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November 13, 2024 10 mins

On today's show, tensions hit an all time high in the biggest beef of the Big Show.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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for for tuggets four to seven every weekday on radio.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah man, Hello, anyone else? Over it?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Over?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
What? No good?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
I'm in a great mood.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
How are you? Keysy? Is that?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
I don't know?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Today?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Didn't you know your wife was working from home?

Speaker 2 (00:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
No, I didn't not through lack of trying.

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Yeah, do you guys make much of an event on
that front?

Speaker 3 (00:37):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
I mean?

Speaker 5 (00:38):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Is it a scenario where you have to work hard
to get that happy?

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Can I just say I'm not interested in the answer here.
I feel like that's private. But if you want to
tell me that's all good too. Okay.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
Well, now I don't know what to do because.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
I mean, I mean that is not specifically the Keysy.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
I mean it's a gineer comment amongst all of us
as well, everyone in the green Yeah right, well, why
don't you lead us off?

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Um?

Speaker 5 (01:06):
Um?

Speaker 4 (01:11):
We have our times?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:15):
Just sometimes there can be an effort. But as you
get older, keys and you'll find this the older libido
drops down of but you're still a raging.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Bull at the moment.

Speaker 6 (01:26):
Well, it's amazing because I am like a few years
older than Pug's hunt, and like he's still going handies,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
Also, the world is his oyster, and he's just difference.
He's just shuckered.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Whereas like even the difference between me and him, like
he's redlining it at all times.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
I know.

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Whereas I'm doing, you know, I'm going pretty good but
not yeah, whereas Mogi Arickon's got the libido of about
a eighty year old man not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, I mean I gott lebdo. I'm pretty stoked about that.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
When are you going to mention about an old ram
cast and you've got to say that you're happy with it?
Are your fine with it?

Speaker 3 (02:11):
You know, melted ice cream?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
I feel like I am an old ram cast.

Speaker 5 (02:17):
Really, I want you to visualize an old ram in
the back paddock with ginormous testicles.

Speaker 2 (02:23):
It's just.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
That's just wandering around the paddock.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Grass, just getting them caught in thistles, yeah, dragging them
through cow pets.

Speaker 5 (02:33):
But I want you to imagine is an old ram
just lying on its side with massive testicles, not really
doing anything. Just go yeah, smoking a dark yeah, cheese balls,
having a coffee and you know.

Speaker 6 (02:50):
If you could take a drug sort of like matthew
Ridge with the myth. Yeah, that just makes you really
just straightaway kicks your six driver upper gear?

Speaker 3 (02:59):
Would you yous a horny?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
I don't think so, Okay, I.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Don't who else has taking it?

Speaker 4 (03:07):
Just you?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Just me and my marriage.

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Yeah, I'm happy. I'm happy where I'm at.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
Where I'm at as well, you.

Speaker 4 (03:14):
Know what I mean. It's just like, yeah, it's cool.
What a couple of losers. Yeah, I certainly it changes
over time. I will say it.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
The whole year you're getting me, it goes more hard
out it was more of it.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
And no.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
But you know there's that classic saying, of course quality
over quantity keasy.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Which is bullshit.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
I prefer quality unlike you have a quantity.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Don't sound like you like I don't like quality.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Well, I'm just saying you're in the high numbers. Still, Jesus,
you're right?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Still yeah?

Speaker 4 (03:56):
Absolutely yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:58):
Which show days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Remember the Archy Big Show podcast? What's wrong?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Makee you? Nothing's mate? I've just put on my feet
up a bit more relaxed. Yeah good that man. Sleep
last night. You see you had one. Well, I was
up late. I wonder the movie, and then I was
up early because I had a podcast to do at
the crack of dawn.

Speaker 6 (04:23):
I wonder if riding the Hogen, which you didn't do today, No,
because that can really, like, you know, wake you up
as you going what one hundred mile an hour?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
Yeah, it's interesting the chopper. I actually said to my
wife today about sleep. I don't know if I have
good sleeps anymore. I don't know that.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I just think that's just how it is.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, my parents, we don't sleep that much.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
An we're going through the greatest hurts here, aren't we.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, you know, just.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Going, but we are, aren't we there?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Sure?

Speaker 6 (04:52):
Sorry differently, No, well, if you don't want to hear
about Jamian and old ram cast I like.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
An old cat. And then we moved on to sleep check.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
But it's just you mentioned sleep and yeah, I said
to my wife that I don't know if I sleep.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Well or not anymore anymore. And I don't.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
You know, because like an old ram cast with giant testicles.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
Forgot what you're saying.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Well, no, you know, as you get old, of course
you don't sleep very much.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No, you don't because you're too busy making love.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I beg you because you've got massive balls.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
I don't have massive balls.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
You're an old cast.

