FULL SHOW: The Return To Taranaki

Tune in as the Big Show makes the journey back to where our live shows truly began more than two years ago.  Jase takes on nana naps, Mike's having trouble tracking down his old man and Keyzie gets his head measured.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold cheer is Tooey from bringing
back to Lass and the world gone.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, ye're right.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Welcome.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
This is.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
Jason heiz my note.

Speaker 5 (00:15):
And oh give your mad Barsard's great to have your
company this Thursday.

Speaker 6 (00:21):
For Yeah, you're listening to the Big show brought to
you by toy Get Yeah.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Get it. An you come on Keezy a bit more? Yeah, yeah, Hey,
I tell you what.

Speaker 5 (00:36):
We're at Shining Peak Brewery in the beautiful city of
New Plymouth and it's just going off here as you
can imagine, but I.

Speaker 7 (00:43):
Am it's like a raven here. Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
It's great stuff.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
But what I'm really excited about fellers because I've been
away for three days.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
That's so good to see you, Margie.

Speaker 5 (00:55):
You absolute stallion, you absolute Greek haddnis. You've been in
my dreams made and as always looking as hot as
ever made.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
How are you stell?

Speaker 8 (01:04):
Yeah, I pretty grassy, your mad dog, your sixth son
of a be. We've missed you obviously man, and it's
good to have you back.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
Thanks mate.

Speaker 8 (01:11):
You know it's the show is a threesome. Yeah, it's
always been a threesome.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
You're into those A keasy the old threesomes.

Speaker 8 (01:19):
Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, good, yeah, so good to be
hearing New Plymouth.

Speaker 7 (01:24):
We've had a bloody ripper of a day down here.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
They know how to turn it on for us, don't
and we'll get into what a what a joyful place
New Plymouth and Taranaki is shortly. But in the meantime
you probably want to have a chat to Keysy, won't you?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Yeah? Chat Keysy.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Look, I must admit when I saw him at the
airport this morning, I was stoked to see him wearing
his little.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Pink jacket for the people of New Plymouth. And I'll
tell you what it's.

Speaker 5 (01:47):
I know you think we're taking the piss here, Kezy,
but god, you look good in pink man.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Thanks man, Can I just quickly will we've got people here?
Do you think this jacket has faded red?

Speaker 9 (01:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
You see, Keysy?

Speaker 7 (01:59):
How many people think it pink? Yeah? People obviously not
that onto it in Tartanaki.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
That's a shame.

Speaker 7 (02:06):
Yeah, But I'm feeling good.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
Jas Whenever I put my pink jack, I mean, my
favored rid jacket on, I know it's going to be
a good day. And I thought Jason's coming back. I'm excited.
I'll put his favorite jacket on. I've got my orthopedic
slippers on as well, mate, so make good use of
those later on.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
Very excited about that, Kizy.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
And I'll tell you what, We've going a hell of
a show to get into all of us, a hal
of a show, and we've got heaps of giveaways with
the people that are here, by the way, and that's
not denial.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
The people that are listening across this nation.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
I think at the last count it was about five
hundred and fifty thousand people that did the.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Big show across this great nation of ours.

Speaker 4 (02:40):
Yes, KZ, I was just going to say, for those
across the nation, give us a text on three four
eight three. Where are you listening to the show right now?
And you can win yourself a twoy prize back. However,
those that are actually here tonight at Shiny Peak Brewing,
we've got backbone t shirts to give away. We've got
all sorts of stuff, so everyone if they want, can
come up and.

Speaker 7 (02:55):
Grab a backbone shit and get kidded out.

Speaker 2 (02:58):
Incidentally, who here was having a tattoo today? Put your
hand out, Hey, that's fine, come on, it's true.

Speaker 8 (03:07):
And I think you'll find Jason's. The evening goes on
and the beers go down, some bad decisions will get made,
and every bath is going to have a tatoo here.

Speaker 7 (03:14):
Before they walk out the door.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
Can I also just say we're doing a radio show,
so getting people to put their hands up it doesn't
really trends. Yeah, yeah, sure so yeah, just yeah, but
we'll certainly be handing out plenty of tattoos as the
night goes on. You can have backbone, my waff, good
eating whatever you want, and of course we're here to
sell whatever.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
You want as long as it's one of those three.

Speaker 8 (03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
I think there's a couple of other things as well,
thanks to Brothers Inc. And of course we're here to
celebrate the Tatoo and Art Festival, which is happening this
very weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Dear good stuff. Who wants to kick up with a
bit of Metallica? Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
The whole Archy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
On radios, indeed didn't keep us there on the radio.

Speaker 5 (03:52):
Hard Hucky Big Show Live from Shining Peak Brewery and
the beautiful, beautiful city of New play Found.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I believe you've got a few texts there kizing on
three four eight three.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, people tixing through and everyone that has ticks through,
by the way, in the draw for a toy prize
pad prospects again.

Speaker 7 (04:09):
You got a toy hat.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
Right, okay, you've got actually sorry, he's I stole most
of those.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (04:17):
You get some toy pants pants?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Oh no, actually sorry, he's I necked those as well, Sorry, buddy.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
A toy sock, just one, just one sock. Yeah, but look,
I want to get bog down that with. There's so
many texts flying and people listening from all over the country.
Shout out to Pete and Ruby listening from the Mighty
to Kofat, shout out to the Fellers and a nip
at Or. So we're really reaching the main centers, Aaron
and waipuku O. So what about some chap listening in

(04:47):
beach lands. Someone's at end of the cargol Johnny's and
Cooper's beach and doesn't like a threesome, right, okay, of course.
Here at Shining Peak today we've got a tattoo artist
from Brothers and who was giving away free tattoo. Someone
here suggesting the I should get a thick crust pizza
tattoo on my chest with massive nips as pepperoni pieces.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Yeah, yeah, the meat patties.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Yeah. Actually, incidentally, what we're going to be doing after
the show is finished, if you want to come on down,
is just we're going to close the doors in this
particular area of the bar, dim the lights, and break
out the avocado oil and just see what happens.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Fellas, are you kane as? Hey? But right now it's
time for the.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Pole.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
And this is a big pole actually that I suggested, fellas,
because I've been absolutely disgusted with my colleagues from the
big show.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
You know.

Speaker 5 (05:43):
We're here in the beautiful Taranaki in New Plymouth, you know, and.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
They're all backbones down here.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
And what I mean by backbones is they work the land.
They go for you know, the breaker dawn to the
end of the day, working their.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Arses off duskat cut your dusk. We come down from Auckland.

Speaker 5 (06:03):
We fly down at like, you know, nine o'clock, a
perfectly reasonable hour of the day. We get taken straight
to the hotel and these two losers on my left
have to have a nana nap in their hotel rooms
after they've had a go at themselves.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
That all don't add that I've had.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
To go at themselves and they have to have a
little nana nap.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
So the big pole today nana nap yes or no?

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Yeah, Well, Jace, you've always been against it man. Speaking
for myself personally, I had a horror of asleep last night.
I did yeah a sleep chat sleep chat Nat, and
so last night I couldn't get to sleep, and then
my kid got up about thirteen times during the night.

Speaker 7 (06:46):
My mother had been to visit last week.

