FULL SHOW: The Accidental Double Tap Situation

On today's show, Mogey discusses Pearl Jam's concert, The Big Show is back on the road - where to this time? The Dirty Old Pants Man joins us to get advice on what you should do if you "accidently" like someones social media post from ages ago, and is Keyzie's dome too big for a helmet?

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold akee cheers Tooey from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Yeah right, welcome, this is big.

Speaker 4 (00:11):
Big show, really big, Jason Hitch.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
And get a your mad bastards. It's Monday, the eleventh
of November twenty twenty four. You're on the Big Show.
Keezy and Mogi are here with you today. Hoidy j
is not. However, the Big Show is still brought to
you by Tooey. Get it yeah, get it inside you, Yes,
and the return of the twe billboards. Keep an eyep
because we can all do the laugh Amogi. That's so true, man,

(00:37):
especially on a Monday.

Speaker 4 (00:38):
Man, how are you?

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I don't know if I'm one hundred percent no, but
I'm pretty good and it's pretty good weather and it
was a great weekend around, but just bloody tiring, you know. Yeah,
Pearl Gem and lots of mates and catching up and
the South. So yeah, I wouldn't say I'm breasted and
rearing to go. Yeah, and Faaby can Lee. To be
honest with you, I was anticipating just being able to
glide in the wake of you and houghdy J and

(01:05):
I just sort of bag around to do nothing. For
a few hours and then houghdy Jay is just bag
it off, so it leaves you and me and now
I'm going to have to pick up a little bit
of slack. But I'm just with you. You know, it's
going to be terrible. It's going to be absolutely terrible
this show not audio.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
No, surely it's going to be good as gold.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Mate, Nana, You're going to notice a real drop off
from what the show is normally like today can be
to any other day.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Now you just waiting to see You'll see.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Um your rogue stallion, your six son of a bee.
That's a real nice, tight black shit you've got on there.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You see what I'm saying. It's just not there.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
It's good as gold, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
Unfortunately, Yeah, Houghty j did have to duck off just
before the show started, so all the content we've got
here pretty much to cross it all out.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, Yeah, he keep was bringing a lot of content
than today that we had a little bit of a
chat we're going to look forward to about him and
his a yoga app that he's got on his phone
that incredibly he had completely buggered that up, which will
come as a shock. But you have to wait for
that one. A little bit of chat about Christmas presents
that's gone, which is a real shame, so that should

(02:11):
probably wait till de seemem anyway. But we've still got
some great content Therekesy.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
One thing that we are gonna be doing is calling
a winner for the four people who'll be joining us
playing golf at Muddy White. Oh yeah, that'll be happening
a little later on in the show. Golf carts included.
It's the first of a Hducky Big Show Swingers Club.
Also some huge news surrounding our next live show. We
are going to another region of New Zealand. That will
be happening in a few weeks time, so some breaking

(02:36):
news will be had around that. In the meantime though,
some good tunes Harvey to Age and our blurr up
next and of course later in the show Sport Chat,
huge weekend of sports golf, You're Netty, your rugby league,
it was all there.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
You're on the Big Show, the Darky Big Shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
It is the.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Hurducky Big Show.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Blue Country House twelve minutes plus four a clock you've
got Kezy and Mogi Hordy J having a duck off
just before the show started. But Mogie you were at
at one point were you planning on going to both
pil Jam shows?

Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, I mean I would have if I had a
free ticket, but I didn't have a free ticket, so
it was Friday. I went to the Friday one there
and it was a bloody rapper. It was a beautiful evening,
probably twenty three degrees or something like that. I took
a hoodie because I've still got a little bit of
well into the me. I was assumed it's going to
get cold as soon as the sun goes down, but
it didn't. Stunner of an evening. I don't know how
many people were there, I guess thirty thousand plus. I

(03:34):
drove out there so that I wouldn't drink and that worked. Yeah, right,
that was really good. Parking Sweet Airs, Parking Sweet Airs.
It was real easy. And then drove home. I was
back at home and being tucked up at eleven o'clock,
so pretty bloody good. The gig was awesome. First four
songs given to fly like that.

Speaker 4 (03:50):
That's one of my favorite pil Jam songs.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
Elderly Woman, behind the counter of a small Town, Why
Go and Corduroy were the first four songs, so absolutely
fizzing off that and then they did play over the
course of the evening State of Love and Trust who
I chose for the Throbber on the Friday and it
lost to Barbara Riley, which Jas chucked in the end. Somehow,

(04:13):
that one, even Flow Daughter Jeremy Porch, which is another
favorite of mine, all got played. So yeah, it was.
It was bloody amazing.

Speaker 5 (04:23):
Right, and so because I haven't heard a lot of
to be honest, after the Tom York gig the other night,
a lot of people were just genuinely blown away by it. Yes,
because you go expecting a wee bit of you know,
like you don't the hype behind a Pearl Jam gig
or a Metallica gig or something like that is bigger
than the hype behind a Tom York gig. However, coming
in on a Monday, there isn't as much hype post gigs. Yeah, yeah,

(04:49):
I think, Well, I enjoyed Tom York a lot more
because I went there expecting it, to say, right, I
thought it would be a zero, but it was amazing
it's also a smaller venue. And I think it was
like now twenty or something, and I'm I am old.
So it's like two hours. It was over two hours

(05:10):
that gig. And I don't I don't think.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
I don't subscribe to the idea that longer is better, right.
I like movies, like movies two hours, two and a
half hours, three hours. It's not that gets worse the
longer it goes for me, So the shorter it is,
the better it is, right, So it was over two hours.
I had saw feet kezy. You know, I needed your
orthopedic slippers. I'm not saying you have your slippers aic
slippers on. So yeah. And also, like I was, there

(05:34):
were my favorite favorite band when I was a teenager,
so you know, ten Versus and Vitology were their first
three albums. I love all of those after that, from
No Code on when they got less rocky, I tuned out.
So there's a lot of songs where it's like, oh,
this sounds like a really good song, but I've never
heard it before, so I can't get into it if
I've never heard the song before, you know, so it's
not like if you've seen them, like well, first time

(05:56):
I saw them as a ninety ninety five every song's
a banger. It's never going to be like that because
I'm also thirty years older.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
See it's interesting because when I went to Billy Joel,
you know, it was literally just thirty bands. Yeah yeah,
I guess so one day they'll get there, you know.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Isn't it. Yeah? But yeah, bloody good. And then last
night as well, they had the second gig, so mates
mine went onto that, but again, I don't know, man,
I feel like it might have been a better It
might have been a better set list. They also played
and they started with release of ten Once Do the Evolution.

