FULL SHOW: Tension's A-Brewin'

On today's huge show, Jase decides it's time to do something about his beef with Pugs, Mike takes our beef with The Agenda Podcast head on, and Keyzie's had it with his improv scenarios.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Twoey from bringing
back to Last and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Ye're right.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
This is big, big show, really big.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Well Jason Heiights, Mike and k Oh Kidder, you made bars.
It's great to have you company this Friday afternoon, the
fifteenth of November twenty twenty four, and you, my friends,
are listening to the Big Show brought to you by Twoey.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yea ye, get it on your yo yo yah and as.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Always, Moggie your type black T shirt on their looking
sensational mainhouse life.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
I was going pretty grassier, you mad dog, your six
son of a bee, you filthy burst. Thanks man. Yeah,
a beautiful day right across his nation of ours. I'm
going to speak for every single area in the entire country.
Absolutely personate, isn't it. Kitta and dogs, kits and doles.

Speaker 4 (00:55):
I've got a favor to ask of you, and I
want you to consider it before you say no, killed
it as it is absolutely pissing down out here. I'm
just wondering if maybe in the car song break you
go and wander outside and maybe get a little bit
damp and wet there and so that that very tight
t shirt gets a bit transparent and really clings to

(01:15):
your your gutters, etcetera, etcetera.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
I'll consider it.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Thanks mate, Keezy. Where do I begin with Keezy today?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Just say hello.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
He's just in the weirdest, weirdest mood. He said he
had a really big night and pushed the boat out say.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
That I didn't have a big night. However, for some reason,
I feel like I did have a big night.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah. My brain is running in about thirty percent capacity. Yeah, man,
which is a shame because usually it's had about forty fifty.
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, here's a bit damp. So you
got the rain, got caught in the rain.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
I was going to say, your bangs aren't as buffy as.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Normal, Oh buffy bangs, Keezy? Yeah yeah, I'm sorry about that.
I didn't get caught in the rain.

Speaker 7 (01:58):
And to be honest, it's been one of the worst
days weatherwise a couple of months.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I'd say misable.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
But I'll tell you what, it's not going to be
a shocker as this show because we have got so
much going on. We're going to be talking to the
winner of our diamonds on Richmond Prize to ten per
our engagement Ring. We've also got the Big Deck Energy
five thousand dollars worth of stuff to give away.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
We got the Friday Throbber.

Speaker 5 (02:23):
And we're also and this is a hell of a
co nobody else can do it. Yeah, the old cole
Player in town. And we'll be talking to Chris Martin
from the band later on today, so stay tuned for.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That for Whodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
Primal scream there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon and I forgot fellows and it was very
remissive me. Froud out Shyday. Have you got any froud
outs text us three four eight three and let us.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Know, Yeah, it sounds similar to shout out Friday, but
it's not.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
It's froud out Shiday three four oh to three.

Speaker 7 (03:00):
You hit yourself a twoy prize pack, Now, Fowlers, something
happened on the Big Show yesterday at the first ever
Hducky Swingers Club. It's something that involved Pugs. Aren't our
beloved producer and studio be there does such a great job.
And I think Jase you would agree with the statement
that of late tensions between you and Pugs have been
sort of simmering.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Well, yes, I think i'd agree with that, but I
think there's a lot of sexual energy going on there too.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
Yeah right, okay, so that's a mixture of both. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
Yeah, Well look it brings me no pleasure to have
to give you guys this, But before the show today,
I wouldn't have to we chat to pug Son, you know,
because yes, say, on the golf course, he ran Jas
over with the golf cart.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
He did. He ran Jas over. He And this was
my this was sort of my theory.

Speaker 7 (03:49):
Behold behind the whole thing, and I was probably staying
what fifteen meters away, So I witnessed the second half
of the action from where I was standing. It seemed intentional.
He ran Jas over with a golf cart, and I
had a bit of a sneaking suspicion that he infected
it on purpose. So I went under cover. I was
wearing a wire. I went into the B studio and
I asked Pugs whether or not he did it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, here's some audio. I'd just like to see what
you guys make of this. Yeah, are we Readdressing's foot
thing today? I mean you can if you want. I mean,
I figured you would do that in the from it. Yeah, true,
maybe in the last break of the floor or something,
because you did it on purpose. Eh, you hit it

(04:32):
on purpose? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I hit him on purpose.
How does that make you feel, jas, Oh?

Speaker 4 (04:39):
Look, I mean it doesn't surprise me. Yeah. I've been
pretty scarred by the whole incident physically, physically, mentally, and emotionally.
And I will admit there's been a weird vibe between
Pugs and I. I mean, my wife, you know, is
still very fond of him, still thinks he's got the
most lovely skin of all the big show. Yeah that's true, right,

(05:05):
So you know, I hope he's got it out of
his system and that you know, we're going to be
good from here.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
My worry is what's next, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (05:15):
Because sure, you throw a glar, you you screw your
paper up at the end of every day and you
throw it at the glass in his studio there, and
you rack him up. You do a lot of stuff
and he responds by running you over with a moving
vehicle and then confessing to it. I just want, like,
what if he sees you in the car park one
day you know what I mean, and he might run
you down. Do you think we should be worried about this?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Mike?

Speaker 5 (05:35):
Look, I think these guys just got to work it
out between themselves. It's not having kids toward you. J
You know you just got to check him in the ring,
and you know, last man standing as it were. Sure,
you know there's no point I was getting involved in it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Keesy.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
You know, they can just beat hell out of each other.
We get a little bit of content for the show
Happy Days. Yeah, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Yeah? Okay, Happy Days.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
I mean if if the victim is going to be
Jason's foot, if Jason's foot get his crushed, he spins
the evening putting his foot up on the sofa and
and sort of complaining to his wife about the exclusion
excruciating pain that he's in. Did I say I'm all
for it?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Man, you know I pointy j decides to jump on
Pokeson's back and bite.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
A zero off bully for him. I'm actually I'm kid
for that.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
Well, actually, what I propose and I'm going to propose
it to him just between the three of us here,
that him and I spend a week in at the
batch together, laid up on Viagra's. It would take some
wines and just see what happens close the blinds and.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I don't know if I want to go blind.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
And have it out.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
I don't know if I want having you in a
secluded place like that. You don't know what he's capable.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
I just think we should have it out, Keezy. One
way or the other.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
You may have it out or get it out.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
We both have it out.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Get it out, have it in.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
The wold Aking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
WANs of the Son there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Friday afternoon. The time is four thirty six now.
Yesterday on the show, shots were five between the Big
Show and the Agenda Podcast. The Agenda Podcast is a
daily podcast by the acc that generally focuses on sport.