Speaker 8 (06:48):
Marge, and she gave me a fistful of sleeping pools.
So I hoed into those bastards. And I woke up
this morning feeling like I drank twenty five beers. I
was in a horror of a mood. I had an
a with my wife before I left the house. I
got to the airport, managed to get here, and then
of course I was just absolutely blown away by the
beauty of New Plymouth, and frankly I found it exhausting.

(07:12):
I just had to have a little bit of a
nap to recharge my battery so I could give it
one hundred percent tonight. Now, if you don't think it's
important that I give one hundred percent to these backbones
out here, Jase, all the people listening at home that
I get mate, But for me, it's important that I
deliver every time we turn up.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
Ye okay, well listen, I just want to put it
out to the people that are actually in the room.

Speaker 10 (07:31):
Now.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
Do they need to harden it? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (07:34):
Thing, no, no, sorry? Do you guys who enjoys a nap?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Anyone?

Speaker 7 (07:39):
So just you should wed the hends were does not wear?
Yeah that sounded like no one agreed.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
But Casey, you're like, I don't know what mid thirties.

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Thirty three, thirty three early.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
You know, he gets up at like seven and he
goes to the airport. We get to the hotel room.
You know, as I say, you have a go at yourself.
And it was a bit weird because I'm right next.
I can hear you chatting to yourself while you're doing that,
which kind of freaked me out. And then of course
you had a little nap there, keysing and trying to
breathe through that huge snarls and I can hear the rattle.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
Keep you're a good man. Well, I've got no excuses.
It's exactly as you just describe what's going on.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Man, I mean, I mean, you're in peak condition at
the moment. You shouldn't be needing to have a nana
nap at this time of the day.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
I don't have a good excuse like MOGGI. I wasn't
blown away by Tananaki. I was just exhausted after having
a god myself. Man ah right, Yes, I mean I
can't really, yeah, but I'm massively in favor of having
a nana nap. I closed the blinds, I put something
on the telly and fell as off.

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Was it felt because you're gonna get charged for that?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Was that one of those blue movies?

Speaker 7 (08:48):
Key, No one says blue movies, you know?

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Was it one of those adult ones? They're great interdiately.
I don't know if you've experienced the old blue movie
in the hotel room, because often they'll have the little
fifteen second preview.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
It's all.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
If you would like to vote on today's big pole,
which is not heavy to go yourself in a hotel
rooms and this.

Speaker 7 (09:07):
Is to be known as Jason's big pole. Yeah, it
is Jason's big pole, having a nan and app years
or no.

Speaker 4 (09:13):
You can vote on the Hudacky big Shows Instagram story
or text us three four eight three and you can
win yourself a two be prize.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Pack Beautiful In the meantime, he's a bit of the
old Rolling Stones.

Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeld the hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
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Speaker 5 (09:30):
Hodarchy's Indeed Boys Slim There on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Thursday afternoon from Shining Peak Brewery in the
beautiful city of New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Fan I believe.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
Fellas that Taranaki at the moment, Ran Furley shield Holders.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
That's right, yeah, boy so good. Yeah, boy, back Farne.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
That's just like the sort of one of the diamonds
in the crown, isn't it what? It is a beautiful
place to live. We've come down here a couple of times,
and both times it's safe to say we've been blown
away by the place.

Speaker 2 (10:01):
Yeah. Look, I've gotta be honest with you.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
I've been in Sydney the last three days and it
was awful.

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Man.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
It was like twenty six degrees over there.

Speaker 5 (10:11):
Yeah, just blue skies, you know, sort of really warm
sort of conditions. It was so nice to fly into
New Plymouth and it's absolutely pessing down.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
It's about minus ten degrees.

Speaker 5 (10:27):
The rain's going sideways, and god, I feel like I've
come home Forelaus.

Speaker 7 (10:32):
Yeah it good. Yeah, I couldn't agree with you more mate.
It just feels it does.

Speaker 8 (10:35):
It feels like home, you know, when the rest of
the country is sort of enjoying sort of seeing me
summer like conditions. You come down here. It's pissing down
with rain, it's blowing a gale. You think your self, cheez,
I want to move here?

Speaker 7 (10:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
You know what I like too, because you know, we
work in awkward in the city center, so getting to
work as a massive kafuffle sometimes. Here in Tananaki, it's
great because the New Plymouth, I've just got one way
streets everywhere. Yeah, yeah, which is so good when you're
trying to find your way around.

Speaker 7 (11:01):
That's really friendly to tourists, isn't it. It's so good.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (11:05):
Well, like I say, I mean, I've been spending time
in Sydney around the Harbor Side there and all that.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Yeah, and you know, they've got.

Speaker 5 (11:12):
The big Harbor Bridge and I'll tell you what, I
get your New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
And we're driving along and I'm looking at all those
beautiful car yards everywhere. Yeah, now you're talking.

Speaker 7 (11:23):
That's way better, you know what I mean. I bet
they didn't have one of those line wands on the.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yeah stick blowing around that for sure. See.

Speaker 4 (11:32):
Yeah, yeah, I love the biodiversity.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
Last time I was here, I got bid bugs. So
it's like, yeah, that's great. You know, it's interesting.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
It's a souvenir. That was her pees, wasn't it.

Speaker 7 (11:42):
No, it was crab.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
It was crad.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (11:45):
So this was five years ago. I didn't even know
you guys, but how did you know? But it's a
beautiful And by the way, if you're in the area,
make sure you come down to Shine Peak Brewing. Right now,
we're giving away backbone t shirts. We're also giving away
tattoos which are happening right now and other zinc putting
them on. And Gary, I believe from Brother Zinc, he
was saying that Tartanuki is the most tattooed.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Area in New Zealand.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Yeah yeah, And he was also saying it's because most
of the people here all sort of look the same
because they're all originally from like the same two people, right,
and so they get tattooed to sort of distinguish themselves.

Speaker 7 (12:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Yeah, so you're sort of like massively in breeding.

Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yeah yeah, so you know who it is.

Speaker 11 (12:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:26):
Great. Another thing I love about it, man, is Mount Taranaki.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (12:31):
Been a big found fan of mountains, but that one's
perfectly cylindrical and they're always banging on about that.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
That makes it a reason to come and see it.
And I love it every time I see it. I think, Jesus,
it's perfectly cylindrical.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (12:43):
And the other thing too, Man, the best view you
get of it.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
Some people say it's as you're flying past on route
to like Wellington, you know.

Speaker 7 (12:50):
Not me.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I'd rather land and see it, you know from the base.
Yeah yeah, yeah, you went too far, Mike, damn for me.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
Also, I mean you can't go past the cows.

Speaker 7 (13:03):
Because they're in the road something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (13:06):
You know, I think I actually believe that Tananaki is
a cow capital of the ease of the country, you know.
And people come down here and you see them just
lined up along the paddocks.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
They're going look at those.

Speaker 5 (13:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:20):
It's a beautiful spot. Yeah. And if I could move here,
I certainly would.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Total, it's a shame that I can't. Yeah, yeah, I
tell you what.

