FULL SHOW: Naked & Afraid

On today's show, Jase isn't feeling the Christmas spirit, Mike gets his downstairs out for the rubbish man and Keyzie learns about Chicken Towns.

Check out the IG @haurakibigshow

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on hold ache. Cheers Tooey from bringing
back to laughs and the world gone man, Yeah right, welcome,
this is big show.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Jason Hoich might note, and.

Speaker 3 (00:16):
I'll kidd a your made Barstard's great having your company.
There's glorious Monday afternoon. It's the second of December twenty
twenty four and new Massive Backbones and listened to the
Big Show brought to you by Twoey.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Get it in.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Yeah, you're right, get it in you siously give me
some Yeah exactly, especially.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
If this kind of weather, you'll definitely be getting it in.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
You also just on two a little later on the show,
might have an opportunity to win some cash thanks to
I mates it tooe.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
How good man good okay, speaking of good good a. Maggie,
you're stadion. You just come from the Jimmy you were
saying in the little podcast outro there. You've had a haircut. God,
you're looking hot man.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
How's life going? Pretty gross man? Your six son of
a b your mad dog you Yeah, great weekend, beautiful
weather here in Sydney all weekend pissed down with rain.
I haven't had a cigarette for over a week, jays
for over a week and I'm feeling bloody good on
a Monday. To be honest with you, bloody good.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Good on your mate, and you're looking bloody good.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
I'm a bit more annoying, So I am going to
be more annoying because I've got more energy.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
I know what you mean. I'm driving my wife Betty
at the moment.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
But they call you Betty.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Boy, Betty boy, CAZy, your mad bastard. You had a
haircut as well today and.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Then Jin, I don't know what I said, thanks you
a compliment.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
I was going to say, it looks really good man,
and it's always an immaculate, immaculately clean and iron t ship.
How are you your massive backbone? You're mad bastard.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, I'm all right. Now that it's December, I'm very
much like, let's get these summer holidays rolling, get amongst
the sun. Yeah, to have barbies, go with mates, all
that sort of stuff. So really hanging out for that?
Are we continuing to do this whole where living in
Sydney thing? I think so?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, people still hate Auckland. When they stopped hating Auckland,
we'll stop doing the Sydney thing. Yeah, we'll come back
to One of my mates asked whether I was moving.
We'd moved to Sydney.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
You have yeah, winks only work in person, not on
the radio.

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Well, I wasn't winging to the audience. I was winging
to you.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
It is a beautiful day here in Sydney. There's so
much how old howdy. J was wearing the shorts around
the house yesterday, had a few things to do.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
God, I was looking hot.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Were they lemon shorts to match your lemon shit? No?

Speaker 3 (02:27):
No, they were a ten short of jean short. Can
I put a geen short in the jean shorts that
sort of came down to about my knee level?

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Wow, that's sam.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
But as I say, I need to find shorter shorts
because the best part of my leg is my thigh muscles,
not my calf muscles.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Yeah. Pants and really long socks.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, pretty much pretty much tell you what messive shower
hit to make sure you stay tuned, and we thought,
what can we kick it off with today? It's really
going to get the people pumping. Yes, Mogi, I.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Was just going to say, I've got a bit of
a people will be aware that I've been having issues
with the rubbers truck guys who come around collecting at
four o'clock in the morning. I had to run in
with them over the weekend that you are going to
want to stick around and listen to and you're going
to be hearing all about that at some point in
the show. So it was a doozy. So can I
just say it didn't involve a lot of clothes on
my part, And I was ephan and jeffin all right, good.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
Right, yes, Oh, and maggot Monday, of course, if you've
been a maggot over the weekend. Textas three four eight three,
here's Metallica the.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Whole Archy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kizy.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
Yes, indeed new order there on the radio hod Archy
Big Show, This glorious Monday afternoon. The time is fourteen
minutes past four o'clock. Great having a company by the way,
and hoping that you've had a fantastic weekend. Keep those
texts coming on three four eight three. If you've got
a maggot Monday, shine up. But in the meantime it's
time for the big show, Big Pole, the Big Pole, Yes,

(04:00):
indeed an interesting one today topical. Can I say that
fellas it's very typical bird flu yes or no?

