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November 5, 2024 11 mins

On today's poddy, we chat doctor's visits and taking care of our ever-diminishing health.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
You guys don't mind if I roll daries while we're
doing this, do you?

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I got a video of you doing that yesterday and then
I was like, nah, it's just just rolling and.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
Darry, Yeah, it's not that exciting. But I just don't
want you to be offended if I'm doing that, that's all. Okay,
I know you won't be making No, I won't offended.
There's always a good time to roll a Darry off ended.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
It's is it a money saving thing? Going to roll
your owns? No anymore?

Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Okay they used to CAZy, right, they used to be
substantially cheaper, but now it's on the weight of the
tobacco and each each thing pretty much.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
So you get yeah, like for like, it does save
me money, so you smoke lest yeah, yeah, and definitely
instead of buying your old tailor maids, I'm saving about
fifty bucks a week, wow, which is.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
You know, that's a huge savings, a huge saving.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Talk about that on the financial report that we do
on the show later on idea.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Is it more of like the therapeutic fun of it?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yeah, it is quite therapeutic. I like rolling a drry.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I mean sometimes I go outside and just roll a
drry and not even smoke it.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Can I roll you a dorry at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
With your ridiculous.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Mustache.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
You're with your ridiculous rolling technique.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
I don't have a technique.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
No, that's true. That's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
Can I ask you, man? Can I ask you this one?

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Brother?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Man? You're going yellow papers or blue papers?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
I go yellow?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Same?

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40):
What color filters are you going with?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Super slim?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Green?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
No white? Can you get green ones?

Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well in the scenes that the packet is green? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
No yellow?

Speaker 3 (01:51):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:53):
I used to go Rizzler just because it was a
bit different in terms of your papers.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Too thick but too tooth thick. Yeah you can the paper.

Speaker 4 (02:01):
If you're han't a big if you haven't been of
gunga Keysy, maybe a Rizzler.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
No good, They're no good. Over in Australia they have
the Telly Hoe right tell. And that's like cartridge paper.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Fucking fell I saw actually a dude and I've always
wanted to get one of those T shirts, you know,
the zig Zag T shirt.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yeah, smoker anymore. They took the cigarette out of his mouth.
You notice that?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah I did? Yeah, Yeah, yeah, I d didn't he
used to have a dart in his mouth.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Well that's like the original cover of Ebbie Road. They've
taken the cigarette, the cigarette out of Paul McCartney's handles,
and they've got rid of the pedestrian crossing. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
I've started again the green filters, which are even slimmer,
which means I'm not rolling such a fat cigarette, and
it just means I'm having Lissa, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
Did you ever used to have one of those rolling machines?

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I did, briefly, Yeah, like my stepfather did, and they
used to roll the fastest, most waste na time burn. Yeah,
and I'm a freehander keysy.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Is that like a really cool thing in the smoking world.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
I can do it with one hand, bullshit.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, he's talking about jacking it. Ah yeah, yeah, is
that what I thought we're talking about? Siggi's what's the
machine you were using? It really wasteful?

Speaker 4 (03:15):
No, that you used to get these like metal machines
and you'd put the paper in there and your back
and then do a click.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Or something that you do that.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You do the backing first, and the filter next to it,
and you close it together and roll it and then
you put the feed in. You'd feed in the paper
and then roll that in and then lick that and
then roll it in and then you'd open it up
and you'd all be dam But it took fucking.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Forever, right, because I feel like it should be something
where you put the paper down and then put the
stuff in it and then you just sort of roll
it or something and then it just does that part
for you.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
No, I think you should start smoking easy. I reckon
lungs when I'm drinking. So I went to the doctor
today and he said, are you drinking right?

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Do you smoke? And I said yeah? And he said
how often do you smoke? And I said when I drink?
He said how often do you drink? And I said
a couple of days a week? He said how many
you having a day? I said, ah, five or so
and he said, so you're having averaging ten a week. Yeah,
that's about right, And he said went through the whole thing.

(04:17):
He there, the whole appointment and all that carry on
because I've got my cough and that back after having
you know, a cute Sino sidis and all that shit,
So that's back. Anyway, got through it all and he said, look,
I think he goes you need you should give up
smoking and drinking. And I said, I said at summer man,
I'll be honest with you, that's probably not going to happen. Yeah,

(04:37):
and he just said thanks for being so on.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Yeah. The whole Lucky Big Show week days from four
on Radio Hierarchy, They Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 4 (04:52):
It was always a tenuous question, you know, with the
doctor when he'd say do you drink?

Speaker 2 (04:59):
And I'd be like, yeah, well I lied to them.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
I smoke a lot more.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah yeah, and he and they'll go, so, how much
would you drink in a week or a night?

