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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on holda cheers Towy from bringing back
to laughs and the world gone. Man, you're right, welcome
Big Show, Jason hoizm not and.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
I'll give out your made bastards.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Great to have your company this Monday afternoon, the twenty
fifth of November twenty twenty four. And you, my friends,
are listening to The Big Show brought to you by Towey.
And there's always.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Despite his tales of his weakened endeavors, oh moogie, there's
tight black t shirt there and his massive well that
as well. But they just I just find that even
more makes him more appealing to me. Kezy, Yeah, God,
you're looking good, your dad, how's life going?

Speaker 4 (00:53):
Pretty grassy? Your mad dog.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
Loving a stubble too, by the way, sick son of a.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
I don't know why your wife has a problem with
your mo because I find it hot.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Yeah, I know what she does.

Speaker 5 (01:02):
She was asking me again over the weekend to get
rid of it. I said, can't do it. I had
a binding referendum on the Herdecke Big Show.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
Yeah fair cool. Ninety nine point nine percent of people
said keep it here.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
We are yeah, totally man.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
The problem with binding referendums on the Big Show. Is
that Hoodie J doesn't abide by them because he had
two for his start.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
That's true. Actually, yeah, but then if you remember why,
he had to shave them kezy.

Speaker 6 (01:24):
Yeah, but then he also said he'd grow back again
for the rest of the vim. Oh, that's right, and
he didn't. And it's so clean shaven right now.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
It's good to see it keasy and you're looking pretty
dory eyed.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Can I say that he always has a heavy eye
when he's had a big weekend, looks a bit sleepy,
looks a bit sleepy, but your bangs are looking buffy.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
How's life.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
So good? Jas?

Speaker 6 (01:48):
Thanks for the introduction? Man, I feel great, Yeah good.
My eyes are a wee bit heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:55):
I don't know what that's got to do with anything, though,
I was still gonna do great radio.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah course. And of course watch mann No.

Speaker 6 (02:02):
I wear it every day. I've had about five years shiny.
Thank you, I polished it, speaking of Jase, you're polished today.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Man, Thanks Man, feeling pretty good.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
You got your spotty shirt and a little speckled ship.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Well, actually this is this is a news sue to me.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, that's been in my wardrobe the whole time, and
I was going the whole time. I was going out
to dinner with my wife last night and her mum
and I looked at the ship, ma'am.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
I've never seen that shoot before. Maybe I'll try that
on and.

Speaker 6 (02:28):
Wore it last night today today.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
But I only wore it for about a couple of
hours yesterday, so I thought I'll get another wear out
of it again today. So I'm looking pretty high, don't
know it fexed me well, and feeling pretty good, fellows right.
My brain's a bit sort of all over the place.
I'm a bit jumpy.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I was in a little of a mood this morning,
but I'm working through all this stuff and.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I'll explain that later on. Okay, I'll tell you what
mess it. Showy head and absolutely massive shows. I stay tuned. Oh,
I'm Megan Monday.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
It is Megan Monday. To send us a text on
three four eight three if you'd like to nominate anyone
for being an absolute maggot over the weekend, and you
could get yourself a twoy prize pack.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Meantime. Good He's a food fighters.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
The Hole Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
On Jovi there on the radio, hold Ache Big Show
this Monday afternoon. We asked if there are any Maggot
Monday texts out there today, and there have been none,
according to Keyzy. So I just want the people that
are listening to the show at the moment, at the moment,
to pull finger. I mean, we're we're giving everything we've got.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
To give at the moment. And if you can't be
asked texting us on three four eight three, why do
we bother fellos?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
There are a few, Oh there are, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
I was just gonna know, you've made me look like
an idiot.

Speaker 6 (03:41):
You so enough, You've got a renegade on your own.
You know, I don't know you're going to do.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
See where there are any texts? And you said no
because I said no.

Speaker 6 (03:48):
When I said no, I mean I was going to
quickly plug our live show this Thursday and this break
and then in the next break I was going to
read some texts. So you've completely misread the situation, right right, Okay?
Good this Thursday. By the way, if you're an all,
we're gonna be hang a bar out in Henderson, West Aukland,
four pm till seven, debuting the Hoducky Pie Come along
You're gonna backbone T shirt and free pies as well, waving.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Forward to my home territory out west here and now
I know that this last Friday past yellows. You guys
both had a big night the New Zealand Film and
Television Awards.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (04:18):
No New Zealand Television awardsion? But everything else here and
we went along, didn't we?

Speaker 4 (04:24):
Keyzy?

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Did you find a suit magie?

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Uh? Yeah, I owned quite a few suits, so I
just wore one of those. Oh yeah, which is a
bit of a shame. You just want something else. I
did have an absolute debacle though. I thought I got
my suit out and then I went to get my
I thought, I'll get my boots out and you know,
my dress shoes there and the socks out, just so
they're ready. And no, not there, not in the house.
God knows where they are, God knows what's even to them.

(04:47):
So I had to work half an hour before we
were going to make Kezy. I had to go to
a shop and buy some more boots and it was
an absolute disgrace how much they ripped me off for.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Then I'm not going to go into those details.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Seven It was a lot of money anyway, so we
went along, Keyzy did it? We Now I don't talk
about on here, but I've got a business talent agency. Keyzy,
you're part of it as thanks to Jas over here
has kindly lent you over to us. But we had
a lot we've only been gave for a couple of years.
Where James Musterpick was nominated for Best TV Personality, Karen

(05:20):
O'Leary is nominated for Best Presenter for Entertainment. She won
So one Nathan was nominated for Best Script and Best
Comedy for Kids Sisters she won for Best Script Els
Carrod won for Bestupporting Actor. After the party, Whi's got
ten nominations and one nine Gallet was nominated for Best
Director for Kyinger. So we had a pretty good night.
We've got three wins on the evening. But perhaps I

(05:42):
was most proud of Kezy. Sure Keezy got up there
and presented some awards with Laura what's her name, and
it was amazing. Place was in stitches. Thanks Jesu has
invented a whole new character. Whereas the goofiest son of
a bitch on the face of the earth.

Speaker 4 (05:59):
Sure, and I was I'm laughing. I don't know where
it's coming from. I've never seen him. He hit me up.

Speaker 6 (06:02):
He's like, why you said goofy all of a sudden,
I was like, I think there was just maybe a
character for that particular moment.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
You've done it a little bit on the TV shows.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
Yeah, you can pull it. I'm starting to go down
a bit of a goofy route. It's because Jason keeps
calling me goofy.