Speaker 8 (13:27):
The other The main thing I love particularly about New
Plymouth massive sausage, sausage fist.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (13:33):
Like if you take a look around the room at
the moment, I think there's probably half a dozen a moment. Look,
if you are out there and you're looking for a
husband and you want to grab yourself somebody from New
Plymouth come on down here, because there are nine thousand
men here and they've all got horrendous sensors of humor,
which is I imagine why they yeah.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Yeah. And just finally to top it up, because I
went out for a darry.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Before feelings you're on your mate out the back there?
Isn't it beautiful? The ocean there, you know what I mean?
Just seeing the ocean there. And I wandered down to
the beach while I was having a darry and all
the boats there, and.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
A couple of little penguins came out of the water.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
They're covered in oil and shit, and I was like,
how good man, only your New Plymouth where you see
that stuff? The Haiking Bing Show podcast indeed Collective Soul
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Speaker 2 (14:22):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
If you're in the area. By the way, come on down.
We are doing the show live until seven pm. There's
Backbone t shirts on offer. Also, I believe we might
have some tickets as well to give away to the
tato An Art Festival happening in New Plymouth this very weekend.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
How good?

Speaker 2 (14:35):
How good?

Speaker 4 (14:35):
One of the biggest ones in the Southern Hemisphere, is it.
I was told yeah, in the Southern Hemisphere, that's what
I was told that.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Yeah, nice by guy at the urinal Fellas. Do you
have life insurance?

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Yes you do, yeah, Mogi, not as far as I know.
I't know, right, yeah, So this is my thing. I've
got life insurance right right. And I was talking to
my wife about it the other day. Come on, guys,
grow up, all you that are in this room right now.
I was talking to my wife about it and I
was like, so, guys, so I pay a monthly fee

(15:08):
of my life insurance and if I was to pass away,
basically they pay off most of my house. They give
essentially my wife a lot of money. I don't I'm
gonna stop saying, my wife, I don't have any kids,
yet Wow.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I mean the amount of busies you drink easy old
seeds a bit slow.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
Jay, Sorry Mark, Dad? Was that was unfair? You're a
vigorous young man, or.

Speaker 7 (15:39):
You could just not comment at all. It would be
my preference.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
So the issue I'm having is, basically, I'm paying monthly
for life insurance. If I was to cark it all
of a sudden, my wife is living in a fully
paid off house. Whoever she dates next, all of a sudden,
he gets my little trucky, he inherits that that's in
the ground.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
She gets my new motorbike.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Yeah, he gets my TV, he gets my couch, he
gets all of my ship and it's all paid off.

Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Meanwhile, I've cacked it, and I basically and I'm paying
monthly for this thing that some other bloke's going to
reap the benefit of.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Do you know what I mean? Do I have a
point here? Is this bizarre?

Speaker 8 (16:15):
I mean I would have been thinking about the benefit
that it brings your partner that you that you had
a winning with.

Speaker 7 (16:22):
Hey, Mike, Yeah, mate, kikaha, man, No, don't kikaha.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
And I just sort of feel like you worrying about
the next man that you're that your spouse, spouse, my spouse.

Speaker 7 (16:35):
Your spouse is going to be with is.

Speaker 8 (16:39):
I mean, it's a little bit selfish because obviously the
thing about you, guys is you've been together from such
a young age. I read about nineteen or twenty or
something like that. Twenty so twelve thirteen years together. I
don't think you have to worry about her getting a
new partner. She is going to be experimenting for years.
She is going to be plowing through the daity. She

(16:59):
is going to be absolutely unstoppable. She is going to
be unleashed on the dating scene in this country like
you would not believe. I wouldn't be surprised if she
takes it international. So I don't think you have to
worry about the next partner for probably seven eighteen years,
by which day she would have sold your truck and
all of that stuff to get rid of the memory of.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
You right entirely. Yeah, and yeah, I just I don't
think you need to worry.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Look, I think you make a really good point there, Mogi.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
And you know, I'm thinking about her predilection for bald
men as well. You know what I mean, all those
bald men that she finds.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Really and she found one dude attractive oncely elderly elderly it.

Speaker 5 (17:33):
Was forty, yeah, an elderly bored guy. But look, I
think you're right because you know you were young lovers.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
We were twenty, Yeah, you were twenty. And I think
Mogi's right.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
She's probably already bored with you as it stands. And
you know, I mean if you can't, God for bid, keys, yeah,
God forbid that happen.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Mate.

Speaker 5 (17:53):
I think she's just gonna go out there and full
of boots.

Speaker 7 (17:56):
So that's not the question, right, Okay, The question was
the person.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
Was should I keep paying for life insurance? It wasn't
Dirick and my missus is going to go crazy when
I'm gone?

Speaker 7 (18:07):
Was it the question?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (18:08):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
I mean, well, the answers you gave me, I'm thinking
I should cancel it, right, because if she's running a
mark anyway, then it's like, why should.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
I run at.

Speaker 7 (18:19):
The same time? Wadawakam? Did you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Well, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 5 (18:22):
From from a purely selfish point of view, too, keysy,
I know she'll be wringing me in tears every bloody
night too.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
You know about what about all the men she got Jase.

Speaker 7 (18:32):
That is too far. You know that's too far.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, it was too far.

Speaker 7 (18:40):
My wife is going to be mortified.

Speaker 3 (18:45):
The Wary Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
The Door's There on the radio.

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Holdarky Big Show this Thursday afternoon, live from Shining Peak
Brewery and the beautiful city of New Premouth. If you're
in the area, come on down by the way because
it's going all.

Speaker 7 (18:57):
It is going off. We've got backbone teas on offer.
Just on that actually feelers.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Funny situation happened with me on the way to the
airport this morning. I got a phone call from my dad.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
Did you're always you are? You are always talking to
your old man? Mate?

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (19:11):
Me and my dad are pretty close. It's unreliable. I
haven't heard from my old man for years. Oh really,
that's weird white he's dead? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Oh m anyway, yeah, I had a My dad called
me m and.

Speaker 7 (19:33):
Should I save this young for later or no?

Speaker 12 (19:35):
You're a good man. I don't even know where my
dad is, man, what do you mean? Well, I haven't
seen him in like ten years. He's little left and
pretty bit of tims too, so maybe he's doing okay anyway.
But sorry, kees, sorry mate, you're dead.

Speaker 8 (19:53):
Although to be fear Jason, I mean, I feel for
your lost man, but at least he's alive.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Yeah, that's true, that's true, Magie. But having said that,
he could be dead.

Speaker 8 (20:04):
Yeah, but my dad definitely is. Oh yeah, yeah, was
at the funeral in there?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Oh yeah it was Marge there.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
Hey, Fellers coming up after five o'clock, big show and
prov looking forward to that. Oh yeah yeah, plus plus
so much more. Man, I'm so excited stick around the
Big Show.

Speaker 7 (20:23):
Thanks for joining us. This is great.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold I CA.

Speaker 5 (20:34):
You're welcome back your massive bang bones. So your Tuesday
afternoon's going along the ticketing, but you are and listening
to the Big Show, brought to you by Till we.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Get it in ye.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
In this day and age, we could all do with
the last That's why they brought the year right billboards backers.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Yeah, he speak speak no you go gee.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Oh the world's got too serious, Jason, So we could
all do with a laugh. That's why the toy billboards
are back.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
Man.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
So good man, good, thank you, good good stuff. Hey
are you there any texting kisy on three four a three.

Speaker 7 (21:12):
Yes there are texts.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Of course, we are live and you are new premise
from Shining Preck Brewery. Someone's text through here on three
four eight three. They've won themselves a toy price pack.
New Plumber sucks.

Speaker 8 (21:24):
Yeah, it's good chat chat will get your prize, so
keep them gamming.

