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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Twoey from bringing
Back to Last and the World Gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome. This is big, big show, really big.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jason Howitz might note and.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Get it Hey, you MANI it's great to have your
company this Tuesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of November twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show brought you Bo Twoey.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yam get it in you Yeah right, yeah, yam, yam.
You might have noticed the billboards and back fellers I have.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Your favorite one?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Um?
Speaker 7 (00:36):
Probably the one that says.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't listen to the Big Show every weekday four
or seven on radio Hicky, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah, very good key. I'll be honest with you. I
haven't seen one of them yet.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
We drive past one every day, do we, right opposite
hour that we we turn into our car park.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, yeah, yeah, what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But the other way that would be true is if
you can't see more than sort of five meters in
front of your your bonnet of your car.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Correct otherwise known as your nose. Yes, well, I always
have to look around my nose when I'm on the road.
You know what I mean. Yeah, it's so massive.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Speaking of pugs twenty bucks, No, I'm talking about my
not I mean give them twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh, thank you. Speaking of massive, looking at Stallion across
the studio there, and it's very very tight white T
shirt very thin too, so I can see a bit
of nipple action. Maggie U Stellion, how's life.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
Going pretty grass, your mad dog, your six son of
a veg. While you're talking about me, the adjace ol
Keysy couldn't even look me in the eye.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
He was so aroused. Did you notice that?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because every day while you're saying all that nice stuff,
he pulls the cross eyed at me.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
He goes cross eyed.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, and for some reason today I'm just like I
can't hendle. I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Fair enough for me.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Speaking of loving lovely white t shirts, Oh, keezy and
a long sleeved white T shirt. They're beautifully ironed, immeculate.
He's got his backwards cap on to cover up as
Buffy bangs, looking good, kezy house life.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Man, life's pretty slow today.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know why are you down in the dumps, man?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I'm not Are you in the dol drums?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Have you been hanging around with the black dog? Has
a black dog got a hold of your brother?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Pressure?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh nor, I didn't know that is what it means.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, black dog, it's poetic.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think I'm just a bit sleepy.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, so why what what have you been up to today? Kezy?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know, man, just chilling.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Hey, Now listen, We've got a massive showy here to
make sure you stay tuned. But let's kick it off
with a massive June a bit of red.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Chili peppers, the whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Here's indeed Deaf Jones there on the radio, Hodankey Big Show.
There's Tuesday Afternoon and Fellers. You know, I have some
very strange encounters in my life, and today I have
an encounter that was just next level strange encounters of
the I actually told Easy the story as we were
(03:10):
walking in from the car park. He didn't see that
impressed by it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It didn't end the way I thought it was going
to end.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
It was. This was intense, magie.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Okay, you tell me.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
A scenario for you.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So I've had the traffic lights in the car at
the just by the Evandale Raceway there, so she's quite
a busy intersection. I'm the second car in the traffic lights.
It's a red light, and there's cars on the other
side of me, of course, in the next lane. So
I'm one back from the main car the main lights there,
and there's a window washer, right, and he goes to
(03:44):
the first car to go and do their their window, obviously,
and he ends up getting into a very animated, very
animated conversation with the person in the car, and this.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Was going on and on and on.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
At no stage was he looking to do this person's window.
He was just having this very kind of weird, in
tense conversation with the person in the car, and I
was thinking, to myself, what's going on there?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
What is that about? Feel was curious at this stret
was just a curious I.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Was curious, smoking right, and he sort of he looked
a little bit bewildered and sort of had backed off
from the car, and I was seeing to myself, maybe
the person in the car is having a go at
him about window wiping, about being poor and begging for money,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I thought, maybe that's what it is. AnyWho, the lights
change from red to green.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But this animated conversation carries on and on and.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
On because they're in the front cart.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Because they're in the front car, so I can't go
past the main carriage, I can't go into the next
lane because his other car's zipping past me. Meanwhile behind me,
everyone's tooting their horns, iffing and jeffing and screaming as
you can imagine, going yep car. The conversation goes on
(05:05):
through the entirety.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Of the green light.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow, and I'm like, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
The lights go rid again.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The conversation continues, and I'm going this is just because
I don't know what's happening here. Eventually the guy walks
away from the car. Then he looks at me, and
I look at him, and I raised my arms up,
like what the what.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Was that man?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
And so he walks over to my window and so
I got your big, good, good big, and I win
my window down and I go I think broken, what
was that? Dude? What was going on?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And he was like, dude, bro, she wants me to
get rid of the dead animals in her car. I
kid you not, and I went what and he said, bro,
she's got dead animals in her car. She wants me
to get rid of them. And I was like, well,
that's bizarre, man, that's bazari. He's like, it's it's not
my responsibility. It's not my responsibility. And then I'm thinking,
(06:04):
is this guy a nutter? Is that what's happening here?
I look at the car in front of me. The
woman has undone his seat belt and is tattooing with
something in the back seat of her car. And then
I go back to the guy and he's like, it's
not my responsibility. And I said, no, fear enough, mate,
it's not your responsibility.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
The lights turn read again. People are beeping, and Efan
and jeffing behind me. So he goes back to the
woman and starts having another animated conversation with her. And
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
She's got a dead dog in her car, Mogi in
the back seat, She's got a dead dog.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And so there Evan and Jeff and each other.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Eventually it goes green again, takes another twenty thirty seconds
off the green light, people beeping the horns. Then she
takes off, but she sort of took to him with
something in the back scente of the car and weaving
all over the lanes. And that was what happened to me, right,
So obviously she'd killed a dog or there was a
(07:03):
dead dog in her car. She was trying to get
the guy the window wiper to take the dead dog
out of her car and get rid of it.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
And he was gone.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm not doing that. That's not for me to do.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
You think he'd be over to any sort of offers.
I would have thought so, So what did you do
with it?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I just followed behind her.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I gave him twenty bucks just for his you know,
because he was he had a weird afternoon.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm kind of generously. All the rest of it sounds possible.
That part sounds like absolute bullshit.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
He was a lie.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy is indeed
the Killer's.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
No listen up par or New Auckland is out there.
And even if you're outside of Auckland, if you had
a bit of a loose end on Thursday night. We're
doing a live show at the Hangarbar out West and
we love you good bastards, you backbones to come along
and say good ay, wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
We feel sure would Man? It's going to be an
absolute ripper. This has got the vibes like it's going
to be the biggest scumbag reunion of all times, you
know what I mean? Yeah, it's got a real you know,
the best one we ever did was that Robbie's down
and well when I say best, I mean the most
out the gate Robbie's down in christ shirts there, And
this's got a vibe like it's going to be as
(08:22):
big and as disgraceful as that. So you don't want
to miss it out.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's right, don't miss it out. Don't miss it out
This Thursday, four o'clock the Hangar in Henderson, West Auckland
fort or seven the Big She'll be live promoting the
launch of the brand new Radio hod Occupie courtesy of
Dad's Pies is Delicious, Anger, steak, jalapino and cheese. We'll
all be doing a giant group tasting of that as well.
There's gonna be three Pies Backbone t shirts on display,
and there are rumors that potentially a Yummy Boys DJ
(08:49):
set will follow.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
How good. I've heard rumors that Dad is going to
be there.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
From dad eyes, from Dad's right. Can I just say,
I don't know that hang a Bar in West Aalkland
is the place for the Yammy Boys.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Why it's just backbones and hardcore dudes, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And I just hardcore dudes. Females they probably won't be
pab won't.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I just think yammy boys might not, you know, go down,
so well, go down.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeamy boys go down real well, no matter where they Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah that's true. Yeah that's actually true.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So it makes sure you come along this Thursday hang
a Bar out Henderson, wist Auckland. Now, Mogi, just quickly,
you have a bit of an agency situation, a.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Bit of an agency situation.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yet, what's the rule? Yes, when it comes to hypothetically speaking,
let's just say you got someone a gig. Let's just
ho ypathetically they appearing on like a TV show. Okay,
one off and you totally teat the whole thing up.
This person probably isn't even up to scratch, probably be
(09:49):
on the TV show you've really called in quite a
few favors. This person is desperate for more work, so
you've made it happen. Yeah, what's the sort of in
that sort of hypothetical scenario, what would you charge commission?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Rop wise? You know, what would your cut be? I
think it'll just be the base ten percent. So even
though you have to put more work in for this
particular person, you hope that over time the work will
become less and less because of all the hard work
you've done early, right, and you'll do less work later,
but you'll still be getting the ten percent for doing
less work.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, I see right, because I just feel like I
should get like a sort of twenty or even thirty
years gone into getting this thing off the ground.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, look, I know what you mean.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Another thing that you could do is you could tell
them that they've got a significantly lower fee than what
they've actually got. Oh yeah, so say half the amount,
you take the half, and then you take ten percent
off the half, so you've got yourself sixty percent at
that point.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
None the wiser, right, Because.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
What you could also do is, you know, because you'll
get to maybe get a booking fee, so they pay
you a booking fee to you know, get that particular
talent and a processing fee and a processing and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Well, I mean you can start apply and all that
sort of stuff, but the person has got any clue
at all.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
They're going to work it out, no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't recommend ripping people
off in this industry, particularly because they are generally creatives
that don't get a lot of money in the first place.
But yeah, if he's an absolute idiot, then go on.
Oh look, I mean as an agent, I do it
all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean, just on the chase. Let me just say
this chase.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The radio pays the mortgage, yeah, but it doesn't pay
for the pool out the back.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
All right, do you have a pool? Yes, you don't.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Actually unrelated Jase, you know how I got you that
spot on game and two halves for the Christmas special?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Oh yeah, you got me that spot.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I called in a lot of flavors because you were
desperate to be a part of it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was so desperate.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Just regarding the fees and that the question and that
the original rate that you were told, it's actually half
that amount.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I just found out.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Oh right, I thought you were doing two episodes.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
So it's only five grand?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
What you're getting five grand?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
What are you getting?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But you're getting ten grand?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Well yes initially yeah ten grand.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, so it's only five grand and there'll be like
a bank edmund fee with that as well.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Is it all good?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
How much is the bank headmin.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Not a ten percent? Of that's at five hundred.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's like your taxi scenario yesterday, isn't it, Mogi?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Little good though?
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Man?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh yes, sure, why not? Okay, I got my dog
squad money. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Actually, just on that the Hodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy the Police.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday afternoon
plenty coming up after five o'clock is always your chance
to win flights and accommodation to the QMU.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
What is it that.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Classic car and hoteah Listen out for the big show, Honker.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
It sounds like this cool?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Now for a chance at an all inclusive trips the
QMU Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Oh eight hundred, Darky, I preferred the one yesterday was
just a series of beeps.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Oh this one, yeah, I like that one too. The
other one was abit flowery.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
A bit professional pugs. Have spent the entire day working
on that one. It's took about whole day. He does
a bloody good impression of Angie.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The entire day. No, he wasn't in here, he was
out there. Oh yeah, that was.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
We can that one.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
No, tutor who tutor Honker Beakers?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Now that's happening after five.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Also the first ever edition of the Big Show's Gift
Giving Guide, because we're coming up to Christmas, fiellers.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Do you like do you prefer kesey? I just want
to ask you this, brother, Do you prefer to give
or receive?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Um?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Definitely receive?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, estriight me as that kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, what about you, guys?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I'm definitely a giver.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Hold Ike, welcome back in Massive Bank loans have you cheese?
He's going along very nicely.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It's two minutes past five o'clock and you're listening to
the Big Show. Ball to you by Towoy.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah right, get it in you so good?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
What else?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
He's got something wrong with them. He just told me
what it was and it made me feel sick.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, brother, it was designed to make you feel sick.
