, that's the end of the
show for the three of us. Back to me and
Keysy with your little seagull shit the whole archy.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Geehat there on the radio, Hoed Donkey Big Show this
Thursday afternoon. The time is twelve minutes past four o'clock
and great news if you're just joining us. The full
team back and forth, just very exciting stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Phellous. It feels like a little while, doesn't It does,
doesn't it?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It has been a while since we've all been together.
Because we were talking about this yesterday, Mogie that you know,
a few people were suggesting that there'd been a bit
of a some fistiers, that some refs in the Big Show,
that we couldn't stand each other's company or be in
the same room. And we were very quick to quash those,
weren't we easy?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, very quick quick. Some people were saying, yeah, yeah, right, hey,
but do you guys do the big pole?
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I suppose big pole?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So today's big pole was going to be about flying
flying in an airplane, but we'll did it another day.
Today's big pole is now Jason's brown crocs. Yes or no?
Because Jason's walked in wearing brown crocs and hideous socks. No,
I have to notice.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Until before I'm just looking at Pug sound it's not him.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I'm just going to come over and have a look
at these crocs. Yeah, you don't have a look at
them because he's got weird socks on. He's got brown crocs.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
It's just wearing them at home. And I couldn't be
asked taking them off.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
And he's got a seagull shirt on. The only thing
that looks good is the toy cap? Are they greener?
They so like a brownie green? Okay, you've already.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Taken a photo pug sound for God's I.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Mean, the heenus that disgusting. What was the thought process there?
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Me?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
I got.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
I got home from golf there, mogie sure, and I
put my crocs on, and I was just tootling around
doing stuff. And then when it came to work, I went, ah,
I can't be ass taking them off.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
I'm just going with my crocks.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
And what do you think would happen when you walk
through the doors here we're in that.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh, it did cross my mind that I get a
fair amount of grief about it. But then I you know,
I've reached the age now in my life where I
just don't care what forty three?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I just don't care. I know people going to
really you know how into me? Then so be it?
Speaker 5 (05:24):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
Okay, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I'm comfortable in my own skin. That that is what
it is.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Well, that's great, Yeah, that's good for you, man. I
mean it's great that you don't care because we're going
to hook it.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
It's great for the show as well, you know, because
it's content. So if you'd like to see a photo
pug Son's just slapping them together now, they'll be up
on the Hucky Big Shows Instagram. We might also chuck
it on the Facebook as well, because not everyone has instag. Yeah,
but brown crocs or crocs in general years or no,
give us your thoughts on three four eight three. You
can call us an eight hundred Hoducky. There are two
prize packs for those that get involved. I understand they're
(05:55):
very comfortable, though, is that right?
Speaker 2 (05:56):
They are very comfortable.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
That's why I put them on when I got home
after take them a golf fuse off and then I
just went on.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
It doesn't matter.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
It is odd though, because like visually the Ahenus, so
my question has always been how do people find out
that they're comfortable, because if they're on the shelf, you'd
look at them and go, well, I'm never wearing those
in a million years.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
No, they're gross, and here we are. People love them not.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Don't talk to me about gross orthopedic.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Boy, that's not my name.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Yes indeed the black Crows there on the Radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty one
minutes past four o'clock. Go and check out the big
poll today. My brown crocs yes or no?
Speaker 5 (06:42):
Is that it?
Speaker 3 (06:42):
That's right? Jason's brown crocs yes or no? That's up
on the Hurdarky Big Show Instagram. Also on our Radio
Hurdarcky Facebook. Have your say. Basically, Jason's walked in in
an outfit that says to me, Mogi, I don't really
care about impressing the fowlers anymore, or I don't really
value what my workplace thinks of me. And it's almost
like you're in a relationship with you're just giving up
and you're just like, oh, well, you know, I'm married now,
(07:04):
I'm not going to make an effort.
Speaker 5 (07:06):
I don't feel as strongly as about it as you do.
Keysy your generation sort of again separated from Hoody Jay.
To me, it looks like a mental patient who has
escaped an asylum, right, and he's got his slippers on
and he's got his you know, as weird shirt or
(07:26):
the seagull shirt.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I was trying to find. Hey, you guys, you guys
remember my boats here?
Speaker 4 (07:32):
Eh yeah, I'm trying to find that because that's my
favorite shirt of the summer.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I'll definitely find it for tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
And I've also got a really good lemon My wife
bought me a short sleeve shirt with lemons all over.
I'll wear that tomorrow if I can't find my boat shirt.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So what you actually look like? Because you've got your
toy cap on, your seagull shirt, random pants, colored socks,
and brown crops. It looks like an alien is trying
to blend in with humans and has just sort of
found some clothes and put them on, and it having
a crack at blending in. What it looks like jas have.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
I gotta be honest with you, man, it looks like
you've been out on a bender for three days. You
found you is You've woken up on a park bench,
You're completely naked, and you've found a clothing bin nearby. Sure,
you've dived in head first, You've got en dressed in
the dark, You've jumped out, and this is how you look.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Sure? Okay? Yeah?
Speaker 7 (08:21):
Three?
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Three is the text line, people are, well, they're getting
amongst the discussion crocs. Hell, no, what are you thinking?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
What you've been?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
That's from Kim. Oh, Kim actually be interested to get
a female point of view on this one on the
crocs and Kim might be a boy maybe or a
man or a man that's right?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Can I can?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I just can I just defend myself somewhat well?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I thought, you see you don't care.
Speaker 4 (08:45):
Well I Doug, but I want to give you my thoughts.
You know what was what was going on? I mean,
I find it.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I find it. I on Maggie that you're having a
go at me. I know when you've come in with wearing.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Daggy shorts, jendles and a singlet win many time.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
Yeah, that's crops are.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, don't start me with you, Kesey.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
But no, here's my thinking. I went and played golf
with Keysy today.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
I got home. It was just chilling out.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Put the shirt on because it was a bit hot
and it's very cool, sir. I put my crops on
and it was just faffing around the house and then
I was like, oh.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
God, I gotta go to work, and I went. You
know what, I just can't be changing my shoes. Yeah,
that's what that's the Can I also say?
