November 12, 2024 • 46 mins
On today's show, Jase is a huge perv, Mike gets his huge hog out and Keyzie has an exciting bathroom update.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Cheers Tooey from bringing back to Lass and the world gone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, the.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Biggest showing is our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Just nice and.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Give out your mad bars.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
twelfth of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And you my friends, and listen to the big show.
But to you by toy.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
And seriously, man, I didn't think it was possible, but
you just get hotter every time I see your Mogi.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And you know a lot of people sort of they
go to work and they go, oh, this sucks. I've
got to get a word. I hate work.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I'm driving to my car going what's old Mogie going
to be wearing today?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Either his black T shirt or his white T shirt?
Eagle or I'm happy? How are you a stallion?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm pretty grassy your mad dog six son of a
d And had a pretty interesting chat with my will.
I had some friends over on the weekend, my wife
and I and my wife threw out to the new crowd,
what do we think about Mogie's mustache? She doesn't call
me that? And I had a few more namesayers in
the group, Can I say that? A few more people
said no, and then my wife started explaining why she
(01:19):
didn't like it, And she said, why is he ruining
that he's so handsome and yet now he's gone this mustache?
I said, sorry what? I said?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
She said so, I said, I've never heard you say
that before. Now we're talking, but I'm not shaving it off. Yeah, yeah, dreaming.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I feel like there's a conspiracy going on. I feel
I mean, she's had.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
A little word in the air of her mates before
they came out.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Can I say they're just jealous?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Sure? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who do you Reckon calls you handsome? More your wife
or whidy Jay?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Jason never calls me handsome either. It's pretty close there.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, he just calls me hot.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Speaking of handsome, my wife often says that to me,
and I know she's lying.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I thought I thought you were going to have a
segue across to me.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I know you did. I'll tell you what that is.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What just says, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Saying that is I love that T shirt on you?
What's that the cat camo T shirt? Is it a
long sleep?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's long sleep? It's a caterpillar Yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Is rock and roll and it fits you so well.
I can't even see your patties from from behind the ship.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well that's the idea of the shirt was to cover
the meat patty nips. It's caterpillar like the bull, the
bulldozers and that diggers.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, that's what I love. It's quite manly, beautifully. Did
you get it because you bought a digger or something?
Is that the connection?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, I bought a steamroller and they gave you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They threw this in.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was sweet, I'm heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I want to venture.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It's owning a matter of time before Keezy buys a
digger from his fun account, and.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Because I was going to motiviate in a truck and
now digger is the totally totally yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Hey, now listen, we have a massive shower head, so
I'm ake surely you stay tuned. We've got some of
the fellows from she had coming in heaps going on.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Radio Head there on the radio, Hold Ankie Big Show,
this glorious Tuesday afternoon. And I hope that wherever you
are in this great country of ours, it's glorious where
you are as well.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now we don't know that it is.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
We don't know. I don't want to make an assumption.
I'm just saying it's a very nice day where I
am at.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The moment, right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean I remember here, you know, grew up and
people be on the radio, you know, from wherever they
might be Auckland or Parmeslan like got beautiful day.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's like bullshit, yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
But it's never it's never a good day there, No,
you know what I mean, It's always gloomy and raining.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What if we change it? You just hope you're having
a nice day, no, like you know, like just generic no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now we're the chat is a cornerstone of the big show.
And if it's not a nice day where you are.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Tough titties.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But also let us know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
On three for eight three, I wanted to ask.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
You a question read the gym, and it's something that
I don't know if i'd call it an affliction, but
it's something that's happening a lot to me later, particularly
as I get older. Now, I was at the gym
today just pounding away. Oh yeah, with the heavy weight.
I smashing it at the moment, maogie. But anyway, I
(04:26):
have a set routine, as we all do. Nice and
I was about to go to my next exercise at
the gym when I noticed, just inadvertently that there was
a very attractive woman working out in the machine next
to me.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And that was the first time you'd noticed.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's the first time. I didn't even know she.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I didn't notice her that whole time, Causie. And she
was doing this workout right next to the machine that
I was about to use.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What was the workout?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Her workout?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Her one?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, can I just say it was working on her thighs.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
And it was a machine where you sort of open
and close and your thighs, your thighs with resistance two
said thighs.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right, and that's facing out of the machine, not facing
into the machine.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yes, facing out of the machine. So and there's a
mirror right in front of it. And I thought to myself, Okay, well,
I've got an exercise right next to this very attractive
woman and the machine next to her, but I can't
actually do it, yeah, because I was really self conscious
because there's only about three of us in the gym. Yeah,
that she thought I was going to start exercising on
(05:35):
the machine next to her while she was doing her
thigh exercises and just think that I was some.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Dirty old perve even though I'm not.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
No, my concern was that she possibly would read it
that way that old Hoidy J is a dirty old PERV.
Do you guys have the same sort of dilemma regarding
attractive people in the gym?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So just so her workout, she's facing out of the
machine straight into a mirror. Yes, you're on the machine
next to her, are you facing out as well.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Into the mirror? So yeah, eyeballing.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
And there was only like two feet between the machines, right,
and there was only one other person in the gym,
So it just felt like I was leaving the exercise
I was doing to go and do that exercise to
be a dirty old Pierce.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, yeah, Well you know my experiences. I've done things
where I'm queuing up to use a machine that a
woman is on when the identical machine is sitting next
to that same machine and it's completely unused, and I
look like a.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Sick realize you twice?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Actually did that twice in a week, And so I
do find I find everything about it down there weird,
Like you can't. I see the same people at the
gym every single day. Yes, and I've seen them for
a year and a half or more. I have not
spoken or said hello to any of them. I've created
no kind of a relationship whatsoever. In fact, I ran
into somebody. It turns out one of them who I
see over there. She works here in me, she must do.
(06:59):
I walked out the door and I saw her. I
was like, oh, good a, how are you? She completely
blanked me.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Was that because he were being pervy?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I was so she knew.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I'd seen her at the gym pretty much every day
for god knows how long. And you don't want to
say how load of people in the gym when they
were in practically nothing, and you know, and.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's against a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And then sure enough I say, she ignores me.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
God damn weird. I just because the my shirt off, great,
do you have your well you were in that sort
of towel with little rabbits as well?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know it was and I was jus but it
is weird. It's like you're in this environment and everyone
pretends what.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
About when I used to go to the gym. I
don't anymore hard to believe, but when I was like squatting,
I mean like doing squats, and I felt like people
were perving at me. Right, So I've very much had
the shoe on the other foot, So I know what
it's like. You just feel like you can't do your
exercise because.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'm looking at your butt cheeks exactly. Yeah, Well, I
just because it's becoming a problem for me, you know
what I mean. And I wonder if anyone else has
got that going on.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Well, I just want to say, Jason, is really interesting
that you have this kind of a concern that you'll
be misinterpreted in such a way when I know every
night at five o'clock we have the cleaners that going
to the toilets here, and you're sort of I don't
know what you say, I don't know what to do.
What do I do? Can I go to the toilets
like you? I think you can go to the toilet
if there's cleaners in there. But then you went in
there and you use the urinal, you didn't use a cubicle,
and there's a couple of female cleaners in there. I
just think that's completely out of line. So I find
(08:23):
it interesting you didn't care about that.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
JOm Petty and the Heartbreaker is there on the Radio
Hodarky Big Show. There's Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty
five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey, fellers, I've had an interesting development when it comes
to using the funny pukho the toilet yet, and I
just wanted to see sort of gauge how you guys
feel about it now. A year and a half ago,
maybe I discovered the massive amount of pros that comes
with if you can wake up in the middle of
the night you need to go toilet, and you're a bloke,
(09:05):
sit down when you're using the toilet, right, You don't
need to tend the lights on because you're not aiming.
You just sit down the toilet, you use it. It's quiet.
You know you're not waking up your partner by peeing
directly into the middle of I was.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Just going to clarify, are we talking midnight steamer?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yah? Okay, just weeeze okay.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And so that's like a real smart way to do
it in the middle of the night. However, more recently
I find myself more and more often, in fact, eighty
percent of the time doing sit down wheeze, right? Is
that is that weird?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Can I just say that on an issue for me,
just purely in the sense out what a very stiicato
are urine stream?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, and it's very faint.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
It can barely squeeze its way out of there.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
So what do you do?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
So I just stand and it just sort of dribbles in, right,
So you can so I don't actually have to sit
on the seat like you because you've got a powerful stream.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I know that much.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I do, Jason, And so I'm just like, without even thinking,
I walk into our bathroom at home at work and stuff.
I don't but I'll walk in and I will sit down, right,
And I was just wondering, is that something that other
people are the blokes out there doing.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Well, I'll tell you what they're going to let us know,
that's for sure. On three four eight three and with
the old talkbacks here through the iHeart Radio app, we'll
be hearing all about this. But I'm not dissimilar to you,
Kezy in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And I often sit down as well, certainly in the
middle of the night, and even even if I've had
a few beers, I might just decide to take a seat. Yeah.
And the problem I've got sort of mixed with what
you've got going over there, Hoidy, j which is the
staccato yes nature of the wheeze that sort of happened
to a man of a certain age, which comes and
goes for some reasons. Sometimes it will be there, other
(10:40):
times not. But what I find is because you don't
have that control with your with your prostate gland, thea kezi,
that's what controls your stream there, which is why you're
able to sort of, you know, douse the whole bathroom
with a powerful Well, you don't have that control when
you've got the kind of weak pelvic floor that we do, Jason.
(11:02):
So I sort of find as I let the accelerator off,
the dribble of the stream will come back between my legs,
and before you know it, it sort of created a
large pool of urine on the floor of the bathroom. Now,
as a result of that, my wife insists that I
clean it up. Yeah, Well, I told you ages ago.
I used to have that about.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I used to have a mate that used to take
an eighth of a viagra for that very reason. The
mate a mate an eighth of a viagraa just so
that he didn't we on the floor. But can I
ask Eazy, because I'm curious about the sort of sitting
down tacking under. Do you ever sort of tuck it
take under? Do you ever tuck it between your legs
(11:43):
so it's just your pubes there and steer at yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
In a mirror or anything like that to a Vanagina?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, okay, No, I just do sit down wees more often,
is all. That's all this is about, Okay, not that
weird thing. You were clearly trying to find an ally
so that like.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
A full length mirror in your room there and you
occasionally tuck it under there and go, oh look, Keys,
he's got no Willy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Lincoln Park. They're on the radio Hodarkey Big Show always.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I always say that fast because I don't know. It's
like spout Lincoln Park. Is that what it is? Lincoln Park?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You just think like a Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, but that's linking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, Lincoln Okay, yeah, Park what do you think it was?