Speaker 3 (06:15):
Well I've always said your goofy, I know, because you
are goofy, see exactly.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
So yeah, this is on another level now.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
I bagged it up because I should have been recording
from the start, and a costad recording. It's always a
bit of a shambles. But he presented six awards, didn't
you make Wow? But God, the level of goofiness is
out the gate. It's a completely it's not even Kezy
who's doing it, completely different person.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
It's a thing called acting. Jas you won't know about it.
That's where you pretend to be someone else. Yes, and
I did that in a professional situation. Sure.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
What was the general feedback on it? CAZy?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
It was great? That was actually the good thing about
it because the film and the film the TV Awards. Sorry,
I don't know a lot of people. I've done some TV,
but not in mainstream yeah TV, you know what I mean,
not big time TV. It's a lot of loud people
talking about a lot of stuff they've achieved in their lives,
and I'm just there, like, oh, I was just on
like acc thing to the awards.

Speaker 7 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:12):
I worked in TV for almost a decade and our
show was never ever put forward for any awards. For
some reason. Our producer at the time didn't like submitting
for awards. I thought it was too you know, I
don't know, you're looking for praise sort of thing, and
it's probably how ratings a thing to do with. Yeah,
we can just get over all that.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
But I didn't want to go because I was absolutely
knaked after we've been in Tartanaki.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
And then I.

Speaker 6 (07:33):
Ended up being the last one to not only leave
the awards, but to leave the after party, right. I
was the last one there, yeah, which I was quite
proud of. It was two thirty. Everyone had gone home
and they were trying to shut this little private area
they had going. I was like, I probably go home now, Yeah, yeah,
but it was excellent.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 6 (07:53):
Was fun?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Yeah, yeah, because I got a call from your wife.
She say, was she not there with you? No?

Speaker 6 (07:59):
No, she wasn't invited. It's like one hundred and something
dollars for a ticket.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
So we decid.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
She was pretty upset when she called. But yeah, yeah,
so I went around and just we just had a
little chat. Yeah, hung out and gave her a hug,
and I made a cup of tea, some biggies.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Just we just sort of snuggled.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Really just Jase, you did not go around to my
house and snuggle with my wife.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
I was supporting her. She was upset.

Speaker 8 (08:30):
Man.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
It's like what I do.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
The hdiche Big Show with Jase, Mike and Keysy tune
in week days and four on Radio Hodiki Radio Head.

Speaker 3 (08:42):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Monday afternoon.
The time is exactly four twenty six.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
Yeah, boy, yeah, man.

Speaker 5 (08:50):
Hey, So we left the New Zealand Television Awards on
Friday night, my wife and I.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yes, oh yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:00):
As it was sort of like, oh god, how we go?
That was a problem.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I had one percent left on my phone and my
wife's phone was then being repaired, so I shouldn't have
Uber on this other sort of shipbox one shipbox phone.
So I was like, how are we going to get neurb?
But we're not going to be able to get nuber anyway.
As we're sort of walking through out your center the
other square, a gentleman, a taxi driver, protest and he

(09:23):
goes taxi. He says, taxi question mate. Absolutely, yeah, cool man,
So go over there jumping the cab and I'm sort
of trying to talk to him. He's not really talking
back to me. He's given me a little bit of
a vibe that he's a scumbag with you, and so
I'm not too sure about this guy. And then he
started taking us around, you know, not exactly the fastest route.

(09:46):
So then we got to got home and I said
to my wife, why don't you just go inside. I'll
be in in a minute, because I could anticipate that
there was going to be a bit of a stitch up.
And there's been a bit of a story going around,
hasn't there that people have been getting ripped off by
taxi drivers. It was like some tourists got done for
eight hundred bucks or something ridiculous. Wow, right, in the
last sort of week or so coming back from Coldplayer.

(10:07):
So anyway, it ticked up in the fear. Now I
traveled to two point six kilometers.

Speaker 6 (10:14):
So we guess how much it's going to be. Two
point six kilometers a bit of a tariff to start things.
I'm gonna say twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Nice, I'm gonna say thirty Not.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
Bad, Jay, It's not bad. So by the time we
got there, it had got up to forty two dollars.
That's ridiculous. That is ridiculous. And so he said forty
two dollars. I'd been watching it tech up and I
was just like, wow, I should have had my phone charge.

Speaker 4 (10:37):
It's my fault. So forty two bucks.

Speaker 5 (10:40):
And then he does this thing on the little swipey
card there the older what do you call those? Fox machine?
Pass sat back. I swiped my card and then I
say to him, can I please have a receipt because
I've got a feeling about this, and so he prints
out the receipt, seems it back to me. I put
my torch on and all of a sudden, the fear

(11:02):
has gone up to fifty two dollars.

Speaker 4 (11:03):
Oh wow, Yeah, it's gone up to fifty two dollars,
and I said, what's going on here? Man?

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Ah, it puts on it puts on a ten percent
fee as soon as you use your credit card.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
Ten percent.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
It seems like a lot when it's normally about one
point six or two or maybe three. Oh yeah, it's
just what it does. I said, well, it doesn't explain
the other five bucks either. Anyway, gets into a very
very heated debate where Mogi is firing up, yes, absolutely
firing up, and I was on the verge of throttling him,
and he tried to give me three dollars to make

(11:35):
up for it, and I said, no, no, keep it coming.
Eventually he paid me out the difference.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
Right. But it's a strange way to run a business,
isn't it.

Speaker 5 (11:43):
When you've got uber that is offering you cheaper, better service,
and then you come along and you're all you're doing
is ripping people off. Then do people really want to
take a taxi?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah? Yeah, that's a total ruw.

Speaker 3 (11:54):
I mean, the fact that it was even forty odd
dollars unbelievable from where you were to where you went too,
just read ridiculous.

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Can I can I just just one question when that happened,
Did it?

Speaker 4 (12:03):
Bug you?

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Um?

Speaker 4 (12:06):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (12:15):
On that my Uber ride home on the Friday, the
Uber driver had it on. It was very it was
very non chatty, quite rude, and I was trying to
be you know, animate you're pretty, you're pretty rude and.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
And anyway, I was.

Speaker 3 (12:31):
It felt like as heater was on about minus forty degrees.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I was his his ear. I was freezing my ass
off and I said, oh, mate, do you mind if
you turn the air coon off?

Speaker 3 (12:42):
It's pretty cold back here? And he said no, it's
too hot.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
And that was it.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
And that was it and I went okay, yeah.

Speaker 6 (12:50):
Oh wow when he said that, did that bug you?

Speaker 2 (12:52):
Nah?

Speaker 4 (12:53):
That's good?

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Big show podcast.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
This indeed system of it down there on the radio.
He showed this Monday afternoon. Any he text theis on
three four A three megot mondays.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, hepes the mega Monday texts coming in on three
fight three. Don't forget everyone. The texts through in the
drawer for a two week prize pack. Shout out to
Cody Fisher for being a massive maggot all weekend, getting
up early this weekend to go to work like he
always does. Cheers, Yeah, backbone, that's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
That's great stuff.