Speaker 2 (05:08):
And I'd say one or two? Yeah, what exactly? Don't
you don't specify?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Is it funny how you're trying to fool the doctor
who's just trying to help you with your problem.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
The problem with them is they're just so judgy. Yes,
and I don't find it helpful. You can go in
there with the stub toe and they'll tell you to
give up smoking. It's got a fuck all to do
with it. You probably absolutely, Yeah, I should guess what
I already know. I thought you're gonna be like, I've
got to do it.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
I already know. There's nothing a doctor can tell me
that my wife and daughter heaven.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
Already so exactly exact, No, ship, m is it?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Is it keasy? What is it bad for you? I
don't actually know. Yeah, I would have an idea that's true.
Actually it's sick of her knowledge. Yeah, I'm just assuming
that it's bad for me. It might be good for
me based on this cough that I can't get rid of.
What do you reckon's worst alcohol? Or smokes? Smokes alcohol?

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Really well, it depends. It depends how much you're doing
above one or two.

Speaker 3 (06:09):
That's one social harm from your OLCO. You don't get
any social harm from smoking dat No, okay. So in
my situation, for example, I reckon once a week, I'll
have once a week, I'll have ten beers. Yeah right,
that's once a week, and then maybe on like a Friday,
I might have like five beers. It's fifteen beers and
then that's me done. Is that hell?

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Is that bad?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
If you if you said to your doctor that on
one night you drink ten beers.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yes, they would go that's not good.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
What depends if your dove's a fucking legend or not.
Because those are rookie numbers. You should be having a
twenty four box. Yeah, especially with creat Day coming up,
you need to get those numbers.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I struggle with you drinking fifteen beers a week. I
just I just feel that's not accurate.

Speaker 3 (06:53):
What do you mean it feels like going to be
slightly high.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I feel like it would be higher than that. I mean,
quite often you have a big week, you know what
I mean? What are you right? When you go out
down a christ Each with your mates and you have
a Friday and Friday and then on the Sunday you'll
have a few recoveries.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
But that's only if it's a long weekend. It's usually
that's usually two nights where there'll be one night will
be a few beers and the other night will be
quite a few beers. Right, but that's it. Five beers
is a few beers, five pints? You know how much
is that? That's probably like eight beers. Yeah, yeah, ten
pints as well, so that's probably I don't know.

Speaker 4 (07:33):
But yeah, no, I mean if you said I have
one night a week where I have ten beers, they'd go.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
No, No, I'll book and I'll walk and I'll see him.
I look him in the eye or her, actually it's him,
and I'll say, look, I sink piss, all right, arrest me.
I'm a piss sinking son of a bitch. And he'll say,
how's everything else going? Pretty ship? To be honest, I'll
probably give up the beers. Okay, Yeah, it's not going
to happen, brother, Yeah, and getting around you get stuck in.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Yeah, I'm I'm done with the piss.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
I'm done with it forever.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
I feel like you, I'm a massive pussy.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
You don't need it to have fun though.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
Jas don't give me that ship.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
But also, when was the last time you had fun?
And I'm joking about you being a pussy. You've made
absolutely the right to see.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
No, I I have fun quite a lot now.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I was hoping you'd say that during the show or something.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
That's not like.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Mhm.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
And it's not even that I have fun when I
drink piss, I just get more relaxed. It's not even
fun necessarily, I'm just relaxed, anxious until the next day.
But I've made it a big thing of mine. I
have more fun, you know, and a bit of golf,
golfers fan, bloody bit of fishing, you know, ship like that,

(08:55):
and I just.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Hear gigs going sort of ship. But yeah, you know
what I mean. Off fucking hard. Well, that's not fun.
That disgusts me. It is hard in summer. It is hard.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Because it's just are not drinking, But it's just a
psychological thing because that the sun's out and you go
cold beersy, they're good, but you know, cold cold beers.
I go home, I pour myself a glass of tonic water,
and that's me.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
And this is I really respect that because I genuinely
if it's like, oh, we're going out with blah blah
blah and no one's drinking, I instantly go, oh, that's lame, right, sure,
you know, because in my head, I'm like, we have
a few, but I'm not saying everyone waste. We'll have
a few beers and stuff. And I associate that with
having fun of an evening. Sure, but it doesn't actually

(09:44):
necessarily need to be that way.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
And it's always been a tragedy to me that my
wife's not a big pest drinker. In fact, she doesn't
really drink it at all. Yeah, and not for any
particular reasons. She just doesn't like it's the same. And
it's just like, you know, there big times come on
down and when I'm not drinking where at least where
I was the worst fucking person neighbler, And she's like, nah,
I just don't like it.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
I don't like how it makes me feel.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
Well.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
That's the thing is she's literally got a.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Enough she back in the day, she she'd have a few.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Yeah, she's got a full time sober driver, you know
what I mean. She's not making the most of that totally.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Man.

Speaker 3 (10:22):
But then I have the same situation. But then Lucier
sometimes be like, it'd be nice if you and I
do you know, if you want you say sober and drive,
and I'll be like, and then I will get there
and loose, will have half a glass of wine and
just be done and I'm not having any more. I
am going to yeah, because I can't get break without it. Yeah,
that's true. That was a joke. What I say, you joke.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
I saw you with the hip flask and the A
C C studio there just having a quiet nap quote,
What's what's in your hip flask?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Oh that's Pamel's a headache.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah yeah, good ship.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
Hey, listen to the Hurdacky Big Show four or seven
every single week. Down and ready, hurt Acu Man's great,
pretty good,
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