Linking linking no, Lincoln like linking hands.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like you're taking to you're linking them with a bridge
or something.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
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Speaker 1 (12:46):
You can't start everything, you know, Jay, tell us about that.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I heard people talking out in the office there about
Big Dick Energy and how's that going, fellows?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And I went, god, what's that again?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
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Speaker 3 (13:03):
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Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah. And in fact, on Friday, we gave away.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Remember, yeah, it was a big deal.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
She absolutely nailed it in terms of the five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
She hit it down to the dollar he did.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She got all the outdoor stuff for barbies.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
And pattying and all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, there was an umbrella, there was a big dinner
set what is it called, like a sofa and cheers
as dining here, got.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
A barbie in the like a dollars, a four burner the.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
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got one more of these five thousand dollars trade tested
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Speaker 4 (13:45):
That away Mogi.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
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(14:11):
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Speaker 5 (14:18):
Don't.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Just don't listen to that last message I sent there,
Siri Jase.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Siri only responds to if you say hey Siri.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
First.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
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(14:49):
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Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah that's good man, but the hell of a deal.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
It's so good, Jason, And yeah, I just remember the
woman that won last week and she really was great
and she had.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It sorted me. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yeah, five k with the stuff. It's quite a quite
a it's a dollup of cash. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So hey, just earlier before the ads there, we were
discussing the fact that I have just developed a taste
for what a taste that sounds gross. I prefer to
sit down and do weaz now. Yeah, yeah, eighty percent
of the time. And I'm doing weeze now. I'm sitting down.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, And I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
A lot of a lot of support on three four
eight three. So if you go in the middle of
the night, you don't The reason you sit down is
because you can go back to sleep early, because you
haven't to switch your brain on to go. How do
I aim in the toilet? You know that fires your
brain up harder to get back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Can I just tell you what I do? Just in
that regard, I wear a nappy, right you were? Yeah, yeah,
so I don't have to get up at all. I
hate having disturbed sleep, so I just doing my man nappy.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Weren't you using a bid pan for a while?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I did have a bid pan, and I just had
a little tube on the old fellow there and just
just go down. My wife would pick it up in
the morning and did douche into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And that's good. Plus the thing you described by the
way of when you tuck it in behind and do
a little it's called doing a buffalo bill?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Okay, do you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No? I don't do that?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
All right? Can you do buffalo Kezy?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's not my name. Here's guns and Roses.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's end.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
The Dudes on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday
afternoon plenty coming up after five o'clock. By the way,
Maggie's got a bit of an announcement and exciting development
in his life. And I believe you're very excited to
learn about it too, Keysy, because it's something that that
you have a passion for as well.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, and it's finally something that me and Mogie can
actually bond over, which is really exciting. Plus, Jase, you
told me a story while we were playing golf the
other day to do with him in his yoga app. Yes,
which is just this has happened before. Is a classic
situation involving Hoody Jay. It is spending a lot of money,
it is.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It is a classic situation. All that After five.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The Whold King Big Show with Mike and Zy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope your Tuesday is
going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by two Get it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's better, keasy, a bit more manly?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Is that what's important to you? Is it?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Totally?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It is? Man, it's so toxic, Chase Man.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
No, Actually, to be fair, you are wearing your Caterpillar
T shirt today.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's true, man, that is pretty manly.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Man. Well, it's you know, it's not catman. See that
makes it sound like wearing catman. Do this is a
caterpillar ship? Yeah, yeah, a bulldozer ship.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Man, I can see you on a sandpit.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
With stuff with a little Tonka You have.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
A little Tonka tour with your caterpillar camo sort of.
I can't even be bothered.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, two billboards are out and about again. Keep for them.
If you're a if you're in a horor of a moon,
look up you see it. Two billboard make you laugh,
because to be honest, in this day and age, we
can all use it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That's so true. Man, chuckle you changed up laugh with chuckle.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I thought I just added little bit.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
It's going to be fuming about that now listen.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
And just on that front, by the way, if you've
got any ideas where two billboard text us on three
four eight three, we'll run it up the flag.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Pole and send it to me.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And we brought this back again, and just see.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
What they say, because I mean, they are genuinely looking
for great ideas for two billboards. And I'll tell you
what I've seen a couple and they they're kind of
pushing the line there.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
We're talking about it yesterday I haven't seen any.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I've seen one on a cat. I was the one
about the lollies and men.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Toe in the line. So if someone has a good idea,
they'll send it to us three four eight three, yes,
get themselves in the drawer for a two prize pack. Ah,
and then you, Jason, will send it to return management.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, and then they'll run it up the flag pole
at their board meeting.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Right, So the board has to have this a on
the right that seems like something just the marketing department
will do.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
The marketing department will be there, but they're not the
ones that make the call board.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, totally, you know so much.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I know mate, it's just my years of experience in
the world gazy all forty three of them.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, anything you want to know, young Feller, you come
and have a little chip chapter. What's the name of
the song ACDC Now that's the Arks.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Big Show podcast the.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Black Keys there on the radio, Hoole Darky Big Show.
At the time is eleven minutes past five o'clock. Eyes
to the front, keasy.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I reckon man, you're talking about hey fellas, I got
yea a little bit of news here. But it's not
breaking news the breaking news, no, andah bugger, it's actually
you Keysy. You've inspired me. Man, Oh wow, you know
because I don't know if you know this, but I
secretly admire you. I'm your secret admirer, Mike to the front, Chase, Mike,
(20:02):
you have.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
To be secret man. Why can't you just admire me
the way I admire you?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I don't know. But anyway, even since you got your
new motorbike, I just thought, man, you are a goddamn
stad And I thought, I don't know what the comb
the front both of you. I don't know what it is.
Whether it's the combination of the combination of the mustache
and the motorbike. Could be that combination or the combination
(20:30):
of the mustache, the motorbike and your caterpillar top.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
We just need to put this top to be in
can I can I just button here?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
You know what it was for me, mate, What was
it for you?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Man?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Is when he walked in with his caterpillar shd on
and his really cool new helmet.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yes you know, with the visor up? Yeah thanks, yeah, yeah,
poking out the front jays.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
So anyway, I thought to myself, maybe it's for all
Mogi to get himself. We're talking about I've already got
a hog, but maybe get a motorbike version of my
So I've got one. I went out and got myself one,
and I bloody through with it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Man, it is a.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Wagon hog form.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Did you did you go like sports bike? Did you
go like a Harley? Did you go classic?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I'm sort of just going just what's cool on the
streets at the moment these these days, Keys, And it's
a zick. Yeah, man, it was. I came to work
for the first time today riding at the Indy. The
wind and you hear man, the wind in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, well you should get some goggles or glasses. But
like a Suzuki's I've never heard of it, Yamaha.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's a new brand. It's a new brand, and it's
an oh wow, pretty sick. That's pretty sick. Actually, you
and I go out for a ride, keysy, Yeah, I'll
think you're man enough.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, I mean, I've got a caterpillar shirt on mogie,
so I think that does it speaks for itself.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Your bike and go like sixty k tops bekesy mine, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, there it goes about one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, that's old though I probably won't go that fast anymore.
That's all right, man from nineteen seventy one. He's his
brand news. It has been fast.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You don't want to car you don't want to buke
like that anyway, kezy in this day and age, why
would you need something goes one hundred miles out? It's
just dangerous, you know, no than sort of you know,
breaking the law sort of. To me, it's a sign
of toss, a toxic masculinity. I would say, cool, you
don't want to be sort of getting around making a
(22:45):
tool of yourself like that. Yeah, so my one's electric,
good man, it is, Man, I never have to go
to the gas station.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
How good.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I can just get a normal plug. I can actually
be using the same plug that I've been using to
charge my phone. I can use to charge my plug.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Your hog into the old USB there. Sorry, is this
does it have pedals? Pedals like pedal power?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's only in case of an emergency. But I just
used that to rest my feet on, so it's an Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You've got an e B.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Have you not seen it?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's just sitting out there in the Yeah. Yeah, I
walked in today and actually saw it.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Went mean, yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
The only thing that's sort of as you're driving along,
as you're riding along on your hog there sort of
top speeding into that. It's sort of like the zombie
movie where there's just heaps of heaps of woman chasing
after you down the street because it's so sixy.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Man, But once you sort of worked that out, you're good.
So fast?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Can I ask Mikey you're going to get your your
old leathers back on there? Mate?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I remember when when I used to from the here
he scrapes the gang there and you and your leathers,
especially the way you're looking at the moment.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, I guess I could, couldn't I?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, I definitely definitely tight.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, we should go for right anyway, keysing Jace,
you'll be with me as well, of course, right, and
Jase's gonna ride Birch on an e bike with you
and leathers. I might just leave you guys, turt if
that's all good now, okay, with you following up on
the rear the dust with your helmet on and your
caterpillar long.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Sleeve shirt and your elbow pads.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So Mike bought an e bike that's not the same
as my It's no, it's a hog here man, Yeah,
yours is a guest guzzler, Kizy.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
It's Queen the Hdiarchy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Kesey indeed audio slave there on the radio, holdnkey, Big
show this Tuesday evening and very exciting news for all
the Big Show fans out there. The Big Show Fellas
is on the road again. And I tell you what
it's felt like ages since we've been on the road.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Does it feel that way to you?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It does, because it felt like we were never at home. Yes,
for a while there it felt like we're a sort
of touring more than g and ah. We've had a
bit of a break and ready to get out there
and headed again, am I right?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, man, totally.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
The good thing is about the next destination, as we're
going back to where it all began, Shining Peak Brewing.
It's the first place we ever did a live show,
and after doing it, we were, oh, yeah, that's pretty good.