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Say it to my face, man, because I will not
have a bad words yet about New PLYMMO. For right,
you like New Plummer, Yes, tax man. If I could
live down here, I would for sure.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
You were saying off here it's a shithole?

Speaker 5 (21:42):
Was I saying that off here several times?

Speaker 7 (21:47):
Right as well?

Speaker 8 (21:49):
Yeah, I thought you were going to get your beans,
but maybe that'll be at the end of the show.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
I didn't say shipthole, I shit ship house.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
I think that's right. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (21:58):
Also, we went and checked into the hotel today and
you and I checked in without too much trouble at all, jays,
but old Keysy there, he couldn't quite handle the human
interaction and he seemed to have offended the person that
was working there for some reason.

Speaker 7 (22:12):
So what happened was I said, booking for Chris Key? Yeah, right,
And She's like, we don't have a booking for that, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah. And then it turns out my booking was
under old Keyesy Key, and I was like, that's not
my name. Why am I booked in under this? Yeah?

Speaker 8 (22:24):
But anyway, so I managed to offend somebody, as he does.
And so we'll be doing an improv I think we're
probably going to do that next. Yeah, okay, and that
will help Keysy out with his acting, as you know,
he's he's pursuing a career as an actor.

Speaker 7 (22:37):
And don't laugh halfway through that center.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, that's good man, but it's good.

Speaker 8 (22:41):
And we'll run an improv scene about how you can
check into a hotel without offending anyone.

Speaker 7 (22:45):
All right, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Good good stuff. That's next in the meantime is the
Food Fighters.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
The Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 5 (22:56):
Is indeed played no more there on the radio Honarchy
Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Shining Peak Brewery
in the beautiful town of New Plymouths. But right now
it's time for some big show and prov Salve, spread
lights camera. Actually, no, it's time for the big show
and prov.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah, and everyone will know that Keysy has been trying
to get into the acting game for a while to
take advantage of the sort of the fame that he's
guarnered off the back of many shows The Ditch and Crackers.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
Wow I got fired from both of those.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
Yeah, yeah, And so we're trying to because we're struggling
to get him into the room to have any auditions, Jace,
we thought it'd be great for him to be able
to workshop with a couple of top quality actors like
you and I. Sure, mate, And so today we're going
to be running off something that happened earlier on today
where Keyzy is trying to check into our accommodation, our
hotel there, and he was just completely unable to do

(23:54):
so without defending the person behind the counter. Actually, so
we'll just give him to practice here in a bit
of acting practice. So, Jace, you're to be the hotel proprietor. Sure,
you'll be chicking in Kesley and Keysley, you'll just be
coming in trying to.

Speaker 7 (24:05):
Get the keys to your room. We're right, Okay, what's
the name of the hotel? Oh what's it called again?

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Oh? They come on in, they come on in, But
come on in okay, great, okay, all right, okay, and.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Action is still welcome along to the come on in.

Speaker 7 (24:29):
Hi.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
I love the name. By the way, did you come
up with that? Can I help you at all?

Speaker 7 (24:36):
I've got a booking that should be under Chris Key
k e y.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Okay, Chris that's great.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Um, usually chickens at two o'clock in the afternoon's it's
ten am.

Speaker 7 (24:51):
Yeah, I just I phoned a head. I got someone lovely.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
I think her name was Debrah, and she said, no worry,
you can come chicken early.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Right, inebriated. No, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 7 (25:00):
I assure you.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
I've only had three craft beers from Shining Peak Brewery,
so this is.

Speaker 7 (25:05):
Very much me.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
And yeah, Chris Key, was it?

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (25:08):
And you've been here before.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
I have been here before, actually five years ago.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
We just see you have a look here on the
computer there. Yes, no, I thought I remember you.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
Actually did I say i'd been here before?

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Yes? You did.

Speaker 7 (25:20):
I restvely regret that because you're esteemed.

Speaker 5 (25:23):
You do have an outstanding bill from your last stay
here for five adult blue movies of course really, and
there's also a soiling fee on the room.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
There were an excessive amount of tessues.

Speaker 4 (25:40):
Oh yeah, well I can explain that because I remember
now what was your name?

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Sorry? Pardon, what was your name?

Speaker 7 (25:48):
Sorry?

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Sir?

Speaker 2 (25:49):
Andy?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
Andy, what happened last time?

Speaker 6 (25:52):
Was?

Speaker 7 (25:52):
I came out and now a you're going to do
it in a Scottish accent? Keezy?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
What happened?

Speaker 5 (25:59):
War?

Speaker 4 (26:01):
I came in last time? And how to be honest
with you, I was a few sheets to the wind.
I came in the room, opened the door, the milk
fell out the fridge. The only thing I had to
mop it up with was some tissues.

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Well, the fact that you've changed xcine definitely tells me
that you are in fact.

Speaker 2 (26:16):
I'm sorry. I thought you'd do the same.

Speaker 7 (26:20):
I didn't know.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Also, Chris, I see here, not only was there excessive
swordage in terms of tissues.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
All the hen towels as well were there was something
on the walls that he left behind. So but when
the milk fell out the fridge, Andy.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (26:38):
And I can't you tell a lie.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
When the milk fell out the fridge went all over
the wall, all over the headboard, especially American.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Look, sir.

Speaker 7 (26:48):
I'm sure there's been some sort of mistake.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Andy, was it and I can assure you that last
time I stayed here, I spilled some milk and that
was it, sir.

Speaker 2 (26:57):
Yeah. Sure.

Speaker 8 (26:58):
Now look, all all of a sudden, the cams clear
to Andy that Chris has a full mongrel.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Look, I'm loath.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Given your inebriated state and the fact that you're changing
accent all the time and clearly running a full mongrel
umm and generally speaking, we prefer our people got are using.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
The hotel will be clothed. I'm not enjoying.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
I'm not sorry, Andy, what's funny?

Speaker 5 (27:29):
Man?

Speaker 7 (27:29):
I don't understand what's got you laughing?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Man?

Speaker 7 (27:31):
Just lead me in the room. Is this the come
on in?

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Or why you're your little burnt meat paddies making me
feel slightly lauseious.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I'm so.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
That's bullshit.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
You're coming along, actually, Katy, really good, You're doing really good.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
But the issue I had there was I was I
was following what is it what's the name of the
is it the script directions.

Speaker 7 (27:53):
Or whatever it was?

Speaker 4 (27:54):
Yeah, but I felt like he wasn't the prompt the prompts.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
I feel like Andy's.

Speaker 8 (27:59):
You're the one that needs to follow the accent and
if anything that needs work it's probably that the accent stuff,
but other than that by good keys.

Speaker 5 (28:06):
Yeah yeah, maybe you know next time though you are
in a hotel room. Maybe lao for Paula bed Eh Fanks.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Mate.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Hey, we're at Shining Peak Brewer. You should come on down.
Do you want to hear this gold live?

Speaker 9 (28:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (28:21):
Man on Backbone t shirts as well.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Good stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Keyzy. Tune
in on radio.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Here's Adeed audio slave there on the radio.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Hodarchy Big Show live from Shining Peak Brewery and New Blumeut.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
They've got a birthday shout out today fellas of a
birthday shout out for JG.

Speaker 5 (28:44):
Yeah, he's in the house.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Happy birthday, massive batbone yep.

Speaker 7 (28:50):
Some information from his mates.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
He's turning twenty nine today and for his birthday he's
asked for a fleshlight.