Speaker 5 (07:16):
Is that correct, Fellas, Yeah, that's largely true, and just
a bit of waffle here and there as well, which
is absolutely fair enough. And the other thing they do
is accuse the Big Show of stealing the headphones that
they've got in the A SEC studio. So I was
listening to that podcast yesterday. They were quite pretty angry
about it. Every day, every day we come into the
studio every day, our headphones are gone. Bloody Big show

(07:38):
is stealing it, that are And I was offended by
that because we did not steal the headphones. We certainly
don't do it every day. We never do it. In fact,
we used to do it.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Well.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Jase used to do it probably two years ago, and
then I was about a year and a half and
we can now. We've all got our own headphones, We've
got our names.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
Where we hide them because we know how what a
treasure it is to have head phones at a radio
station and people will steal them. So we're well aware
of their complaints, have no doubt that somebody is stealing
their headphones, but the accusation towards us is untrue. Yes,
so we return serve yesterday on the show, and today
they have done the same. We each have our own

(08:18):
headphones which we keep in a secure location, and we
never touch those acc ones other than to borrow them.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
We never touched them other than to borrow them. They
very kindly let us use the studio, very grateful for that.
But so they admit they use our studio and they're
not grateful.

Speaker 7 (08:36):
A year and a half ago, Jace, you might have
been guilty of borrowing some of the headphones.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So they openly admit they have been stealing our headphones
up until a year and a half.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
That is just for them to throw shit out there
like that. It just goes to show what a low grade,
subpar product they are actually making.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Those glasshouses. And finally Jason Hoyd had this threat to issue.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
You know, you know what I want to say to
those those guys, say it to my face. Lame Yeah, Mania, Stuart,
say it to my face, pal, your lame mass sport,
bloody podcast, crappy nonsense. Well, firstly to say it face
to face, I have to get on my knees.

Speaker 2 (09:18):
This is good at times, ending to address what's happened
just this morning. Yeah, we needed some headphones. They were missing.
They were missing. Where were they? Where you went and
had a lock? Didn't you? Where did you find them
in Hidaki studio? Now what do they say on the
side of them? Acc property? So there you go, unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (09:35):
The accusations coming thick and faster, and the Fellows are
really feeling it. I know it because it used to
drive us up the wall, didn't it when we were
every single day we'd be searching a goddamn radio station
trying to find some headphones, not only any headphones, but
god forbid they should work, one of the channels will
be out. I mean, just an absolute shamble. So Manaiah,
there he's gone through. He's gone through what we've said

(09:56):
with a fine tooth comb to try and sort of
find any holes in our story.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
So it's gotcha journalism. It's got cha journalism.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
So so just to be clear, what we meant was,
we don't borrow your headphones. We use them while we
are using the acc studios. True, it's a matter of
some mantics, you know, picking up some on some tiny
details around you know, vocabulary there, which is which is
totally fine. We did steal, We did used to borrow

(10:25):
those headphones a year and a half ago. But we're
talking about the complaints that you're making now, not a
year and a half ago. And then this morning they
are fuming because they come into that, they come into
their studio and once again, Jas, these headphones are gone.
So once again they're accusing us. However, what they don't
know is that yesterday, we didn't do the show from

(10:48):
the home agues studios. Yesterday we were out at a
golf club some an hour's drive away. Correct, So the
accusation can only be that we didn't drive out there
when came into the studios, took their headphones, put them
in the ac studio, and then drove out to Middlewai
golf club to do the radio show only to annoy them.

(11:09):
Now there's something very obvious that has happening here. There's
somebody else that does a radio show in between when
we do it and when they go into do the podcast,
and that is the Breakfast Show, The Breakfast Show.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
Correct.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
The Breakfast Show are the ones that are stealing your
headphones every single day because they also steal ours.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (11:29):
So the Breakfast Show has obviously you've got Jeremy Wells,
Nomal Matt Heath, but they have different people coming in
and out, and then the two producers Finn and Jeremy
will come in to do the podcast. That's four people.
They don't have four lots of headphones, don't. They have
to get a spear pere. Not only is the Agenda
podcast subpar and a terrible product, so too is the
Breakfast Show, and I'd like to put that on the

(11:49):
air and just bring a third party in to this
sort of multi show discussion.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
I'm so pissed off by the allegations. I'm going to
go in there and start stealing their headphone.

Speaker 2 (12:00):
I tell you what would pay them back?

Speaker 5 (12:01):
Then you should start going into that little office who
got to the side, and start stealing all those bags
of chips.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
I want to do that.

Speaker 2 (12:10):
Now, start doing that, Just start doing it.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Start doing That'll start doing that right now? What do
you want? Sour cream and chi.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Actually in a pair of headphones too.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
The Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Peel Jam there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is eleven minutes to five o'clock. Now,
we've been running a competition over the last couple of
weeks Big Deck Energy with our great mates at Trade Tested,
where you have the opportunity of winning five thousand dollars
worth of product. Isn't that right for youellos?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
That's one hundred percent correct. That's a hell of a
p that's.

Speaker 4 (12:50):
A great price. We had our first win the last Friday, actually,
and she was just sensational. She went the whole entertainment
outdoor entertainment route, and I think she got it down
to the last couple of dollars there, and she's going
to have a great summer, no question about it.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
That's right. She completely stocked up her dick.

Speaker 7 (13:07):
She had the outdoor furniture, she had table, she had
a barbecue.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I think she had like an awning set up. The
whole back deck sorted. Thanks to trade tested dot co
dot m Z, we have got our second winner of
five thousand dollars who we are going to call right now.
And if you're impressed by her getting it down to
a few dollars.

Speaker 4 (13:23):
Jason, Yeah, okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Just you wait. Hopefully they pick up of course. Otherwise yeah,
otherwise we get this stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
You get a Mike AT's hoody, j Mogi and Keyzy
from the Big Show. How are you going?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Mate?

Speaker 1 (13:42):
A lot better?

Speaker 8 (13:43):
Listen to you gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Good on?

Speaker 5 (13:45):
You can?

Speaker 2 (13:45):
I can?

Speaker 4 (13:46):
I just ask you make what do you do for
a crass mate?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
I'm a banker?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
God damn.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Good mate. Tell me you're looking forward to the some
of there, Mike, Oh, good question. I certainly I'm looking
forward to the summer.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yeah, can't beat it really yeah, No, and a garden
and you know that are relaxing out of the bus
yep ah, love relaxing out back, mate.