We should do this more often. Totally, right, So I'm
looking forward to that. It's going to be happening Thursday,
the twenty first of November. That is not this Thursday, Felers, Oh,
that's next Thursday.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And I remember about that place, Great Squid.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
They had good squid and actually Jas orders the squid
wherever we go. Yeah, so if we go somewhere that's
got bad squid, knock out. Yeah, get your squid sworded
your squid. Of course, we are there to celebrate the
fact that the tatoo and art festivals happening in New
Plymouth on the Saturday and the Sunday, the twenty third
and twenty fourth of November. And as a bit of
a way to drum up some excitement for that, the
(25:58):
Great New Zealanders at Brothers Inc. They're going to be
at Shining Peak Brewing and they're going to be giving
away tattoos. So if you want backbone or mad waff,
not my wife for saying my waffe, or good eating,
you know, these are your options.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
You get us.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'll tell you what actually, Keys, you make a very
good point. That's where it all began for us in
terms of you know, being on the road. So we're
going to have the same in Sea guy that was
there the last time, because he was fantastic. I was
that guy, the one that called me a short ass.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, we're going to revisit all your old points because
you sort of know Taranaki new Plumber certainly like the
back of your hand. Kis. I remember you taking me
and Jayslong to that six shop.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Oh that's right too.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, are you guys referring to the two years plus
old social content of me walking into a message parlor
and a six shot and you guys just giggling in
the background.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
And also, of course, Maggie, that's where we had our
great motel sort of scenario and you heard old horny
Jay doing weeze and poos.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
We got a motel room, well poos and wheezers to
call it. Yeah, that's right. I was sleep underneath the
stairs at that joint. I thought, God, how fancy is radio?
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It was his first ever on the road show. But
you were under the stairs and your head that was
on your pillow was up against the wall where the
toilet was. Yes, that's right, Hoidy j down the stairs
wakes you up with that because they and there does
really loud, staccato wheeze. That's right, So hopefully we can
recreate all that I think. So we want you guys
to be there, so we'll be at Shining Peak Brewery,
New Plumber Thursday, the twenty first of November. Get along,
(27:29):
get yourself a tattoo and if not, get yourself a
backbone shirt as well.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Beautiful the Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Queens.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Of the Stone Age.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Jace Ja, Jace, Jace, you get different, man, you look different? Yeah,
thanks only kidding. You kind of look the same, thanks man, But.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
There's something missing off your face and it was something
that the entirety of New Zealand voted for you to do,
not once, but twice. You've shaved your mustache off. You
were supposed to be doing November, which is a.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
It's a charity, keezy and people raise money for men's health.
So you know, it's pretty it's it's a serious cause.
It's not to be not to be taken lightly.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But here we are.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
We find ourselves on the ye. What's the date today?
The yeah, twelf not even halfway through an old hoody
j not that you had much of a mustache there
in the first but whatever it was gone, was there,
is now gone. Defend yourself, man, fellows, Can I just
say it's a disgrace, a disgrace man, not human.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
First and foremost, don't talk to me about shitty mustache
is kezy?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
My mustache is cool, all right, hey, magi?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, and you know you know how your wife feels
about your mustache.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Make it stinks, that's her words.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Now, look, first and foremost, my wife won't even look
me in the face anymore with my mistake.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
That's too bad, part of the deal.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
But in all seriousness, the reason I shaved it off
is because it's a comedy mustache and I've got a
funeral to go to, and I I simply could not
have a comedy mustache because I don't mean it to.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Be a comedy mustache.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're giving it, You're all.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It just is a comedy mustache. And can I also
make the point.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
That because the ends of my mustache are quite blonde,
I have a Hitler kind of vibe to it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Where you do.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I wanted to mention that where the dark hair of
my of my sort of inner mustache is above my
upper lip there and the edges are very blonde, and
so I had and I've got a Hitler esque Yes,
haircut is similar towards the world and your views towards minorities.
It's it's really now, I'm starting to get it. So
(30:03):
I've felt, I felt it was important that I addressed
those issues, and I could no longer.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I want to be clear here. I don't mind being humiliated.
We all know that about me. I mean, if I
look like a.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Dufus, you know that's good for rating.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
But I don't want to send out a terrible message
that I'm a horrendous racist.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah right, and you know.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And so therefore, Fellows, I made the difficult decision today,
well to remove that bastard from my face.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I get I get that, and I'm totally worth you.
I get you. The funeral absolutely, but when the.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Next week another way, this is what I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You want me to go up until the winter, So
the funeral be next week when you are back in
New Zealand again. You have to start again because it's
still my member. Sure, because I'll do that, because there's
no doubt that you will continue with your you know,
sort of racist thoughts and stuff. So yeah, right out
(31:15):
of gas on that?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, ye, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Enough, thanks mate, But you got to bring it back.
I will bon Jovi.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Is this bon Jovi?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It is bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Welcome back your mess of backbones. I hope your Tuesday
is going along very nicely. You're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Tilly.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Get it up, get it on, you got it in your.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
The podcast I'll try today, which is how warm up
to the show and we record it and then send
it out into the ether for you to listen.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's right, that's not how podcasts work.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
How podcasts work.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, podcasts don't work that way, keasy, But podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I just feel like sometimes you use phrases like send
it into the ether or run it up the flagpole.
It's just a way to cover that you don't actually know.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Isn't it just as good as anything else you could say?
Thank you? I love it.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
It's accurate. Ah, Now, what's the one we're gonna be?
What's the clip today then that podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh so today's clipper is called Mistake. This is referring
to the podcast out, which is bonus content we do
every day comes out. It's seven thirty Just search Hodaki
wherever you get your podcast from.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
And fearness a keasy. I you know, if I happen,
I can hide it for a little while. I will
just to let it sort of.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's the sort of thing diffuse a little.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Bit, and then I'll choose my moment genuinely when I'm
making love to say no, no, darling.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Actually, son of a bitch pack there's pure filthy.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I'm going to get him, man, you said it. I'm
gonna get him so bad.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But the thing is, Jase, my wife will hear that
you're the one that's acting out making love.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well, I wasn't. I got a bit of coconut chocolates stuck.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
In my throat.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Bullshit.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's the podcast our chots every out every single day
at seven thirty pm, along with the highlights package of
the show. It's so good and old Punkstan just sort
of sends it out into the ether. That's great. Hay
up next, what's for tea?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
He's in with me?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Keyzy, it's gonna be a really good new Polish edition
of this segment that send through what you're having for
tea on three four eight three, Include your name and
you can win a twe price pack.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Hiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Radio Jimmy World appropriately because now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh you hey, guys. Text here from Steve what's for
Tea News Zealand with me Ki. That's right, What's for
teen New Zealand? Brand new version where it's slick and
it's precise and it's not just us babbling on about nothing.
All right, fellas, it's going to work. People of texture
(34:14):
on three four eight three, what they're having for dinner.
I'm gonna say what they're having. I'm not gonna say
their names.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Oh no, No, we're doing the names for the dinner.
I'm doing it for the name.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We'll do the names, but I don't want to do
the thing where it's oh James James Bond.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If you wanted this to be more efficient, you probably
sort of sorted that out before we got.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Into this conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
But I did it because it's already turning into a shambles, gise.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I feel like Jason, you're the one taking it off
top of it.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Well, no, but you know, we were always going to
mention the names because that was the whole point of it.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
And you can't sort of change the whole format of
a segment without discussion. They should have been discussed off here.
I thought it was going to be the same thing,
except not such as shambles, And yet here we are.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It's all very well. Sitting in your own head there Keasy,
going God, this is going to be good without communicating
your ideas to the foulers.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's just that it's what's for Team's there with me? Keasy? Yeah,
it's a segment where I read you stuff that you've
never heard before texts, So I was like, surely I can.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
We might change a little bit of as well. We
don't react to anything that you say, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
That's not cool, that's just me listing of texts.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, no, you just said, it's what's with me Keys.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It doesn't seem right that we get involved in your sigma.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
That's not what I'm saying. I want you guys to
be a part of it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
If you want to own it, then you are It's
not about.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Me having a big ego. I wanted to own the segment.
It's just like I wanted to spruce it up and
I just wanted to have a crack you.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Funny thing is we could have been finished by yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Well no, okay, okay, here we go. Actually, you know
what I'm to do. I want to start it again
right first? Can you just throw to it again? Oh
you hey, guys text here from Steve? What's for teal
with me? Ki me?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
I mean, just before you start? Actually keasy. I'm thinking
if you're wanting a new sort of field, it maybe change.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's I love this thing, Pugs, mate. He did a
really great job.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
No one's denying that, but I know he could do
it again and give it a real fresh, vibrant sort
of a feeling. I agree, But it's not the sting
that's the issue. I feel like it's the way people
will know that it's news.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
What's this?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
There's no way this could be you know, what's for
dinner in New Zealand with old Keyesy. Well, if we're
going to do that, surely would change up what's on
Telly with my But I'm not changing. He's perfect it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Okay, it's nailed.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
We're only changing this one or you're only wanting to
change this one because it's simply not working anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It's not that it's not working. It always works, but
you know, just it's not like it's not broke, don't
fix it type situation. I want it to be good,
you know what I mean? I want to be like
I want to win a radio award.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh good, Las sure, okay for the sigma right here
we go.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Well, look to be honest with you, we've been going
a bit long here, Kesey. Maybe try it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Can I just read one?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
God?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Just one good?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
A fella's homemade chicken?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Who's that from? Who's that from?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
A fellas?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Harry?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
My god?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Harry hoo DENI.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yes it's Harry Who It's Harry who? Who's making a
homemade Teryachy checking?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Don Burry? Really? This segment still got it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Kisy Penny Wise There on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Let's talk television. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah, it's quite good. There can eat up about a minute,
can it?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, it depends how many daries I've had.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Slow Horses. I watched Slow Horses again. Good, it's great,
love it. It's on Apple TV. There's four seasons that
stars Gary Oldman and it's a British spy drama.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Good stuff, mating. I've got the same next week.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
I'm sorry. I just or a trailer today, I should say.
And it's about it's called is it called Landman or
something like that. Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, nice, John Hamm Yes, Demymore.
It's a series and it's about the Texas oil fields
(38:21):
and Billy Bob Thornton is a bit of a mister
fix it feller for the oil companies and it's all
intrigue and drama and all that sort of thing. And
I think it's from the same guy Tyler Sheridan, Taylor
Sheridan who created Yellowstone and all that sort of stuff.