Speaker 7 (28:55):
Yeah. I don't know what that is, but hopefully it
happens to be your JG.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Matey kind of it is going to buy everybody here today.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Be a legend. Yeah, massive leg.

Speaker 8 (29:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
And if you want to come here a free beer,
their offer is open all night till midnight. Come down
to Shining Peak catch the rest of the show and
hit up JG you and here's the go with the
flesh light fellas helmets.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
Yeah, you're familiar. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:23):
So I've bought a motorbike, yeah, a hog mogiven yeah
or five hundred.

Speaker 7 (29:33):
You might say, I need a helmet. I need to
get a helmet.

Speaker 4 (29:37):
And I went to buy one online and basically a
little chart popped up and it said what size head.

Speaker 7 (29:42):
Have you got? And I was like, normal, that is
what I was thinking.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Medium, well yeah yeah, And it provided you with a
chart and it was like as your head extra small, small, medium, large,
Excel double excel with the measurements, right, Mogi, you've got
a tailor's tape. I do I need you to measure dome? Yeah,
to figure out how big my head is. And also
one like a couple of years ago, I think it was,

(30:05):
we measured our noses and we came to the result
that basically, Howdy Jay's got the biggest nose not only
on the show but in the Southern hemisphere.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Closely followed by Mogi. I was backed by Ady J.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
And I was trailing miles behind with this tiny little
number that I'm rocket.

Speaker 2 (30:27):
Well.

Speaker 8 (30:27):
It's interesting because I no, no, well, It is interesting
because you think you've got a normal size here, but
I think you've got.

Speaker 7 (30:32):
A massive head. Yeah I've got.

Speaker 8 (30:35):
But I also think we all do like you and
I have got an equine head. We've got long, horse
like heads, right, whereas Jason's has got a sort of
a smaller, rounder but equally pretty massive dome.

Speaker 5 (30:47):
You're right, yeah, yeah, yeah, So can I just ask
you the live audience that's here, you can just shout
it out, who do you actually think?

Speaker 4 (30:54):
Just starting with Mogi, it makes some if you think
Mowgie's got the biggest head. Okay, well but why makes
a noise everything I've got the biggest head.

Speaker 7 (31:11):
Oh that's bullshit. Okay, it makes a noise if you
thing Hoidy Jay's got a massive dome.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
This is just another massive setup that I have the
biggest honker and the biggest head.

Speaker 7 (31:27):
You've got to have something to mount the honker on, right.

Speaker 5 (31:29):
I know, that's just I mean, we know what I
do have the biggest stuff.

Speaker 7 (31:33):
Yeah that's true. Testicles.

Speaker 12 (31:36):
Well yeah, a couple of moon So what are we
going to do?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Then we're going to measure our heads and the break.

Speaker 8 (31:41):
Here and yeah, yeah, we'll measure our heads, and we'll
probably get a vote going on the Instagram as well,
just to see who who our listeners think has got
the biggest scolly out of all of us. Yeah, and
then the end of it will have you know, we'll
be able to mock the person with the biggest head
until the day they die.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Can I ask? So are we measuring girth?

Speaker 8 (32:00):
But it's not, it's not linked. It's circumference because it's
the measurement that you give. And you'll know this, Jos
when you don't have a feline and wardrobe for them
to put a hat on you. Sure, So for Keasy,
he's trying to get a helmet. So that's that's what
they are measuring. Is that circumference of the dome?

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Right?

Speaker 2 (32:15):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (32:16):
Because yes, as he mentioned, you both have horse faces. Yeah,
but so so if we like, if we measured.

Speaker 2 (32:24):
Your head that way, both of you would be in
the clear.

Speaker 8 (32:28):
But sadly, in this instance we are here to help
Kesy out with a helmet.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Remember that. Okay?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
So in the ad break, PUGSN do you mind measuring
our helmets?

Speaker 5 (32:38):
Man?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Cool?

Speaker 7 (32:41):
And also I think we should messure.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Your head as well, Jas, just in case you run
like ride birch Onnie that my bike or Mogi's bike.

Speaker 7 (32:46):
You know.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
So we'll come back after the break with our official
head measurements as done by Pugson.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Been shown podcast here.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Welcome back, your messing backbones.

Speaker 5 (32:56):
You're listening to the Big Show live from Shining Tea
Brewery and beautiful New Plymouth. Now in the last break,
Keesy needs a new helmet for his little Broombram motorcycle,
and so.

Speaker 2 (33:08):
We did a bit of a measurement of who had
the biggest heads and the Big Show.

Speaker 8 (33:13):
Well, somehow it degenerated into accusations of who's got the
biggest head so quickly, so we're sort of steered away
from you know what size head, his keys he got
so that we can get him an appropriately safe helmet
to who's got the biggest head? Yeah, so school yard ship,
which is pretty standard here. So pugser he's coming and
has done the measurements. Brother, you've got the you've got

(33:35):
the answers there I do.

Speaker 7 (33:38):
Is it purely vibe basing.

Speaker 8 (33:39):
You've been with the Big Show for a couple of
years now, and everybody give a big kilder to PUGSA.

Speaker 7 (33:46):
That's very sweet.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
Yeah, we're hoping we'll be able to do a live
Connie chat, but it's possibly not going to.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
Are you sure we can't do.

Speaker 5 (34:00):
Chet?

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Okay, so you've clearly.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
Organized lit No, no, we ever stak. That's pretty pucks
chat man.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
A lot of questions coming in on three four, right,
you haven't asked anybody for.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
You just singing question.

Speaker 7 (34:14):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (34:15):
You're just making it up?

Speaker 7 (34:16):
No, I'm not making it up today, guys.

Speaker 9 (34:20):
Sorry, I'm so sorry bucks un just sworen. You know
what I think that'll do for That's a that'll apologize.
Un Listen, I'm here for just we'll keep this and

(34:40):
I'll go keep it myself.

Speaker 8 (34:42):
There is a massive win for for radio heard ache.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
It really is.

Speaker 7 (34:48):
Replayed.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
That is one of the worst bombs dropped on life radio,
absolutely of all time.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
Shocking from pace worse Okay, it was worse a little
while ago.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
Just so just just one Connie check quih and get
a pegs while you're measuring helmets, matey.

Speaker 7 (35:03):
Totally that stuff, and let's just get back to the head.
Oh my god, I'm so rid in the face, terrified
for my job as you were.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
How we are we going to go from smallest dome
to most massive.

Speaker 7 (35:18):
Biggest dome. Yeah, well skip the second one first, talking
always looking? Are they all pretty closer? Very close?

Speaker 8 (35:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (35:24):
Also, you're running some pretty massive noggins.

Speaker 7 (35:26):
Yeah we are. You are as well.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
Also based on your vibe and no no ill will
from us, no hard feelings, it's all good.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
Honest.

Speaker 4 (35:34):
Who you think vibe based has the biggest head just
from hanging out with us, and there's no hard feelings.

Speaker 10 (35:41):
Listen, not necessarily vibe, but I guess proportionately.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Oh, here we go.

Speaker 7 (35:48):
You're not talking about old Bobblehead.

Speaker 10 (35:54):
Seems like it's running a huge dome.

Speaker 7 (35:58):
That's just vibe and we love them for it. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, thanks.

Speaker 7 (36:01):
So we'll get into the results. So who's who's got
the smallest? Okay, so now before we craig into the mate,
just try not to swear.

