FULL SHOW: Bones To Pick

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:12):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
Is the biggest show on Earth or right, It's also
Wins the twentieth of November twenty twenty four to two
minutes past four o'clock and you are listening to the
Hidaky Big Show brought to you.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
By Tilley Mike, Mama get it in.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, of course the Big Show down one member Hoity
j officially back on deck tomorrow. Can't bloody waite We
broadcaus in live from down in Tartanaki's actually coming on
to Shiny Peak Brewing. But Mogie, it's a beautiful day
here in Sydney, yep, where we do the show every day,
and you look dressed for summer.

Speaker 4 (00:54):
Oh mate, I've got my black T shirt and I
got my gray jeans on this morning though it was
it was heinous, it was cold, it was raining, it
was stink and then I skips Sonny, I'll blet you
in on something. Gekis you're thinking about this earlier. I
don't dress for what the weather's like. When I arrive
at the radio, I dress what it's going to be
like when we leave at seven o'clock, right, do you

(01:15):
know what I mean? So it's beautiful, but then you
come and hear the inconditions on, it's freezing cold, and
then by the time you leave it's not as beautiful
as it is now, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:23):
But aren't you like really hot than man when it's
like really hot and you're wearing like a hood.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
But I'm only hot from the time I go from
home to hear that's because I'm the car I've got on. Yeah, okay,
because I'm hot like all day and yeah, right, but
you wear anirects and all sorts of car like appearance wise,
oh like I'm a good oh yeah, which reminds me
you've got sort of. It reminds me of my mass
teachers when I was in the third four. My mass

(01:46):
teacher's shirt that he would wear you were taught by
but also also were would we are stubbies, which I
don't know if you've got on, No, it's got my track,
your track is on. Yeah, it's a nice shirt though.
Is that khaki? It is khaki? It's from Aussie Australia.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yea from Sydney. We do the show, I mean, yeah,
it's from here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's Sydney. Then it's
confusing shopping in Sydney. Well, of course there is good shopping.
That's why I moved here. That's right, it's very confusing. Hey,
you keep the texts coming through. On three four eight three.
By the way, a listener called Ben has already tixed
through some maggot's been here ready for four hours of filth.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
Well I know he's doing the maths on that one, brother,
but we're from four to seven.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, but hey, maybe the night show is going to
be extra filthy. Hey, speaking of filthy, Mogi, this is
a segue up next, I have we've we've had beef
with the Agenda podcast. We solved that because we were correct.
Were I've got beef with the Huducky Brick for show,
which I would like to bring up on the show next.
I want sent to them. I need answers. And then

(02:48):
after that, the return of disgraced former Hducky host Matt Heath,
who has been stealing content from us really got a
bone to breg on today's show that's coming up after
some pacifier from Ship hard on the Huducky Big Show
with the.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy the.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
Zerosmith on the Hudarcky Big Show thirty minutes past four
this Wednesday afternoon.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
You've got Kezy and Mogi.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Of course Hardy j back on deck with us tomorrow,
but we've also got in the studio now with us
someone who may be familiar to the radio Hdarchy audience.
Disgraced former Hodarky presents to Matt Heath.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Welcome aboard.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
You said you're going to describe me as the returning
prodigal son.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, said the hero returns, Yeah, the hero tense. Yeah. Yeah,
it's great to be back.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
The first thing you did was coming here and just
look around the studio and go, oh, it's weird being
in here.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Yes, certainly changed. The second thing you did was break
out the biggest vape I've ever seen. Absolutely blasted it.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
Yeah, it's sort of a Pebblo's dog situation. I vaped
so much in the studio.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
As soon as I walked down it to my hand,
just reached into my pocket and got it out and
I clouded up.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
The are you telling me you're not vaping upstairs?

Speaker 3 (03:58):
I am vaping up hosking studio a storm. I'm like,
I'm like a steam train in there on.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
The douce flu a. How's that going? Because you're considering
quitting that, quitting the vaping. Yeah, I was like, I'm
considering it. Yeah, good. Yeah, as long as you're considering.

Speaker 5 (04:13):
Considering it, it's up for debate, and it's in front
of a sort of a pre debate committee.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Feels like I got to be post summer. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Well, when you and and Hardy J give up the
analog vapes, I'll give up the.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
You've got a few few months a year as long
as you say you're going to do it a lot,
As long as you just stress yourself.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
Out worrying about more damage than the actual darts due
to you, then like then you can be adjacent.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Hood of a man.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
Now man, he before we can really you know, do
a bit of a welcome back and how you gon situation.
We do have some beef. Oh and we've been really
we've been dealing with beef a lot lately. We had
beef with the gender podcast. We sorted that. Oh, Yeah,
we've got beef with you. Someone actually takes through saying, hey,
Matt Heath on his new show on ZIB he's actually
got a segment that sounds very familiar. Oh yes, I

(05:03):
might just play the audio now, we'll.

Speaker 4 (05:04):
Just see what you have to say about it.

Speaker 6 (05:05):
It is time for Topical Tunes. This is the part
of the show where Matt and I each pick a
song related to a theme of the week first to
three votes via phone.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I'll wait one hundred eighty ten eighty wins.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
There's probably no surprises. What band I'm going to play
a song from? As I was saying before, the Coldplay
concert was just so good. I think they're a great band,
and they're a fantastic life band, so.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
So I eight hundred eighty ten eighty. I don't know
if we need to blast their phone.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
Text nineteen nineteen, Mat he what do you say to
the allegations that that sounds exactly like the fridayber Robber Robber?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Did you not hear it's called the topical tune? He can?
I just commend you guys on coming up with a
really catchy name a topical tune. It's bloody good you
do and that's once a week, is it. Well?

Speaker 5 (05:58):
When I suggested the topical tune just Friday, they was
it was in a big it was in a big boardroom,
and they said, well we can we can do.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
That, but we'll work on the name. Oh yeah, that
No one's whipped on the name. It's a good name
for that throb Would we have to use that? Hey,
I've got some historical allegations.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
What did you say to allegations that the Friday Throbber
Thursday Throbber was just the blitz versus Jizzz repackaged?

Speaker 3 (06:25):
So talk us through the Blitzez are again. So Blitzbee
jizz for the longest time. In the Met and Juy
Breakfast show on a Friday, Men Jurry would play.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
A song on a theme people would vote on eight hundreds.
Yeah good, I forgot that number. It's the name of
the station. I've heard you said enough times on your
new show.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah, and and the best the best of three first
of three one so wildly different from the topical tune
or the thropper.

