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November 22, 2024 10 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Get a.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Fellas, Get a jas Hey you game team?

Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, good man, I'm tired.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
I just.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
What's the matter, babe?

Speaker 5 (00:25):
Just the extraordinary amount of food you shovel it is
quite phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
What am I eating today?

Speaker 4 (00:35):
You had a big buffet breakfast?

Speaker 2 (00:38):
What did you have you in your breakfast?

Speaker 4 (00:40):
I had a slither of bacon, yes.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Saw, but it wasn't a sliver, a sliver with a.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
I only had one piece and I didn't even eat
all of it. Two hashies, yes, they are small hashies, all.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
The same size, those hashies.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yeah yeah, little little triangles. And two patrig eggs.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
And two patiggs. Any toast or just the hashis there?
I had one hash brown, two pieces of toast, two
poached eggs, and some bacon. That's all I've eaten until
the sandwich.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
No, you just had a big bowl.

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I throw it in the bin, Grace.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
I couldn't risk it.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
It was a chicken breast with salad, and I'd been
in my bag since about this time yesterday had been
in my suitcase, I was.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
In your suitcase?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
What the fuck?

Speaker 6 (01:26):
And so my idea was only stake because I was
gonna keep my protein up. But then we had sort
of free meals here, didn't we? And then I felt
and then today I thought to myself, I thought, oh, yeah,
I don't know. So I googled it and the Regan's
two hours you can leave cook checking out and it's fucked.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Really only that.

Speaker 7 (01:42):
To me, that seems like bulls how long it takes
to cool down. My wife don't worry about it. No,
she's hyper alert when it comes to leaving food out.
So you'll cook like some mints, right, No, you're cooks
and porkmant's right, And it's got some sauce and stuff

(02:03):
and maybe having a stir fry with noodles, and you've cooked,
it's sitting on the top of the oven.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
You're eating your dinner.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
And then it'll be like cool, can keep it in
the fridge, like now before we all die of food poisoning.
And it's like, well, you could leave that out overnight
and it would.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Be fine, It would be totally fine. But cool down.

Speaker 7 (02:20):
Yeah, let it cool down first exactly, and then you
just you knuke it and it's sweet.

Speaker 5 (02:25):
Airs man, I think your wife has anxiety issues.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
You're telling me, because you've also got an issue now
where you're going on holiday and there's been these people
that have tragically been killed as a result of methanol
poisoning in Loo, which.

Speaker 7 (02:38):
Is fair enough because Lao is right above where we're going.
That's right, and the place they were as similar to
some of the places we are going.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 6 (02:44):
So she's saying only bottle beer is allowed now, bottles
or cans now for Kezy.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
The rules have been set. They have they have? Is
that what she texts you?

Speaker 7 (02:53):
Yeah, she messages me and that we had a discussion
about it, and she's like, no, no, I was just
as very sad. I just don't want it to happen.
So but we did decide those girls got free shots
at the.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Bar ah, did they? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (03:03):
And so well obviously, And to be honest, she only
really drinks wine, so and I only drink beer.

Speaker 5 (03:10):
And to be honest, you'll live. It's fucked anyway. So
you'd be able to overpower Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That'd
just be like pestwarded to you. What's going on with
my headphones.

Speaker 3 (03:19):
Oh it was just slightly tangled, man.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
Nothing to get really upset about. Nothing to derail the podcast.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
There.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I was loving to go down there. Actually, that's I
enjoyed a naki.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
It's beautiful, you enjoy it. Okay, Well let's go over
what we did there out my window.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
Ard went to in me, went to a cafe, went
to the hotel, went to the bar, went to the
hotel wairs.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Yeah, true story. Actually I was standing in my lounge.
Apparently you feel us didn't get a lounge in your homes.
I was standing in my lounge just staring out at
the houses there because it was in You're just looking
out over Suberbia. And then right in front of my
eyes was the fucking beautiful mountain on a beautiful day.
And I'd been steering up there for hours and I

(04:15):
hadn't even seen it.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, how pestpoor.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Is that you didn't look up plane?

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Yeah I have.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
I rang reception and said, I mean, steering out of
these fucking windows for hours, I only just noticed the mountain.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
What's that about?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Did you have to pay for Pokeson's coke?

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (04:32):
How much?

Speaker 2 (04:32):
For fifty five?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Fifty five fifty for a can of coke.

Speaker 6 (04:37):
Do you notice that they do that at your Indian
takeaways there when you get a delivery of Indian food
cans of coca a five bucks?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
You mean like an uber?

Speaker 7 (04:46):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Well that's why we've started and wrought.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
It is a wrought, well loose.

Speaker 7 (04:51):
We'll get like a box of coke zeros which we're
just keeping the fridge for a Fwhere.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
Is that because she doesn't want to eat cocaud of a drink,
cocaud of a bottle?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
Geezy, Okay, Jason, that's not at all.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It's not even funny. It's in career.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
The other reason it's funny is because you guys are laughing.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
The Whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hierarchy.