Speaker 7 (14:13):
So Michael, you entered our trade tested docado in Z competition.
You went onto their website. You put together a shopping
list of stuff you'd like. So fellers, just take me
through it there easy. You've got the carpety ratan furniture
set two hundred ninety nine dollars. Oh, garden shit iron
sand one hundred ninety nine dollars, a garden shed, wooden

(14:35):
pig down kit twenty six bucks, a wooden floor kit
six hundred and fifty three dollars, A premium composite deck
tiles pack seven hundred and ninety solar garden light two
twenty nine dollars ninety cents. Total cost four thousand, nine
hundred and ninety seven dollars and fifty cents.

Speaker 4 (14:53):
Hey, Mike, Hello, that's all yours mate, No way.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
You absolute beauties.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Oh god, this is amazing guys.

Speaker 2 (15:03):
You can have a bear on me this week. I
appreciate that. Oh good on you mate.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Can I just say you've got it down to a
few dollars there might want a top of it from you.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
I know, well, it's just my job.

Speaker 1 (15:16):
You say, I couldn't help yourself.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Squeezing every penny out of a true banker. Bloody good.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
I'm sure.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I'm sure you can chuck in a few lollipops. Hope,
sorry was it? Sorry? Just say my wife would be
so happy? Oh my wife?

Speaker 4 (15:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah? Good?

Speaker 4 (15:34):
Hey, well, congratulations, my well done on entering the competition.
I'm going to throw you over to a pug sign
and studio. Be you enjoy all that merch mate. All right,
thanks guys, I really appreciate.

Speaker 2 (15:46):
It, no worries.

Speaker 7 (15:47):
A big thank you to try tisted. Who is everything
for your backyard delivered to your front door?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
How good? Eh? How good?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
Tune? Oh what is it? Jason?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Your glasses on its? Presidents of the USA.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
All right, okay, that's why I can say it the
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
Keysy Presidents of the USA. There on the radio, Hodarchy,
big shirt Presidents of the USA. A shell right, don't
get me started, Jason, don't get me started, Casey, yes.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Bugging, what's coming up? After five? Jason?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, of course, Friday Robberer Throbber. Also, of course we're
going to call the winner of our Diamonds on Richmond competition.
And that ten thousand dollars engagement.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Ring pretty amazing, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (16:41):
Yeah, it is really amazing. I think he's going to
do the proposal next weekend. I imagine he's going to be,
you know, tensing up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Also, Magie's got some sports chat.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
I got some sports chat if you fell well, actually
just on the sports chat if you could. Could you
want to do the football segment in the sports chat
this time? Kezy on you mate? Thanks that?

Speaker 8 (17:04):
So what.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
The hold aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold Ikey.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
It's the big shows. Friday Thrommer.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
Yes, indeed, nice to see it. But the sun coming
through there, Fellers, it's been pissing down all day here
in Auckland City, but the sun poking through the clouds
there another Throbber. Yes, Kezy, I.

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Hope it's nice wherever you are in New Zealand. Oh yes, yes, yes.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
And we've got to stop talking about Auckland because everybody
else hates it. So we'll just what should we call
this place where we live? What about Sydney?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Sydney? Okay, yeah, we're in Sydney. Beautiful, look at one
of the jobs.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
And money so much better as well.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
How does the public transport? So good? Man? So good?

Speaker 4 (17:57):
Another throbber is where we each choose a tune for
your frid Day night that hopefully kicks off your weekend
gets you in the mood to party.

Speaker 2 (18:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
And the throb of theme today was my foot after
the debacle that happened yesterday and the golf course you
you nearly got killed. I needly where Pugson drove on
to my foot in a golf and a golf cart
and then rather than back off my foot, he just
parked there.

Speaker 2 (18:22):
Yeah, must have done some damage.

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Well. I screamed and screamed and screamed, and absolute agony.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
And they're bloody, they're bloody, heavy barstards to those things
they are.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, yeah, but I'm all right, that's fine.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
So the theme is Hoidy Jay's sore foot. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:38):
And of course you can vote on the Throbber by
calling eight hundred Hodaki. First person to get two votes
on the phone line there wins and we've got we've
got a year.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
Long scoreboard, so it's getting pretty close as well. Feel
it is very close.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
Now, Can I just start by saying that Jace wanted
to change the theme immediately?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Oh yeah, this morning He's like, I don't like that theme.
Let's changed it too hard. He's wanted to change it
to Jason's hand.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
It's sore heads his hand is also so it was
me being funny.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I know who wants to let us off? I've gone
with pendulum crushed?

Speaker 5 (19:08):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Absolute, was that what was going through your head while
pucksand was running you down?

Speaker 1 (19:31):
No?

Speaker 4 (19:32):
I was just sort of wondering why he was smiling at.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Me because it was intention.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
He's always been a fringby fella. Oh yes, he's a
lovely fella, even when he's been a maniacal bastard.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Yeah, he's trying to kill me.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Who wants to to go next? Jason?

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (19:44):
I think it feels like it feels like he wants
to go last because he's got wounded.

Speaker 2 (19:47):
No, I'll go Nixon. This is my choice. Deep rolling,
rolling and rolling rolling.

Speaker 5 (20:06):
That's what you wanted Pugs to do to get off
your foot keep I wanted him to roll backwards.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter. You're halfway there.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Yeah. It was a traumatic day for me, and as
I mentioned in the podcast, I think it was. It's
pretty scarring what happened with my foot there. With that
in mind, I've gone with broken, beaten, and scarred by Metallica.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Are there any words or yeah? Man, that's off? Yeah anger.
Oh that's everyone's favorite Metallica album.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
But the good news is news and you decide, so
give us a call right now on Oh wait, one
hundred Hold it's.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
A BC boys by the way, great throbber, great three shows, great, yeah,
good work, fellas the.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Hole, actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
It's the whole Lucky Big Shows.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Friday Thrommer, here's indeed, welcome back your mess of backbones.
Hope your Friday is going along very nicely. Indeed, the
theme today Hoody Jay's foot after the debarkle on the golf.

Speaker 7 (21:34):
Course is did that's right? Pug Son ran Hoidy j
down parked on his foot. He was screaming. Great text here,
Jays getting run over by a golf cart is like
a regular person getting run over by a monster truck.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
So there you go.

Speaker 4 (21:49):
One thing I have noticed actually on the social media
lately is how small I.

Speaker 2 (21:52):
Am on the social media.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
Yeah, well you know how I've really You guys are
quite tall units. We are even pug sons are you know?
I'm just a little short ass.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Yeah, but you peck a lot in many think about
it proportion well almost almost everything.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
It's a hon ker cheph you nice that what you meant?