Speaker 6 (05:33):
What do you mean you don't have massive balls. You
spent three years of the show talking about how massive
your balls are.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
No, not my balls, my car.

Speaker 3 (05:42):
I actually if I had to put money on it, it
would be the other way around.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
So, yeah, mushroom with huge testicle.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
A command.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
I want you to because I sent you that little
video the other day of the peg there keysy, just
I want you to have a look at that again
and then you have a real visual in terms.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Of your testicle size.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Yeah, that was like a couple of volleyballs and a
shopping bag just swinging as the peg was walking.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Oh yeah, did you show me that? I think you did.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
Is it a meme?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
That's a video?

Speaker 4 (06:19):
It was kind of.

Speaker 6 (06:20):
It was a meme is me walking after I've carried
all the groceres?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
It was. The title was a basis walking into the arena,
that's right.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Yeah, basically like a music gig.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
But in terms of you know, the love making, it's
all good.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
It's all good.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh that's good. You know you're I'm happy as I'm sweet.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
How often CAZy?

Speaker 3 (06:42):
No, it's not your business. I mean, you know, what
do you think looking at me?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I used to have a flatmate that was every day,
sometimes twice a day.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
I've heard people that are, yeah, and I was never
like that. I was.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
I was.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
You were more quality.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
I was.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
I was a beast, but I was never every single
day or twice sometimes three times a day.

Speaker 6 (07:06):
That's too, that's ridiculous, that's way too I can do
that back.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
In my heyday, but certainly that's not like that now. No,
once every don't say blue moon once.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Every blue cheese kind of. I would go so far
as to say.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Twice a year.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yeah, really, Yeah, that's more than I thought.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah, okay, twice a year and it's quality.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Oh yeah, well it's quality and it's quick because you
know it only happens twice a year, so there's a
lot of build up.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Okay, can you clip this off as the highlight for
today's show?

Speaker 5 (07:51):
You've been a fucking not pugs, Yeah, pegs or I
will humiliate you beyond.

Speaker 6 (07:57):
That is such an empty three big call when you
can't beck it up in any way.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
How are you going to humiliate him.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
So for the listeners, what's going on in the big
show at the moments. Pugs is blackmailing JAS because he's
got footage of Ja's having an absolute shocker ice to
the front.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Wise, yeah fell over and she fell over ye yeah, yeah, right.

Speaker 2 (08:25):
He tripped over the eyeballs that were bulging.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
And and and so what is classic And this has
happened a lot. Old pug Son has adopted the footage
to try and make it look like old messive.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
It's legit footage.

Speaker 6 (08:42):
And he's now blackmailing Jake's who threatens Pugs on a
daily basis. And now he's finally got some memos that
sort of fight back, which is exciting.

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Oh god, yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Yeah, sure, I mean if he wants a career, then
he just needs to think twice.

Speaker 3 (08:59):
I don't think he'd actually be able to impa You.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Don't think So what would you do?

Speaker 3 (09:04):
What would you do to stop Pugs' career?

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Well, you clearly don't realize what kind of relationship I
have with management here.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
What you would say, Hey, I want to get rito
of Pugs. They'll run it up the flag, pulsings it
out into the ether.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Oh no, I wouldn't want to get rid of him
because he's a legend.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Right and I love him.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
I wanted to be severely humiliated, beyond anything experience before.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
And I tell you what puts a smile on my face.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
Onto when he when he tells us routine stories, you
know what I mean? And when I come in after
the weekend and he is a glow.

Speaker 3 (09:39):
He's got shot.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
No, I wouldn't. I wouldn't ruin his career. May be
a demotion, maybe a pay cut.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
I don't think there's anywhere else he could go demotion wise.
You go to the radio show, yeah, yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
You get him to produce like the day Show or something.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
What what wouldn't most likely happen would be a bit
of a dock, you know, a cutting of the wages there.
He wouldn't be able to afford so many connies, which
you know would definitely have an effect. Yeah, and he
wouldn't be able to make so much sticky beef and
stuff like that. It would be more steamed.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Rice, nothing on it, yeah, pugs.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Yeah, So just watch it, buddy.

Speaker 6 (10:24):
Hey, listen to Hurdacky Big Show four to seven. It's great,
don't It's already a hurd. It's really good.
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