November 5, 2024 • 48 mins
On today's show, Jase is running a hot new shirt, Mike tells the true story of how he lost an eye, and Keyzie's made a monumental holiday ballsup.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers toy from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome this big show. Really, Jason hits
my note and I'll get your man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Barstond's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
fifth of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought you by Twoy
Get it in, get.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
In, you get it in, you get it and you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Come on eezy, commit many thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's so full on. No, no, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That was really good.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And it's funny if I do it loud like that.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yeah, I think it's very funny, funny. It's just inspires
people to get it in them. When you say that,
I really want to get it in me.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying, speaking of which I'm going
to Old Maggie.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What do you mean speaking of which?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, getting it in here across the across the way
there having a toy with old MOGGI. Yeah, God, you're
looking good mate. Have you been sunbathing? You had a
real glow on at the moment like you look with
child almost you've got that kind of glow on.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm glowing yeah, I appreciate that, your dog with good health,
your six son of a bee. No, I haven't been
sun bathing in I'm just the weathers turned, hasn't it?
Fist days of sun in the road. It's warm now.
The cold seems to be dissipating and it just cheers
me right up. It does not to mention the fact
I've got a holiday campin up pretty soon, and that's
that's cheering me up a little bit as well, Keezy.
(01:29):
But I won't bore you with that, brother, I won't. Boy,
you were that big dog.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Keasy, God, you're looking
good man your band? Because I know that what.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What are you say? Hey, keasy? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Because I'm complimenting? Go ahead because I know you've been
filming today Game of two Halves?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, I knew he'd been filming as well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, your gang are your bangs have been flossed?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
My gangs.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You've got a bit of makeup on still I took
it off.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So you're looking really good at and you're rocking that
sort of grody old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Jacket there too.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes it's not a copy.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Great, but you're looking good.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thanks Jase, I'm feeling good. Yeah, it is great to
have the sun out, and I am really looking forward
to some I'm also really looking forward to Mogy's holiday.
It's going to be good. I tell you all about
that carry up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's going to be a crack out.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's still a matter of weeks away though. In the meantime, Hoidy,
j you look just doesn't houghdy j look neat and
his little lemon shit.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I was wondering what was going on. But it is good, man,
And that's the thing, Like, you want Jose to be
in a good mood. You want everybody to be feeling
light and happy and sort of coming in and knowing
that it's a very welcoming workplace and you can wear
your comedy shirts and everyone will think it's all cool. Yeah,
you've got your comedy lemon shirt on today.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah it seems like, oh hey, I'm a bit of
a laugh. And to be honest, Jason, the same age week,
it all do with a laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That's true, man. So that's why I've got the Toy
billboards and that shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You were right, yeah, And your commitment to Toy by
wearing that comedy shirt is just next level.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Things, fellas, And you know, I like to take a
lighthearted approach to life most of the time, particularly when
the weather's got My wife actually bought this from a
thrift shop.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
She's taken the purse and I was.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I was stoked when she brought it home and I thought,
you know what, I'm putting that bassett on today and.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll get a photo for the Insta maybe, and you
can judge for yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
In the meantime, it's Gorilla's.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is indeed Metallica there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
This beautiful God, it's beautiful jokes.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's lovely, isn't it Here in Auckland City, very very blessed.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Can I just say Merry Christmas one and all? Yes,
indeed that?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Can I just say also that whilst it's a magnificent
afternoon here in the big city, I'm dreading today and
I'm dreading tonight of course because about Guy Fawks night.
And it was my understanding, rightly or wrongly, that you
couldn't buy Guy Fawkes or like one or two days
out from.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The actual day.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We've been having guy fawks going off since Friday at
our house as well. You guys know, my dog goes
absolutely bersark, ape shit crazy and bark two hours off
all night long.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We've had that for the last four nights.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's going to culminate in tonight and then probably drift
on for another five nights.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm over the shit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
How do you feel about that, fellas, How do you
feel about guy fawkes?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Look, it can be frustrating, you know when you think
about your kids and all of that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Jason Bug of the kids man up stuff for kids man.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Either all we clipping either of those two often we're
putting that online. My opinion is, Jason, and you said
you sent through a video. This is prior to yelling
that out before you sent through a video of your house.
So that is so much worse than I actually realized.
(05:05):
Because your dog is a Collie, really loud barker as
if it's rounding up sheep. Yes, and that is just
is that all night, all night long.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So it goes all night long, but all night long
in between the barking she pants.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hyper ventilated.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hyper ventilating, having a massive anxiety. It's basically an a
tower panic attack is what she has. And but what's
really got my goat this.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Year, it's not a goat as well. It started really.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Early, Mogi crazy, and it's it's just well, I just
I can't do it. So what I'm thinking of doing
is hiring a B and B and old haughty j
just taking taking off for the night, leaving the family
to it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I think there's the way to go. Man. Yeah, you
might get lonely, though, you should take your dog. Actually,
then your wife will have a really nice night. Well
I've got a dog as well, Joe says.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
You know yes, and you know she hate She was
the same, man, absolutely just going off barking, the anxiety,
the panting. You try all the things, man, you buy them,
those stupid outfits that you know, the really tight vests. Yes,
the anxiety, anxiety, there's all that garbage that you're buying
line that does absolutely nothing. And in the end, like now,
she's she as good as gold because I just set
(06:19):
her down and I explained to her the physics of
fireworks and gunpowder and how it all sort of works,
and you know where it originated from and invented by
the Chinese and all that sort of carry on. Now
she gets it. She loves it, absolutely loves it. I
get her out there with a sparkle. She's into it now.
She puts it in her mouth, rather puts a sparkle
in her mouth and spells her name. I mean she
(06:39):
can't spell. She's of course, she's severely dyslexic, but she tries.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She gets all the letters, thinking, yeah, have you tried
explaining the history of fireworks to your dog?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Finally, last last night, because we've got French doors and
our lounge there, you could just say doors, and she was,
you know, she could see she sees them going off right,
and in our sun lounge you can see them as well,
and she just steeres them.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But she doesn't talk about And I tried to explain
to it, Look how pretty they are, rue, Look how
lovely there. It's just fireworks, just relaxed.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, and then she just did a pool on the
on the floor there and then kept on back.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He played for the audience one more time.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Then she can only see inim black and white, so
it's not that pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, I guess, so similar to Jason.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
That is really punishing.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, that is very punishing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I want to get the people's view out there, particularly
dog owners on three four eight three, because I reckon
the majority of our listeners out there will be fully
into the fireworks.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
That's the thing, because fireworks are pissing off a lot
of people whilst a lot of other people are really
enjoying them. Yeah, so Texas three for three, five weeks,
years or no, are you pissed off? You can call
us an eight hundred haduki as well.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
We've got twoy price backs to give away. And maybe
the other thing that we'll do is we're running the
big pole. We've got Jason's shoot yes or no, Let's
do another big pole fireworks es or now a guy
fawkes es or no. It is a double dual big pole.
I'm just going to run out of ten big poles
a day. That's been the problem. They haven't been enough beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Ikey Pit a Deaf Leopard there for you on the
Radio hold Aky Bitch Show this Tuesday afternoon once to
see general consensus. They're Keezy on the textual machine three
four eight three. Regarding what regarding the old guy fawks, Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's right, regarding the fact that you're sick of iffing
and jiffin at your dog barking constantly. Yeah, and you
want them banned?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Really, dogs can't bear dogs? Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean, I'm apt to hear with mine.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, but don't you think you should ban the fireworks
or you should ban your dogs from doing steamers on
your bed?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
There's just no way to stop it once she gets.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Going, makee Yeah, training differently when we're hey three four
eight three. It's lighting up with people's opinions on fireworks.
I'm with jas if the kids ban fireworks, right, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Great staff trip here.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I've got a gun dog that I find my shotgun
right beside him. He doesn't flinch, In fact, he just
goes looks with a bird. However, fireworks freak him out, right,
Ban the shit? What an idiot, the dog or the guy.
I blame you, Jason, for not training your dog to
shut up on command, But that's not solving the problem.
Your dog's still freaking out. Well, it's part of the problem.
It's half the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The problem, how do you try?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You probably I iffing love fireworks. My three leiggured cat
loves them as well. Yeah, good stuff. So that's the
thing about fireworks is there is such a lit down
the ones you buy from the store. Tell you, I
can hear them all around me exploding, and I look
outside and they can't even get high enough past the
hedge at my house. So they're obviously just garbage. I
don't understand why people use them.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
They mostly just make a noise. It used to be great,
but now it's just it's just a band. And then
twenty of those in aw.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
It costs a fortune as well to buy them. Yes, yeah, personally,
I think that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But you've got a personal reason for hating them, Magie,
don't you surely do. I yeah, you know that's right,
because of what happened to here at that time.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Man, that's right. When I was about eighteen, I was
at a party, was at my my cousin's place. Actually
it was yes, chuck of PENI and we're having a
few beers. I was sucking back a few tooies even
then because I'm a day one and keasy. Oh right, yeah,
this was about thirty years ago now, and I was
(10:28):
standing there and I was having a yarn to somebody.
And while I was having a yarn, one of my
mates was saying to me, was going, heymgi, heymogi, they
call you moggi back.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yea yeah, yeah, totally, hey moogi man.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And I was I was in the middle of something
and so I wasn't really I didn't turn around. And anyway,
about on the sixth heymogi, I turned around and I
was immediately decked. I got hit in the eye. And
what my mate had done was he put a skyrocket
and a bear bottle and he was he'd lit it.
He lit the fuse, and he was pointing it at
(11:04):
the back of my head from about maybe ten meters away.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And his plan was that I would turn around and
then he would point it in a different direction. But
because I didn't turn around in time, by the time
I did turn around, it just took off and it
hit me directly on my left eyeball.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
And did it hurt.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
No, it had about twenty five tollies at that point.
Oh ye backbone. Yeah, And actually yeah, no, I won't
go into that. But anyway, so I went off to
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I ended up with.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Having to get a cataract taken out of my eye,
and I've only got probably fifteen or twenty percent vision
in that eye right to this day. So when they
say to you, you know, someone could lose an eye,
you've got to be careful. I am the living proof
that that happened. Now people will probably think I'm full
of bullshit for some reason, not on this show. Not
on this show, but that is a true story. So
I have I'm almost blind in my left eye as
(11:53):
a direct result of people passing around with fireworks.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But you don't want the band like old buzzkill jasough right.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I tell you what I tell you why I do now,
and that is because my my it's because of people
letting them off every single night, yes, and as loud
as hell, and my kid not going to sleep until
ten eleven o'clock midnight, and also animals being scared. I mean,
I don't care, but I do think, like you say,
easy because they sucks, because they scare animals, because they
(12:23):
keep my kid up, and I'm only worried about myself
and my own fun. Isn't it better to just do
the displays and then just and then just ban because
they're suck.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
They do suck.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, and the displays are awesome, you know by the
harbor bridge there, and I'm going to look at them.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No neither am I.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But just fill your boots, go down to a park
or something like that and do it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's just the dickheads that go on for like seven
or eight days after the event or before the event,
next to my house that continue to.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Tell this even at ten o'clock curfew. I'd be happy
with that. It's just the on and on.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
What's your address anyone who lives near there? Don't let
off fireworks, just say you're addressed now and and I
think that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Jays Key, I'm going to slap you the Hiarchy Big
Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Of course, last night Keez you and Pugshan had a date. Yeah, well,
you were watching a was animated porn.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I can just explain what we were doing. He came
to my house and we watched the latest Oscar winning
animated full film from Japanese studio Gibli who was the
director Camember Fame Miyazaki, but he made all these movies.