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Right, So people, so people voting on whether they like
bird flu or they just.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Bird flu, yes or no.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
It's pretty straightforward against it, right yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:18):
Yes or no. It couldn't be more straightforward. I mean,
at least it was just yes.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, but like maybe it would be more straightforward if
it was like, do you like bird flu?

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Yes? Do you know?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Would you like to catch bird yes or no? Do
you love it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (04:33):
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
This is a lot of the fact that a case
of bird flu was found on a commercial egg farm
and otaga, yeah, which isn't good. So they're going to
have to kill quite a lot of chickens down there,
for forty thousand of them, which, to be honest, we
probably kill about that many chickens every day just to feed,
good eat.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
But it's still bird flu scary stuff, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
Is it scary?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
I've actually had bird flu and yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Yeah, it's one of the symptoms.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
The only thing that's different from normal hoody jay was
I had a propensity to eat more seeds.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yes, they definitely had bird flu.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
And I definitely had bird flu. I had a bit
of see burge in the eyeballs, right, and my fingernails
and toenails grew quite long.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
Right.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, so that was about it. But I mean I
felt completely.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Normal flu like symptoms.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
And oh look I think I might have had a
bit of a cough, but I was smoking a lot
of Darries back then. It could have been a Darry smoke.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
I remember correctly. You had a very very runny beak.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh look, I've always had a runny beak, probably not
as runny as cheeses, but it was runny. I had
a running beat.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I certainly would have the runniest beak, yes, but you've
definitely got the biggest one. Yeah, yeah, both.

Speaker 3 (05:43):
And oh that was the other thing. I had, the
kind of chicken walks.

Speaker 4 (05:48):
You're always sort of making that regardless.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
What do you call it? The gobble walk? You know
what I mean? Yeah, goblin. So in terms of bird flow,
I mean, you know, it is sad that it's there,
but you know how I feel about birds, fellers, they're
doing some weird shit out there, and so yeah, I'm yay.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Sorry. So you're in favor of birdfloo yees, So it
sounds like you want more bird flu to would be
spread throughout the nation.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
That sounds like what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I'm wondering. I guess my question. I've got here feelers,
and it's just sarting to look for a silver lining.
There was no silver lining for those birds that are
going to get wiped out, But that was coming for
them anyway, Kesy, wasn't it? As you say? I wonder
if I could get some of that bird flu into
those birds outside my window that wake me up at
four o'clock every morning.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I'm hearing you.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Yeah, I'm hearing it.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
What it should I bring a chicken up here and
put it in the tree? Like, how does it work?
I think they would probably? Well, what about if I
get one of the dead chickens? Right, so they've already
taken care of it by the scientists say take care
of it because it's math or something rather takes care
of it, right the ministry. So if I get one
of those chickens and then I rub it on the tree,
rub it on the tree, rub it on the tree

(06:57):
when the other birds land on it, you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Because how did you catch it? No idea?

Speaker 3 (07:02):
Actually, Keezy mind you, the night before we'd had a
split chicken and right, and but it was marinated, so
it doesn't really make sense that I'd get it from
a split marinated chicken. No, he was just saying, I
mean maybe they didn't pick it up. And I guess
that's why I've got that attitude, you know, because a
basard chicken gave me the chicken flu. So I'm like,
what if you're going to give.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
It to me, chick. It wasn't chicken flu. It was
bird flu.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
Oh yeah, bird flu? Yeah from a chicken from a chicken.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes, Well, you're always talking about hanging out with the
random birds and that, so maybe that's what it was
from as well.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
Quite possibly.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Yeah, and you're you're a big fan of Dirty Bird.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
Oh I love a bit of Dirty Bird.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
So well, anyway, if you want to vote on our
big pole, this is good stuff. Yeah bird flu? Yes
or no? Hit to the Hducky Big Shows Instagram story
and we'll have the results for those.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
What about you, kezy Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Well no, I don't want bird fluid. It's pretty straightforward,
no forward, straightforward. Here's the floor Fighters.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Hold aching Big Show with Jason Mike and Kezy tune
in week days at four on Radio Hodiking.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Yeah, but a jet there on the Radio Hodaki Big
Show this Monday afternoon. The time is twenty eight minutes
past four o'clock funerals. I did the cricket commentary yesterday
and I arrived home to discover and I talked about
this briefly in the I think in the podcast earlier