Speaker 8 (36:09):
Yeah yeah, that good mate, got a filthy man.

Speaker 7 (36:14):
That is a shocker.

Speaker 10 (36:16):
Now listen, coming in a third place, the smallest dome
in the Honicky Big Show.

Speaker 7 (36:20):
I was very wrong.

Speaker 10 (36:21):
It's hoidy, jo Jay says the smallest heat circumference Big
Show at fifty nine point four cinemon.

Speaker 8 (36:29):
Really, yeah, you're right. I thought you had a sixty one.
I think I've got a sixty one.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
You know what's worrying?

Speaker 7 (36:34):
Yeah, Hoidy J has a fifty nine point four inch head.
Yeah you're cinemon. Oh is that cinemets?

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (36:41):
Your size helmet is.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Large, right, okay, which means we can only be extra
large or double excel.

Speaker 5 (36:49):
I've got a feeling I know who there, I've got.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
The alright, let's just go straight to who's got the
biggest dome?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
And we're going to rates to number one here.

Speaker 10 (37:01):
Now, I just want to say it is a point
one centimeter difference on the Taylor tape measure in these
two first place beggest time on the Hodicke Big Show.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Make some noise for Mike Minogue. Congrats mate.

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Can I just say to the crowd here what loss
you are? Because I remember when we said Mogi's name
your silent?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Now you feel stupid? Now?

Speaker 8 (37:31):
I bet now with a point one difference, we'll have
to go for a remeasure obviously, okay, but just in
the meantime, what were the site what were the actual measurements?

Speaker 10 (37:40):
Okay, so we got Jason Hoyt fifty nine point four centimeters,
we got Keyzy at sixty centimeters Yeah, and then Mike
Minogue at sixty point one.

Speaker 3 (37:49):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
Can I just say we are all size large right?
We are not sized excel. We are not sized double
ex so our heads aren't mess. You can all shut
up out. Here's that in proportion.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
Listen, I just got a call from the boss packs.
We need to have a little chat. Yay, so let's
stay away, let's go to it.

Speaker 7 (38:10):
Is it Tom Penny, It is Tom Pitty Puck. It's
been good working with your mate since Thearah apologies.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
In good shit there on the radio Honaki Big Show.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
This there'sday Evening live from Shining Big Brewery in the
beautiful city of New Plymoth. We've got a lot going
on after six o'clock, including what's the Tea New Zealand
with Measy.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
Also hang on, sorry, sorry, we are doing once for
teen us here with me Keezy, So please text three
on three four eight three if you want to No, no,
you can't do it unless we get text chase tix
through three four eight three. What are you having for dinner?
We'll read those out and you could win a toy
prize pack.

Speaker 5 (38:51):
Also if you were listening to the last voice break,
pucks aren't absolutely disgraced the big show. So he's going
to make a formal apology to the nation that we
can all keep our jobs tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
That's right, we're going to replay the audio if you
missed it. Pugsun said some of the worst stuff ever
been said on not only this radio station, but every
radio station.

Speaker 8 (39:13):
The thing about Pogson is he's sort of he is
the sort of the moral compass of the backshow. He
is generally speaking, and it seems to me he may
have been poisoned by the people he works with. And
if you can see his face now, he's ashamed of himself. Yeah,
and I'm anticipating a genuine and probably quite long apology.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
Yeah. And well, you know, to be honest with you,
here is the moral compass. But he does swear like
a trooper off here.

Speaker 7 (39:37):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
He's efin and jeffing all over the place, old Pugson.
So we'll be addressing that all after So, by the way,
if you are a new Plymouth, come down to Shining
Peak Brewer, because it's going off down here, isn't it.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Everyone.

Speaker 5 (39:53):
Yeah, And I tell you what the beer is He's
here beautiful, as is the food. So come on down,
have a bear, a bit of a fiend, fellas responsibly Responsibly.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
The hold Aching Big Show with Jason.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Mike and Kezy tune in week days at four on
Radio Hold Ike.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
Here, Welcome back in Massive Backbones.

Speaker 7 (40:17):
You are listen to The Big.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
Show live from Shining Peak, Brewy in the beautiful city
of New Plymouth. Don't forget that The Big Show is
brought to you by Tilly, by the way.

Speaker 7 (40:32):
And also they've got the new billboards back.

Speaker 4 (40:35):
They've brought back the year Right campaign because the world's
gotten a little too serious.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
That's true, and in this day and age, we could
all do with a laugh.

Speaker 8 (40:43):
You said that, like somebody dies. Yeah, yeah, it's pretty miserable.

Speaker 7 (40:47):
So I'm just trying to Yeah, okay, I'll work on it.

Speaker 5 (40:49):
Speaking of pretty miserable, actually, something happened on the show.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Not long ago.

Speaker 5 (40:54):
And you know, we try and adhere to certain standards
on The Big.

Speaker 11 (40:58):
Show, broadcasting standards, casting standards, and our hard working producer
Putson joined us on the live show to tell us
the results of who had the biggest dome, which was Mogi.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Incidentally, unsurprisingly ah, and while he was doing that, there
was a bit of a slip of the tongue, if
I can put it that way.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
So what we're going to do is replay the audio
if you.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
Missed it, and then after that put Son's going to
take some time out to apologize to the nation.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
Here it is, you're just making it up.

Speaker 8 (41:31):
I'm not.

Speaker 7 (41:32):
I'm not making it up today, guys.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (41:42):
Before it's yours my friend, before we get into that
Jay she said it was a slip of the tongue,
but to me it seemed like a deliberate.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, true, yes, true.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
The part that makes me sick to my stomach is
that Pug Sun said, can I come on, I'll will
miss your heads, but I insist on doing Connie chat,
So we let him do it. And what is he
how does he repay the favorite? He swears on live radio?
And I hate, I hate to think what's actually gonna.

Speaker 7 (42:06):
Come of this? That's right?

Speaker 8 (42:06):
I mean, we're also doing What's the Tea with Keyzy
coming up next, So we've had a ticks come through
on three.

Speaker 7 (42:11):
Four eight three.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
Good a Helen here after hearing that philth fallout of
Pugsy AND's gob I've completely lost my appetite.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Yeah, so that good one.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
That's my segment ruined, Pugs, What are you going to
safe yourself?

Speaker 8 (42:24):
Man?

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Have we got the apology music right?

Speaker 7 (42:26):
Yeah, we've got the apology. Yet we can't just turn
that up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
Yeah, look, I'm no, don't look around. Yeah, look, can
you be serious? This is a serious scenario here, Jason.

Speaker 10 (42:40):
I don't think I've ever been more serious since I
ran over your foot with the golf cart two days ago.
To the people of the hockey big show, my lovely
loyal co workers, my cohorts. If you will to the
people of Tananaki in this room with me tonight, you
will look fantastic, by the way, very grateful for you will.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No, don't don't agree these people, patsn't just keep it still.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Trying to work the crowd apologically. It's disgusting.

Speaker 4 (43:07):
I am sorry, I'm getting a little bit well, I
just wish you take it seriously.

Speaker 7 (43:13):
I'm just sorry. It's quite emotional for me.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I feel.

Speaker 10 (43:18):
Like I've done an abhorrent thing. You've welcomed me into
your city.

Speaker 7 (43:21):
Well, it's because you have.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Keezy.

Speaker 10 (43:24):
If I can just oh sorry, sorry, it's weird not
hearing the Japanese music in the background.