Speaker 4 (06:54):
Yeah, yeah, that's true. Well, I don't know. It felt
like the throw was a very orige no idea of
the way that people have responded to it. I didn't
feel like we'd stolen from anyone, but certainly if we had,
it wasn't vindictive, which is what it feels like with
what you've done.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
It feels well, yeah, it was because I left with
a lot of ill will towards the station. So I've
been loving grenades backwards at our, but I've been riddled
with anger. See, this is a very interesting thing. When
someone leaves the station and goes to another station, they
usually taken straight off here. They might jump ship, go
over to a competing station, or they've disgraced themselves and
have done something illegal and have to leave.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Yeah, this is a.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
Situation where you've gone to another show and we can
get your backhead and say, hey, man, how's it going.

Speaker 4 (07:35):
But just to be fair, you have disgraced yourself repeatedly
over the years, and yet somehow you haven't been fired.
So I don't want to say just because you haven't
been fired for it, that you haven't disgraced yourself, because
you have. Yeah, well, I mean.

Speaker 5 (07:45):
It's it's sort of just an orgy of disgraces, and
it's hard for anyone to focus on any particular thing
to take you down with it by the time, by
the time they're dealing with the last one, you've done
a worse one, and they just they just it creates
a lot of paperwork, a lot of admin and eventually
they got up and promote you.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Yeah, I guess another thing on that topical that topical
tune is it was called and we might have to
consider changing our name to that Zy because it's the
tune that you actually selected, and that was a cold
Play tune and not just any cold Play tune one
that I have no time for really, but we've actually
got some yarn to have with you about cold Play. Okay,
So we might go to a tune and then we'll

(08:22):
come back and we'll have a yarn about that because
you've got a story that I heard on your show
the other day, or I just assume that you are
lying through your teeth, knowing you as I do.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Yeah, Well, it's always a good first port of call
when I sell a story that it might be a lie.

Speaker 4 (08:36):
Well, either that always stolen it from our show. Here's
Pluto on The Houcky Big Show.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
The Hdiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on radio Hodichy.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
Twenty six minutes past four on the Huducky Big Show.
That's Wednesday afternoon. Keezy Mogi Hoidy Jay returns tomorrow, but
joining us in the studio at the moment. As a
man who's come out the back of plenty of DC
songs in his time, I sort of.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Hung out of back, hung out of.

Speaker 3 (09:03):
The familiar ramblings of met back in the studio with us.
Good news is he's been acquitted of stealing content. We
managed to sort that. Yeah, it's all good. However, I
understand Mogi. He told a story on his show. Yeah
that's right that you were listening to. Yeah, yeah about it.

(09:24):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
You can ask me about it and I'll go gell
mad about it. Classic double her you get at music Radio.
Yeah it is. And I was listening to your show
and actually was the podcast we're getting podcast one, because
we're sort of on your round about the same time,
and it was just as this yarn about you doing
a positive review of Coldplay. Yeah that's right, which I
thought was sad to begin with because I thought one

(09:45):
of the chances of that happening. But I think you
should probably tell it, as you probably told it a
thousand times since Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Well, yeah, I was on the My clas Can Breakfast
show giving a review for Coldplay, and I went along
to the show and I absolutely loved it, and I
like many a bit of Coldplay, and look at that
might flare up some That first album is one of
my all time favorites. Yeah, fantastic, and so I see
my interview went like this. I always found Chris Martin
very talented but quite punishable. But I went to this

(10:12):
concert and he's one of the best front men I've
ever seen, and now I'd follow him into battle and said,
he's right up there with your Mick Jaggers and your
Freddie Mercury's and in terms of how he holds an
audience in the palm of his hands. Yeah, fifty thousand
people and they're all about him and it's an incredible show.
I talked about the spectacle of it and the sheer
admin around it and the logistics, and I talked it

(10:35):
up and then I thought, well that's it.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
I'll get on with the day.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
And my day was actually flying down to a hockey face.
He had to do a speech down there with Glaane.
Thanks to Minoghi's many laid speaking to the defense force.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Hell of a time.

Speaker 5 (10:53):
Well later on, that's a whole other story about stealing
a uniform and running around and stealing chairs, and he's
like he didn't get shot anyway. That's a whole other
story for another day, probably a bit of story than
this one. But I ended up getting contacted by management
of Cold Plan this today. We heard your review, was
wondering if you'd wanted to come along to the show again.
We've got some invites for if you come along. I thought, oh, yeah,

(11:15):
I love about two hundred meters from the ground. I'll
come along again and be fantastic.

Speaker 4 (11:18):
So now I'm all good. I saw it a couple
of nights ago, done and so I went along, arrived,
got the tickets. They said friends and family.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
So I went into a room before the show, and
you know, a couple members of the band were in
there and having drinks.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
And I thought, oh, this is nice, cool, this is
what it is.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
And then I went to go to my seats, but
then I started to One of the management came up
to me and he said we had a great chat
to him, and I was saying, well, this guy's spending
a lot of time with me, and then he goes, okay,
as the room cleared, hey stay here. And then he said, okay,
do you want to come backstage before the show goes
on and.

Speaker 4 (11:54):
Meet the band?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
And I said sure, And so me and my partner
Tracy get invited along, and I thought, oh, we're just
going to sort of sail to the band. But then
then before they went on and back in the whole
admin area, the logistics here, it's pretty cool behind the
stage there all them, just like an army having to
put a show like that on. And then then Chris
Martin comes out, comes up to me, grabs.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Me and goes, mart yeah, I heard your review. Thank
you so much, so much for what you said. He
gave me a big hug.

Speaker 5 (12:24):
You know you that's amazing and it really really meant
a lot to me, and a whole lot of stuff
he told me that he said not to share.

Speaker 4 (12:30):
With anyone else.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
And then and then we talked for a bit and
he gave me another cuddle, and he goes, hey, would
you guys like to come with me and and Tracy too,
And he grabbed us and took us in over and
brought the band around and brought the the the backup
singers around, and he told a little story about about
about the day and hearing my review, and then he

(12:53):
said and he said, okay, so and then they all
said thank you. And then he said, so this is
Matt and see and then he goes, put your hands
in the middle, and then we all put her hands
into it.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
They do, I'm sorry to interrupt it with hands in
the middle. Do they do fiddle with your diddle or
is that a New Zealandism. They didn't say hands in
the middle, foot with your diddle. I did put it
with my diddle. But then they said, that's not what
we do.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
That's not part of You can fit it with your
little after the hands in the middle, with your dodle
before the hands in the middle. And we don't want
to put her hands in the middle. Yeah, that wasn't said,
but it was implied. Sure, So for once I didn't
fit it with my doddle before my hands in the middle.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Struggled with that. I did. It was highly unorthodox protocol. Anyway,
put her hands in the middle.