(08:32):
that I came home early after the cricket to discover
that one of my couches had disappeared from the lounge
and been replaced by my bedroom chair.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Why do you have a chair in the bedroom because I.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Like to sometimes just sit in the corner of the
bedroom and.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You often have you make Gary over as well, don't you?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
I do, and we can just sit there and chat.
And I also discovered, and wasn't consulted about, might I add, yes,
a Christmas tree in the corner. Mogi fully decorated.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Gary the Christmas tree.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
So somewhere along the line, as I was doing the
cricket common tare my couch disappeared, was replaced by a chair,
and also the Christmas tree, which I think is peeking
way too early in my view. This was in the
corner of the room, fully decorated.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
The day you're supposed to get your Christmas tree, is it? Yes,
the start of December.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I would have thought a week out from Christmas.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
For those of the Seen Jays just tried to say
the word week and they had so much spit in
his mouth here to pull out of it. Yeah, I
did no December first.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
I'm pretty sure that I said, okay, well, fure enough.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Yesterday we put up our Christmas tree, just out of curious.
Are you running a real cant I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
We run real ones.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Yes, same here, and I must sit mat.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Waking up this morning and walking into the lounge, the
smell of pine very nice. I like it.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I like it. Sure that you didn't have to walk
into the lounge to smell that with that honky you're running.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
Yeah, I was just lying in bed and down the
into the lounge.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
My entire house smells like pine now because you've got
to carry it in, which means getting pine needles throughout
the entire house somehow. Then we've got to move it
to four different spots and then sit back on the
couch and decide where it should go. Sure you've got
to wire.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
We have the corner of the room and it's always
in the corner of the room. And that's it done
and dusty.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, okay, Well, this is only the third time we've
ever put one up, and every year we've been moving
it around. But I am a massive fan of Christmas trees.
You are, because it really changes the whole look at
your house. The whole smell of your house is got lights.
Every morning you walk out, you flick the light switch on,
and we've got some few other lights and things, and
it makes the house feel really fisted, and it's like,
hey man, the year is almost up.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
It doesn't affect your asthma.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
No, Pine's fine, okay. Plus I haven't had asthma in
about fifteen years, right, yeah, although you wouldn't know it
I listening to the show.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, that's true.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
When are you getting your Christmas tree? Mogie?

Speaker 4 (10:51):
Well, we're having this fighting and weird that we all
had the same discussion on the same day, except you
guys acted on it. My feeling was that we would
have bother because we're going to be going away right
the family, and that was quickly rebuffed by both my
five year old daughter and my wife, because they pointed
out and probably feely, that we've got three weeks to
go before we go away, so should probably have a

(11:12):
Christmas tree in the house. Sure, So I guess we're
getting one of those at some But I love a
Christmas tree as well, and I love the I love
the pine ones too, They're cool way that Edmund? Is
it a bit of Edmond.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I've got a trucky, so I'm sweet a trucky.

Speaker 4 (11:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
And I even got on for our mates down the
road as well. I picked up a tree for them.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
But we have a tradition because we get a Christmas
tree from just down the road, the dairy down the road.
They sell them and I just carry them home.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
The dairy sells Christmas tree, does it? Does?

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Bloody good ones too, the top quality.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
That's a good tradition. Who carried a home yesterday?

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Well not me, obviously, I think Terry did.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
So is it Terry or Gary?

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Terry?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
And who's the one in the cutch here? Is that Gary?

Speaker 5 (11:51):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (11:52):
He's just a mate that comes over every now and then.