(06:34):
Better Man is in there as well, even Flow, Jeremy
Black Porch, Neil Finn came out and did Throw Runs
Around Me, the Hunters and Collectors cover, and then they
finished with Animal Rearview, Mirror Alive, the Neil Young cover,
Rocket in the Free World, and then Yellow Led Better.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
Yeah see that that's pretty Oh wow. They really dumped
their purse out on the final night.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
They really did, and it wasn't sold out on the
all night, so there you go. Anyway, it was good
and if you did go along to us, long to
it text us on three Foray three and see what
you reckon.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Yeah, let us know your review as well. Did you
go along to Pearl Jam three four eight three. I've
got two prize packs two give away. While you're typing
that out on your little text device there, why not
enjoy a live rendition of Black from Pearl Jam.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
This goes out to all those people that didn't actually
make it along.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
The hold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
It is the Cult with Edie shower Baby twenty seven
minutes past four on the Hduky Big Show with Keezy
and MOGGI No Hoidy j today, Mogi. They just gave
us a quick review of Pearl Jam. He went on
the Friday night. There was also a concert last night
and people have been texting through on three four eight
three with their reviews of the gig. First text that
came through Mogi was Pearl Jam last night was amazing,

(07:53):
all in capitals right, So someone had an absolute Ye,
the Pixies were great last night. Added bonus of seeing
Pearl Jam as their closing.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Pexis were good. Yeah, pins were good, but yeah I
saw them. I think in twenty eleven maybe at Victor
something like that, and they were that was That was
amazing because it's everybody is there for that band, that's right,
you know. So yeah, that was That was a ripper.

Speaker 5 (08:14):
I think Pixie's played recently to at Auckland Town Hall,
which is just such a cool little venue.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
A band like that would absolutely go off.

Speaker 5 (08:21):
Loved pearl jam got to relift my teens and take
my fifteen year old daughter to her first ever concert.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Now that's a cool first concert.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
It is.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, actually, what was your first concert?

Speaker 3 (08:31):
John Farnham, Oh, the voice Pharnsie, Man, jesus, it was
going off?

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Whereabouts?

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Was that probably? I think it was a mission of
state or something like that. The Hawks were They're on
a family holiday and just got to drink in a
bit of phernsie.

Speaker 4 (08:47):
Yeah man, my ub forty Oh yeah yeah. Rotora International Stadium. Yeah,
what a gig, Red red.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Wine, best gig I've been ten years, Absolutely on top
of the game. Eddie Vedda as good as thirty years ago.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I'd agree with that. His voice was unbelievably good, which
is amazing. Yeah, they're not easy songs to sing for
some people, but yeah, as it was just perfect all night.

Speaker 5 (09:10):
This person's given their cover of We're Not the cover
their version live version of Black eleven out of eleven
out of ten Wow, which mathematically is pretty crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Pearl Jam was epic last night.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Took my eighten year old son both Left Horse and
Fizzing awesome live act. Apparently a young fellow got up
on the stage and played guitar with him to day.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yeah, he had a sign. This was on the this
was the gig last night. He had a sign and
he ended up being able to get up there and
played a tune. I think so he'd be pretty thrilled.
Feen years old or something insane.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
That's pretty amazing.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Pearl Jam rock class right. Mike McCready is an fing legend.
I'd agree with that. I don't this is and I
feel a bit bar humbug about it. Man, But how
many guitar solos do you need?

Speaker 4 (09:50):
He did too many?

Speaker 3 (09:50):
So many guitar solos. It's like, it's like, well done,
It's great that you can play the guitar. Man, I'm thrilled,
but a seven man and he is. He is absolutely unbelievable,
and I like it when it's within the songs. But
when they and this goes for any concert, they do
it at Guns and Roses. Well you got some kind

(10:10):
of a maestro on guitar like Pearl Jam Daz or
a Slash and they give them like twelve minutes to
just shred. Yeah, it's like, good god, right, you don't
like that. I I just, I just it doesn't interest me.
It's just a guy just jerking it and everybody else
has to watch it. This, you know, this is amazing, Like,
well dad, but it's not part of a song. It's

(10:31):
just you making us watch you be a legend.

Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:35):
And I having said that, I do like I do
like a drum solo.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
Well, drum solo is it's hard to pull off a
drum solo that's genuinely like mind blowing, so much work.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
Yeah, now that you mentioned it. Actually when Billy Joel,
when I went to Billy Joel, he didn't add anything
extra to because they're already perfect, right yeah, and the
extra stuff to a piano, man, you can't exactly make
it better.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
So hey, keep those reviews of the pel Jam good
coming in on three four eight three, and I might
get old Big Dilly who's producing us at the moment
to send out some two prize packs. Coming up next though,
some huge news around the Big Show's next live shows
happening in a region around New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
So make sure you stay tuned The hut Archy Big
Show weekdays from four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
We've got some breaking news. This is breaking news. Did
it do this huge news?

Speaker 3 (11:27):
Maggie. I actually don't know what it loves, so I'm excited.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Do you don't give the email that I sent around?

