October 24, 2024 • 11 mins
On today's show, we dive deep into the artistry in nude modelling.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
For seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That is the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jasey love a Belch brother.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I hate beouchers more than I hate fathers fathers.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That right.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah. I had a mate, me mate, the Master Fader who.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Every erind no ivery fucking know his name is Aaron. Actually,
every fucking morning when we would have breakfast at the school,
he would eat his breakfast then drink a massive carton
of milk and let out the most disgusting foul bouchers
(00:55):
every single day. And that did my head. To give
you wood, It didn't give me wood. He was also
he he was a weird dude.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Like so, he was a weird dude.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
He'd have he'd have toast, right, yeah, and he'd do
the mamte first and then he'd put the butter on top,
and they go, Aaron, why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He'd go, who goes down the fucking zwme way?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man, you keep doing the north through and you fuck
with you And it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Was just like, what what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
With your life? And what is he doing? With his
life down in Huntley. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, Actually, I've got to be honest with your fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've got to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He was a really good looking fella. Did you give
him to him? I think he's a fisherman. I think
he's a fisherman. Yeah, genuinely. But he was a Stallion
boys school.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He was a Stallion? Was he just?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I mean, you know, you go on the shower
block and it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Was like, I'm just going to go now right because
his body was so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
His body and appendages.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But you've got a massive down CSJ. So was that
sort of growing over the years.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, mine's more of what do you call it a
show and grow? Is it a show and grow? No?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Leave it with them, Leave it with them. You see
how it goes?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, you know, surf to look at to look at Max,
to look at it, and it's reclining.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You to recline like a lazy but you go hands
behind its head. Is all good.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But then when it's enraged.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It starts effing and Jeff doesn't find hard to maintain
its anger as the years of going on, man does
it sure fires up and then it's like it starts
getting It's like, yeah, got to do some more reclining.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How's your rage? You're going kesy?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Rock solid as far as yeah, good as gold, rock
solid like a rock yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, you know, good stuff. Well, when does it stop happening? Hey?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I tell you what. It's great to have all the
team back.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Everybody, welcome back, welcome back. It's great. That's so great.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
When does what start to happen?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Kezy? When do you? When does your ranger go away?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Varies from person to person, I imagine, and you know,
I've got I've got a hell of a way to live.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
There is yours like that famous statue of the eight
soldiers putting the flag up.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's our flags of our father, they call it.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I was directed by Clint Eastwood. Do you ever notice
it's the flag of a regima, you know, and there's
those guys erecting it. Yes, six guys trying to get
it up.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm always fascinated by like Greek statues and just male
nudity in general and male nudity in general. But those statues,
how tiny they always are. I mean, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well when he was standing for that, and he would
have been standing for that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's probably quite cold, very cold. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And also it would be weird if you had a
statue with a massive shine.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And Michaelangelo is a notorious ruder as well, there would
have been some nervousness around that as he was there again,
Oh god, when're you going to try?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And really?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Right? Yeah, it's quite a pay Have you seen that?
And you wouldn't have seen that in person? Oh no, David?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean is that in Greece or is that in London?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I think it's in Greasy Okay, yeah, because I went
to London and saw a whole lot of his works
that have been cut off the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool. That's the trek in
their arms are off and all that sort of shit.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And the Christians went through and chopped off all the
bullos and and did you know that all the bullers
They chopped off all the statues and replaced with the
cabbage leaves. Those are all just in a back room
and the Vatican the cabbage leaves or the bullers, the bullos,
the leaves a where the bullos were.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's in Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The original David statue is located in the true, be true, Bean,
that's probably not right true buying into the Academia Gallery
in Florence, Italy.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Haven't been there, so they'll have like a massive tupperware
container full of bullers.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And feast your eyes on that down stairs operation Keezy.
Look at it, Look at look at him drinking the gutters. Yeah,
pretty good gutters.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Shout to the camera that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Have you guys ever done nude modeling?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No? But I made of mind dude, Yeah, yeah, he
did it at university at while he was going to
attend him Messy. He was attending Messy and Parmerson North
and he would go along and do that. And what happened?