Speaker 8 (22:13):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
What you mean? They fell as? I went with this
one that is pendulum crushed and that's a reference to
your foot chase. Yeah, man, yeah, man, I went for
this one, roll and roll and rolling them biscuit there

(22:45):
and they came. They came.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
I think me and Pugs we went to that concert
earlier this year of Theft, and I tried to get
that one. People just would not go for them biscuit.
I don't know what it is because I read it
absolutely right. So you've had that reform and a couple
of the others, and nobody backs me. It's bullshit. Anyway,
what do you Joe, You've got a sick Yeah, a.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Bit of Metallica for you, Broken, broken, beaten, and scar.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Right, that's right. Mogi and I were trying to pick
which album that was on We were and we refuse
to google it and worked out that it was Death Magnetic.
That's right. I have google it to see if that's true.
It might be wrong. We just assume this.

Speaker 4 (23:30):
Let's go to the corners, Fellers, We've got Angel on
the line. Get Andrew, your mad bastard? What are you
running with their mats?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
What do you mean? What am I running?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (23:39):
What are you running? Your mad bastard?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
You?

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Oh well, I'm going to vote.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
I'm gonna vote for.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Here you go running, great tasting.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Let's go to Hoops from Auckland and the hoops, your
mad bastard? What are you running with? Hoops?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I'm gonna have to get the keys on.

Speaker 7 (23:59):
This CAZy good stuff, mate, Get on your hopes man,
love you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Good stuff Gezy June. Well, Dan, mate, Well it's a.

Speaker 7 (24:09):
Shame really because that was probably one of our best
th robbers in terms of just three absolutes.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Yeah, I actually thought I felt good for you. J Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Well, especially when you consider the fact that it was
me that was run over, I feel like I should
almost be compensated to win.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
Well, okay, why don't we give Kezy an esterix.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
The hohod Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
And Kesey.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Rolling is your front Ey Scroller? Yeah, seventy minutes past
five o'clock, let's go to.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
The school board. Bitt'll lim biscuit the old Keezy for
the win. The scoreboards looks like this.

Speaker 7 (24:46):
Out in front Keezy on twelve wins with one asterix,
jas in second place on eleven with six asterisks.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
True as to risks is.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
How do you say that?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Tricks? Asterisk as to risk? Apparently according to a text risk? Yeah,
I got yeah, and in third place Mike on ten.
That's right. Yeah, I'm looking forward to you guys taking
the title that you've.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Won three years in a row. I have, and this
year the tables have turned for now because Hardy j second. Yeah,
all those got six asterisks, so yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (25:26):
Yeah, I'm still predicting a Moggie run at the end there.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Well you forget that I've got a bit of time off,
which takes me right out of it. Look, guys, I've
had a good run. Well you've still got two weeks,
thanks mate. Yeah, you know, and that you could you
could draw it?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Draw it?

Speaker 5 (25:44):
Yeah, yeah, if nobody else plays for the remaining three
or four weeks, that's yeah, screw they should be they
all of those should have asterisks.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
Because I went on my honeymoon at the the last
year and lost the Throbber because of it.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
Yeah that's what you get.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
What I get? Oh bet a cure for you good SAPs.

Speaker 1 (26:08):
The whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keys is indeed.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
The quill there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Friday afternoon. The time is twenty two minutes past five
the cock.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Hey, Fiella's sorry five o'cock?

Speaker 4 (26:21):
Yeah, man, sorry what fire the cock?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
All good? So my daughter you heard about her? Oh
is this one and a half mogi ah Ben one
and a half mo.

Speaker 5 (26:42):
Yeah, it's that time of year Philellie lil and you'll
remember this from back in your day, the old school
sports day. Oh sure, it's a year of first from
my little one there too, first year at school.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
She's in year zero. This is Moggi Jr. Right, Yeah,
little Moggi there, brother Mogi.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
And so yeah, I got a head of a sports day.
A couple of days ago there and it's cute, didn't it.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
Well, it's interesting actually because some of my girls are
into sports, some of them were. Yeah, So for those
that aren't into it, it's traumatic.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
Yes, that is true, and that's exactly what we found. Yes,
some of the kids just had into it whatsoever. I
don't know if they grow into it or it's just
not in them and it never will be and what
the gats is. But I guess my kid the emogi
she's got, she's got a natural competitive sort of a
streak in her where she got that from. But at
the same time, she doesn't really you know, she doesn't

(27:40):
want anybody else to feel bad.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Sure, but you know, from my point.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Of view, I quite likely to try because if she
tries hard, does really well, it might encourage you to
do more, you know. So it's yeah, you don't you
don't want to not do things because other people don't
do them very well. You want them to feel okay,
you know what I mean. Sure, so I bribe with
some ice cream. I said, you know, if you actually
give it, you're all today, you can have some ice cream.
And she's all about the ice cream. That's sort of her,

(28:07):
you know, like beer as the.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
UKs lifeblood, the motivator.

Speaker 5 (28:12):
Yes, right, So we did the did the sprints there,
the little one hundred meters there, nine point two three seconds.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Not bad, man, what do you mean? Not bad?

Speaker 7 (28:22):
One hundred meters one hundred meters? And how old is
she five? She's five and sub.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Ten sub ten barefoot, beerfoot, And I always found beerfoot
was the best the world records nine point five eight,
but I think that was on a bit of a
slight decline. I don't think it's an official world record, sure, yeah,
but all the and then she did the high jump
that was probably you know, five ft five foot three

(28:49):
or so, so I think it's now what was it
one seventy six she did, Yes, she did six meters
in the long jump. She refused to participate in the
egganspoon race because she does my eggs. But the problem
was all the other kids were in tears and they
were so upset that they just wouldn't compete, you know,
they just she just sort of ruined the whole day

(29:11):
for them.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
And I don't know what I meant to do about that.

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Well, well, that's right, yeah, And I mean, of course
you're five years old, you their sports day and someone,
even though it was on a slight incline, breaks the
world record for had to met a sprint.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Yeah. Well yeah, so that's why they're feeling bad. I
can see why that would happen, are Yeah, but that's
not But the problem is, like, my it's not my
daughter's fault that the losers she on roids or anything
like that. Seems crazy.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
It's funny because I remember with my little one, the
youngest there and what's her name, Hoidy J Jr.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Junior, your grandson.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
So and it was a sort of a bitter sweet
day because she wasn't never into into the sport much.
But the same scenario if I I co worst a
couple of darries she five, time was different time Mogi
and a couple of cold beezies as well. So and

(30:18):
she was five and she wasn't really into a couple
of beezies and you know, a few darries she was like, yes,
weep bringing her on.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
So she had them before the sports.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
No, no that I was going to say, you can
have a couple of beezies and daries afterwards ginger bee
and she did the old pole vault. Never done that before.
They did that at primary school when she was five,
and I just remember this little tiny weed sick of
a thing, you know, picking up this enormous stick that

(30:46):
was seriously it was probably well, yeah, pole or she.