Speaker 6 (13:21):
Speaking of backbone, shout out to Blair who won the
Chasing the Fox competition. Him and I are going to
be absolutely maggeted on whole six hurling abuse at any
celebrities that are smaller than us.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
Cheers, Yeah, great stuff, Heyndison, there was a bit of
a sporting action over the weekend, So let's tell a
bit of sports.

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Chet, shall we?

Speaker 6 (13:39):
A bit of a sporting action?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Was that what I said?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
That's not going to tell you.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 6 (13:47):
Just gonna pause that for a set.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Alarm racism alarm as I see.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
You know I put up. My brain's a bit scatter
of brain.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
So the daries are the only thing stopping you from
being racist. No fair point, Hey, huge week Indo sport
hoty j. To begin with, you were so stoked, you
were so stoked about watching India and Ossie play Test
cricket eight. How's that going?

Speaker 3 (14:12):
Absolutely magnificent? Actually, boomra, It's just a pleasure to watch
in bowl. It's also a pleasure to see the Australians
get absolutely smashed in this Test match, particularly given India
initially were bolt out for one hundred and fifteen. You
thought oh god, here we go in India, missing quite
a few key players as well. But they fought back
mag magnificently and now totally dominating Australia five hundred and

(14:38):
thirty four to window Australia and are currently four.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
For seventy few hours. Yeah, and that's on in the
background now and I'm finding it very hard not to
be distracted by it.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
What does this do in terms of context with our
Test series sweep over in India?

Speaker 2 (14:55):
Not a lot really keesy.

Speaker 6 (14:56):
So but what what if Ozsie? You know, what if
they lose to India dress after the series.

Speaker 3 (15:01):
Well, that'll mean that India probably get through to the
World Cup final, you know, to the Test Championship final
and Ossie is still up there. But we we have
to the low Zealand strict nation in the world. Yeah,
because we picked them at home three zeps. Obviously we're
better than Australia at the moment, it's.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
All become very clear. I can also just talk about
the Wellington Phoenix. They beat the Melbourne Victory one nil
over the weekend. That's taken them up to second place
on the ladder. And Auckland have Sea beat MacArthur one
nil away, so they're in the first place. So Auckland
C and Wellington one and two on the table dominating.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
Maybe a bit of competition, a fellas, maybe that's good
for the old the Phoenix.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Yeah, totally man, and especially when you think about Auckland
f C absolutely caning the Phoenix, humiliating them to zip.

Speaker 6 (15:53):
Yes, all Blacks who want to discuss it? Not really?

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Yeah, I mean look, I watched the first half and
then I got about five minutes and the second half
and I turned it off.

Speaker 6 (16:01):
I did the same thing. Yeah, yeah, it wasn't enjoyable.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
Every now and again you get one of those games,
don't you wear the all Blacks will sink to the
level of their opposition. It's the last game of the season.
They can't be bothered. And that's why I'd always prefer
to have Italy be the first game of a Northern
tour rather than the last. Sure, because they're not going
to drop the guard for an Ireland or in England
or anything. But it was an incredibly tough watch.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
I've got to be honest with you, feelows. I was
late to the game because I was making love, so
I missed the entire first half, right, then I watched
about ten minutes of the second half and when I'm
gamed at the.

Speaker 6 (16:35):
Gym, weird making love then go to the gym by
the way, Yeah, it's a really weird way to do.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Absolutely physical kind of guy in the weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (16:45):
My dad takes after the game dawn.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:48):
Yeah, And I've never heard him say this, but he said, well,
that was a tough watch. Oh really, And he also
said I'm kind of glad the season's over, you know
what I mean. And so for him to say that
dedicated absolutely loves the All Blacks.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Yeah, yes, Let's look at Razors record because he came
with high expectations there, Mogi and Kezy ten out of fourteen,
barely a past mark as a percentage of winning.

Speaker 4 (17:11):
I think you went bloody well this year.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
I think the Springboks, considering they're in the absolute prime
as a team and have been together for some years now,
and that we sort of lost twice to them but
were within seven points and probably could have taken out
of when the fact that we lost by one point
of France and pain, the fact that we are in
a rebuilding year and they're just trying to start buying

(17:33):
into waddlers that Rais is going to do. I'll start
judging them in year two and three.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
I was just sort of talking about the expectations that
he is just going to win everything.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Yeah, check it now.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
So but yeah, no, fair cop, fair cop.

Speaker 6 (17:47):
Ten out of fouring pretty good and three out of
four on the road, you know, Northern tour. It's a
tough tour.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Yeah, I would have preferred the clean sweep. Actually, Keezy,
well we all wore Jess. Yeah, that puts me off
a little bit, to be honest.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
You should never darry Man, Yes, anyone.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Have any darry No, you're not allowed that right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
The hod Achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Yes, indeed tool there on the radio Hodankee Big Show
this Monday afternoon. For those of you that are interested
in the cricket Australia are currently four seventy eight four
for seventy eight chasing five hundred and thirty four.

Speaker 6 (18:24):
It's not gonna happen, is it, Jose.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
No, it's not gonna happen. It's still another day and
a half ago, so it's all over over.

Speaker 6 (18:29):
I reckon hey fellas. When I was a youngster, I
remember in January it was an important time of year
for the key Fano where we would all hop into
my dad's various pickup trucks and things and heaps of
old car stuff to Coomu every year for the Classic
Car and hot Rod Festival that happens there, three day
event Friday, Saturday Sunday, one of the biggest car shows

(18:49):
in New Zealand. It is I would have gone to
it fifteen years in a row of my childhood right,
stayed the night all three nights. Dad was selling car
parts and talking shop with people. So I've got a
backbone backbone city, to be honest, and so I haven't
been in the last few years. So the fact that
we're actually even talking about is blood exciting for me.

Speaker 4 (19:10):
I'm going to go along.

Speaker 3 (19:10):
I saw actually on that front, Keezy, you brought in
your little truck e to day. Yeah you see, yeah,
you got two spaces actually because of the way he parted.

Speaker 5 (19:19):
Yeahs to interact, man, But do you have a point
to that story or are you just sort.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
Of just walk down memory lane.

Speaker 6 (19:27):
I just sort to kill two minutes. Alreadio by chatting
about myself and my childhood. But also we're giving away
an all inclusive trip to Auckland for the festival in January,
including flights and accommodation. As I said, it's a three
day event, the seventeenth or the nineteenth, that's Friday through Sunday.
We can work out the details, how long you want
to spend there, what you want to do. But in
the next hour you have to listen out for this.

(19:52):
Sorry that Mike did a fart in the middle of that.
I'm just going to play it again, just that people
don't think it's got to find it so you can
listen out for this, but I would to play it
one more time, Okay, So just listen out for this
without the fart. Mike, Can I ask a question? Sorry

(20:13):
on chase. When you hear the horn call, I said, oh,
eight hundred hodaki and you get yourself and the draw
it's going to happen in the next hour.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Do they have accommodation and quum you to you?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Yeah, wasting cumu qum you.