They were all really highly regarded. Spread It away, House movie, Castle,
blah blah blah. I was like, you want to come
to mind and watch it? He was, to be honest,
(13:42):
the idea I thought was to be at his place,
and he was like, no, we can't go. We have
to go to your place.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, And so I just because it was you guys,
have been on date to them recently and it started
out great. You know, it was pretty polite. He showed up.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I went through a couple of gigs. I just want
to clarify. I haven't been out on any dates with them,
but you were. You had a date last night. It
was a date at my house.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And you're watching erotic stuff too.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
So it's just it's red PG, you know. And Jason, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Just I while you're away.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
As I previously said that old pug Son has been
in form and heat, and I think it's actually a
scientific fact that the sunny, warm weather makes you a
bit friskier.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
You can, it's a scientific fact.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And you know the combination of him and he's just
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He's feeling good.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh, it's feeling great, which is good to see but
he shows up empty handed. Oh did he you know,
which is just such. It's a real big dog move,
you know what I mean. He walks and he said,
on my spot on the couch was in the corner,
so you've got the leg rest. Yeah, and then I went, oh,
that's my spot. It's good that. Yeah, you snooze, you
lose brother.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah. Did he have pants on?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
He did at this point, right, Okay, feed up on
the couch shoes on. And I was like, hey, can
you take your shoes off? My wife? Oh you want
to get comforted? You wanted them to get comfortable. No,
I was like, my wife hates it when you've got
shoes on the house. And he's like, your wife's not here, brother, Yeah,
you know what I mean. I was like okay, And
so it was. It was real.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But then did he say after that, more's the pity?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
No, I'm saying more is the pity. PAGs is always
saying more. Oh yeah, yeah maybe he.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Did, so I don't know. Yeah, he was saying a
lot of kind of out there ship you know. So
we watched the movie. That's fine, and then I was like, okay, man,
so what time you know, we've got a big day tomorrow.
What time are you And he's just like, oh, no,
you you head off to bed. And then he just
fired up. He just grabbed the remote, started firing up
his own channels. Was honestly, bro go to bed, you
gonna get some shot out. I'll see myself out. I'm
(15:47):
just gonna finish my drink. And I was like, yeah, sure,
is that? I got a bit. And then he got
at the point where he was like walking me to
my bedroom and then like close the doors. All right, night,
I'll show myself. I'll see myself out. And I was like, yeah,
so weird, you.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Know, because sleep now day does.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
That have to do? It's just so do Yeah yeah,
I mean at the stage I was still fully clad
teeth yet right. He walks me into my bedroom, shuts
I'll show myself out, yeah, sweet airs, and then just
like insisted that I don't come out, you know. And
then then and then you wake up the next day
and you go out there and there's just like stuff everywhere.
I don't know what the hell he did. Connie's well,
(16:24):
like a nest of Connie's like in the middle of
the lounge, like someone had just got It's just what
you know, what are you even doing? And also I
didn't come out of my room all night. I'm like,
I go out and look at the latch on my
Holy cow, there's like a nest of Connie's as Connie's everywhere, rappers,
bits of ten foh blah blah blah everywhere. I look
back in my room, there's one sitting on my must
(16:47):
be a pillow on the bed. And I'm like, I
didn't even hear him come in. So I'm just like, yeah,
I just don't know. I just don't know how I
feel about having Pugs over.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
And I've spoken to him about it, and it feels
weird you're bringing it up on the radio because he's
right there.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I can see him.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, Well I did detective kind of weird energy
when I came in today.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, I'm seriously just like not throw I'm just thrown
out of wax slightly. I was just hoping that that
sort of thing had happened with you guys.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Well, sprayed all over your house, so he's sprayed in
your house. So he has now spread his pheromonent all
over your house. So that's his house now, big dog house.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Big do He's a Dirty Tom the whole Archy Big
Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy Is.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Indeed Pearl Jam there on the radio hod Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, of course, November, the fifth of
very big day in the racing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
World, the old Melbourne Cup. Fellas will be fired.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Up, stay fired up. It's the day that two nations
stop point come together. It's right, if only that was
a case. Jeez, that'll be that'll be a day to
look forward to if both nations came together. How good
would that be? But I'm excited. I love my horses
always have spend a bit of time as a jockey
as a driver, and the trots there as a trainer.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Jason and I have done some training together as well,
and yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
So it's nice to have this day come around once again,
fifth and November. Kezy, how excited are you?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Mate? But I mean it's pretty exciting. I am just
a regular punter, like I don't know a lot at
all about horses. In fact, this year come, this day
comes round every year and I'm like, okay, read me
out the horses and old just peck one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, I mean I know heaps about horses and stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't know if you guys know this, but I
used to do the old tips, yeah, you know, on
the old race.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Nice tips, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Nice tips. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I love like you, Mogi, because I've been a trainer
as well. I love my horses.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Is a big day, she's a big day?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Is there one when we were outside, you say, walking
to the car park, someone yelled at you show us
your tips? Is that like a thing?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, they realized that the Melbourne Cup was happening today, kezy.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, okay, right, So for example, what do we what
horses should we keep an eye on here? Because I'm
just looking at this paper and it's just gibberish to me.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Well that's the thing, man, Well they've got twenty four
horses in the race, right, so that's quite a lot.
Yeah okay, so you've got a one and twenty four
chance of winning. So the trick that Jason and I'd
always do is you just chug a handy on every.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Single one of them. Oh wow, And you're always going
to get something better, wouldn't you? I mean you would?
I mean sure, unless something really big wins, are you
going to be down? Oh? You'll be down, but you'll
be a winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then do you
just not tell people about the other ones?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Do you just say that you won? Yeah, because you
want bragging rights and shagging.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Rights, and in that regard, I've never lost a race
that I've been.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
On because you've been on every horse every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, we're just looking through some of the horses here. Yeah,
what ones should we keep an eye on? Well, you've
got to watch all of them because they're all on
the race. But what if you were to, you know,
let your wallet do the talking here?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I just noticed here they've
got number seventeen. Fancy Man. Fancy Man, Yeah yeah yeah,
And that's just a funny name. I don't know if
it's any Good's playing one hundred bucks, which doesn't sound good, Jason,
that's very high odd.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, what about chack of cash or HOUNDI on it?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, yeah, we've got number number nineteen here.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
My dirty secret, open brackets, I'm cheap cheating on my husband.
Closed brackets. That's playing too fiddy.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Wow, So my dirty secret, I'm cheating on my husband.
Open brackets.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I' cheating on my husband closed brackets Philly. Yeah, it's
a Philly. Yeah. So there's a couple there. I'd peer
them up. I'd go the cornella on those.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, and I put the house on it, the house, okay.
Is that one hundred bucks on the whole house? Oh yeah,
about one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm just trying to recall the key we connection here
in this particular race as he sacks the race that
stops two nations.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Two nations come together, a that they come together.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Number twenty one jo positivity, Yes, and that's what that's
breeding out of l Mansor, which is a French bastard
in the New Zealand Philly pussy, O'Reilly cool?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
What about one smooth operator? All one word? I don't
like the sound of positivity though, No, it's a stupid
name is What about horse number seventeen Queen Latifa?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh yes, Queen Latifa. Now that's a that's a hell
of a horse. It's actually got the same number as
fancy Man number seventeen.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Have two numbers. Oh yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh wow, I can't go past my Ratchessma.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, she's always a good bet in anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
She's in twenty seven year old mayor.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yes, and I think she's pregnant with twins at the
moment too, so of course the other New Zealand favorite,
Lucy Goosey.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, that's that's worth putting a few bob on as well.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah, only as a joke, because that'll come dead last years,
it will, you know, Well, it's got no chance whatsoever.
Lucy Goosey off to the to the dog Tucker factory
straight up after the race.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Might as well keep running directly there. Anything else here
that you like? Keysing? What about Valiant King number sixteen?
How do you feel about Valiant King? It's a golding
You know what that means?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
No, yes, it's when they get a hot poker and
they take off as downstairs. So he'll be carrying a
bit of eb effide and jeffing about that. He'll be
running like a bastard once that gate opens.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Third cage.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
They call it Kezy the bird case, which makes no
sense at all.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Speaking of heart, I wouldn't go past my fiery spink
there either. And I that pine that's eighteen dollars fifteen.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Wow, that's pretty good. That's good eating. That's good eating.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, So just remember that what was that my firey' sphincter.
So my firey sphincter is good. Eating the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Evil Last there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon and the Melbourne Cup for twenty twenty four,
Done and dusted.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Take us through the placings there.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Keyzy, pretty exciting stuff. A photo finish in the end.
If you had put money on Knight's Choice number eleven, yeah,
it came in the top spot. It was paying two
hundred and one dollars. Yeah, that is crazy. It is crazy.
It was literally by a honker. It was by a honker.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
It shortened up in the end of sixty three fifty
the winning seventeen dollars eighty the place and incredibly the
for the four place tri Effecto, which has probably got
a different name box drive effector it might be I
was paying seven hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
And fifty k. Wowly cow. Yeah, that's for a dollar
investment there, Caysy, did you get on that? Man? I
didn't get on that. I got on that. I was thinking,
Oh you got on that.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I put a houndie on it.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Oh, Wow. Yeah, yeah, so you got seven and a
half million. Yeah, man, not bad for days seventy five
Melbourne or Goods? Yeah wait what is it? Yeah? Yes,
I mean it's neither here nor the So why are
you guys so chill about it?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
If you want ups and downs, Melvin cup bro exactly exactly, we'll.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
One you through the top. I'll go top ten. Oh
look how hot this jockey as it's one here, he's
he looks like he's about well, I better move the
age up to sixteen. He's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Lights and his hair blonde hair lights here, I lights
you like that?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
And what kind of colors? As he were in, I'd
say that's a pink pinkacket.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It's not like my jacket at all.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It is exactly like Keesy's jacket. And look at him,
he's given that horse death.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
We're just seeing a replayer.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
They coming down the home straight and everybody is breaking
the rules when it comes to how much you whip
the horses. Oh god, that takes me back.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's so good to see, isn't it? Fellas top ten anyway?
Just for those who had, you know, different bets on
different horses to play. So in first place, Knight's Choice
paying two hundred one dollars. Second place, Queif Latifah, third,
Eyes to the Front, fourth, Lucy Goosey five, Old Mogi,
six Elf Stewart's pawn Collection seven Custard Square, eighth, Fancy
Man in at nine Lemon shirt. So if you we
(25:00):
if you got on any of those horses, you'll be
having a bloody great day. And it looks like a
great day out there in Flemington as well. Totally man
congrat server on that.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And ol Stuart's pawn collection quite surprising actually in the
top teen. I didn't see him placing at all, no.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I know. So it's amazing for it's kind of a
fairy tale story, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, we had invested quite a lot, haven't we, Jason
and Al what's his name there, Stuart's porn collection in
his his father which was my old man's porn collection.