Speaker 3 (11:33):
I don't get emails, well I get, I get sent them,
but often don't check them. Maybe I do it once
a week on the week email one.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Oh okay, send it to your personal one. The Big
Show is going on the road once again. We are
doing a live show. We are heading to a specific
region of New Zealand. And this region's special because it's
actually the place two years ago that we did our
first ever live show, which is bloody exciting. We're talking
about Tartanaki. If you are the mighty New Plymouth. On Thursday,

(12:03):
the twenty first of November from four o'clock, The Big
Show will be live on here from Shining Peak Brewery
that is where we did our first ever pub gig,
bloody exciting and because we are actually down there to
celebrate the New Zealand Tattoo and Art Festival. We are
going to have someone there from brothers Ink and New
Plymouth and we're gonna be giving.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Out backbone t shirts and also tattoos.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
How good.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
So if you want backbone teto on your forehead or
matte waff or good eating, we'll have that available for you.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
How good? How much? What part of that is the
breaking news? Is it the tattoos? It's the breaking news.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Ah, just the whole sort of thing, the whole night.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Because I've been we've been talking about going to this,
the Tendor and Arts festal New Plymouth for about three months.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
No, No, that was us giving away tickets a right, yeah,
But now this is the more like, hey, we're going,
we go with book right and we do a live
Show's got a location Shining Peak Great Brewery, and it
is a warm up for the Saturday, which is the
twenty third Sunday the twenty fourth, where one of the
biggest Taelor and ut festivals in the Southern Hemisphere.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
Will be happening.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Bloody goodyere. I'm looking forward to getting back down there,
love me a little bit of taranaki there. I doubt
that I'm going to get a tattoo.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
But if you had to backbone my wife or good
eating backbone your wife, don't stop there.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Or good eating I think probably, I think probably backbone
backbone good eating's are roughy. I mean you can put
it in some places. And we sort of we ran
into a woman down in Duneed and she had a
tramp stamp. Well, you know, the tato was in the
place where you would normally find a tramp stamp, the
small of the back, and it had good eatings written

(13:41):
there and an arrow and that was something special.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
See I saw that and all I could think is
some lucky bugger. Yeah, he's going to make her my wife. Yeah,
well she had her a partner, that didn't she That's right.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (13:54):
He had backbone tatlor on his forehead, backbone written all
over him. It was bloody great.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
So if you are in the Tuttan area all the
driving distance, which by the way is most of the
New Zealand, we will see down there Shining Peak Brewery
Thursday the twenty first of November from four pm. That
is not this covering Thursday coming Thursday. It is next Thursday.
I'm first up.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
The whole Uky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
It is the.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Huducky Big Show, just Kezy and Moggi. Though old Hoodie
Ja had to take off just before the show started,
which is a bit of a bugger. But it is Monday,
the eleventh of November. But you've still got Kezy and
Moggi and this show is still brought to you by
two we.

Speaker 3 (14:30):
Get it in.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, of course. The toy billboards are out and
about again. Keep an eye for them if you can
to have a wee chuckle. Yeah, because in the day
and age you can all do with a laugh.

Speaker 3 (14:41):
That's so well put. Man. Good stuff, brother, I haven't
seen any of.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Them, have you not.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
There's one As I'm coming down the hill towards work,
there's one there.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
It says I haven't seen any two billboards. Yeah right,
man's that's weird.

Speaker 3 (15:00):
What does it say? Though?

Speaker 4 (15:02):
I think the latest one was about Brian Tamaki and motorcycles.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Oh yeah, it's good, it's relevant. It's good. Shit.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Hey, huge hour coming up. We're going to be calling
the first ever winners of the Huducky Swingers Club coming
and play golf with the Big Show. Also something we
just stumbled upon out in the office. The pants man
who runs our social media here, just had a story
about him accidentally liking photos of attractive young woman's profiles. Yes,
and then what to do in that scenario? Yeah, because

(15:30):
it's probably something that I personally have no experience with it,
but we were getting.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
What we want to do is get into the science
behind it. What do you do if you have accidentally
liked somebody's post that you should not have liked or
even been looking at.

Speaker 5 (15:42):
That's the thing, and it's we're talking a photo. This
wasn't him, but you know a photo from four years
ago of them and Bali maybe they're wearing their swimming outfit.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
And you've liked that.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
You have absolutely gone deep?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
What do you do in that situation? If anyone's had
a situation happened to them? Takes it through on three
four eight three and will potentially check you out until
he prize pack.

Speaker 1 (16:08):
The Hdiarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 5 (16:14):
There's a smashing Pumpkins on the Hidarky Big Show forty
minutes past five, Keezy and Moggi here, Hoodie Ja not.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
With us today.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
However, we do have the great honor of having the
pants Man join us in the studio, Joel Harrison. Joel
runs our Hadarchy social media and website and things like that.
So Joel, welcome to studio.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Man, thanks for having me in here today.

Speaker 5 (16:31):
Man, that's always good having the Pantsman in studio, Mike.
And the reason he's in is because before five o'clock
we were talking about the Dunedin show and how there
was a female that was there who had good Eaten
tattooed on the small of her back.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
Yes, now, Joel was at the event.

Speaker 5 (16:46):
He took plenty of photos. In fact, if he checks
camera film from that night, probably eighty percent of the
would have been this female.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
And when he got back to Auckland, we were talking
about it because it was like, wow, good eating a
catchphrase from the show tatted on the bit.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
It's amazing. And then the follows in the office wanted
to see. It's like, oh, what did she look like? So, Joel,
you were on her account right, yeah?

Speaker 7 (17:06):
Yeah, yeah, somehow found it because she was tagged a
few times by her mates on the Instagram post.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Yes, so for you, for once, it was quite an
easy way to find her account. Usually you're over there slaving.

Speaker 7 (17:14):
Yeah yeah, normally hours of searching, but this one was
there was running funny.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
I saw crow in a beautiful mind day. It is
just your brains working over time. You're just absolutely bent
over your your phone. They're just working out where's her at?

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Yeah, where's the Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
You work it out, man, you always get the answer.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
So you found it, Yes, found it, And I was
showing to people and like she didn't post many times
on face on Instagram, sorry, there was about about twelve times.
So I scrolled back to a photo from about four
or five years ago and on the radio hdiqin Zid
page accidentally liked it.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Right, So you've done the accidental double tap yeap, which
is quite an easy thing to do.

Speaker 5 (17:50):
It is, and so for people that don't have Instagram,
basically you're scrolling back through and then in the process
of scrolling and doing what everyone who has Instagram has
done at some point stalking someone. Wow, come on, movie,
I've seen you made your shocker. You've accidentally liked one
of their photos, which means they are getting a notification
that Radio Hodarky liked a photo of yours from five
years ago.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
Yes, which is better than getting a notification that sees
the pantsman who has liked a photo of yours from
five years ago.