So so November seventeenth, that comes out somewhere or other,
I'll be watching that. I'm a huge Billy Bob fan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You bad center huge.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
He's a great actor. On what it said Paramount Plus,
I imagine down here would like to get on on.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, love Candy on.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
I've got a situation in my house at the moment
where every now and then, I don't know if you
guys find this. I don't have Sky movies, but every
now and then they play the movies, and.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know whether they channel starts working.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, the channels. Wow.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Every month, I'll just stop on a movie channel on
sea because sometimes they actually do play. So I ended
up watching Lethal Weapon too, any Glover.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Mel Gibson.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
I love Mel Gibson so but I've got to say
they're so stupid, you know, massive explosions, just massively over
the top.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
South African one, yes, African.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
But I I pursed myself laughing because there was a
scene at the very end with Danny Glover with the
South African Baddy the moogi and Danny Glover's got his
gun on him and the South African Baddy goes, but
I have diplomatic community. Danny Glover blows his head up
(39:55):
and goes, your immunity was just that is so ridiculous
nineties action film.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I saw an interview with Mel Gibson no more than
two days ago, and he is directing another Lethal Weapon.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, God, he's good. That I love mel Gibson.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Yeah, he is great. I mean some few issues here,
but yeah, for sure there is.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I need a recommendation from you fellers for this weekend.
A movie to watch that is like the one I
watched about the Olympic bomber, Richard Jewels, Richard Jills, If
you guys get any recommendations from a movie similar to
that based on a true story?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Ish, you know, why does that have to be like that?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Because Louis loved it and loves it based on a
true story type movie, right, and we had never even
heard of that movie, right, and it was brilliant.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Why don't you just go through all of Clin Eastwood
films because he makes one pretty much every single year
and they're all pretty much exactly the same as that.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I can see directed that.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
The Exorcist, Yes, that is based on WoT yeah yeah yeah,
and it's it's like, I'm not a light drama because
my wife hates, like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Tell you your wife will love this one.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Rosemary's Baby, Rosemary's Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, it's pretty cute.
Oh wow, okay, like a little baby flick yeah yeah
kind of yeah, okay, yeah, oh thanks for that fellasn't
you wouldn't steer me wrong?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
It shore is this def livered mat.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
The whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kezy.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Pool jam there on the radio. Holdankey big show this Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I heard them play that one, Jace, did you get down?
On Friday night?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
They didn't go off?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Elderly woman behind shop counter in a small town? What
a great title for a song, isn't it great? Isn't
it really really great? Off?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Speaking of great? Yeah, have you guys heard of the
Black Clash?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
It rings a bell because January eighteenth next year at
the beautiful Hagley Oval, they're going to be doing it again.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Have you can we just park that for a sick
You know what? I love tramsh like trams, that old
fashioned transport that they have done in christ Church. Yeah,
did you know that as part of this Black Clash
competition we're about to talk about, you get to go
for a free ride on a tram.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
You're joking, yeah, because it normally costs about a dollar fifty. Yeah,
so that's that's a good saving. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
So as part of this Black Class I got a
gold card, so it's like a dollar.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I got thy free. Yeah yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So you could go along as well if you would
like a free ride on the tram and christ Church
And as a little side bonus, sit with myself and
Margie in a hot spring spa sideline at the Black
Clash on the eighteenth of January and get free flights
in accommodation for you and a mate. Then here to
hold you dot co dot inz. Get yourself from the
drawer there. We'll be drawing it a little later on
in the year. Tickets are almost sold out, folks, get it. Jase,
(42:51):
Sorry Fellers, I just feel like you didn't do anything
to try and sort of cover that cough.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Wow, you know that was rude. I'm just looking up
the cost of this tram. Oh yeah, down there in
christ Church forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is it forty dollars?
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Can you believe that's still so cheap? The tram there
and here that the christ trams offer a unique experience
combining in history which is the old tram, by the
fact that it's old old Yeah, and sight scene on
board on of the city's best love attractions. I think
they mean one yeah plus kids ride free can I
(43:32):
also just say on that front, and a lot of
people may not know this. They have different types of
trams for different occasions. Oh really, there's even a swingers tram.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Oh wow, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
They come out that that goes from midnight till three am.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, So if you're interested in swinging on a tram,
on a tram, get into it.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
So hodaki dot coto and zi, get yourself in the drawer.
You to make can be flying down there. Yes, go
to the Black Clash. You know you're sitting that's in
a hot time, blah blah blah. You will get a
free ride on a tram that is potentially worth forty bucks. Wow.
Do you know what's interesting is when I was in Portugal,
right is a man? There's an iconic tram there that
has been operating forever one hundred years. It was two
dollars to get onto.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, and that's like a proper you know, yes, has
got anything on the christ Church tram ah nna.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
But can I make the point too, that was two
dollars euro, which is about eighty five dollars news, two
dollars euro.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
It was the euro.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hold actually big shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Whether you go your Maion Barsards, that's your Tuesday show,
done and dusted, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Your plans for the night, please.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm going to go and see a movie that's tomorrow,
Gladiated Two Keys. Are you coming, man?
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I'm not, okay, actually going to take my wife to that?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
When? Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Is it so you're going to the premiere tonight. I'm
kind of a screening. Yeah, but it'll maybe start swing.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
It opens on Vember fourteen?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, yeah, great, Yeah, I was supposed to go to that,
but we've got a change of plans, so now I'm
not going. But Pugs are not going to head it up.
Maybe this weekend, maybe next time we get a chance,
all right, because Pugs is going to go to that
as well, So now you can't go either. Pegs, Yeah, down, yeah,
everybody down there? Do you want my tickets?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Are you comfortable doing that? After the move Pugs made
on you when you went around to his play or
he came around to yours?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You still why do you think I've postponed it?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
So you go? You're going to.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Play along?
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Good there's the.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Reason why I've postponed it because fall through that again.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too full long.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
What are you doing tonight, Jas, I'm just chilling out actually, thanks,
probably watch a bit of mist in between.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
What about you? Though, cusy because you just said you
hear something come up, but you went very specific.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
All of my friends are going along to a quick
night which another one of our best friends is hosting. Right,
and found out it was the same night. Oh yeah,
and it was just like, oh, we can go see
Gladiator too, whenever, right, and so I want to go
see my mate do a quiz.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Okay, yeah, get on you mate.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Thanks Fellas, Hey you listen. Thanks for taking the time
to listen to the show. Make sure you check out
the podcast. Also check out our Instagram account. Till tomorrow,
See you later.
The Big Show on hold.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Cheers Tooey from bringing back to Lass and the world gone.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, the.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Biggest showing is our biggest shot, biggest, biggest speak show.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
Just nice and.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Give out your mad bars.
Speaker 5 (00:19):
It's great to have your company this Tuesday afternoon, the
twelfth of November twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
And you my friends, and listen to the big show.
But to you by toy.
Speaker 5 (00:31):
And seriously, man, I didn't think it was possible, but
you just get hotter every time I see your Mogi.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And you know a lot of people sort of they
go to work and they go, oh, this sucks. I've
got to get a word. I hate work.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
I don't.
Speaker 5 (00:49):
I'm driving to my car going what's old Mogie going
to be wearing today?
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Either his black T shirt or his white T shirt?
Eagle or I'm happy? How are you a stallion?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
I'm pretty grassy your mad dog six son of a
d And had a pretty interesting chat with my will.
I had some friends over on the weekend, my wife
and I and my wife threw out to the new crowd,
what do we think about Mogie's mustache? She doesn't call
me that? And I had a few more namesayers in
the group, Can I say that? A few more people
said no, and then my wife started explaining why she
(01:19):
didn't like it, And she said, why is he ruining
that he's so handsome and yet now he's gone this mustache?
I said, sorry what? I said?
Speaker 3 (01:27):
Sorry?
Speaker 2 (01:27):
What?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:28):
She said so, I said, I've never heard you say
that before. Now we're talking, but I'm not shaving it off. Yeah, yeah, dreaming.
Speaker 5 (01:35):
I feel like there's a conspiracy going on. I feel
I mean, she's had.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
A little word in the air of her mates before
they came out.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
Can I say they're just jealous?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Sure? Man?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Thanks?
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Who do you Reckon calls you handsome? More your wife
or whidy Jay?
Speaker 4 (01:49):
Jason never calls me handsome either. It's pretty close there.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Yeah, he just calls me hot.
Speaker 5 (01:54):
Speaking of handsome, my wife often says that to me,
and I know she's lying.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I thought I thought you were going to have a
segue across to me.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I know you did. I'll tell you what that is.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
What just says, I'm just.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Saying that is I love that T shirt on you?
What's that the cat camo T shirt? Is it a
long sleep?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
It's long sleep? It's a caterpillar Yeah, it.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
Is rock and roll and it fits you so well.
I can't even see your patties from from behind the ship.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Well that's the idea of the shirt was to cover
the meat patty nips. It's caterpillar like the bull, the
bulldozers and that diggers.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Yeah, that's what I love. It's quite manly, beautifully. Did
you get it because you bought a digger or something?
Is that the connection?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, I bought a steamroller and they gave you.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
They threw this in.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was sweet, I'm heavy.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
I want to venture.
Speaker 5 (02:48):
It's owning a matter of time before Keezy buys a
digger from his fun account, and.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Because I was going to motiviate in a truck and
now digger is the totally totally yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
Hey, now listen, we have a massive shower head, so
I'm ake surely you stay tuned. We've got some of
the fellows from she had coming in heaps going on.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
The whole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
Radio Head there on the radio, Hold Ankie Big Show,
this glorious Tuesday afternoon. And I hope that wherever you
are in this great country of ours, it's glorious where
you are as well.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Now we don't know that it is.
Speaker 5 (03:27):
We don't know. I don't want to make an assumption.
I'm just saying it's a very nice day where I
am at.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The moment, right.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
I mean I remember here, you know, grew up and
people be on the radio, you know, from wherever they
might be Auckland or Parmeslan like got beautiful day.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
It's like bullshit, yeah, man.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
But it's never it's never a good day there, No,
you know what I mean, It's always gloomy and raining.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
What if we change it? You just hope you're having
a nice day, no, like you know, like just generic no.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Now we're the chat is a cornerstone of the big show.
And if it's not a nice day where you are.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Tough titties.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
But also let us know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
On three for eight three, I wanted to ask.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
You a question read the gym, and it's something that
I don't know if i'd call it an affliction, but
it's something that's happening a lot to me later, particularly
as I get older. Now, I was at the gym
today just pounding away. Oh yeah, with the heavy weight.
