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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:10):
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Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, good stuff.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I can say that the old Big Show with broadcast
from some pretty exotic locations over the years. And we're
currently doing this podcast from beautiful Muda White Beach and
I'm looking out there, fellas, at the beautiful Beach Escape
out there, and I'm thinking I should have brought my
budgy smugglers.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Oh yeah, wow cycles, so.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
I could just have a bit of a plunge magie,
you know the ocean. You know, I am tified of
the I mean when I say a plunge, I mean
like a dog paddle, you know, like I'd set in
it and just let it wash against my breast like
a toddler. Yeah, and people could splash water on me.
But it looks beautiful though, doesn't.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
Want It's a great spot. But you're saying we've broadcast
from exotic places before. I don't think we have.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah, I just think they've just been grody bars. So
this is the most exotic location with the broadcast.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
The effect that we can see some grass. Yeah, and beach.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
You love beach a yeah, I do, man.
Speaker 5 (01:15):
And this is something that we should, you know, if
the Hiducky Swingers Club continues. You know, we should just
pick the most exotic locations and then just make purely
so we can be broadcasting from these places when we
probably shouldn't even be there.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Sure, I mean, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Sure? How is it for you?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
Mogi? How is what the first Hiducky Swingers Club?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Look, it's a hell of a drive. It is a jive.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
It's a hell of a drive when I usually go
about a minute down the road from my house, but
being able to turn up here, walk into the clubhouse
taking that view, watch you and Joe's fucking hack your
way around the final hole.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, I was.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Shocked to hear you Keesy say that you shot fifty
six on the back nine when I saw twelve strokes
right in front of me just trying to get on
the green. M So I am shocked by that fifty
six on the back line because golf mess mate, all
of a sudden, God, you must have been done well
on those other holes.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Birdie, boody, boody. He didn't actually get a Birdie. He
did actually get a burty today.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
But yeah, there's there's a thing they call, what is
that the cutoff or something where you're just having an
absolute ship.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
We see a maximum, It depends on the paras.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, so we set a maximum of seven on a
part three eight, Part four nine, Part five, just because
we had a deadline to hit sure.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah right, did you did you ride your hog out here? Magi?
That would have been good? Yeah? Yeah, you know, it's
actually like it was.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
It's nice for me from where I lived because I
go all the back way and it's and it's quite
and what I've got Google maps.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Of course, and then you still question it, and it
was actually quite a pleasant drive.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Well I would have. I would have absolutely run the
hole out here. But I treat my hog in the
same way that Keyesy treats his truck, and that he
does want to get me drops of rain on it. Yeah,
so I don't want to get any drops of rain
at my house. Yeah, look like it was. It looked
like the weather was weather. It was going to turn
a little bit. We won't get it home to we
won't get home till pretty late.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
Well, I was thinking my motorbike that I've got my hug.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
It's not it's not a two stroke.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
It sounds more like a weedy day dad.
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Watch me, watch me wing wing Wing.
Speaker 4 (03:27):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
They show week days from four on Radio Hurdarchy.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
The Wary Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
I was thinking, if if I can maybe make two
brackets so that I can have my golf clubs mounted
on the side of it.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Yeah, well you should get a sidecar.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Well, I'd love I was actually saying, I was going
to say to both of you, I'd love for you
one of you to get.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
A sidecar with your hogs. Definitely, I will buy.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
I will buy like, you know, a little helmet and goggles,
a little scarf.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
The problem is if I put a sidecar on mine,
my peddles might hit it.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
Yeah, I would love to see you guys going down like.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah, and you can have your scarfs on. I was
talking to the guy today who's lent me that whole
and he was telling me that I should be using it,
I should be cycling using the pedals. Yeah, it was
just I think I might take the pedals off. Why
did he say that, I don't know. He's like you
get your heart guts.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I thought the whole concept of them was.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
You sort of your peddle along the sort of flat
parts and then you put the hog and the gear
when when you're going up a hill sort of ship.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, well that would be. But also I could just
set there pusher button and it goes.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Fifty charge of that literally, I thought it was he charged.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
No, no, no, it's got two batteries on it, which
lasts for about twelve hours. Well, and then you plug
them and it takes about three or four hours to
charge it up something like that. And then so you
you blast and it goes through fifty.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Well that's the saying. Make my somenny going like five
minutes up the road.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
So why would you piddle exactly unless you were going
fifty kilometers sweaty? Yeah, I wonder if you could have
made it out here.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
It's it's long enough in my Teea truck, you know.