Speaker 2 (30:49):
Did stick vault or pole vote.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
She was in the pole vault, which was seriously, you know,
probably fifteen times her side fifteen times and how long
was it? Mate? I kid you not. She kept pounding
up there and stuck it in there and flung herself
over five meters five meters in the air and which

(31:11):
I think was at the time the woman's New Zealand
woman's record right for adults and stuff, which was an
amazing feat. But she was so powerful that she literally
flung herself onto the netball courts and just went to
Doo's because she didn't know about the you know, the

(31:32):
lucy goosey glazy knees and stuff and you know, so
so it was an amazing achievement. But then there was
tears and pain afterwards, which she was fine after a
couple of beers.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Yeah, right, What is she like in terms of the beers?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Ah Hammer and tongs.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
And kissy, just indeed rage against the machine there on
the Radio Hodarchy show this wet Friday afternoon. Now you
recall we had a bit of a thing going with
the Feells on Diamonds on Richmond with a very very
kindly gave us a ten thousand dollars and I'll repeat
that because that's worth repeating. A ten thousand dollar engagement

(32:17):
ring to give away to some lucky bar set out there.

Speaker 5 (32:19):
Isn't that right, feelings, That's absolutely right, and now it's
been repriced, revalued, and it's priceless well man, because it's
synonymous with the love, the love for one of our listeners,
and he is going to propose to his partner.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
That's right, and we're bloody excited about it, aren't we? Keesy?

Speaker 7 (32:37):
We certainly are fellas Diamond on Richmond. They certainly hooked
us up. They are your go to one stop shop
when it comes to engagement rings. And people might recall
we would people would write in their plans for the
perfect engagement. We'd read them out with this music behind it,
you know, and then somehow you get to factor in
the big show. And if we liked your entry, then
you get yourself at ten thousand dollar diamonds on Richmond

(33:00):
engagement ring.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
Yeah, which is good stuff.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
Well, very exciting news. We've got the winner in the
studio with us. You know, it's your real name, that's
your real name. You made ad Barsad first and foremost. Mate.
How are you going, how you're feeling?

Speaker 8 (33:15):
Thanks having me? And it's been a will wind of
a couple of weeks getting everything, really dealing with Danner's
and Richmond. They've been axnetely fantastic. They've walked me through
everything and it's just been amazing. And you're just carrying
down now for the big day.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
Hell good.

Speaker 6 (33:31):
Now.

Speaker 4 (33:31):
I want to know sort of some sort of detail.
I mean, what are you thinking in terms of your
proposal the have you have you finalized what you're going
to do here or are you're still sort of tuttoing
around the edges a bit.

Speaker 8 (33:43):
I think for the most part it's kind of locked in. Yeah,
And so we're just going to go away too, and
we have that spot. It's a very special process. So
that's kind of a game plan, and we have being
our fans and our planners and just to find a
really beautiful area, beautiful spot and of course my yeah,

(34:04):
and then yeah, they're done.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
On and done. Yeah mate, well that's the thing we
speaking of. Of course, Mogi used to live there for
many years. You might want to have a little chit
chat to him because I'm sure he knows all the
beudautiful spots, many beautiful spots to you, mate, I recommend
there's a little cafe just as you get off the
fury there.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Do it right on the dock, right outside the cafe there,
and if you copper know, you can jump straight back
on a fury and head back to awkward.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Well I was actually going to say, actually, or a bar,
you know, just go to a bar, so mean, go
and propose outside and if it all goes terribly wrong,
go and have a few besies.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
So you guys think fact are in the possible?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:43):
Is that? What is that you want your advices? I
mean for me?

Speaker 5 (34:48):
I mean I've proposed in dozens of women, and one
thing I learned was always make sure you're at least
a fifty to fifty chance of getting a yes. But
it's a numbers game. Eventually some fall or so and
and and everyone in love is a fool, aren't they.
And so I'm sure you've you've you've had some conversations
with your your potential bride here, and you must be

(35:12):
feeling on a scale of how many buzzies would you
say you're in terms of confidence one to five?

Speaker 2 (35:18):
I probably sam.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
Before just because I don't know if you're going.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
To be a fun Yeah, yeah, they know that's good.
Over confidence can be a bad thing. But how's the
anxiety level as well? I mean anxious because it's not
just your regular proposal. I mean this is going to
be documented, mate, and I don't know if you know this.
We've got millions, millions of listeners listening to the show
and they're all going to find out about it. Does

(35:42):
that put any more pressure on you?

Speaker 8 (35:43):
That's what's what's kind of getting to me is the
guilty answer out certain things like this is a good
example actually an ye.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Right, okay?

Speaker 5 (35:57):
Well can I just say, mate, once you get get married,
the lies pile up and the guild and anxiety around
those lines. They listen and listen, don't they, Hoardy Joe?
You know that, I mean, your lie as quick as
your breathe. Once you get married, brother, and you've got
all that to look forward to.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
Yeah, that's that's absolutely true, Mogi. And you know, twenty
seven years I've been with my wife, and you know,
the amount of bullshit and lies I've told her over
the years is extraordinary.

Speaker 7 (36:24):
One more question before let you go, Man, this competition
that you won, was this the kick up the ass
you kind of needed?

Speaker 2 (36:30):
You know? And if this didn't happen, when would you
have thought about actually proposing.

Speaker 8 (36:35):
That's a good question, mate, And let's be honest, probably
would have been about twelve months down the line. And
not because I feel like I'm not ready to perplace
this girl. It's more that that's how long a tas
to say for a ring. Yeah, And so the awesome
thing is is not I have to wait that long.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
I can. I can get on and get which is
just fantastic, awesome.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
And is it. It's a pretty impressive ring.

Speaker 8 (36:56):
Beautiful mate.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Now listen all the best, mate are We're going to
be with you a way. We're going to sort of
see how you go, and fingers crossed, she says, yes,
and it's going to be one of the best days
of your life.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Mate.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
The hold A Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (37:13):
The Dudes here on this glorious Friday afternoon. Of course
we're heading into the weekend, and there's always on a
weekend there's going to be some sporting action. So let's
have a bit of sport chat.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
Why not.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
Score score? Shall we sign off with the All Black
Fellows Sunday morning? What are you saying there? Easy night,
nine o'clock on Sunday morning.