It's not based on the truth, or is it not?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Or is it?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
You can get chocolates that'll fix that.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
And I and I always find maybe eating something like date,
that kind of thing dates is really good for that so.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, because I remember, like my dog headed at one stage,
right because I saw you. You were dragging yourself around
on the floor. It is weird, yeah, yeah, but it's
all good.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
With my paws and between my other paws.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, you hang it out of your mouth and your panting.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Hey, what do I have to do Kezy to get
my hands on one of these tooy prize pecks? Because
should we get something that's text related? I mean, the
ticks have been absolutely pouring in today. Three four eight three.
By the way, yeah, three four eight three. How did
Keesy get worm?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, don't turn around to I've got you Mogi gods.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
So that's the question, Ja, how did Mogi get you?
I had to happen.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
That text through in the drawer for a tweet prize pack.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Also up next is The Big Show's gift giving guide.
If you're still having too Subt's early days. If you
haven't decided what you're getting your partner for Christmas, this
little segment will help you.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Such a good little segment too, looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It's Allison changed.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Larchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy is.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Indeed ever last year on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I'm excited about this. Man has been trying to get
this over the line for days.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, and thanks guys for finally letting me get this
one across the line.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
No, it's not. It's a big Jase.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yes, it's the Big Show's gift giving guide.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
What kind of music is that?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
It's like jazz Silent Night apparently. So this is basically
for if you on the fence as to what you
should get your partner or anyone else in your family.
Good news as fellas we'll cover other members of the family.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
And future shows. That's a great idea and that means
we can keep this puppy going.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That sounds good.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Man on the fence or hit in the sand. What
if I've got my head in the sand about what
to get my partner.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh, pull your head up out of the sand.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Oh yeah, well you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Like on the fence means I've got options, but I
don't know which way to go. But another way of
looking at wuld be I've got no idea what to
get my partner because.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You get hit in the sand because my head in
the sand, which, by the way, ostriches don't do. It's
actually a myth, right, Okay, So this particular person will
be focusing on today is your other half and this if.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
You don't have another half, yeah, that wud be rubbing
it into the single folks out there.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Well, then you want have anyone to give, and I
don't want anyone to feel bad about that.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No, it's meant to be Christmas. Man.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
If you don't have another half, then obviously you don't
have to get anyone in prison. Okay, So you can
just listen along and keep ideas in mindful when you
do finally get one, yeah, go.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
And do something else for four minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So I'd like to start things fellers. Yeah, okay, for
my partner, I'm going to get her a nice insulated
drink bottle, nice high quality insulated drink bottle because.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
A couple of no, just one.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You don't want to be carrying around a big old
you know tank of the water tank. Yeah water, Yah,
you just want a nice little one, you know, it's
not too big, not too hefty, because my partner drinks
a lot of water. That's my first idea.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
That's really thoughtful.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Thank you, that's lovely. I'm going to get my wife. God,
I can't believe I'm married my wife.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
I mean, because now carry on.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
I'm going to get my wife a time message course,
a massage or a course for her to of course,
for her to learn how to be a really great
time of suse. I just think it'll be a great
thing for her to be able to do.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
That's so funny you should say that, actually, mogie, because
I bought my wife some hot stones. Oh did you
you know for their massage?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
The crap out of my bulloffs, so you've already given
them to her.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Pardon? Yeah, this is the couple of Christmas as you have.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You got many tips for this this Christmas coming up?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Man for your partner. Yeah, we don't do prisons.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Okay, I've got another one here, a yogurt maker. If
anybody else needs to do tips three forgot that was
(18:49):
worth it.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
This is a June by the way, turn it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Up for the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
The time is five twenty three.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Now if you want to win tickets and accommodation to
Qumu Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Oh, I thought you were going to play something there.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, the Hadarky big so Honker. That's right. You said
to call us an one hundred Hodarkchy when you heard
the old q to call on the honker there.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yes, a couple of people.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Done just this. One of them is Joseph. Good Joseph,
your mayor Barsett. How's life live? Is bloody? Fantest accorded
j how's your life don Day?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah it's going okay, thanks mate, Jesus, but nosy no
christ Hey, Joseph.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
You love your cars, mate?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I do love a good car, especially one.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
What's four wheels?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah? What are you running at the moment? I am
running a beautiful I'm slightly bean to blow Suzuki swift Kilder.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Your mum you said one of those yeah, and old Marge. Yeah,
old man, she had the convertible one the way because
she's seven ft eight.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, she did just squeeze in there.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Oh really, that's why she's got the hunchback now.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, Well you were going to say, I just want
to make a point here, Joseph before we went into
this keezy See, HEYJS, can you just leave this to
me because I want to do car chat with the
fellows on the line.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
So I'm just.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Getting vibe from you guys like you don't want me
to Yeah, open for you if you go, Brokay Joseph
from christ Church, Man, what car would you have if
you didn't.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Have that car? Maybe?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah? That's good man.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You'll fit right in at COOMU. Yeah, bloody good. And
the good news is you're in the drawer for free
flights accommodation as well, which is bloody ripper.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Stay in the line, makee get a Jimmy your mayor
Bastart house life brother yourself.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah good, thanks.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Now listen, jim what are you running at the moment
in terms of vehicles?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh, I'm on the old fan.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Massive bag.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
What do you do for a crust gym?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'm a wood welder wood.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Welder backbone is the am on yelling backbone.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Because I've never heard of wood.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Well in world wood, you can definitely join your joint
places that want together.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
You had that special welding machine that's called a Paneslows.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, I told you, good stuff, Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I want to tell you what, mate, you're also on
the drawer. I'll chuck you over with a pugs On
in the studio. Good luck.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
I love you, Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
You're good on your gym. Your backbone now, Keys, it
wasn't much vehicle chat there, man.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Why's the old backbone solo.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Us?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
That's all right, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Well, I wasn't sure if he was. I sort of
got lost in my head thinking is he mocking us?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, you definitely can't weld wood.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
No, Yeah, it was the vibe and then you backbone them.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everyone though, like you old honestly, I will backbone you,
no dramas. I don't care what you do, not who
you are, what you look.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Like, just on the vehicle front.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
By the way, I've got my first meet with the
old stock cars in about three weeks.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
I've been right in the season start.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, I've been furiously banging away in the shed there
and where you're ready, She's gonna be a Western Springs.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
And where else just always race Western sport.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is this just a geography lessen, geezer, it's around and
name every's it O vehicle?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Pardon they Big Show podcast?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. We're on
the road again this Thursday night at the Hangar Bar
out in west Auckland in celebration of the Hodaki Pie
and Dad's Pies, the launch of the new pie.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Isn't it feelos It's the official launch party Anger steak
and jalapeno cheese. You be able to find them at
your local while being supermarket or dairy. And if you
come along to our live show fort or seven this
Thursday West Talk on hang A Bar, we will all
be doing the first ever taste together everyone in the bar.
Plus we've got hundreds of backbone teats to give away
as well.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
How good is it when you get to get to
go along to a pirate elase party.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
So I've been to one man, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Pumped now listen, fellas, we we discussed something today on
the podcast, and I want.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
To revisit it because I'm not happy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
And I want to put it to the listeners out
there two on three, four eight three, as.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
If I just say, Jays, I can't remember. I don't
know what we've talked about. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, are you being genuine there?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I can't wait to see where this goes because I've
got no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
As you'll be aware.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know I know what it is now. I've given
up the daries.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yes now.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's just clicked over on my little tracky here.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Four days, Yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Well done man. Four days I've passed up.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You haven't had a cigarette for four days? Sad sir.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I've passed up fifty two cigarettes yep, great for you man,
and saved.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
One hundred and eighteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's heaps.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I've regained six point six hours of my lifetime all ship.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
One two big shows.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Now, as I discussed in the podcast out tro today,
I had a coffee after my little session that I
had this afternoon, and I bumped into an old mate
from school and we were having a chat and we
were sipping our coffees outside what.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Was his name?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
And he he pulled out a pack of dirries. Yeah,
And so we're sipping coffee there outside and he sate
lighting it down.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
He said, you want a Darry, Jason. You're a Dorry smoker.
And I was like, oh, no, good, I'm not smoking anymore.
And then about a minute later went.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Proud of you man, that's also down. Good on you, brother,
probably the first taste you've had.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Conclude, actually, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
It's that's hard work man to turn it down like that.
What a backbone? You should we go to air for you.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
But and then a minute later I went out back,
I have a Darry. So I had a Dorry, sure,
and I just can I just make the it was
half a dorry. I got halfway around with actually no.
And so Mogi said to me, I have to restart
(25:28):
the whole process. And so the fifty two cigarettes that
I've passed up, right, and the one hundred and eighteen
dollars that's right, that I've saved, you're now saying I
have to wipe the slate clean and so it's officially
like three hours and that's.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Well, yeah, it's it's like you've you've passed up fifty two,
but you said yes to one and the last one
that you got offered, you didn't pass it up.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
You smoked it. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I'm just so so that is what giving up smoking
is is the absence of smoking and the trouble with
your your sort of you know what you're describing here
is there is not an absence of smoking. There is
the presence of smoking. Jason. Sure, So if you're going
to give up, there will be an absence in smoking.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
And can I just say not all is lost? You
will have to reset, but well done. On three days
three and a half days, man, that's really good.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Cat guy that stands.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I just want to put it to the listeners out
there on three four eight three is can we just
overlook that half a cigaree?
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I think we'll put it up as we always do
to bind and referendum. We'll go up on the Instagram
and if the people are on your side, then we'll
know about it.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Jason, you'll do We'll do it. We'll run a big show, big.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
And fifty percent of people say yeah, no, that's okay.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Sorry, no, no, no, no, seventy eighty yeah, yeah, well
we'll go no, no, fifty percent can because ninety percent won't.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I just just wanted you guys to maybe reconsider maybe.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
And I think you've done bloody well mate, But yeah,
you know in yourself you have to restart that little
ticker there.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Do it for us, man, do it for me and Moggi.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Moggi, how long have you been smoke free?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Two days? Wow?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
And Jason you're like three three.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Weird thing is that Jas gave up smoking before me,
but I've gone a longer without a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
You're such a great human.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I'm a bat bud.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
On Radio Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is exactly five forty
eight feelers.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Absolutely it is.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Hey, Kezy brother, have you got some pretty sick Christmas music?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Therefore?
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Well, I've got the Christmas music from earlier.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
And I don't know I thing a bit more Christmas.
So you work on it and I'll just have a chat.
And even if you can get a little bit of
a sand to go and ho ho something on those lines,
I see what you can do. Can you give me
a ho ho ho ho ho?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Really? Good. Thanks man, bloody good.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
So today I took my daughter for the very first time.
She's only young, only five. Yeah, Mogi, she's a backbone.
Took her on to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Nice.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah, s Smith and Co's up here in Auckland, and
they do a sort of a pretty legendary sort of
one apparently I've never heard of it. So I got
to departments are up here, but they've gone under like
everybody else. It's the last time they'll be doing it. Unbelievable.
You go in there. Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Not great but okay, So.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
It's kind of depressing. Christmas tune really sounds really sad. Sorry, Maggie,
you were saying.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
But you go at.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
What you do is you go in there and you've
got to talk to the elves, and the elves they
see that's no good.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Either, forget okay.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
And then you're going there and you talk to the
elves and they let you up the elevator.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Nice.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
But the elves sort of look like teenage girls because
I think they're prepared to work for minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
That's how it works.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Yeah, Then you go up the left there, you come
out and it's just got bloody and I'm not lying here.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
One hundred Christmas trees.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
All these hallways are just stacked with Christmas trees, and
they put a lot of effort into it. And then
you've got to go in there, and you got to
you know, well, you're waiting to go in and see Santa.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
You've got to.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
There's a there's a sleigh there. You can get your
photo taken in the sleigh. There's the Christmas trees. There's
a reindeer there, not a real one. Key's he got
it freaked out for a minute, but it was just
made out of polystyring. Was going to say, to be crazy.