And that's a comfortable vehicle.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, that's a luxury wagon, the Tea truck. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Been a while since I've been out here as well,
so I sort of goot how far it was. Yes,
I used to come out here a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
But I film a lot out here with that series
I can't tell you about.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
It's called rooting in the sand Dunes with haughty j Yeah, yes,
and hardy dre snakes around the sand dunes and catches
people given wood mysteries.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I did actually make love once and on sand never again, right,
I mean it's all very well, being romantic and you know,
seizing the moment.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
It's just very gritty.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Well, there's it's a what would you call that, there's
a bit of resistance there. It's it's not conducive.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
No to it seems like a good idea, but then
it's like, actually you made love and the sand Keezy.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
Absolutely not. No, I'm too much of a clean freak
for that ship. And also I feel like you you
come out of it with like a really exfoliated.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Bat and and other things.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Yeah, and other things too.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Are you on your back in the scen haariy, Yeah,
it's right, partners giving it.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Oftentimes it's even worse when you're on your stomach.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
That's why I've got really smooth knees as well.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Oh you've got your orthopedic Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I've got my orthopedic slippers.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You're looking over your shoulder on the beach. Yeah. Oh
that is so good.
Speaker 5 (06:42):
But I don't think i'd ever ever even consider it
unless it was like a big picnic blank.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
At least you've got head wood. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you
know what I mean.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
No, then just wait, it would have to have been
a long time.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Seriously, I'm being serious here. There's no thing like like
fresh air to give you a massive rage.
Speaker 4 (07:03):
What the hell is that?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
You know?
Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeah, but that's that's the appeal of making love in
the open air. Is the feeling of fresh air on
your testicles.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
I'm sorry, what, sir, on your and your bullos? What
is the other thing there?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
Exactly, exactly, there's nothing like it.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
I mean, I I urinate outside all the time because
I just love the feeling of being free and in
the fresh.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Sorry, Jason, I thought you exclusively did it in the shell.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
That was yesterday changed and then you've got an outdoor shower.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, yeah, it's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Question is, did you do we's in the shower this morning?
Speaker 1 (07:47):
No, Mike, h No.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I think I was waiting for the shower to warm up.
But I would have No. I do it every single.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Day, yeah, I mean, if I have to, I will.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
And it's like it straight down the plug hole suchation,
no sort of all over the I see if I
can get it up on the shampoo and.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, always for that.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
And then I've got the missus keeps the toothpaste and
as well as a toothbrush. Yeah, so that always makes
it is a situation just right. It spins around real fast.
It's a situation where you can just walk in, not
even look, not even hold it, and just go. And
but I've never done I still feel like when I
do do it, which is not often. And in fact,
I brought this up with my wife last night and
she was just like your listeners and Jason like a gross.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
I mean, well, you know, we've just we've just got
the end suite done and so we've got a beautiful
glass shower.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
You installed a urinal when you're because you've got.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah yeah, like a little ditch at the end of it.
You know those little urinal lollies you get.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, that's a great idea. You just chuck the urinal
cakes in the shell.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah you may as well. How good.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
There's Actually there was an vitising campaign run in Brazil.
It might have been when I was still in Wellington,
I've got a weird memory of mirror mar when I'm
saying this. But they they were recommending to to the
to the civilians right population, for people to urinate in
the showers because it would reduce the stress on the
(09:22):
water usage on the fuckingruggle system. Yeah, so you got
less flashes because it's great. It's great water regardless.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Can you tell your wife that, kesy, No, but you
can tell her if you want.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It takes pressure off the sewerage system, the sewerage sewerage,
you know, I'll let her know.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
But still she's she's not in favorite unfortunately fellas well,
if if someone was to be listening to this right
now and just so happened to have the end of
podcast music ready there, Thanks Tilly, Hey, thank you very
much for listening to the Hucky Big Show podcast out show.
You should listen to the show as well, four to
seven every week down Radio Hodaki.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
So good.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
And can I just just as a little you know,
all the social media that was posted about a round
of golf today, I fucked those shots deliberately, all right,
So it's.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Good the way you set it up as well, with
keys of giving you advice. Yeah, yeah, So I'm just
going to read this. This Brazilian ad campaign is exercizing
that urinating in the shower will reduce your water consumption
by the equivalent of a flush of day or more
than a thousand gallons.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Of watery years. Wow, good man, that's fancy what I'm saying.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
It's good to know, all right bye, thank you.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Then