Speaker 2 (37:39):
Morning.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
The the French always a doozy of a battle. I
see old buddies back at first five. Cody Taylor's back
and hooker are two very good selections.

Speaker 2 (37:52):
Though to be fear.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
To who's the other first five? For gods, Dane m
I thought he had a good game against the Irish.

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Did a bloody good game.

Speaker 5 (38:01):
And I think Robertson's point is that he's better off
the bench. He is a great injection, sure of pace
and energy, so fair enough, once everyone's tired, bring him on.

Speaker 4 (38:10):
Pain in the ass, pain in the He's an energizer,
Bunny Jace, you're going to watch the game live, man, now,
I'll be fishing.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Good on your brother.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Well, another thing that's happening, only it's happening on Saturday
two pm satellite is Mike Tyson versus Jake Paul.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Couldn't care less.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I'm going to be watching that. I'm a very big
Mike Tyson fan. What he's done in his life since
leaving boxing. He's a deep thinker. He's always got really
interesting things to say. And I don't know, man, I
haven't been interested at all until about the last three
or four days when I've seen interviews with him and
he has got the old dead shark eys going again.

(38:48):
He's It's like, because your fear is that this is
just going to be something where they dance around for
eight rounds, nobody hits each other, both of them get
paid forty million bucks, and it's a complete waste of
time watching it. Yes, but if he is, I just
I think he is obsessed with I don't think he
takes his record lightly and he takes boxing extremely seriously,

(39:09):
like he is a real student of it. And so
I just hope that he goes in there and just
smashes Jake Paul. I've got no idea who's going to win.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
And I will also say he's still in bloody great shape.

Speaker 5 (39:18):
He's an incredible neck and when you see him in that,
when you see him in the ring, working the pants.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
It's like he would murder me in three seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (39:24):
But Jace, when you're out there playing in the acc
game of cricket, right and the ball's coming flying at
and you play shots that you used to play back
in the day and the ball's already gone, Well, how
old is make Tyson fifty eight?

Speaker 2 (39:37):
Surely?

Speaker 4 (39:38):
Well?

Speaker 5 (39:38):
What's interesting about is when you watch both of them
on the pairs, and you watch both of them spad
Mike Tyson is still infinitely faster than Jake Price.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
He is.

Speaker 5 (39:46):
He is an all time great boxer. Jake Paul, like
Tyson has had more amateur fights than Jake Paul has
had any kind of fights.

Speaker 2 (39:55):
He is one.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
I think he's had fifty fights. He's lost six, but
of his fifty of his victories, forty five of them
have been by knockout. Yeah, he was like, he is
just an ABS. So yeah, I don't know what it's
going to be, man, but I'm definitely And it's on Netflix.

Speaker 2 (40:11):
It's free.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
I don't have to pay for that anyway. The other
thing is the UFC is on three oh nine. It's
John Jones versus I can never say his name.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Steve A. That's his name.

Speaker 5 (40:23):
This is a big fight because John Jones is regarded
as the greatest UFC fighter of all times, of all time,
and Steve A is a great as well. Although Steve
A hasn't is forty two, forty three years old, he
hasn't for had a fight for three years. I think
it's as a bit of a trash fight, but nice
to see John Jones just smashing somebody again. Olivia versus
Chandler as well. This is on Sunday Bonicle versus Paul Craig.

(40:45):
It's a pretty great card that's on your Sunday starts
about four pm, I think, so I'll be watching that best.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Good except how are you looking in the football there? Kiezy?
So how are you looking in the football there?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
What do you mean? Why would you just throw to
me with football? I'm not a football fan. You don't
like ah?

Speaker 4 (41:01):
No, I I just wanted you to feel a part
of No.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
I'm sweet, airs man.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
I'll tell you what you can do instead of me
just randomly doing a football report, which I have never
done in my career and probably never will do.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
Yeah, you talked about them last week? Did I beat
the Phoenix?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
And that's right?

Speaker 7 (41:17):
The Phoenix FC three zero that's right, and Aukland FC
not playing New Zealand are playing France obviously on the
Northern Tour, and New Zealand are currently the underdogs a
dollar ninety five they're paying, So it's not often that
the Old Boys and Black are the underdogs. So if
you want to win a one hundred dollars bonus cash bit,
text ta B to three four eight three right now,

(41:37):
Dollo the new app get your bit on rat bit responsibly.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Used indeed the offspring there on the radio hold Achi
Big Show this Friday evening. Now plenty coming up after six,
including a bit of controversy regarding the Big Show improv
this week, where Moggie and I thought it was some
of the greatest radio we've ever done. Kezy on the
other hand, decided that he thought it was the most
terrible thing we've ever done. So we put it on

(42:07):
a big pole and we're having a referendum whether it
was quality radio or whether it was the worst radio
we've ever done.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
That's right.

Speaker 7 (42:14):
The big Pole's been running on the Hoducky Big Shows
Instagram story. It has been running for twenty four hours. Now,
this referendum is binding. What was the percentage that it
had toifty?

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Fifty? Yes, we needed to be eighty for your mo.

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Yeah, well that was a different thing altogether. No, we
said fifty yesterday.

Speaker 2 (42:29):
What about seventy?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
No, why not? It's going to be fifty.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
And we did agree to fifty. I mean I said fifty,
and you went what and then here, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
That's fifty two. Then Keezy fifty two. I have to
say the greatest fifty sixty.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
No, I'll give you sixty, man, thanks Mike sixty JS
fifty two, can give me sixty.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I'm not starving this until it was sixty. Iigue sixties fear.
If it's turned as sexty, then maybe people have got
a point. Yeah you man, Okay.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
The hohod Ache Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 4 (43:09):
Welcome back in Massive Backbones. Genuinely hope you're having a
great Friday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
Now.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
The podcast outtro is essentially what we do to warm
up for the radio show proper, isn't it fellas?

Speaker 5 (43:22):
Yeah, that's probably about right. Mate, and it's some of
the best chat you'll ever hear outside of the radio show.
I'd say, and if you're not listening to it, you're
a mad dog.

Speaker 2 (43:32):
Yeah. Can I also just say the Hecky Big Show
is brought to you by toy Yeah, okay, get you
know it's get it in ya, Keezy, get it in
yea hoity.

Speaker 5 (43:49):
Can we just get on with I was just wondering, Keezy,
just while we're on the subject of Towey and get
in it in? You do you like having a few
toys and just sitting around with the leads and just
having a bit of a chit chat about life and
all that.

Speaker 6 (44:00):
Yeah, man, good on your brother. You me too, man, Jace,
I would yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because mates, I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Actually, it's it's great to see the billboards coming back
into into the public sort of arena again because.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
It is too serious. Yes, it is too serious.