Speaker 2 (20:26):
Did they actually have accommodation there?

Speaker 4 (20:28):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Well?

Speaker 3 (20:29):
I mean it's a town because I've been I never
stopped there because she's pretty rough.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
No, Kumi is not rough at all. In fact, it's
really nice, you know what I mean. It's the kind
of place you'd like to aspire to live.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I think I stopped there for a toasty once and
just only barely made it out of there alive.

Speaker 6 (20:44):
What was this in like nineteen sixty something, Well.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
It was like nineteen ninety five. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (20:49):
Yeah, it's a lovely place.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
And my hot rod and you're hot.

Speaker 6 (20:52):
What was it again? Pardon if you are keen, as
I said, listen out for that horn. It's going to
be happening in the next hour, which is bloody exciting.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Great stuff. All that after five o'clock.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
The Hohodiche Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy. Tune
in week days at four on Radio hod Ike.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
You're welcome back, your massive bagbones. Hope your Monday is
going along tickety boo. The time is five oh two
and you, my friends, are listening to the Big Show
brought to you by Twoey.

Speaker 6 (21:21):
Get it in you, get it in you. If you
have a look around New Zealand, you might spot you
with a man hang on, but can I just do
that again? And then you come in with that.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Okay, Okay, if.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
You look around the place, New Zealand, you might notice
the old towoy billboards are coming back.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Yeah right, Mike am I right, yeah, you are right.

Speaker 6 (21:39):
To be fair, they are back, and to be honest,
it's good because we could deal with a laugh.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
It's really interesting actually, because I had a meeting with
toy management.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
The names pardon, what were their names?

Speaker 6 (21:48):
To management? What were their names?

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Richard and Clarice?

Speaker 6 (21:53):
Or is a boy or a girl?

Speaker 4 (21:55):
A girl?

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Obviously, I've never heard of a boy called Clarice.

Speaker 6 (21:58):
I've never heard of anyone called Reese other than in
the Have you ever watched Silence? Yeah, that's the only person.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
Right, okay. And they were saying, hey, listen and loving
the show. You guys are doing a great job, and
just keep encouraging people.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
If they've got ideas for billboards, fire them through on
three four eight three. We'll run them up the flagpole
and see how they go. It could, I mean, you
could become a multi.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
Millionaire if they accept one of your ideas.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
So you're promising that if one of your ideas gets
through on three four eight three, they will pay you
a million dollars.

Speaker 4 (22:29):
Ever, get through, yeah, saying they could. Yeah, so yeah,
But I.

Speaker 6 (22:33):
Feel like that's the only sort of thing that you'd
say if you knew it wasn't going to get through.
Like you're not even going to do anything with the suggestions.

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Oh absolutely, I will fare them straight through the pugs.
You'll far them straight through to Richard and Clarice.

Speaker 6 (22:46):
All right, now, so where was the meeting?

Speaker 2 (22:48):
Pardon?

Speaker 6 (22:48):
Where was the meeting?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
They came undo my place because I just wanted to
keep it.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, I should make them a coffee keasy. Hey, Now, listen,
I've got a question that I want to ask you
fellows next, and I don't want it to degenerate into
filth chat, but it's something I sort of I'm genuinely,
genuinely interested in knowing, right, So we'll be getting into
that next.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
It is hygiene related, I will warn you.

Speaker 6 (23:15):
Is it the sort of thing that might spark up
the nation?

Speaker 2 (23:18):
I think so? I think so. But in the meantime,
it's going to Roses.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Yes, indeed, Lincoln Park there on the radio Hurdarchy Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirteen. Now, fellas,
what I'm about to talk about now, I don't. I
just want to clarify before we get into it that
I don't want this conversation to degenerate into.

Speaker 6 (23:43):
Filth roll as long as it doesn't start with philth.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
There's no actually there's no filth in it. But I
just know what you guys are like and that you
will take it to a place of filth when that
was not my intention.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Now, well, I just want to say that I'm a
little bit concerned about the types of conversations that are
happening while the songs are playing. Some of the chat
that's happening off here is disgraceful.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Perpetrated by one micman Ague.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Now, I don't know about you guys, but I, for me,
time on the duney is a contemplative time and I
often sit there while i'm you know.

Speaker 6 (24:25):
Secret.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Just just it's just a word.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Keasy way when I'm forming my three perfect all right,
And I often find it a time to think about
the world and things going on in my life and
stuff like that. And I was taking a massive dump
on Sundays, and.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
This is true.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
It occurred to me, I thought, and I finish off
the job there, and I I thought to myself, Now,
why is it that we wipe our hands after we wash?

Speaker 4 (25:07):
Yes, sorry, I want to tell wash our hands es?

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Should we take it dump?

Speaker 3 (25:11):
Because my point being, all that I've touched in the
process of cleansing myself in the toilet bowl is toilet tissue.

Speaker 2 (25:19):
Now, if you're touching anything else other than that, you're
doing it wrong.

Speaker 4 (25:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (25:24):
And I don't know about you guys, but I'm heavy
on the toilet tissue, so my hand never actually gets
anywhere near the inaverted commas affected areas. So I cleanse myself,
I flush, and then, of course, being a hygienic kind
of guy, I always wash my hands afterwards.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
But I thought, why do we do that?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Because all I've actually done here is handled toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (25:50):
Right, So just quickly three four eight three. Feel free
to text us with your opinion. Should you have to
wash your hands after taking a dump, you will go
on the drawer for a to prize pack. What's your
opinion on this moge, because there's not even an argument
to be had here.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
I guess when you say it doesn't come near your anus,
your fingers, that is it's a body part, kesey.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Grow up on how old are you?

Speaker 6 (26:17):
It's it's coming within millimeters.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Well, so what I mean you're washing your hands because
of the gas perhaps coming.

Speaker 5 (26:27):
Well, this is the thing, this is the argument, Jase,
is that it can get on you. It's airborne, right
because it's invisible. It's like you know, you know somehow
keys you're not going to block your ears, mate, And
you know he said it's.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
Airborne, not noseborn.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Jay's lucky for you when you when you pass wind,
you will put it that way. That's invisible, isn't it.
But that's sort of tiny poop particles that are going
up your nose, and so that sort of stuff can
get close to your hands as well when you're reaching
down into the toilet, there going around your bum bum
and so you've got to be careful of that. But
let me say this, I completely agree, thanks mate. And

(27:04):
I haven't washed my hands for probably ten fifteen years.
Awesome and I am and I am a picture of health.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Thank you, Mogi.

Speaker 6 (27:13):
You haven't washed your hands in ten fifteen years.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
No, I know, I think it's I think it's I
think it's big toilet paper that are conning us. You
still used toilet paper, but I do I just think
you know, it's it's the soap companies more.

Speaker 4 (27:27):
I should say that.