Speaker 5 (13:35):
And he said some more nice words, and he said
to Matt and Tracy, and then put the hands in
the air, and then they ran on stage and then
I threw some balloons out from.

Speaker 4 (13:43):
From the stage.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Yeah, so you were on the stage in front of
the stage. You were just in front of the stage
with cold plate, Yeah, throwing backstage with and then and
then in backstage.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
It's a pretty amazing yarn. Yeah, it was. It was.
It was good.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
And I thought that Chris Martin is a bloody good guy.
He he he preaches what he lives. This is what
he preaches with his believe in love.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
Does he have a Tom Cruise level of intensity in
a one on one situation? Do you think he's tall? Yes,
he is quite intense. Is he dead? Imagine? Is the
eye contact would be pretty consistent with that? Is there
is good eye content? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:19):
Yeah, And I think he's spiritually sound yes, but having
hugged the man a couple of times, yeah, great body.
He's definitely pushing some tin. But it's also a yoga
yoga so he's tall and quite muscular and quite yoga
y Well.

Speaker 4 (14:37):
It's bloody good, isn't it that from your point of
view that you go through a process and you're putting
out all this positivity yourself, a lot of love and
it's not often that you go into news talk ZB
and you hear anything positive, and you've gone out there
and you've said really nice things and it's gotten back
to him. He's heard that and it has mattered to
him at this point in his life. On that day,
he needed to hear something and he's responded in a

(14:58):
way and brought you in. This is a mad psycho
for for Coldplay.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
So she's feeling very flash and mate and Chris Martin
has made me look very good in front of the misses. Yes,
because she's thinking, you know, we haven't been seeing each
other that long.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
She thinking this is, this is, this is the standard
that she's going to become a customer to. But moving
forward it's always like this is.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
And so I'll be bringing you down for like a
hands in the middle with your dinner with the big
show before that.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
On the final tour step some balloons around.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
But you know what I'd always sai, I've always said this
to you, keysy, haven't I.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
Think I wanted to love and or love you take
is equal to the love you make.

Speaker 4 (15:40):
You have said that to me, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
didn't really get it.

Speaker 3 (15:43):
Yeah, And so I put love into the world and
then love came back to me.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
But that was pretty quick. Quick, that came back that
love real fast. Yeah, normally it takes a little bit
longer to matterfests than that.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
But then but then, Margie, I've got hemorrhoids. Ah, so
where did they come from?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
Because I, well, that comes from you been a disgusting pig. Yeah. Right,
And and it's too much. I remember my doctor saying
to me when I had I was putting up, I
had to put suppositories backside there. Yeah. Yeah, and that
sort of it was almost the size of my thumb.
It wasn't inconsiderable. Well, that's a form of making love.
It was. It was I felt like a new man

(16:20):
every day of the week. And but my thing with
that was she said, you can't strain too hard. If
it doesn't just come easily, you just got to leave it.
You should not be grilling your teeth and bearing down.

Speaker 3 (16:33):
It's just gonna move from a really nice story from
coldplated how to not get hemorrhoids.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (16:39):
You tried that, because the other one is the tube
that you squeeze, the tube that you had unleasure unleashes
in your backside. Yeah, it's got a guys, it's and
unleashous three four three.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
What's your favorite time on you? I don't. I don't
have any on me, but I will be. I will be.
Think when I get home, I'll send you a picture.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Well, can I just say, look, Matt Heath disgraced former
Hurdaku's Matt Heath. It's great having you back in the studio.
Congratulations on doing the longest break we've ever done on
the Big Show.

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Eight minutes standard when we.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Still well, when you get a big name in might
as well, I'll get the most out of it.

Speaker 4 (17:20):
It's good to seeing you man, all right, Okay, guys,
love you. Okay.

Speaker 1 (17:23):
Then the Darky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy Tool.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Forty it is a tune forty six and two. That's
how old I am, forty eight. So it took a while. Yeah,
forty six two two. It's nice.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
It's nice to follow up like an eight minute Matt
Heath with a six minute Tool.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
So I agree.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
It's bloody great. You're on the Hducky Big Show, by
the way, with Old Keesy and Old Mogi as well.
Old Hoidy Jay. He's back on Dick tomorrow where we'll
be broadcasting live from Tartanaki Shining Pig Brewing. Make sure
you come on down and see the show live. Moggie,
we've been settling scores of late. We just had disgraced
form of Hodaki announcer Matt Heathan, Yes, because he was
accused of stealing segments. It turns out we actually stole

(18:08):
a segment off of them, kind of and a lot
of shit.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Yeah. Well, it's oftentimes keazy that great minds will have
the same idea at the same time. It could be
on completely different sides of the world. Yeah, you're right.
Other times you have them consecutively. Somebody will have a
great idea and then you know, about a week or
two later, you have exactly the same idea. Yeah, and
that often happens when you're working on the same radio station.
Way exactly. And so what he's done is he's gone
over to his show. He's pitched them basically the Friday Throbber.

(18:32):
He's come up with a snazzy new name for it,
and he's passing that off for topical Tune, topical tune
of the Week, whatever, it's called so I've got it.
And last week the acc accused us of stealing their headphones.
We addressed that.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
Yes, the way they did it was they just threw
the accusation out there and it was up to us
to prove our innocence.

Speaker 4 (18:49):
Yes, I would like to do the same thing.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
I would like to kick up a bit of a
farce and I would like to accuse the Breakfast Show
of being filthy bastards.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Okay, all right, what are you talking about all the
dishes that they leave line around here?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Okay, well, this is the first thing we need to address.
I am not talking about people that sit where Jason
Hoyt sits, because every night he leaves glasses of water
in here. He throws rubbish on the floor and doesn't
pick it. He's a shocker. Yeah, and I have repeatedly, repeatedly,
I'll pick up as rubbish and then I'm like, what
am I doing? Why am I picking up Jason's rubbish? Okay,
So that does not.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
You're not talking about all of the you know, like
the glasses and caps and mugs, coffee cups and all
of that Breakfast levia every day. You're not talking about that.
I'm not talking about. That's right, I am talking about
not none of that filth that deal with every day.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
And so where I am sitting is the control panel
of this radio station. So whenever you're doing like a
solo show, Captain Keesey, they call me. They don't, but
here's a nice ring to it. So the other people
that set here form the producer of the breakfast show,
Mesh Mesh. You've got Angie in the morning, Greg Prebble, Yes,
you then got us, Yes, You've got the night show afterwards,

