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Speaker 1 (00:01):
For all you men bastards Loving the Big Show podcast
Get Up Even Closer.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:10):
For Dogget four to seven every weekday on radio Heard.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Care Good everyone.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
I decided to have a red Bull mogie because I
felt I needed a bit of a pickup. And I'm like,
Nenny finished it and it in typical hardy Jay fashion,
it's not enough.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Right, Well, I've got another can of something that you
can have. Oh really is it?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
But is it?
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Because I know that if I have two red Balls,
it'll be panic attacks city on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Yeah, I think this other one that I've got there,
it'll send you through the roof. Yeah, you'll be crushing,
You'll be crushing the screen. It's got all sorts of
ship and it's a pre workout.
Speaker 4 (00:45):
Ah right remember that ship we had a heart attack things?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Fuck that freaked me out.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Can I say that you're clearly what high energy?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
You are shafting?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
You know what you should do is.
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Have something that boner chocolate. We were saying. I haven't
had that yet. I tried it, did you?
Speaker 4 (01:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Do you get a bone effect affect on the old dog?
The old hug Well, it's I did.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
There's such a rage or anyway. I mean, it's hard
to descend.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, it's like.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
A plank of concrete.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
A plank of concrete.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
That's a real thing. Builders out there, know what you're
talking about?
Speaker 4 (01:26):
Plan would I don't know, Actually, I don't know if
they had an effect or not.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Right, you're probably just eating it because because I know
you know, Yes, they were talking about how you hate
sweet stuff. Yeah, and here we are today talking about
you plowing through bon of chocolate. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:38):
Well, I was sitting in my bag right now.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
It's a long bat about six inches long. Did you
take bites or did you just suck it? Just suck
it hard?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
I took.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
I took I think there was like maybe six cubes
and I had cubes.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah, I had like three cubes.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
And you didn't notice whether you got randy or not,
because that's the.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Idea, right, It was like I get because it's got
like you wouldn't recognize the feeling exactly.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
It's like goat.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Weed or something in it.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Yeah, which makes which makes you randy.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Well, apparently one of the odds that you reckon of
that ship working very slim.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
Bow thing where you eat it and then you just
start thinking about horny thoughts because here we go and
what happens?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Yeah, what sort of horny thoughts you have, Keezy?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm not telling you how come man, this one's about
buzzies and that.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Pretty busy focused You happy?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
You happy now?
Speaker 1 (02:31):
It's just sore Fellows a podcast.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
It's all good man, that.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Thousands of people listen to. And are you happy now?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So you think about buzzies. Funny is that you can
have that thought in your head, like, for example, you
imagine Keezy, there is at home, he's sitting on the
couch and he's just got nothing going on. Maybe is
maybe your computer game is loading, Kezy, or you're waiting
for the kiddle to boil, or something's going or anyway,
and you just start thinking about busy what happens and
(03:01):
then all of a sudden your pants start growing. That
is weird, isn't it the power of the mind?
Speaker 3 (03:07):
That would be weird? If that was the scenario.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
What's the scenario? Take me through it.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
My computer game is not loaded. The scenario is a
di'mond beard.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, my wife's got up to make the coffee home
for the fifth time in a row. Even though we're
supposed to be alternating.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah, oh my god, that's a shocker. Keys me there.
Speaker 5 (03:26):
Yes, And then while she's backing the coffee, I quickly
just jacket think about buzzies and then go to town.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
Jasedok, a slip of red bull.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, yeah, that's the way the pros do it.
Speaker 4 (03:39):
Do you not?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
Do you guys not alternate teas and coffees. And I'll
tell you what I can, honestly tell you what's going
on at the moment. My wife stays in bed till
about eight o'clock every single day.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, well, she worked pretty hard for long.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah. I get up and I make I make the
coffee fit. And this is the thing, right, so we've
got that. We've got and Dylan, if you clip this
off and play it on the radio show or knock
you out, fair enough. But there's a thing. So she goes,
she'll get up and she'll go, do you want a coffee?
Which goes without saying you do, of course, that's what
you want. Then about forty five minutes later, she'll come
(04:15):
in with a coffee. So she'll go out and she'll
do the kid's breakfast, the kids lunch, do a bit
of tidying up, few emails, all of that, and then
at some point she'll put the coffee on and bring
the coffee in. I hear, and so I the first
thing I do when I goet is put the coffee on. Yes,
because you want the coffee straight away. Yes. So it
gets to the point where I just I just get up,
(04:37):
or I'll call her, or she'll come in with a coffee.