Jason and I invested a lot of time and money
into getting that fell her up and gain Oh wow, okay,
yeah you got to whop them into shape. But yeah,
it was the hell of a race.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Pretty good mate, seventy five mel I'll take it means
the best I've done.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
But so yeah you did.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Actually, when you're not just yarning for the sake of
radio obviously easy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I take my horse racing very seriously.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Man, Okay, can I have some nah.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The whole Key Big Show days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The Blank Key's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty two now
New Zealand. This is a great opportunity for all you
keen golfers out there. The Big Show has started up
the Swingers Club and we want you to be a
part of it because it's a great opportunity if you
love your golf.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah. The way it started is Tody j and I
were pretty keen to and Mrgie's excited vision totally. Where
I get to caddy that's the beauty. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Do you know how to candy? Yeah? Okay, I sort of.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I judge the distance for your next shot. I work
out obviously, know how far you can hit it on
average with each of the clubs. Okay, So then I'll
give you whatever I want and that's what you have
to use for the next shot.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And that's funny, right, Okay, So let's say one hundred
and thirty meters away from this pata. Okay, two hundred
meters from the pata. Yeah, cool, Mugi's gonna come and
caddy as as that sounds like gonna be fun. If
you want to join the Hidarky Swingers Club, it's an
excuse for us to basically go and play some of
the nicest courses in New Zealand with golf carts, free
food drinks, that sort of stuff. Hodaki dot cod inzid
(27:07):
into The first one will be happening at Middyway Golf
Links on Auckland's stunning west coast.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Actually is that coming up.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
That's a couple of weeks time. It's bloody exciting. It
has really has dot codo in zid. And just on that, Jase,
there's something I need to admit to you man, And
you said you had a hundreds to what it might
be off here there. Yeah, it's golf related. Yes on Saturday,
(27:37):
myself and a couple of mates when I played a
beautiful golf course out in West Aorkland with Golfty Jay
saw a photo goes, oh you played golf without me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that. Yeah, it was just yesterday And I
said to you. Yes, we had four, yeah, and someone
(28:00):
pulled out. Yeah, otherwise you totally would have been there.
But what actually happened was there were four of us.
Someone pulled out on like Wednesday, and I feel bad
because I should have hit you up. I even thought,
who do Jay would love this, But I put it
to our group and I was like, I can hit
(28:22):
up Jace. He could be our fourth. And it was
with Storm and Mania from the ACC and we ultimately
decided that a better choice would be Mania's partner just
coming with and just driving him in a golf cart.
And I think the reason why is they're pretty cool guys,
(28:45):
you know, Jace, and sometimes you don't.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Want to mix, you know, races. This feels like it's
race based.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Oh I was going to say friendship groups. Yeah, yeah,
that sounds race based. It is racist. You don't want
the white guy there well to be fit. But yeah,
you know, from the outside look at it, Yeah, it
absolutely looks like that. It doesn't look good.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
So I just like you're saying the siren please keezy
because it is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Can I just say, Jay said, I feel really bad
about it, and in hindsight, I blood you wish you
were it.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Well, he doesn't seem like can I just you know,
give you an you need to respond to your jess.
But it doesn't seem like it regrets because it's been
laughing all the way through up man, anyway, none of
my business.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Key, No, don't like Jay, seriously, man, what are you
doing this weekend? Should we go out?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
And yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Little bit hurtful, I'll be honest, that racist as well.
Next time I se him an eye by the way
till I'm going to be giving him attle bit of
a smack around.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just while we're on the gulf.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Where, you know, getting stuff out in the open here.
What can you not go on your phone so much
when you play golf?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Really?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Does that annoy you that I'm on my phone all
the time? Yes? Really, Well, you're not committing to your
your time with Jason. This is why I invite him.
This is a pain in the art.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It's a time where you play golf, that's right, and
stirring ja. Yeah, the shots of yourself with with your
breast cleavage.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm playing. I'm playing golf.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
He six hole.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, and the bushes there looking I'm looking from
a ball.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
See this is why. Also, I was not on Instagram.
I have an app that keeps our scores.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And afterwards Jason's like, oh, what's that app? And I
was like cost a dollar and he was like, nah,
I'm out the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Tiggy pumped there on the radio. Hold, I can Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
So good Jason.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Thanks man.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Hey, that's only the passenger. Yes, over the New Year's period,
I'm going to be a passenger on an airplane. So
my wife and I booked. I planned the whole trip
in fat Fly Fly to Cambodia on Boxing Day at
twenty six. She loves Christmas. Of course, she never wanted
(31:15):
to miss Christmas. It's a massive deal in your family.
So we're leaving Boxing Day going to Cambodia and we'll
be back two weeks after that. Everything's locked in, all
the hotels, yes, Mike, who's in a weird mood right now,
all the accommodations locked in. And yesterday she missaged me
was like, hey, do you want to lock in the
(31:36):
On the first night we're landing. We landed like eleven
am and we're going to go back to the hotel,
have a wee bit of a nap and then do
a potentially an afternoon took took food tour so that
you go out to the street market, you find out
all the local cuisines and you know what to eat
when you're out and about in Cambodia for the storm.
And I was like, that's a great idea. That sounds
really exciting. Mike. Um. I checked, I double checked which
(32:01):
day were landing, and it turns out that I have
instead of booked tickets leaving Boxing day. Yeah, I have
booked tickets for us leaving Christmas Day. Oh oh, she
loves Christmas. She loves Christmas. It's really important holiday in
your family. You should have done it for boxing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Wanted on Boxing Day.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It was meant to be on Boxing Day. How did
your bugger that out? It's the twenty fifth, Yeah, because
December one's the twenty fifth and that's boxing. No, that's
Christmas Day, thank you. Boxing Day is twenty six. I
was supposed to book on the twenty six book twenty fifth.
How did you do that? I don't know. I don't
know because I remember at the time when I was
booking tickets, I was like savvy. I was checking it
constantly blah blah blah blah, and then the perfect flight
(32:43):
popped up and I got in there and booked it,
you know what I mean. And then I've just I
haven't looked at it for three months, looked at the tickets.
Yesterday Will Pugstan was at my place and my heart
just sank. I've booked it, so we have to leave
on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But what you should do?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
And it's not in New Zealand. It's China Southern, which
was the cheapest option we could find because they were
very pricey for that time of year. And every time
I look at where to contact them or whatever, they're
all in China with the numbers and they're very hard
to get a hold of. Don't try and spin this
into some sort of Keesys being racist situation.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I can help you out there because I speak.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Chinese you mean Mandarin? Yes, and also to you because jas,
what's the Chinese? What's the Mandarin.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Let's not get into the details, obviously, we're trying to
focus on your debacle. Maybe far across your itinery to
me and I'll get on.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
To them and see if I can sort it for you.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Because I don't want your wife calling me every night
in tears because, Geezy, he's made.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
A debacle Christmas.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, it sounds like there's something a bit darker at
play here, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I don't know if I could go so.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Far as to say that, but I think what's happening
here is Keesy, who we know what it keeps a
pretty tight grip on the relationship. He's got a tracking
device on his wife, so he knows where she is
at all the time. I mean, there's a listening of
controlling behavior that we've seen over the years, and it
sort of feels like what's happening here is Keesy is
(34:16):
making his wife choose between her family and him on
Christmas Day. You know, we can go down this path
of you know, I accidentally booked the flights on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I mean, what idiot would do that?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
And secondly, what idiot would believe that somebody could do
something so stupid? And so to me, it feels like
there's something bigger at play here. And kudos to you, Keezy,
because this is exactly the sort of thing you need
to do in your marriage. You need to separate your
wife from her family and friends and this is a
great way of doing it. Kudos, thank you. This is
(34:49):
what Jason and I did in our relationships.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I should do excepting to India.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Right, yeah, so what do you think I should do?
Show tell her and try because at the moment I've
left a message with I have emailed leave.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It, leave it what and then just leave it? Just
leave it. Don't say anything until the date.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh my god, it's twenty have to change it, right okay,
yeah here essentially wow withholding information?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yeah that I know she would okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well but you know if you do it like on
the twentieth, say of December, well it will be too late,
so you won't be lying.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Well the thing is if
you tell her now, you'll just tress her out.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
I don't want the perspect of love keeping up from it. Yeah,
this is good. Yeah. I like the way you spin
things that I know are usually bad, but you say
them in the way that makes it sound like I'm
doing it now. The world's got a crazy way of
looking at these sorts of things. Man. Yeah, thanks, Mogy.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
But I mean, if you get upgraded again, though, you
will give it to your wife, won't you, especially since it's.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
None of your business and I'm giving it to my wife.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The Hichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Four on radio is indeed Tom Pitty there on the radio,
ho Nankey Big Shape coming up after six o'clock, including
what's for tea with me?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Keezy?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Thanks, Jace, send through what you are having for dinner
tonight in New Zealand and you could win on three
four eight three and you could win a Twoy prize
back goodeff.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Also wats on the TV with my Minogue and plenty more.
Speaker 1 (36:24):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Hod Ikey, welcome back to your messive but backbones. Have
your Tuesdays going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Twoy.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Get it in, Ge, get it in you easy?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Come on, Keezy, you met men?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Commit I mean I'm trying. I just like it. You
know how he used to sing and do stuff like there,
I would do a song then go on. This is
what we're working with.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Men.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
It's not easy, all right, Okay, if you've got to
if you give it one hundred percent, then we might
just sneak at past the sponsors. But if you're going
to come in at a half hours and we're in
trying brought to you by two yes.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
The previous part yea.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Now listen the podcast outro today.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There's been a bit of a controversy controversy from yesterday's
podcast where Keesy was basically caught having a right old
perb out the window there.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
You know what I was. You're right, Jason, I was,
and I've decided that I need to face up to that,
and I approved Pugs putting the footage up online.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And he didn't want the video to go tonight.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Everyone knows the real story is that Jace was. Actually,
we'll play two clips tonight. We'll played a couple of clips. Okay,
So here's a clip of yesterday's podcast out just randomly
and Pugs you know that I'm you know, that's what
(38:01):
I recorded. Now we'll be able to cut around and
see what.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That goes anywhere.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
As known as the eyes of the Front situation, Joe,
But that's from yesterday's one anyway.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's by gones. You can't today's podcast out joke. Easy,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
It's about doctors?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh yeah, so how much would you drink in a
week or a night?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And I'd say one or two?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What exactly you don't? You don't specify?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Is that funny? How you're trying to fool the doctor
who's just trying to help you with your problem?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
The problem with them as they're just so judgy. Yes,
and I don't find it helpful. You can go in
there with a start toe and I'll tell you to
give up smoking. It's got to do with it.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
You probably, absolutely, Yeah, I should guess what I already know.
I thought you were gonna be like, I've got already. Yes,
it comes out at seven thirty tonight. It's really good. Oh,
it's so good.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
It is really good.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Hey, it's actually the worst part of it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, it was the worst part of it.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Now listen, we're going to do what's for Teenyes, yelling yes,
texts coming on three four eight three. I just want
to know the big poles to bread my lemon shit, that's.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Right, because we did the big pole around your lemon shirt,
didn't we? And I think it was it might have
been yes or no. Actually, Jason's lemon shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yes or no?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Now I want to say that I've come out family
in the affirmative. Yes, yeah, because it just cheers me up.