(19:59):
which is usually as well, and then weekend announcers.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
I have gone through sixty percent of these people, and
you've gone through them. I've gone through them, and I
have asked, have you.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
Been through the weekend announcers? Sorry, Tony Lyle You've got
Blaring Hamilton. He does it out of Hamilton. Oh that
doesn't count.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
And Tony Lylof doesn't use the studio. You've got Pug
Sun who's very clean. You've got the pants Man who's
a filthy bastard, but he hasn't done this particulars thing.
And I've realized I haven't even seen what the thing is. Mike,
You're ready for this man underneath this disk where I'm sitting,
someone has been sticking chewing gum, chewing it up, putting
it under the desk. There's about six pieces under there today. Angie,

(20:39):
she was using the desk and got it stuck to
her leg. That is disgusting, and I fresh that is
a freshy. I would like to accuse Finn from the
Breakfast Show, who sits here, of putting gum under the desk.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
Well, and I'm fuman. What I would say is, first
of all, I would rule out Angie. Yeah, well she's
exactly you know. It's pretty good, Prebs. I've never seen
him che gum. I don't think he's a game schore. No,
he's clean. It doesn't strike me as a game shore
peg son. I saw him chewing gum today. He's a
big gum choer, so I can't cross him out. You

(21:11):
can't know, Tony Lyle. He often does it in the
other studio, but we don't know that he always does
it in the other studio. If there's only six pieces
of gum here, by sheer numbers, you would think that
if it was mesh, that there would be a thousand
pieces of there because of the amount of times he
does the show, right, so if he's only doing it
once every five six months, then it sort of makes sense.
But it's so weird. There's a lack of chewing gum

(21:32):
if anything. However, what makes me think that it probably
is mesh is the fact that it was fresh. Yes,
because when Breakfast Show and then Angie, he's been away
the last couple of days.

Speaker 3 (21:44):
Ah, some old ones under there that I have felt
by accident.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
It stick to her leg? Was it free? Stuck to
her leg? Right? I don't know how long does it last?

Speaker 3 (21:53):
I need to get her in here and ask how
long it's stuck to if it did?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
You know? Blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (21:56):
But it's not up to us to find out whether
the guilty or innocent.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
It's right we throw out the accusation and then they
have to prove their innocence.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
So I would like to formally accuse the Breakfast Show
of sticking cheeing.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
Gum under this disk mesh mesh finn.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
I would like to accuse the brickf Show mesh of
sticking cheing gum under our desk.

Speaker 4 (22:14):
It is disgusting. You need to sort it out, mate.

Speaker 3 (22:16):
We're not flatting, all right, okay, and hopefully that'll start
a bit of a beef.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
They'll talk about it on this show.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
More content for us, we'll content for us and next
i'mone who accused Grig Preble of doing something just trying
to catch them off guard.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
At least I know the better. Like, that's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (22:32):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisy It is.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
A class in the Hidarcky Big Show three minutes to
five o'clock this Wednesday after noon with Kezy and Moggi
Hoodi Jo back on deck tomorrow coming up after five o'clock.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
Mogi, you've got some driving advice. I've got some driving
advice for you, man, I mean you could benefit from him.
I think lots of people out there probably could benefit
from this advice.

Speaker 3 (22:56):
And is this from you following me in your car
today while we're driving.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
Look, I don't want to narrow it down. We'll just
say that I've seen you do some things behind the wheel,
and I think you could sharpen up just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
Right, Okay, So it's not like positive k oh no, No,
it's not negative though.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Okay, it's just constructive feedback. Yeah. I mean it's just
around the sort of the road rules which you obviously
don't understand. Yeah right, and to sort of don't see
yourself ned into adhere to just a little chair around
that and a little bit of advice. And on the radio. Yeah, yeah, cool,
that's coming up after five. Can't wait.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
The hold Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hold Ike.

Speaker 3 (23:36):
That's right, It is the Big Show with Hoidy, j Old,
Moggi and Keezy. And the great news is that Jase
is officially back on Dick tomorrow for our showdown in Tartanaki.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
It's shining peak brewing.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
But right now, right here, right now, it is the
Big Show, and it's brought to you by two weeks.
You sound like a motor boat. No, like an actual one.
Yeah you know what I mean? Yeah, two we get
it in.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
You get it in.

Speaker 3 (24:05):
You as the self proclaimed a reverend voice of the
nation too. He reckons the world's gotten a little too sick.
I reckon man to that, we say, yeah, right, I'm
not sure that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
It doesn't.

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Actually, no, I'm just reading what's on the thing here,
ye yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, I'll tell you what makes perfect sense. Good.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Yeah, nice to have you along, by the way, coming
up next to Mogi's gonna have a crack at my driving,
even though he.

Speaker 4 (24:33):
Really good at it. And it's yeah, well we'll talk
about it in a minute, right chin, don't move me along,
get chi, I will.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Kesey, Svanna and Bloom fourteen minutes past five on Thehucky
Big Show.

Speaker 4 (24:53):
This Windsay Afternoon with Kezy and Old Magi Hey, And
speaking of out, we went out today, didn't we? Old Mogan,
Old Keys and old Pugs out on a bit of
secret business around about the town. And then when we left,
we all left in sepret cars because we arrived in
sepret cars. Yeah. And then we left and I followed

(25:14):
you all the way, pretty much all the way back
to the office. And when we were pulling out of
the driveway of this place, I noticed you were pulled
out turned right there. I noticed you didn't use your
indicator at all. And then we drove it's about probably
what twenty meters would you say to the next intersection
there in fifteen turned lefty again? You didn't use. You

(25:41):
elected not to use your indicator. It must be broken.
I don't know what that's turned left. And then we
immediately get in the lane for a right hand turn
light traffic lights there where you again no I indicated
noop where you again elected to not indicate. So what
is a substantial turn? Are you sure? Oh? I'm sure.

