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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Oh can I You made Barstards great to every company
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and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
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(00:43):
house life man, scaring.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Pretty Grass until you called me a six beast. Wow, chess,
that doesn't sound good. I meant to say sixy beast.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Oh why because I imagine you are a six beast as well?
Can imagine you passionate fellow in the old budoirre.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
That means bedroom in French, from.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Pretty Grass, that you made a dog your six son
of a bee, another beautiful day in paradise and you
look just having a ball, just happy to be.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Here with yourself and old keysy over here.

Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yes, God, I'll tell you what I love that duckhead
it is?

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Is this something I could wear? That won't get commented on.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, because I think you look great and there's something
about your face wearing a duckhead that.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Just that I have a fondness for.

Speaker 5 (01:41):
You know, it's a great duckhead, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
And I'm like, you're giving it a good scrub and
a washing, so the last time I saw it, So
it's sparkling, mate, it's really popping off your dome there.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Thanks Jason, six beasts.

Speaker 5 (01:56):
You're not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
Yeah, you look good man. You got your it's like
a pinster. It's like a chicken ship. Chicken ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He's got new shoes on too. Do you know they're
not he's got yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
I found them in Adelaide at a thrift shop.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
For bucks fifteen fifteen buck Australian, Australia.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
So probably about it'll be like my yoga app. It's
probably about, you know, eighty bucks in z.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I think it is because a subscription. Now when you
brought them. Hey, guys, have we got a big show here?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Man, I'll tell you what we've got the Fellers when
she had coming in who there is big news and
we're going to be breaking it on the show.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Also a huge topic will be addressing next on the show,
which pugs actually brought up and is very passionate in
fake doing wheeze in the shower yes or no?

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah? Is that you're saying yeah yeah, you like it?

Speaker 5 (02:51):
Oh total, But we'll get into that when we get
into that.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
As they say, let's get some This is a tune
the temper Trap.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Turn it up the Wholarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Key Pull.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
Jam there on the radio, Holdarky Big Show this Wednesday afternoon.
The time is thirteen minutes past four o'clock, so it's time.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
For the big show, Big Pole, Big Pole.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
And this is a topic that sort of came up
in the conversation while we're having a meeting today out
in the office there and something that old Pugsn and
Studio AB was very passionate about wheeze in the shower
Yes or no?

Speaker 4 (03:34):
That's right. So Pugsn he strutted and he basically interrupted
the meeting and he said, there are two types of
people in the world, people that pee in the shower
and people that lie right insinuating that everyone here peas
in the shower. And if you say you don't. You
are a liar.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Sure, let's kick it off with you, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Yeah, I do love it, You absolutely love it. Well,
yeah I do. I don't see it's great water anyway.
So if you're going in the show, it all goes
to the treatment plan anyway. So there's no it doesn't
It doesn't make any difference to anybody. You doing it
in the showers, is doing it in the toilet? You're
all tickety boo. Sure, she's all tickety boom.

Speaker 4 (04:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
I have no problem with it at all, And I
don't know what the problem might be. People have an
obsession with weeze, like it's dirty. It's not dirty.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Wheeze. Yeah, well, I.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Think if it's interesting, you know, because I'm just weez
You'll know, Fellows, I'm a big cricket fan, you know,
and wicket keeper. Wicket keepers were famous for urinating on
their hands. You're toughing them up a bit before they
put them in the gloves there and stuff. And you're right,
there is a lot of negative press about wear around wheeze. Yeah, well,

(04:40):
I'm imagining you'd fire away in the shower they're kesy
and do wheeze.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Well, hang on. No, what do you mean by that?
I think I'll occasionally do weeze, although, as I said
out in the office, and I have been known to
in the past, I know that my wife doesn't like it,
so I make a conscious effort to not do it
too often.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
So she means when you're in there with her, she
doesn't like it. A few do when it's.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Very she doesn't mind it. Then right, it's just me
doing it solo.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
She Because I was going to ask you, does she
watch you when you're in I.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Feel like we just like quickly went past Mogi. Now
we're really zeroing in on me. You haven't even commented.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
You've made some pretty big causy case I think would
be I think it'd be wrong for us to just
let it slid. E just confirmed for me here, your
wife doesn't like you. She doesn't mind you urinated in
the shower. No, no, no, she she doesn't like it.
That was a week gag. Yeah, so you're not in
there even though she would have known if you did
or right, yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Right, when that's my question, does she watch you when
you're in the shower.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Because how would she know you've done wheeze?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
In the show it's a trusting and that's the thing. Well,
just because your partner doesn't know about it doesn't mean
you can do it. Yes, it does, it does. Is
what if you're doing wee on? You know, I don't
know what. I don't know, Jase, do you do in
the Can we sit down in the shower?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Look?

Speaker 5 (06:01):
The only thing the thing I will.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Say is it's the only place I do wheeze, right,
So if you need to go wheeze, you'll walk into
the shower totally. I will.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
Yeah, And I know the shower might not even be on,
but I'll just do wheeze in.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
The shower and then you'll turn the shower on to
wash it down.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Ah, not always?

Speaker 4 (06:22):
Isn't that gross? Gross? Now?

Speaker 2 (06:24):
Yeah, I mean there's going to be a shower on
at some point, and if there's residual wheeze.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
There, that'll that'll all be washed away.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
I mean, my wife actually doesn't mind it because at
least because at least I stopped doing steamers in the shower.

Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh you were doing that? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, Well I just it became a sort of go
to for all my ablutions, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (06:46):
All right, Well, look three four, right, three it's the
text number. Do you do wee's in the shower? What's
your view on it? Female as welcome to I'd like
to know the view on it? Do they do it?
I have no idea? And E run the text three
on three four right three in the drawer for a
two price pack. You can also call us an eight
hundred hod. It would be good to get a and
make this a binding refragrect random. So if I've eighty
percent of people say that they win the show, then
moving forward, one hundred percent of people have to win

(07:08):
the show.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
The other twenty percent that don't need to sort of
join the party. Yeah, is it bit an aerosmith.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
For oh God? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:20):
The whole Aching Big Show with Jace, Mike and Keyzy.
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Speaker 2 (07:25):
Hold ikey, aren't take Monkey's there on the radio a
holed Arkey Big Show this Wednesday evening.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Mogie. You have an agency, right yeah, talent agency, talent agency,
Jase you are my agent?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Yeah? Yeah, but I don't have any talent. No, well,
hang on, specifically, Jase doesn't even you don't have any talent?

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Well, I mean I do. Yeah, So you're saying that
I don't have talent. I'm one of your talent.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
I have an agency, but I'm lacking in the talent front.
But anyway, what were.

Speaker 4 (07:52):
You saying on anyway, do you consider me as talent? Well? Maybe,
Mike then in this situation, not Jason, you're my agent.
Help me do some freaking work for once? Man?

Speaker 5 (08:04):
Sure, what are you thinking of the Well, not.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
An offer, but a possible lucrative pathway has opened up
that I'm pretty keen to stroll on down. Okay, And
it's not often that I bring work to the agent
and say, hey, can you help me negotiate potentially or
actually help me land the role?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah, well you've never done that. Well no, fair enough,
because I ain't now to find you anything either. Well exactly,
you know, I've been pushing it up hell to be on.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
You always use that phrase, and I think you should
stop because it hurts my feeling. Oh okay, but that's
just that's for off here though. So a big opportunity
has opened up, you know, skinny, the old mobile phones
and that, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Basically they're looking to digitally
clone someone using AI, right, and then that person will
become the face and probably the voice as well of
Skinny Mobiles. It's something that I think.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
So, yeah, yeah, well you've got that kind of face.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
So what does that mean?

Speaker 5 (08:58):
Well, I mean I think it would you know that kind.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Of don't say goofy, that kind of.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Blokey, goofy kind of lots of the money.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
Yeah, yeah, putting blokey in front of it doesn't. Okay.
Basically what you have to do is you have to
do a bit of an audition. You sure I've got
it here? Actually, go hi, I'm Cres from Blah blah blah,
and I love Skinny and then no, no, don't do
it like that. I mean, I wouldn't do it like
that and you come to us because it's not going
to work.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
That would butcher it from this.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
That was just me reading it like, you know, chill
on the sound like an aiiclone or something.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Yeah, yes, didn't sound real at all.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Well, because that's pretty much what I need to do
to become the new AI brand ambassador. What does that mean?
It means basically that my face and my voice and
stuff will be the face and voice of Skinny Mobile.
But I don't actually have to do any of the work.
They just clone me digitally and then my clone does
it all and I just sit here in the studio
doing our show whilst money and other perks come rolling in.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
I just want to say this, this is a top
rating drive show, so I'd rather we didn't do it
on the show.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
What do you mean?

Speaker 5 (09:58):
I mean with just the quality that we have here.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
But I'm certainly prepared to work because it could be
quite lucrative.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
If you're right, We'll no.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Hang on because I found this so it would be
nothing to do with you.

Speaker 3 (10:07):
Well, but you're asking for help. You're asking us to
dedicate our time and expertise to help you potentially sound
lend something that's super lucrative, and we've got no opportunity
to earn any money off. This would be like us
doing a favor for a friend and I'm bugging if
I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
That, and your fun account's just been emptied out because
you've bought a little motor bike, and.

Speaker 4 (10:24):
We'll hang on. What percentage do you guys want that?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
Well?

Speaker 4 (10:26):
My normal twenty?

Speaker 5 (10:27):
No, but ten, no, it's twenty how about.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Teenach tens in each? Well we can talk about that
off yeah, yeah, yeah, Well you need to help you
with the audition.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
Well, that's that's the thing, isn't it. You're not going
to make any money if you don't give the job,
but it's going to take a lot of work.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
All right, how about I'll do the audition. We won't
do it on here because we've run out of time,
but maybe well check a video on Instagram or something.
Are you sure?

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Are you sure you want a video of yourself auditioning
for this up on Instagram? Now I would sueduce that
possibly you don't, except I would also say it'd be
bloody good for traffic on the Instagram page.

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Yeah, and all my confidence is shot.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
And the one thing that I know is that old
Pugsun can work miracles with a bit of video, you
know what I'm saying. So it might be terrible, but
he could make it look good.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Okay, thanks fellas the Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keesy Shit.

Speaker 2 (11:18):
So now it's out there on the radio book Show now,
as you'll be aware, the Big Show started up the
Swingers Club because we've suddenly become obsessed with golf. We've
got our first outing tomorrow at the beautiful Moodleway Golf
course very much looking forward to that. And another member
of the team who generally works in Studio B and

(11:39):
is otherwise known as Underpar Pugson, it's going to be
playing How long has it been, Pugsan since you played
golf or have you ever played golf?

Speaker 6 (11:49):
I have never played golf, oh god, in my life.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
And how are you feeling, because yesterday you came across
as massively nervous. Yeah, then probably sum it up, Keezy.

Speaker 6 (12:02):
I've been to the driving range a myriad of times,
and I've also played many golf so that even more times.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
That's kind of the standard baseline for people that have
never played actual full golf before as that right there,
that's right, that's right.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
So I have no sense of comparison as far as
how this is going to go tomorrow. And yeah, I'm
pretty nervous about it. So you guys will be able
to guide me.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Are you nervous about the etiquette and stuff, because there's
a lot of etiquette, like.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Well, I heard about the collar shirt. That's about as
much as I know this heaps etiquettes.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
I'll pull you up on that.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
It's really interesting actually, because you say he was nervous,
he was cocker Hoop with me today.