Speaker 5 (27:28):
You know, they say, oh, you've got to wash your hand,
You got to wash your hands for two minutes, et cetera,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Rubbish exactly. And because I know you're massively anal and
then what that.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
You you know, anywhere in that dirty area for you, you're.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Vigorously scrubbing and washing. So I know that you do that.
It just I'm not saying it's right or wrong. I'm
just saying you're just starting the question. Now I'm asking
the question why do we do it? Because I never get.

Speaker 6 (27:55):
Near exactly what you're saying. And I understand what you're saying.
I just think that didn't when people were doing surgery
back in the day. Didn't Florence Nightingale or something. Didn't
she go to war? And so people need to clean
their hands because this is why people are dying so
often in surgery and stuff, because you get all sorts
of stuff on your hands. You don't realize.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Yeah, and so I think they wore though their hands
were covered in blood and dirt like literally stuff.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
I've never performed surgery when I'm taking a dump.

Speaker 6 (28:26):
What oh stuff at three four eight three. What do
you think New Zealand should you have to wash your hands?
I think people should be washing their hands more anyway.
So it's almost like a it's good to wash your
hands a few times a day just in case. And
I don't work for big soap.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah, but you you had a kind of sickly childhood,
so that makes sense.

Speaker 4 (28:44):
I mean.

Speaker 6 (28:44):
And I don't want people coming around me with peey.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Hands, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Because I often think that we don't have time and
people are really unhealthy.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
It's because they clean completely washed, constantly wash themselves.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Pressure the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoy, Mike Minogue
and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (29:02):
This indeed the Beast Boys there on the radio Hodikey
Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Now before that you might have heard a little car
horn there that's going off in the middle of a song.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
This is called the Big Show, Honker.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
And a Soul in relation to the Kumu Classic Car
and hot Rod Festival. And we've got flights accommodation if
you want to go along to that. So we're asking
people to give us a call and get in the drawer. Now,
I don't have my glasses on.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
So I'm just going to go.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
With Carl first, get a Carl your messive back bone
house life. Ye yeah, good gangs, mate, goud you love
your cars to your cow oh.

Speaker 8 (29:41):
I don't mind the car if it's made a bet.

Speaker 4 (29:44):
Yeah, that's passion, that's real passion there, brother.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
What what? What kind of cars are you into?

Speaker 3 (29:49):
Car?

Speaker 8 (29:51):
The knife one, Queensie. I actually love a Chevvy toado A.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
That's great, that's so good. So just actually stand on
the line there and I'll check you over to but
in studio being will sort you out in the drawer, James,
your mad Barsard?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
How's life James? Good weekend?

Speaker 6 (30:14):
James was man absolutely negative, responsibly obviously.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
What sort of car are you running at the moment, James?

Speaker 6 (30:29):
Turbo Diesel number? What are we talking?

Speaker 2 (30:35):
Mate?

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Well, James, you're in the drawer as well, mate, So
you hold on and Pugsam will take care of your bread.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
Your mad Barsart, how's life afternoon?

Speaker 4 (30:43):
How are we?

Speaker 7 (30:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (30:47):
What do you do for a crust? Mate?

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (30:49):
Dodgy old carpenter?

Speaker 2 (30:53):
And what sort of hicle are you running at the moment?

Speaker 8 (30:57):
I've got a sixty three single vote singer, Yes, a
singer like an old woman's car twenty three year projects.
So I could go up here and watch what I
could be maybe.

Speaker 6 (31:09):
Well, I don't think i've ever seen one of those
on the road before I heard of one.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
I haven't seen what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (31:16):
Yeah, maybe I'm lying.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
He could be lying, although if you were lying, you
would have seen something like you got a lamber or
a little blue tracking.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, great needs for you, Brad.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
You're also on the draw mate, sad line there and
Pakistan in the studio.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
B will sort you out.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Packs has really got an attitude towards me today every day,
every time I look at me, just shakes his head
or tells me to wrap it up or whatever.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
Tell you to wrap it up, you know what I mean.
Don't stop talking.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Stop talk.

Speaker 4 (31:45):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
By the way, by the way, text the flooding it
on three four rate three Jase's hot topic and if
you've just joined us, Jace wants to know why he
has to wash his hands after taking a dump. He
thinks it's an outrage and to be honest, there's a
text here on three four rate three. It's it sounds
like Jace isn't washing his hands and is just checking
with you guys before he comes clean about it. It's disgusting.

(32:06):
Plenty of texts coming in there, but we'll read all
of those next.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
And Kisey Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
this Monday afternoon. The time is five thirty eight now,
great news. We're back on the road again this week.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Feels in my part of the neighborhood, West Auckland Hangar.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
Bar that's right out west there. We've never done West Aalkland.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Yeah, I'm intrigued to see how we go actually, and.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
West Ankland is Backbone country of course. We are also
debuting the brand new Radio Hodarky Pie thanks to Dad's
Pie suff you'd like to come along be one of
the first people in the country to taste one of
those and listen to the Big Show live from four
till seven to make sure this Thursday you come to
the Hangar Henderson, West Aorkland, across the road from Trust
Arena there and we'll be doing the show live.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
Can't wait, babe. Backbone t shirts available as well. Oh yeah,
what about those bar blades? We'll have any of those, yeah, yeah,
always yea.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Free pies will be there as well. I actually tried.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
That pie over the weekend, and in fact I had
two of them and they're bloody good.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
Yes, they're a little.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Bit bigger than your traditional pie keysytalopeno in there, man,
just a.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Little bit of a zing in their bloody delicious, great
great pie.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Looking forward to it, actually very much looking forward to
both being out west and having a pie.

Speaker 6 (33:23):
Just some quick breaking news. This is breaking news. Did
Jason hasn't washed his hands after taking a dumb Now?
It's what you said.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
No, that's not what I said. I said as I
was taking a dump. I was just pondering why is
it that we do wash our hands after we've done it?
Because I don't know about you fellows. I don't make
contact with my buttock, said, all the tissue does, and
my hand doesn't get anywhere near the affected area, so
I always wash my hands.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
I was just curious as to why we do it.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
You were saying at school, they used to call you
ship mets.

Speaker 6 (34:05):
Yeah you were saying that, Yeah, was I Your wife
still calls you that does ticks here and your support Jase,
She does still call you key? Keep it on ship
mets on three fours coming.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
Why is she talking to you?

Speaker 6 (34:26):
Aman tears Ah washing your hands as a conspiracy run
by soap companies. Stay safe out there feelings?

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Yes, yeah good.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I couldn't agree more.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Jason.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
I've explained this to my mates and they will just
give me ship chirp. That's from something. Yeah, how about
this one? Poo bugs go through ten layers of toilet paper.
We tested it at Uni gross af Oh my god,
through ten layers they will still get through, still get through.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
I always use fifteen sheets.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Right, what about this? I don't know if this is true?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
It up here we go.