(26:04):
Then we go all the way down that hill there,
all the way down through some roundabouts and stuff. I
know as you don't indicate exiting roundabout to either, but
I'm not going to hold that over you. That's sort
of pretty comic. Is broken. There must be something wrong
with it. And then you get all the way down
to the bottom of the hell another set of lights
right right hand turn there.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Yeah, again you don't indicate. See, I think you've got
vision issues or something.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I mean, I've got that on camera because I was
driving safely and also operating my camera phone at y.
And then we got up to the next set of
lights to hang it right before you came up the
hell out here. That's right, And you decided that you
would indicate on this occasion. It must have come right sooner.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
If there was like a fuse loose or something something
that was loose, whatever a bump and it must have NotI.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
The only thing that's loose is your understanding of the
road code. So I've just googled it up here on
the old on the interweal, Okay, it feels like Jason's
back that drive how to Drive dot Government Dottie and
Zenda says, when should you indicate? I'm just going to
give you a little just a little bit of a
refresher course here. You when you turn left or right? Sweet? Okay?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
So when I went through the roundabout that was fine?
Then yeah I was going straight. Well, I'm not finished,
but we're moving towards the left or right. For example,
when you pull back into the left lane after passing another.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Vehicle, I didn't pass any one. That was fine. Pulling
over to the curb would be another other example. Exiting
aroundabout yeah okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, crossing the center line,
you should indicate that you're esteemed and leaving your lane.
So just a few things for you to remember them. Yeah,

(27:46):
you're just indicating to the other traffic about what your
intentions are.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
Men, right, is there anything there about using a phone
while driving? Just because I'm just done to double check
those right.

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Well, I've got I think. I feel like one crime
to catch another is important because I knew, Keasy how
proud you are. You're a proud driver, You're a proud
male driver. You rate yourself quite highly in the in
the driving department. And I knew if I started throwing
accusations around, you'd start asking for proof, And so I

(28:15):
thought I would just get the old camera phone out
there and somebody else was driving. I was in the
passenger sit week.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Because you were solo when you're right, that's really weird, okay.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
But anyway, I got that evidence there, and you can
have a review of it when we're finishing this break.
But you're just always good to know, man, that you
can always do a little bit better. Brother. You know,
it's not it's not cool to not indicate its pretty.
It's pretty dangerous, actually, mate. Somebody could have been killed.
Somebody could have been killed today, five on five separate occasions.

(28:46):
Can I just.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Can I just say Mike that I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
Oh no, no, no, you said I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
I apologize if I put you in danger, if I
put anyone else in danger. There's obviously something wrong with
my car, as I said, maybe one of the fuses
came loose because I indicate brother, all right, and there's
one thing I certainly won't do. It's use my phone
while driving. Sure, trust me, I indicate sure. I would

(29:15):
just like to apologize to anyone that was out and
about and ponts me today. Yeah, my car's faulty indicator
could have caused a crash.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
I'm glad it didn't. Yeah, that's good man. Thanks for
bringing it to my team. No, and thank you for
the apology. It's very mature of you. And I imagine
you'll be booking that in for a service scene tomorrow
or Friday, just to get it checked out and make sure,
make sure by a professional that it's all sorted out. Man,
I'm a very proud male tinkerer, so I'll just fix
it myself. Way. You got to bring sex into it.

Speaker 1 (29:44):
Man, here's the fuck the whole Achy Big Shows with
Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy Talking.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Here's Psycho Killer on the Hucky Big Show Wednesday afternoon,
twenty six minutes past five.

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Hoidy Jay returns tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
We're doing a live show tomorrow as well, just on
Holney Jay and just Michael just giving me shit about
my driving. Turns out I wasn't failing to indicate. One
of the fuses in my car was obviously a bit off,
and the pug sounds here, but it.

Speaker 4 (30:14):
Sounds like a poor workman blaming his tools. Well, I
haven't worked on that, and regardless the carriage your responsibility.
So if you're indicating and it's not working and then
all of a sudden it is working, it the time,
it must be a fuse worked. They didn't, Well, it
must be like loosen the little hold of the box.

Speaker 7 (30:36):
You were indicating, man, that you're an irresponsible driver.

Speaker 3 (30:40):
So you know what I'm saying. Someone here texture on
three four three. I can actually vouch for Mogi who
was filming me while driving, because I was driving him
while he recorded you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, So that's good.
But tomorrow we get down to Taranaki. We're doing a
live show from Shiny Peak Brewing. If you are in
the area or even within driving distance, come on down
fort or seven live, big show, got the big speakers going.

(31:01):
Hoidy j will be there as well to backbone, t shirts, tattoos, punksar,
just a bit of admin. Yeah, what time do we
need to be at the airport tomorrow. What's what's what's
the deal?

Speaker 7 (31:12):
Well, i've you guys are fans of the Kodo Lounge obviously, Yeah,
so I've put how do you pull that up on
YouTube so quickly? Because I know you don't have it
on your button bar of the Punkstar music? Do you
have it like and your bookmarked in your from we're
going on a.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Live show tomorrow? Your mind? Man? Yeah, that's what were
you saying.

Speaker 7 (31:32):
I've put an eight thirty in the schedule there.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Because okay, because's plenty of time.

Speaker 7 (31:37):
Give you a bit of time going to the Kodo
of the air have a little bit of breakfast.

Speaker 4 (31:40):
So who's am I letting? Am I letting you into
the Kodoe Lounge?

Speaker 7 (31:43):
If you could, that'd be great. I know Jason also
doesn't have a membership.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
Mike, you happy to let him in. We'll see how
we go, man, We'll see we can. I think it's
good for Jase to be out amongst the filth, that's
what he calls them, that's what he and just having
a bunch of backbones come up to him and press
his flesh. He loves it. Yeah, getting his flesh breast, Yeah, selfies,

(32:08):
et cetera, et cetera. It's just that if you don't
let him, and he's going to pressure me into letting
him in. But yeah, well, Pegs already be there. Jase
will be late because he'll have I'll tell you what's
going to happen. He will mess suggests on his way
to the airport and say that somehow the Uber drivers
bugging it up, Like the Uber driver will be going
the wrong way, go on the wrong direction time, every

(32:29):
single time the Uber driver goes wrong direction, and somehow
it always makes it to the airport. It's almost like
it's pre mapped in the app. It's almost like it's
going the right way. But Jason has never been that
way before or has no recollection of it. There will
be some kind of a debarkle in that regard, won't there.
Then he'll arrive and he'll I'll be he'll be super
super early. He'll be very early.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
He'll take his shoes off at security and they will
get tangled up in the rollers going through the scanner.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Well, we're actually we're going to be in. We're going
to be a regional, the regional one. You won't have
to worry abou out that, which is he's going to
be relieved about. In fact, he'll change his footwear because
he'll be thinking that he's going to have to he's
going to have to take his shoes off when he
goes through the scanner. But there is no scanner for
regions different. We're on EFD, and jipy that he's not
wearing his favorite footwear.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
The next flight he goes on, he'll go, oh, you
don't have to check footwear anymore. He'll put his really
tough ones back on, has really lacy to converse, high
top Converse or Connie's as he calls them, and then
you end up getting caught again. Pugs, we've got a hotel, man,
where are what's the deal? We've got a motel there.
I won't disclose the name of said motel, but it's
got a pool. It's got a pool, okay.