Speaker 5 (18:18):
Yeah, that's actually something you should if that ever happens,
so you can touch I will put you in touch
with people that can help sort of things. But I
understand that was just a one off situation.

Speaker 3 (18:27):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (18:28):
And you've actually had a run in like this here
and with your personal account.

Speaker 7 (18:30):
Yeah, because you came out and Dylan the producer mentioned it,
and I said, well, actually I've had a far more
awkward situation a few years ago. So I don't know
how it happened. It came up and there was a
lady who works in the office here a store floor
above us, and I accidentally liked a photo from hers
while back, and then how far back.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
We talking about you on the home page there?

Speaker 7 (18:55):
This is a while back, so you maybe a couple
of years, but she posted quite a lot of well,
but I was just trying to show someone something and
then I liked it, and then I didn't realize I'd
liked it, put my phone in my pocket, and then
I came back to my phone about twenty seconds later,
and I was like, oh shit, I've liked the spikesident.
So niked it and then I went back and she
had followed me back.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Ah, so she not only had seen Okay, you've liked
this photo of me and a bikini from Bali twenty seventeen.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
There's no bikini or bari, no bikini, no bikini. It
was just just a run of the mill photo.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
Oh yeah, she stack of books.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Yeah, yeah, run of the mill.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
Ye yeah, yes, Sandy, yes.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
But unfortunately, yeah, she still works in the building and
for about two years I couldn't could never even look
in the eyes.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Well, this is the thing, right, So Isaac was in
the office. He said that he did this once and
he had no choice but to completely shut his entire
account down for three hours. Yeah right, so you just
got to go zero dark so that in the hopes
that the person who gets a notification clicks on it
and goes, oh, this account doesn't exist, must be a bug, Yeah,
like a bug in this.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah. Well we will looking into this. Before with me
because I thought, well, what happens if you like it,
you accidentally double tap. What happens if you then unlike that? Yes?
Does it? Does it then make the notification disappear? It
does not. No, it does not. So if you're out
there and you're double tap and you're thinking you're fine
because you've unliked it, they that person has still received
the notification. That's right, and now they know that it's

(20:22):
a mistake when they go to it and they see
that you haven't liked it and that you've backed out,
and that you're essentially you're stalking.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
So does the notification not go away?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
No?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
No, on my notification lists, it still will.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
Was what that was sort of understanding. I was operating
with them about thirty times.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
All the same checks, because your handle at Pantsman sixty
nine will definitely be floating around in a few people's
notification lists. Some options you can go to to actually
solve the issue, as Isaac was saying, just shut your
whole account down, delete all associated.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
Email accounts to Australia. Email moved to Australia. Change What
did you do after you've done that?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
I've just continued to you just kind of just owned it. Yeah, Okay,
it's got to lean into it sometimes, I guess that's right.
And then you also didn't look her in the eyes
for two years. But it's all good now, I think, yeah,
it's patched over.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
And also another beautiful thing that Isaac was doing as
we because you guys, obviously most of the time you
have here at herdeck, you're sitting there at the office
and you're just trawling through and woman's Instagram profiles and
as you're sort of it's disgusting, and as you're sort
of drawling over it, the Isaac will say, oh, it
gives a look, man, and he'll have a lot you
pass from your phone. He has a look. But then

(21:32):
he likes.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
That purposely double tap deal double tap.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
On purpose to stitch you up, so you're seemed to
be aware of.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
I think it's a great thing people should start doing.
But a great piece of advice has come through on
three four eight three. My mate Todd once liked a
Gil's photo from years ago whilst drunk. He then freaked
out and gave himself for the classic fake up, like
someone's hacked into your Facebook while you're not on it
and written something you.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Know, yeah, oh my name's Chris and I'm Laine pretended.

Speaker 5 (21:58):
That you've been Facebook hacked and then just that's kind
of a good way to solve the situation, to be fair.
Or you could block them. That's a good piece of
advice that's come through. Three four right three You can
block them, Yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Then you can never see their content again.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
Wow, you sound real good for a couple of weeks. Yeah,
there's still many people, more people to perve on. Joel Man,
you'll be sweet.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
It is you two on the Ducky Big Show with
Kezy and Moggi twenty seven minutes past five o'clock and
Megi you understand you've got a segment for us.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
Yeah. Man, have you heard of one and a half maje.

Speaker 8 (22:34):
Ah one and a half movies? Oh that's good.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
That's the only reason we do it is for that sting.

Speaker 4 (22:50):
So good following yarn. My kid is five. She's in
her first year of school.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Except it's called year zero key because if you get
to school after a certain month, then you have to
repeat the year the next year.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
So as year one will start from Jan or Feb.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, that's right. So she's going to do this year again,
which means she's going to stay at home for an
additional year. You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (23:15):
Wow, that's bad.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
Well, potentially good, depends how we're going. I guess we'll
find out. We won't know for another decade or so
about that. But she had her first school photos recently
and they came through. They came through today, and I
hadn't really thought. I just assumed that maybe that they

(23:38):
didn't do them anymore.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
So we're talking in the classroom lineup as.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
Classroom right now, totally into that. That totally makes sense
to have that. Yeah, you've got the little sign and
everything like that, but they also do the individual one.

Speaker 4 (23:50):
Because I've got individuals from that age asw Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Yeah, where you sit there like a mug.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Yeah, with your school bag on your school bag? What
school bag on att?

Speaker 3 (23:59):
Yeah? Oh my god, well you probably had on you know,
all your your medical stuff. Then you need to have
it close on end.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
That's right. But it seems weird to me because you get.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
You can you're taking a billion photos of kids, Like
when I was going up do when nobody even had
a camera really except around Christmas and holidays. Some holidays
you can break it out then, but now there's so
many photos. I was a bit surprised as to why
you would bother and my daughter, she is there and
it's not, as you know, this is not a bad photo,

(24:30):
but she has just got a real I'm having my
photo taken at school, smile on your face. There's something
that's just in you as soon as you sit down
to get your photo taken at school. There's a lot
of pressure on you immediately now that you have to
come up with a good face. But you're not really
sure what your faces are when you're so young, what
a good face is, what a bad face is. So
it's good she start off with by no means a shocker,

(24:51):
but certainly not something that she'll be So is she.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
Sitting there like trying to look like she's a really
good student.