It's just funny. Yeah, sure, I like it. It's brighton,
it's colorful. Yeah, thanks Keezy Jace, you'll be pleased to
know that.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
On the Hodeckey Big Shows Instagram story, ninety two percent
of New Zealand say, yes.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh well the guy.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
How good's that?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
My wife will be chuff ninety two that's good.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah. Hey, Kido six coming through on three four eight three.
If you want to want a toe price pack, tell
us what you're having for dins now.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Also, Jason and the other pole that we did, ninety
five percent of people said that you have to grow
your mustache.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
So I want to know why you haven't started doing that.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's growing Big Show podcast Cheer.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
They're on the radio hod what's that one called Jess
White Town? Isn't it on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah? No, I just turned my headphones down last night.
I watched some more Slow Horses. It's on Apple TV.
It's Gary Oldman. There's four seasons of it. It's just
(40:40):
out of winning. Uh befters and Emmy's that's the one.
Gary bloody Good, bloody good.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, well I'm a big fan of Gary Oldman. Well,
I didn't watch much last night. I got I was
back into Mister in Between, but I sent you guys
a video of what my house was like and my
dog barking a ass off, and it was doing my head,
and so I went, I'm not wasting Mister in Between
while I'm back, while my dog's.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Barking her ass off.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
You were back.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
So we just watched out of generic things and then
IF and IF and Jeff at my dog most of
the evening.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Be honest with you, So.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
The dog was back and you started backing at your dog. Yes,
and your missus and daughter are just over.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
My daughter was out and my wife she was the
most pissed off i've seen your Actually she's.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Usually very calm with it, but she was getting a
bit towy.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
So it was no surprise because you were barking as well.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, well that's right, we just lost the plot.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I know that you had a big viewing evening watching a.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Bit of cartoon pawn with old bugsun porn, which I
find a bit creepy. What's it called? The old cartoon pawn.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I have no idea what you're talking about. This is
a movie called The Boy and the Hero and at
one and Oscar I think for best animated feature Animated
Animated from legendary animated films director me Azaki over in Japan,
started way back in the eighties or seventies or something,
and it's had just like all these big films Studio
Ghibli and I just hadn't seen the latest one, Pugs
(42:07):
and I watched it. At the end of it, we
were just like, how was that? No idea? What was
going on? It was a total like Alison, a modern
version of Alison Wonderland style movie. But I was ready
for a traditional like here's a story with a beginning,
of middle and an end, and it had that, But
holy shit, it was so confusing all these miss It
was like a trip. It was like, it'd be really
(42:28):
entertaining if you're on a trip watching.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It, going to Australia or something like that.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
No, not like a trip, like a like a you're
taking naughty stuff and you're tripping out.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh like maybe because he's moving. Castle was just a
very traditional.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Even that's only more conf like that's based off a
novel even it takes that and goes another level of
confusing this, whereas his earlier stuff was very straightforward and
just like big action epics. Yeah, so we were both
at the end of it, like, what the hell is that?
It sounds like it was garbage? How many buzzies? Probably
I personally in terms of the story, you're like three
out of five. Yeah, in terms of the animation, it's
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like five. It's that always beautiful to look at because
it's all still hand drawn in every single frame and
he insists on having but there's like a hundred pelicans
in one scene, all flapping and do it like it's
not it's the opposite that. It's the opposite of what
simple animation. It's very like he's meticulous for being like a.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
It may be hand drawn, but when you're looking at
it in terms of the facial features and all that.
So it's not the most the most amazing art that
you've ever seen in your life?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Is it? It's cartoons? It seems crazy. I mean it's
it's amazing, but it's not. This is not incredible art.
I mean you could draw it, even you could draw it. Yeah,
there's there's like ten old ladies in it, and when
they get close up to the camera there are so
many wrinkles. It's like ridiculous, right, it's yeah, No, I
(43:50):
couldn'tdraw it. You probably could, really. Yeah, what's it called,
jays it's you can't just say hi to? That is
not Oh oh, isn't that what you said it?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's cool.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
No, it's called the Boy in the Hearing.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Actually you should watch that. One of the main characters
looks kind of like.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh yoused to need a bit of Queen and Bowie
there for you on the radio, holdankee Big Show.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
We've waxed lyrical over the last week or two about
how the weather's improving, beautiful sunny days, and summertime is
on its way, and with summertime comes one of the
great sporting occasions, Mogi and Keezy, the Black Clash in
January next year?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Are you talking about the Hot Spring Spars T twenty
Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook at Hagleyoval and christ
Jurch Hi. Yeah, it's happening all right. The eighteenth of
January twenty twenty five, we are giving you the chance
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You will have a room at the Nova how Cathedral Square,
Oh how good. You will then enjoy some epic christ
Church experiences, relaxing at Hippoona Timewan and you Brighton hot
Pole's been there, really amazing hot poles on the beach.
I do like that, and also riding on the iconic tram.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Speaking speaking of.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Speaking of hot poles, of course you you Kezy and
old Moggi there will be getting in the hot spring
spa and watching the match. Mogi's been working out all
summer to get in shape for that particular day.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Keysy's let himself guard. But that's all good.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Well, that's the thing, you know. I'm just an everyday feller. Yeah,
I'm not trying to be I'm not working out. It's
trying to be like the big guy on campus. I'm
just tot and I actually forgot to say, the best
part about this whole thing is that you get to
go on the tram. The second best part is that
you also get to sit in the acc Export Ultra
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party zone during the first innings and sit in the
hot tubs as well. How good would that be?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, it was pretty good earlier this year, wasn't it. It
was absolutely going.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Off so tram Accommodation, great game, hot Pool, hot Pole, Moe,
Mogi's fine cut body meets you in the spar pool
and Keys's burnt meat pennies.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Well it be Button Mushroom. If you're keen to into
that hits hold Key dot co dot in Z. It's
going to be a ripper Hdarchy.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well there you got your man bastards. That's your Tuesday show,
done and dusted.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Mogie. It's going to be a long night, mate.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well, it's going to be a pretty fun night actually,
because it's my daughter's it's my daughter's first night or
first guy fawks really, so I think she's having a nap.
She was having a nap today when she got home
from Skull And then we're going to start up late
and I went and wasted money on fireworks, and oh,
so you've actually got to will be atrocious compared to
(47:09):
what I'm used to, But for her, she'll be absolutely thrilled. Well,
in fact, I probably got to got away with three sparklers.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What yeah, yeah, sure?
Speaker 4 (47:17):
What time have you penciled in for? Like lighting? Just
whenever it's stark?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't know when, never there is, Jimmy, that's when
they start going off around my place.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Yeah, what are you up to?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Keys? You doing the same thing?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
No, No, tonight, I'm home alone. My wife comes home tomorrow.
Last night I had the date night with Pugs, which
we already discussed.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Oh my god, what are you and I have a
date night? Then I don't have to listen to my
dog all night.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
We could watch some cartoons, Jason, I just kind of
want to. I kind of want to home alone night.
You know, I'm just gonna snuggle up on the couch,
maybe watch something maybe, no, maybe played PlayStation for a
wee bit and then do you guys? Are the best
sleeps when it's just you in the bid? Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Okay, Mike, Holy shit, I had an amazing sleep last
night because my wife wasn't. It's really bizarre. I want
it there, but Holy cow is so good.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
And it's good because you can just let them rap
when you know there's no one else there, do you.
I'm well, I'm I'm gonna my night's gonna suck.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
It's just going to sack. There's nothing I can do
about it. There's nothing that can be done.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Should give you one of those stress vests.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, well, we've got an anxiety blanket.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think I might just lie under.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
That or not your Affearence obviously your dog in fireworks.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yes, yeah, it's just gonna suck massively and go on
and on and on.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Oh god, So.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
There you go. But listen.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow. Make sure
you up the podcast, check out the Instagram account. Talk tomorrow,
See you later.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Bye,
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers toy from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome this big show. Really, Jason hits
my note and I'll get your man.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Barstond's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
fifth of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought you by Twoy
Get it in, get.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
In, you get it in, you get it and you.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Come on eezy, commit many thank you.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's so full on. No, no, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
That was really good.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And it's funny if I do it loud like that.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
Yeah, I think it's very funny, funny. It's just inspires
people to get it in them. When you say that,
I really want to get it in me.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
You know what I'm saying, speaking of which I'm going
to Old Maggie.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
What do you mean speaking of which?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Well, getting it in here across the across the way
there having a toy with old MOGGI. Yeah, God, you're
looking good mate. Have you been sunbathing? You had a
real glow on at the moment like you look with
child almost you've got that kind of glow on.
Speaker 5 (01:08):
I'm glowing yeah, I appreciate that, your dog with good health,
your six son of a bee. No, I haven't been
sun bathing in I'm just the weathers turned, hasn't it?
Fist days of sun in the road. It's warm now.
The cold seems to be dissipating and it just cheers
me right up. It does not to mention the fact
I've got a holiday campin up pretty soon, and that's
that's cheering me up a little bit as well, Keezy.
(01:29):
But I won't bore you with that, brother, I won't. Boy,
you were that big dog.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah, okay, I'll tell you what. Keasy, God, you're looking
good man your band? Because I know that what.
Speaker 4 (01:40):
What are you say? Hey, keasy? How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Because I'm complimenting? Go ahead because I know you've been
filming today Game of two Halves?
Speaker 4 (01:48):
Yeah, I knew he'd been filming as well.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Yeah, your gang are your bangs have been flossed?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
My gangs.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
You've got a bit of makeup on still I took
it off.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
So you're looking really good at and you're rocking that
sort of grody old.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Jacket there too.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Yes it's not a copy.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
Great, but you're looking good.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
Thanks Jase, I'm feeling good. Yeah, it is great to
have the sun out, and I am really looking forward
to some I'm also really looking forward to Mogy's holiday.
It's going to be good. I tell you all about
that carry up.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's going to be a crack out.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's still a matter of weeks away though. In the meantime, Hoidy,
j you look just doesn't houghdy j look neat and
his little lemon shit.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I was wondering what was going on. But it is good, man,
And that's the thing, Like, you want Jose to be
in a good mood. You want everybody to be feeling
light and happy and sort of coming in and knowing
that it's a very welcoming workplace and you can wear
your comedy shirts and everyone will think it's all cool. Yeah,
you've got your comedy lemon shirt on today.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah it seems like, oh hey, I'm a bit of
a laugh. And to be honest, Jason, the same age week,
it all do with a laugh.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
That's true, man. So that's why I've got the Toy
billboards and that shirt.
Speaker 4 (02:53):
You were right, yeah, And your commitment to Toy by
wearing that comedy shirt is just next level.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Things, fellas, And you know, I like to take a
lighthearted approach to life most of the time, particularly when
the weather's got My wife actually bought this from a
thrift shop.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
She's taken the purse and I was.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
I was stoked when she brought it home and I thought,
you know what, I'm putting that bassett on today and.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
I'm feeling good.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
I'll get a photo for the Insta maybe, and you
can judge for yourself.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
In the meantime, it's Gorilla's.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kesy.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
This is indeed Metallica there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
This beautiful God, it's beautiful jokes.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
It's lovely, isn't it Here in Auckland City, very very blessed.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
Can I just say Merry Christmas one and all? Yes,
indeed that?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Can I just say also that whilst it's a magnificent
afternoon here in the big city, I'm dreading today and
I'm dreading tonight of course because about Guy Fawks night.