And there's a young fella there was hanging off one
of the reindeer's antlers. You got to say, dart, but
I've just got You've got to anyway, we finally got
(29:38):
in there to see old old Santa Clause there got
his a backbone. Long How long Santa Clau has been
going for.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Since I was a kidd And that's what thirty years ago,
very in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Those two numbers.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
And so going there and you sit down, and what
they've changed is you don't sit on his lap anymore.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I was gassing about that.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh you wanted to.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Yeah, So you have to sit next to him on
this little stool there and you have a little chat
and he sees to be daughter there. He goes, have
you been good? And she says yes, and I said wow,
and she goes, well, she goes a little bit, but
I think she was a bit worried that she wasn't
going to get the presents. Sure, but I said, no, no,
you have been good. Anyway, he started banging on a
little bit about the set and the other but he
(30:23):
started really laying into missus clause.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I thought, wow, and he was absolutely wreaked of bourbon,
and he was missus clause, Sorry, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
What did you say?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Well, he's having a crack at missus claws.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
He was laying into a bit, Yeah, laying into it
like verbally, yeah, begging her, not banging her.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
No, I said, bagging. My nose is slightly blocked. I
might have sounded like banging.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
It did a little bit.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, but god, they do a bloody good job down there.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Man, I really recommend you get you'd love it, Kesey,
Oh really, you would absolutely love it. Have you win
the last time you said on Santa's.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Knee would have been twenty something years right, I definitely
get down there with him and missus Clause are going at.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
It listen funnily enough. Yeah, got a job for you
this Christmas key.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Oh yes, Oh really.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, I got a gig which I'll talk to you
about after the show.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
You don't want to do it on a here, nah,
it just seems like the kind of thing we do
on a here.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Well, I don't know, not for this role. Nah.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
No.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
I just want to be clear he didn't smell like
burbon because I remember that I mentioned the Yeah, the store.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's not fine.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
It was a bag from the.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Who Lucky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Talking heads here on the radio, Hurducky Big Show this
Tuesday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock as always,
in an exciting new segment from Old Kezy, which he's
been banging on about for a little while now, and
he's gonna unleash yeah on the listening public.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Well, it's been you know, I've been a few years
of the Big Show now, and there's been certain segments
that have come and go, some have stuck.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I have come and go, I have come and go.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Some have stuck, and so I've taken learnings from those
that have stuck and that have flourished and that people love,
and I've created a new segment. So we'll be doing
that just after six.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
How good man? Looking forward to a kid?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah man, same here, Thanks Jace Man.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Hold ikey, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Tilly How good?
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Get it in you?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah? Right right?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
We can all do with the laugh a feelers.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
I think that's why they brought those billboards back. Yeah, man,
you know those billboards?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Hey? Now on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No, no, I know the billboards?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what's your favorite one?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I had a bit of a problem with one of them,
so I rang up the hotline, right bloody hell, I
tell you what I'd recommend doing it right piece. Remember
on the other eight hundred hotline. I can't remember the
hot line. I'll find the number for you.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Thanks man, I appreciate that. Yeah, I think it's I
think it might be eight hundred two a year right
before I remember correctly, is it really? I think it's
something along those lines anyway, but very helpful. The guy
that you can talk to when you're ending up, very helpful. Yeah, okay, good,
very So what was your issue with it? Kez though
a year right?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I nailed it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Sorry, what was your issue with it?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I almost crashed my car because it was too hilarious?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Ah right? Oh yeah yeah. Hey.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Now in the podcast Outrade today, we discussed many things.
As usual, I said something which has now come and
bit me very firmly on the ars during the podcast.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
But what's what's the chat we're having on this little
clip here?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Clip Chase is about darts.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I almost suspect my wife finds me slightly annoying when
I don't smoke, right.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
I'd say that would be true. I'd say that would
be true. I think I think Jase would be annoying regardless.
But at least you get a ten minute break every
now and again.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Fair it's true, Jason, Yes.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
I think she probably finds me quite annoying. I'm not
grumpy or anything. I just don't shut out. And I
turned into a which is not like me, a massive
ship steer.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
That is like you if you've gone like super sayand
ship Steer, you've gone like Nick's level. Like for example,
I went out of the studio, came back and he'd
put a chip on my keyboard, one chip and then
light and said it was Moggi and then you believed.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It, and then I believed it.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Put it on your keyboard, and you got anger and
through it at Jase and then we're all, you know,
having a bit of a tiff.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
We could with a laugh.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, yeah, right, Hey, Colors coming up, nixt coming up,
Nicks Fellas. Very exciting, very exciting.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It's Keysy's new segment.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I got a bad feeling about.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
This, sure men, LOGI trust me, man, this is an
award winner going to be a doozy if our ratings
don't go through the roof after this, and I don't
know why, I'll fix them.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
They Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Radio Head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It is Tuesday evening.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
It's sure as Fellas.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's fair to say that we've got some pretty iconic
segments on the show.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Isn't it sokezy?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I think so things that people they think of the
Big Show, and they think of these segments.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
You're talking on TV with What's TV with Mike.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Obviously you've got strange encounters of the Hoidy j kind.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Now you've got the Friday Throbber.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
The Friday Throbber, You've got Connie chat with old pugsn Yeah,
that's we must bring that back. Actually obvious. When the
wars are going, it's what are the warriors up to
with me?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Keezy?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
So I decided to sort of take all these.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Put them together and combine them with our hands down
our most successful ever segment, What's for t New Zealand,
and then use the knowledge there to create a new segment.
I'm key today, burn, I want your feedback, right, So
here we go. Oh you, hey, guys, text here from Steve,
what you guys have for lunch?
Speaker 8 (36:02):
New Zealand with me?
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Ki?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
What are your thoughts? Just off the top there?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Really good?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So good man, Yeah, that is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
It is brilliant right because we're like, oh, we can't
do What's for tea every night even though everyone loves it,
and the text machine lights up. Yeah that's right, and
it was like it's like what made it so good?
And me and Puckson put our hits together for hours yeah,
and we figured it out. People like texting and about
food that they're either having or have had recently.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I think you've absolutely hit the nail on the head there,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
We haven't. I haven't solicited for any texts. We haven't started. No,
this is more of a.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Do you like the Sigma idea or not situation.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
It feels like there should be something that's spoken about
outside of this environment before we come into the radio station.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
But the problem, Yeah, maybe you know, maybe.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
We should have had a chat about it, decided then
and then, but when it gets on, that's when we
do it. Yes, so we need some tics near.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I feel like we've pulled the trigger here and there's
no bullets in the chamber.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
It's a really great analogy.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
And by my concern is that we've potentially shot this
quite brilliant Sigma.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
This is another gun in the foot by.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Starting off without actual texts to sort of throw.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
To well, I can say, now, tixt in three four
eight three, what you had for lunch today?
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Well, I can see some tisia now people started.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
No, those are people thinking that this is what's for
teen us?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The top one there good a Fellers today, I had
a homemade sandwich for lunch.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
It wasn't very good from Ellen.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
I just hang on. I don't want to leave you
high and try here.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Really it's not like I had.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
I had a coffee and half a dart for lunch.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Wow, half a dart right? All you had for lunch?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
That's all I hap.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
And then you came in here and.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
You had you had a pie and a couple of
bags of those chips out there.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, that wasn't lunch, Maggie, that was afternoon tea.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
What did you have for lunch, MOGGI what?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Al?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
I had a chicken salad actually that was in a wrap.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
I had some lettuce there, some mayonnaise, chicken breast with
a little bit of cheese meltal over the top of it,
and some halapinion and a little bit of cracked salt
and a little bit of cracked pepper crack salt.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Wow. Yeah, what did you do for lunch there? Keysy?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I had a few cheese rolls and a chicken mulligatawny
soup and it was delicious.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
So this is what's good.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
So obviously, going forward, I asked people to text in
on three four.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Wee, so what we've been in every day?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
No, no, no, that's why this next time I'll get people
to text through MOGGI. Oh right, and then we'll sort
of alternate this with What's for Tea? And I don't
think that'll in any way get really annoying to the listeners.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
No, I like it.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
I reckon I.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Anywise, there on the radio Hodanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
That right now it's time for.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I watched Slow Horses again. I'm enjoying it, man, But
I've got a couple more seasons without to go, so
I don't know what to tell you. I can't just
start watching new shows just about you. Hair Pj's all right,
you prefer I watch Seinfeld?
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 8 (39:42):
You want to come in here and talk about Seinfeld again.
I will say that it's not as good as I
thought it was. Well Horses Slow Horses with Gary Oldman
on Apple TV, which is a British spy thriller thingy.
A lot of stupid things. There's a lot of stupid
decisions explies make in order to easily help the story progress.
Can I ask you a question just on that? By
the way, seriously, is this quite old?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
This series? Okay? Because I feel like I've watched the
Gary Oldman series and it was something light slow horses,
but that was like four years ago.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
There's four seasons of it, So maybe four years ago
you watched the First Sea.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, maybe maybe there you go.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I haven't watched just quickly, I haven't watched anything of note. However,
I've seen that coming out at the start of December
on TV and Z, starring David Mitchell. The UK comic
is a series called Ludwig where his twin brother is
a detective and then his twin brother goes missing and.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
So he starts being a detective.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Apparently really great reviews in the UK, so I'm excited
to watch it.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
I stumbled upon Terminator last night. The Sky movies, yeah,
the first one.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Oh, you're really making the most of this whole free
Sky thing. If anyone's listening from Sky, Jason's getting free
Sky movies.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's two weeks now that we're there free movies. I'm
expecting them to charge me. But I was just what
a great film. It's just great entertainment to watch.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I've seen the first time've never seen the second one, right.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
You've never seen two two Judgment day, Kezy.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
I know it's amazing as well. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
I don't know why that annoys me, but there's such
a great film.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
It is a great film.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
There's so many great films.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
It's like, it's kind of like that that Ben Stokes documentary.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah that is, I've heard that's really good.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Well, I'm telling you right now, you're going to watch that, Kezy,
You'll love it.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
What Ben Stokes? Yeah, yeah, Stokes Eyes to the Front.
That would actually probably be a great name for cricket documentary.
The story I did actually start watching a show last night.
My wife was like, Hey, I just want to watch
something real chill, something real chill.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Did she ever say anything other than that?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
And then I put Roma Stomper on and she was like,
probably not not chill enough. And so he started watching
a show from the UK, you know, Alan Carr, the comedian.
Him and his mate they bought one of those one
dollar villas that were for sale in Tuscany. Sure I
know this might be in Sudna or one of them,
one of them in Italy. And the renovating it. Interesting show.
(42:02):
Interesting one euro for an old house. It's been there
for four hundred years.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, I actually fantasize about doing that quite a lot.
I mean buying it, not realing. Just living in the ruins.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
They're a disgrace.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Then you move in that terrible kind of appeals to me.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I imagine that's what your house is like, but with
a nice on suite.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Now my house is immaculate at the moment because of
the no daary thing. I'm friends.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
I took monkeys there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Now only two more sleeps to another big show, a
live show at the Hangar Bar in West Auckland, Fellas.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
This Tuesday night. We want to see all you Auckland punters.
And if you're outside of Auckland you're welcome of course
as well if you want to make the journey. Isn't
that right? Guys?