I smashing it at the moment, maogie. But anyway, I
(04:26):
have a set routine, as we all do. Nice and
I was about to go to my next exercise at
the gym when I noticed, just inadvertently that there was
a very attractive woman working out in the machine next
to me.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
And that was the first time you'd noticed.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
It's the first time. I didn't even know she.
Speaker 5 (04:47):
I didn't notice her that whole time, Causie. And she
was doing this workout right next to the machine that
I was about to use.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
What was the workout?
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Her workout?
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Her one?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Yeah, can I just say it was working on her thighs.
Speaker 5 (05:04):
And it was a machine where you sort of open
and close and your thighs, your thighs with resistance two
said thighs.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Right, and that's facing out of the machine, not facing
into the machine.
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Yes, facing out of the machine. So and there's a
mirror right in front of it. And I thought to myself, Okay, well,
I've got an exercise right next to this very attractive
woman and the machine next to her, but I can't
actually do it, yeah, because I was really self conscious
because there's only about three of us in the gym. Yeah,
that she thought I was going to start exercising on
(05:35):
the machine next to her while she was doing her
thigh exercises and just think that I was some.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Dirty old perve even though I'm not.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
No, my concern was that she possibly would read it
that way that old Hoidy J is a dirty old PERV.
Do you guys have the same sort of dilemma regarding
attractive people in the gym?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
So just so her workout, she's facing out of the
machine straight into a mirror. Yes, you're on the machine
next to her, are you facing out as well.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Into the mirror? So yeah, eyeballing.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
And there was only like two feet between the machines, right,
and there was only one other person in the gym,
So it just felt like I was leaving the exercise
I was doing to go and do that exercise to
be a dirty old Pierce.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Okay, yeah, Well you know my experiences. I've done things
where I'm queuing up to use a machine that a
woman is on when the identical machine is sitting next
to that same machine and it's completely unused, and I
look like a.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Sick realize you twice?
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Actually did that twice in a week, And so I
do find I find everything about it down there weird,
Like you can't. I see the same people at the
gym every single day. Yes, and I've seen them for
a year and a half or more. I have not
spoken or said hello to any of them. I've created
no kind of a relationship whatsoever. In fact, I ran
into somebody. It turns out one of them who I
see over there. She works here in me, she must do.
(06:59):
I walked out the door and I saw her. I
was like, oh, good a, how are you? She completely
blanked me.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
Was that because he were being pervy?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
No?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I was so she knew.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
I'd seen her at the gym pretty much every day
for god knows how long. And you don't want to
say how load of people in the gym when they
were in practically nothing, and you know, and.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
It's against a bit weird.
Speaker 4 (07:18):
And then sure enough I say, she ignores me.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
God damn weird. I just because the my shirt off, great,
do you have your well you were in that sort
of towel with little rabbits as well?
Speaker 4 (07:30):
You know it was and I was jus but it
is weird. It's like you're in this environment and everyone
pretends what.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
About when I used to go to the gym. I
don't anymore hard to believe, but when I was like squatting,
I mean like doing squats, and I felt like people
were perving at me. Right, So I've very much had
the shoe on the other foot, So I know what
it's like. You just feel like you can't do your
exercise because.
Speaker 5 (07:52):
I'm looking at your butt cheeks exactly. Yeah, Well, I
just because it's becoming a problem for me, you know
what I mean. And I wonder if anyone else has
got that going on.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
Well, I just want to say, Jason, is really interesting
that you have this kind of a concern that you'll
be misinterpreted in such a way when I know every
night at five o'clock we have the cleaners that going
to the toilets here, and you're sort of I don't
know what you say, I don't know what to do.
What do I do? Can I go to the toilets
like you? I think you can go to the toilet
if there's cleaners in there. But then you went in
there and you use the urinal, you didn't use a cubicle,
and there's a couple of female cleaners in there. I
just think that's completely out of line. So I find
(08:23):
it interesting you didn't care about that.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Yeah, the Whole Archy Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarky.
Speaker 5 (08:34):
JOm Petty and the Heartbreaker is there on the Radio
Hodarky Big Show. There's Tuesday afternoon. The time is twenty
five minutes past four o'clock.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Hey, fellers, I've had an interesting development when it comes
to using the funny pukho the toilet yet, and I
just wanted to see sort of gauge how you guys
feel about it now. A year and a half ago,
maybe I discovered the massive amount of pros that comes
with if you can wake up in the middle of
the night you need to go toilet, and you're a bloke,
(09:05):
sit down when you're using the toilet, right, You don't
need to tend the lights on because you're not aiming.
You just sit down the toilet, you use it. It's quiet.
You know you're not waking up your partner by peeing
directly into the middle of I was.
Speaker 5 (09:15):
Just going to clarify, are we talking midnight steamer?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yah? Okay, just weeeze okay.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
And so that's like a real smart way to do
it in the middle of the night. However, more recently
I find myself more and more often, in fact, eighty
percent of the time doing sit down wheeze, right? Is
that is that weird?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Can I just say that on an issue for me,
just purely in the sense out what a very stiicato
are urine stream?
Speaker 3 (09:41):
Yeah, and it's very faint.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
It can barely squeeze its way out of there.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
So what do you do?
Speaker 5 (09:46):
So I just stand and it just sort of dribbles in, right,
So you can so I don't actually have to sit
on the seat like you because you've got a powerful stream.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I know that much.
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I do.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I do, Jason, And so I'm just like, without even thinking,
I walk into our bathroom at home at work and stuff.
I don't but I'll walk in and I will sit down, right,
And I was just wondering, is that something that other
people are the blokes out there doing.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Well, I'll tell you what they're going to let us know,
that's for sure. On three four eight three and with
the old talkbacks here through the iHeart Radio app, we'll
be hearing all about this. But I'm not dissimilar to you,
Kezy in a lot of ways.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (10:20):
And I often sit down as well, certainly in the
middle of the night, and even even if I've had
a few beers, I might just decide to take a seat. Yeah.
And the problem I've got sort of mixed with what
you've got going over there, Hoidy, j which is the
staccato yes nature of the wheeze that sort of happened
to a man of a certain age, which comes and
goes for some reasons. Sometimes it will be there, other
(10:40):
times not. But what I find is because you don't
have that control with your with your prostate gland, thea kezi,
that's what controls your stream there, which is why you're
able to sort of, you know, douse the whole bathroom
with a powerful Well, you don't have that control when
you've got the kind of weak pelvic floor that we do, Jason.
(11:02):
So I sort of find as I let the accelerator off,
the dribble of the stream will come back between my legs,
and before you know it, it sort of created a
large pool of urine on the floor of the bathroom. Now,
as a result of that, my wife insists that I
clean it up. Yeah, Well, I told you ages ago.
I used to have that about.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
I used to have a mate that used to take
an eighth of a viagra for that very reason. The
mate a mate an eighth of a viagraa just so
that he didn't we on the floor. But can I
ask Eazy, because I'm curious about the sort of sitting
down tacking under. Do you ever sort of tuck it
take under? Do you ever tuck it between your legs
(11:43):
so it's just your pubes there and steer at yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
In a mirror or anything like that to a Vanagina?
Speaker 3 (11:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (11:50):
No, okay, No, I just do sit down wees more often,
is all. That's all this is about, Okay, not that
weird thing. You were clearly trying to find an ally
so that like.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
A full length mirror in your room there and you
occasionally tuck it under there and go, oh look, Keys,
he's got no Willy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 5 (12:10):
Lincoln Park. They're on the radio Hodarkey Big Show always.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
No.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
I always say that fast because I don't know. It's
like spout Lincoln Park. Is that what it is? Lincoln Park?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
You just think like a Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, but that's linking.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Abraham Lincoln.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, Lincoln Okay, yeah, Park what do you think it was?
Linking linking no, Lincoln like linking hands.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Like you're taking to you're linking them with a bridge
or something.
Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah exactly. Now listen, if you guys
heard of Big Dick Energy.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
You can't start everything, you know, Jay, tell us about that.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
Man.
Speaker 5 (12:52):
I heard people talking out in the office there about
Big Dick Energy and how's that going, fellows?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
And I went, god, what's that again?
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Oh see, obviously referring to who I made said trade
tested dokkoto inzid.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Yeah. And in fact, on Friday, we gave away.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
Remember, yeah, it was a big deal.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
She absolutely nailed it in terms of the five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:17):
She hit it down to the dollar he did.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
She got all the outdoor stuff for barbies.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
And pattying and all that sort of carry on.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Yeah, there was an umbrella, there was a big dinner
set what is it called, like a sofa and cheers
as dining here, got.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
A barbie in the like a dollars, a four burner the.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh barbecue, yeah, barbeque. So if you are King, we've
got one more of these five thousand dollars trade tested
dark cooto in zid just to give away. You have
to hit along too.
Speaker 4 (13:45):
That away Mogi.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Friday as well as I was getting to stuff. But
the first thing you need to do right, go to
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you could be getting all the stuff you put on
that shopping list. Wow, which is bloody amazing. So the
(14:11):
next one, the next one is this coming Friday. They
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in zi.
Speaker 5 (14:18):
Don't.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Just don't listen to that last message I sent there,
Siri Jase.
Speaker 1 (14:24):
Siri only responds to if you say hey Siri.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
First.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Also, you've got a Huawei So is that what I'm
doing wrong? Yeah, one hundred percent. So if you are
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to get your backyard and shape for summer. So head
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the meantime, share us a pic of your deck a
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(14:49):
Huducky Big Show, and we are giving away daily spot
prize of one hundred dollars ouches.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
Yeah that's good man, but the hell of a deal.
Speaker 5 (14:54):
It's so good, Jason, And yeah, I just remember the
woman that won last week and she really was great
and she had.
Speaker 3 (15:00):
It sorted me. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Yeah, five k with the stuff. It's quite a quite
a it's a dollup of cash. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
So hey, just earlier before the ads there, we were
discussing the fact that I have just developed a taste
for what a taste that sounds gross. I prefer to
sit down and do weaz now. Yeah, yeah, eighty percent
of the time. And I'm doing weeze now. I'm sitting down.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
Yeah, And I'm a dude.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
A lot of a lot of support on three four
eight three. So if you go in the middle of
the night, you don't The reason you sit down is
because you can go back to sleep early, because you
haven't to switch your brain on to go. How do
I aim in the toilet? You know that fires your
brain up harder to get back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Can I just tell you what I do? Just in
that regard, I wear a nappy, right you were? Yeah, yeah,
so I don't have to get up at all. I
hate having disturbed sleep, so I just doing my man nappy.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Weren't you using a bid pan for a while?