And it was my understanding, rightly or wrongly, that you
couldn't buy Guy Fawkes or like one or two days
out from.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
The actual day.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
We've been having guy fawks going off since Friday at
our house as well. You guys know, my dog goes
absolutely bersark, ape shit crazy and bark two hours off
all night long.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
We've had that for the last four nights.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's going to culminate in tonight and then probably drift
on for another five nights.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I'm over the shit.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
How do you feel about that, fellas, How do you
feel about guy fawkes?
Speaker 4 (04:30):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Look, it can be frustrating, you know when you think
about your kids and all of that sort of thing.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Jason Bug of the kids man up stuff for kids man.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Either all we clipping either of those two often we're
putting that online. My opinion is, Jason, and you said
you sent through a video. This is prior to yelling
that out before you sent through a video of your house.
So that is so much worse than I actually realized.
(05:05):
Because your dog is a Collie, really loud barker as
if it's rounding up sheep. Yes, and that is just
is that all night, all night long.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So it goes all night long, but all night long
in between the barking she pants.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, hyper ventilated.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Hyper ventilating, having a massive anxiety. It's basically an a
tower panic attack is what she has. And but what's
really got my goat this.
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Year, it's not a goat as well. It started really.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Early, Mogi crazy, and it's it's just well, I just
I can't do it. So what I'm thinking of doing
is hiring a B and B and old haughty j
just taking taking off for the night, leaving the family
to it.
Speaker 4 (05:45):
I think there's the way to go. Man. Yeah, you
might get lonely, though, you should take your dog. Actually,
then your wife will have a really nice night. Well
I've got a dog as well, Joe says.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
You know yes, and you know she hate She was
the same, man, absolutely just going off barking, the anxiety,
the panting. You try all the things, man, you buy them,
those stupid outfits that you know, the really tight vests. Yes,
the anxiety, anxiety, there's all that garbage that you're buying
line that does absolutely nothing. And in the end, like now,
she's she as good as gold because I just set
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her down and I explained to her the physics of
fireworks and gunpowder and how it all sort of works,
and you know where it originated from and invented by
the Chinese and all that sort of carry on. Now
she gets it. She loves it, absolutely loves it. I
get her out there with a sparkle. She's into it now.
She puts it in her mouth, rather puts a sparkle
in her mouth and spells her name. I mean she
(06:39):
can't spell. She's of course, she's severely dyslexic, but she tries.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
She gets all the letters, thinking, yeah, have you tried
explaining the history of fireworks to your dog?
Speaker 3 (06:51):
Finally, last last night, because we've got French doors and
our lounge there, you could just say doors, and she was,
you know, she could see she sees them going off right,
and in our sun lounge you can see them as well,
and she just steeres them.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
But she doesn't talk about And I tried to explain
to it, Look how pretty they are, rue, Look how
lovely there. It's just fireworks, just relaxed.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Yeah, and then she just did a pool on the
on the floor there and then kept on back.
Speaker 2 (07:23):
He played for the audience one more time.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Then she can only see inim black and white, so
it's not that pretty.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, I guess, so similar to Jason.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
That is really punishing.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, that is very punishing.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
I want to get the people's view out there, particularly
dog owners on three four eight three, because I reckon
the majority of our listeners out there will be fully
into the fireworks.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
That's the thing, because fireworks are pissing off a lot
of people whilst a lot of other people are really
enjoying them. Yeah, so Texas three for three, five weeks,
years or no, are you pissed off? You can call
us an eight hundred haduki as well.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
We've got twoy price backs to give away. And maybe
the other thing that we'll do is we're running the
big pole. We've got Jason's shoot yes or no, Let's
do another big pole fireworks es or now a guy
fawkes es or no. It is a double dual big pole.
I'm just going to run out of ten big poles
a day. That's been the problem. They haven't been enough beautiful.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Ikey Pit a Deaf Leopard there for you on the
Radio hold Aky Bitch Show this Tuesday afternoon once to
see general consensus. They're Keezy on the textual machine three
four eight three. Regarding what regarding the old guy fawks, Oh.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's right, regarding the fact that you're sick of iffing
and jiffin at your dog barking constantly. Yeah, and you
want them banned?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:40):
Really, dogs can't bear dogs? Why not?
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Man?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I mean, I'm apt to hear with mine.
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Yeah, but don't you think you should ban the fireworks
or you should ban your dogs from doing steamers on
your bed?
Speaker 4 (08:52):
All right?
Speaker 2 (08:53):
There's just no way to stop it once she gets.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
Going, makee Yeah, training differently when we're hey three four
eight three. It's lighting up with people's opinions on fireworks.
I'm with jas if the kids ban fireworks, right, you
know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (09:05):
Great staff trip here.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
I've got a gun dog that I find my shotgun
right beside him. He doesn't flinch, In fact, he just
goes looks with a bird. However, fireworks freak him out, right,
Ban the shit? What an idiot, the dog or the guy.
I blame you, Jason, for not training your dog to
shut up on command, But that's not solving the problem.
Your dog's still freaking out. Well, it's part of the problem.
It's half the problem.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
The problem, how do you try?
Speaker 4 (09:29):
You probably I iffing love fireworks. My three leiggured cat
loves them as well. Yeah, good stuff. So that's the
thing about fireworks is there is such a lit down
the ones you buy from the store. Tell you, I
can hear them all around me exploding, and I look
outside and they can't even get high enough past the
hedge at my house. So they're obviously just garbage. I
don't understand why people use them.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
They mostly just make a noise. It used to be great,
but now it's just it's just a band. And then
twenty of those in aw.
Speaker 4 (09:57):
It costs a fortune as well to buy them. Yes, yeah, personally,
I think that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
But you've got a personal reason for hating them, Magie,
don't you surely do. I yeah, you know that's right,
because of what happened to here at that time.
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Man, that's right. When I was about eighteen, I was
at a party, was at my my cousin's place. Actually
it was yes, chuck of PENI and we're having a
few beers. I was sucking back a few tooies even
then because I'm a day one and keasy. Oh right, yeah,
this was about thirty years ago now, and I was
(10:28):
standing there and I was having a yarn to somebody.
And while I was having a yarn, one of my
mates was saying to me, was going, heymgi, heymogi, they
call you moggi back.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
Oh yea yeah, yeah, totally, hey moogi man.
Speaker 5 (10:42):
And I was I was in the middle of something
and so I wasn't really I didn't turn around. And anyway,
about on the sixth heymogi, I turned around and I
was immediately decked. I got hit in the eye. And
what my mate had done was he put a skyrocket
and a bear bottle and he was he'd lit it.
He lit the fuse, and he was pointing it at
(11:04):
the back of my head from about maybe ten meters away.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Oh wow.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
And his plan was that I would turn around and
then he would point it in a different direction. But
because I didn't turn around in time, by the time
I did turn around, it just took off and it
hit me directly on my left eyeball.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
And did it hurt.
Speaker 5 (11:23):
No, it had about twenty five tollies at that point.
Oh ye backbone. Yeah, And actually yeah, no, I won't
go into that. But anyway, so I went off to
the hospital.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I ended up with.
Speaker 5 (11:32):
Having to get a cataract taken out of my eye,
and I've only got probably fifteen or twenty percent vision
in that eye right to this day. So when they
say to you, you know, someone could lose an eye,
you've got to be careful. I am the living proof
that that happened. Now people will probably think I'm full
of bullshit for some reason, not on this show. Not
on this show, but that is a true story. So
I have I'm almost blind in my left eye as
(11:53):
a direct result of people passing around with fireworks.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
But you don't want the band like old buzzkill jasough right.
Speaker 5 (12:01):
I tell you what I tell you why I do now,
and that is because my my it's because of people
letting them off every single night, yes, and as loud
as hell, and my kid not going to sleep until
ten eleven o'clock midnight, and also animals being scared. I mean,
I don't care, but I do think, like you say,
easy because they sucks, because they scare animals, because they
(12:23):
keep my kid up, and I'm only worried about myself
and my own fun. Isn't it better to just do
the displays and then just and then just ban because
they're suck.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
They do suck.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, and the displays are awesome, you know by the
harbor bridge there, and I'm going to look at them.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
No neither am I.
Speaker 3 (12:37):
But just fill your boots, go down to a park
or something like that and do it.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
That's fine.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's just the dickheads that go on for like seven
or eight days after the event or before the event,
next to my house that continue to.
Speaker 5 (12:51):
Tell this even at ten o'clock curfew. I'd be happy
with that. It's just the on and on.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
What's your address anyone who lives near there? Don't let
off fireworks, just say you're addressed now and and I
think that's a pretty good idea.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Jays Key, I'm going to slap you the Hiarchy Big
Show week days from four on Radio Hidarchy.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Now.
Speaker 3 (13:13):
Of course, last night Keez you and Pugshan had a date. Yeah, well,
you were watching a was animated porn.
Speaker 4 (13:21):
I can just explain what we were doing. He came
to my house and we watched the latest Oscar winning
animated full film from Japanese studio Gibli who was the
director Camember Fame Miyazaki, but he made all these movies.
They were all really highly regarded. Spread It away, House movie, Castle,
blah blah blah. I was like, you want to come
to mind and watch it? He was, to be honest,
(13:42):
the idea I thought was to be at his place,
and he was like, no, we can't go. We have
to go to your place.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, And so I just because it was you guys,
have been on date to them recently and it started
out great. You know, it was pretty polite. He showed up.
Speaker 5 (13:59):
I went through a couple of gigs. I just want
to clarify. I haven't been out on any dates with them,
but you were. You had a date last night. It
was a date at my house.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
And you're watching erotic stuff too.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
So it's just it's red PG, you know. And Jason, it's.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Just I while you're away.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
As I previously said that old pug Son has been
in form and heat, and I think it's actually a
scientific fact that the sunny, warm weather makes you a
bit friskier.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
You can, it's a scientific fact.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
And you know the combination of him and he's just
feeling good.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He's feeling good.
Speaker 4 (14:37):
Oh, it's feeling great, which is good to see but
he shows up empty handed. Oh did he you know,
which is just such. It's a real big dog move,
you know what I mean. He walks and he said,
on my spot on the couch was in the corner,
so you've got the leg rest. Yeah, and then I went, oh,
that's my spot. It's good that. Yeah, you snooze, you
lose brother.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah. Did he have pants on?
Speaker 4 (14:59):
He did at this point, right, Okay, feed up on
the couch shoes on. And I was like, hey, can
you take your shoes off? My wife? Oh you want
to get comforted? You wanted them to get comfortable. No,
I was like, my wife hates it when you've got
shoes on the house. And he's like, your wife's not here, brother, Yeah,
you know what I mean. I was like okay, And
so it was. It was real.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
But then did he say after that, more's the pity?
Speaker 5 (15:19):
No, I'm saying more is the pity. PAGs is always
saying more. Oh yeah, yeah maybe he.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
Did, so I don't know. Yeah, he was saying a
lot of kind of out there ship you know. So
we watched the movie. That's fine, and then I was like, okay, man,
so what time you know, we've got a big day tomorrow.