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Could I just say that the flights have nearly sold
out right around the country. Are very expensive to get
into Auckland on Thursday as a result of the Big Gig,
more demand than during Pearl Jam or Incredible.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Four o'clock This Thursday Hangar Bar across the road from
Trust Stadium there will be debuting the brand you Ducky
Pie thanks to Dad's Pie's giving them away, giving away
backbone T shirts. And also I've pitched to the management
here that the Hkaky Yummy Boys should play closing sets.
And of course Pugs are.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
There.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He is You're one of the Hkaky Yummy Boys, aren't you? Yeah? Yeah,
it's myself and Big Dilly, big am I right, and
saying that the Yummy Boys can just be anyone, No,
there has to be you too, well, can it just
be you and whoever's available? No, because I know Dilly
is not available on the Thursday, so I was hosy.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
No, can I just ask in terms of the Yummy
Boys there, Pugs, we're in west Auckland. It's backbone country,
hard work.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
And you know, no nonsense. Kind of feels sure about
that way and women, but they won't be at our show.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Probably we've got to stop saying that more than welcome,
they just don't like us.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Yes, that means I think we said.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I just worry that the Yummy Boys may maybe won't
fit the location because that's quite.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
It feels like that some sort of siren should be
going off about now. I don't know, it's it's some
kind of phobia.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Some kind of phobia, it feels.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
Do you not feel like maybe the people of Westalkland
might have a part of them that's deep down that
maybe they need that safe space to get a little
bit yummy Jason, maybe explore that.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
Part of them, sorry, and we can facilitate that.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I just kind of when I think of the Yummy Boys,
I think of people dressed and glitter and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I don't know, I don't know why, I just do.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
Well, what what?
Speaker 9 (44:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
The reason I had this discussion is Pug sarn I
floated the idea because Kate was like, what what do
you need to make this the best life shore you've
ever done? And I was like, we got this this year,
we got that. I was like, we get the Yummy
Boys to do a sit afterwards, which is Pugs on
DJing by the way and Big Dilly Yeah, And she
was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
We could do that. So would you be up to it?
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I mean would you be up to it?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Or do you mean up for it? Would you be
up for it? Man, I mean like, yeah, I would
do it, you'd be keen.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yeah, I would do it.
Speaker 11 (45:12):
If Big Delly's on board and we get the equipment,
I'd love to glit her up and yeah, really facilitate
that experience of exploring ourselves.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Bring yummy. Yeah, so that could be happening. Even more
of a reason to come down to hang a bar.
This Thursday, four o'clock in west Auckland the.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey Well.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
There you go, your mare bastards that year Tuesday show
done and Dustin Mogi. What are you up to tonight? Mate?
You go home? Yes, you put your house shoes on.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Oh I don't have house did you have to hands
make booth? But generally put them on at the moment
when I get home. I think owing a bed pretty early.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
At the moment.
Speaker 8 (46:01):
I'm not happy with our lounge, sure, I'm not happy
with the couches and stuff that we've got in there.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
So we've got a bagger. We're going to start again.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Right, So are you going to be because you've got
the pet?
Speaker 8 (46:11):
I'm going to be because it's just not comfortable to
sit out in the lounge.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
Yeah, I do know what you mean.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
So, yeah, I'll go home and jump in bed and
watch some TV.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Nice man, Nice.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
I don't know what I'm going to watch.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, sure, I'll tell you the slow horses.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
What are you going to do? Kezy? What are your
playing tonight? Mate?
Speaker 7 (46:31):
You're keezy man, you fellas.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
My wife's got squashed tonight.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Thirty ham and pineapple pizza.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
It is no, that's do you know what. I haven't
had one of those in over a year.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Sounds like a lie.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I told my wife to stop buying them because I
just got into the habit of having a frozen pizza
like once a week at least.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
That's all right, which.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Is fine, But I was just like, actually, there's nicer
stuff I can have.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
What.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I've got a fridge full of frozen soup and frozen
cheese rolls from my mother in law. Oh that's pretty good,
which is amazing. Instead tonight, I'm making smash pets for
my wife, and I smash what pets?
Speaker 6 (47:09):
Petties, big smash petties.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
You smash pets just.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Like a burger.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, beef burger pretty fog standard, to be honest.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
I'm having crumbed garned with a side salad.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Really Gernard.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah, but I like a bit of garnered, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I reckon, if you're a fish should be a garnered.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
My next door neighbor's name was Gerned.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Was it? How good?
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Gernard Tomlinson?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
His name was My dog when I was a kid,
was called Gernard?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
I had a fish that was called Keysy weird?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
So Tinker, Hey, it's.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Been a plason bringing you the show this afternoon, and
make sure you check out the Instagram account. Also check
out the podcast.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Also, Pokeson has checked together yesterday's podcast outro. It's up
on YouTube right now. If you like to watch it. Yeah,
if you've been a bloody watch it.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Tell you I saw one of our video is on there.
We had team views.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah that's a record, so you're like ups there
The Big Show on hold Aki cheers Twoey from bringing
Back to Last and the World Gone.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Man, Yeah right, welcome. This is big, big show, really big.
Speaker 3 (00:13):
Jason Howitz might note and.
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Get it Hey, you MANI it's great to have your
company this Tuesday afternoon, the twenty sixth of November twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show brought you Bo Twoey.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Yam get it in you Yeah right, yeah, yam, yam.
You might have noticed the billboards and back fellers I have.
Speaker 5 (00:33):
Yeah, yeah, what's.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
Your favorite one?
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Um?
Speaker 7 (00:36):
Probably the one that says.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
I don't listen to the Big Show every weekday four
or seven on radio Hicky, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5 (00:43):
Yeah, very good key. I'll be honest with you. I
haven't seen one of them yet.
Speaker 3 (00:47):
We drive past one every day, do we, right opposite
hour that we we turn into our car park.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, yeah, yeah, what you're talking about.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
But the other way that would be true is if
you can't see more than sort of five meters in
front of your your bonnet of your car.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Correct otherwise known as your nose. Yes, well, I always
have to look around my nose when I'm on the road.
You know what I mean. Yeah, it's so massive.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
Speaking of pugs twenty bucks, No, I'm talking about my
not I mean give them twenty bucks.
Speaker 5 (01:14):
Oh, thank you. Speaking of massive, looking at Stallion across
the studio there, and it's very very tight white T
shirt very thin too, so I can see a bit
of nipple action. Maggie U Stellion, how's life.
Speaker 8 (01:30):
Going pretty grass, your mad dog, your six son of
a veg. While you're talking about me, the adjace ol
Keysy couldn't even look me in the eye.
Speaker 6 (01:37):
He was so aroused. Did you notice that?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Because every day while you're saying all that nice stuff,
he pulls the cross eyed at me.
Speaker 7 (01:42):
He goes cross eyed.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, and for some reason today I'm just like I
can't hendle. I don't know what.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
Fair enough for me.
Speaker 4 (01:50):
Speaking of loving lovely white t shirts, Oh, keezy and
a long sleeved white T shirt. They're beautifully ironed, immeculate.
He's got his backwards cap on to cover up as
Buffy bangs, looking good, kezy house life.
Speaker 7 (02:05):
Man, life's pretty slow today.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
I don't know why are you down in the dumps, man?
Speaker 5 (02:10):
I'm not Are you in the dol drums?
Speaker 3 (02:12):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 8 (02:12):
Have you been hanging around with the black dog? Has
a black dog got a hold of your brother?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (02:18):
Okay, what does that mean?
Speaker 5 (02:19):
Pressure?
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Oh nor, I didn't know that is what it means.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
Yeah, black dog, it's poetic.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
I think I'm just a bit sleepy.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah, so why what what have you been up to today? Kezy?
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't know, man, just chilling.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Yeah cool.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Hey, Now listen, We've got a massive showy here to
make sure you stay tuned. But let's kick it off
with a massive June a bit of red.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
Chili peppers, the whole Arky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Here's indeed Deaf Jones there on the radio, Hodankey Big Show.
There's Tuesday Afternoon and Fellers. You know, I have some
very strange encounters in my life, and today I have
an encounter that was just next level strange encounters of
the I actually told Easy the story as we were
(03:10):
walking in from the car park. He didn't see that
impressed by it.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
It didn't end the way I thought it was going
to end.
Speaker 5 (03:17):
It was. This was intense, magie.
Speaker 6 (03:19):
Okay, you tell me.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
A scenario for you.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
So I've had the traffic lights in the car at
the just by the Evandale Raceway there, so she's quite
a busy intersection. I'm the second car in the traffic lights.
It's a red light, and there's cars on the other
side of me, of course, in the next lane. So
I'm one back from the main car the main lights there,
and there's a window washer, right, and he goes to
(03:44):
the first car to go and do their their window, obviously,
and he ends up getting into a very animated, very
animated conversation with the person in the car, and this.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Was going on and on and on.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
At no stage was he looking to do this person's window.
He was just having this very kind of weird, in
tense conversation with the person in the car, and I
was thinking, to myself, what's going on there?
Speaker 5 (04:10):
What is that about? Feel was curious at this stret
was just a curious I.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Was curious, smoking right, and he sort of he looked
a little bit bewildered and sort of had backed off
from the car, and I was seeing to myself, maybe
the person in the car is having a go at
him about window wiping, about being poor and begging for money,
you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (04:30):
I thought, maybe that's what it is. AnyWho, the lights
change from red to green.
Speaker 6 (04:37):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
But this animated conversation carries on and on and.
Speaker 7 (04:43):
On because they're in the front cart.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Because they're in the front car, so I can't go
past the main carriage, I can't go into the next
lane because his other car's zipping past me. Meanwhile behind me,
everyone's tooting their horns, iffing and jeffing and screaming as
you can imagine, going yep car. The conversation goes on
(05:05):
through the entirety.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Of the green light.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Wow, and I'm like, this is weird.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
The lights go rid again.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The conversation continues, and I'm going this is just because
I don't know what's happening here. Eventually the guy walks
away from the car. Then he looks at me, and
I look at him, and I raised my arms up,
like what the what.
Speaker 9 (05:27):
Was that man?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
And so he walks over to my window and so
I got your big, good, good big, and I win
my window down and I go I think broken, what
was that? Dude? What was going on?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
And he was like, dude, bro, she wants me to
get rid of the dead animals in her car. I
kid you not, and I went what and he said, bro,
she's got dead animals in her car. She wants me
to get rid of them. And I was like, well,
that's bizarre, man, that's bazari. He's like, it's it's not
my responsibility. It's not my responsibility. And then I'm thinking,
(06:04):
is this guy a nutter? Is that what's happening here?
I look at the car in front of me. The
woman has undone his seat belt and is tattooing with
something in the back seat of her car. And then
I go back to the guy and he's like, it's
not my responsibility. And I said, no, fear enough, mate,
it's not your responsibility.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
The lights turn read again. People are beeping, and Efan
and jeffing behind me. So he goes back to the
woman and starts having another animated conversation with her. And
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
She's got a dead dog in her car, Mogi in
the back seat, She's got a dead dog.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
And so there Evan and Jeff and each other.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Eventually it goes green again, takes another twenty thirty seconds
off the green light, people beeping the horns. Then she
takes off, but she sort of took to him with
something in the back scente of the car and weaving
all over the lanes. And that was what happened to me, right,
So obviously she'd killed a dog or there was a
(07:03):
dead dog in her car. She was trying to get
the guy the window wiper to take the dead dog
out of her car and get rid of it.
Speaker 6 (07:11):
And he was gone.
Speaker 5 (07:12):
I'm not doing that. That's not for me to do.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
You think he'd be over to any sort of offers.