Speaker 7 (43:29):
I just want to.

Speaker 10 (43:29):
Make a sincere apology and saying I'm sorry. Nice to
the great people of Altidor and most of all the
people in this room with us tonight who have chosen
to take time out and come over here for a
family friendly experience on the Hudiche Big Show.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah that was shithouse pud Here's head like a whole.

Speaker 1 (43:52):
The whole Achy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hodaking.

Speaker 5 (43:56):
Oh he's a Queens of this age on the radio
to hold a big show this Thursday evening live from
Shining Pete Brewery and New Plymouth.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
But right now it's time.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
For hey guys, text here from Steve.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
What's the Team New Zealand with me?

Speaker 8 (44:15):
Kid? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (44:18):
Great stuff?

Speaker 7 (44:19):
One of the days.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
So this is my one of the most popular segments
Big Show.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
What's the tea with Me?

Speaker 7 (44:25):
It's what's the team with me? Keyesy? Yeah, not Hoidy.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
What are we looking at?

Speaker 8 (44:29):
Careful at this time of the night when we're at
these live shows and Keysy's head eight you know, eight
years in him he's going to start getting a bit
stroppy Jason.

Speaker 7 (44:38):
Yeah, you need to give him some room, brother, Yes,
if you can just back off, bro.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Sure man, Sorry, Keezy, my bad.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
This is the segment where people text in on three
four eight three what they're having for dinner.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Oh yeah, we really good.

Speaker 7 (44:49):
We read it out.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
We do what you do?

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I do you guys react and the people that text
through going the drawer for a toy prize pack.

Speaker 7 (45:03):
Too.

Speaker 8 (45:03):
He pants some toy boots and.

Speaker 4 (45:07):
One to he sock and a toy face mask. It's
what's the latest shipment. Also, big shout out to the
Tenement Art Festival that's down here in Tananaky this weekend.
It's the reason we're here.

Speaker 7 (45:17):
Let's not get off focus. Okay, yeah, cool, get a
feelers Kevin here, Oh my god, giving me alarm of
Kevin Bacon. Kevin Bacon right tonight, I'm having bacon.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Oh what just bacon? Is it?

Speaker 4 (45:35):
No?

Speaker 2 (45:35):
Any eggs?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (45:38):
Are you making that?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (45:41):
Reading a text?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Reading a text? Good?

Speaker 7 (45:44):
Ay?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Fellers Rach here, Rachel Hunter, Rachel.

Speaker 7 (45:51):
Rachel from Friends. Yeah, Jennifer Andon.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
No that.

Speaker 4 (45:58):
Me and Ross are having peace stove chicken pasta.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I forgot about that.

Speaker 4 (46:06):
Yeah, get a backbones, great live show. Calvin here Climb
Kelvin client, Holy wow, that's right.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I reckon he's going to be having something flash mate.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
I think so as well. Sausages with Jim in the
middle of the now. Stop texting that in Calvin Climb done.
I just remind Calvin Klein that there's kids here.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Yeah, Calvin, God, if we wanted filth on here, we
would have got pugs on Ony exactly.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Good.

Speaker 7 (46:37):
A fella's jet in here, Patel, Oh that's racist.

Speaker 2 (46:43):
Oh that's harsh man.

Speaker 4 (46:45):
It is though, it is though, it is though Jet
from Pokas having keish Lorraine.

Speaker 7 (46:54):
Okay, should I read some more?

Speaker 2 (46:58):
JASONN Yeah, sure, give us another eight?

Speaker 7 (47:01):
Eight okay.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Get a fella's Jack here me off? LOGI yes, yeah,
jack me off. I'm heavy Kings. Come on, come on,
it's his name, it's on his birth certificate. I have
to read it out.

Speaker 7 (47:16):
That's the rule.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Having four jugs of skunk juice, it's shining peak New
Plymouth responsibly.

Speaker 7 (47:26):
Yeah, one more. Don't finish on a high.

Speaker 2 (47:30):
Yeah, I'll finish on a low.

Speaker 7 (47:31):
That was a high, so we should have finished there.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
Get a get a fella's Sophie here, Sophie Pasco.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
No The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarky.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
This isday Evening live from Shining Peak Brewing in beautiful
New Premouth. If you're in the area, come on down,
have yourself a busy and a nice meal. Fellas Hence
it didn't he before we get into watch on the TV.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
If you looked at the menu, hear it? Do you
know what you're getting?

Speaker 8 (48:08):
I've already had a four hundred grand steak in a
plate of a Spada goose.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Oh how good?

Speaker 7 (48:14):
Yeah? It was, buddy, unreal.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
So it's going to be asparagus wheeze in the hotel rooms,
you know.

Speaker 8 (48:18):
Man, I thought I might come over to your place
and get rid of those, and then I'll go back to.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
The asparagus wheeze in my plates. Yeah good.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
I'm going to have chicken, chicken burger, chicken bites. It's
a plate of chicken with some sauce on it.

Speaker 5 (48:30):
Hopefully they've got some squid here and I'll have their
don't Oh well, I'll have some.

Speaker 2 (48:35):
Seafood of some descriptions. No, I don't know that either, right,
but right now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (48:42):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 13 (48:49):
Yeah, okay, that'll do alright, Okay.

Speaker 8 (49:05):
Yeah, people seem to like that and we don't know why,
but anyway, well keep doing it part she loved it.
I was actually pretty busy last night, so I just
watched another episode of Seinfeld. Oh that's great, what happens now?
I didn't, I didn't. I watched more of Mister in Between.
Now I'm gonna quite seriously tell everybody in this room,
and I want you to hear me. Now, get Disney plus,

(49:26):
get the three month trial. Watch Mister and Between. It's
my favorite TV show of all time, and it's an
Australian crime drama y comedy sort of thing. I watched
another four episodes of it last night with a few beers.
It is absolutely out the gates the second time I've
watched it through it is easily, I think, the best

(49:48):
show that I've ever seen.

Speaker 7 (49:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
Wow, the drama last night was unreal that the action
is hilarious, the interactions between they're just scumbag ossie criminals.
The main guy, as I've said a million times, is
the most charismatic repellent amazing guy. The writing is incredible, Jason.
If you and I have spoken about this, if we
could have been in the show, you would be in

(50:12):
the show and you would never want to be in
anything ever.

Speaker 7 (50:14):
Again. It is that good.

Speaker 8 (50:16):
I cannot stress how magnificent the show is, so please
please please watch it because it's underrated. Nobody knows about it,
and it if and rule, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:28):
I was pretty close then. Yeah, so it's pretty good.
It is.

Speaker 8 (50:31):
It is the greatest. I mean, it's no country calendar keezy,
but thank you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Funnily enough, I was what.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
I watched a movie in the hotel before the show today,
which I equally recommend. How much did that cost you?
It was fifteen ninety nine? Their Nogi, The Loin.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
King, Thelloin King, The Loin King?

Speaker 4 (50:55):
Is that the one that Elton John Nona out and
Don he wrote music for it, Elton Tom Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:03):
I didn't watch all of it, to be honest, probably
about five minutes and that was that was all I needed.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Really.

Speaker 7 (51:10):
So that's the one with the coon of my tatars.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
Yeah yeah, yeah, my ta yeah yeah yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 7 (51:18):
I watched the movie as well, Jason did.