Speaker 6 (11:54):
Okay, when I'm feeling horny Big Show podcasting Pumpkins there
on the radio Hodarky Big Show. This Monday afternoon twenty
minutes to five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Just reminded of keep an ear out here on Radio Hodarky.
If you hear the Big Show Honker, which is a horn,
it sounds sort of like this, which, by the way,
I've been informed, is an extremely stressful sound to hear
while you're driving on the highway listening to Darky. If
you hear that, get ready to call, oh eight hundred Hodarchy.
You could win flights accommodation for you and a mate

(12:27):
to come up to the QMU Classic Current hot Rod Festival,
which is happening in January. So keep an air out.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
How good, hey, a little bit of sporting action over
the weekend, So let's have a bit of sports chat, sportspots.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Spots, spots, spots, spots, boats, cloves, boats, boats, boats, spots, boats, spots, boats, boats,
bot spots, shot.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Blotch boats, boats, botch boats, boats, boats.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
So obviously this start off with the cricket disappointing from
the fellows to quote that hoary cliche catches when matches.
What cliche that that very cliche cliche catches when matches.
We dropped a lot of catchers eight I believe made
you're not wrong. We gave the likes of Harry Brook

(13:08):
who was a very very talented player. We dropped them
five times. He got one hundred and seventy. That, my friend,
was pretty much the difference in the Test match. Of
course it was so that's it done and dust it.
You can't knelt down to the English.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
You can't have.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
You can't have it that we get twenty chances to
bat and your opposition gets twenty eight chances to bet. Yes,
you never get a word no. You know, it was
outrageous and disgraceful and there goes their opportunity to be
involved in the Tests Championship, which it was a real shame.

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Well and also it was a barmeter for us of
you know, because after the sensational series victory against India
in India.

Speaker 4 (13:46):
Where we fielded beautifully.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
We fielded magnificently and it was like, okay, so where
are we at as a team.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
That's super confusing and we got.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
Pumped and that's disappointing in our home territory. Hadleyo will
usually pretty good for us and we just got out performed.
And I have this the reality is eng gonna have
the wood on us when we went over there for
the last tour, we could have won all three Test matches.
Instead we lost all three. When they came over here,
they pumped us and we pipped them literally with the

(14:15):
last ball of the Test match to win a Test match.
But they have got the wood on us. And as
you say, if you're giving them twenty eight opportunities to
our twenty, well good night there.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Yeah, so they've got their wood on us. Do you
think Jay's question India series that we won was that
a fluke?

Speaker 3 (14:32):
I honestly think that India had their took their eye
off the ball and we're focused on Australia. Yeah, but
even then there was still no person that knows their
cricket it would ever have predicted that it was outrageous.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
You can float, you can maybe fluke one, you can't
fluke three.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
You see what the good thing is here though, they've
got a bit of a warrior situation going on where
they can go to India and upset India and then
lose it home, you know, like performed terrible.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I tell you what. Internationally there all sorts of weirdness
going on. Of course, this India went over to Australia
and pumped Australia England came over here and pump pass.
It's just all It's.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
All over the show, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
Yeah? And I just think though, you will go another
ten years before they drop eight catches like that. That
was That was just weird.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
There was they got the yep.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
So moving on to the next Test and Wellington I
think that's Friday.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Keys Auckland Football Club.

Speaker 2 (15:25):
How they go, mate, You've got to stop throwing me
to be the A League. I mean they won and
I watched the game on you look there you go
on Saturday night. Auckland FC beat New to Jesus, hang on, man,
who's doing the rap? Year isn't me? Or you come
on to go? Goals to nil, no scoring for a
large portion. Absolutely streamer of a volley to get that

(15:45):
first goal, and I was like, yes, Aukland FC have
got a bloody exciting goal to put on the highlights
reel because it's been a pretty terrible highlights reel. Yeah
they are still five and o top of the table.
And then the second goal was an absolute shocker. Yeah,
good went past about six dudes between the guys legs
right and it was like something you'd say like, I mean,
they're winning and it's great. In the first guys I
said was a screamer. Um, but yeah, there you go.

(16:08):
This is football, jac happy man.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
I believe the Phoenix had a buy in.

Speaker 4 (16:12):
The next game is against Auckland f C will be
at home this coming weekend.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
That is a huge game.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
Mogi. Was there any douche douche over the weekend?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
No?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
Three weekend? Yes, fine, he's dying to get hot. He's
going to look he's got himself a little hundreds and
thousands biscuits.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Once bastards shout out to Isaac and Blake brought in
a sample of Yeah, man, how good.

Speaker 1 (16:36):
It's a stroke The Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Keezy.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
The Hilarchy Big Show, Honker. Yes, indeed are your chance
to win flights and accommodation to the QMU Classic Car
and hot Rod Festival fellows.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
That's right happening the seventeenth eighteen, the nineteenth of January.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Good stuff, get a Jason your mayor Bassett. How's life
they go? There?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
You going?