What happened somehow, I'm guessing arection. Somehow everybody found out
(05:41):
that he was the life model for the right.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So he's about eighteen. Hell of a rugby player.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm going to add him here, Old Sulzy and he
was the selectors for the New Zealand under twenty one
were at a game watching him, players playing for Horrif
and he was as he was running around, he played
flanker as he was running around. He's singing to himself,
this is the best game of rugby I've ever played
in my life. He was a fucking animal and he
had a ruck and someone hit him, came in behind
(06:07):
and broke his neck.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh far out, So that was the end of that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
However, he did get he got the you know, like
the scaffolding around his head, and he's up and about
now he's all good. But that was the end of
the rugby. One of the boys had a twenty first.
One of the boys had a twenty first and the
theme was s He had to get dressed up as
something beginning with sight. So one of my other mates
raz he'd win his souls and he made his own
(06:32):
scaffolding just to rub it into my mate with a
broken neck. But yeah, the boys found out about him
doing his live nude thingy, and so they all went.
They all turned up, they all paid to go along,
and so is turned up and there's all of the
rest of the flat are there going with crayons.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hb. That didn't even bring any pen or paper.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I tell very brave thing for a man from doing
that kind of age. Sorry, just quickly suls suss mag and.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well I wasn't then I'm not telling you sloth sloth
also slug farm, slug far that's right, and yeah, that's
variations there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What a great name. I'm picturing the guys from the
in between us. For some reason, I.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Just on the old nude modeling. I don't know, I
can really tell you. And he's a good maid of mine,
and can I just en you both know him very
very well. And he's not.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Brendan, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And he went to art school, okay. And so they
had a nude model coming and they had.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
To draw the nude model a man or a lady.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
A lady, and this particular person how many out of five?
Johnny said, he's out of him. It was like she
was beautiful. But anyway, so they all took up the
position and then she assumed her position.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh god, she didn't put herself in and did she
have orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Let's just say she was sort of arched forward, kind
of like when you fell over on the steps.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They shoulder like a dragon.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, but and that position and Johnny completely he had
already seated himself, was looking right right in the line
of fire, and and he was so mortified and shocked
and he just couldn't really look, and he was trying
to draw it, and apparently his tutor came up behind
(08:55):
him and put his hand on his shoulder and had
a look and went sweet Jesus, and then just walked
off again. And Johnny was like desperately trying not to
make a big issue of it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He said, sweet Jesus about his drawing, or about about
the person.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Might not have been. Sweet Jesus was like it might
have been. He just started laughing or something, then just
sort of walked off and Johnny was like, oh god, gosh,
Jesus drawing, You know, but I don't know if I'd
be into doing nude modeling, and I think I don't
comfortable enough.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You probably get a bit of work to workshopping, and
that the beast.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
The deformities totally.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I would, I definitely. And then they do.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They do the picture and no, hang on, that's massively
out of proportion.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Everyone would fail, and the two would walk past and
looking at me like, sweet, sweet Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I've been sending him by. You guys probably have as well.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, for the Lord of the Rings, Oh a musical tale, Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
My God, now this is free.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, I just don't do musical. You know what I
might do what might make it worthwhile? Because if you
go on the mushies right yeah, yeah, true, that might
become something of a performance soon.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
My wife used to book checkets for musicals all the
time just to annoy me because she knew how much
I hated them. Oh that's quite nasty.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Heh, that's really nice. You guys should break up?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, too late now peasy. Hey That Die is cast.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Four till seven every week down Radio Hodaki is the
big show you should listen to. Also, this podcast will
be available on YouTube tomorrow night if you want to
watch it. I think so.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, good ship. Pretty exciting when I see my
new haircut
For all your mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
Get up even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
For seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That is the worst.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Jasey love a Belch brother.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I hate beouchers more than I hate fathers fathers.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
That right.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah. I had a mate, me mate, the Master Fader who.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Every erind no ivery fucking know his name is Aaron. Actually,
every fucking morning when we would have breakfast at the school,
he would eat his breakfast then drink a massive carton
of milk and let out the most disgusting foul bouchers
(00:55):
every single day. And that did my head. To give
you wood, It didn't give me wood. He was also