I would have thought so, So what did you do
with it?
Speaker 5 (07:21):
I just followed behind her.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I gave him twenty bucks just for his you know,
because he was he had a weird afternoon.
Speaker 8 (07:27):
I'm kind of generously. All the rest of it sounds possible.
That part sounds like absolute bullshit.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
He was a lie.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
The Hdarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy is indeed
the Killer's.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
There on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
No listen up par or New Auckland is out there.
And even if you're outside of Auckland, if you had
a bit of a loose end on Thursday night. We're
doing a live show at the Hangarbar out West and
we love you good bastards, you backbones to come along
and say good ay, wouldn't.
Speaker 8 (08:02):
We feel sure would Man? It's going to be an
absolute ripper. This has got the vibes like it's going
to be the biggest scumbag reunion of all times, you
know what I mean? Yeah, it's got a real you know,
the best one we ever did was that Robbie's down
and well when I say best, I mean the most
out the gate Robbie's down in christ shirts there, And
this's got a vibe like it's going to be as
(08:22):
big and as disgraceful as that. So you don't want
to miss it out.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
That's right, don't miss it out. Don't miss it out
This Thursday, four o'clock the Hangar in Henderson, West Auckland
fort or seven the Big She'll be live promoting the
launch of the brand new Radio hod Occupie courtesy of
Dad's Pies is Delicious, Anger, steak, jalapino and cheese. We'll
all be doing a giant group tasting of that as well.
There's gonna be three Pies Backbone t shirts on display,
and there are rumors that potentially a Yummy Boys DJ
(08:49):
set will follow.
Speaker 6 (08:50):
How good. I've heard rumors that Dad is going to
be there.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
From dad eyes, from Dad's right. Can I just say,
I don't know that hang a Bar in West Aalkland
is the place for the Yammy Boys.
Speaker 4 (09:01):
Why it's just backbones and hardcore dudes, you know what
I mean?
Speaker 3 (09:05):
And I just hardcore dudes. Females they probably won't be
pab won't.
Speaker 5 (09:09):
I just think yammy boys might not, you know, go down,
so well, go down.
Speaker 6 (09:14):
Yeamy boys go down real well, no matter where they Oh.
Speaker 5 (09:17):
Yeah that's true. Yeah that's actually true.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So it makes sure you come along this Thursday hang
a Bar out Henderson, wist Auckland. Now, Mogi, just quickly,
you have a bit of an agency situation, a.
Speaker 6 (09:27):
Bit of an agency situation.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Yet, what's the rule? Yes, when it comes to hypothetically speaking,
let's just say you got someone a gig. Let's just
ho ypathetically they appearing on like a TV show. Okay,
one off and you totally teat the whole thing up.
This person probably isn't even up to scratch, probably be
(09:49):
on the TV show you've really called in quite a
few favors. This person is desperate for more work, so
you've made it happen. Yeah, what's the sort of in
that sort of hypothetical scenario, what would you charge commission?
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Rop wise? You know, what would your cut be? I
think it'll just be the base ten percent. So even
though you have to put more work in for this
particular person, you hope that over time the work will
become less and less because of all the hard work
you've done early, right, and you'll do less work later,
but you'll still be getting the ten percent for doing
less work.
Speaker 3 (10:20):
Okay, I see right, because I just feel like I
should get like a sort of twenty or even thirty
years gone into getting this thing off the ground.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Yeah, look, I know what you mean.
Speaker 8 (10:30):
Another thing that you could do is you could tell
them that they've got a significantly lower fee than what
they've actually got. Oh yeah, so say half the amount,
you take the half, and then you take ten percent
off the half, so you've got yourself sixty percent at
that point.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
None the wiser, right, Because.
Speaker 4 (10:46):
What you could also do is, you know, because you'll
get to maybe get a booking fee, so they pay
you a booking fee to you know, get that particular
talent and a processing fee and a processing and all
that sort of stuff.
Speaker 8 (10:59):
Well, I mean you can start apply and all that
sort of stuff, but the person has got any clue
at all.
Speaker 6 (11:02):
They're going to work it out, no idea.
Speaker 8 (11:04):
Okay, yeah, yeah, I mean I don't recommend ripping people
off in this industry, particularly because they are generally creatives
that don't get a lot of money in the first place.
But yeah, if he's an absolute idiot, then go on.
Oh look, I mean as an agent, I do it
all the time.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I mean, just on the chase. Let me just say
this chase.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
The radio pays the mortgage, yeah, but it doesn't pay
for the pool out the back.
Speaker 5 (11:27):
All right, do you have a pool? Yes, you don't.
Speaker 3 (11:31):
Actually unrelated Jase, you know how I got you that
spot on game and two halves for the Christmas special?
Speaker 5 (11:36):
Oh yeah, you got me that spot.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
I called in a lot of flavors because you were
desperate to be a part of it.
Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh yeah, yeah, I was so desperate.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Just regarding the fees and that the question and that
the original rate that you were told, it's actually half
that amount.
Speaker 6 (11:52):
I just found out.
Speaker 3 (11:53):
Oh right, I thought you were doing two episodes.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
So it's only five grand?
Speaker 3 (11:59):
What you're getting five grand?
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:03):
What are you getting?
Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
But you're getting ten grand?
Speaker 5 (12:08):
Well yes initially yeah ten grand.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Yeah, so it's only five grand and there'll be like
a bank edmund fee with that as well.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
Is it all good?
Speaker 5 (12:16):
How much is the bank headmin.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
Not a ten percent? Of that's at five hundred.
Speaker 5 (12:22):
It's like your taxi scenario yesterday, isn't it, Mogi?
Speaker 6 (12:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Little good though?
Speaker 9 (12:25):
Man?
Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh yes, sure, why not? Okay, I got my dog
squad money. Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Actually, just on that the Hodarchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy the Police.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
There on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show This Tuesday afternoon
plenty coming up after five o'clock is always your chance
to win flights and accommodation to the QMU.
Speaker 5 (12:46):
What is it that.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Classic car and hoteah Listen out for the big show, Honker.
Speaker 7 (12:51):
It sounds like this cool?
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Now for a chance at an all inclusive trips the
QMU Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
Speaker 8 (12:58):
Oh eight hundred, Darky, I preferred the one yesterday was
just a series of beeps.
Speaker 4 (13:03):
Oh this one, yeah, I like that one too. The
other one was abit flowery.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
A bit professional pugs. Have spent the entire day working
on that one. It's took about whole day. He does
a bloody good impression of Angie.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
The entire day. No, he wasn't in here, he was
out there. Oh yeah, that was.
Speaker 5 (13:19):
We can that one.
Speaker 6 (13:20):
No, tutor who tutor Honker Beakers?
Speaker 7 (13:24):
Now that's happening after five.
Speaker 3 (13:26):
Also the first ever edition of the Big Show's Gift
Giving Guide, because we're coming up to Christmas, fiellers.
Speaker 8 (13:32):
Do you like do you prefer kesey? I just want
to ask you this, brother, Do you prefer to give
or receive?
Speaker 5 (13:37):
Um?
Speaker 7 (13:38):
Definitely receive?
Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, estriight me as that kind of guy.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, what about you, guys?
Speaker 5 (13:47):
I'm definitely a giver.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
The whole aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
Hold Ike, welcome back in Massive Bank loans have you cheese?
He's going along very nicely.
Speaker 5 (14:01):
It's two minutes past five o'clock and you're listening to
the Big Show. Ball to you by Towoy.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah, yeah right, get it in you so good?
Speaker 6 (14:10):
What else?
Speaker 3 (14:11):
He's got something wrong with them. He just told me
what it was and it made me feel sick.
Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, brother, it was designed to make you feel sick.
It's not based on the truth, or is it not?
Speaker 6 (14:19):
Or is it?
Speaker 7 (14:20):
You can get chocolates that'll fix that.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
And I and I always find maybe eating something like date,
that kind of thing dates is really good for that so.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
Well, because I remember, like my dog headed at one stage,
right because I saw you. You were dragging yourself around
on the floor. It is weird, yeah, yeah, but it's
all good.
Speaker 5 (14:38):
With my paws and between my other paws.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Yeah, you hang it out of your mouth and your panting.
Speaker 8 (14:42):
Hey, what do I have to do Kezy to get
my hands on one of these tooy prize pecks? Because
should we get something that's text related? I mean, the
ticks have been absolutely pouring in today. Three four eight three.
By the way, yeah, three four eight three. How did
Keesy get worm?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
No, don't turn around to I've got you Mogi gods.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
So that's the question, Ja, how did Mogi get you?
I had to happen.
Speaker 7 (15:12):
That text through in the drawer for a tweet prize pack.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Also up next is The Big Show's gift giving guide.
If you're still having too Subt's early days. If you
haven't decided what you're getting your partner for Christmas, this
little segment will help you.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
Such a good little segment too, looking forward to it.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
It'll be great.
Speaker 5 (15:28):
It's Allison changed.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
The Larchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Keezy is.
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Indeed ever last year on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon, twelve minutes past five o'clock.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I'm excited about this. Man has been trying to get
this over the line for days.
Speaker 3 (15:47):
Yeah, and thanks guys for finally letting me get this
one across the line.
Speaker 7 (15:51):
No, it's not. It's a big Jase.
Speaker 3 (15:53):
Yes, it's the Big Show's gift giving guide.
Speaker 6 (16:01):
What kind of music is that?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
It's like jazz Silent Night apparently. So this is basically
for if you on the fence as to what you
should get your partner or anyone else in your family.
Good news as fellas we'll cover other members of the family.
Speaker 8 (16:17):
And future shows. That's a great idea and that means
we can keep this puppy going.
Speaker 5 (16:20):
That sounds good.
Speaker 8 (16:21):
Man on the fence or hit in the sand. What
if I've got my head in the sand about what
to get my partner.
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Oh, pull your head up out of the sand.
Speaker 6 (16:28):
Oh yeah, well you know what I mean.
Speaker 8 (16:29):
Like on the fence means I've got options, but I
don't know which way to go. But another way of
looking at wuld be I've got no idea what to
get my partner because.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
You get hit in the sand because my head in
the sand, which, by the way, ostriches don't do. It's
actually a myth, right, Okay, So this particular person will
be focusing on today is your other half and this if.
Speaker 8 (16:47):
You don't have another half, yeah, that wud be rubbing
it into the single folks out there.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
Well, then you want have anyone to give, and I
don't want anyone to feel bad about that.
Speaker 6 (16:55):
No, it's meant to be Christmas. Man.
Speaker 3 (17:00):
If you don't have another half, then obviously you don't
have to get anyone in prison. Okay, So you can
just listen along and keep ideas in mindful when you
do finally get one, yeah, go.
Speaker 6 (17:10):
And do something else for four minutes.
Speaker 3 (17:11):
So I'd like to start things fellers. Yeah, okay, for
my partner, I'm going to get her a nice insulated
drink bottle, nice high quality insulated drink bottle because.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
A couple of no, just one.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
You don't want to be carrying around a big old
you know tank of the water tank. Yeah water, Yah,
you just want a nice little one, you know, it's
not too big, not too hefty, because my partner drinks
a lot of water. That's my first idea.
Speaker 6 (17:37):
That's really thoughtful.
Speaker 8 (17:38):
Thank you, that's lovely. I'm going to get my wife. God,
I can't believe I'm married my wife.
Speaker 5 (17:45):
I mean, because now carry on.
Speaker 8 (17:49):
I'm going to get my wife a time message course,
a massage or a course for her to of course,
for her to learn how to be a really great
time of suse. I just think it'll be a great
thing for her to be able to do.