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Yeah? Good, thanks mate, good week in Jason.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
You're not too bad carrying any shame with your brother, No,
of course not.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
No shame. And tell me tell me, Jason, what do
you do for a crust mate. I'm a bricklayer, is
intimate backbone?

Speaker 2 (17:21):
What's your favorite brick?

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Oh, Jesus so I don't know. They're all pretty good.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
I have a favorite.

Speaker 4 (17:29):
Yeah, no, no favority.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Tell me, Jason, what kind of vehicle are you running
at the moment.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
I've got a Ford Ranger for work, but I've also
got a Shelby Mustang.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Cut the home She'll be now, it's all you boy.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Well you hold on the line there and I'll pass
you over to pugs On and studio. But you look
after your good luck, mate, get a Ben house life.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Oh good fellows?

Speaker 2 (17:55):
How you doing?

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yeah? Good? Thanks Ben. How was your weekend? Mate?

Speaker 2 (17:59):
Ah, it's pretty you're pretty chilled.

Speaker 4 (18:01):
I had my wife's bit sat today.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
Ben. What do you do for a crass mate?

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Yeah, back man? And Ben? What are you driving at
the moment? Uh?

Speaker 2 (18:21):
Wing rows?

Speaker 4 (18:23):
Boy, man, that's a hell of the vehicle. Is that
what you're driving when you meet the missus?

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Brother?

Speaker 3 (18:30):
No, the neling cost me the missus.

Speaker 4 (18:33):
Yeah, that's fair enough.

Speaker 2 (18:35):
It's a sensible choice. Of vehicle that you've been.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Good on your ben stay on the line, mates and
that puck caf Ye get a Nick your man Bassett
house life.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Neck next wake up?

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Yeah good, thanks mate? Good. What did you get up
to over the weekend?

Speaker 5 (18:49):
Nick's pretty liked lost the work.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
There behaving.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Yeah good.

Speaker 3 (18:59):
What do you do for? What do you do for
a crass neck?

Speaker 2 (19:03):
I'm a you're.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
You're sort of driving some sort of use or something
like that at the moment.

Speaker 4 (19:12):
I'm in the range right now.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
But we've got the N seventy seven eighteen kings was
packed up.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
I got two of those.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Well, I've got two of those. Don't make you you
did not have a king in the in the garage, man.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
I just use that to go and pick up the
groceries and that that's the key we dream having a
king in the garage.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
So good.

Speaker 3 (19:34):
Yeah, get a good stuff mate. How are you saving
one as well? Nick? And Patzan and studio Bell look
after you all right?

Speaker 4 (19:41):
Okay, good on your on.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
Your mad Yeah, I'll tell you what a couple of
those fellows obviously into their cars. It look like some
beauties at home as it were.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
The Wing road then they said wing road how good. Yeah, Hey, huge,
huge hour coming up, Fellers.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
Oh yeah, that's true. I'm going to talk a little
bit about Jayce. You'll remember this man, oh god, or
the trouble I've been having with the rubbers truck over
the road that came down at four o'clock in the morning.
I went out and I had a set to, trying to.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Have a bit of the old de douge. But yeah, anyway,
someone who's just tuned in for the first time, I
don't understand what he's talking about.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Well, I've just said the rubber truck. Yeah, yeah, sure.
So anyway, it all came to a bit of a climax,
as it were on on Saturday, very early morning. So
all about it, did you really?

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah, what kind of climax?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
A good one.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
The whole Chy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy
tune in week days at four on Radio.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
Hold.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Ike, welcome back to your massive backbones. Hope you're getting
through your Monday. Okay, you're listening to the Big Show,
brought to you by Tilly. I would get it in you.