he he was a weird dude.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Like so, he was a weird dude.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
He'd have he'd have toast, right, yeah, and he'd do
the mamte first and then he'd put the butter on top,
and they go, Aaron, why are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Man?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
He'd go, who goes down the fucking zwme way?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Man, you keep doing the north through and you fuck
with you And it.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Was just like, what what are you doing.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
With your life? And what is he doing? With his
life down in Huntley. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
No, Actually, I've got to be honest with your fellows.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I've got to be honest with you.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
He was a really good looking fella. Did you give
him to him? I think he's a fisherman. I think
he's a fisherman. Yeah, genuinely. But he was a Stallion
boys school.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
He was a Stallion? Was he just?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
But I mean, you know, you go on the shower
block and it.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Was like, I'm just going to go now right because
his body was so beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
His body and appendages.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
But you've got a massive down CSJ. So was that
sort of growing over the years.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Well, mine's more of what do you call it a
show and grow? Is it a show and grow? No?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Leave it with them, Leave it with them. You see
how it goes?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Yeah, you know, surf to look at to look at Max,
to look at it, and it's reclining.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You to recline like a lazy but you go hands
behind its head. Is all good.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
But then when it's enraged.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It starts effing and Jeff doesn't find hard to maintain
its anger as the years of going on, man does
it sure fires up and then it's like it starts
getting It's like, yeah, got to do some more reclining.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
How's your rage? You're going kesy?
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Rock solid as far as yeah, good as gold, rock
solid like a rock yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah, you know, good stuff. Well, when does it stop happening? Hey?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I tell you what. It's great to have all the
team back.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Everybody, welcome back, welcome back. It's great. That's so great.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
When does what start to happen?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Kezy? When do you? When does your ranger go away?
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Varies from person to person, I imagine, and you know,
I've got I've got a hell of a way to live.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
There is yours like that famous statue of the eight
soldiers putting the flag up.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah it is.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
It's our flags of our father, they call it.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
I was directed by Clint Eastwood. Do you ever notice
it's the flag of a regima, you know, and there's
those guys erecting it. Yes, six guys trying to get
it up.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I'm always fascinated by like Greek statues and just male
nudity in general and male nudity in general. But those statues,
how tiny they always are. I mean, I suppose.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Well when he was standing for that, and he would
have been standing for that.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's probably quite cold, very cold. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
And also it would be weird if you had a
statue with a massive shine.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And Michaelangelo is a notorious ruder as well, there would
have been some nervousness around that as he was there again,
Oh god, when're you going to try?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And really?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Right? Yeah, it's quite a pay Have you seen that?
And you wouldn't have seen that in person? Oh no, David?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
I mean is that in Greece or is that in London?
Speaker 4 (04:12):
I think it's in Greasy Okay, yeah, because I went
to London and saw a whole lot of his works
that have been cut off the wall.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
It's pretty cool. Yeah, it's cool. That's the trek in
their arms are off and all that sort of shit.
It's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
And the Christians went through and chopped off all the
bullos and and did you know that all the bullers
They chopped off all the statues and replaced with the
cabbage leaves. Those are all just in a back room
and the Vatican the cabbage leaves or the bullers, the bullos,
the leaves a where the bullos were.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
It's in Italy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
The original David statue is located in the true, be true, Bean,
that's probably not right true buying into the Academia Gallery
in Florence, Italy.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Haven't been there, so they'll have like a massive tupperware
container full of bullers.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
And feast your eyes on that down stairs operation Keezy.
Look at it, Look at look at him drinking the gutters. Yeah,
pretty good gutters.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Shout to the camera that.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
The whole Archy B Show one days from four on
Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show podcast.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Have you guys ever done nude modeling?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
No? But I made of mind dude, Yeah, yeah, he
did it at university at while he was going to
attend him Messy. He was attending Messy and Parmerson North
and he would go along and do that. And what happened?