Speaker 6 (35:01):
You should only ever wash your hands if they are
visibly soiled. That is what they recommend in hospital. I
am a healthcare worker. It helps to build your immunity.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
Well, this is now, this is my concern. I think.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
I think, in particular in Western culture, we are obsessed
with cleaning things. True, there's all of this soap and
these cleaning products that get sold to you, and all
I think it does is that it strengthens the bugs
because you're not wiping them out right, it's worth anti biotox.
You've got to wipe them out. You're going to take
the full course. I sincerely believe we are obsessed with
cleaning too much.

Speaker 2 (35:30):
I agree with you.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
In fact, we actually didn't wash our kids for ten years. No,
never missed a day of school.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
I don't wash it. I don't wash it. You know,
the car, the house, nothing.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Just leave the fell there and that way you get
immune to all those things, washing and cleaning everything all
the time, because you've got more obsanity.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
I agree, we've got to draw the line somewhere. Right,
So when I have kids, they'll be eating mud and
doing whatever.

Speaker 4 (35:59):
I don't care.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
That's fine. I'm not gonna be scrubbing them with Dettol
and all that. However, I think you should wash your
hands after wipeing. I think there is a line to
be drawn somewhere. It's not all the bugs or none
of the bugs, somewhere in the middle is good.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
Well, how are people going to listen to Keyzy? You
know you that you've you've barely even made it around
the block once yet, or Hoydy j an absolute backbone
somebody that they call ship met.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Yeah that's true. Actually I can see to you ship mates.
Thanks mate, Hey Scar, tissue?

Speaker 4 (36:27):
What about it?

Speaker 6 (36:27):
But toilet tissue?

Speaker 4 (36:28):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:31):
The Hurdarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 3 (36:34):
And Kesey Crowded House there on the radio Hodikey Big
Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
The time is five point fifty four.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
How good was that gig? Jose, Yes, so good?

Speaker 5 (36:43):
In Hamilton there, Kezy mate me and Hoddy j We
went to the crowded House gig over the weekend there,
Rin dere.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
Wasn't it an Auckland?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
No?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
No, No, I think it was Hamilton? Okay? And gotten
the horror of a fight, didn't we?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
We did?

Speaker 2 (36:58):
Oh really decaps, Wow, I'm off for darts and someone
said the wrong thing and I can't even remember how Yeah,
it didn't even matter.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Eon hell you Yeah, Well, to be fair, it was
a bit more than being an honor bit.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Jason.

Speaker 5 (37:11):
You you know, you'n't asked to talk to them, And
they said, oh do you like crowded house?

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Do you?

Speaker 4 (37:15):
And Jace just saw red, didn't you?

Speaker 8 (37:18):
Ma?

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Wow? Yeah, it was all over it.

Speaker 8 (37:19):
Man.

Speaker 6 (37:19):
Do you feel bad now because that seems like a
bit of an overreaction.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
No, nah, it was all good.

Speaker 4 (37:24):
That's what they get got the old.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Ship mats out Hey, Now listen after six o'clock, what's
for teen New Zealing with me?

Speaker 6 (37:34):
Geazy? Stop farting in the middle of everything.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
So whatever you're having for t text us now three
four eight three. Remember, everyone that does that goes in
the draw for a toy prize page.

Speaker 6 (37:43):
It's my segments to let me throw to it.

Speaker 4 (37:45):
What's in the what's in that?

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Um?

Speaker 2 (37:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (37:49):
What are you having for teen New Zealand? Texted three
on three four eight three and include your name and
we'll read it out on the radio and you can
want a toy prize pack.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Sounds good?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Yeah, great stuff all that After six o'clock.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
The whole Achy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Welcome back here, Messi Bagblones. Hope your Monday is going
along very nicely.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Indeed, you are listening to the Big Show, brought to
you by two We get it in here, yeah right,
you get it in here?

Speaker 4 (38:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Hey, Now listen to the podcast. Outro is basically us
warming up for the radio show.

Speaker 4 (38:28):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
It's very casual, it's very laid back.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Do you it's R eighteen generally expecting you in there
that you know puk Shan has to put a disclaimer on.
I don't think there was any in today's podcast, do
you do?

Speaker 6 (38:42):
You guys think we have to explain what it is
every day?

Speaker 4 (38:44):
No, I'd rather we didn't. Yeah, that's driven by you,
Captain Edmin.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Why I didn't even know. I'm not kept it.

Speaker 3 (38:50):
I've actually stopped doing that. That's the fist I've done
it in ages was huge?

Speaker 4 (38:54):
True?

Speaker 3 (38:54):
Yeah, because you jump in there, Captain Edmund, that's not true.
What's the today keys?

Speaker 4 (39:00):
Oh, good question, Jace.

Speaker 6 (39:02):
The clip today is from the podcast outro, which is
bonus content we do every day search Hoducky Big Show
we get your podcast from. They come out at seven thirty.
And this better not be the clip that I told
Pugs not to put it. And I'll be furious if
I get home and on purse. You know, it's like
two am and I want to show a bit. I'll
do a wheez in the shower. Yeah, what a pig?
Can you clip that off?

Speaker 4 (39:23):
Pug? Pugs?

Speaker 6 (39:25):
And also, don't make that the little clip we play
on the radio show Little clip the radio just after,
don't you did, so that was you know, I.

Speaker 5 (39:34):
Just want to know how Keyesy feels about that, hey go,
because you specifically ask Pugs to just keep that in
the podcast, and yet here it is you're playing out
live to millions of people.

Speaker 6 (39:45):
Well, obviously Pugs are dead to me now we had
a great thing going there. In fact, we're kind of
a packaged deal at one stage. No longer because they're
doing weeze in the shower, but went on here.

Speaker 2 (39:56):
Yeah, can I just can I just say, Kesy, over
the last couple of years is you've given me a
lot of jump about my toilet, toileting and all that
sort of stuff. You're toileting and you know, and now
now to know that every time you get steamed you
go home into the shower and do a power urine. Straight.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Okay, this is we're just every day you're taking this
single day.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
I said, Okay, this is the Yes, you get to
listen to the podcast outro for full context, because you'll
find that it was no inear what you just lied about.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
Because it's what you were saying on the podcast outro
and you can get that, you know, listen to that
wherever you get your podcasts. You'll sort of be out somewhere.
You get to chatting and you sort of forget you
don't haven't broken the seal, and you've had about, you know,
ten or eleven beers, and it's not until you get
home in the shower hats that you unleash with sort
of five leaders of.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
You, you know how, you know how, Mogi.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
You're going to an old person's house sometimes and they've
been a smoker for like forty or fifty years, there'd
be like that nicotine staying on the roof.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Yes, it's like in Kyzy's path.

Speaker 9 (41:04):
That's really good, Hoidy Jane's that's great, mate. It's not
this funny, It's not this funny. But listen, what the song?

Speaker 2 (41:26):
What's new?

Speaker 4 (41:29):
It's up?