Speaker 5 (18:04):
That's so funny you should say that, actually, mogie, because
I bought my wife some hot stones. Oh did you
you know for their massage?
Speaker 3 (18:13):
The crap out of my bulloffs, so you've already given
them to her.
Speaker 5 (18:16):
Pardon? Yeah, this is the couple of Christmas as you have.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
You got many tips for this this Christmas coming up?
Speaker 5 (18:23):
Man for your partner. Yeah, we don't do prisons.
Speaker 10 (18:26):
Okay, I've got another one here, a yogurt maker. If
anybody else needs to do tips three forgot that was
(18:49):
worth it.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
This is a June by the way, turn it.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Up for the Hiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on
Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 4 (19:00):
They're on the Radio Hodaki Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
The time is five twenty three.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
Now if you want to win tickets and accommodation to
Qumu Classic Car and hot Rod Festival.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
Oh, I thought you were going to play something there.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Yeah, the Hadarky big so Honker. That's right. You said
to call us an one hundred Hodarkchy when you heard
the old q to call on the honker there.
Speaker 7 (19:27):
Yes, a couple of people.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Done just this. One of them is Joseph. Good Joseph,
your mayor Barsett. How's life live? Is bloody? Fantest accorded
j how's your life don Day?
Speaker 4 (19:36):
Yeah it's going okay, thanks mate, Jesus, but nosy no
christ Hey, Joseph.
Speaker 5 (19:43):
You love your cars, mate?
Speaker 4 (19:45):
I do love a good car, especially one.
Speaker 9 (19:47):
What's four wheels?
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Yeah? What are you running at the moment? I am
running a beautiful I'm slightly bean to blow Suzuki swift Kilder.
Speaker 3 (19:58):
Your mum you said one of those yeah, and old Marge. Yeah,
old man, she had the convertible one the way because
she's seven ft eight.
Speaker 6 (20:04):
No, she did just squeeze in there.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
Oh really, that's why she's got the hunchback now.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
Yeah, Well you were going to say, I just want
to make a point here, Joseph before we went into
this keezy See, HEYJS, can you just leave this to
me because I want to do car chat with the
fellows on the line.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
So I'm just.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Getting vibe from you guys like you don't want me
to Yeah, open for you if you go, Brokay Joseph
from christ Church, Man, what car would you have if
you didn't.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Have that car? Maybe?
Speaker 5 (20:42):
Yeah? That's good man.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
You'll fit right in at COOMU. Yeah, bloody good. And
the good news is you're in the drawer for free
flights accommodation as well, which is bloody ripper.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Stay in the line, makee get a Jimmy your mayor
Bastart house life brother yourself.
Speaker 5 (20:56):
Yeah good, thanks.
Speaker 4 (20:58):
Now listen, jim what are you running at the moment
in terms of vehicles?
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Oh, I'm on the old fan.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Massive bag.
Speaker 3 (21:08):
What do you do for a crust gym?
Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'm a wood welder wood.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Welder backbone is the am on yelling backbone.
Speaker 5 (21:20):
Because I've never heard of wood.
Speaker 11 (21:22):
Well in world wood, you can definitely join your joint
places that want together.
Speaker 9 (21:26):
You had that special welding machine that's called a Paneslows.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, I told you, good stuff, Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:33):
I want to tell you what, mate, you're also on
the drawer. I'll chuck you over with a pugs On
in the studio. Good luck.
Speaker 6 (21:39):
I love you, Jim.
Speaker 5 (21:40):
You're good on your gym. Your backbone now, Keys, it
wasn't much vehicle chat there, man.
Speaker 7 (21:46):
Why's the old backbone solo.
Speaker 9 (21:50):
Us?
Speaker 5 (21:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (21:51):
That's all right, isn't it.
Speaker 8 (21:52):
Well, I wasn't sure if he was. I sort of
got lost in my head thinking is he mocking us?
Speaker 3 (21:56):
Well, you definitely can't weld wood.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
No, Yeah, it was the vibe and then you backbone them.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Everyone though, like you old honestly, I will backbone you,
no dramas. I don't care what you do, not who
you are, what you look.
Speaker 5 (22:08):
Like, just on the vehicle front.
Speaker 4 (22:09):
By the way, I've got my first meet with the
old stock cars in about three weeks.
Speaker 6 (22:13):
I've been right in the season start.
Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, I've been furiously banging away in the shed there
and where you're ready, She's gonna be a Western Springs.
Speaker 7 (22:21):
And where else just always race Western sport.
Speaker 5 (22:25):
Is this just a geography lessen, geezer, it's around and
name every's it O vehicle?
Speaker 2 (22:31):
Pardon they Big Show podcast?
Speaker 4 (22:35):
She had there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon. The time is five thirty six. We're on
the road again this Thursday night at the Hangar Bar
out in west Auckland in celebration of the Hodaki Pie
and Dad's Pies, the launch of the new pie.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Isn't it feelos It's the official launch party Anger steak
and jalapeno cheese. You be able to find them at
your local while being supermarket or dairy. And if you
come along to our live show fort or seven this
Thursday West Talk on hang A Bar, we will all
be doing the first ever taste together everyone in the bar.
Plus we've got hundreds of backbone teats to give away
as well.
Speaker 8 (23:07):
How good is it when you get to get to
go along to a pirate elase party.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
So I've been to one man, so I'm.
Speaker 4 (23:15):
Pumped now listen, fellas, we we discussed something today on
the podcast, and I want.
Speaker 5 (23:22):
To revisit it because I'm not happy.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
And I want to put it to the listeners out
there two on three, four eight three, as.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
If I just say, Jays, I can't remember. I don't
know what we've talked about. I don't remember.
Speaker 5 (23:36):
Yeah, are you being genuine there?
Speaker 6 (23:38):
I can't wait to see where this goes because I've
got no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:41):
As you'll be aware.
Speaker 3 (23:42):
I know I know what it is now. I've given
up the daries.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Yes now.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
It's just clicked over on my little tracky here.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Four days, Yeah, well.
Speaker 7 (23:54):
Well done man. Four days I've passed up.
Speaker 8 (23:56):
You haven't had a cigarette for four days? Sad sir.
Speaker 4 (24:02):
I've passed up fifty two cigarettes yep, great for you man,
and saved.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
One hundred and eighteen dollars.
Speaker 3 (24:09):
That's heaps.
Speaker 4 (24:10):
I've regained six point six hours of my lifetime all ship.
Speaker 3 (24:16):
One two big shows.
Speaker 5 (24:17):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (24:18):
Now, as I discussed in the podcast out tro today,
I had a coffee after my little session that I
had this afternoon, and I bumped into an old mate
from school and we were having a chat and we
were sipping our coffees outside what.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Was his name?
Speaker 5 (24:34):
And he he pulled out a pack of dirries. Yeah,
And so we're sipping coffee there outside and he sate
lighting it down.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
He said, you want a Darry, Jason. You're a Dorry smoker.
And I was like, oh, no, good, I'm not smoking anymore.
And then about a minute later went.
Speaker 8 (24:51):
Proud of you man, that's also down. Good on you, brother,
probably the first taste you've had.
Speaker 7 (24:58):
Conclude, actually, yeah, that's great.
Speaker 8 (24:59):
It's that's hard work man to turn it down like that.
What a backbone? You should we go to air for you.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
But and then a minute later I went out back,
I have a Darry. So I had a Dorry, sure,
and I just can I just make the it was
half a dorry. I got halfway around with actually no.
And so Mogi said to me, I have to restart
(25:28):
the whole process. And so the fifty two cigarettes that
I've passed up, right, and the one hundred and eighteen
dollars that's right, that I've saved, you're now saying I
have to wipe the slate clean and so it's officially
like three hours and that's.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
Well, yeah, it's it's like you've you've passed up fifty two,
but you said yes to one and the last one
that you got offered, you didn't pass it up.
Speaker 6 (25:52):
You smoked it. You see what I'm saying.
Speaker 8 (25:54):
I'm just so so that is what giving up smoking
is is the absence of smoking and the trouble with
your your sort of you know what you're describing here
is there is not an absence of smoking. There is
the presence of smoking. Jason. Sure, So if you're going
to give up, there will be an absence in smoking.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
And can I just say not all is lost? You
will have to reset, but well done. On three days
three and a half days, man, that's really good.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Cat guy that stands.
Speaker 4 (26:17):
I just want to put it to the listeners out
there on three four eight three is can we just
overlook that half a cigaree?
Speaker 8 (26:26):
I think we'll put it up as we always do
to bind and referendum. We'll go up on the Instagram
and if the people are on your side, then we'll
know about it.
Speaker 6 (26:34):
Jason, you'll do We'll do it. We'll run a big show, big.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
And fifty percent of people say yeah, no, that's okay.
Speaker 8 (26:43):
Sorry, no, no, no, no, seventy eighty yeah, yeah, well
we'll go no, no, fifty percent can because ninety percent won't.
Speaker 5 (26:50):
Yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
I just just wanted you guys to maybe reconsider maybe.
Speaker 8 (26:57):
And I think you've done bloody well mate, But yeah,
you know in yourself you have to restart that little
ticker there.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Do it for us, man, do it for me and Moggi.
Speaker 7 (27:06):
Moggi, how long have you been smoke free?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Two days? Wow?
Speaker 3 (27:09):
And Jason you're like three three.
Speaker 8 (27:11):
Weird thing is that Jas gave up smoking before me,
but I've gone a longer without a cigarette.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
You're such a great human.
Speaker 6 (27:18):
I'm a bat bud.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
The Hidarchy Big Show with Jas, Mike and Keyzy tune
in four.
Speaker 4 (27:26):
On Radio Chemical Brothers there on the Radio Hodarchy Big
Show this Tuesday afternoon. The time is exactly five forty
eight feelers.
Speaker 6 (27:34):
Absolutely it is.
Speaker 8 (27:35):
Hey, Kezy brother, have you got some pretty sick Christmas music?
Speaker 6 (27:39):
Therefore?
Speaker 7 (27:39):
Well, I've got the Christmas music from earlier.
Speaker 8 (27:41):
And I don't know I thing a bit more Christmas.
So you work on it and I'll just have a chat.
And even if you can get a little bit of
a sand to go and ho ho something on those lines,
I see what you can do. Can you give me
a ho ho ho ho ho?
Speaker 6 (27:54):
Really? Good. Thanks man, bloody good.
Speaker 8 (27:56):
So today I took my daughter for the very first time.
She's only young, only five. Yeah, Mogi, she's a backbone.
Took her on to see Santa Claus.
Speaker 5 (28:07):
Nice.
Speaker 8 (28:07):
Yeah, s Smith and Co's up here in Auckland, and
they do a sort of a pretty legendary sort of
one apparently I've never heard of it. So I got
to departments are up here, but they've gone under like
everybody else. It's the last time they'll be doing it. Unbelievable.
You go in there. Now we're talking.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Not great but okay, So.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
It's kind of depressing. Christmas tune really sounds really sad. Sorry, Maggie,
you were saying.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
But you go at.
Speaker 8 (28:34):
What you do is you go in there and you've
got to talk to the elves, and the elves they
see that's no good.
Speaker 3 (28:40):
Either, forget okay.
Speaker 8 (28:42):
And then you're going there and you talk to the
elves and they let you up the elevator.
Speaker 5 (28:46):
Nice.
Speaker 8 (28:47):
But the elves sort of look like teenage girls because
I think they're prepared to work for minimum wage.
Speaker 6 (28:55):
That's how it works.
Speaker 8 (28:56):
Yeah, Then you go up the left there, you come
out and it's just got bloody and I'm not lying here.
Speaker 6 (29:01):
One hundred Christmas trees.
