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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For All You Made Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast.
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RecA, Keyzy's in one of those weird moods today, you know, Magi.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Looking at before.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
It is that classic thing of someone that has a
little secret. Oh you know what I mean, And they're.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
Just smirking and smiling away, just going.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I just can't wait, like a kid in a candy
sort of reveal what it is that that I'm going
to put on the fellows or something.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
And I said to Pugson when I came in, Mogi,
what the fuck is going on with Keysy?
Speaker 4 (00:45):
He said, fucked if I know.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Yeah, And so it's like, okay, al, yeah, something is afoot.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
I feel like, yeah, I wouldn't get too worried about it. No,
I'm trying not to worry about it. I worried about
these things.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I worry less and lest these days about most things.
But I was just it was just an observation.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Something to yeah, yeah, it's not making.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah yeah, and his little cold there on his headphones.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
You there's nothing to worry about.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Jason I'm not worried about anything, but there's just something afoot,
something of foot.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
There's foot, there's a stench in the air.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Yeah, No, it's just I'm just in a good mood, man.
I just you know, today it was the first day
and a we while that I've had nothing on other
than the radio show What you Were Naked? Yes, other
than the radio show, which I wore. Yeah, And so
I'm just well rested. Had a delicious lunch cheese rolls
and spicy pumpkin soup. Oh wow, winter it was delicious.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Terrible day to day, wasn't it. Yeah, weather bomb funnily
it'll be enough, funnily enough. You know what I hit
for lunch, well, a tomato soup with a cheese toasty Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I love a cheese, cheese and kimchi.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Toasty kim chie.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
There's bloody good man. Highly recommend that it's very nice.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Okay, So because the All Blacks are playing at nine
am again, an't they?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Is that tomorrow or Sunday? I believe, I believe.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Well, no, I'm going fishing on Sunday morning.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Ten past nine again. I think against France, we've got
the bit of a tradition at my place of after
one weekend of Lucy making a kim Chie pancake for
breakfast and us eating it while watching The All Blacks
and how long is that be going for one weekend?
And I was like, sho, we did it again. She's like, yeah, okay, okay,
now it's a traditional.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Well, I just want to put it out there right now.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm going to be out on Sunday morning, so no
posting on the year away from it, and I'll watch
a highlight why not highlights?
Speaker 4 (02:51):
I'll watch a replay hopefully at like midday.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Sure do you have to go out first?
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Thing?
Speaker 2 (02:57):
Is that when it's smoothest?
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Yeah? Well no, that's when the high tiders feedy high tide.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, Adam ri Tai.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
There high tied Maritai.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Man, what have you got on this weekend? Mad? Bad?
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Nothing?
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Pugs and I be naked again.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Pugs and I. I'm pretty sure this is still on.
We're going to the movies. You see Gladiated Gladiator too,
Although I saw a review for a quick like two
sentence review for it, yeah, and my my expectations and
have been lowered slightly.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Well, every review I've seen for it has been positive right, Okay, yeah, okay,
that's good. All right?
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Can I start? Can I just ask well that I'm
not wanting a review. Who's the star of it?
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Poor miss Scale? And Denzel Washington is also in it.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Okay, I don't have an issue with either of those two.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
But Pascal, Yeah, I quite like Drove Pescal.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
He's my wife's Sam really yeah, kind of a step
of a man.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, I find him. I actually I was quite I
think I like him as an actor, but more of
as a human. He's a of a set, you know
when you see interviews with them and stuff. Sure, so
you don't want him as Jason's wife's hall pass. I'm
disappointed that that is what I was.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I was very surprised.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Yea, but because he's attainable.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
And then she was like, actually no, she changed it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, yeah, she's always had kind of the same hall
pass all the way through.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
No.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
Oh god, his name is just to scrape. He was
in Dark Waters, Mark Ruffalo.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
She's got a type the Hulk. Yeah, was he the Hulk?
Speaker 2 (04:36):
He's the new right Mark ruff him in the same camp.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
She likes Mark Ruffle. I quite like him too, like as.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
An actors Again, if he grew a mastache. She looks
like me.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
If he grew the stage, she looked like Pedro pest gal.
That's right. The whole Lucky Big Show week days from
four on Radio Hurarchy, remember the Hacky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
Well, what is interesting because you were saying your wife's
all passed was luxome Chris.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Luxem that's yeah, as a pakia, bald and older than
she's pretty keen.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah. Yeah, so he's only forty three, is he?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I don't believe that really, See he seems like the
kind of guy that would go around telling everyone he's
forty three.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
I'm not gonna won't break this out on TV check
because I know to toll annoy you, Jase. But I
was watching a Seinfeld last night and they had a
real the guy had a real good trick. This guy
had a real good trick where he would make a
bet with a woman. He made a bit with Elaine
and he said he said that Dustin Hoffman was in
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Star Wars and she's like, what are you talking about?
On Stars? He's like, oh, well, if whoever's wrong, he
is to buy dinner him, knowing very well that Dustin
Hoffman wasn't in it. And then he gets to take
her on a date without saying to her, hey, do
you want to go out on a date and risking
getting rejected.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Great, a great, great tactic, very good. So it's funny
because there's also one with George Costanza intentionally tries to
leave stuff at her apartment so that he'd have an
excuse to come back. That's right, but she keeps finding
it and busting him trying to leave.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
I watched, funnily enough, a blooper clip of Signed Out Today.