Speaker 6 (41:30):
Nickt ticks through. Are you're having for dinner? On three
four eight three you win a two prize pack. What's
the song?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Jays Allison The Hilarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Tune in four on radiol Collective Soul There on the radio,
hol Lucky Big Show this Monday afternoon.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
But right now it's time for.

Speaker 6 (41:49):
You, Hey guys. Text here from Steve what's for tea
News Zealand with me Ki.

Speaker 2 (41:59):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
It's the wordarining segment where you text through what you're
having for dinner. We then read it out loud on
the radio and then Jason Michael sort of give their
opinions on it. Yeah, okay, so we're going to start
with thank you, gooday guys. Liz here, Jamie who's.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
That she's politician.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Daughter?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Um?

Speaker 6 (42:28):
Yes, and she's having prawn dumplings and rum oh.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I like that just on the dumpling front, by the way,
because we've suddenly figured out how to cook the bloody
things because you buy them frozen.

Speaker 2 (42:40):
Of course.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
Yeah, we read the instructors but it never worked out.
But I've been cooking a lot of dumplings lately. It's
top notch.

Speaker 4 (42:48):
My wife is making us dumpling soup for this evening Instagram.
Let you know how it goes tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Good stuff.

Speaker 6 (42:55):
Do you wash your hands after taking a dumpling?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:59):
Discuss? Get a Feela's James here? Oh my god, James Dean.
Would James Dean?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
Thank you?

Speaker 6 (43:12):
Who's James Wood?

Speaker 5 (43:14):
I think you're thinking of James Woods as well as
a just James James and James and.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Tonight, I'm having pickled onions and cheese for dinner, followed
by some pev over I made for dessert. Beautiful.

Speaker 4 (43:29):
You're not allowed to eat pav over until it's Christmas.
That's one of the rules.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
I think summer. It's not even summery it is it?

Speaker 4 (43:36):
No?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Can I think spring?

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Can?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I just ask you qu your opinion on this because
I'm a big thing the old pickled onion.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
I love a pick.

Speaker 3 (43:46):
A really head one, but great pickled.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Yeah, bloody beautiful.

Speaker 6 (43:52):
Because I love pickled cucumbers or pickles. I've seen you
guys eat them. Get a fella's archer here?

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Oh my god, fell? Who fell archer?

Speaker 6 (44:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Who's that?

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Look them up on Wikipedia?

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Okay, roast chicken and new potatoes.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
Oh, new potatoes.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
And there's a lot of protein and car Yeah, it says.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
Here a few greens. Don't want it to be all
protein and carbs. Chick Yeah, good from Tony. Oh my god,
you're the guy that is a comedian and does part
time work here at hold up?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (44:35):
Is in acc Get a lads and old recipe in
my mum's boiled eggs and asparagus casserole done and cheese sauce.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
It sounds like shit. Oh damn, it's a puke fist.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I mean I washed my hands after making that.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
I want to wash my hands after hearing that.

Speaker 6 (44:52):
Yeah, yeah, what about this? Caleb Clark is ebec already?

Speaker 2 (44:57):
Is he?

Speaker 6 (44:57):
Caleb Clark? Get a Fellas and Hoidy Janis. I'm having
smash burgers?

Speaker 2 (45:03):
Yum?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
What is a smash burger?

Speaker 6 (45:05):
That's where you get the petties and you you put
heaps of butter and you get meat patties. You put
heaps of butter in them, and then you put them
in the fridge and balls, and then they get really cold,
and then you put them on the pant and you
smash it with this big metal thing, right, I don't know.

(45:25):
It's got like a petty smasher. And then you put
those on burgers and they're really succulent. They're really succulent
and moist way you smash it. Wait, do you want
one more? There found quickly?

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Please? Stu Stu Wilson.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
That's the one. Wow.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
Rugby players tonight Jason.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
Homemade pizza, homemade pizza bases, hand Pepperoni sausages, Capsican mushies
and pineapple Okay, that sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
We had homemade pizza over the weekend. Actually just beautiful.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
You like that? Yeah, who do you make the best
pizzas in the world?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Yeah? I do.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Man Hurarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and kisy.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
Tom Pitty there in the radio Hicky Big Show this
Monday evening. We're right now it's time for.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 7 (46:18):
Yeah, Mike, I watched some more slow horses?

Speaker 6 (46:37):
Is that all I watched? Man, Gary Oldman Apple TV.
I tell you what I'm doing at the moment.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Actually, I'm listening to and this is not What's on
the Telly, but it's it's I'm listening to al Pacino's
autobiography Sonny Boy. It's just come out, and I was
trying to buy it as a book but I couldn't
find it, and then I tried to get on the
Kindle but it wasn't available yet. So then I'll go
on Spotify because they started doing these audio books now, yes,
and it's on there for free. Now there was a

(47:02):
time where that would cost you eighty bucks for an
audio book, but now Spotify is done to deal with
all these publishers, and apparently because I looked it up,
I was like, how they making any money?

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Soon?

Speaker 5 (47:10):
As again's past been read ten percent ten percent of
the book has read, then Spotify has to pay the publishers.
And I'm assuming they think because everybody's got Spotify, that
there'll be a lot more people listening to audiobooks.

Speaker 4 (47:21):
Right, do you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 (47:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (47:23):
Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.

Speaker 5 (47:25):
But anyway, he sort of blabels on quite like it's
very slow, and he sounds like he would have been
a massive pain in the ass.

Speaker 2 (47:31):
Right, Yeah, that sounds about right.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
I watched a lot of test cricket, as mentioned in
the sporting chat that we had earlier on, but I
watched the end of misstand.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Between Oh Now did You So Good?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
And in the last couple of episodes, well, one episode
in particular, there's a very quirky little love story, right,
which I really loved, and it was a New Zealand actress.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
I can't remember her name off the top of my head.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
She's very endearing and it was a very sweet little
love story and I won't tell you what happens to
it in the end, but not good. So once again,
I would say highly recommended. I was sad to see
it go and and I understand he's not bringing it back.
He's gone that I loved him. But I've done that guy.

(48:21):
He's done and dusted and I'm moving on.

Speaker 6 (48:22):
Well, you've got to market.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
Yeah, which is great. Yeah, because it's great to leave
something on a high.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
It's the office or those shows where you leave on
a high you don't with then people miss it rather
than watching you left. Exactly how many Buzzies jays which five?

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Five?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
It is for me an absolute all time. I'll be
watching more. It's unreal.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Yeah, I will definitely watch it at some stage. Fellas
we watched Wicked Little Letters. It's like a British sort
of comedy drama starring Olivia Coleman.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
Is it a pawn Wicked Little Letter?

Speaker 6 (48:52):
It's from It's set in nineteen twenties. It came out
this year and it's based on a true story. You're
Mad where this Irish lady movie The Next Door and
then and This. Olivia Colemen plays a very Christian, very
proper woman who lives at home with her parents and
someone has started writing them very salacious letters. Oh with
all sorts of swearing.