What time are you And he's just like, oh, no,
you you head off to bed. And then he just
fired up. He just grabbed the remote, started firing up
his own channels. Was honestly, bro go to bed, you
gonna get some shot out. I'll see myself out. I'm
(15:47):
just gonna finish my drink. And I was like, yeah, sure,
is that? I got a bit. And then he got
at the point where he was like walking me to
my bedroom and then like close the doors. All right, night,
I'll show myself. I'll see myself out. And I was like, yeah,
so weird, you.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Know, because sleep now day does.
Speaker 4 (16:03):
That have to do? It's just so do Yeah yeah,
I mean at the stage I was still fully clad
teeth yet right. He walks me into my bedroom, shuts
I'll show myself out, yeah, sweet airs, and then just
like insisted that I don't come out, you know. And
then then and then you wake up the next day
and you go out there and there's just like stuff everywhere.
I don't know what the hell he did. Connie's well,
(16:24):
like a nest of Connie's like in the middle of
the lounge, like someone had just got It's just what
you know, what are you even doing? And also I
didn't come out of my room all night. I'm like,
I go out and look at the latch on my
Holy cow, there's like a nest of Connie's as Connie's everywhere, rappers,
bits of ten foh blah blah blah everywhere. I look
back in my room, there's one sitting on my must
(16:47):
be a pillow on the bed. And I'm like, I
didn't even hear him come in. So I'm just like, yeah,
I just don't know. I just don't know how I
feel about having Pugs over.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
And I've spoken to him about it, and it feels
weird you're bringing it up on the radio because he's
right there.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
I can see him.
Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, yeah, Well I did detective kind of weird energy
when I came in today.
Speaker 4 (17:07):
Well, I'm seriously just like not throw I'm just thrown
out of wax slightly. I was just hoping that that
sort of thing had happened with you guys.
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Well, sprayed all over your house, so he's sprayed in
your house. So he has now spread his pheromonent all
over your house. So that's his house now, big dog house.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
Big do He's a Dirty Tom the whole Archy Big
Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy Is.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Indeed Pearl Jam there on the radio hod Archy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon, of course, November, the fifth of
very big day in the racing.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
World, the old Melbourne Cup. Fellas will be fired.
Speaker 5 (17:46):
Up, stay fired up. It's the day that two nations
stop point come together. It's right, if only that was
a case. Jeez, that'll be that'll be a day to
look forward to if both nations came together. How good
would that be? But I'm excited. I love my horses
always have spend a bit of time as a jockey
as a driver, and the trots there as a trainer.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Jason and I have done some training together as well,
and yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
So it's nice to have this day come around once again,
fifth and November. Kezy, how excited are you?
Speaker 4 (18:16):
Mate? But I mean it's pretty exciting. I am just
a regular punter, like I don't know a lot at
all about horses. In fact, this year come, this day
comes round every year and I'm like, okay, read me
out the horses and old just peck one.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, I mean I know heaps about horses and stuff.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I used to.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I don't know if you guys know this, but I
used to do the old tips, yeah, you know, on
the old race.
Speaker 4 (18:39):
Nice tips, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Nice tips. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
I love like you, Mogi, because I've been a trainer
as well. I love my horses.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Is a big day, she's a big day?
Speaker 4 (18:49):
Is there one when we were outside, you say, walking
to the car park, someone yelled at you show us
your tips? Is that like a thing?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (18:54):
Yeah, they realized that the Melbourne Cup was happening today, kezy.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Yeah, okay, right, So for example, what do we what
horses should we keep an eye on here? Because I'm
just looking at this paper and it's just gibberish to me.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Well that's the thing, man, Well they've got twenty four
horses in the race, right, so that's quite a lot.
Yeah okay, so you've got a one and twenty four
chance of winning. So the trick that Jason and I'd
always do is you just chug a handy on every.
Speaker 4 (19:16):
Single one of them. Oh wow, And you're always going
to get something better, wouldn't you? I mean you would?
I mean sure, unless something really big wins, are you
going to be down? Oh? You'll be down, but you'll
be a winner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then do you
just not tell people about the other ones?
Speaker 5 (19:30):
Do you just say that you won? Yeah, because you
want bragging rights and shagging.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Rights, and in that regard, I've never lost a race
that I've been.
Speaker 4 (19:37):
On because you've been on every horse every time. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
all right, we're just looking through some of the horses here. Yeah,
what ones should we keep an eye on? Well, you've
got to watch all of them because they're all on
the race. But what if you were to, you know,
let your wallet do the talking here?
Speaker 5 (19:51):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I just noticed here they've
got number seventeen. Fancy Man. Fancy Man, Yeah yeah yeah,
And that's just a funny name. I don't know if
it's any Good's playing one hundred bucks, which doesn't sound good, Jason,
that's very high odd.
Speaker 2 (20:04):
Well, what about chack of cash or HOUNDI on it?
Speaker 3 (20:07):
Yeah, yeah, we've got number number nineteen here.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
My dirty secret, open brackets, I'm cheap cheating on my husband.
Closed brackets. That's playing too fiddy.
Speaker 4 (20:19):
Wow, So my dirty secret, I'm cheating on my husband.
Open brackets.
Speaker 5 (20:22):
I' cheating on my husband closed brackets Philly. Yeah, it's
a Philly. Yeah. So there's a couple there. I'd peer
them up. I'd go the cornella on those.
Speaker 4 (20:32):
Okay, and I put the house on it, the house, okay.
Is that one hundred bucks on the whole house? Oh yeah,
about one hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
I'm just trying to recall the key we connection here
in this particular race as he sacks the race that
stops two nations.
Speaker 4 (20:46):
Two nations come together, a that they come together.
Speaker 5 (20:50):
Number twenty one jo positivity, Yes, and that's what that's
breeding out of l Mansor, which is a French bastard
in the New Zealand Philly pussy, O'Reilly cool?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
What about one smooth operator? All one word? I don't
like the sound of positivity though, No, it's a stupid
name is What about horse number seventeen Queen Latifa?
Speaker 5 (21:16):
Oh yes, Queen Latifa. Now that's a that's a hell
of a horse. It's actually got the same number as
fancy Man number seventeen.
Speaker 4 (21:24):
Have two numbers. Oh yeah, it's fine.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Oh wow, I can't go past my Ratchessma.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Yeah, she's always a good bet in anyway.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
She's in twenty seven year old mayor.
Speaker 3 (21:35):
Yes, and I think she's pregnant with twins at the
moment too, so of course the other New Zealand favorite,
Lucy Goosey.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, that's that's worth putting a few bob on as well.
Speaker 5 (21:50):
Yeah, only as a joke, because that'll come dead last years,
it will, you know, Well, it's got no chance whatsoever.
Lucy Goosey off to the to the dog Tucker factory
straight up after the race.
Speaker 4 (22:00):
Might as well keep running directly there. Anything else here
that you like? Keysing? What about Valiant King number sixteen?
How do you feel about Valiant King? It's a golding
You know what that means?
Speaker 3 (22:12):
Ah?
Speaker 5 (22:12):
No, yes, it's when they get a hot poker and
they take off as downstairs. So he'll be carrying a
bit of eb effide and jeffing about that. He'll be
running like a bastard once that gate opens.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
Third cage.
Speaker 5 (22:23):
They call it Kezy the bird case, which makes no
sense at all.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Speaking of heart, I wouldn't go past my fiery spink
there either. And I that pine that's eighteen dollars fifteen.
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Wow, that's pretty good. That's good eating. That's good eating.
Speaker 5 (22:36):
Yeah, So just remember that what was that my firey' sphincter.
So my firey sphincter is good. Eating the whole.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (22:51):
Evil Last there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon and the Melbourne Cup for twenty twenty four,
Done and dusted.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Take us through the placings there.
Speaker 4 (23:01):
Keyzy, pretty exciting stuff. A photo finish in the end.
If you had put money on Knight's Choice number eleven, yeah,
it came in the top spot. It was paying two
hundred and one dollars. Yeah, that is crazy. It is crazy.
It was literally by a honker. It was by a honker.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
It shortened up in the end of sixty three fifty
the winning seventeen dollars eighty the place and incredibly the
for the four place tri Effecto, which has probably got
a different name box drive effector it might be I
was paying seven hundred.
Speaker 4 (23:35):
And fifty k. Wowly cow. Yeah, that's for a dollar
investment there, Caysy, did you get on that? Man? I
didn't get on that. I got on that. I was thinking,
Oh you got on that.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
I put a houndie on it.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Oh, Wow. Yeah, yeah, so you got seven and a
half million. Yeah, man, not bad for days seventy five
Melbourne or Goods? Yeah wait what is it? Yeah? Yes,
I mean it's neither here nor the So why are
you guys so chill about it?
Speaker 2 (23:57):
Though?
Speaker 3 (23:58):
If you want ups and downs, Melvin cup bro exactly exactly, we'll.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
One you through the top. I'll go top ten. Oh
look how hot this jockey as it's one here, he's
he looks like he's about well, I better move the
age up to sixteen. He's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
Lights and his hair blonde hair lights here, I lights
you like that?
Speaker 5 (24:18):
And what kind of colors? As he were in, I'd
say that's a pink pinkacket.
Speaker 4 (24:23):
It's not like my jacket at all.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
It is exactly like Keesy's jacket. And look at him,
he's given that horse death.
Speaker 4 (24:28):
We're just seeing a replayer.
Speaker 5 (24:28):
They coming down the home straight and everybody is breaking
the rules when it comes to how much you whip
the horses. Oh god, that takes me back.
Speaker 4 (24:36):
It's so good to see, isn't it? Fellas top ten anyway?
Just for those who had, you know, different bets on
different horses to play. So in first place, Knight's Choice
paying two hundred one dollars. Second place, Queif Latifah, third,
Eyes to the Front, fourth, Lucy Goosey five, Old Mogi,
six Elf Stewart's pawn Collection seven Custard Square, eighth, Fancy
Man in at nine Lemon shirt. So if you we
(25:00):
if you got on any of those horses, you'll be
having a bloody great day. And it looks like a
great day out there in Flemington as well. Totally man
congrat server on that.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And ol Stuart's pawn collection quite surprising actually in the
top teen. I didn't see him placing at all, no.
Speaker 4 (25:16):
I know. So it's amazing for it's kind of a
fairy tale story, isn't it.
Speaker 5 (25:19):
Well, we had invested quite a lot, haven't we, Jason
and Al what's his name there, Stuart's porn collection in
his his father which was my old man's porn collection.
Jason and I invested a lot of time and money
into getting that fell her up and gain Oh wow, okay,
yeah you got to whop them into shape. But yeah,
it was the hell of a race.
Speaker 3 (25:41):
Pretty good mate, seventy five mel I'll take it means
the best I've done.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
But so yeah you did.
Speaker 4 (25:48):
Actually, when you're not just yarning for the sake of
radio obviously easy.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I take my horse racing very seriously.
Speaker 4 (25:53):
Man, Okay, can I have some nah.
Speaker 1 (25:58):
The whole Key Big Show days from four on Radio Hodarkey.
Speaker 3 (26:02):
The Blank Key's there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five twenty two now
New Zealand. This is a great opportunity for all you
keen golfers out there. The Big Show has started up
the Swingers Club and we want you to be a
part of it because it's a great opportunity if you
love your golf.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Yeah. The way it started is Tody j and I
were pretty keen to and Mrgie's excited vision totally. Where
I get to caddy that's the beauty. Oh yeah, yeah yeah.