Speaker 7 (33:36):
And it's rated four stars.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
And thought, that's good. And do we have our own rooms?

Speaker 7 (33:42):
I haven't actually checked there.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Oh that's with chicken.

Speaker 3 (33:46):
I'm sure we will, Pugs on, we need I wouldn't
be sure of any We always do, man.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
We all have we have a blake. We have a Blake. Yeah, yeah,
which is good. Okay, cool, three, doesn't it We've got.

Speaker 7 (33:57):
Food in that What do you mean down there's the
food down there in Taranaki?

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah yeah, okay, well all right, sweet, So it sounds
like you've dotted the ice cross the t's everything sort
of hundre percent.

Speaker 4 (34:08):
Man.

Speaker 7 (34:08):
Well, we're going to Shining Peak Brewery and obviously they've
cut that's really I don't even know you're good.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Okay, Shining Peak Brewery.

Speaker 7 (34:17):
Great food there, obviously great pigs.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
As well, so we'll be able to enjoy some of
those fellows. Yeah, that's good. Everything's under control. We're sorted
in all right.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
Well, if you're in the Tartanaki area, we'll see you
tomorrow from four through to seven live show. Howdy j
Beckon dig anything else you want to say, Pugs before
we move on.

Speaker 4 (34:33):
Man, just thanks for having me many guys.

Speaker 7 (34:37):
I didn't quite sorry, I can't hear you everything.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
You can tinue your head photos down just in front
of you there. You probably got them cranked up too
far and that's one of the best little bit diff
Bustard se in Taranaki tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
The Huraiking Big Show Podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
It is rolling Stones on the Huducky Big Show Wednesday
are with Kezy and Mogan. We've actually got some messive
news Mogi of the Breaking Variety.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
This is breaking news. It is news regarding a band
that we're just here with pil Jam. Yes, Pixies.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
They've announced in twenty twenty five Australia and New Zealand
tour which we'll see the old rock legends perform two
consecutive nights in each city. We're talking town Hall in
Auckland Sunday and then Monday, November twenty fourth, yeah, and
then this Jane's Theater in Wellington they'll be doing November
twenty sixth and November second as well. So they're still here,

(35:33):
so they're just do it in a few days time. Yeah,
it's in a year, right, yeah, it's next year. Good,
so they've announced it. It's in three days quickly by
some seconds. No, it's happening next year, which is bloody exciting.
So Pixi's last time they were here at town Hall.
Apparently people have gone to see them at bigger venues.
Town Hall is the perfect size to see Pixies, right.

(35:53):
I think that we're here.

Speaker 4 (35:54):
Like maybe three years ago two Yeah, probably ten years
ago or so. Yeah, Spark, but they had the original
lineup and they hadn't been out here for a long time,
and that was an out the gate experience. Yeah, having
just seen them, I mean, they didn't put a HANDI
into it, but I know how good they can be. Yeah, yeah,
I know how good they can be, so I'll definitely

(36:15):
began along to it. It's there. They're just a great,
great band. Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
And seeing them at town Hall as well, by all accounts,
last time there here was absolutely excellent. Of course I
shaved Jason's head because he kept calling them to the Pixis.
We had an agreement. We called one of the members
of the band. He confirmed it's just Pixies. To keep
that in mind when you go along.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
If you would like tickets, head to Live Nation dot
co dot ins in.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Tickets are on sale Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (36:40):
Next week, November one pm.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jace, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodachy.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
That's right, it is The Hucky Big Show, Jace, Mike
and Kezy today, just Mike and Kezy tomorrow though, hoitij
is back on deck for our live show down in
Tartanaki cannot bloody weight. But as always doesn't matter who's here.
The big show is brought to you by Ty Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(37:12):
exactly get it in here. Some people might come up
to you and say, hey, don't get it in you? Yeah,
then you say you're right, you get it in you
because today we can all do with a laugh. Wait
in today's in today's down age and this is in
today's world. Yeah, man, do with the laugh. Hence why
the year right billboards are back? Because the word's got yeah?
Is that incorrect? It seems right, but it's it's not

(37:34):
a common phrase, is it. Hence why have I started
doing what Jay stares, which is slipping in really complex
words when I don't need to.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
I don't know. I don't know if you've slipped in
something that's complex here or something that doesn't exist, because
that's another thing that well yeah yeah yeah phrase Hence
why is grammatically inappropriate? Hents simply means from now on
or going forward. It could also be used to mean
as a result or for this reason, and that's why
you can't deploy why alongside the word Hence.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Ye're right, hey, we do we do a podcast outro
every single day's bonus content whenever someone's a way old
Pugs aunt joins in.

Speaker 4 (38:15):
Today's was about style? Now me, I just had no idea.
So you get to dress up all these hats, you
guys are wearing, the different shirts, the pants, you know,
the eighteen different types of shoes that you've got that
so we do.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
This is about me and Pugs on the way we
dress and mog. You can't be bothered keeping up with
it all it is.

Speaker 4 (38:38):
It's just that that thing, and and most of the
listeners out there know if they're of a certain age.
But how you get to a certain point where the
fashions that are driven by others, You get to a
certain point and you're say, yeah, I'm out, I'm not
wearing that. So you go from a point where you've
got where you follow fashion and whatever comes out. You

(38:58):
just dress like your mates. You dress the same, you'll
look the same, and then you would get to a
point where you just sort of develop your own personal style.
It might be a shit style. I go with a
simple one, which is jeans and T shirts.

Speaker 3 (39:09):
Yeah, and also when you get to a certain age,
if you're still doing the current style, not good. It
doesn't look good.

Speaker 4 (39:14):
It doesn't look good like I imagine sort of back
in the day, it was sort of like guys in
their mid fifties wearing ed hardie shirts right with pop
bellies and rip jeans and a wallet chain and all
that sort of stuff and sort of pretty horrendous sunglasses
and gel ed ap Spike DApp What age do you
reckon it? Like? What age do I have? Just because
I don't really try to keep up with it too much. No,

(39:37):
that's one thing I admire about you man, You've got
absolutely no interest in fashion at all. That's not what
I said.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But if you want to listen to that episode seven
thirty time, it comes out along with the highlights package
of the show. Fanlo, let's get back into the tunes.
Audio Slafe doesn't remind me the.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Whole Acuy Big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy I miss you.

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Someone we met Hooty Jay, who's not with us at
the moment. He'll be rejoining the show tomorrow and Taranaki. However,
we're actually contractually obliged to have a certain amount of
Woody j on the show, so once every day for
the last few days we've had a best bit of
the show. This one is from October twenty twenty three
and it's to do with him and one of his
favorite foods.