Speaker 5 (15:49):
I did have a bid pan, and I just had
a little tube on the old fellow there and just
just go down. My wife would pick it up in
the morning and did douche into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And that's good. Plus the thing you described by the
way of when you tuck it in behind and do
a little it's called doing a buffalo bill?
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Okay, do you do that?
Speaker 1 (16:15):
No? I don't do that?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
All right? Can you do buffalo Kezy?
Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's not my name. Here's guns and Roses.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
That's end.
Speaker 2 (16:22):
This The Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
The Dudes on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this Tuesday
afternoon plenty coming up after five o'clock. By the way,
Maggie's got a bit of an announcement and exciting development
in his life. And I believe you're very excited to
learn about it too, Keysy, because it's something that that
you have a passion for as well.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
Yeah, and it's finally something that me and Mogie can
actually bond over, which is really exciting. Plus, Jase, you
told me a story while we were playing golf the
other day to do with him in his yoga app. Yes,
which is just this has happened before. Is a classic
situation involving Hoody Jay. It is spending a lot of money,
it is.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
It is a classic situation. All that After five.
Speaker 2 (17:15):
The Whold King Big Show with Mike and Zy tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 5 (17:20):
Welcome back to your messive backbones. Hope your Tuesday is
going along very nicely. Indeed, you're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by two Get it.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
That's better, keasy, a bit more manly?
Speaker 1 (17:33):
Is that what's important to you? Is it?
Speaker 3 (17:34):
Totally?
Speaker 1 (17:35):
It is? Man, it's so toxic, Chase Man.
Speaker 5 (17:37):
No, Actually, to be fair, you are wearing your Caterpillar
T shirt today.
Speaker 3 (17:41):
That's true, man, that is pretty manly.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Man. Well, it's you know, it's not catman. See that
makes it sound like wearing catman. Do this is a
caterpillar ship? Yeah, yeah, a bulldozer ship.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Man, I can see you on a sandpit.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
With stuff with a little Tonka You have.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
A little Tonka tour with your caterpillar camo sort of.
I can't even be bothered.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Yes, two billboards are out and about again. Keep for them.
If you're a if you're in a horor of a moon,
look up you see it. Two billboard make you laugh,
because to be honest, in this day and age, we
can all use it.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
That's so true. Man, chuckle you changed up laugh with chuckle.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Yeah, I thought I just added little bit.
Speaker 4 (18:21):
It's going to be fuming about that now listen.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
And just on that front, by the way, if you've
got any ideas where two billboard text us on three
four eight three, we'll run it up the flag.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Pole and send it to me.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
And we brought this back again, and just see.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
What they say, because I mean, they are genuinely looking
for great ideas for two billboards. And I'll tell you
what I've seen a couple and they they're kind of
pushing the line there.
Speaker 4 (18:42):
We're talking about it yesterday I haven't seen any.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I've seen one on a cat. I was the one
about the lollies and men.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
Okay, okay, I.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
Toe in the line. So if someone has a good idea,
they'll send it to us three four eight three, yes,
get themselves in the drawer for a two prize pack. Ah,
and then you, Jason, will send it to return management.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, and then they'll run it up the flag pole
at their board meeting.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Right, So the board has to have this a on
the right that seems like something just the marketing department
will do.
Speaker 5 (19:10):
The marketing department will be there, but they're not the
ones that make the call board.
Speaker 1 (19:15):
You know that.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, yeah, totally, you know so much.
Speaker 5 (19:18):
I know mate, it's just my years of experience in
the world gazy all forty three of them.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, anything you want to know, young Feller, you come
and have a little chip chapter. What's the name of
the song ACDC Now that's the Arks.
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Big Show podcast the.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
Black Keys there on the radio, Hoole Darky Big Show.
At the time is eleven minutes past five o'clock. Eyes
to the front, keasy.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
I reckon man, you're talking about hey fellas, I got
yea a little bit of news here. But it's not
breaking news the breaking news, no, andah bugger, it's actually
you Keysy. You've inspired me. Man, Oh wow, you know
because I don't know if you know this, but I
secretly admire you. I'm your secret admirer, Mike to the front, Chase, Mike,
(20:02):
you have.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
To be secret man. Why can't you just admire me
the way I admire you?
Speaker 4 (20:06):
I don't know. But anyway, even since you got your
new motorbike, I just thought, man, you are a goddamn
stad And I thought, I don't know what the comb
the front both of you. I don't know what it is.
Whether it's the combination of the combination of the mustache
and the motorbike. Could be that combination or the combination
(20:30):
of the mustache, the motorbike and your caterpillar top.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
We just need to put this top to be in
can I can I just button here?
Speaker 3 (20:39):
You know what it was for me, mate, What was
it for you?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Man?
Speaker 5 (20:41):
Is when he walked in with his caterpillar shd on
and his really cool new helmet.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Yes you know, with the visor up? Yeah thanks, yeah, yeah,
poking out the front jays.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
So anyway, I thought to myself, maybe it's for all
Mogi to get himself. We're talking about I've already got
a hog, but maybe get a motorbike version of my
So I've got one. I went out and got myself one,
and I bloody through with it.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Man, it is a.
Speaker 4 (21:16):
Wagon hog form.
Speaker 3 (21:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Did you did you go like sports bike? Did you
go like a Harley? Did you go classic?
Speaker 4 (21:27):
I'm sort of just going just what's cool on the
streets at the moment these these days, Keys, And it's
a zick. Yeah, man, it was. I came to work
for the first time today riding at the Indy. The
wind and you hear man, the wind in your eyes.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Yeah, well you should get some goggles or glasses. But
like a Suzuki's I've never heard of it, Yamaha.
Speaker 4 (21:52):
It's a new brand. It's a new brand, and it's
an oh wow, pretty sick. That's pretty sick. Actually, you
and I go out for a ride, keysy, Yeah, I'll
think you're man enough.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
Well, I mean, I've got a caterpillar shirt on mogie,
so I think that does it speaks for itself.
Speaker 5 (22:09):
Your bike and go like sixty k tops bekesy mine, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
No, there it goes about one hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Hundred miles an hour.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Yeah, that's old though I probably won't go that fast anymore.
That's all right, man from nineteen seventy one. He's his
brand news. It has been fast.
Speaker 4 (22:25):
You don't want to car you don't want to buke
like that anyway, kezy in this day and age, why
would you need something goes one hundred miles out? It's
just dangerous, you know, no than sort of you know,
breaking the law sort of. To me, it's a sign
of toss, a toxic masculinity. I would say, cool, you
don't want to be sort of getting around making a
(22:45):
tool of yourself like that. Yeah, so my one's electric,
good man, it is, Man, I never have to go
to the gas station.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
How good.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I can just get a normal plug. I can actually
be using the same plug that I've been using to
charge my phone. I can use to charge my plug.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Your hog into the old USB there. Sorry, is this
does it have pedals? Pedals like pedal power?
Speaker 4 (23:09):
That's only in case of an emergency. But I just
used that to rest my feet on, so it's an Okay, so.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
You've got an e B.
Speaker 3 (23:17):
Have you not seen it?
Speaker 5 (23:18):
It's just sitting out there in the Yeah. Yeah, I
walked in today and actually saw it.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
Went mean, yeah, right.
Speaker 4 (23:25):
The only thing that's sort of as you're driving along,
as you're riding along on your hog there sort of
top speeding into that. It's sort of like the zombie
movie where there's just heaps of heaps of woman chasing
after you down the street because it's so sixy.
Speaker 3 (23:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (23:41):
Man, But once you sort of worked that out, you're good.
So fast?
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Can I ask Mikey you're going to get your your
old leathers back on there? Mate?
Speaker 5 (23:52):
I remember when when I used to from the here
he scrapes the gang there and you and your leathers,
especially the way you're looking at the moment.
Speaker 4 (24:03):
Yeah, I guess I could, couldn't I?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, I definitely definitely tight.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, yeah, we should go for right anyway, keysing Jace,
you'll be with me as well, of course, right, and
Jase's gonna ride Birch on an e bike with you
and leathers. I might just leave you guys, turt if
that's all good now, okay, with you following up on
the rear the dust with your helmet on and your
caterpillar long.
Speaker 5 (24:26):
Sleeve shirt and your elbow pads.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
So Mike bought an e bike that's not the same
as my It's no, it's a hog here man, Yeah,
yours is a guest guzzler, Kizy.
Speaker 4 (24:38):
It's disgusting.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
It's Queen the Hdiarchy.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (24:45):
Kesey indeed audio slave there on the radio, holdnkey, Big
show this Tuesday evening and very exciting news for all
the Big Show fans out there. The Big Show Fellas
is on the road again. And I tell you what
it's felt like ages since we've been on the road.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Does it feel that way to you?
Speaker 4 (25:01):
It does, because it felt like we were never at home. Yes,
for a while there it felt like we're a sort
of touring more than g and ah. We've had a
bit of a break and ready to get out there
and headed again, am I right?
Speaker 3 (25:12):
Yeah, man, totally.
Speaker 1 (25:13):
The good thing is about the next destination, as we're
going back to where it all began, Shining Peak Brewing.
It's the first place we ever did a live show,
and after doing it, we were, oh, yeah, that's pretty good.
We should do this more often. Totally, right, So I'm
looking forward to that. It's going to be happening Thursday,
the twenty first of November. That is not this Thursday, Felers, Oh,
that's next Thursday.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Looking forward to that.
Speaker 5 (25:34):
And I remember about that place, Great Squid.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
They had good squid and actually Jas orders the squid
wherever we go. Yeah, so if we go somewhere that's
got bad squid, knock out. Yeah, get your squid sworded
your squid. Of course, we are there to celebrate the
fact that the tatoo and art festivals happening in New
Plymouth on the Saturday and the Sunday, the twenty third
and twenty fourth of November. And as a bit of
a way to drum up some excitement for that, the
(25:58):
Great New Zealanders at Brothers Inc. They're going to be
at Shining Peak Brewing and they're going to be giving
away tattoos. So if you want backbone or mad waff,
not my wife for saying my waffe, or good eating,
you know, these are your options.
Speaker 4 (26:10):
You get us.