Speaker 2 (51:20):
Yeah, good fellas, good Fellas Good Fellas.

Speaker 7 (51:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I watched that for.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
About ten minutes. Yeah, who's there?

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Who's in that? Who's in there? That's a great question, Moogie,
thank you for that. What's the name of the guy
with the weird voice a little frightening Joe?

Speaker 2 (51:42):
No, no, no, no no, no, Joe Pashi.

Speaker 8 (51:47):
It was going so well, Yeah, it fell off.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
It did be a Rocky.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
Bed on it as well. That's a character from Rocky
that was making sense. It tells him.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
I did actually watch Country Calendar last night when I
got home.

Speaker 7 (52:04):
I was home late, needed to wind down. Oh yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
It was an episode about a family that were growing cherries.

Speaker 7 (52:12):
Using elec Yeah, yeah, you know, another cherry.

Speaker 8 (52:14):
How many of those episodes are cheery based?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
For this season five, last season three, twenty two, seven,
twenty one, I highly recommend it.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
You should watch that.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
In fact, I would go on a lemon say, if
you could be in Country Calendar, you would not need
to act in any other TV show. Ever, it is
so underrated. You have to check it out seriously, Jason,
you would agree with me. It's my second time watching
it through it is magnificent.

Speaker 7 (52:41):
Who else? Who else was in Good Fellas? What's the
name of it. What's the name of the mat? Here's
Aerosmith who gives a ship?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
The Urdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisey Cheer.

Speaker 5 (53:03):
System of a down there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Now at the beginning of the show today we had
a big show Big Pole and the big Pole was
Nana Naps.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yes or no sorry?

Speaker 7 (53:15):
Jason, We doing the Big Pole.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
Oh, yeah, we are the big Pole and the big
Pole was Nana Naps Yes or no sorry?

Speaker 7 (53:29):
Jason? We doing the big Pole?

Speaker 2 (53:30):
Yeah, definitely doing the Big Pole. Keys Big Pole.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Because they made the pin Actually that we came down
here to backbone country where the men and women work
hard every day in the fields and you know, and
around the city at the car lots and all that
sort of stuff from six in the morning till six
at nine.

Speaker 7 (53:57):
That's a lie.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
They've been here since fall on. The show just took
the day after night. It was ago and you too.
We flew down here at nine in the morning.

Speaker 5 (54:08):
We got to the hotel at ten thirty and YouTube
soft I won't say what I was going to say.
Both had in and apps for an hour and a half,
which is just profetic and humiliated.

Speaker 7 (54:21):
Well, that's right, and I take your point there, Jase.

Speaker 8 (54:23):
But for me, I had a terrible sleep last night,
and you know, I sort of looked at you were
on the plane together, and you have been in a
her a mood all day, an absolute horror of a mood,
and I thought, well, I can't be like Jase. I've
got to be a bit professional.

Speaker 7 (54:36):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Have a powering app, as I call it, not an
our half, recharges the batteries and I'm branding you now
been firing on all cylinders.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
Yeah, bit of a.

Speaker 7 (54:50):
I didn't have an excuse. Yeah, yeah, I had a good.

Speaker 2 (54:52):
Sleep last night.

Speaker 7 (54:53):
I'm just tired. I just I just got a question
for you, though, Chase.

Speaker 8 (54:56):
Yeah, man, So what's there percentages here for you to
admit that now naps or power naps are actually a
device used by backbones day in and day out in
this great nation of hours? What percentage are we looking
at here for you to change your mind and for
you to apologize for your position on the map.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Look, I don't have any acceptable number for it. As
I say, I'm a massive backbone, I say enough number
for god, I just said a number I don't accept
any anyone saying yes, because.

Speaker 4 (55:26):
What you're doing here is trying to hit your bits
and when regardless, let's just say a number.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
I wouldn't be surprised if it was fifty fifty, right, Okay?

Speaker 7 (55:33):
What about this? Would you give me?

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Since you want to give you that?

Speaker 7 (55:37):
Sixty forty? What about seventy thirty to know in favor
of right? No, that's way too high. What about sixty five?

Speaker 2 (55:45):
I'll go seventy thirty?

Speaker 7 (55:46):
Seventy thirty so high? It was eighty three percent in
favor of naps. All right, howdy Jade, eighty three percent
of people love a app All right, there you go,
So we'll have an apology from you. There, you've got
the music, the yeah. If you can just fire off
the the apology music.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
There'll be absolutely no apology.

Speaker 7 (56:04):
No, the music's playing.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Come on, how many people in this room haven't in
a nats.

Speaker 7 (56:11):
To everyone?

Speaker 2 (56:12):
I'm done with the ship man. You guys do the show.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
The Hdarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in four on Radio Hoarchy.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
We'll there you go your mad bar sards.

Speaker 5 (56:32):
That's us done and dusted for your A Thursday evening
there were what a special treat it's been fellas to
get down to the Naki again and hang out with
all these backbones at Shining Pet Brewery.

Speaker 8 (56:44):
Of course, you know this is the first place that
we ever did and I be one of these live
events Joey j Keasey. Yeah, it was great then and
it's been a bloody river today it has. You know,
we've done our job here. There are a bunch of
absolute negative backbones here that will be sitting home to
their partners and there's been a little bit of check keasy.

(57:07):
There's been a young fella come up here and ask
you out on a little bit of a date. I
want you to wants to take you out to one
of the local strip joints.

Speaker 7 (57:14):
He said.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
He said, good looking fella, Great looking fella. He said,
we'll go to the strip club. There's four girls. Yeah,
and I thought that was like a bad thing. He
was like, no, that's good for Tananaki. That's like really good.
So I'll probably just go home to the old hotel
there and watch another movie.

Speaker 7 (57:32):
But if you've been listening to the South Island and you.

Speaker 4 (57:34):
Want to taste the beautiful the nectar of the Gods,
that is Shining Peak. They've opened a post office down
in christ Church, Sumner there where you can hit along
a post.

Speaker 7 (57:44):
I've taken over one of the.

Speaker 4 (57:45):
Old post offices right Shining Peak, So if you're in
christ Church you can go along while it's opening on
Christmas Day.

Speaker 7 (57:53):
You can go along and taste it.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Then a big shout out by the way to Brothers Inc.
Gary has been tattoing like a madman the entire day.

Speaker 2 (58:00):
You want a massive back he has been NonStop.

Speaker 7 (58:03):
Backbone tattoos, my wife tattoos. It's been NonStop. He's up
to number ten and the que is still forming.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
So yeah, it's gonna be on the bogles with the
kind of humans that are keen to get these tattoos.

Speaker 7 (58:13):
But God bless you all. That's right.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Big shout out to everyone at the Tatoo and Art
Festival happening this weekend down here in Taranaki, one of
the biggest in the Southern Hemisphere. If you're into your tats,
if you love tats like I do, get along to
the festival.

Speaker 2 (58:26):
If you missed out this year, make sure you come
down next year. Yeah, well you actually promised.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Actually, Keys, what is this to get a tat at
the at the pub here today, shining Pete, what are
you gonna run with?

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Is that a good idea?

Speaker 8 (58:43):
By the way, Yeah, that seems to me like a
binding referendum. Yeah, let's get into a binding referendum.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
Okay, I'll get backbone tatooed on my forehead. Yeah yeah, yeah,
what did you tell you're happy now?

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Man, it doesn't