Speaker 2 (40:19):
Oh, it was a freaky day actually because.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
I this isn't one of those spooky things that's not
supposed if you look at it.

Speaker 2 (40:26):
It was pretty spooky, you know, because there was a
lot of weird stuff going on. And it started off
when I went to bed last night and they had
a few pre clutchies or what I call clutchies, which
are sleep paralysis near tense up. But I didn't have
a clutchy. It was just feeling like I was about
to have one.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
That made me a pretty clutchy.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
But also there were scratching in the roof and I
think it's the birds.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
It's probably rare, I think, so it sounds like rad
nah man.

Speaker 2 (40:52):
It's birds, rats and birds. And there's a bird that
just taps on my window with its beak some nights.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
And goes yeah yeah, jas yeah yeah, ding ding ding
ding come out for a few beers.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
So anyway, I had a vowaye over to do out
in Mount Wellington today, which I wasn't happy about. Already,
and I was already feeling about towey, about the birds and.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
The roof and stuff. I'll back up my driveway. Were
you wearing your boat shit? Yes, I was making Yeah,
that wouldn't help. Yeah, I just put my boat shirt
on there.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Go to our Instagram account, by the way, if you
want to check that out. And I got to the end,
you know, I reversed up the driveway there, and then
as I was waiting to get onto the road, I
looked up at the power lines. There was like five
black ravens.

Speaker 4 (41:38):
We don't have ravens.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
They're just sitting sitting there just staring at hoody j
probably magpos staring there were ravens, big black bass as
they were. And so I get on the road right
and I'm just feeling a bit off kilter. I'm just
feeling like, you know, before I hit the motorway, buddy

(41:59):
duck and that's little ducklings crossed the road and I
just screeched.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
To a hole of that sound like why there were dogs.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Ducks were crossing the road and you know how they
do that?

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Yeah, and then why did you stop?

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Well, I didn't want to run over the ducklings. Is
all I'm saying, grow up, you know what I mean.
So I get on the motorway and this is true. Man,
I'm driving on the wady going. God, I'm feeling a
bit peakish, feeling a bit sort of angsty. And then
the radio cut out for some reason, and I was like, God,
this day is weird enough as it is already. And

(42:33):
I remembered I had some popper jacks.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
I hit some.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Popper jacks in the glove box up in the glove box, yes,
And I opened the glovebox, took out the popper jacks there,
shoved some in my mouth, and as I was doing that,
my my phone, which was sitting in the arm wrest
of the driver's side car there, just fell onto the
floor and it sort of freaked me out and I
went to sort of grab it. By this day, I

(43:00):
was on the motorway in the fast lane trying to
reach for my phone, and at that very moment, a
popper jet wedged in my windpipe. And I don't know
if people are familiar with paper jets, but they're the
same shape as and esophagus.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
And I was.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Literally literally choking in the car in the fast lane
going and I looked up into the rear view mirror
and like my eyes were mogiing men, they were bulging
out of my face.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
I was like a deep crimson. I'm surprised it was
one of your fierce impulses to look in the mirror.

Speaker 2 (43:34):
But anyway, well, I was like and there was no
one there to whack me on the back or do
the heime Liot maneuver. And I was tear as I
was freaking out. And because I was so distracted, I
hadn't noticed that the traffic in front of me had stopped.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Mogi.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
Yeah, So I slammed on the brakes, stopped just before
I hit the car and went us into the into
this car. And because of this the sudden nature of
the stop, I smacked my head against the windscreen and
the popper jack was dislodged and flew out into the

(44:08):
onto the dash there and Hoidy Jay lived.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Did you grab it and eat it?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:15):
So where was that spooky man?

Speaker 3 (44:16):
I really died bogie Yeah, because of the chip stuck
in his mouth and.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
Yeah, and the bird stuff as well.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
And was it a ghost chip? Oh my god, there's
no such thing as ghost chips. Yes, Hoody j back
on Dick tomorrow. Do you remember that, young Mike or
you like me? My brain deletes everything the moment we
walk out the door until I hear a clip again.

Speaker 4 (44:38):
They go, oh, that's right, Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Now.

Speaker 4 (44:40):
I remember that because I heard it just now. That's right.
I remember, and also I remember that's that story has
happened to Jason at least a dozen times. The amount
of times that he gets a chip of some description
stuck in his windpipe.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Well, it's probably percentage wise, it'll be the same amount
of times percentage wise that I might have it. But
the amount of chips he is eating, that's right, means
that it had hapens to him almost weekly.

Speaker 4 (45:01):
Yeah, i'd agree. He'll be back tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
We're down in Tantanaki at Shining Peak Brewing, Shining PreK.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
I look forward to being a Shining PreK that Shiny
Peak Browy. We'll see you there at four pm.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
And Kesey Tech C's on The Hicky Big Show with
Kezy and Moggi and also Pugs.

Speaker 4 (45:18):
Because it's not for this What's on the Telly with
Mike Minogue. Yeah, watched a new show feels somebody recommended

(45:52):
this to me. I can't remember who it was. It's
called Rivals. You know about this. It's on Disney and
it's got what is it. It's on Disney. It's made
this year, so it's a news series and it's got
David Tennant. He's fantastic. It's based on a Dame Jill
Cooper book and she sort of writes old ted sort

(46:15):
of romantic novels and that sort of malachy. And it's
about the television industry in the early eighties being taken
over by satellite. Lots of posh people in lots of rotten,
a little bit of newdy. One human penis that I saw,
oh wow. And it was on a living being as well,

(46:38):
because oftentimes keezy, as you'll know, when you see a
human penis, I see the front I was checking himself
out now mirror there. When you see a human penis
on screen, it's generally on a corpse. But this was true.
This is because you normally have a police procedure and
they'll pull back the sheet and you just see it
sort of in passing, and it doesn't have the same meaning,

(46:58):
does it. When it's on an on a corpse, back
me up the pigs.

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Yeah, not the same significance. I think the ones that
Kezies are saying are a love and well.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
Yeah that's right. So it's it is garbage, but it's entertaining,
well written, pretty well acted, some freaky stuff in there,
and I'll continue to watch it. Why did you watch that?
And not another episode of the Penguin, the Penguin, the penguin?
What's it called? The Penguin? There we go? I just
wasn't in the mood for something dark. Yeah, okay, racist,

(47:25):
but okay, yeah, what did you? Sorry? What did you watch?
Can you use the word ratting? Ratting? What does that mean? Sexual?
Three animals do it? Very cool? I watched furiosa Saga

(47:47):
any good. I didn't love it, didn't do it for me.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
I didn't connick with the story nearly as much as
I did Fury.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
I think that's an incredibly hard movie to follow up on.