Speaker 3 (24:58):
More than smile. It's like, you know, mile for the photo,
you know as that sort of thing, and they want
twenty bucks for it. That you went for one photo
for that for that and not only twenty dollars for
a photo, but twenty dollars for that photo, right, I mean,
obviously I'm going to get it because they've they've cornered us. Right,

(25:18):
there's not you can't not get it exactly, and especially
because it's funny. But the price should be based on
the quality of the photo. Like if you're a school
photographer and you go to schools and you're taking all
these photos of kids, you should get good photos.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
You'd be pretty buddy good at it.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Do I pay the same for a garbage photo as
I do for one that I actually like and as
a good photo of my kid?

Speaker 4 (25:37):
Do you think you're could have taken a bit of
photo with like an iPhone or something.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Oh I have, yeah, right, I have, But it as good.
You do want to have a whole stack of your
school photos of you just looking heinous?

Speaker 4 (25:49):
It's good for your twenty first time.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
It's really good. I mean all of mine growing up,
Like the further I got away from five and the
closer I got into my teens, where I've just got
this absolutely giant nor foremost scowl, these ears that stick
out of my massive nose, jatting bones sticking out all
over my face. It is, I mean, it's good, it's good.

(26:11):
It is.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
I'll remember.

Speaker 5 (26:12):
I'll always remember in year eleven at my school photo day,
this I was a lot older, you know, fifteen, fourteen or whatever.
There's this guy in our class called Ewok. Yeah, his
re name was Michael, great guy. But he had these
reading glasses on and for some reason after he had
his photo tag and he just passed them down the
line and everyone took photos.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Oh yeah, the reading glasses on.

Speaker 5 (26:34):
So like my student yes, yeah, so I've got reading
glasses on, and I think three student IDs.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
However, I made of mine took it to.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
The next level. Not only did we the reading glasses.
He hopped in, we had a big school. He hopped
in fourteen out of the sixteen class photos. Because it's
the form class. The teacher can't remember who's in their
form class, and they had to reshoot the entire year's
worth of class photos because he was in every single
photo glasses on with like a bowl cut parted.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
Here he's a legion. Yeah, that photo where you look
like mclovin, that's that's the one. And how old were
you in that photo?

Speaker 4 (27:08):
There's a couple of them. Oh, the mcloven one was
yet theirdey and the real bad one was yet third.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
And so it explains where you also had a full mongrel.

Speaker 4 (27:16):
You couldn't see that in the photo.

Speaker 1 (27:19):
The Hdarchy Big Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
It has read hot Chili Peppers on the Hiducky Big
Show with Kezy and Mogi No Hoody Jay today. He
left just before the show started, which is a bit
of a bugger really because this is kind of a
prize that came about with him in mind. He's recently
got into golf, so I am now playing golf with
him once or twice a week, which is really great.
So we thought why not use Hodarky as an excuse

(27:44):
to go and play some of the best courses in
New Zealand basically for free. The Hadaky Swingers Club was born.
We are starting things off with the great New Zealanders
at Moody Why Golf Links. It's on the west coast
of Auckland, beautiful spot overlooking the sea. We'll have golf carts,
we'll have food, we'll have dream all that stuff provided
and we just need a group of four to come
with us. So you had to hit the hoduk you

(28:06):
dot co dot insidio to get yourself in the drawer there.
And the person I'm about to call Magi did all
that and is now going to be joining us playing
golf this very Thursday.

Speaker 4 (28:14):
Are you fizzed up?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Am I fizzed up?

Speaker 4 (28:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:17):
For this phone call?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well yeah, for starters the phone call.

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I'm absolutely fizzed up because it doesn't require me to walk,
you know, sort of eighteen k's oh we have a
golf cut spend four hours doing it? Yeah, so I
don't know, and also embarrassing myself and infuriate myself.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
That'll be the hard part because these courses we're going
to are going to be quite tough as well.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah. I had to scott a mate.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
It's old kezy here.

Speaker 3 (28:43):
How you can.

Speaker 8 (28:47):
Mate yourself?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Yeah? Bloody good mate, bloody God hated you into the
old Hoducky Swingers club men?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Oh yeah, yeah I.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Think I did.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Oh yeah cool. Do you like golf when I'm winning?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
But yeah most of the time.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
Hey, you're so bro. Your phone's actually breaking up quite
a bit of your phone. Can you was what was
your name by the way, Hoby?

Speaker 8 (29:10):
Yeah that's it, yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
Hoby, Hoby. Can you get a new phone?

Speaker 8 (29:13):
Man?

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Is that possible?

Speaker 8 (29:15):
Yeah? To say it's duty.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
I'm saying.

Speaker 8 (29:16):
If you've got one going, I have one from the
prize pool.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Yeah, good as gold Yeah, sweet, we've got plenty of
spear mate.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Hey, the good news is man, you're gonna be joining
myself and Mergi in the big show playing golf this week.

Speaker 4 (29:26):
How does that sound? Oh that sounds bloody brilliant. Oh,
good as gold man. What's your handicap?

Speaker 1 (29:33):
By the way, other than being the liability on the
person with the boys, it might be around about twenty six.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Holy, okay, that's see for a perspective, I'm like a
thirty two. Yeah, So what he is as someone who
was a beginner like two years ago and is now
starting to find his way.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
Yeah that sounds a bod That sounds about right, mate,
Yeah yeah, yeah, good as gold man.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
And it's going to be easy for you to get
away from work, mate, Well, I work for.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
The Defense Hourse, so you'll be able to scrive off.
Sweet sweet, that'll be manageable. All right, beauty mate, we'll
chuck you on whole big deal. You hook you up.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
Okay, awesome, bro cheers mate, no worries. So your Thursday
bloody goods.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
So Hobian has mate to be joining us for the
first ever Hdarchy Swingers Club.

Speaker 4 (30:18):
We will be doing it again. We want suggestions on
three four eight three courses around New Zealand cities. We
should come to to do it and you could be
playing golf with us in the very near future.