Speaker 5 (12:40):
He was he's going to blow us off.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The course, really yeah, And I think he's just being
humble and a little bit shy and trying to pretend
like he's not good. That his nickname used to be
under par Pugs, Pugs.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Atter ring. Oh yeah, so you've got part of Pugs
and double Bogey mge exactly subpar a lot.

Speaker 6 (13:04):
But I just I'm hoping that you guys are give
me a little bit of grace tomorrow. I mean, luckily
for you too. I'm on Keezy's team.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
So yeah, So would you say you're more comfortable playing
golf for making love? Sorry musket Pugs straightforward?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Yeah, I just got to say it's a pretty easy.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Would you you know, would you prefer to talk about
golf or making love?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Well, I mean this is a golf We're talking about golf.

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
Incidentally on that song, as club, our plan is to
go all around the country playing all the great golf courses.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
So you need to.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Get involved that if you've got a golf course around you,
that's awesome, and that you want the big show to
come down to or up to up to.

Speaker 5 (13:44):
Up to let us know.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
On three four eight three on three four eight three,
or you can missage us on the Hodocky Big Shows
Instagram as well. Pugs, Yeah, how many widges? Name a
wedge for me?

Speaker 6 (13:56):
Just any widge, like a loaded wige like that chili
sauce and.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Something Yeah, played before Keezy. So he's not going to
know anything. I mean, he knows about the college.

Speaker 6 (14:12):
Excited for the golf cart.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Yeah you golf car, lots of carts.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah yeah yeah, but you'll only probably be going ten
meters each time, so it'll be a very sort of.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Sorry Jason, go awesome is He keeps to clarify that.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Apparently you're awesome. As Moggie said, subpar Pugs.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
So that's confusing as well because sub pass outs really bad,
but pass really good. But listen, I'm confused.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
I promise you that there will be lots of stuff
on the Instagram tomorrow of old Pugs.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
I'm playing a bit of golf there.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Old Yeah, you totally fill up when we play. I'll
film him and then it will do a bad shot.
And who asked me please don't post that? Keyzy really
wants me to post the good stuff.

Speaker 6 (14:55):
I think me and your old mate pants Man will
be there tomorrow as well.

Speaker 4 (14:58):
Jack, that's right, they'll be filming Upper Storm. Yeah, oh
that'll be good.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
But yes, check out the install tomorrow. It's going to
be great fun. And now looking forward to making the
backbones that won that particular prize the sign. How you, Piers,
he's around the golf some food, how good?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
He's right ahead the Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Yeah, bit Motorhead for your Wednesday afternoon, coming up after
five o'clock The Big Show improv. If you've got any
scenarios you'd like us to act out, text us on
three four eight three. Also, we've got the feelings from
she had coming in after five thirty.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
Big announcement, that's.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
Right, a huge announcement today that she had doing the
final ever tour together. So that is huge. All. I
guess that chips out of the bag.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
Actually, perhaps can New cancel them now?

Speaker 4 (15:49):
Man Keys has already made so we're all good. People
are aware. I thought I thought we did a bit okay,
oh god that was an exclusive too, and it was
an exclude.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming on Radio Hell.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Just quickly though, Yes, till he prize packs. If you
take them, all's forgiven.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keysy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Hold Ike, welcome back, your missive backbones. You are listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
Till We.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
Get it in. Yeah, get it, yeah, get it and
get it and get it in.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Those ideas coming through on three four eight three for
our improvised scenario coming on.

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Improv get it.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
I've got a good idea already, so don't feel like
if you haven't got a good idea, don't waste your time.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
Well no, actually I'd rather people send through improv ideas.
It's going to be me and Moggi today, So a
scene for us to act out, get it. I don't
like the thanks Moggy. I don't like the scene that
Jason's got for us as having a shower together when involved.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
Yeah, but I may end up being like that.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
But like all he seemed to me was and I
don't know what he sold you, but he just said
you and keesy shower hammer tongs.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
Yeah, we'll see how we're supposed to act that out
into that into four minutes.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
You've forgot one word that I also used with there.

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Soapy soapy, Right, So it's just us in the shower
soaping one another up where well, we'll see how it goes.
It's improv it's not a lot to work with, you
know what I say, We'll see. I mean this is
where gold comes from.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
You're going to be open to this sort of stuff. Incidentally,
BECAUSEY just on that front being your agent, I just
I just had an inquiry actually about whether you would
be keen on a shower scene, whether that would be
something that you would be okay, not fully naked though
your frontal Well, you're going to be in the shower,

(17:57):
so you would be fully naked as.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
Long as when the movie comes out or the TV show.
I'm not just full button mushroom out on display for everyone.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Well, I mean that's part of it. I just want
to say, you're not keen.

Speaker 6 (18:08):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (18:09):
First?

Speaker 5 (18:09):
And oh, it's a big movie coming up.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
What's the movie? Why have you just brought it up? Now?

Speaker 5 (18:15):
Look, it's called Romancing the Bone and I thought.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
That already existed remaking it but too oh wow, and
it needs to be me nude in it's just a
shower scene.

Speaker 5 (18:25):
It's just a shower scene.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, it's a forty five minute long shot of just
one a camera panning of just me showering.

Speaker 5 (18:32):
Oh, there's someone else there, but anyway, what's her name?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (18:40):
God?

Speaker 2 (18:40):
Hey, look it's the improv next. In the meantime, he's
a bit of death Leopard.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Radio Head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. The time is sixteen minutes past five o'clock,
which means it's time for quite on it sounds free
lines camera.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Actually, no, it's.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
Time for the big sure apron.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
And keeping with our big pole today, by the way,
go and check that out on the Instagram account to
wheeze in the shower yes or no?