Speaker 7 (47:57):
And maybe my expectations were too high, because that is
on my top five of all time films, I would say.

Speaker 4 (48:03):
And no, it just I didn't.

Speaker 7 (48:04):
I didn't connect Chris Hemes with was the highlight by
a long shot. That was the coolest I've seen Chris
Hemes with that on screen. But the rest of it
just didn't really What.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
About thead for me Gambit girl and your Taylor Joyce.
Taylor joy her whole role was being this.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Very very subdued keeping your head down tight, and so
there wasn't a lot of connection there. But you know,
it's cool to see another insight into the mad Max world.
That's as far as I'd probably give it, like six
and a half busies.

Speaker 4 (48:32):
Well, it's a sort of similar to so we do
it out of five? Oh, sorry, that's really good. Then no, no, no,
I give it. I give it late three yep, okay,
fair enough.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I watched a thing because I went to Sri Lanka
in two thousand and nineteen. A guy getting a tiktook
and driving at the circumference of Sri Lanka.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Yeahs on YouTube. I want to do it? Okay, awesome.
I want to tiktook in New Zealand. Why can't we
have tiktoks? Can you get tiktoks? Can you read? Probably
I've been on talks on New zeal really registered, No,
I don't know. Well, I was down in Wellington and
he the guy used to do it as a as
a taxi service, so and faster taxi service.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
So you must be able to get them. I would
love like a TV show or something where you've got
a TikTok.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
And you have to go the link of New Zealand.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
See now that's good. So probably make that one day,
I hope. So, yeah, good luck.

Speaker 1 (49:26):
The Hierarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Kesey, but a pil jam ouderly woman behind the counter
and a large metropolis. It is the Hiducky Big Show
with Kezy and Mogi Hoidy Jay returns tomorrow. Just so
happens to be that we are going to be broadcasting
live down in Tartanaki tomorrow Shining Peak Brewing MOGGI. We
just found out which hotel will be staying at. Yes,
and it is a true story. Last time I stayed

(49:51):
at this hotel, I got bid bugs. Oh yeah, bid bugs,
bid bugs. I got bites all over my feet and
up my ankles.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Oh yes.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
I got home and I was going to the doctor
anyway for some asthma.

Speaker 4 (50:02):
Stuff, asthma athma. Mike and I said to the doctor,
by the way, this happened? Where did that happen to you?
I was like, oh, like the other day, I reckon it's.

Speaker 3 (50:12):
Bed bugs, right, we'd bugs and beyond that's the where
I went. That's where I was staying. And he was like, when, yeah,
have you stayed in you with different reasons? I was like,
we stayed at a hotel in Taranaki. Yeah they got
bed bugs? Yeah, right, you ever had it?

Speaker 4 (50:24):
I think I have. Yeah, you seem like a guy
that always has Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no I have.
And yeah, look, it's not ideal, was it? It's not ideal?
But what are you going to do? I mean, ideally
you he'd be putting better accommodation rather than place, and
I know that Tana has some beautiful accommodation. They'll stay
there many many times.

Speaker 3 (50:43):
And can I also say that I'm sure it won't
happen again based on what to you, because Jason is
coming and whenever anything weird happens, it happens to him.

Speaker 4 (50:53):
It'll definitely happened to Joe.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
So they will just all be attracted to his bed,
which tell you what, it's got a sick Does it
have a sick? Paul Okay Keen yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we should hit that up. We're gonna be doing a
show live though from Shiny Peak Brewing tomorrow four pm.
Make sure you come down see the full trio. It's
more of a what's a not a tree, A quadrupo,
a quartet quartet At me, yes, it seemed like he

(51:18):
was doing an a patronizing manner.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Come see the trio.

Speaker 3 (51:22):
It's gonna be great Shiny Peak brew and we've got
backbone t shirts tattoos on offer as well, of course,
celebrating the tatoo and art festival that is hitting Tatanaki
this coming week in twenty first and the twenty first,
the twenty third and twenty fourth. Yes for all the
details on that, Huducky dot co dot in z. We've
got your cover.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
But come on downy Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
Well that does it for the Hducky Big Show for Wednesday,
the twentieth of November. Of course, Hoidy Jay is back
on Dick tomorrow four o'clock. We're broadcasting live down in
Tartanaki from Shining Peak Brewing.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Make sure you do join us if you're in the area. Mogi,
what's your plan tonight? Man obviously has discussed early. Got
to pack the bags. Yeah, yeah, I've got a few.
I'll be taking a few bags down. I've got a
bit of shopping to do down there. Oh you can't
do that up here. No, I've got to get some
some sheep fleece. So what they call it wool? Yeah,

(52:26):
so I'm going to get some wool and a bunch
of other stuff that's pretty unique to tanak Taranaki rugby Josey. Yeah,
the Tatanaki rugby Juwsey, that'll be one of the things.
And yeah, so quiet night to night men, and just
app nice and early and off to the old airport there.
Can't wait? What am I doing?

Speaker 3 (52:44):
It's a great question question man, going out for dinner
with the group of mates.

Speaker 4 (52:49):
So that'll be good? Will it? Japanese? Doesn't sound like
you're there, don't do it Japanese. I was just asking
waiting for you to ask me some questions about it.
Oh where you go?

Speaker 2 (52:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:57):
Yeah, like where are you going? I don't know the
name of it? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. One of my
mates chose it and I went to the menu and
I was like, yeah, okay, that's good. Well the men,
he's going to look pretty much the same, isn't it? Well?

Speaker 3 (53:07):
When it comes to Japanese, I always looking at it
and go, is there karagi?

Speaker 4 (53:09):
Checking? Yes, through is nailed it. Have you ever been
to a Japanese where there isn't any kadoy? Yes?

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Really high end, right, and it's like, sorry, you've gone
too far. A bowl of karagi with some mayo.

Speaker 4 (53:23):
You have never had that? Yeah? I actually had some
kay recently and it was not good, not well cooked. Right,
it's the first time because I'm a sick over that.
Even when I was a vegan and of vegetarian, I'd
still find room for a little bit of yeah. Right,
and yeah, that's the first time I've left any on
the plate because sometimes you'll buy it.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
Like last time I had karag, I bit into it
and it looked like it wasn't cooked. But then I
was like, these guys cook the ship every day. Yeah,
surely this is all good. Yeah sure it was fine.

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
Yeah, So it's risky, but do come down tomorrow to
Shiny Pig Brewing and Tatanaki. We will see you there
four pm live for the big show in the return
of forty j So yeah,