Speaker 8 (29:03):
All these hallways are just stacked with Christmas trees, and
they put a lot of effort into it. And then
you've got to go in there, and you got to
you know, well, you're waiting to go in and see Santa.
Speaker 6 (29:14):
You've got to.
Speaker 8 (29:15):
There's a there's a sleigh there. You can get your
photo taken in the sleigh. There's the Christmas trees. There's
a reindeer there, not a real one. Key's he got
it freaked out for a minute, but it was just
made out of polystyring. Was going to say, to be crazy.
And there's a young fella there was hanging off one
of the reindeer's antlers. You got to say, dart, but
I've just got You've got to anyway, we finally got
(29:38):
in there to see old old Santa Clause there got
his a backbone. Long How long Santa Clau has been
going for.
Speaker 5 (29:46):
Since I was a kidd And that's what thirty years ago,
very in the middle of.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
Those two numbers.
Speaker 6 (29:53):
Unbelievable.
Speaker 8 (29:54):
And so going there and you sit down, and what
they've changed is you don't sit on his lap anymore.
Speaker 6 (29:59):
I was gassing about that.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
Oh you wanted to.
Speaker 8 (30:01):
Yeah, So you have to sit next to him on
this little stool there and you have a little chat
and he sees to be daughter there. He goes, have
you been good? And she says yes, and I said wow,
and she goes, well, she goes a little bit, but
I think she was a bit worried that she wasn't
going to get the presents. Sure, but I said, no, no,
you have been good. Anyway, he started banging on a
little bit about the set and the other but he
(30:23):
started really laying into missus clause.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
I thought, wow, and he was absolutely wreaked of bourbon,
and he was missus clause, Sorry, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (30:39):
What did you say?
Speaker 7 (30:41):
Well, he's having a crack at missus claws.
Speaker 8 (30:43):
He was laying into a bit, Yeah, laying into it
like verbally, yeah, begging her, not banging her.
Speaker 3 (30:50):
No, I said, bagging. My nose is slightly blocked. I
might have sounded like banging.
Speaker 6 (30:55):
It did a little bit.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Yeah, but god, they do a bloody good job down there.
Speaker 8 (30:58):
Man, I really recommend you get you'd love it, Kesey,
Oh really, you would absolutely love it. Have you win
the last time you said on Santa's.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
Knee would have been twenty something years right, I definitely
get down there with him and missus Clause are going at.
Speaker 5 (31:11):
It listen funnily enough. Yeah, got a job for you
this Christmas key.
Speaker 7 (31:16):
Oh yes, Oh really.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, I got a gig which I'll talk to you
about after the show.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
You don't want to do it on a here, nah,
it just seems like the kind of thing we do
on a here.
Speaker 5 (31:28):
Well, I don't know, not for this role. Nah.
Speaker 9 (31:31):
No.
Speaker 8 (31:31):
I just want to be clear he didn't smell like
burbon because I remember that I mentioned the Yeah, the store.
Speaker 3 (31:37):
It's not fine.
Speaker 5 (31:39):
It was a bag from the.
Speaker 2 (31:43):
Who Lucky Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (31:45):
Talking heads here on the radio, Hurducky Big Show this
Tuesday evening plenty coming up after six o'clock as always,
in an exciting new segment from Old Kezy, which he's
been banging on about for a little while now, and
he's gonna unleash yeah on the listening public.
Speaker 3 (32:01):
Well, it's been you know, I've been a few years
of the Big Show now, and there's been certain segments
that have come and go, some have stuck.
Speaker 5 (32:07):
I have come and go, I have come and go.
Speaker 3 (32:09):
Some have stuck, and so I've taken learnings from those
that have stuck and that have flourished and that people love,
and I've created a new segment. So we'll be doing
that just after six.
Speaker 5 (32:19):
How good man? Looking forward to a kid?
Speaker 3 (32:20):
Yeah man, same here, Thanks Jace Man.
Speaker 1 (32:25):
The Wold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
tune in week days at four on radio.
Speaker 4 (32:30):
Hold ikey, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to
the Big Show, brought to you by.
Speaker 6 (32:33):
Tilly How good?
Speaker 5 (32:35):
Get it in you?
Speaker 6 (32:36):
Yeah? Right right?
Speaker 3 (32:38):
We can all do with the laugh a feelers.
Speaker 6 (32:40):
That's true.
Speaker 8 (32:40):
I think that's why they brought those billboards back. Yeah, man,
you know those billboards?
Speaker 5 (32:44):
Hey? Now on the podcast?
Speaker 3 (32:46):
No, no, I know the billboards?
Speaker 6 (32:49):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, what's your favorite one?
Speaker 3 (32:51):
I had a bit of a problem with one of them,
so I rang up the hotline, right bloody hell, I
tell you what I'd recommend doing it right piece. Remember
on the other eight hundred hotline. I can't remember the
hot line. I'll find the number for you.
Speaker 8 (33:06):
Thanks man, I appreciate that. Yeah, I think it's I
think it might be eight hundred two a year right
before I remember correctly, is it really? I think it's
something along those lines anyway, but very helpful. The guy
that you can talk to when you're ending up, very helpful. Yeah, okay, good,
very So what was your issue with it? Kez though
a year right?
Speaker 6 (33:26):
I nailed it? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (33:27):
Sorry, what was your issue with it?
Speaker 3 (33:29):
I almost crashed my car because it was too hilarious?
Speaker 5 (33:31):
Ah right? Oh yeah yeah. Hey.
Speaker 4 (33:35):
Now in the podcast Outrade today, we discussed many things.
As usual, I said something which has now come and
bit me very firmly on the ars during the podcast.
Speaker 5 (33:45):
But what's what's the chat we're having on this little
clip here?
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Clip Chase is about darts.
Speaker 5 (33:53):
I almost suspect my wife finds me slightly annoying when
I don't smoke, right.
Speaker 8 (33:59):
I'd say that would be true. I'd say that would
be true. I think I think Jase would be annoying regardless.
But at least you get a ten minute break every
now and again.
Speaker 7 (34:08):
Fair it's true, Jason, Yes.
Speaker 5 (34:16):
Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
I think she probably finds me quite annoying. I'm not
grumpy or anything. I just don't shut out. And I
turned into a which is not like me, a massive
ship steer.
Speaker 3 (34:25):
That is like you if you've gone like super sayand
ship Steer, you've gone like Nick's level. Like for example,
I went out of the studio, came back and he'd
put a chip on my keyboard, one chip and then
light and said it was Moggi and then you believed.
Speaker 7 (34:38):
It, and then I believed it.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
Put it on your keyboard, and you got anger and
through it at Jase and then we're all, you know,
having a bit of a tiff.
Speaker 6 (34:45):
We could with a laugh.
Speaker 3 (34:47):
Yeah, yeah, right, Hey, Colors coming up, nixt coming up,
Nicks Fellas. Very exciting, very exciting.
Speaker 5 (34:53):
It's Keysy's new segment.
Speaker 6 (34:55):
I got a bad feeling about.
Speaker 3 (34:57):
This, sure men, LOGI trust me, man, this is an
award winner going to be a doozy if our ratings
don't go through the roof after this, and I don't
know why, I'll fix them.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
They Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
Radio Head there on the radio Hodarchy Big Show.
Speaker 3 (35:12):
It is Tuesday evening.
Speaker 7 (35:14):
It's sure as Fellas.
Speaker 3 (35:16):
It's fair to say that we've got some pretty iconic
segments on the show.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
Isn't it sokezy?
Speaker 3 (35:21):
I think so things that people they think of the
Big Show, and they think of these segments.
Speaker 5 (35:24):
You're talking on TV with What's TV with Mike.
Speaker 3 (35:28):
Obviously you've got strange encounters of the Hoidy j kind.
Speaker 5 (35:32):
Now you've got the Friday Throbber.
Speaker 3 (35:34):
The Friday Throbber, You've got Connie chat with old pugsn Yeah,
that's we must bring that back. Actually obvious. When the
wars are going, it's what are the warriors up to
with me?
Speaker 5 (35:42):
Keezy?
Speaker 7 (35:43):
So I decided to sort of take all these.
Speaker 3 (35:44):
Put them together and combine them with our hands down
our most successful ever segment, What's for t New Zealand,
and then use the knowledge there to create a new segment.
I'm key today, burn, I want your feedback, right, So
here we go. Oh you, hey, guys, text here from Steve,
what you guys have for lunch?
Speaker 8 (36:02):
New Zealand with me?
Speaker 9 (36:05):
Ki?
Speaker 3 (36:08):
What are your thoughts? Just off the top there?
Speaker 6 (36:10):
Really good?
Speaker 5 (36:11):
So good man, Yeah, that is brilliant.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
It is brilliant right because we're like, oh, we can't
do What's for tea every night even though everyone loves it,
and the text machine lights up. Yeah that's right, and
it was like it's like what made it so good?
And me and Puckson put our hits together for hours yeah,
and we figured it out. People like texting and about
food that they're either having or have had recently.
Speaker 5 (36:35):
I think you've absolutely hit the nail on the head there,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (36:42):
We haven't. I haven't solicited for any texts. We haven't started. No,
this is more of a.
Speaker 7 (36:46):
Do you like the Sigma idea or not situation.
Speaker 8 (36:48):
It feels like there should be something that's spoken about
outside of this environment before we come into the radio station.
Speaker 3 (36:54):
But the problem, Yeah, maybe you know, maybe.
Speaker 8 (36:57):
We should have had a chat about it, decided then
and then, but when it gets on, that's when we
do it. Yes, so we need some tics near.
Speaker 4 (37:03):
I feel like we've pulled the trigger here and there's
no bullets in the chamber.
Speaker 7 (37:08):
It's a really great analogy.
Speaker 4 (37:10):
And by my concern is that we've potentially shot this
quite brilliant Sigma.
Speaker 3 (37:17):
This is another gun in the foot by.
Speaker 5 (37:21):
Starting off without actual texts to sort of throw.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
To well, I can say, now, tixt in three four
eight three, what you had for lunch today?
Speaker 6 (37:30):
Well, I can see some tisia now people started.
Speaker 7 (37:34):
No, those are people thinking that this is what's for
teen us?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
The top one there good a Fellers today, I had
a homemade sandwich for lunch.
Speaker 7 (37:42):
It wasn't very good from Ellen.
Speaker 6 (37:44):
Oh my god, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5 (37:46):
I just hang on. I don't want to leave you
high and try here.
Speaker 7 (37:50):
Really it's not like I had.
Speaker 5 (37:52):
I had a coffee and half a dart for lunch.
Speaker 3 (37:57):
Wow, half a dart right? All you had for lunch?
Speaker 5 (38:02):
That's all I hap.
Speaker 6 (38:03):
And then you came in here and.
Speaker 8 (38:04):
You had you had a pie and a couple of
bags of those chips out there.
Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, that wasn't lunch, Maggie, that was afternoon tea.
Speaker 7 (38:11):
What did you have for lunch, MOGGI what?
Speaker 6 (38:13):
Al?
Speaker 5 (38:15):
I had a chicken salad actually that was in a wrap.
Speaker 8 (38:21):
I had some lettuce there, some mayonnaise, chicken breast with
a little bit of cheese meltal over the top of it,
and some halapinion and a little bit of cracked salt
and a little bit of cracked pepper crack salt.
Speaker 5 (38:32):
Wow. Yeah, what did you do for lunch there? Keysy?
Speaker 3 (38:36):
I had a few cheese rolls and a chicken mulligatawny
soup and it was delicious.
Speaker 7 (38:41):
So this is what's good.