Speaker 1 (30:27):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keisy God.

Speaker 5 (30:33):
This's is shown Black Sabbath on the Huducky Big Show
with Keezy and Mugie. It's almost six o'clock on your
Monday evening. And earlier in the show we had the
Pantsman on Joel Harrison, who runs all our Hurdarcky socials here,
and we were tackling what to do in a situation
where you are stalking someone on Instagram and then you
accidentally like a photo of the from about seven years ago.
He did that on the Hadarcky accounts. It was a

(30:55):
bit of a debarcle. Plenty of techs come through on
three four eight three and also a tour bag which
we encourage you to do. Use the iHeartRadio app. When
you're listening, hit the little microphone and you can send
through little snippets of audio like this, how you.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Feelers Handy here had a mate who went into town
met a girl, but didn't end up going home with her.
But of course, as you do it three in the morning,
you have a bit of a Facebook looks he looks
he or Instagram went really deep in the old photos,
found a photo that he liked from seven years ago,
well accidentally liked, and then his phone died. So it's

(31:29):
some structful moments trying to power back that phone and
unlike did you see the notification?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Well, who knows.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
See, that's just stressful. Your phones die, you've liked, you're
going to bed. What to be fair, if you met
someone in a club and then you know, you didn't
get the details or something, and then you found out
that they had been Facebook stalking or Instagram, would you care.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
As a man, though you'd love it as a guy.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
Yeah, I don't know. Look, I don't think you can
really go wrong. And let it depends on what the
photo is.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Yeah, that's the issue.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
That's so if you're like, yeah, if we're dealing with
anything other than full sort of corporate kit, yeah, anything
less than that. Once we start getting into you know, sports, yeah,
once you start getting to swim, where problematic. So, and
especially when you're going deep, when you're deep in the
years you.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Know what you should do, never scroll up further than
like two years even that.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, it's because yeah, then you're then you're going well
that Now, this also depends if you're dealing with someone
when you meet them when they're fifty and you go
back to when they're forty three, that's not a big deal. Yeah, right,
if you meet them when they're twenty five, yeah, yea, yeah,
now we've got issues.

Speaker 4 (32:40):
Yeah, now it's sounding going to bit weird. Okay, So
how about this if.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
It's on their homepage on Instagram basically the first nine photos, Yeah,
on the profile.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
And you're acidently like that sweet ass.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Look, there's not a person out there that has not
had some kind of a familiarity, some kind of an
experience of something along these lines. Nobody is going to
listen to us. Everybody will continue to go deep. Yeah,
it's just that that is just a risk you take. Yes,
when you are a secer.

Speaker 5 (33:07):
A stalker, go deep, New Zealand keep doing it. Hey,
by the way, after six Moggie, not only what's on
Telly with old Mogi. I need help picking out a helmet.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
Oh yeah, of.

Speaker 1 (33:17):
The Hiking Bing Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (33:19):
It is the Hidarky Big Show, No Hoidy, Jay to
Day Keezy and Mogi still here, and of course the
Great New Zealander isn't two.

Speaker 4 (33:25):
He still proudly sponsoring the Big Show. Get it and
you get it inside, yeah, man, drinking in responsibly.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
Of course, the two billboards have returns. They've been around
for a bloody long time, iconic as they are. Because
the entire world could really use a laugh right now.
Mike Minogue scale a wonder ten house sick of you?
Are you of me saying we can all use a laugh?

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I love it really No, No, I think you're doing
a great job.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
Do it again, because to be honest, man, the entire
world could really use a laugh right now. That's right,
you're not being as generous you are you're appearing to be.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Hey, we did the podcast outro today. We did it
was an interesting situation. Hardy j was here and then
he had to leap emergency. He had an emergency, so
it was just me and old MOGGI there. Mogi obviously,
would I be righting saying you had a reasonably big Saturday?

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I had a pretty big Saturday. Yeah, yeah I did.
I'm not on the on the energy levels today, And
as I was saying to you earlier, I was sort
of anticipating just swipping into your stream old Hardy Jay
and Keysy and just being the sort of the third
just pipe up every now and again comments but certainly
not been the center of attention. But such as the

(34:39):
nature of this time of year, isn't it. I think
everybody has had a big weekend.

Speaker 5 (34:43):
Well, absolutely, And the thing I like about you and
me is whenever we've had a big one, our voice,
our voice has changed, dude, Like, so as soon as
you talk, people are aware that you are either still
steamed or hungover in some.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Yeah, I wouldn't had a sauna today and managed to
clear a lot of it out. But yeah, it was
a big Satita. She was a big set to like,
caught up with some mates and then the next thing,
you know, it's a week and I was up again
with the misses. Yeah right, you know, so they boiled,
everyone bailed at about midnight or one, and then we
were up and.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
Then yeah, she's a bad influence.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Oh she's a shocker, mate, She's a shaker. So yeah, no,
I'm just enjoying that while I can. I just sort
of probably need to take about six years off the purse.

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Yeah, okay, don't do that.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
No, I don't worry. I won't. Yeah, I'm just saying
I need to. That's just for my health and life. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Well, I was going to play a clip of the
podcast outro, but not that stuff, and will here we go.
This is me and Mogan. You han't just found out.
It's just us today with about eighty percent energy.

Speaker 4 (35:45):
The weekend.

Speaker 5 (35:46):
We played golf yesterday at the most public, most popular
course in New Zealand with the most people that use it, right,
And it took five and a half hours, And it
was a fucking joke, right, And I'm never playing there
on the weekend again. But it was good to be out.
Got there at eight thirty eight twenty. We were walking
off at almost two o'clock or something.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
It was ridiculous. Yeah, Jesus, wasn't that great. I was
really chipping in there but boring. Yeah, well you didn't
choose it, you were just telling it. Yeah, and I
sound pretty nasally and dusted exactly.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
That's exactly so what you've seen there is a peak
behind the Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (36:25):
I think we rolled out of that one after about
seven short we put on that.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
We were just all right.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
I'll tell you what will be better tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Yeah, sorry about that New Zealand, We'll make up for it.
And I'll tell you what Queens of the Stone Angel House.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
People are listening, and you certainly will know this.