Speaker 4 (19:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Ah, so I thought and keeping with that kind of
theme that Kesey has come home from a hard day's.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Work every day.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah, Well he's in the bathroom, yes, and he's getting
into the shower because.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I've hit this thing that where it's been revealed that
Keysy's message doesn't like it if he urinates in the shower. Sure,
and so Keysey doesn't urinate in the shower for that reason.

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Yeah, right, exactly, Yeah, which is outrageous, right fellas well?
It isspecting her wishes. All right, so I'm just having
a show. I'm not doing wheeze though.

Speaker 3 (19:57):
The drama will come when when old I can't men, right, yeah,
all right, okay, yeah, so you just get rid of
if you get yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Right, here we go. Oh, thank goodness, it's been such
a hard day. Right, Okay, I'm just gonna take the
old yourself right, usually on the radio chase, I'm just
gonna she's gonna take my pants off there nice, get

(20:29):
the whole out right, She's gonna open the door of
the shower.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Just keasy is about to step into the shower. His
beloved partner walks into the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I'll be beg in a minute. Oh what was there, babe?

Speaker 6 (20:59):
What?

Speaker 3 (20:59):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (21:00):
What have I told you about that? Well, it's just
it's been such a long day. It's been such a
long day. It's disgusting. How many times have I told you? Well,
it's just I know, that's just how I'm here. There's water.
How do you look at yourself in the mirror. I
can't see myself in the mirror. It's behind me, so
I don't have to worry about that.

Speaker 5 (21:21):
But that's not all that's going on for Oh keezy.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Ah ah ah, are you kidding me? What did you just?
What did you just rip?

Speaker 8 (21:41):
As? No?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
I just I can't help it when I start going.
It's just what happens, and.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
It certainly doesn't mean there doesn't.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Oh my god, can you leave? Can you just leave?
It's just can you leave? Can you please leave? It
is disgusting your passing went and doing week. How many
times have I spoken to you about this? Chris, I'm
well aware of what's happening. Or I'm well aware of
what's happening. I've done it before.

Speaker 8 (22:10):
Mh.

Speaker 4 (22:15):
I'm honestly I don't can't even look at you right now.

Speaker 3 (22:22):
And it's not only because of your burnt meat, petty nipsy.
If you're going to urinate in the shower, Chris, could
you at least turn the shower on?

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Thanks? Babe? Are you guys happy with that? Jason? You
happy with that? You're a great act? Are you are
you happy with that? You talk to me please? We
literally just played shower noises and farting for like four minutes.
Jace Jays. This isn't radio, all right, clean it up.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
These guns are roses the whole Achi Big Shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Guns Roses there on the radio Hodaki Beach listen. Just
following on, just following on from that take show improv
top quality. I've got to be honest with your keysies
distressed and.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
It was the worst thing I've ever been involved with.
It was four minutes of shower noises and fart sound
effects and all of it was just as if I
was doing it and wheeze, yeah, and I just I
want to apologize to New Zealand because I feel like
that wasn't radio.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Well, hang on, it was definitely radio. And the setup
is accurate and and it's sort of in play with
what we're discussing here. We've even got the Big Show
Big Pole today weeze and the shower yes or no,
So it makes sense we're doing improv based around the
domestic setup of you doing weeds in the shower correct yes.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
When we do improv, and the raider, because it's purely audio,
has to say stuff like and then keysy, let's one
rip or something, whereas instead you were just pointing at
me to play fart noise, fine noise, fat noise, and
I felt like it was just me Aluiz making fart
noises for four minutes.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
Sometimes I like things to be organic and tools. They
naturally evolve keys and the beauty of improv it is
that sometimes you know, from your point of view, you
go that that was the worst radio ever, right, And
yet I look at the text here and go, what

(25:02):
is Keezy talking about that?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
Right?

Speaker 5 (25:05):
There is top quality radio that we just did.

Speaker 4 (25:08):
But the problem with that is you read that and go,
we should do this like this all the time. Yeah,
that was one of the worst things I've ever been
involved with, not the worst. I think that's some of
the best stuff you've been involved with.

Speaker 2 (25:17):
I think, and I say this genuinely and from my heart,
that was one of your best performances in terms of
the improv.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Keezy, Well, that's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (25:28):
I believed what you were doing there, and it felt
totally real to me.

Speaker 5 (25:33):
And that's the point.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Yeah, someone sticks through here on three for three. Wasn't
last week's improv? Also in the show, I don't remember,
I remember, no, but it might have been. But the
neighbor Oh yeah, you're in the shower. It feels like
there was an opportunity lost. Well we could have had
we could have been ripping ass.

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Yeah yeah, well look you see, and I would have
been proud to own it.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I just I don't want I don't want people to
think that the improv scene was just going to be
us acting out a scene and then fart noise is
just randomly playing. That's not what it's about. That's just
what it was.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
That that's just what it was this week, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (26:07):
You know what I mean? Something else right, Okay?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
And as I say, I believe, I believe it was
your most real performance yet and so I am very
loath to make an apology at this point, but if
you feel you need to then fill your boots.

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Yeah, I to fill my boots. All right. Well I've
said my part. Yeah, and New Zealand knows how I feel.
So let's just do you want to she herds and
knicks chase? Do you just want to wrap up and
sort of throw to them?

Speaker 5 (26:34):
Yeah, Well we've got a major announcement to actually get.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
The hiking being shown podcast.

Speaker 5 (26:44):
Yes, they live there on the radio Hodaki Big Show.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
This glorious Wednesday afternoon, and geez frills, what a special
tree day.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yeah, what a special tree.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
We've got a whole band in here today, the boys
from She Had. How are you going, fella? Yeah, I'm sorry,
I don't know if you know this. At the moment,
media is really struggling. So we've only got the two
mics for all four of you there, so you're just
going to have to share them.