What happened somehow, I'm guessing arection. Somehow everybody found out
(05:41):
that he was the life model for the right.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
So he's about eighteen. Hell of a rugby player.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
I'm going to add him here, Old Sulzy and he
was the selectors for the New Zealand under twenty one
were at a game watching him, players playing for Horrif
and he was as he was running around, he played
flanker as he was running around. He's singing to himself,
this is the best game of rugby I've ever played
in my life. He was a fucking animal and he
had a ruck and someone hit him, came in behind
(06:07):
and broke his neck.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Oh far out, So that was the end of that.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
However, he did get he got the you know, like
the scaffolding around his head, and he's up and about
now he's all good. But that was the end of
the rugby. One of the boys had a twenty first.
One of the boys had a twenty first and the
theme was s He had to get dressed up as
something beginning with sight. So one of my other mates
raz he'd win his souls and he made his own
(06:32):
scaffolding just to rub it into my mate with a
broken neck. But yeah, the boys found out about him
doing his live nude thingy, and so they all went.
They all turned up, they all paid to go along,
and so is turned up and there's all of the
rest of the flat are there going with crayons.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Hb. That didn't even bring any pen or paper.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I don't know that.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I tell very brave thing for a man from doing
that kind of age. Sorry, just quickly suls suss mag and.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Well I wasn't then I'm not telling you sloth sloth
also slug farm, slug far that's right, and yeah, that's
variations there.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
What a great name. I'm picturing the guys from the
in between us. For some reason, I.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Just on the old nude modeling. I don't know, I
can really tell you. And he's a good maid of mine,
and can I just en you both know him very
very well. And he's not.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Brendan, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
And he went to art school, okay. And so they
had a nude model coming and they had.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
To draw the nude model a man or a lady.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
A lady, and this particular person how many out of five?
Johnny said, he's out of him. It was like she
was beautiful. But anyway, so they all took up the
position and then she assumed her position.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Oh god, she didn't put herself in and did she
have orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
Let's just say she was sort of arched forward, kind
of like when you fell over on the steps.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
They shoulder like a dragon.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yeah, but and that position and Johnny completely he had
already seated himself, was looking right right in the line
of fire, and and he was so mortified and shocked
and he just couldn't really look, and he was trying
to draw it, and apparently his tutor came up behind
(08:55):
him and put his hand on his shoulder and had
a look and went sweet Jesus, and then just walked
off again. And Johnny was like desperately trying not to
make a big issue of it.
Speaker 2 (09:07):
He said, sweet Jesus about his drawing, or about about
the person.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
Might not have been. Sweet Jesus was like it might
have been. He just started laughing or something, then just
sort of walked off and Johnny was like, oh god, gosh,
Jesus drawing, You know, but I don't know if I'd
be into doing nude modeling, and I think I don't
comfortable enough.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
You probably get a bit of work to workshopping, and
that the beast.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
The deformities totally.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
I would, I definitely. And then they do.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
They do the picture and no, hang on, that's massively
out of proportion.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Everyone would fail, and the two would walk past and
looking at me like, sweet, sweet Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I've been sending him by. You guys probably have as well.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
Yeah, for the Lord of the Rings, Oh a musical tale, Oh.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
My God, now this is free.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
No, I just don't do musical. You know what I
might do what might make it worthwhile? Because if you
go on the mushies right yeah, yeah, true, that might
become something of a performance soon.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
My wife used to book checkets for musicals all the
time just to annoy me because she knew how much
I hated them. Oh that's quite nasty.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Heh, that's really nice. You guys should break up?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Yeah, too late now peasy. Hey That Die is cast.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
Four till seven every week down Radio Hodaki is the
big show you should listen to. Also, this podcast will
be available on YouTube tomorrow night if you want to
watch it. I think so.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, yeah, good ship. Pretty exciting when I see my
new haircut
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