What's her name, Elaine? Elaine and the father, Yeah, the father. Yeah,
she just couldn't do it.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
There was talk that they were going to have a
spin off, right George's parents, Yes, which would have been
fucking magnificent. That's so funny. That's ridiculous, ridiculous. Yeah, anyway,
that was a good time.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
One of the funniest things, and it's been brought up
a few times I've seen on social media, is when
they they flash back to Jerry Costanza that his name
is Jerry Stiller, Frank Costanza. They've flash back to him
in the army when he was like twenty, and it's
just him playing himself with no makeup and he's clearly like.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Mid fifties in the rest. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, and so they didn't even try to make it
look like he was younger. It's very funny.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
A good show, yeah, really good show. You. Oh, Marge
is meant to be coming this weekend?
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Oh Marge min Yeah, she's.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Meant to flying tonight and just got a phone call.
Her flat's been canceled.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Oh is it the same down there?
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't know, it must be. Yeah, well maybe it's
because of here that they couldn't leave.
Speaker 4 (07:32):
It really has shat the beard today, but actually is
quite nice.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
But only on two occasions has she even not driven
to the airport. Right, So on two occasions she's not,
she got someone to drop her off, and then on
both occasions her flight has been canceled, leaving her stranded
and about an hour's drive from home.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
Oh no, because she's on.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Nor have Okay, that is such a pain in the
isn't it both times stitched out? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Can you uber?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Yeah? Both, she probably can to pick her up. It's
just a ball light.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
Do they do that scenario where they just cancel the
flights for all the entire day?
Speaker 1 (08:11):
They can, but they do it gradually. Yeah, they'll do
it one by one start it's all over. They'll cancel
a flight by flight right like we had when we
last went to the and they'll try and move as
few things as possible so they won't try and get
the flight at seven am to leave at one o'clock
in the afternoon. They'll cancel the seven eight nineteen twelve,
and then the one o'clock in the afternoon. One can go.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
Speaking of flights, my wife was having an anxiety attacked
today about the flights she's booked for us when we
go to was He next week China East China Easter
and she's gone, Is that even a fucking thing because
there's China seven and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Well, the other thing is is that you can claim
that back. You know you can claim that back? Yes, yes,
And I've never done it. I've always felt a bit
weird about going to the airline having to I think
you have to provide a death certificate. Arah, we have
to cut this out so that you can get a
bereavement discount or something rother because we obviously it's always
(09:11):
short notice, right and so yeah, they give you like
eighty percent of the money bag or something.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, we've also booked China seven. I've never heard of
these guys.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I've flown China something highly recommend. Yeah, yeah, as long
as you don't bloody good deal. The food's really good. Yeah,
the entertainment was great and the attend stripped. The hosts
and stuff are really nice. There was no strippers.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Are you good? Question?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Though?
Speaker 4 (09:35):
I might see if I can upgrade premium economy.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Oh you can't, I've already looked into it. Yeah. So
China easton what it's like to fly China Eastern from
Shanghai to Auckland would not recommend?
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Oh yeah, it was this is kezy reading.
Speaker 4 (09:52):
There is a stop over in between and China.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
No about China Eastern. Where're going? You're just going to Aussie?
So that's she said. That's it's a budgety aligned to
stop over in China on the way to Yeah, that's
not good.
Speaker 4 (10:02):
No, I mean I'm going to stop over in China
on the way to Vietnam. Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
How long is your stop over?
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Four hours?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
So good Guangzhoo and China Southern. If you stop over
for longer than eight hours, they'll put you up in
a hotel. And so we intentionally got a flight with
like a twenty hour stopover. We went to Sri Lanka.
They put us in a hotel in the middle of Guangzhou,
which is just a random industrial city, and we just
went to spend like ten hours adventuring around China in
this weird part of town.
Speaker 4 (10:29):
That's good to know.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
And as we're walking around, I was like, well, look
at this, and Lucy was looking around and everyone we
walked past was just eyeballing.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Lucy.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Yeah, they're all like the Chinese hoidy j you know,
in their fifties, sixties sorry, forties, spit everywhere and just
like just and then I'd look at them and they
wouldn't avert eye because you know, someone, what are you
going to do? Exactly the hell am I?
Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, they just looked at your mail went no threat there.
Speaker 1 (10:54):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah, So it's interesting. That's something to keep in mind.
Speaker 3 (10:57):
See quite seriously, because I was thinking, I was saying
to my wife and my daughter, you know, i'd be
quite cold.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Actually have a little ticky tour.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
We We're like, why the helloween in the middle of
industrial China right now, and like this weird city that
you wouldn't go to. And it was brilliant.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
Did you have some Chinese food?
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Yeah, man, no, I did, had dumplings and sing poos
and spicy noodles.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Still, I've only been to Where have I been? Shanghai,
maybe Beijing, I can't remember. Anyway, that was a stop over.
That's where I ate the dumplings and ended up shipping
my pants.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
That's also good to know, Magie, don't eat the dump points.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Shook my caps having shat all over the plane, and
then shat my pants and met Hillary Berry another day.
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