Do you know how to candy? Yeah? Okay, I sort of.
Speaker 5 (26:33):
I judge the distance for your next shot. I work
out obviously, know how far you can hit it on
average with each of the clubs. Okay, So then I'll
give you whatever I want and that's what you have
to use for the next shot.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
And that's funny, right, Okay, So let's say one hundred
and thirty meters away from this pata. Okay, two hundred
meters from the pata. Yeah, cool, Mugi's gonna come and
caddy as as that sounds like gonna be fun. If
you want to join the Hidarky Swingers Club, it's an
excuse for us to basically go and play some of
the nicest courses in New Zealand with golf carts, free
food drinks, that sort of stuff. Hodaki dot cod inzid
(27:07):
into The first one will be happening at Middyway Golf
Links on Auckland's stunning west coast.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Actually is that coming up.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
That's a couple of weeks time. It's bloody exciting. It
has really has dot codo in zid. And just on that, Jase,
there's something I need to admit to you man, And
you said you had a hundreds to what it might
be off here there. Yeah, it's golf related. Yes on Saturday,
(27:37):
myself and a couple of mates when I played a
beautiful golf course out in West Aorkland with Golfty Jay
saw a photo goes, oh you played golf without me? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I remember that. Yeah, it was just yesterday And I
said to you. Yes, we had four, yeah, and someone
(28:00):
pulled out. Yeah, otherwise you totally would have been there.
But what actually happened was there were four of us.
Someone pulled out on like Wednesday, and I feel bad
because I should have hit you up. I even thought,
who do Jay would love this, But I put it
to our group and I was like, I can hit
(28:22):
up Jace. He could be our fourth. And it was
with Storm and Mania from the ACC and we ultimately
decided that a better choice would be Mania's partner just
coming with and just driving him in a golf cart.
And I think the reason why is they're pretty cool guys,
(28:45):
you know, Jace, and sometimes you don't.
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Want to mix, you know, races. This feels like it's
race based.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Oh I was going to say friendship groups. Yeah, yeah,
that sounds race based. It is racist. You don't want
the white guy there well to be fit. But yeah,
you know, from the outside look at it, Yeah, it
absolutely looks like that. It doesn't look good.
Speaker 5 (29:09):
So I just like you're saying the siren please keezy
because it is disgusting.
Speaker 4 (29:15):
Can I just say, Jay said, I feel really bad
about it, and in hindsight, I blood you wish you
were it.
Speaker 5 (29:22):
Well, he doesn't seem like can I just you know,
give you an you need to respond to your jess.
But it doesn't seem like it regrets because it's been
laughing all the way through up man, anyway, none of
my business.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
It is what it is.
Speaker 4 (29:35):
Key, No, don't like Jay, seriously, man, what are you
doing this weekend? Should we go out?
Speaker 2 (29:39):
And yeah, a.
Speaker 3 (29:42):
Little bit hurtful, I'll be honest, that racist as well.
Next time I se him an eye by the way
till I'm going to be giving him attle bit of
a smack around.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Just while we're on the gulf.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Where, you know, getting stuff out in the open here.
What can you not go on your phone so much
when you play golf?
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Really?
Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:07):
Does that annoy you that I'm on my phone all
the time? Yes? Really, Well, you're not committing to your
your time with Jason. This is why I invite him.
This is a pain in the art.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
It's a time where you play golf, that's right, and
stirring ja. Yeah, the shots of yourself with with your
breast cleavage.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm playing. I'm playing golf.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
He six hole.
Speaker 3 (30:30):
Yeah, yeah, and the bushes there looking I'm looking from
a ball.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
See this is why. Also, I was not on Instagram.
I have an app that keeps our scores.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (30:41):
And afterwards Jason's like, oh, what's that app? And I
was like cost a dollar and he was like, nah,
I'm out the Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Tiggy pumped there on the radio. Hold, I can Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is five forty nine.
Speaker 4 (30:54):
So good Jason.
Speaker 2 (30:54):
Thanks man.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
Hey, that's only the passenger. Yes, over the New Year's period,
I'm going to be a passenger on an airplane. So
my wife and I booked. I planned the whole trip
in fat Fly Fly to Cambodia on Boxing Day at
twenty six. She loves Christmas. Of course, she never wanted
(31:15):
to miss Christmas. It's a massive deal in your family.
So we're leaving Boxing Day going to Cambodia and we'll
be back two weeks after that. Everything's locked in, all
the hotels, yes, Mike, who's in a weird mood right now,
all the accommodations locked in. And yesterday she missaged me
was like, hey, do you want to lock in the
(31:36):
On the first night we're landing. We landed like eleven
am and we're going to go back to the hotel,
have a wee bit of a nap and then do
a potentially an afternoon took took food tour so that
you go out to the street market, you find out
all the local cuisines and you know what to eat
when you're out and about in Cambodia for the storm.
And I was like, that's a great idea. That sounds
really exciting. Mike. Um. I checked, I double checked which
(32:01):
day were landing, and it turns out that I have
instead of booked tickets leaving Boxing day. Yeah, I have
booked tickets for us leaving Christmas Day. Oh oh, she
loves Christmas. She loves Christmas. It's really important holiday in
your family. You should have done it for boxing.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
Wanted on Boxing Day.
Speaker 4 (32:22):
It was meant to be on Boxing Day. How did
your bugger that out? It's the twenty fifth, Yeah, because
December one's the twenty fifth and that's boxing. No, that's
Christmas Day, thank you. Boxing Day is twenty six. I
was supposed to book on the twenty six book twenty fifth.
How did you do that? I don't know. I don't
know because I remember at the time when I was
booking tickets, I was like savvy. I was checking it
constantly blah blah blah blah, and then the perfect flight
(32:43):
popped up and I got in there and booked it,
you know what I mean. And then I've just I
haven't looked at it for three months, looked at the tickets.
Yesterday Will Pugstan was at my place and my heart
just sank. I've booked it, so we have to leave
on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
But what you should do?
Speaker 4 (32:59):
And it's not in New Zealand. It's China Southern, which
was the cheapest option we could find because they were
very pricey for that time of year. And every time
I look at where to contact them or whatever, they're
all in China with the numbers and they're very hard
to get a hold of. Don't try and spin this
into some sort of Keesys being racist situation.
Speaker 2 (33:21):
I can help you out there because I speak.
Speaker 4 (33:23):
Chinese you mean Mandarin? Yes, and also to you because jas,
what's the Chinese? What's the Mandarin.
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Let's not get into the details, obviously, we're trying to
focus on your debacle. Maybe far across your itinery to
me and I'll get on.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
To them and see if I can sort it for you.
Speaker 3 (33:43):
Because I don't want your wife calling me every night
in tears because, Geezy, he's made.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
A debacle Christmas.
Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, it sounds like there's something a bit darker at
play here, Jason.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I don't know if I could go so.
Speaker 5 (33:55):
Far as to say that, but I think what's happening
here is Keesy, who we know what it keeps a
pretty tight grip on the relationship. He's got a tracking
device on his wife, so he knows where she is
at all the time. I mean, there's a listening of
controlling behavior that we've seen over the years, and it
sort of feels like what's happening here is Keesy is
(34:16):
making his wife choose between her family and him on
Christmas Day. You know, we can go down this path
of you know, I accidentally booked the flights on Christmas Day.
Speaker 4 (34:26):
I mean, what idiot would do that?
Speaker 5 (34:29):
And secondly, what idiot would believe that somebody could do
something so stupid? And so to me, it feels like
there's something bigger at play here. And kudos to you, Keezy,
because this is exactly the sort of thing you need
to do in your marriage. You need to separate your
wife from her family and friends and this is a
great way of doing it. Kudos, thank you. This is
(34:49):
what Jason and I did in our relationships.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
I should do excepting to India.
Speaker 4 (34:55):
Right, yeah, so what do you think I should do?
Show tell her and try because at the moment I've
left a message with I have emailed leave.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
It, leave it what and then just leave it? Just
leave it. Don't say anything until the date.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Oh my god, it's twenty have to change it, right okay,
yeah here essentially wow withholding information?
Speaker 4 (35:13):
Yeah that I know she would okay, yeah.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
Well but you know if you do it like on
the twentieth, say of December, well it will be too late,
so you won't be lying.
Speaker 5 (35:23):
Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Well the thing is if
you tell her now, you'll just tress her out.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:28):
I don't want the perspect of love keeping up from it. Yeah,
this is good. Yeah. I like the way you spin
things that I know are usually bad, but you say
them in the way that makes it sound like I'm
doing it now. The world's got a crazy way of
looking at these sorts of things. Man. Yeah, thanks, Mogy.
Speaker 3 (35:41):
But I mean, if you get upgraded again, though, you
will give it to your wife, won't you, especially since it's.
Speaker 4 (35:48):
None of your business and I'm giving it to my wife.
Speaker 1 (35:51):
The Hichy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy tune in.
Speaker 3 (35:55):
Four on radio is indeed Tom Pitty there on the radio,
ho Nankey Big Shape coming up after six o'clock, including
what's for tea with me?
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Keezy?
Speaker 4 (36:08):
Thanks, Jace, send through what you are having for dinner
tonight in New Zealand and you could win on three
four eight three and you could win a Twoy prize
back goodeff.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
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Speaker 1 (36:24):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 3 (36:29):
Hod Ikey, welcome back to your messive but backbones. Have
your Tuesdays going along very nicely. Indeed you're listening to
the Big Show brought to you by Twoy.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
Get it in, Ge, get it in you easy?
Speaker 2 (36:41):
Come on, Keezy, you met men?
Speaker 4 (36:43):
Commit I mean I'm trying. I just like it. You
know how he used to sing and do stuff like there,
I would do a song then go on. This is
what we're working with.
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Men.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
It's not easy, all right, Okay, if you've got to
if you give it one hundred percent, then we might
just sneak at past the sponsors. But if you're going
to come in at a half hours and we're in
trying brought to you by two yes.
Speaker 4 (37:07):
The previous part yea.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Now listen the podcast outro today.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
There's been a bit of a controversy controversy from yesterday's
podcast where Keesy was basically caught having a right old
perb out the window there.
Speaker 4 (37:26):
You know what I was. You're right, Jason, I was,
and I've decided that I need to face up to that,
and I approved Pugs putting the footage up online.
Speaker 2 (37:34):
And he didn't want the video to go tonight.
Speaker 4 (37:39):
Everyone knows the real story is that Jace was. Actually,
we'll play two clips tonight. We'll played a couple of clips. Okay,
So here's a clip of yesterday's podcast out just randomly
and Pugs you know that I'm you know, that's what
(38:01):
I recorded. Now we'll be able to cut around and
see what.
Speaker 2 (38:07):
That goes anywhere.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
As known as the eyes of the Front situation, Joe,
But that's from yesterday's one anyway.
Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, yeah, that's by gones. You can't today's podcast out joke. Easy,
what is it?
Speaker 4 (38:26):
It's about doctors?
Speaker 3 (38:27):
Oh yeah, so how much would you drink in a
week or a night?
Speaker 2 (38:34):
And I'd say one or two?
Speaker 4 (38:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What exactly you don't? You don't specify?