Speaker 5 (27:10):
Is that okay with you?

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Check?

Speaker 4 (27:12):
One?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Two?

Speaker 5 (27:13):
Sounding great?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
So what's going on?

Speaker 5 (27:16):
Lead's what's happening?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
I believe you're doing your final tour apparently yep.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
Wow, it's not apparent. It's fact.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
It's fake triple fact checked.

Speaker 9 (27:26):
And it is not fake news, yes or misinformation?

Speaker 3 (27:29):
Sure, okay, well it seems what you guys get along
fairly well. But that's only what you're showing the public. Generally,
with any kind of a breakup, you know, you can
say we just sort of grew apart. Sure, I was
it one member's decision. Who was the driving force behind calling.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
It my guitarist sleep with my drummer? Yeah, relationships are
hard to contain. Yeah, yeah, well, I because how long
have you guys been operating Since the late eighties what's
the key to the long jeury jivity there? Because we're
three years and we're falling apart message.

Speaker 5 (28:02):
I mean, we hated each other after the first sex
month exactly.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
So what's the key to second together this whole time?

Speaker 10 (28:10):
The music man? Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, finding you know,
for you know, people with a similar drive, yeah, and
a similar desire to you know, go down different paths
and right, you know, and be a really tight rock
and rollman basically, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
And it was it a situation where someone woke up
one night was just like I think we did do
one final tour then ended, you know, or was it
something you've been sort of talking about and discussing or yeah,
we've been talking about it for a couple of years again.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
In all seriousness, In all seriousness, why, I mean, you
guys are legiends. You could go on forever man rock
and roll and ever dies fellas.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
Year, you could go on and on.

Speaker 10 (28:57):
I mean you want to go out with.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
A band with a bend?

Speaker 5 (29:00):
Yeah, Okay, I reckon, I reckon.

Speaker 7 (29:03):
Well it's yeah, it's she had requires an amount of
dedication and focus sure to make it work, right, And
that's not just because very easy for us to get
in the room together and write music.

Speaker 4 (29:16):
It's very easy for us to get up on a stage, but.

Speaker 7 (29:18):
To continue the narrative, to continue making the story and
the dialogue that she had is requires so much more
than that. And it requires people giving up time in
their life and they have to create space in their lives, and.

Speaker 9 (29:34):
That space is no longer available. So then the ability
for she had to deliver on that is not really.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Possible going forward.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
I'm getting a real kiss Motley Crewe vibe here that
this will be the final one, and maybe there'll be
there be a few more final.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Ones the opposite.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
But you see it a lot, right, You see a
lot where it's the final one, and that's sort of
how the band feels. I mean, there's they're pretty shocking
examples of, you know, of never ending last two.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Simon's shameless.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
We know, we know his accountant, so we know, right.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
It's interesting actually, and that's fair enough, man. I get that,
you know you often talk about you watch a TV
series or something like that and you've got God.

Speaker 5 (30:19):
The first two seasons were genius.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
And then it kind of wanes after that, and incidental.

Speaker 5 (30:24):
It was quite funny.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
The three of us were having a conversation the other
day about live gigs and you know and sort of
superstars and rock stars and shit, and whenever they do
their news stuff, everyone's like, oh no, we just want
to hear your old chats, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Do you guys get that a lot or what?

Speaker 6 (30:41):
The thing?

Speaker 7 (30:42):
Well, the thing that I think look for me, it's
a really funny thing because the thing I think brought
it into really clear focus is that we did Old
Gods in twenty twenty one. Yes, that number one over here.
We're top ten in Australia after thirty you know, thirty
six or then it was thirty three years. After thirty
three years to be able to deliver an album that

(31:02):
does that sure, and also one that's you know, it's
a blistering slab of rock and it's still moving the needle.

Speaker 9 (31:12):
Yeah, a lot of bands just end up eating their
own tail all that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
It's still that.

Speaker 9 (31:17):
So there, it was this brilliant piece of work and
we couldn't deliver around it.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
And so you know, in some ways, we started with
a Metallica tribute in this band, we started playing speed metal,
and we ended with one too because where that where
that landed us is that we couldn't deliver on it,
we couldn't turn it. We ended up in a counseling session, right.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
Yeah, right right, So that's that's the point.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
And it's like, well, okay, we've got all these versions
of what she had is and what our personal commitments
towards she had is, and what the spaces we bring
to she had in our lives, and that's not fitting
together anymore.

Speaker 9 (31:53):
So we can still produce the goods, yes, but can
we get out there and back it?

Speaker 4 (31:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Yeah, right fantastic said, well, let's go to one of
your great tunes and we'll get back to it.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
Yeah, this is Deb's night out, but hold aky big
shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keith.

Speaker 5 (32:09):
Oh june A Fellas Jim.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Absolute chune I will say it's it is, it's bloody,
but it's sweet. It's going to be a lot of
people that are sad about this. Like I've grown up
on you guys. I was over in Australia when you
guys correcked it with the General Electric was a really
big thing. You would always come on at home bake
or the big day out or any of those sort
of festivals, and you'd always sort of come on at

(32:37):
around about four or five o'clock. During the rest of
the day you pass around, but as soon as you
guys came on, the energy for the whole event completely changed.
It genuinely did. Like you guys have been adopted as
an Australian band. You're beloved the world over and so
for us to not have you a part of those
summer tools, to know that there's not going to be
any more albums that come out it is it's a

(33:00):
venier like you are our biggest even rock band.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's bullshit, you know what I mean. I mean, I
think you know we were talking about it before. It's
for something that we've come to terms with over probably
twenty four months.

Speaker 7 (33:13):
It's been something that you know, it has been on
the table, maybe off the table, on the table, and
then it's just it's it's found its natural conclusion.