Speaker 3 (05:20):
Remember the Warchy Big Show podcast.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
Good Time down there. There was a young fellow that
we'd like to try and get a hold of him.
If you're listening to this, pug Son pug soon won't
be heavy because he's lost his ear.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
Pop, I feel sorry, sorry about that. I sorry to
remind you about that, pug Son.

Speaker 4 (05:31):
How much are they worth?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Fifty?

Speaker 4 (05:34):
Seriously?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
Yeah, I've got to buy something actually quite a ball
like that, and I'm not happy about that price. But
and the only reason I haven't brought them is because
I didn't realize that they had GPS thing is in them,
because I thought I am going to just fucking They're
as good as gone, yes, lost, but you can track
them like your iPhone, so that's good.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
So that is good.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
I was telling my wife good noise canceling because of
the birds at my house.

Speaker 5 (05:59):
I was telling my wife and child the other day
when we were in Sydney, actually mogi about your Was
it your phone that you left in the uber? Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (06:06):
And then you were like at in New Zealand and
then it was like traveling all over the place.

Speaker 4 (06:11):
That's right, and you're going fun. Why is the fuck?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I lifted in New Zealand and it was driving.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Yeah, it was good. It was good to go back. Great,
shut up, they've got down there and they're all bad.
Great pub is good food there, yeah, mate, very good.
But young mate there. We ran into him when we
were leaving. What j didn't we Yes, Piste off his
head eighteen years old. He'd just been thrown out of
his car by his missus because he'd got his fierce

(06:41):
ever tattoo backbone and not small font. Might I say
it was quite large on the top of his kids
get on the top of his thigh.

Speaker 7 (06:49):
The tatoists. He said, I can't do backbone in that font. Obvious,
it's quite big. Yeah, so beg it was he would
have said that and goes like, yeah, make it big.

Speaker 6 (06:57):
Yeah, and his missus said, well, his missus was the
scut by the she was and you know, yeah, fair
enough there, And so then he had to walk home
or get an over. He said that he was in
a state of disbelief. I think he'd be a bit
more understanding of what transpired when he woke up this morning.

Speaker 5 (07:13):
Yeah, yeah, I was going to say he was actually
quite distressed about it all. But he was distressed about
the fact that he couldn't understand why his partner was
so distressed about it.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Couldn't quite get it. Yeah, I couldn't quite.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
Get it exactly what he said, because it's not appropriate.

Speaker 7 (07:27):
But that signals to her that he could be an idiot,
you know what, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Well, yeah, anything could happen with this feller, and yeah,
she'll be having a good think about things i'd imagine.
But as we were sort of talking about off year,
you know, that tattoos with him forever, and in twenty
thirty years time, when somebody asked him about it, he's
going to have to say, oh, yeah, there was this
radio show in twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, they used to say backbone.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Right right, So that's why, Yeah, that's why he got
a massive tattoo of.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
It on your on your league and God bless them,
God bless them for it.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, backbone maneva classic.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Because my brother in law who said no longer with us,
he when he was a young fellow and it was
in the party mode, got a massive tattoo on her
shoulder of people of the fingers and massively regretted it,
I think, and his dad was like, what the fuck
is he doing thinking?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
And he's, ah, well.

Speaker 7 (08:32):
There's the problem, right is you get mostly a lot
of people get the tatos in.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
The twenties and when they esteemed that's that's.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
What the guy working at the bar was like, are
you gonna get a tet Have you got any tet on?

Speaker 3 (08:42):
Any tattoos? He's like, would you get one?

Speaker 2 (08:43):
You get one?

Speaker 7 (08:43):
Tony No's I got my fast one Thailand. I was wasted, yea,
and the guy tattooing me was wasted.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I was.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Funnily enough, I was talking to one of my girls
the other day and she's covered in TETs and I
was talking to her about a tax and I said, oh, what,
what what about that one?

Speaker 4 (08:58):
What was that one? She goes, I fucking hate that one.
I was like, okay, but that one there though, Yeah, no,
I fucking she hated.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
All of them.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
And I'm like, well, why did you get them if
you hate them?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
You know what I mean? She has literally probably got.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
About I imagine she's come to hate them, I guess, so, yeah, yeah,
I hate that, to.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Be honest, she designed her own.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
But things you're in like now that I'm thirty three,
things I was into ten years ago twenty three when
you might have got a tattoo, I now think it's stupid.
So like whatever, I would have got tattooed on my
body a sleeve.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
But the culture has changed as well, because nobody people
would even ask what's tatoo's meaning because they don't mean
anything at all.

Speaker 7 (09:38):
Everyone's and also way more people have them now, Yeah,
what do you think I should get?

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Sorry a sleeve or I reckon you should get like
blue balls, just get your balls.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Just like. That's not even funny. I just bulls tattooed blue.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
Yeah what how was that? It's going to be a
long show.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
Oh god, hey you look awesome.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Keys, Yeah, we'll be and I will.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
I'll do it.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
Do it in Laos, Jake, when you're slipping on that can.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Can Bodia, thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (10:17):
Can Bodia listen to the hod Acku Big Show four
or seven.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
It's better than this ship.
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