Speaker 5 (44:22):
And I was actually I was driving along just the
other day there and I was sitting in my car
and I was just sort of pondering the state of
the world, and I was thinking, I just feel like
people could do with a laugh man. And then I
look out the window and there is a billboard and
I was absolutely pissing myself. Literally literally, it's so funny.
I pissed all over myself. Yeah, well, put you pissed

(44:45):
your pants. So it was worth it, men, because I
could do with a laugh, right there? Can I start
with that?

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Can I be honest with you in terms of pissing
your pants while you're driving the car? Yeah, when I
was driving out for the golf game yesterday, I was
an absolutely the hysterical laughter thinking about all of us
and what a debarcle it was going to be. Yeah,
And as it turned out, it was, Yeah, you didn't.

Speaker 2 (45:08):
You didn't sort of foresee that you get run over
by PA.

Speaker 4 (45:11):
Didn't see that part.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
But feel as the podcast the outro is like bonus
content we do, isn't it? Sure?

Speaker 4 (45:17):
Man?

Speaker 2 (45:17):
You can find it by searching Hocky Big.

Speaker 7 (45:20):
Sure we get your potties from Here's a clip today
about Jason's wife.

Speaker 4 (45:27):
I quite like pescal he's my wife's really yeah kind
of And then she was like, actually, no, Mark Ruffalo, she's.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Got a type the Hulk. Yeah, if he grew a mastache,
he looked like me. If he grew up a stage.
She'd looked like Pedro Pescal.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I thought it was actually I thought it was actually
safe to play that clip, but I discovered it's not.
I think my wife will be hearing this, and I'll
be hearing about it when I it hard.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
There's nothing wrong with them as wall pass.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Yeah, I know, but she doesn't want it.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Paul Tito, that's right.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
Oh yeah, yeah on that side of things.

Speaker 2 (46:12):
Certain, Hey, here's a tun Is this the transplants.

Speaker 4 (46:17):
The Hurarchy Big Show podcast to kill us there on
the radio Honarchy Big Show this Friday afternoon. Now we've
got to a crucial part of the show where we
have got a binding referendum that we've put out to
the listeners out there whether our Big Show improv this
week with Kesey doing Weeds in the Showers quality rate
A radio and or Paul Radio. So let's go to

(46:39):
the big pole, the Big Pole.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
If you haven't heard it, don't don't listen to it.
Probably advice.

Speaker 7 (46:53):
But if you want some sort of context around this referendum,
search Hodarky Big showhere you get your podcasts from. There's
a highlights package of the show that Pugs does daily
comes out at seven thirty. Yesterday's one, we had a
little snippet of all you need to hear, so just
listen to yesterday's one and then this will apply to you.
You've been able to vote for the last twenty four
hours on the Hoducky Big Shows Instagram story. The results

(47:15):
are in, Fellers, would you like to make some predictions
because we all agreed that sixty percent was the level
it would have to get to for it to be
guaranteed good radio.

Speaker 4 (47:23):
I feel like we were sort of led into that
hard with Kezy being and I feel like Kesey knows
what the score is and sow he's gone. I'm going
to tip the scales a little bit here, Fellers.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
I just concentrate on our listeners, and I know our
listeners are animals. So I'm going to go eighty twenty
like it.

Speaker 4 (47:41):
Wow, I'm going to go seventy thirty like it.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Yeah, right, but you wouldn't let me have sixty percent,
but you're going seventy thirty.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Yeah. Seventy eight percent of people said it was great race, Yes, great,
all right? So two yeah, there you go.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
Well, you know what that says to me, Fellows, We've
got to do more of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (48:03):
Well, it sounds to me like three at what I say,
that's essentially three quarters, right, So it feels to me
like seventy five percent, three out of four breaks that
we do should at least have some urine or farting
in it.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I just say that was a good one. No, that
was my accident. That was me thinking that was not
a real far who fart when.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
You think, yeah, it must be really reassuring for you though,
to know that seventy five percent of our audience went,
my god, that is genius radio.

Speaker 5 (48:38):
And also to know that you're in the safe hands
of a couple of radio veterans over here. Yeah, you know,
even though that you're feeling that might not be the goal,
you can just trust us in our instincts because we're
you know, we sort of feel at least on par
with seventy eight percent of the audience totally immune with them.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
And I'm already thinking, I trust you. So I'm looking.
I'm already thinking of some scenarios for the next impriv actually,
and I think it's going to surpass what we did.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
This was so it doesn't involve me farting and doing
whees and that sweetest I think something go along the
lines of, you know, you've eaten some dodgy chicken on
the way out, and on the drive home you've been
trapped on the motorway and you've pulled into the driveway
and you've had to sprend them through the front door.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
Action the Whole Lucky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
David Bowie there on the radio. Whole Lucky Big Show
this Friday afternoon. But right now it's time for What's
on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
I watched Steinfeld last night. Seinfeld Have you heard of that?

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Man?

Speaker 2 (50:05):
Yeah, let's got Jery of it? Jery Nomen Very good,
very good. What do you watch Jason?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Well, it was really it was a really interesting Thanks
for your contribution to it was a really interesting evening
for me. Last night. I was so much pain with
my foot and there was a movie and I that
are my wife and I were going to watch it.
We've been saving up.

Speaker 2 (50:31):
Well no, but were you know a special movie?

Speaker 4 (50:34):
It was a special movie. But as I say, we
were about five minutes into her and I was so
wrapped with pain because I had my foot up on
the couch there that I couldn't concentrate, and I just
said to my wife, actually done it. Can we just
flag this tonight because I'm in so much pain. I
just need to take some pain killers and go to bed.

(50:55):
Is that alright with you?

Speaker 2 (50:56):
And so will you take us through the whole conversation?
What did she say?

Speaker 4 (50:59):
She said, that's totally fine, darling. You look like you're
in a lot of pain.

Speaker 2 (51:03):
Yeah, take offense to that.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
No, no, because I mean there were tears and I
was sweating.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
Because I thought that you kind of guy, and this
has always been my experience of you, you just shut.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Up and get on generally speaking, that's the case. Maybe
I do, but that you know, having a crushed foot
is crushed. Yeah, I mean there's about a crushed six
broken bones in there.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
So I just took like five pain killers and went
to bed and we.

Speaker 2 (51:26):
Went to be together and live.

Speaker 4 (51:27):
I thought you had to just we made love and stuff.
But I just couldn't concentrate, you know what I mean.
There was just too much going on on my body.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Yeah. Okay, Well the good news, as fellows, I watched
something last night.