Speaker 5 (36:44):
They might know that I recently bought a motorbike, Yes,
an old motorbike, which I'm going to tidy up and
ride to work once a week when it's nice and sunny. Now,
in order to do that, I need a helmet, right,
So my dad has a helmet. So my bike is
from nineteen seventy one. My dad has a helmet from
the eighties which he has had. You know, I used
to wear it when I was a kid ridding around
on a mini bike. Right, He still had it, and
for some reason it fit me, so I put it on,

(37:05):
took it for a test drive, put.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
A photo of me wearing it on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (37:09):
Two people commented on one of my photos, and about
three people messaged me privately being like, hey man, you
cannot wear an old style open face helmet because you'll
if you fall off, your chin will still hit the ground.
Your nose, Yeah, you can still badly miss yourself up.
And also Dilly and Studio B just pointed out that
I think helmets have about a five year lifespan anyway, right,
and I don't think they expire or whatever. But you

(37:30):
know you should just be so me running a helmet
that's more than forty years old, Yeah, probably a bad idea. However,
looking for helmets online, found what I like, and then
it goes, what size head do you have?

Speaker 4 (37:41):
So what do you just off the bat? I think
my head's quite big.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Yeah, i'd agree with that. Your head's you've got like
an eck coin head. What would you describe as an
eck coin here?

Speaker 4 (37:50):
See, I would say you've got a nick one heare no, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
And that's fine. That might go both ways, but I
would say equin. Do you know what eck coin is?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Horse?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Yeah, you've got a head like a horse. I'm pitturing
mister massive long bastard there. And so yeah, it makes
it tricky to wear a helmet or even find a helmet. Yeah,
Like it's surprising to me that you can wear caps.
You can wear caps. I can't wear caps.

Speaker 5 (38:11):
Well, I can wear caps or I have to put
them on the furthest little, the adjustment, the barely clinging on.

Speaker 4 (38:17):
Yes, so you got you go? This is the helmet.
I like.

Speaker 5 (38:22):
You go click down to what size do you want
and then it says excess for extra small, small, medium, large,
extra large, extra extra large.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Yeah, but they must have a chat.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
They do, for I've been on a few websites. The
size charts are different on both websites. And then all
the other ones I went on had sizes for pants, shoes,
and jackets, but not a helmet, no head. So if
I was to just buy one, because I'm probably gonna
wait for like Black Friday or something, maybe see if
one's on special, and then I'm like, it's racist. Well
Black Friday, Yeah, I mean certainly, now that you've said it. Yeah,

(38:57):
And I might just play the race of Alarm just
to make sure, just to really draw attention to it.
If Jason said it, certainly would have been racist. But
if if I do wait for a Friday sale, then
I would have to just peck a size and I'm
getting the vibe that my head is large.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
I don't think it's you don't think it's extra large.
Do you know how to measure your head? Well?

Speaker 5 (39:24):
To be honest, I just picture people I've seen with
massive heads and then go, mine is surely not that big, right,
So I'd say that extra large?

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Yes, But do you know, like if I if I
was going to measure your head, do you know what
I would do? Do you know how a measurement of
a head is done?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Water displacement?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
No, it's funny, it is.

Speaker 4 (39:42):
That was how they tried to figure out how heavy
a human hit is.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Heavy it is. Yeah, I gotta put your head in
the world.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
Bucket comes out.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
You get a tape measure like a tailor's tape measure,
so not like a measuring tape.

Speaker 4 (40:02):
You'd put around your bust and you put exactly.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
And you put it to sort of the center of
your forehead and then you go right the way around
the back of it. So and it's just done on centimeters.
So I've got my head right the way around is
sixty one centimeters. Wow, so that's two feet, that's yeah,
which is quite a lot. So sixty one, I think
sixty one point five. It's pretty you're getting up there
and that you're in the you're in the very You've

(40:26):
got a big dome that.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
Yeah, it's definitely big. I've just seen people with bigger Okay,
do you have one of those tapes?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
I've got one at home. I'll bring it in tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
You can measure my head by the way, just so
you're a where, well, you're demonstrating.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Where you're going to measure right on my head.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
You put a dot on your forehead with the pen
you are using.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Is that racist?

Speaker 4 (40:43):
I think that's racist as well.

Speaker 1 (40:51):
The hold Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
What's on the Kellie with Mike Minogue?

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, yeah, I know when I'm cooking, man, I was cooking, brother,

(41:29):
though you've blacked out there or something.

Speaker 3 (41:31):
What did I watch? Oh? I watched Ali Wong's stand up.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Ali Wong comedian.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
She's a stand up comedian, So I watched that. That's
on your Netflix there. She's very funny, especially her first
hour was really great. This one was good. Yeah, worth
a look.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Hard to hold someone for an hour doing stand up
and you're watching it on TV. You know that's a
real sign that you are really good?

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Right?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Yeah, that's my opinion.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, it might be right. I watched heaps
of them. I think I wat cheaps of them. Yeah,
I have a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
I find like the first twenty or half an hour,
and then I sort of tune out, tune out, or
just start watching something else and come back to it.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Watch an hour of stand up quite full on.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
Yeah, she's bloody funny. She goes out with she's filthy keezy,
if I can put it that way. She's got a
real filthy mouth on it. She's always talking about the six.
Oh yeah, the six there. Oh yeah, the intercourse. Oh wow, okay,
so that's and that's you know, if a man was
doing the same thing, i'd say the same thing. But

(42:34):
just so you know, yeah, you know, if you're going
to get it, you know, if you get embarrassed easily
in front of your wife, don't put this on. You
might just wait until she goes out plays netball. Then
you can watch it. Squash or squash. Oh Ie to
the front, Ellie Wong.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
Tomorrow night, Pugsun and I are going to the premiere
of Gladiator two.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Hang on a minute, yep.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
So last night, so last night I watched yeah, yeah,
just me so it was the Saturday night I watched
it while my wife was at a bit of a
drinks do thing. I watched it probably ten years ago,
longer fifteen, and I remember it being excellent. And then
I watched it in the start of at the first
twenty they're having the big battles scene. He's Maximus, he's

(43:15):
the leader of the Armies, are in Germania fighting against
the crazy maker Jamaica. I thought, was Jermania, okay, Jamaica,
Like they're are okay, that's weird. It was like snowing
and stuff. But they're leading the big armis and is victorious.
And then Marcus Aurelius, who's Caesar at the time, is like,
I don't want to leave my kingdom to my son
Joaquin Phoenix. I want to leave it to you. Russell Crowe, yes,

(43:40):
that part I found boring, even though it was really
action packed. It's once he become once all the bad
stuff happens and he becomes a gladiator.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Holy shit, it's good. It's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
I haven't seen him for decades. I might watch it tonight.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
Russell's just the med I mean, the accents throw me
off at the first ten because it's like, hang on,
why are you guys? Why has he got an as
the acient? What's the deal? The holy shit? The end
of it. It's like we tearing one of your.