Speaker 5 (26:11):
I'll tell you what actually, Keys, you make a very
good point. That's where it all began for us in
terms of you know, being on the road. So we're
going to have the same in Sea guy that was
there the last time, because he was fantastic. I was
that guy, the one that called me a short ass.
Speaker 4 (26:23):
Yeah, we're going to revisit all your old points because
you sort of know Taranaki new Plumber certainly like the
back of your hand. Kis. I remember you taking me
and Jayslong to that six shop.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Oh that's right too.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, are you guys referring to the two years plus
old social content of me walking into a message parlor
and a six shot and you guys just giggling in
the background.
Speaker 5 (26:48):
And also, of course, Maggie, that's where we had our
great motel sort of scenario and you heard old horny
Jay doing weeze and poos.
Speaker 3 (26:55):
That's right.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
We got a motel room, well poos and wheezers to
call it. Yeah, that's right. I was sleep underneath the
stairs at that joint. I thought, God, how fancy is radio?
It's so good.
Speaker 1 (27:06):
It was his first ever on the road show. But
you were under the stairs and your head that was
on your pillow was up against the wall where the
toilet was. Yes, that's right, Hoidy j down the stairs
wakes you up with that because they and there does
really loud, staccato wheeze. That's right, So hopefully we can
recreate all that I think. So we want you guys
to be there, so we'll be at Shining Peak Brewery,
New Plumber Thursday, the twenty first of November. Get along,
(27:29):
get yourself a tattoo and if not, get yourself a
backbone shirt as well.
Speaker 3 (27:32):
Beautiful the Hurdarchy.
Speaker 2 (27:34):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy Queens.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
Of the Stone Age.
Speaker 5 (27:39):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Jace Ja, Jace, Jace, you get different, man, you look different? Yeah,
thanks only kidding. You kind of look the same, thanks man, But.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
There's something missing off your face and it was something
that the entirety of New Zealand voted for you to do,
not once, but twice. You've shaved your mustache off. You
were supposed to be doing November, which is a.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
It's a charity, keezy and people raise money for men's health.
So you know, it's pretty it's it's a serious cause.
It's not to be not to be taken lightly.
Speaker 3 (28:12):
But here we are.
Speaker 4 (28:12):
We find ourselves on the ye. What's the date today?
The yeah, twelf not even halfway through an old hoody
j not that you had much of a mustache there
in the first but whatever it was gone, was there,
is now gone. Defend yourself, man, fellows, Can I just
say it's a disgrace, a disgrace man, not human.
Speaker 5 (28:33):
First and foremost, don't talk to me about shitty mustache
is kezy?
Speaker 1 (28:36):
My mustache is cool, all right, hey, magi?
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Yeah, and you know you know how your wife feels
about your mustache.
Speaker 1 (28:44):
Make it stinks, that's her words.
Speaker 5 (28:50):
Now, look, first and foremost, my wife won't even look
me in the face anymore with my mistake.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
That's too bad, part of the deal.
Speaker 5 (29:00):
But in all seriousness, the reason I shaved it off
is because it's a comedy mustache and I've got a
funeral to go to, and I I simply could not
have a comedy mustache because I don't mean it to.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Be a comedy mustache.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
You're giving it, You're all.
Speaker 3 (29:27):
It just is a comedy mustache. And can I also
make the point.
Speaker 5 (29:32):
That because the ends of my mustache are quite blonde,
I have a Hitler kind of vibe to it.
Speaker 3 (29:39):
Where you do.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
I wanted to mention that where the dark hair of
my of my sort of inner mustache is above my
upper lip there and the edges are very blonde, and
so I had and I've got a Hitler esque Yes,
haircut is similar towards the world and your views towards minorities.
It's it's really now, I'm starting to get it. So
(30:03):
I've felt, I felt it was important that I addressed
those issues, and I could no longer.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
I want to be clear here. I don't mind being humiliated.
We all know that about me. I mean, if I
look like a.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
Dufus, you know that's good for rating.
Speaker 5 (30:22):
But I don't want to send out a terrible message
that I'm a horrendous racist.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah right, and you know.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
And so therefore, Fellows, I made the difficult decision today,
well to remove that bastard from my face.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
I get I get that, and I'm totally worth you.
I get you. The funeral absolutely, but when the.
Speaker 3 (30:49):
Next week another way, this is what I've got a problem.
Speaker 1 (30:53):
You want me to go up until the winter, So
the funeral be next week when you are back in
New Zealand again. You have to start again because it's
still my member. Sure, because I'll do that, because there's
no doubt that you will continue with your you know,
sort of racist thoughts and stuff. So yeah, right out
(31:15):
of gas on that?
Speaker 4 (31:19):
All right?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, ye, it's fair.
Speaker 3 (31:21):
Enough, thanks mate, But you got to bring it back.
I will bon Jovi.
Speaker 1 (31:26):
Is this bon Jovi?
Speaker 3 (31:27):
It is bon Jovi.
Speaker 2 (31:32):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ike.
Speaker 5 (31:38):
Welcome back your mess of backbones. I hope your Tuesday
is going along very nicely. You're listening to the Big
Show brought to you by Tilly.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Get it up, get it on, you got it in your.
Speaker 5 (31:49):
The podcast I'll try today, which is how warm up
to the show and we record it and then send
it out into the ether for you to listen.
Speaker 1 (31:56):
That's right, that's not how podcasts work.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
How podcasts work.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
Yeah, podcasts don't work that way, keasy, But podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
I just feel like sometimes you use phrases like send
it into the ether or run it up the flagpole.
It's just a way to cover that you don't actually know.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Isn't it just as good as anything else you could say?
Thank you? I love it.
Speaker 5 (32:17):
It's accurate. Ah, Now, what's the one we're gonna be?
What's the clip today then that podcast.
Speaker 1 (32:28):
Oh so today's clipper is called Mistake. This is referring
to the podcast out, which is bonus content we do
every day comes out. It's seven thirty Just search Hodaki
wherever you get your podcast from.
Speaker 5 (32:41):
And fearness a keasy. I you know, if I happen,
I can hide it for a little while. I will
just to let it sort of.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's the sort of thing diffuse a little.
Speaker 5 (32:50):
Bit, and then I'll choose my moment genuinely when I'm
making love to say no, no, darling.
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Actually, son of a bitch pack there's pure filthy.
Speaker 3 (33:05):
I'm going to get him, man, you said it. I'm
gonna get him so bad.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
But the thing is, Jase, my wife will hear that
you're the one that's acting out making love.
Speaker 3 (33:17):
Well, I wasn't. I got a bit of coconut chocolates stuck.
Speaker 4 (33:20):
In my throat.
Speaker 3 (33:21):
Bullshit.
Speaker 1 (33:22):
That's the podcast our chots every out every single day
at seven thirty pm, along with the highlights package of
the show. It's so good and old Punkstan just sort
of sends it out into the ether. That's great. Hay
up next, what's for tea?
Speaker 4 (33:34):
He's in with me?
Speaker 1 (33:35):
Keyzy, it's gonna be a really good new Polish edition
of this segment that send through what you're having for
tea on three four eight three, Include your name and
you can win a twe price pack.
Speaker 2 (33:44):
The Hiarchy big show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in on.
Speaker 5 (33:49):
Radio Jimmy World appropriately because now it's time for.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Oh you hey, guys. Text here from Steve what's for
Tea News Zealand with me Ki. That's right, What's for
teen New Zealand? Brand new version where it's slick and
it's precise and it's not just us babbling on about nothing.
All right, fellas, it's going to work. People of texture
(34:14):
on three four eight three, what they're having for dinner.
I'm gonna say what they're having. I'm not gonna say
their names.
Speaker 4 (34:18):
Oh no, No, we're doing the names for the dinner.
I'm doing it for the name.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
We'll do the names, but I don't want to do
the thing where it's oh James James Bond.
Speaker 5 (34:27):
If you wanted this to be more efficient, you probably
sort of sorted that out before we got.
Speaker 3 (34:32):
Into this conversation.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
But I did it because it's already turning into a shambles, gise.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
I feel like Jason, you're the one taking it off
top of it.
Speaker 3 (34:40):
Well, no, but you know, we were always going to
mention the names because that was the whole point of it.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
And you can't sort of change the whole format of
a segment without discussion. They should have been discussed off here.
I thought it was going to be the same thing,
except not such as shambles, And yet here we are.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It's all very well. Sitting in your own head there Keasy,
going God, this is going to be good without communicating
your ideas to the foulers.
Speaker 1 (35:00):
It's just that it's what's for Team's there with me? Keasy? Yeah,
it's a segment where I read you stuff that you've
never heard before texts, So I was like, surely I can.
Speaker 4 (35:09):
We might change a little bit of as well. We
don't react to anything that you say, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
That's not cool, that's just me listing of texts.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Well, no, you just said, it's what's with me Keys.
Speaker 4 (35:18):
It doesn't seem right that we get involved in your sigma.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
That's not what I'm saying. I want you guys to
be a part of it.
Speaker 3 (35:23):
If you want to own it, then you are It's
not about.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
Me having a big ego. I wanted to own the segment.
It's just like I wanted to spruce it up and
I just wanted to have a crack you.
Speaker 4 (35:32):
Funny thing is we could have been finished by yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (35:35):
Well no, okay, okay, here we go. Actually, you know
what I'm to do. I want to start it again
right first? Can you just throw to it again? Oh
you hey, guys text here from Steve? What's for teal
with me? Ki me?
Speaker 5 (35:51):
I mean, just before you start? Actually keasy. I'm thinking
if you're wanting a new sort of field, it maybe change.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
That's I love this thing, Pugs, mate. He did a
really great job.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
No one's denying that, but I know he could do
it again and give it a real fresh, vibrant sort
of a feeling. I agree, But it's not the sting
that's the issue. I feel like it's the way people
will know that it's news.
Speaker 3 (36:12):
What's this?
Speaker 4 (36:13):
There's no way this could be you know, what's for
dinner in New Zealand with old Keyesy. Well, if we're
going to do that, surely would change up what's on
Telly with my But I'm not changing. He's perfect it's perfect.
Speaker 3 (36:24):
Okay, it's nailed.
Speaker 5 (36:25):
We're only changing this one or you're only wanting to
change this one because it's simply not working anymore.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It's not that it's not working. It always works, but
you know, just it's not like it's not broke, don't
fix it type situation. I want it to be good,
you know what I mean? I want to be like
I want to win a radio award.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
Oh good, Las sure, okay for the sigma right here
we go.