Speaker 4 (49:11):
In it is it a series, a.

Speaker 6 (49:13):
Movie and it's just a quirky, funny little English comedy.
The dad he Olivia Colemen's dad in the movie, Jase,
reminds me a lot of you. So you should watch it.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
It's great that, by the way, easy we had.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
To just rent it really yeah, because it's like I
think it just came out of the theaters.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Did the letters turn you on?

Speaker 6 (49:32):
No? They're very funny though, and Olivia Coleman reading them
out and like they'll be in court and one of
them barristers will read out what one of the letters says.
And that's always the funniest part, is someone reading out
the letters that are written because there's just the calling
people a big stinky slut and all this kind of stuff.
It's just so funny in that nineteen twenties setting. Highly

(49:53):
enjoyable four stars out of five.

Speaker 4 (49:56):
Wow, how many buzzies though?

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Yeah? But what a stars?

Speaker 6 (49:59):
Four and a half.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
The Hodarky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keysy.

Speaker 3 (50:05):
Blind Mellon there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this
Monday evening Now listen of course. In January January eighteenth
to be specific. Next year the Black Clash, hugely popular
sporting event, and we're going to be there with bells on, aren't.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
We feells certainly?

Speaker 6 (50:18):
Jason time is down at Hagley Park in christ Church.
We are going to be sitting in a hot spring
spa hot tub right on the boundary line there, Mogi
and I, and we've got the chance for you to
not only win, maybe me, maybe Jace as well. We've
got the chance for you to not only join us
for the first innings, but also get free flights, free
accommodation and check out the tram and the hot poles
and New Brighton a whole lot of other stuff if

(50:39):
you're keen to enter that Hodarky dot co dot nz.
More than eighty percent of the tickets are selling are
sold out, wow, So make sure you go along at
yourself in the draw. Chris is going to be there.
They've issued us a health and safety waiver for sitting
in the hot spring spa.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
Well, can I just before you delve into that, make
you recall keys that you slice your hand open the
last time you were in the spa and you ended
up having to go to the ambulance that's right, and
they ended up having.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
To sedate you because you were so upset at the
sight of your own blade.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
And now straight.

Speaker 2 (51:15):
You have that upset about it.

Speaker 3 (51:17):
Remember, you may be about to mop this health and safety,
but I do recall.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
What happened MOI before you got here today Pugs go, Jase,
is what the hell's this? Picks up the health and
safety form and then goes that's for Mike and Cress.
You have to worry about it.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
And what is it?

Speaker 6 (51:33):
It's a health and safety form for hot spring spar
what what the earth?

Speaker 4 (51:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (51:38):
This is crucial Jace?

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Okay, well, can I say that it is bullshit?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Right?

Speaker 5 (51:45):
Don't you think that we're having to fill out a
health and safety waiver to say that we understand the
dangers that maybe inherent were sitting in a spa. Now
that's said, that's the kind of the problem here, isn't it, Jace?
Where you'd say that it's ridiculous and what's going on
in the world and this is the problem with the
world at large? But then Keys did get severely injured
last year, so perhaps it is worth signing.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
No point mocking it.

Speaker 6 (52:09):
Can I just I got injured opening a beer with
another beer.

Speaker 4 (52:12):
Yeah, and that was the issue. Very soft hands, and
then bleed all through the spar pool.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
That's right, and then Moogi rubbed prawn juice into it.
I am in appropriate physical condition to participate in the event,
I think so, so we can tack that. I understand
I must keep my eye on the ball at all
times and take every precaution to safely into and exit
the spar pool.

Speaker 4 (52:35):
It's good stuff with the bulls flying at you.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (52:38):
Absolutely, I understand and agree that situations may arise during
the event which may be beyond the immediate control of
the event organizers.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
So I don't know.

Speaker 6 (52:46):
People might run and jump in the pool with the
people might smash our faces, and or they might smash
our faces. I can sent to receive.

Speaker 2 (52:53):
See you being mobbed by people. Actually, Magi, with your
beautiful stallion.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Body, I can see the ladies and men themselves and
then get a taste of me.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
What about number eight here, I will not expose my
burnt meat petty nips to the crowd, and we wear
a T shirt at all times on your That seems crazy.

Speaker 6 (53:17):
What about I can sent to receiving medical treatment in
the event of illness or injuries suffer during or immediately
after the event. No leave me, let me die. But anyway,
dot co dot in Z, I'll sign that form and
you can join us in the old hot spring SPA
good lord, the.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Whole acty big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Well, there you go, your May advanceards. That's your Monday's show,
done and dusted. I'm picking for both of you tonight.
You're going to carry on your sort of quiet weekend
vibes on your Monday night?

Speaker 2 (53:55):
Or are you going to go hard again?

Speaker 5 (53:57):
Probably won't be going hard again. The wife and I
have endeavored to take a few weeks off the boze,
so that'll be bloody good, espicially if it happens, which
seems unlikely. Yeah, but well, actually, what have I got.
I'm probably going to go along to the old work
Paddy now because I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving Auckland
after all now, so I'm.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
Probably going to be Patty. I haven't heard anything about that.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
I just another one of the emails.

Speaker 10 (54:20):
We'll talk about it off here. Man, No man, no,
I mean you, Oh yeah, Ye're good. Just get me
in the brother, I'll be your plus one. Ah yeah,
I love you. I love you, but anyway, you're not
much tonight, man, it's a Monday.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
Yeah, Maggie, what are you up to?

Speaker 6 (54:35):
Just message the wife. We having read curry tonight and
then after that we'll go for a bit of a walk.
I read carry, I don't know, read curry using chicken
thigh with little pieces of corn, a little bit of
brocoli little and then afterwards we'll go for a walk
around the block to aid with digestion.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Aid with digestions.

Speaker 6 (54:59):
We had a last and my wife said, I'm like,
you want to go for a walk after dinner. So
I was just thinking that it might help us diguce
our food. And I was like, what are we like
eighty Yeah, yeah, aid digestion.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
You'll start having your main meal as lunch, you know
what I mean?

Speaker 3 (55:14):
And they're just a little snack. Yes, that'll be the
key we're gonna have. We're having big mac tacos tonight.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (55:21):
Actually, a big fan of my wife was going to
make spagheti bollockknais and I said, Darling, can I make
a special request?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
She said, yeah, that's one I can do that.

Speaker 6 (55:33):
What did you request Big mac.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
Taka because she does a good job of those, not
that she doesn't.

Speaker 6 (55:41):
Those are the ones I told you to make a Yeah,
now it's like your favorite, it's.

Speaker 3 (55:45):
My favorite keysy Hey, but listen. It's been a pleasure
bringing you the show this afternoon. Make sure you check
out the podcast. Also check out our Instagram account.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Till tomorrow Later