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Eyes situation, you know, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
It's a really cool and what Ken Phoenix? God, he's
good at making you hate him?

Speaker 3 (44:08):
Yeah he is.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
He's brilliant.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
It was one of his first roles, wasn't he bloody good?

Speaker 8 (44:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:12):
Yeah, I'm going to that screening tomorrow night. I'm trying
to find a babies that are actually Keezy, so that'd
be great. If I can't find one, can you do it?

Speaker 5 (44:18):
You want made a baby? Man, I'm going to I'm
going to Gladiator too, I know.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
But it just sort of feels like maybe you'd want
to pick up some spending money, you know, a little
bit of care oh, motivate money, a little bit of
motivate cash.

Speaker 5 (44:29):
Yeah, well especially, can come sit with me a gladiator
o true? Yeah, it'll be good.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Of the Hiking Big Show podcast.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
It is arial system of down on the Hiducky Big
Show with Kezy and Mogi And on Saturday the eighteenth
of January twenty twenty five, The Big Show and a
large portion of New Zealand will be down in christ
Church with the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black Clash
and association with Wolfbroke Mogi. You and myself will be
in the spar pool right on the old side rope there.

(44:58):
I think this year, if someone hits a ball in
our general direction, I will make more of an effort
to try and catch it. Right, because it probably happened
about three times the first two. I was sort of, well,
I get in trouble for doing this, you know. Yeah,
But it became pretty clear after that that I was sweet, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:12):
Because I remember actually I saw some highlights of it
back the other day. I know it must mean on
a Instagram or something, but there was a part ball
I had very close and Mash he.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Was straight out of there, jump straight out, that's right.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Yeah, he flew and he nearly got it, and he
you know, he nearly brought great Manna on the Breakfast
Show as a result of having done that. And you're
sort of the Mashy of drive and you didn't make
any kind of an effort whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (45:35):
Yeah, that's really nice for me to say all those things.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
That's right, And so next year I think that is
the go It would be amazing, Like if you could,
I'm not going to try it, and I don't mean
just you, I mean all of us should try, except
hoty Jo being the commentation. It'll be dangerous to his
health to jump out of the commentary box. But it
would be pretty amazing to pull that off.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
It'd be amazing to pull it off.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I'd love it if you pulled it off.

Speaker 5 (45:58):
And the great news is it might not just be us,
it might be two listeners as well, because thanks to
well the Black Clash.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
To be honest, it's just us and then we're putting
this whole thing together.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Yeah, you could win the best seats in the house,
which means not only were you going to make it
flown down to christ Church, you get put up in
a hotel. You'll also get to sit with us for
the first innings at least in the hot Spring spa
right on the boundary line for the Black Clash, and
then the second innings you'll be in the acc Export
ultra party zone anyway, which is the best place to
be if you're keen for that. Here to Hodaki dot
co dot in z get yourself in the draw. Tickets

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are more than seventy percent sold out. They will sell out,
so don't delay. And did I mention you'll also get
to go for a ride on the Tram as part
of that package.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
It's an unbelievable package and we've been getting inundateable entries
and I think it's mainly because of the Tram.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
I think it is because of the Tram, So to
be honest, we'll probably shave the rest of that stuff
off and just give you a ticket to the Tram
and maybe a hotel room.

Speaker 1 (46:51):
The Darky Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisey.

Speaker 5 (47:04):
Well, that is the Big show done in Dustin for Monday,
the eleventh of November.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
No us. Your plan tonight, go home and watch Gladiator
probably or at least maybe an hour of it, Yeah,
and then I'll go to sleep.

Speaker 5 (47:15):
The thing I was concerned about, because we're going to
watch Gladiator too tomorrow night, is that I wouldn't know
a lot of the characters, right, But I have a
feeling Gladiator too based on the way that Gladiator wraps up.
It's just going to be picking up maybe like twenty
years in the maybe. Yeah, I don't think it's you know,
I don't.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Think you need to have seen the first one.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I think it'd be sweet ass. What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Man?

Speaker 5 (47:37):
Tonight my wife and I are going to see to
an evening with Stephen fry Ah nice at the k
He's one of my sort of comedy role models. Kon's
been watching him for years legend. So no idea what
an evening with Stephen Frye looks like, but it'll be interesting.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
I'm well, did you get some of those cheap seats again?
Right up against the big wall?

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Now we're four rows down from the then still left
it way too late because it took my wife has
never heard of Stephen fry right, and she's, oh, no,
we can go if you want, And it just took
me a while to winter around to being like, hey,
it costs this march and we should go.

Speaker 4 (48:11):
And then so by the time I managed to do that,
there was only these really bad seats left.

Speaker 3 (48:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
Right, But it'd be nice to be able to see
Stephen fry in the flesh, probably like one hundred and
fifty meters in front of.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Me down the stage with a little light on them. Yeah,
so excited for that.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Bloody good. I look forward to hearing all about it
on tomorrow's show You Tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (48:26):
Yeah good, yeah, yeah, you stay tuned made it'll be there. Hey,
coming up next on the Huducky Big Show. Sorry, no,
I'm ready a haduky. You've got Tony Layer looking after
the night show. And for myself and Mowgi and hopefully
Aughty Jay, it's well, we'll see you tomorrow at four o'clock.
If not, check out the podcasts and of course the Instagram.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
See that