Speaker 5 (36:43):
Well, look to be honest with you, we've been going
a bit long here, Kesey. Maybe try it tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
Can I just read one?
Speaker 3 (36:50):
God?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
Just one good?
Speaker 1 (36:53):
A fella's homemade chicken?
Speaker 4 (36:56):
Who's that from? Who's that from?
Speaker 1 (36:58):
A fellas?
Speaker 3 (36:59):
Harry?
Speaker 1 (36:59):
Here?
Speaker 3 (37:00):
My god?
Speaker 4 (37:00):
Harry hoo DENI.
Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yes it's Harry Who It's Harry who? Who's making a
homemade Teryachy checking?
Speaker 4 (37:08):
Don Burry? Really? This segment still got it?
Speaker 2 (37:12):
Hdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 5 (37:16):
Kisy Penny Wise There on the radio Hodarky Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 3 (37:22):
Let's talk television. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 4 (37:31):
Yeah, it's quite good. There can eat up about a minute,
can it?
Speaker 3 (37:44):
Yeah, it depends how many daries I've had.
Speaker 4 (37:46):
Slow Horses. I watched Slow Horses again. Good, it's great,
love it. It's on Apple TV. There's four seasons that
stars Gary Oldman and it's a British spy drama.
Speaker 3 (37:55):
Good stuff, mating. I've got the same next week.
Speaker 4 (37:58):
I'm sorry. I just or a trailer today, I should say.
And it's about it's called is it called Landman or
something like that. Billy Bob Thornton. Oh, nice, John Hamm Yes, Demymore.
It's a series and it's about the Texas oil fields
(38:21):
and Billy Bob Thornton is a bit of a mister
fix it feller for the oil companies and it's all
intrigue and drama and all that sort of thing. And
I think it's from the same guy Tyler Sheridan, Taylor
Sheridan who created Yellowstone and all that sort of stuff.
So so November seventeenth, that comes out somewhere or other,
I'll be watching that. I'm a huge Billy Bob fan.
Speaker 1 (38:40):
You bad center huge.
Speaker 4 (38:42):
He's a great actor. On what it said Paramount Plus,
I imagine down here would like to get on on.
Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah, yeah, love Candy on.
Speaker 5 (38:52):
I've got a situation in my house at the moment
where every now and then, I don't know if you
guys find this. I don't have Sky movies, but every
now and then they play the movies, and.
Speaker 1 (39:02):
I don't know whether they channel starts working.
Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah, the channels. Wow.
Speaker 5 (39:06):
Every month, I'll just stop on a movie channel on
sea because sometimes they actually do play. So I ended
up watching Lethal Weapon too, any Glover.
Speaker 3 (39:17):
Mel Gibson.
Speaker 5 (39:18):
I love Mel Gibson so but I've got to say
they're so stupid, you know, massive explosions, just massively over
the top.
Speaker 4 (39:31):
South African one, yes, African.
Speaker 5 (39:34):
But I I pursed myself laughing because there was a
scene at the very end with Danny Glover with the
South African Baddy the moogi and Danny Glover's got his
gun on him and the South African Baddy goes, but
I have diplomatic community. Danny Glover blows his head up
(39:55):
and goes, your immunity was just that is so ridiculous
nineties action film.
Speaker 4 (40:07):
I saw an interview with Mel Gibson no more than
two days ago, and he is directing another Lethal Weapon.
Speaker 3 (40:15):
Yeah, God, he's good. That I love mel Gibson.
Speaker 4 (40:17):
Yeah, he is great. I mean some few issues here,
but yeah, for sure there is.
Speaker 1 (40:23):
I need a recommendation from you fellers for this weekend.
A movie to watch that is like the one I
watched about the Olympic bomber, Richard Jewels, Richard Jills, If
you guys get any recommendations from a movie similar to
that based on a true story?
Speaker 4 (40:35):
Ish, you know, why does that have to be like that?
Speaker 1 (40:38):
Because Louis loved it and loves it based on a
true story type movie, right, and we had never even
heard of that movie, right, and it was brilliant.
Speaker 4 (40:45):
Why don't you just go through all of Clin Eastwood
films because he makes one pretty much every single year
and they're all pretty much exactly the same as that.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
I can see directed that.
Speaker 4 (40:55):
The Exorcist, Yes, that is based on WoT yeah yeah yeah,
and it's it's like, I'm not a light drama because
my wife hates, like.
Speaker 3 (41:08):
Tell you your wife will love this one.
Speaker 1 (41:10):
Rosemary's Baby, Rosemary's Baby, Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, it's pretty cute.
Oh wow, okay, like a little baby flick yeah yeah
kind of yeah, okay, yeah, oh thanks for that fellasn't
you wouldn't steer me wrong?
Speaker 4 (41:22):
Guys?
Speaker 1 (41:22):
It shore is this def livered mat.
Speaker 2 (41:25):
The whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Kezy.
Speaker 5 (41:30):
Pool jam there on the radio. Holdankey big show this Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (41:34):
I heard them play that one, Jace, did you get down?
On Friday night?
Speaker 3 (41:37):
They didn't go off?
Speaker 4 (41:38):
Elderly woman behind shop counter in a small town? What
a great title for a song, isn't it great? Isn't
it really really great? Off?
Speaker 3 (41:46):
Speaking of great? Yeah, have you guys heard of the
Black Clash?
Speaker 4 (41:50):
I think so?
Speaker 5 (41:51):
It rings a bell because January eighteenth next year at
the beautiful Hagley Oval, they're going to be doing it again.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (41:59):
Have you can we just park that for a sick
You know what? I love tramsh like trams, that old
fashioned transport that they have done in christ Church. Yeah,
did you know that as part of this Black Clash
competition we're about to talk about, you get to go
for a free ride on a tram.
Speaker 4 (42:14):
You're joking, yeah, because it normally costs about a dollar fifty. Yeah,
so that's that's a good saving. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (42:22):
So as part of this Black Class I got a
gold card, so it's like a dollar.
Speaker 3 (42:27):
I got thy free. Yeah yeah wow.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
So you could go along as well if you would
like a free ride on the tram and christ Church
And as a little side bonus, sit with myself and
Margie in a hot spring spa sideline at the Black
Clash on the eighteenth of January and get free flights
in accommodation for you and a mate. Then here to
hold you dot co dot inz. Get yourself from the
drawer there. We'll be drawing it a little later on
in the year. Tickets are almost sold out, folks, get it. Jase,
(42:51):
Sorry Fellers, I just feel like you didn't do anything
to try and sort of cover that cough.
Speaker 4 (42:56):
Wow, you know that was rude. I'm just looking up
the cost of this tram. Oh yeah, down there in
christ Church forty bucks?
Speaker 1 (43:06):
Is it forty dollars?
Speaker 4 (43:07):
Can you believe that's still so cheap? The tram there
and here that the christ trams offer a unique experience
combining in history which is the old tram, by the
fact that it's old old Yeah, and sight scene on
board on of the city's best love attractions. I think
they mean one yeah plus kids ride free can I
(43:32):
also just say on that front, and a lot of
people may not know this. They have different types of
trams for different occasions. Oh really, there's even a swingers tram.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Oh wow, I don't know about that.
Speaker 5 (43:43):
They come out that that goes from midnight till three am.
Speaker 3 (43:48):
I like that.
Speaker 4 (43:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (43:49):
Yeah, So if you're interested in swinging on a tram,
on a tram, get into it.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
So hodaki dot coto and zi, get yourself in the drawer.
You to make can be flying down there. Yes, go
to the Black Clash. You know you're sitting that's in
a hot time, blah blah blah. You will get a
free ride on a tram that is potentially worth forty bucks. Wow.
Do you know what's interesting is when I was in Portugal,
right is a man? There's an iconic tram there that
has been operating forever one hundred years. It was two
dollars to get onto.
Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, and that's like a proper you know, yes, has
got anything on the christ Church tram ah nna.
Speaker 5 (44:21):
But can I make the point too, that was two
dollars euro, which is about eighty five dollars news, two
dollars euro.
Speaker 3 (44:28):
It was the euro.
Speaker 2 (44:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the hold actually big shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 5 (44:43):
Whether you go your Maion Barsards, that's your Tuesday show,
done and dusted, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Your plans for the night, please.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
I'm going to go and see a movie that's tomorrow,
Gladiated Two Keys. Are you coming, man?
Speaker 3 (44:57):
I'm not, okay, actually going to take my wife to that?
Speaker 4 (45:00):
When? Okay?
Speaker 3 (45:01):
Is it so you're going to the premiere tonight. I'm
kind of a screening. Yeah, but it'll maybe start swing.
Speaker 4 (45:06):
It opens on Vember fourteen?
Speaker 1 (45:08):
Okay, yeah, great, Yeah, I was supposed to go to that,
but we've got a change of plans, so now I'm
not going. But Pugs are not going to head it up.
Maybe this weekend, maybe next time we get a chance,
all right, because Pugs is going to go to that
as well, So now you can't go either. Pegs, Yeah, down, yeah,
everybody down there? Do you want my tickets?
Speaker 5 (45:25):
Are you comfortable doing that? After the move Pugs made
on you when you went around to his play or
he came around to yours?
Speaker 1 (45:31):
You still why do you think I've postponed it?
Speaker 3 (45:33):
So you go? You're going to.
Speaker 1 (45:36):
Play along?
Speaker 4 (45:37):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (45:37):
Good there's the.
Speaker 1 (45:38):
Reason why I've postponed it because fall through that again.
Yeah yeah, yeah, that's too full long.
Speaker 5 (45:43):
What are you doing tonight, Jas, I'm just chilling out actually, thanks,
probably watch a bit of mist in between.
Speaker 4 (45:51):
What about you?
Speaker 3 (45:52):
What about you? Though, cusy because you just said you
hear something come up, but you went very specific.
Speaker 1 (45:57):
All of my friends are going along to a quick
night which another one of our best friends is hosting. Right,
and found out it was the same night. Oh yeah,
and it was just like, oh, we can go see
Gladiator too, whenever, right, and so I want to go
see my mate do a quiz.
Speaker 4 (46:11):
Okay, yeah, get on you mate.
Speaker 3 (46:13):
Thanks Fellas, Hey you listen. Thanks for taking the time
to listen to the show. Make sure you check out
the podcast. Also check out our Instagram account. Till tomorrow,
See you later.
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