Speaker 4 (09:36):
Can I also say though, there was a young fellow
that came around. He was doing some work on our house.
Bloody good looking young fellow looked pretty styly, he was pretty.
He wanted it in his shorts with his crops and
socks on, and I went, yes, sweet airs, man, sweet air,
that's cool.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
As I said, is your shower working none at the moment.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
It's not his fault, though, his fault to make.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Text on three four eight three crocs are for absolute backbones,
of course, Keysy wouldn't understand them. Yeah, that's from a
local lunatic brown crocs. Hell no, that's from Brad. The
holes in the crocs are there to let your dignity
seep out.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Hey.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
If no, you might as well walk around with a
giant penis hanging off your forehead.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
That's great, hey, but Keysy, can I just say this mate?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Oh here we go?
Speaker 2 (10:25):
What at least I can walk.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
In my crocs and I don't fall over with my
ass in the looking over my shoulder.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Jace, someone who has requested a sideboy side photo of
me and my orthopedic slippers and Jace and his crocs.
The difference is your crocs exist and you are wearing
them here at work on Facebook, Instagram. Have a look
and will reaversit this later on.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
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Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'll tell you what, fellows, I'm in the right frame
of mind. I don't mind a bit of Floyd.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah, right, and get into the zone there, you know,
just put the headphones on and just chill out.
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Yes, yeah, hey, while you're away, Jos, because you're away
last week? Yes, what was that about? While you're away?
Me and old Moggi over there. We got the listeners
to help us put together what we assume a sort
of regular day off for you might look like sure,
because you didn't leave the city. You know, you pretty
much were just at home. Yeah, So we got people
people text her on three four eight three and helped
(11:38):
us put this sort of schedule together. So I'll just
run you through a few.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Of them before you get into it. Kesy, I mean,
do you feel like it's accurate or I mean.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
I think it's bang on absolutely accurate. Right, Okay, sex am,
you're awake because of the sunlight.
Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah, generally about about five point thirty caught to sex.
And I've got a very thin curtain Mogi in my room.
It does get in a little bit.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, So instead of changing the curtain making it darker
and sleeping and now.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
The curtain itself, keezy is quite dark, but it's just
a thin material.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Sure, okay, six o five do staccato wheeze, which is
like stop stardy wheeze.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
No, it's usually a power stream.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
And then it don't lie And then it's six ' ten.
You decide that's actually enough and you shut off the
Tapago that's enough. I pretty much into the tank. Then
you put on some shorts because you're at home and.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
It's getting warm. Now inaccurate.
Speaker 3 (12:28):
Why what did you put on your brown cross? Brown
Cross six fifteen, have a drry on the deck six
twenty correct sigh about nothing? Then hid back inside.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
No incury, got that around the wrong way.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
First, First I make my wife a really terrible coffee
which he doesn't appreciate.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Hang on, I've got that day. It's forty five, make
coffee for wife, and over.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Six fifty you sulk because she says it's too hot?
Can I just clan sulking lads for the duration of
the dart?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
That's right? Six fifty five? Another dorry and a who
of a move?
Speaker 2 (13:01):
This is this is very important to clarify. I never
have a dorry before my coffee. All right, worth your coffee?
Speaker 4 (13:08):
Yeah, well, so I made the coffee fish then I
got so I didn't have a dorry.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Right, okay, yeah, we forgot six thirty three perfect tubes
and two imperfect strokes.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Now, yes, that's that's accurate.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
We're up to seven o'clock. Now, someone suggested that you
do stretches. Then at quarter past seven you moan about
how sore your legs are from doing the stretches, and
then at seven thirty am you you google leg cancer
symptoms and start panicking.
Speaker 4 (13:32):
Can I can I say, just for the sake of accuracy,
there at seven o'clock I do ge yo, good.
Speaker 5 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, okay, I can picture that. Yes, at eight
o'clock you crank the hog.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
What's that again?
Speaker 3 (13:48):
Mogi said it was you get your motorbike out?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I know, no, inaccurate? Right, okay?
Speaker 3 (13:55):
Eight oh five? If and Jeff about Roue or the duck.
Speaker 5 (14:00):
Eight point thirty, watched Dog Squad again and talk along
to the voiceover.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
Can I, for the sake of accuracy once again, I've
actually never watched dog Squad?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Nope?
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, should I haven't. Nine am. Drain your probiscus using
two beach towels and that goes until nine ten minutes
for each. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5 (14:22):
And at that point you tell your wife about that
time you used to work out with Ryan gos I
work with Ryan Gosling.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Nine accurate, nine thirty. Get your right out nine forty,
get your fishing right out.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It depends on the tide which one of those two things.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
Um, look, I don't in terms of getting my ride out,
that tends to be early on. Yeah, right, and getting
my fishing ride out. That's tide dependent.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
Okay, Let's say the tide was good ninety you got
the fishing right out eleven forty. You retired from fishing
with fifteen undersized fish correct eleven forty five. Make the
best of each in the world.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
Correct.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Non, tell everybody that you make the best of each
in the world. Correct, make the best iced coffee in
the world to have with it.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Correct?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Have another dirry at quarter past twelve.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Can I just clarify something here, I've probably had about
eight daries by then.
Speaker 3 (15:19):
Right, Ok?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, but like.
Speaker 3 (15:21):
Let's only the first part of the days time.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty accurate.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
We can finish this off later on the show. Sure
hows that sound.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yes, sounds really good. Here's the Stone Temple Pilots.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
The Hodaki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kesey Stone.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
Temple Pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five minutes to five o'clock.
Now coming up after five your fate one of your
favorites out there for the listeners. Big Show improv are you?
And this time it's going to be setting an airport
made in celebration of Keys's overseas travel.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Yeah, it's pretty exciting. Can't wait to see what the
scenario is. Also, earlier in the show, we had the
big pot, which was Jason's brown crocs.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
Yes or no?