Speaker 3 (38:42):
So obviously, going forward, I asked people to text in
on three four.
Speaker 6 (38:47):
Wee, so what we've been in every day?
Speaker 3 (38:48):
No, no, no, that's why this next time I'll get people
to text through MOGGI. Oh right, and then we'll sort
of alternate this with What's for Tea? And I don't
think that'll in any way get really annoying to the listeners.
Speaker 6 (38:58):
No, I like it.
Speaker 3 (38:59):
I reckon I.
Speaker 2 (39:01):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 4 (39:03):
Anywise, there on the radio Hodanky Big Show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 5 (39:07):
That right now it's time for.
Speaker 4 (39:10):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 9 (39:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (39:31):
I watched Slow Horses again. I'm enjoying it, man, But
I've got a couple more seasons without to go, so
I don't know what to tell you. I can't just
start watching new shows just about you. Hair Pj's all right,
you prefer I watch Seinfeld?
Speaker 6 (39:41):
Is that what you want?
Speaker 8 (39:42):
You want to come in here and talk about Seinfeld again.
I will say that it's not as good as I
thought it was. Well Horses Slow Horses with Gary Oldman
on Apple TV, which is a British spy thriller thingy.
A lot of stupid things. There's a lot of stupid
decisions explies make in order to easily help the story progress.
Can I ask you a question just on that? By
the way, seriously, is this quite old?
Speaker 5 (40:03):
This series? Okay? Because I feel like I've watched the
Gary Oldman series and it was something light slow horses,
but that was like four years ago.
Speaker 8 (40:11):
There's four seasons of it, So maybe four years ago
you watched the First Sea.
Speaker 5 (40:14):
Yeah, maybe maybe there you go.
Speaker 3 (40:17):
I haven't watched just quickly, I haven't watched anything of note. However,
I've seen that coming out at the start of December
on TV and Z, starring David Mitchell. The UK comic
is a series called Ludwig where his twin brother is
a detective and then his twin brother goes missing and.
Speaker 7 (40:33):
So he starts being a detective.
Speaker 3 (40:35):
Apparently really great reviews in the UK, so I'm excited
to watch it.
Speaker 4 (40:38):
I stumbled upon Terminator last night. The Sky movies, yeah,
the first one.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
Oh, you're really making the most of this whole free
Sky thing. If anyone's listening from Sky, Jason's getting free
Sky movies.
Speaker 4 (40:49):
It's two weeks now that we're there free movies. I'm
expecting them to charge me. But I was just what
a great film. It's just great entertainment to watch.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
I've seen the first time've never seen the second one, right.
Speaker 6 (41:00):
You've never seen two two Judgment day, Kezy.
Speaker 7 (41:02):
I know it's amazing as well. Isn't that interesting?
Speaker 6 (41:06):
I don't know why that annoys me, but there's such
a great film.
Speaker 5 (41:09):
It is a great film.
Speaker 3 (41:10):
Totally.
Speaker 5 (41:11):
There's so many great films.
Speaker 8 (41:13):
It's like, it's kind of like that that Ben Stokes documentary.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
Yeah that is, I've heard that's really good.
Speaker 5 (41:18):
Well, I'm telling you right now, you're going to watch that, Kezy,
You'll love it.
Speaker 3 (41:21):
What Ben Stokes? Yeah, yeah, Stokes Eyes to the Front.
That would actually probably be a great name for cricket documentary.
The story I did actually start watching a show last night.
My wife was like, Hey, I just want to watch
something real chill, something real chill.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
Did she ever say anything other than that?
Speaker 3 (41:41):
And then I put Roma Stomper on and she was like,
probably not not chill enough. And so he started watching
a show from the UK, you know, Alan Carr, the comedian.
Him and his mate they bought one of those one
dollar villas that were for sale in Tuscany. Sure I
know this might be in Sudna or one of them,
one of them in Italy. And the renovating it. Interesting show.
(42:02):
Interesting one euro for an old house. It's been there
for four hundred years.
Speaker 5 (42:06):
Yeah, I actually fantasize about doing that quite a lot.
I mean buying it, not realing. Just living in the ruins.
Speaker 3 (42:13):
They're a disgrace.
Speaker 5 (42:14):
Then you move in that terrible kind of appeals to me.
Speaker 3 (42:18):
I imagine that's what your house is like, but with
a nice on suite.
Speaker 5 (42:21):
Now my house is immaculate at the moment because of
the no daary thing. I'm friends.
Speaker 1 (42:26):
Yeah, the Hurdiarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hdarchy.
Speaker 5 (42:31):
I took monkeys there on the radio. Holdankee Big Show.
Speaker 4 (42:34):
Now only two more sleeps to another big show, a
live show at the Hangar Bar in West Auckland, Fellas.
Speaker 5 (42:40):
This Tuesday night. We want to see all you Auckland punters.
And if you're outside of Auckland you're welcome of course
as well if you want to make the journey. Isn't
that right? Guys?
Speaker 8 (42:49):
Could I just say that the flights have nearly sold
out right around the country. Are very expensive to get
into Auckland on Thursday as a result of the Big Gig,
more demand than during Pearl Jam or Incredible.
Speaker 3 (43:00):
Four o'clock This Thursday Hangar Bar across the road from
Trust Stadium there will be debuting the brand you Ducky
Pie thanks to Dad's Pie's giving them away, giving away
backbone T shirts. And also I've pitched to the management
here that the Hkaky Yummy Boys should play closing sets.
And of course Pugs are.
Speaker 6 (43:18):
There.
Speaker 3 (43:18):
He is You're one of the Hkaky Yummy Boys, aren't you? Yeah? Yeah,
it's myself and Big Dilly, big am I right, and
saying that the Yummy Boys can just be anyone, No,
there has to be you too, well, can it just
be you and whoever's available? No, because I know Dilly
is not available on the Thursday, so I was hosy.
Speaker 4 (43:36):
No, can I just ask in terms of the Yummy
Boys there, Pugs, we're in west Auckland. It's backbone country,
hard work.
Speaker 5 (43:47):
And you know, no nonsense. Kind of feels sure about
that way and women, but they won't be at our show.
Speaker 4 (43:53):
Probably we've got to stop saying that more than welcome,
they just don't like us.
Speaker 6 (43:58):
Yes, that means I think we said.
Speaker 4 (44:00):
I just worry that the Yummy Boys may maybe won't
fit the location because that's quite.
Speaker 8 (44:10):
It feels like that some sort of siren should be
going off about now. I don't know, it's it's some
kind of phobia.
Speaker 5 (44:18):
Some kind of phobia, it feels.
Speaker 11 (44:20):
Do you not feel like maybe the people of Westalkland
might have a part of them that's deep down that
maybe they need that safe space to get a little
bit yummy Jason, maybe explore that.
Speaker 7 (44:31):
Part of them, sorry, and we can facilitate that.
Speaker 4 (44:35):
I just kind of when I think of the Yummy Boys,
I think of people dressed and glitter and stuff like that.
Speaker 5 (44:40):
I don't know, I don't know why, I just do.
Speaker 7 (44:44):
Well, what what?
Speaker 9 (44:45):
What?
Speaker 3 (44:45):
The reason I had this discussion is Pug sarn I
floated the idea because Kate was like, what what do
you need to make this the best life shore you've
ever done? And I was like, we got this this year,
we got that. I was like, we get the Yummy
Boys to do a sit afterwards, which is Pugs on
DJing by the way and Big Dilly Yeah, And she
was like, oh yeah.
Speaker 7 (44:58):
We could do that. So would you be up to it?
Speaker 5 (45:01):
I mean would you be up to it?
Speaker 3 (45:04):
Or do you mean up for it? Would you be
up for it? Man, I mean like, yeah, I would
do it, you'd be keen.
Speaker 5 (45:11):
Yeah, I would do it.
Speaker 11 (45:12):
If Big Delly's on board and we get the equipment,
I'd love to glit her up and yeah, really facilitate
that experience of exploring ourselves.
Speaker 3 (45:20):
Bring yummy. Yeah, so that could be happening. Even more
of a reason to come down to hang a bar.
This Thursday, four o'clock in west Auckland the.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Whodarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisey Well.
Speaker 5 (45:42):
There you go, your mare bastards that year Tuesday show
done and Dustin Mogi. What are you up to tonight? Mate?
You go home? Yes, you put your house shoes on.
Speaker 8 (45:54):
Oh I don't have house did you have to hands
make booth? But generally put them on at the moment
when I get home. I think owing a bed pretty early.
Speaker 6 (46:00):
At the moment.
Speaker 8 (46:01):
I'm not happy with our lounge, sure, I'm not happy
with the couches and stuff that we've got in there.
Speaker 6 (46:07):
So we've got a bagger. We're going to start again.
Speaker 5 (46:09):
Right, So are you going to be because you've got
the pet?
Speaker 8 (46:11):
I'm going to be because it's just not comfortable to
sit out in the lounge.
Speaker 5 (46:16):
Yeah, I do know what you mean.
Speaker 8 (46:17):
So, yeah, I'll go home and jump in bed and
watch some TV.
Speaker 5 (46:22):
Nice man, Nice.
Speaker 6 (46:23):
I don't know what I'm going to watch.
Speaker 3 (46:24):
Yeah, sure, I'll tell you the slow horses.
Speaker 5 (46:28):
What are you going to do? Kezy? What are your
playing tonight? Mate?
Speaker 7 (46:31):
You're keezy man, you fellas.
Speaker 3 (46:34):
My wife's got squashed tonight.
Speaker 5 (46:37):
Thirty ham and pineapple pizza.
Speaker 7 (46:38):
It is no, that's do you know what. I haven't
had one of those in over a year.
Speaker 6 (46:42):
Sounds like a lie.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
I told my wife to stop buying them because I
just got into the habit of having a frozen pizza
like once a week at least.
Speaker 6 (46:50):
That's all right, which.
Speaker 3 (46:50):
Is fine, But I was just like, actually, there's nicer
stuff I can have.
Speaker 5 (46:54):
What.
Speaker 3 (46:55):
I've got a fridge full of frozen soup and frozen
cheese rolls from my mother in law. Oh that's pretty good,
which is amazing. Instead tonight, I'm making smash pets for
my wife, and I smash what pets?
Speaker 6 (47:09):
Petties, big smash petties.
Speaker 3 (47:11):
You smash pets just.
Speaker 6 (47:13):
Like a burger.
Speaker 3 (47:15):
Yeah, beef burger pretty fog standard, to be honest.
Speaker 5 (47:18):
I'm having crumbed garned with a side salad.
Speaker 6 (47:21):
Really Gernard.
Speaker 5 (47:22):
Yeah, but I like a bit of garnered, Maggie.
Speaker 3 (47:25):
I reckon, if you're a fish should be a garnered.
Speaker 6 (47:26):
My next door neighbor's name was Gerned.
Speaker 5 (47:28):
Was it? How good?
Speaker 6 (47:30):
Gernard Tomlinson?
Speaker 3 (47:31):
His name was My dog when I was a kid,
was called Gernard?
Speaker 5 (47:34):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (47:36):
I had a fish that was called Keysy weird?
Speaker 3 (47:40):
So Tinker, Hey, it's.
Speaker 5 (47:43):
Been a plason bringing you the show this afternoon, and
make sure you check out the Instagram account. Also check
out the podcast.
Speaker 3 (47:49):
Also, Pokeson has checked together yesterday's podcast outro. It's up
on YouTube right now. If you like to watch it. Yeah,
if you've been a bloody watch it.
Speaker 5 (47:58):
Tell you I saw one of our video is on there.
We had team views.
Speaker 3 (48:02):
Yeah that's a record, so you're like ups there
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