Speaker 4 (33:22):
I just can't sustain you can't deliver the full package
because there is a way, like in the future you
could see she had you come along. You're not producing
your music. You just get together, you play all the
staff people want to hear, and then you're disband again,
But that's not what she had, is right. You guys
are always creating and moving forward. Yeah, I think. I
mean I was very much the last person to the

(33:43):
party with the deciding to finish up, and yeah, I
think rarely. It's not going to properly hit me until
we start doing these shows. But yeah, but I mean, yeah,
we just don't. We don't want there to be a
sniff of us fizzling out.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Yeah right, okay, yeah, you know, yeah playing there, talkers,
through the tour, fellas, where where You're gone?

Speaker 5 (34:03):
When's it happened? And all that.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
It's massive.

Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, it sounds well, it is.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
It is huge, and it's sort of enormous.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
It starts Sunday, twenty ninth December and New Plymouth instead
of goes one of Hawks, Bay Nelson, crimanal crist hitch
Auckland at Spark Arena on the fourteenth match. You're spreading
it out over a few months and the fellas.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
And the finishing Homegrown, finishing at home Grown home that
is huge. Dad is going to be an epic Will
there be epic night? Will there be tears on the
stage at Homegrown? It's hard tears.

Speaker 7 (34:35):
I mean for me, hit you at weird times.

Speaker 9 (34:37):
Yeah, you know, it's not a funeral, it's it's fucking
it's three minutes.

Speaker 4 (34:42):
And a cup of tea. I know. But tears hit
me last night night before I watched Gladiator again the
original with Russell Crowe, and when he's like finally going
home to see his kids, his wife and stuff, I
st I was home alone. As I started crying, I
was like, Wow, this is weird. You know so far
I was in your band, which I'm not. You're talking
about this more later, Keys, We're going.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
To be diving into this exactly like that.

Speaker 4 (35:07):
When he goes home. Exactly Really, it's exactly like you.

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Could you tell us with homegrowing. I'm assuming you'll be
closing out the show if you can tell us these details.
Have you got an extra long set or is it
going to be what's the gaps? It's got to be
You've got to give it. You've got to be given
Metallica link sets, don't you for that?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
Our guitar solos you're the thing.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
Just just on that front, Magie was commplaining because he
went to Peel Jam in the weekend and he said
he didn't like the little guitar solos.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
I didn't they went little by any stretch of the
there was there was many many guitars, and he's writing
the credy is unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (35:44):
But when you just yeah, every song, there's a solo
every song, which I like. I like the solo and
the song.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
But then he also got handed another ten minute solo
and it was he was taking.

Speaker 4 (35:55):
Like he was taking. She turned around to the person.
Next minute, he's.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
Well, at some point he did a guitar solo behind us.
He did a guitar solo behind his head during maybe
it was black. I can't remember what it was, but
it didn't make me think that he was an amazing
guitarist for being able to do that, and maybe think
that playing the guitar must be easy if he can
do that, you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
The other way, Yeah, it's totally easy. A fellas.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Guys are you know, I need to be said, as
Magie has already kind of said, with you guys are legends,
and you're going to be hugely messed. But I tell
you what, I massively respect what you're doing. And I
think that's that's a great choice that you're making. And
I have no doubt you're going to go out with
a bang boys.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
The shows will be special.

Speaker 7 (36:46):
Yeah, and it's it's important to us to you know,
finish it with the intent we started. You know, it
was full ownership determination, making something overwhelming and exciting for
us and the audience.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
And we're honoring it. Blood Man Well, John cal Phil Tom,
thank you so much for coming in sheeha dot com
for tickets that are on sale now to get amongst
that massive tour that's happening the Sun.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Good staff for hold Akuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kizy Is.

Speaker 2 (37:21):
Indeed, you're listening to the Big Show this Wednesday evening
now coming up after six o'clock. The results of the
controvers you'll Big Pole today Weeds in the Shower yes
or no. We did make the provisor that it needs
to be an eighty percent yes to make it binding.

Speaker 5 (37:36):
Lor didn't We fellos.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
It's right and if it becomes a binding referendum, then
everybody in the country has to start urinate in the
show if they don't already.

Speaker 4 (37:44):
And what you can do is if your partner doesn't
like it, like my partner, Yeah, you can screenshot the
results of the big Pole, show it to them whilst
weeing in the shower and say this is fine.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Yeah, and say look I didn't have a choice.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
That's right. We think about it.

Speaker 5 (37:56):
If we do that every time, we could get rid.

Speaker 4 (37:58):
Of toilets showers, just have showers.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
Actually, that's a good point, great point.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
That's a really yeah, thanks, a well made.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Also, what's on the TV with martmain O. That's me
So we'll be doing that after six o'clock. Stay tuned.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
I can welcome back your mess of backbones. You are
listening to the Big Show brought to.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
Get it yea.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
In the podcast outro today, the warm up to the
show that we record and then allow people to listen to,
we went in all directions, as we often do, because
it's very that particular segment, and I've got a funny
feeling that Pug Sarn has clipped off something that he
knows is going to really pess me off.

Speaker 4 (38:52):
The thing is, Jason, you're the one that sees these things.
So if you don't want to put out there, then
don't say it.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
What is the improv the Big Show clipped day.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Well, I'll just play it, yeah, and we'll just see right,
and then we'll react once it's played, and then you
can address it after that. Here you go. Make sure
you said Hodaki. This comes out every night, it's seven thirty.
You've spent three years of the show talking about how
massive your balls are.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
No, not my balls.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
I actually if I had to put money on it,
it would be the other way around.

Speaker 5 (39:22):
So Yeah, a little mushroom with huge testicals.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Just hanging on a command hook.

Speaker 3 (39:32):
So that wasn't too bad. It's actually made you shine, man,
because it was in a really good light. Because now
everybody's thing out there thinking about your massive moonhoppers.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
On your little command hook on my little what your hook?
You know the hooks that you put on the wall
to hang a picture up. Yeah, it's like you've had
two moonhoppers off there. How good is that good for
your image?