Speaker 3 (16:07):
You can see a photo of them up on the radio,
Hudarcky Facebook or the Hidaky Big Shows Instagram. Well I
also asked I was interested to get a female point
of view on crocs. Crocs no way, Henus Hoidy j
has developed a dress since for radio. That's from Joe.
Crocs are hot. I do anything to a man wearing crocs, anything, anything,
(16:30):
So it's kind of fifty to fifty.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Wow. Interesting.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
Yeah, I mean it's one hundred percent here at Darky
you look stupid.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
I mean yeah, totally in fairness and I don't think
my wife's a fan, all right, you know what I mean.
But that's that's when you've just got to be confident
in your own self.
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Absolutely, you know, despite all the evidence to the contrary.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
You've just got to hold on to your what you
feel comfortable and all that. After five.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy in
weekdays and four on Radio hod Ikey.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
Welcome back to your MESSI of Backbones, hope your Thursday's
going along ticket e Bill and this gorgeous afternoon you're
listening to the Big Show brought to you by two Weeks.
Speaker 3 (17:13):
Also the return of the two billboards, the year right billboards.
Oh yeah, because nowadays, oh god, we can all do
with a bit of a laugh. I think it's when
you put your eyebrows up at me at the end.
Speaker 6 (17:26):
There.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
That's what's really pulling the rug out right. You're really
selling it to me, you know, you know what I mean? Yeah,
I'll do it to Jason said. Nowadays, Jase, we could
all do with a laugh.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
Well, you see, I prefer you do. I prefer when
you do that to your squinty.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
Ones to throw back to an hour ago.
Speaker 2 (17:44):
Yeah, when you did the squinty eye at me. That's
that that throws me a little bit.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Why is that?
Speaker 2 (17:49):
I don't know, it just does. It just makes me
feel weird.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
Hey, but I tell you what doesn't make me feel weird?
And what I'm absolutely fizzing about. The second test News
Yeller visuals innbiac Wow has started New Zealand.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
Three without loss.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
So obviously we won the toss and elected to bat
and weirdly and it must be an injury.
Speaker 2 (18:09):
It must be an injury.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
Henry has been dropped, Matt Henry, yes, and Salvey's been
kept and I believe Santner is a new man.
Speaker 2 (18:17):
So there you go. Yes he must.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
He must be injured because the five wicket haul he
had in that first Test was the most economic five
wicket haul in New Zealand Test history. I think you
mean economical, but.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Absolutely yes, five to fifteen it was, wasn't it?
Speaker 2 (18:33):
And I can go on now I consider him our
strip bowler.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Now he's so economic. I consider him gorgeous. He's a
very good looking man.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
Darcy Hey.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Now Nick's coming up after this next couple of tunes,
but a big show improv, so stay tuned his sound garden.
Speaker 3 (18:51):
Ah spoon man. It's better go that plays the spoons,
sure is mate?
Speaker 1 (18:56):
So good for Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Mike and Kezy Supergroove there on the radio Hotarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon in the Cricket New Zealand seven
without last after three overs. Let's have a bit of
big show improv, shall we?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
Sounds Fay likes camera. Actually no, it's time for the
big show prov. Well. I was thinking fellas.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Celebration of Keysy's overseas travels of late and I, by
the way, Mogi had a real godam about upgrading again yesterday.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
And leaving his wife about behind.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
But anyway, so I thought, what would be quite a
nice scenario maybe this time, is that Keysy's going through customs.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, so it's a customs sort of set up.
Speaker 4 (19:52):
Keyzy has massively hungover and also has terrible diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Okay, I don't see what he.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
And he's getting like sharp pains in his stomach from
a tie carry head the night before.
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:08):
Plus plus he's actually massively hungover.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
It was a death arm and yeah, are you.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Of course Mogi will play the customs official.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
Yeah, all right, there.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
We go, custom customs officer Mogi. Yeah, okay, airport, good mate,
so sure beg? Yes, my big what's your name, brother, Chris?
You know Chris Chris Chris Key. Okay, I'm a customs officer, Mogi.
I'm just gonna it's all good if I go for
your beg. Yeah, it's still just going to zip it.
Speaker 4 (20:40):
Here made a ben drama drug dog Laute titles over
the keys and sniffs his ass.
Speaker 3 (20:51):
Oh god, what sorry the dog? Why is the dog
sniffing my ass?
Speaker 5 (20:55):
That's not a dog mate, that's an officer, all right,
that's an officer of the of the custom service. Here
in New Zealand, and you'll treat them with the same
amount of respect as you treat me.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
All right. So the reason why we've pulled you over
is Officer good Boy over there, prior to smelling your
ainus as he is now, he's smelled drugs on your person.
He's signaled and so now I'm just going to go
through your stuff. You're right, we're going to want to
hack it and we're just going to go through it
by item.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
All right.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
So what's this one twelve inch delly?
Speaker 3 (21:25):
Did you buy that over there? Yes, a bit of
a joke present for the feller's back. I'm going to
work with one fourteen inch Delly had a joke as
well as it, mate. And that one there is engraved
with the name Chris Key. Yeah, that's that's actually one
for me.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
It was a.
Speaker 4 (21:42):
Moment as Keys he goes to release a bit of wind,
he slightly ships himself.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Hey mate, how long is this going to take? Quickly
because of an hour and.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Then throws up slightly in his mouth.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Okay, I've got a bit of a situation going on here.
Likes it last night, and it's just it's not agreed
with me.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
A man Mogi, unimpressed, starts to lose his cool.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Is there a toilet? I just I'll be back and
you'll be right there. Mate.
Speaker 5 (22:11):
Whatever happens now happens, all right. I just don't want
to just stay between us, all right, you and okay,
going through your bag here again?
Speaker 3 (22:19):
All right? One, Okay, I thought I put those of
my chicken for moest. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, And that's confused.
There must be other stuff with the I can't remember
there is.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Just then Mogi starts putting on his plastic gloves.