I was like, you know, this is the worst fucking
cafe I've ever been to. The service here is garbage, yes,
every single time. Sure, but she doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
Do you know what I do? This is pretty good,
to be honest, And.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
For a woman you were saying off here, which I
thought was not on, that was absolutely But anyway, Dylan, if.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
You clip that up, I'll knock you out.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
But one thing we've got in our lounge is an
Apple speaker, like Apple's version of Alixa. And because I've
got an iPhone, I can broadcast to the speaker like
and say stuff into it can intercom and so I'll
be like, hey, yeah, how's that coffee going?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Yeah, and then it will just play randomly. Which is
in the kitchen.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Is that one of those little round ones? Yeah. Do
you find that they are ship Yeah, yeah, we've got
one in the office and they constantly just drop out.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yeah, but one of that yeah, the one of our
house is right by our router and it's been really.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Good, but I've had ones that are terrible. Yeah. For
that though, I don't just say fascinated.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
In my house.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Very similar Like if I'm on coffee, I get up
and make coffee.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah, that's what I do.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
But not recently though, because your wife's been.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Doing it, But then I did.
Speaker 2 (05:49):
She's been begging them out. Well you've been begging them.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Out, and but she what she does is but she'll
ask me though, She'll say, I'm just going to do
PILARATEI first, Is that okay? And I know, absolutely, darling,
you do. But often I'll get up, do you say
it and make the coffee while she's doing pillars?
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Right, so that's yeah, that's different.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Do you say, like, less pilarates more lattes?
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Should That's very good?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Key, that's great, I take that one. Yeah. Yeah, what
else happens around there anyway? So yeah, she stays and
she's been staying in bed till till eight, yes, but
she's on school lunches, which has been great. Yes, remember
I hate I've been doing them for years.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Do you ever give her any tips?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah? I come on the other tips? Have you put
any She said that today because we've got we've got
the kid weak books recommended I give her some weatbooks.
So so I said to the kid, do you want?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Yeah, I love wet books. She calls them because, yeah,
their wet backs because you pour milk on the mat.
She's like, that's cue. I said, just so you know,
they are called wheat books in case because start calling
teasing you at school. But we'll call them wet books
around here. Yeah. And my wife recommended that I still
were on some moosley because it's got seeds and it's
some nuts and things like that. Just god, whereas I
(07:07):
was just going to put mountains of refined white sugar on.
So well, that's how it was meant to be consumed.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
I love it.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Advice. The advice comes thick and fast, and it's not
necessarily bad advice.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
It's just advice.
Speaker 5 (07:19):
The whole show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy,
the Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Just on the Wheat Bex Front. I'm going hard on
those again. Actually, oh yeah, yeah, as.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
My sweet treat at the end of the night.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
How many can you do jo? But it's one and
a half.
Speaker 4 (07:37):
I usually two or three.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
What are you putting in it to make it a
sweet treat, because it's not. It's there's no kind of
treat at all.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Heeps of milk.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's going to have heaps of milk and live and
fucking truckloads of brown sugar round sugar.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah. I never done that.
Speaker 4 (07:54):
Fucking great brown sugar and porridge.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
That's a real fucking kind of a feed. But it
sounds good, you know.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
True story because I used to stay at my grandparents
in the weekends when I was at boarding school because
they were up in awkward and this I think I've
told you this. My my granddad's thing with wheat beks
was hot boiled water and no sugar. That you there
was no talk of milk or sugar.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
He loved it.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
It was hot, hot water and no sugar.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
My fast, that's a generation going without those just used
to having nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
And also he was also a big fan well him
and my nana were big fans of marmite drinks, right,
which was just disposed in order.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
So they were then you know whether you come coming
out of the war generation, so you got nothing, that's
what I used to running with nothing? What do you
call it there? What do they used to do when
you had only a limited amount of ship during the war?
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:00):
Yeah, So what are you when you're sitting on the
couch money for the kettle?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Boy?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
What do you guys think about?
Speaker 2 (09:06):
I don't have capsu of tea neither do I? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Right, okay, only.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Boil water to put in a pan that's been used
for frying, and I need to soak it.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Oh yes, well if you wiped it straight away, you
wouldn't need to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, no, because sometimes my daughter will cook shit on
it and will be boom sitting there.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Yeah, but now I used to we we had a
little ritual for about.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
So you're talking about tea, okay, tea for.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
About six months because we've got this great little sort
of Chinese tea set ye. So my wife and I
would have a thing of green tea every night and
with these little.
Speaker 4 (09:50):
Caps and I like that.
Speaker 3 (09:51):
That really cool.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, it was very cool.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
And and I said to my wife the other day,
you've got to get back to doing that, because that
would be good.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
But then my counselor said to me, are you know that?
Of course, because.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
She's on she's on me about caffeine drink, and she
was saying to me, you know, of course green tea's
got caffeine in it, And I.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Went, oh, does it?
Speaker 5 (10:11):
You can get DCF stuff though we have DCF caps
of tea before bid Yes, jasmines.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Yes, my wife does the herbal teas. And I just
fucking can't go there. I just go Do you want
to peach and fucking cinnamon a relaxing fucking chemmle?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Fuck?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
Yeah, get him, get him? Ill grace sucks.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, I don't like your grain.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Never have ship.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
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Speaker 3 (10:42):
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