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Oh thank god for that.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
I watched Grand designs uk Oh, that's the one that
you misses five and she likes the New Zealand host
and he's got here. She was like, man mea m
she's all over the show.

Speaker 4 (51:54):
I heard he's hanged like at Stallion too.

Speaker 7 (51:57):
So the episode watched last night. Right, is this guy
who he's a captain of a ship in the North Sea.
He's a captain of a ship that installs windmills in
the North Sea. He works five weeks on, five weeks off.
He's in charge of the whole thing. He is a
control freak. He's a micro manager. He is a boss.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
He got the house designed up, they started building. He
wasn't happy.

Speaker 7 (52:19):
He fired everyone and said I'm doing all of it
because I don't trust literally any tradespeople to do anything
the way I want it to be done. They showed
clips of him working with a few people that would
come to help, and he'd say stuff like work with me,
not against me.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
What are you doing? We going have to do that again? Restart?
Oh no, And he he was a real prick nightmare.

Speaker 7 (52:39):
My wife and I spent the whole thing being like
I would not have gone on this TV show if
I was like him.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
But he doesn't know does he thinks he's the man.
Can you tell me about his wife? She is the same,
Oh she was. So while he was in the North
Sea he came. I shouldn't have presumed that he was heterosexual.

Speaker 7 (52:56):
But he'd come back for five weeks and work on
the thing, and his wife would look after their three kids,
work her full time job as well, and then while
he was away she would handle all the stuff. And
then at the very and so I was like, man,
she's got a hard, hard you know, she's had a tough,
hard road. And then by the end she was like, no,
at the end of the day, if it's not done
up to the standard we want, then we'd rather just
do it like you guys.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I don't hate it if if they're happy being like that,
I mean, I worry for their children. I worry for
their children. Oh God, that tough times h were there.
It was supposed to take one year.

Speaker 7 (53:26):
It took five years, and halfway through, halfway through, he said,
if I'd known it was going to be like this,
I would have just sold it and moved on.

Speaker 4 (53:33):
And that was the point I was about to make,
which is I love when they doing these massive renos.
It's like one million euro and it blows out to four.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
That's what I want to know is where does the
other three come from?

Speaker 4 (53:47):
Thank you Mogan.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
The other thing I want to know is where does
the first one come from?

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Good point?

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, TV and Z plus check it out as a
Fellers was interesting, Keezy, that's good stuff, Brother.

Speaker 1 (54:02):
Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesey
Cool jam.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
There on the radio Hodaki Big Show this Friday afternoon.
Now listen. Huh we're on the road again, fell us.
How are you feeling again?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
Not? But can you play on the road again, Kezy,
because it seems like we should be playing there if
we're goin on the road again.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Cool, We'll just done find that. It was pretty exciting,
isn't it, Hoidy Joe.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
We've been throbbing about the opportunity to get down to
New Plymouth ever since the first time we went to
New Plymouth, which was the first time that we.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Did ever done a show on the road.

Speaker 5 (54:32):
Correct, it was one of the greatest times we've ever had.
I got to sleep underneath a steer. Well, well you
had you know you would say that you had your
own room and what we could only describe as a
motor in which must have cost about eighteen dollars a night.
But even your room didn't have its own door. It
was all sort of mezzanined and open planned.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
It was odd.

Speaker 4 (54:51):
It was odd, and I'm pretty sure there was a
body in the closet as well. There was, and it
was me in a tar polan, but I didn't want
to look too closely, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (55:02):
Did you come out of the closet in the end. No, No, Hey,
we're not staying in that same place, which is good. No,
I've been told you. We're staying in a different place
where everyone gets their own room, which is a shame.
Not that I don't know if that's true or not. Yeah, right,
But we are going to Taranaki.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
We're going to be at the old, the old Shining
Peak Brewery where it all began for our first one man.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Yeah, you guys had to share that room. Yeah yeah, yeah,
you guys made love. Oh that's right, Me and Jason
made love.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
Yeah, because I left the room middle of the night,
just sneaked down in the keysy's room there and we
hamming away there for a little while.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Yeah, so that'll be good. Yeah cool, No, great sake
easy yeah, man, just forget you bringing it up on
here again.

Speaker 7 (55:49):
Hey, Shining Peak Brewing this Thursday coming, it's November the fourth.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Why it's November twenty first. Wow, that was from four pm.

Speaker 7 (55:58):
That's right mixed up, Yeah, shocky shocking today and it's
celebrating the Tato and Art Festival which is on sat
Day and Sunday.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
It's a bit of a warm up for that.

Speaker 7 (56:06):
So to celebrate, we're gonna have the great new Zealanders
from brothers Ink coming along as well. So you can
get a backbone tattoo or a good eating or my wife. Yes,
and we'll have backbone t shirts to give away as well.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
Great mate.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:17):
So next this coming Thursday twenty first, Shiny Peak Brewing,
New Plum.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
We're gonna make love again.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
The whole Actually, big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Well there you go in there, bards. That's a big
show down and dust did for this week. Moggie your
weekend planes please.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
Well me old Marthy she was March March.

Speaker 5 (56:48):
She was meant to flying tonight from the Hawk's Bay,
but the flight got canceled, so she's coming tomorrow, so
a bit a mum time will be.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
A bloody good, beautiful bloody weekend. Nice. We'll get her home.
She can look after the kid for the weekend and
me and the missiles will go down the pub.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
Because yeah, great, staff mate, How tall is March seven eight?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
So can she go on a regular ear line? Oh?

Speaker 5 (57:06):
Ye, going the regular She just has to buy She
has to buy six seats all the just to lie
right across the aisle.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Yeah, that makes seem bit of pain.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Hey, what are you up too, cheezy.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
I'm going to chill week in this weekend? Yeah, winstart.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
Hey that's from Lockstock smoking bars punks. A and I
are going to go see Gladiator two this weekend on Sunday,
another day. Serious, we're going to go see that. So
see what all the fuss is about other than that
chill week in which I'm excited about.

Speaker 4 (57:37):
Yeah, good stuff, Jason. I'm going to do a bit
of fishing. I'm really hungry at the mat. I've been
hungry the last sort of week and I'm just going
to eat a lot of food.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
Just eat.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
I am but I'm eating more for some reason. But yeah,
just a bit of fish and a bit of sporting
action and maybe if the weather's good, my lawns that
kind of carrying. Yeah, it'd be very nice. I won't
be here Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday next week, but i'll catch
up with you good Barstards on the Thursday when we're
going down to the Neki. Hey, no, listen. Have a

(58:10):
great weekend out there everyone. Make sure you check up
the podcast, make sure you check out our Instagram account
till Monday. See you later.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
Bye.