Speaker 5 (22:37):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just going to put on my plastic
gloves here. I run out of my rubber ones and
I've got my plastic. They're pretty techy. And when I
say techy, I mean that's sticky. And when I say sticky,
it means this is going to be a rough couple
of hours for you.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Boy, trust me, if you're going to just get you
to bend over your mate. What was in the middle
of the sort of X ray area with everyone, Yeah,
that's right. Okay, it's a new policy.
Speaker 4 (23:00):
Okay, yeah, okay, what keasy losers all control of his
bells and release a sully.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
Does he?
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Ah, that's a shame. I'm just looking through your suitcase.
So here I can see bat plug but.
Speaker 1 (23:23):
Late the Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
He's indeed Queens of the Stone Age there on the
Radio Hodarki Big Show this Thursday afternoon. You's see in
a nineteen without last late than thirteen Conway five.
Speaker 3 (23:38):
So good. Earlier in the show, we were going through
something that Mike and I put together last week when
Jason randomly had a week off. What was that about?
Just a week off? Yakay.
Speaker 4 (23:48):
You know how you get in those situations your boss
goes use up. You need to start using up some
of your holidays.
Speaker 3 (23:53):
Yeah, okay, you know what I mean. Yeah, I might
do that next week actually, So Mike and I wanted
to put together, basically a schedule of what a week,
a regular day would be like for you having a
week off, not even leaving the city, just being at home. Sure,
so we got as far as lunchtime. We're just cross
referencing this now with Jase. If you want to hear
the first half, listen to the podcast tonight. It comes
out at seven thirty. So we got it as far
(24:14):
as lunchtime. So once lunch finishes at twelve thirty. The
listeners suggested that you try on your wife's jeans in
the mirror.
Speaker 2 (24:24):
It's been known to happen.
Speaker 5 (24:25):
Yeah, Then at twelve thirty five, while we're in your
wife's jeans, you're look in the mirror and say thanks mate,
over and over again, and just like practice, practicing, not
an accurate twelve fifty.
Speaker 3 (24:39):
You try to think of a two billboard idea, but
you can't, so you sigh, If and Jeff and go
and have a durry bang on one o'clock, clean out
your teeta ashtray.
Speaker 4 (24:49):
My teeaer astray. Actually, no, that's inaccurate, aim.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I don't have a teaty I've got stolen it. And
be my axeler.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Doesn't have an ashtray, you're joking. No, well, I just
discovered that the other day. Actually the road, don't you
What the hell? No, I swallow them.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
One o five. You will say this one makes sense. Now,
you polish the plastic mahogany dash and your nis and
tita one thirty, then drive the tea to the general
store to buy cheeseballs, darts and nip on nippies iced coffee. Wow.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
It's accurate and inaccurate.
Speaker 4 (25:25):
I don't have to drive because I've got the dairy
like fifty meters.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
Down from there. Yeah, I just walked down there in
the crocs.
Speaker 5 (25:31):
At two o'clock. Your thumb through an old Playboy.
Speaker 2 (25:38):
I quite like to do that. Actually, they're quite a
classy magazine.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
But just thumb through it.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You just thumb through it. Just no, not accurate.
Speaker 3 (25:45):
Okay. Two twenty ignore a call from Keesy's wife and tears.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah. Well, when you're getting four or five a day,
it gets a bit match.
Speaker 3 (25:54):
Two thirty reply hmm to Keysy's text in the group chat,
suggesting another sigma on having an affear. It's a very
specific one that someone said through a three four eight
three two thirty five, Fire up the yoga app.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
I've already done that.
Speaker 3 (26:10):
Too, forty closed the app and IF and Jeff because
it was way too hard.
Speaker 2 (26:14):
Already done that, right.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Okay, three pm, Make love.
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Bing.
Speaker 3 (26:20):
Three thirty. Wife arrives home from working. Four pm. Make
the best chicken soup in the world, A spicy chicken soup.
My girls love it.
Speaker 2 (26:32):
No, they love my pumpkin and carrots.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Hang on, no spicy chicken, so.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
No make it. I love it all.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
But the weird one they love is the carrot and pumpkin. Right, Okay,
my girls aren't here anymore, so I can't do that.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Well, while you're making that, you're telling your wife on
how much of a busy day you've had. Four thirty
pm you eat dinner, a five pm you lose it,
scrabble to your wife five twenty five pre beid dirry
five point thirty sleep hopping bed and go to sleep
(27:05):
and a night shirt and a nightcap bang on. Yes,
so yeah, that's pretty much a day off, right, yeah.
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Yeah, okay, I am amazed at how accurate the listeners were.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
There, mate, A relaxing stuff.
Speaker 2 (27:16):
Yeah, it is very relaxing.
Speaker 4 (27:18):
You know, a few darries, few coffees, but I love
making a bit of Effan and Jeff and some cheese balls, some.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Nippies, thumbing through a playboy, thumbing through a Playboy. It's
all good stuff.
Speaker 3 (27:29):
Well, if you are to give that to you, you
could use it as a schedule for next time you've got.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
A day off.
Speaker 4 (27:32):
That'll be great, keysy I you okay, thanks mate, get
it in here.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
Darchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (27:39):
And Keseyoo fighters there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight, is it?
And going along nicely at the moment thirty two without last.
I'm curious Mogi and Keezy and maybe one of you
can answer this question before we get into our mates
from Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Why there's so many massive dragonflies?
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Aren't they They're massive?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
Where did they come from? What's that about?
Speaker 5 (28:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
I know they're India, they're Indians having a review too.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
I was just I was just singing because you just
said we're going along really well. I was just wanting
to slip in their curse. Can I just say curse
the next ball?
Speaker 2 (28:14):
We have got problems? He's not even so.
Speaker 3 (28:17):
Jason, you've had one.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
You've had one, absolutely live there and we're going to
make a video of that and get it up on
Instagram at some point. But Hoidy j there has said
New Zealand going along very well at the moment, and
then literally the next ball, look at what happened. Tom
Latham has been a jodge plum l b W after
able pictures, Middle straightened and is going to take out
(28:41):
the middle of middle stump. Absolute disgrace from Hoidy. J Yeah,
a shock, isn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 2 (28:49):
That is an absolute shock.