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Thanks? If you want to listen to the whole thing,
search Ducky Big Show We Get your Potties from comes
out every night seven thirty, along with highlights package of
the show, which is really good.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
Coming up next, of course, the results of the Big Show,
Big Pole.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
It's the food by Yeah, the Hodarky Big Shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keys.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Audio Slave there on the radio Hodaki Big Show this
Wednesday afternoon. But right now it's time four Big Pole
and the Big Pole today. Wheeze in the shower, yes
or no predictions. I'm going heavy on the wheeze. Yes,

(40:42):
go big we Yeah, I'm going big we reckon, I
reckon eight.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yes, what do you think, Mike? Because we made the
rule that if it is over eighty percent, then you're
allowed to do it and no one's allowed to comment
on it.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
I think across the country it's probably seventy three, seventy four.
I think our listeners, our animals, so I think it
goes up. I think we're ninety plus ninety plus ninety
plus yeah, okay because of the backbones out there.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
Yes, all right, So the results of the Big Pole
in favor of yes, ninety percent of New Zealand. Yeah,
is it ninety Yes, it's totally fine.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
Yeah, well it is totally fine, and it is totally fine,
and you can tell your misses that, man.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Yeah, because it's weird. She's freaking out of my missus miss.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
And actually, isn't there something antiseptic about wheeze?

Speaker 7 (41:33):
There is?

Speaker 4 (41:34):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
They say, she pee you on a jellyfish sting? Oh
you should No, no, that's not a jellyfish sting. That's
just on a jellyfish.

Speaker 5 (41:43):
And then they won't sting you.

Speaker 4 (41:44):
Oh yeah, yeah, And then it.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Goes for all fish and actually dogs and cats. If
you've ever urinated on a cat, they hate it. Yeah, man,
but cats don't sting you.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Did? I just dribble everywhere.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
I back in the day.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
I'm back in the day when I was going through
my vegetarian phase. I used to put my wheeze in
one of those little spray can things, and that's how
I clean my oven and stuff like that, because it's
quite a stringent, especially with the amount of pest I.

Speaker 5 (42:18):
Was drinking back then.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Right, So, bog, you're still cracking up about me dribbling
by accident. But there you go.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
Binding referreend binding referendum.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
There you go. It's impulsory. It's not compulsory to urinate
in the share nine New Zealanders say that you have
to do it?

Speaker 2 (42:36):
What what.

Speaker 4 (42:40):
Jace? You can't just finish that you have to wrap
things up.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
I'm sorry, just when you sat on yourself.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Kissys indeed the cure there on the radio Hoedarchy Big
Show this we Wednesday evening, Let's talk television.

Speaker 4 (43:04):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Yeah, wow, that was amazing. That was pretty cool, man,
It was beautiful.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Everybody liked that one package that went up with your
peg sogn and set it after the Radio Awards.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Brother, I think this one's going to get us over
the lag. Yeah, and just that part.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Nothing else about this segment, all right, just that part, Pugs.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
Just link them through together for three hundred and sixty
five days in a row show. All right, thanks mate,
good man. I went and saw Glad he had two
last night. But I'm not going to talk about it
until Kezy goes and sees it with Pugs Son. They're
gonna go and see it over the weekend. Yeah, so
I have a little bit of a chat about it.

Speaker 4 (43:53):
Sure, are you at least just say how many buzzies
out of five? No? Okay, no, no, that would not
that would really give things away. Okay, my prediction is
you didn't enjoy it. That's my prediction. Yeah, it's good prediction,
but I know, but I.

Speaker 5 (44:09):
Also know that I was playing the odds.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
We're talking to people in the office and now saying
Matt heath Win and sorry and he loved it. Yeah
that was me that told you that.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Yeah, he did go and see and he did love
because I was texting him afterwards and I loved it. Okay,
Well we surprised me and most of the reviews I've seen.
I spoke to one other person who was there last
night and they loved it as well. Right, Yes, I'm like,
I am looking forward to talking about it.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Interesting to see what you think of it.

Speaker 5 (44:32):
Jase, Yeah, yeah, well I'm definitely going to go and
see it.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Right.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
I've corralled the wife into coming along with me, and
she's teen, so we'll have a bit of a maybe
this weekend as well.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Actually, we're gonna have a chat about it. I watched
The Iron Cross and.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
It's it was on Sky Movies and you know which
you're getting for free, getting for free right now, which
is a massive bonus.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
From Sky's listening.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah, yeah, well.

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Don't because it only easily lasts two or three days,
and then they cut it off again just as you.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Get used to it.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Yeah, so it's obviously a tactic of these to get
you interest in Guard. This is actually quite good, so
I'll actually buy it.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
Except for the effect, it's actually not that great.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
The Iron Cross was.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
I think it was like a nineteen seventies kind of
movie sit in the Second World War R eighteen.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
Ooh how many five? Oh look old Hoidy j.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
I'll be honest with you. I love old movies. I
like the old war movies and stuff.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
It was great, you know, and it was pretty There
were speaking of buzzies, a few buzzies in it. A
war movie, and some of the effects of people being
blown apart were very well done.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I thought, because that physical effects that practically it looks great.
It was.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
It was pretty good, and I had a nice evening
watching it. I'll give it three and a half buzzies had.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
A fact Jason, Yes, it was in it.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
I don't know some old actors, yep, I do think
I can't.