Speaker 4 (38:40):
Is that funny? How you're trying to fool the doctor
who's just trying to help you with your problem?
Speaker 5 (38:43):
The problem with them as they're just so judgy. Yes,
and I don't find it helpful. You can go in
there with a start toe and I'll tell you to
give up smoking. It's got to do with it.
Speaker 4 (38:51):
You probably, absolutely, Yeah, I should guess what I already know.
I thought you were gonna be like, I've got already. Yes,
it comes out at seven thirty tonight. It's really good. Oh,
it's so good.
Speaker 2 (39:05):
It is really good.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Hey, it's actually the worst part of it.
Speaker 2 (39:08):
Yeah, it was the worst part of it.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Now listen, we're going to do what's for Teenyes, yelling yes,
texts coming on three four eight three. I just want
to know the big poles to bread my lemon shit, that's.
Speaker 5 (39:21):
Right, because we did the big pole around your lemon shirt,
didn't we? And I think it was it might have
been yes or no. Actually, Jason's lemon shirt.
Speaker 4 (39:28):
Yes or no?
Speaker 5 (39:28):
Now I want to say that I've come out family
in the affirmative. Yes, yeah, because it just cheers me up.
It's just funny. Yeah, sure, I like it. It's brighton,
it's colorful. Yeah, thanks Keezy Jace, you'll be pleased to
know that.
Speaker 4 (39:39):
On the Hodeckey Big Shows Instagram story, ninety two percent
of New Zealand say, yes.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
Oh well the guy.
Speaker 4 (39:44):
How good's that?
Speaker 5 (39:45):
My wife will be chuff ninety two that's good.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
Yeah. Hey, Kido six coming through on three four eight three.
If you want to want a toe price pack, tell
us what you're having for dins now.
Speaker 5 (39:54):
Also, Jason and the other pole that we did, ninety
five percent of people said that you have to grow
your mustache.
Speaker 4 (39:58):
So I want to know why you haven't started doing that.
Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's growing Big Show podcast Cheer.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
They're on the radio hod what's that one called Jess
White Town? Isn't it on the Telly with Mike Minogue?
Speaker 5 (40:18):
Yeah? No, I just turned my headphones down last night.
I watched some more Slow Horses. It's on Apple TV.
It's Gary Oldman. There's four seasons of it. It's just
(40:40):
out of winning. Uh befters and Emmy's that's the one.
Gary bloody Good, bloody good.
Speaker 3 (40:47):
Yeah, well I'm a big fan of Gary Oldman. Well,
I didn't watch much last night. I got I was
back into Mister in Between, but I sent you guys
a video of what my house was like and my
dog barking a ass off, and it was doing my head,
and so I went, I'm not wasting Mister in Between
while I'm back, while my dog's.
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Barking her ass off.
Speaker 4 (41:08):
You were back.
Speaker 3 (41:09):
So we just watched out of generic things and then
IF and IF and Jeff at my dog most of
the evening.
Speaker 2 (41:16):
Be honest with you, So.
Speaker 5 (41:17):
The dog was back and you started backing at your dog. Yes,
and your missus and daughter are just over.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
My daughter was out and my wife she was the
most pissed off i've seen your Actually she's.
Speaker 2 (41:28):
Usually very calm with it, but she was getting a
bit towy.
Speaker 4 (41:31):
So it was no surprise because you were barking as well.
Speaker 2 (41:33):
Yeah, well that's right, we just lost the plot.
Speaker 4 (41:35):
Now.
Speaker 2 (41:35):
I know that you had a big viewing evening watching a.
Speaker 3 (41:37):
Bit of cartoon pawn with old bugsun porn, which I
find a bit creepy. What's it called? The old cartoon pawn.
Speaker 4 (41:47):
I have no idea what you're talking about. This is
a movie called The Boy and the Hero and at
one and Oscar I think for best animated feature Animated
Animated from legendary animated films director me Azaki over in Japan,
started way back in the eighties or seventies or something,
and it's had just like all these big films Studio
Ghibli and I just hadn't seen the latest one, Pugs
(42:07):
and I watched it. At the end of it, we
were just like, how was that? No idea? What was
going on? It was a total like Alison, a modern
version of Alison Wonderland style movie. But I was ready
for a traditional like here's a story with a beginning,
of middle and an end, and it had that, But
holy shit, it was so confusing all these miss It
was like a trip. It was like, it'd be really
(42:28):
entertaining if you're on a trip watching.
Speaker 2 (42:29):
It, going to Australia or something like that.
Speaker 4 (42:32):
No, not like a trip, like a like a you're
taking naughty stuff and you're tripping out.
Speaker 5 (42:36):
Oh like maybe because he's moving. Castle was just a
very traditional.
Speaker 4 (42:42):
Even that's only more conf like that's based off a
novel even it takes that and goes another level of
confusing this, whereas his earlier stuff was very straightforward and
just like big action epics. Yeah, so we were both
at the end of it, like, what the hell is that?
It sounds like it was garbage? How many buzzies? Probably
I personally in terms of the story, you're like three
out of five. Yeah, in terms of the animation, it's
(43:04):
like five. It's that always beautiful to look at because
it's all still hand drawn in every single frame and
he insists on having but there's like a hundred pelicans
in one scene, all flapping and do it like it's
not it's the opposite that. It's the opposite of what
simple animation. It's very like he's meticulous for being like a.
Speaker 5 (43:23):
It may be hand drawn, but when you're looking at
it in terms of the facial features and all that.
So it's not the most the most amazing art that
you've ever seen in your life?
Speaker 4 (43:29):
Is it? It's cartoons? It seems crazy. I mean it's
it's amazing, but it's not. This is not incredible art.
I mean you could draw it, even you could draw it. Yeah,
there's there's like ten old ladies in it, and when
they get close up to the camera there are so
many wrinkles. It's like ridiculous, right, it's yeah, No, I
(43:50):
couldn'tdraw it. You probably could, really. Yeah, what's it called,
jays it's you can't just say hi to? That is
not Oh oh, isn't that what you said it?
Speaker 2 (44:03):
It's cool.
Speaker 4 (44:04):
No, it's called the Boy in the Hearing.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (44:06):
Actually you should watch that. One of the main characters
looks kind of like.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on radio Hodarchy.
Speaker 3 (44:14):
Oh yoused to need a bit of Queen and Bowie
there for you on the radio, holdankee Big Show.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
Now.
Speaker 3 (44:19):
We've waxed lyrical over the last week or two about
how the weather's improving, beautiful sunny days, and summertime is
on its way, and with summertime comes one of the
great sporting occasions, Mogi and Keezy, the Black Clash in
January next year?
Speaker 4 (44:32):
Are you talking about the Hot Spring Spars T twenty
Black Clash in association with Wolfbrook at Hagleyoval and christ
Jurch Hi. Yeah, it's happening all right. The eighteenth of
January twenty twenty five, we are giving you the chance
to win a trip of a lifetime. Not only to
attend the most viewed sporting event in New Zealand and
also one of the best parties, but we will fly
(44:52):
you and a mate from anywhere in New Zealand to
Christ Jerts. Thanks to your New Zealand's grab a seat.
You will have a room at the Nova how Cathedral Square,
Oh how good. You will then enjoy some epic christ
Church experiences, relaxing at Hippoona Timewan and you Brighton hot
Pole's been there, really amazing hot poles on the beach.
I do like that, and also riding on the iconic tram.
Speaker 2 (45:14):
Speaking speaking of.
Speaker 3 (45:18):
Speaking of hot poles, of course you you Kezy and
old Moggi there will be getting in the hot spring
spa and watching the match. Mogi's been working out all
summer to get in shape for that particular day.
Speaker 2 (45:30):
Keysy's let himself guard. But that's all good.
Speaker 4 (45:33):
Well, that's the thing, you know. I'm just an everyday feller. Yeah,
I'm not trying to be I'm not working out. It's
trying to be like the big guy on campus. I'm
just tot and I actually forgot to say, the best
part about this whole thing is that you get to
go on the tram. The second best part is that
you also get to sit in the acc Export Ultra
(45:53):
party zone during the first innings and sit in the
hot tubs as well. How good would that be?
Speaker 5 (46:00):
Yeah, it was pretty good earlier this year, wasn't it. It
was absolutely going.
Speaker 3 (46:04):
Off so tram Accommodation, great game, hot Pool, hot Pole, Moe,
Mogi's fine cut body meets you in the spar pool
and Keys's burnt meat pennies.
Speaker 4 (46:20):
Well it be Button Mushroom. If you're keen to into
that hits hold Key dot co dot in Z. It's
going to be a ripper Hdarchy.
Speaker 1 (46:29):
Big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.
Speaker 3 (46:41):
Well there you got your man bastards. That's your Tuesday show,
done and dusted.
Speaker 2 (46:44):
Mogie. It's going to be a long night, mate.
Speaker 5 (46:49):
Well, it's going to be a pretty fun night actually,
because it's my daughter's it's my daughter's first night or
first guy fawks really, so I think she's having a nap.
She was having a nap today when she got home
from Skull And then we're going to start up late
and I went and wasted money on fireworks, and oh,
so you've actually got to will be atrocious compared to
(47:09):
what I'm used to, But for her, she'll be absolutely thrilled. Well,
in fact, I probably got to got away with three sparklers.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
What yeah, yeah, sure?
Speaker 4 (47:17):
What time have you penciled in for? Like lighting? Just
whenever it's stark?
Speaker 3 (47:20):
I don't know when, never there is, Jimmy, that's when
they start going off around my place.
Speaker 4 (47:25):
Yeah, what are you up to?
Speaker 2 (47:26):
Keys? You doing the same thing?
Speaker 4 (47:28):
No, No, tonight, I'm home alone. My wife comes home tomorrow.
Last night I had the date night with Pugs, which
we already discussed.
Speaker 2 (47:33):
Oh my god, what are you and I have a
date night? Then I don't have to listen to my
dog all night.
Speaker 4 (47:37):
We could watch some cartoons, Jason, I just kind of
want to. I kind of want to home alone night.
You know, I'm just gonna snuggle up on the couch,
maybe watch something maybe, no, maybe played PlayStation for a
wee bit and then do you guys? Are the best
sleeps when it's just you in the bid? Yes?
Speaker 2 (47:55):
No?
Speaker 4 (47:56):
Okay, Mike, Holy shit, I had an amazing sleep last
night because my wife wasn't. It's really bizarre. I want
it there, but Holy cow is so good.
Speaker 3 (48:03):
And it's good because you can just let them rap
when you know there's no one else there, do you.
I'm well, I'm I'm gonna my night's gonna suck.
Speaker 2 (48:13):
It's just going to sack. There's nothing I can do
about it. There's nothing that can be done.
Speaker 4 (48:17):
Should give you one of those stress vests.
Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, well, we've got an anxiety blanket.
Speaker 2 (48:22):
I think I might just lie under.
Speaker 4 (48:24):
That or not your Affearence obviously your dog in fireworks.
Speaker 2 (48:26):
Yes, yeah, it's just gonna suck massively and go on
and on and on.
Speaker 4 (48:32):
Oh god, So.
Speaker 2 (48:34):
There you go. But listen.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
We'll be back, same time, same place tomorrow. Make sure
you up the podcast, check out the Instagram account. Talk tomorrow,
See you later.
Speaker 4 (48:41):
Bye,
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