Speaker 3 (28:53):
Believable.
Speaker 5 (28:54):
I remember when you were having a night there Warriors
and then you see j you were you know, jas,
you know what it's like when you do a commentator's curse,
and Jason, I have never in my life done And
to be fair, you're not commentating.
Speaker 3 (29:07):
No, you're not commentating.
Speaker 2 (29:08):
So I'm not exactly This is way worse.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
It's an announcers curse.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Hey, Nellison, I'll good mates a Diamonds on Richmond.
Speaker 3 (29:15):
Don't say the name they might go under. Now.
Speaker 4 (29:19):
They've been very generous to the Big Show because they
love the Big Show. They've given us a ten thousand
dollars engagement ring to give away, which was ten million
then dropped to eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
I think what was an issue eleven eleven thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (29:33):
Yeah, it's still on the grind. Wow.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
So if you want a piece of that, and if
you want to bend the needs, that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Yeah, I know, Ben, do you.
Speaker 4 (29:41):
Need to that special person in your life.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Listen up, that's right. If you'd like to win an
engagement ring. If you've been fart arsing around, as Jas
would say a language farts, yeah, oh hang on. If
you've been mucking about and you've been meaning to drop
any diamonds of Richmond could help you out.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
He did it again. He did this yesterday, drop an e.
Speaker 5 (30:02):
You can't we two's drug taking and you can't be
promoting that on the on the Headache Big Show.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
Sorry, okay, if you'd like to get down on one
knee he propose, then here's Hodak dot co dot ins in.
It's your last chance, by the way, because tomorrow we're
giving this thing away.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
We are, Yes, Cameron quit dot co dot in z.
Speaker 3 (30:26):
You've got to tell us how you'd like to do
the proposal and how you'd weave the Big Show into it.
We'll get on with it. Here's a great entry. This
one comes via anonymous. Hello, most excellent Big Show hosts.
Please find and close my proposal for your consideration. Picture
the scene. It's a dreary day on the outskirts of
(30:46):
Gore are biting, sou wester is sweeping through with constant drizzle.
It's approaching dusk, and I'm taking my fiance out for
a kebab combo meal. We passed the construction site I've
been working on for the past few months and I
pull in as I need to pick up some gear.
This is a ruse. While there, I asked my fiance
(31:08):
if she will stock the toilet paper in the portaloo,
which hasn't been cleaned out since it was dropped off
by the way. She willingly accepts, and while in the duney,
a hand appears through the bog water holding a diamond
encrusted ring from Diamonds On Richmond, akin to the lady
of the lake holding Excalibur. Unbeknownst to her, Kezy has
been submerged.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
In the.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
Unbeknownst to her, Cheesy has been submerged in the chemical
toilet fluid and his scuba git Waiting for this moment,
I didn't slide in behind her, drop a knee and
ask you to marry me. She of course says yes,
and for the peace to resistance. We leave the portaloo
in a shower of sparks, which are from Hoidy Jan Moggi,
who is standing outside with angle grinders grinding away wearing
(31:53):
their diamond encrusted leather posing pouches with dan Zeg blasting
full noise on the side radio with one crackling speaker.
We all then ride off into the drizzle on horseback.
Speaker 2 (32:07):
I don't know about you, fellows. I'm in We've got
a winner. I'm if I could do it, I do
it right now and give it to that.
Speaker 3 (32:18):
There was that one and there's one other.
Speaker 5 (32:20):
I think that was equally as beautifully written, you know,
a real way with the words there and no doubt
that's how he managed to get his lady.
Speaker 3 (32:31):
Lowering myself into bog water.
Speaker 5 (32:33):
I know we'll put you in there yourself there will
drop you in.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Okay, that's the part I was worried about.
Speaker 2 (32:40):
Here's allies.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Also, if you're hit into Diamonds on Richmond asap and
say the word my wife, they'll pay the GENC for you.
The other engagement ring specialists to get stuck in the
Hodiking being shown podcast The Fertelli's there on the Radio
Hodaki Big Show this Thursday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (32:59):
The time is five ft Sex New Zealand thirty three
for one. Hey, exciting news on the music front day, fellers.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Have you heard the big news. There's the big news,
there's brew news. It's breaking news.
Speaker 3 (33:11):
This is breaking news.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
And I think you, in particular Mogi will be stoked
about this. Mate, one of your favorite bands is coming
to town. Well have you heard the news.
Speaker 5 (33:23):
The news is that Metallica will be coming and Keesy
captain edmund Or hand it over to him shortly because
he'll have all of the finer details.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
But it's pretty exciting. They haven't been here for fourteen
long years. That's right. I was at the gig that
did it, sparker Ina here and it was other than
Billy Joel. That's my favorite concert I've ever been to.
Speaker 5 (33:44):
Yeah, well that's I mean, that's you can't compete with
the bigoni.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
I pray it is. They're playing one show, Eden Park
November nineteenth next year. Support it from even Essence by
the way, great supporting act. Oh how exciting is that?
Speaker 5 (33:57):
That's actually great? Yeah, that is an absolute shitter of
a band. No, there's I mean, they've got a lot
better than they have got two two good songs are
four good songs, so that should be that should be
good stuff. So absolutely, I won't be timing that visit
to get there right when they leave the stage. But yeah,
it's it's exciting. I saw them and christ Sitch in
(34:19):
twenty ten. Yeah, yeah, I saw just them. That was
pretty exciting. And I've seen them another time at the
Big Day out right, and I think maybe two thousand
and four.
Speaker 3 (34:31):
There is something about Lars Ulrich and the double He's
got the what's it the double the double kick, especially
on the songs off like the Black album and stuff
with the flames that come out. It is just an
absolute spectacle.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
It's a treat, isn't it. Really?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
You feel it in your soul. Metallica ajs, you feel
it in your fingers, you feel it in your soul.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
No, no, Mettellica.
Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah boy, what's your favorite Metallica song?
Speaker 2 (34:59):
I love them?