Speaker 2 (45:59):
I can't remember the names of them. Oh, probably not
actors that our audience would know or you.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (46:06):
I recognize him, but I don't know their names.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
I watched an episode of Country Calendar that was sitting
in some More, which I thought was interesting. Basically, Keewe
Feller married to someone woman. As her dad was passing away,
she promised him that she had moved back to some
More and take over the land they are inherited. So
they moved there, started a farm. They don't even have
treated wood over there, so they have to make their
own fence posts and stuff. He's got like twenty cows,

(46:31):
runs a home. So I thought was interesting. Sure, And
now I was watching that, I was like, yeah, I'll
go to some More. Looks cool, looks really cool. Yeah, see,
I'd be into doing something. I know that and like
that is the kind of farming because I watched Country
Calendar and I'll go, Man, that's such hard work doing
it some More. I was, ah'd be pretty chill.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I think, Yeah, I do a bit of fishing, go
for swimming at a beautiful beach. Yeah, has a bit
of coconut milk.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Well, I don't know about it. Is that No, no, no,
you're a good from that. No no, no, no, you're good. No,
just don't it's.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
And Kissy Allison.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
Chains here on the radio Darchy Big Show this Wednesday evening. Now,
great news for all our fans out there.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Is the breaking news sure? Why not? Oh god, this
is breaking news. I'm sorry for playing that.

Speaker 3 (47:25):
That's really been bugging Meg.

Speaker 2 (47:32):
Sorr.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
I'm going to play the breaking news thing again. Sorry,
jasp That is that all good? There you go, this
is breaking news. That's that's been bugging me. Yeah, I'm
not doing it.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
Yeah, start backs.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Okay, The Big Shure, the.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
Big Show are on the road again and we're going
to be in the beautiful Tananaki next week next Thursday.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
In fact, that's right, the twenty first of November from
four pm the Big Shell be live. It's Shining Peak Brewery,
which is the first place we ever did a live
Big Show, and it was the plate the event actually
made us go we should so might I to the front.
I'm just my eyes are on the information on the
screen over here. But it was the first place we
ever did a live show, and afterwards we were like, man,

(48:22):
we should do this a lot.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, heap yeah, And then we did do it a
lot and then we got over it really massively and
then we're back again.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Yeah, we've had a little bit of a break and
we go in there and it's going to be bloody
good because it's the it's the Arts and tartoo Fest. Well,
we're going to have some backbones that are going to
be hanging around us actually tattooing people.

Speaker 8 (48:39):
That's right, brothers. The words backbones or good eating or
my wad or do or honker whatever you want, whatever
you want me. Yeah, there's backbone t shirts on offer
as well, So if you are keen.

Speaker 4 (48:54):
Of course, that's a warm up for the Old Tator
and Art Festival, which is happening on the Saturday and
the Sunday, the twenty third and twenty fourth, which is
always sold out, always a massive festival weekend. So why
not making a four day here the Big Show Shiny
Peak brewing Thursday at twenty three member form four o'clock
Beautiful the.

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Kissy Well do you go your med med med bastards.
There's a big Joe done the dustin for your Wednesday.
Got over the humper Maggie early night for you tonight.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
I'd say, So, missus is going to uh hot pilarates
you've been doing. She's been doing a twenty one day
stretch of that, going every day, great, every day to
that she made it.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
Oh yeah, she does because my wife really loves she
really enjoys, so does mine.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
She does it anymore. I help her out with that.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
Sometimes she doesn't do hot pilarates and miss you turned
on the Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
I put I put the heat pamp on like twenty
nine and.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
You make it. We're a sleeping big yeah. Is it
real plates or cheer pilarates?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
No, seventy dollars a month or it's on YouTube.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
It's free and it's on YouTube.

Speaker 4 (50:17):
Oh that's great. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:18):
So anyway, so she's going to that. So I'll look
after the kid, and I don't know what I'll do,
Actually I don't.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (50:24):
The world's my oyster. I'll drink a couple of bottles
of wine, smoking a peck of DUTs. I'll give you
a call, hood you, Joe.

Speaker 5 (50:28):
Yeah, sweet Airs, I'm going to be out, but I'll
call you anyway.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I still call me Kings. What are you up to? Mate? Tonight.
I'm not doing anything and I'm bloody stoked about it.
So have my wife's making cottage pie.

Speaker 5 (50:42):
No, so I don't mind the cottage pie.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
I'm happy about that. Yeah. If Mogi's not, so, we'll
eat there and then we'll probably watch something. We're actually
looking for a nice series to start because we've we've
burnt through all of our series and an in new series.

Speaker 5 (50:54):
Of What Between?

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Do You Reckon? You'll be wearing your dat hat maybe.
To be honest, Moga've got a duck her hat on now,
and when I get home as you take it off?
You do do you wear to take it off when
you come through the door?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (51:06):
I do it on the hat hook. Can I recommend
that you watched Mister in Between? I would love to. However,
she won't like it, so I have to watch it solo,
which I want to do, but my wife just won't
like it.

Speaker 5 (51:18):
Do you have house shoes?

Speaker 4 (51:19):
Keasy slippers?

Speaker 5 (51:20):
Now?

Speaker 4 (51:21):
I just with socks if it's cold out, Jay. It's
good question, though. What are you doing tonight?

Speaker 6 (51:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Well, as previously means I'm going out to dinner tonight
with the rules, so that's going to be good. Oh wow,
so that'll be no.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Yeah, you often insist that they pay.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
No, I'm actually pretty good on that front now because
for so long, of course they did pay.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
And now and now I've got dog squad money, you
know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
So where are you going? It's your shout McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's extrevant.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
So you're actually looking forward to that. Now, we're going
to a restaurant that I've been to a couple of times.
So what actually, what I'll do is I'll.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
I've had to restart it.

Speaker 5 (52:04):
I'll send you the menu.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Keysy, can you just wrap up the show please?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
Well I kind of am wrapping up the show, but hey,
now listen.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
Check out the podcast, check out the Instagram accomp check
us out tomorrow after we've had a round to go
see you later.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
Check it out