Speaker 3 (35:00):
Oh, all their songs, all of them, even say to Anger.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
I love every song from Metallica. I'll be there with bells.
Speaker 4 (35:07):
I'll be in the marshy just swinging away there, jumping
up and down, Poe going.
Speaker 2 (35:12):
He went on, well, I.
Speaker 5 (35:14):
Remember when they played well, both of the gigs they
played for about two to two and a half hours,
which normally annoys me because I think that's too long.
Speaker 3 (35:22):
But it was bloody good.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
And despite that the length of that show, they still
didn't play all of their awesome, Chune.
Speaker 3 (35:27):
That's the good thing about them.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yes, that's what I mean, Maggie, that's what I mean.
Speaker 3 (35:32):
Is that what?
Speaker 2 (35:33):
Well?
Speaker 3 (35:33):
Hang on, who actually meant that?
Speaker 2 (35:34):
Well, obviously we both meant yeah, yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Tickets go on, Selkes. This is the tune though Brewery
of the Day Metallica.
Speaker 6 (35:46):
You love.
Speaker 1 (35:54):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey.
Speaker 4 (36:00):
There on the radio Hodarkey Big Show this Tuesday afternoon. Now,
look has always lots going on after six o'clock, including
What's on the TV with Me, Mike Minogue and what's
for T news yealing with me?
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Keys.
Speaker 3 (36:14):
We're not doing What's for T.
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Big Pole update. Yeah, that's right, That's what I meant
to say.
Speaker 3 (36:20):
People are going to think that we don't chat before
we go on in you just randomly throwing out segments.
No the Big Pole. Remember it's do you like Jason's
ship Brown crocs Yes or no? And you can vote
on that at the Hudaky Big Show's Instagram story or
on our radio Hudacky Facebook.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
Yeah. Good stuff all that after sex.
Speaker 1 (36:40):
The Hdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hdikey.
Speaker 4 (36:46):
Welcome back your massive bagbones. You're listening to the big
show brought to you by two.
Speaker 3 (36:51):
Get it in your mad dog responsibly yeah right, no,
seriously they're responsibly yeah yeah, yeah, no, definitely responsible because
you say it there makes it? Yes, I know, yeah
right as if you know, I'm glad those billboards are
back because I could really use a laugh, could you,
Fellas I just worried, like I feel like if you
(37:12):
guys just supported me or we've been an extended whenever
I said that, it would actually down really well.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah, totally happy to extend you anytime.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Honestly and out there in society, Jason, you and I
were talking about this a little bit earlier on just
sort of you know, the worries that the everyday man
has got at the moment and woman all right, and
anything I reckon that we can do to sort of,
you know, give them a laugh. Sure, it can only
be a good thing, and so kudos kudos to TUI
for bringing back their billboards.
Speaker 2 (37:41):
Absolutely made Absolutely, It's just that that's not.
Speaker 3 (37:45):
It's not what's reless integration. Just I feel like we
have to say what's Yeah, Okay, that's all right, we'll
work on it.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
We'll get there.
Speaker 4 (37:54):
Allison in the podcast outro today, just ask me it was.
Speaker 2 (38:00):
It's good to have all the team back.
Speaker 3 (38:02):
Well, I disagree with that.
Speaker 4 (38:03):
And the podcast our show is what we do to
sort of warm up for the show.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
What what is it today, Kezy?
Speaker 3 (38:07):
Today's clip is called Nude Model? Oh yeah, I remember
it was a special. So it comes out at seventh
thirty tonight, Search Trucky Big showhere we get your parties from.
Speaker 5 (38:21):
Yeah, the boys found out about him doing his live
nude thingy and so they all went. They all turned up,
they all paid to go along, and there's all of
the rest of the flat are there going.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Crayons? HBP? So good? I was good. Yeah, there was
a bit of nude.
Speaker 4 (38:43):
Modeling chat amongst other things. Make sure you check that out.
Also on our Instagram at the moment, a new video
being released, Fellas.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Oh really, yes, what's that about?
Speaker 2 (38:53):
Well you have to look at the Instagram to find out, Kezy.
Speaker 3 (38:55):
Well, I just think it's kind of weird to say
there's a new video out there and don't even say
what it's about.
Speaker 2 (38:58):
What we call it? Teas isn't it thank you movie.
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Usually you'd give some sort of like it, like it's
too good, it's too good in fact, as a matter
of fact, don't go and watch it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, don't do it. Don't go.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Honestly, you wouldn't like it?
Speaker 2 (39:11):
Da you not to?
Speaker 3 (39:13):
Up next to the big pole the Hodiking Big Show.
Speaker 4 (39:17):
Podcast White Stripes there on the radio, Honankey Big Show
this Thursday evening. Now we did a big show, big
pole today, and the big pole today was.
Speaker 3 (39:25):
Do you want to play the sting?
Speaker 2 (39:26):
Yeah, okay, big pole.
Speaker 4 (39:35):
The big pole today was Hoodie Jay's sixy brown crocs?
Speaker 2 (39:39):
Yes or no? Was that the question?
Speaker 3 (39:41):
It was just haughty Jay's brown crocs because and I
was you couldn't be bothered taking them off before coming
to work, so you just wore your at home clothes
you crash, which consists of a toy hat, a seagull shirt,
your wife's jeans, some weird socks.
Speaker 2 (39:56):
At these are my gens yours? Yeah, but did you
notice his zips up the side there? Fellous? I mean
they're good?
Speaker 3 (40:03):
That great. You can vote on the Ducky Big Shows
Instagram poll. What's your predictions?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
But what's the question? Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (40:11):
Or what yes, yes or no? Okay, what's your what's
your prediction? I'm predicting ten yes, ninety percent.
Speaker 3 (40:20):
Sixty five percent yes, Moggi's close. Fifty six percent of
people said yes, yeses.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
And good yes, yes, yeah, they're taking the past.
Speaker 5 (40:32):
Forty four percent people said no, I think there's a
lot of crop converts out there. Yes, everybody's got a pere.
I mean I don't, obviously, but a lot of people do. Yeah,
a lot of people do.
Speaker 3 (40:45):
Also, someone takes you on three four eight three and
wanted to know if Jase was wearing them in four
wheel drive mode, which is where you put the strap
down and properly have them connected to your feet, see right,
really get into your business. He does, in fact have
them in four wheel drive mode.
Speaker 4 (40:59):
Not at the moment, I don't, actually key, So what's
the other mother in just regular driving?
Speaker 3 (41:03):
Yeah, just man, it's just that you're just slipping them
on just quickly, you know, if you take the time
to bend down and put the strap on. Yes, don't
laugh at strap on?
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Well look that surprises me, to be honest, right, But
you know, but the other thing I didn't mention, of course, is.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
They're bloody comfortable.
Speaker 3 (41:24):
Well, I was mentioned talk about Okay, do you think
you'll wear them again to work?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
Definitely? Probably all the time.
Speaker 5 (41:32):
It's a good summer lot. Well, you've broken the ice
now so many times. You know, we can beg you
for them as long as you're happy, man, that's right.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Make yeah, yeah, I'm comfortable, and yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:43):
If you're in Crockston, I'm pretty happy as well.
Speaker 6 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Yeah, and the audience is happy because we get a
lot of content out of it.
Speaker 2 (41:49):
Actually, why don't you wear your orthopedic slip on?
Speaker 3 (41:51):
I don't have orthopedic slip on? But once again, if
you want to see a photo of it, up on
the Huducky Big Shows and Instagram and also Radio Hoodarkey
on Facebook. What's on Telly's up next? Isn't it?
Speaker 1 (42:05):
Fellas the Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (42:09):
And Kisy Portugal the man there on the Radio Hodarky
Big Show this Thursday evening.
Speaker 2 (42:14):
Let's talk TV.
Speaker 4 (42:17):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 6 (42:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
Yeah, whoa.
Speaker 3 (42:36):
That's how we do it, man, That's how we watch TV.
Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, that's what I do when I'm watching TV. Sen
As the film starts. Yeah, my wife loves it.
Speaker 5 (42:46):
I watched the last episode of the series Bad Monkey,
you remember that one Vince vaughn Man and ten episodes
and it's on Apple TV and it's a comedy and
it's based on a book, Bad Monkey, which I apparently
have read, but despite watching all of the series, could
remember nothing about nothing.
Speaker 3 (43:02):
Does it make you want to read the book now?
Speaker 5 (43:04):
Though? No, I've already read it, I know. But does
it make it again? No, No it doesn't. I enjoyed
the series, but the ending is a real letdown. Sure, yeah,
a real mystery. So if you're gonna have a last
episode like that, it begs the question, why'd you bother
making the other nine episodes? Yes, it just it just
(43:26):
the ending happens. It's it's a it's about a murder
or whatever. So there's crimes, they're trying to catch a criminal,
there's a detective pursuing, pursuing, pursuing. You would anticipate that
the climax would involve the victory of good over evil
or if it's If it's not that, then evil wins
and you know he's going to you know it was,
but it just sort of petered out carry out.
Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's amazing to me actually, and I've mentioned this before,
the amount of series that do that, you know, where
you sort of get invested in it and then it
just sort of falls apart.
Speaker 5 (43:58):
What happened entirely entertain all the way through, Yes, but
just I don't understand why they had it like that,
and it's it's wrapped up, right. They can't make another
season based on that story. Will have to be a
whole new crime, and I hope they do. It was enjoyable, love,
It's born, It's even I would even go so far
as that's still worth watching.
Speaker 2 (44:15):
Sure, kay.
Speaker 4 (44:17):
Now, I was playing scrabble with my wife last night.
Just get this Moogie and Keyzy no, just wa you
just a few times, had a few tiles to go.
Hoydy j was about thirty points a here now shut
up again, Here we go, Here we go. I shit
you not?
Speaker 2 (44:33):
She got seventy eight was the word. It was a
triple word.
Speaker 4 (44:36):
But it was also a connection to another word, and
the word was divorced.
Speaker 2 (44:39):
And it was just a nightmare.
Speaker 4 (44:41):
But anyway, I'm going back to movies that I really
enjoy watching the first time, and I know that they're
not going to annoy me at watching them.
Speaker 2 (44:47):
A second time.
Speaker 4 (44:48):
I watched Richard Jewell, which is which is a guy
that sort of based on a true It is based
on a true story.
Speaker 2 (44:54):
The atlanda Olympic who was a real He desperately wanted
to be a cop.
Speaker 4 (44:59):
He just he wanted to be in law enforcement and
he was a security guy and he was actually a
hero when this bomb goes off. But then he gets
accused of actually setting off the bomb.
Speaker 5 (45:08):
Well, can I say that he was at the Atlanta
Olympic year and ninety ninety six of memory serves me,
and he identified a bomb in a rubbishment and cleared
the area.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Yes, And then they said, oh I know, actually it
was you that plants.
Speaker 2 (45:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (45:21):
And it was directed by Clint Eastwood.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
It was directed by Clint Eastwood. Yeah, really really good.
Twenty minutes into it, Oh, I loved it.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
And Paul Howser interesting who played the main character. Very
good actor, a very good actor. I also found out
he's a musician. He's also a writer and a producer.
But here's the interesting thing. He's also a professional wrestler. Right,
so he's got quite the well he was.
Speaker 5 (45:46):
He was nothing for many many years and he only
came into he only came to be known and I
Tanya when he was sort of one of the bumbling
assailants and that very funny.
Speaker 2 (45:56):
And Sam Rockwell, who's just always sensation. I love Letter
to the FBI agents.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Yes, yeah, I'm going to watch that because my wife
likes based on a true story movie. Oh yeah, it's
really good Netflix, I think so okay, how many buzzies
for It's excellent.
Speaker 4 (46:18):
There's just a couple of scenes in there at the
end where he's I can't I can't tell you.
Speaker 2 (46:23):
That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (46:24):
The Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 4 (46:28):
Kesey is indeed Weezer there in the radio hod a
Key Big Show.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Now listen.
Speaker 4 (46:33):
If you're into a bit of swinging action, you need
to listen up to this next little bit of chat
that we've got, and particularly if you love your golf,
mogie and easy. This is an immense opportunity and it's
something that Keesy and I were banging on about to
the marketing department because we were wanting to sort of,
you know, play golf all around the country, and they
(46:54):
got stuck into it.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Didn't they easy?
Speaker 5 (46:56):
Yea, And I've sort of been caught in the middle
because I could give a shit about golf, but I'm
very excited about being dragged out for not just nine
holes but eighteen.
Speaker 2 (47:04):
Two holes.
Speaker 3 (47:05):
Yeah, get out there and do some burnouts on it
and that'll be closed. But we'll do We'll play a
couple of holes twice though.
Speaker 2 (47:11):
Yeah, yeah, okay. Nice.
Speaker 3 (47:12):
Also, we have a contingency plan because I did foresee
Moogie potentially not being keen to play golf with us,
which is fine, and the pants Man will play for you.
Oh really, and then you can just join us afterwards.
Oh that's magnificent, I mean, because that's what I assume
might happen.
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Yeah. Great.
Speaker 3 (47:26):
But basically the opportunity is for it's the Radio Hurducky
Swingers Club, and we wanted to use our status as
radio DJs to basically freeload our way on to some
of the best golf courses in New Zealand y total yes,
and bring listeners along with us. So we're looking for
groups of four to come and join the very first
Radio Urducky Swingers Club. We're going to be playing at
Moody Way Golf Links near Auckland, which is just an
(47:47):
amazing course. We have golf carts. I think we're getting
shirts made great, the full thing, food, drinks, everything provided
us and then we'll be doing a show from the
golf club afterwards as well, which is pretty damn awesome.
If you are keen int and out, Hudarky dot co
dot in zid and get amongst the party.
Speaker 5 (48:05):
I'll meet you guys at the nineteenth hole. Yeah, I'll
tee you off when you guys to you off and
we'll see how we're going.
Speaker 3 (48:12):
Yeah, I'm down for that.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, a few schooners in the clubhouse.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
What's the idea is that we mix the teams up?
Speaker 3 (48:18):
Well, I reckon you put teas in the bowl just
to see who goes with who?
Speaker 5 (48:22):
Right where you go with the older what's the name
of that one there where it's sort of you have
you both play a shot and you go with the
best shot.
Speaker 3 (48:31):
Yeah, we could do that. I like to just play
my own game.
Speaker 2 (48:33):
Out Yeah, fair enough, manet.
Speaker 3 (48:36):
But yeah, these rules are all up for discussion that
we've literally just invented this thing. But Hodaki dot coto
inzid into there, if you'd like to join us, and
also if you've got any suggestions of places we should
go around the country and play like awesome courses in
that text ideas three to three four eight three.
Speaker 4 (48:49):
Yeah, bloody great idea actually, because that's the idea, Mogi,
is we travel around the country doing this.
Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah great, Well, let me know when you go, and
I might be key the.
Speaker 1 (48:58):
Whole actually big shot with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (49:11):
Oh yeah boy, there you go. That's your Thursday done
and dusted. Now, Mogi, when you arrive today, I thought
you'd just come from the gym, but now you're probably
going to go to the gym after this?
Speaker 2 (49:22):
Is that?
Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yeah, I didn't go to the gym and I didn't
go yesterday, and I'm like, will I just go?
Speaker 2 (49:26):
Will I go?
Speaker 3 (49:27):
Will I just go and have a sauna?
Speaker 2 (49:29):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (49:30):
But actually I feel pretty good, so I am going
to go. Yeah, E have mentioned I had a horror asleep,
but yeah, I am going to go. I'm going to
go to the gym. Yeah, and sort of rub shoulders
with the other eight thousand bastards will be over there.
Speaker 4 (49:40):
Good on your mates, Good on your keysy. What are
your plans mate, you'll you'll probably need to have a
little bit of a nap and a lie down after
our game, if a game today.
Speaker 3 (49:48):
I had a shocking sleep as well, two days in
a row, work up at three am, which were discussed,
thinking people are breaking into my house, so I just
want to sleep through the night. So I'm thinking is
I'll start to like eleven, have a cup the beers,
and then just hit the sack. Yeah, man, you know
what I mean and hopefully get through the night. Alcohol
is a tendency to wake you up. It doesn't. It
(50:10):
doesn't wake me up if I have like just a few, right,
And this is like purely for sleep reasons. I'm not
just heading the purse for no reason.
Speaker 2 (50:18):
Sure.
Speaker 4 (50:19):
I mean I haven't slept through the night since nineteen ninety.
Speaker 3 (50:24):
Ten.
Speaker 2 (50:25):
Yeah exactly, man, So you know, I'm just used to
it now.
Speaker 4 (50:30):
Last couple of nights, as previously discussed, hasn't been too bad.
Speaker 2 (50:33):
Still shocking, but anyway, I'm not going to go on
about it. Were you are? I mentioned it? Lessen?
Speaker 4 (50:39):
Looking forward to going home and just hanging out with
my lovely wife.
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Yeah, yeah she's not. She said she might pop out.
Speaker 3 (50:47):
Actually, does your daughter ever join in on scrabble.
Speaker 4 (50:50):
No though she should because she's bloody good both words,
I tell.
Speaker 3 (50:54):
You, Yeah, but you can't use those kind of words.
Speaker 2 (50:57):
True story.
Speaker 4 (50:58):
She corrects me all the time. On my England she goes, no, no, dead,
that's not just.
Speaker 3 (51:03):
On your grammar or one when you're being racist.
Speaker 2 (51:05):
All that stuff. Yeah, she just sort of ignores the racism.
Speaker 5 (51:09):
Yes, well, you know there's a whole generation of us
who are just waiting for the racist to die off.
Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah, exactly, exactly.
Speaker 4 (51:15):
Hey, now listen, check out the podcast, check out the
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