Speaker 2 (20:52):
I totally would. People said too, he couldn't run. It's
a year right campaign at this day and age to that,
we say, yeah, right, I would, well, I say it,
and Mogi says, I would get it in you and
Jason's get it in you. Yeah, get it.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
And I'll tell you what the thing about those twoy billboards,
I mean, there's a lot going on in the world
at the moment, Fellas. There's a lot of chaos. There's
a lot of anxiety and fear. It's just nice to
look up to one of those billboards and it's a
bit of a chuckle every now and then, you know
what I mean with the laughing. Definitely we could do
with the laugh and that's what they're designed for. With
better mind incident, Have you've got any ideas for a billboard,

(21:27):
then Texas three four eight three will pass it on
to management and see and see where we go.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
Just on this, because I've got a feeling that you
haven't passed any of them onto management. How many have
actually gone through eight eight.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
At the moment, Yeah, there aren't there. They've gone from
management to the drawing boards and now it just needs
to go through another couple of layers and that could
very well be publishable.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
What one's stuck out for you? What ones do you
think was pretty good.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Oh look the one keys he's wearing his wedding ring.

Speaker 4 (21:56):
That's right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Right, Yeah, Jasey's given up the Dories.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Yeah yeah, right, that's right because you had half a
dorry the other.

Speaker 3 (22:04):
Yeah yeah, it just on there. I can't remember Mogi's one.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Ogi's watched something other than Seinfeld.

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Oh yeah, right, your slow horses. Right, hey, just look
us on dinners and Christmas and stuff up. I think
we need to start planning the Big Show Christmas party. Okay,
I don't know how you feel about that. Also, I've
got a bit of development in terms of me having
a shout you guys dinner. Oh yeah, you know, because

(22:34):
I had that half of Darry and I.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Were had an agreement that if you if you gave
up the darts, you wouldn't have to buy us anything.
But because you had a dart straight away, you now
have to shout us all dinner. Is that what we're
talking about?

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Yeah, yeah, because first opportunity you got back on the darts.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Yeah, you're an update on there have you?

Speaker 3 (22:49):
I have made Here's Queen to the.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Big Show podcast.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
Good one key.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
For weird noise into the microphone.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
I was singing along with my didujs. That was massive
attack by these massive attack.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
Hey fellers, you remember the issues I've been having since
I moved into this new place that I'm that I'm
renting there, been there for about six months now and
over that long, yeah, I know, time flies, me, time
does fly. And what I found when I moved in
there was that there was a rubbish truck that would
come around twice a week and empty out the old

(23:28):
recycling bins, you know, the big wheelibin bastards there full
of bottles and whatnot, come around twice a week, and
to do that between the hours of four and four
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
That's right, And if I remember rightly, it used to
bug you a bug.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
That's right, as it would as it would. And so
we're not started happening. I thought there must have something
wrong here, but it's sort of kept on happening. So
after a couple of weeks of it, I rang the
I rang the company and I said, could you he
will yearn to your drivers because it's a residential So
if I was in the city, I'm not somebody that
would complain about that happening in the city. Because you're

(24:06):
in the city that's what you get. Sure this is
a residentiaria. So anyway, I've probably called them ten times
and it stops for a couple of weeks, and then
the driver's like, ah, no, bug I think what happens
is it's on his run. So you know, you have
all these pickups that you've got to do in such
and such a line, and ME moaning about it has

(24:26):
meant that he can't pick that up now till seven,
which means he probably has to retrace his steps. So
that's annoying him. Anyway, it started happening again.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
Can I just quick question? Is it like? It's not
everyone's recycle?

Speaker 4 (24:38):
Bind right? It's paid for it paid for by an
apartment building, is what I can tell. So anyway, I
rang up last week because it happened again. And then
I now will look into it, sir, and we'll sort
that out for you. Sure you will. And then got
and then again get waken up on Saturday morning, four
thirty in the morning, bottles smashing, and I just immediately

(25:01):
leapt out of beer, out of my beard, grab my
phone and went outside. I thought, bag of this, I'm
going to record this, and I go walking across my
down the stairs out across my lawn, up the driveway,
out onto the road to confront this dude who's been
told not to do it. And it's the problem with
it is it wakes me up and I can't go
back to sleep, so I'm awake from four thirty. It's

(25:22):
too early and also wakes my kid up. Yes, okay,
now that part of it's not true, but I still
say that I'm not such a wilder lily. Yeah that's
guild the little thank you Jason. Anyway, I go out there,
and another thing is I'm completely naked. I am stark
bollock naked. I haven't got any jendles on it anything.
It underpands on. I am completely naked. And when I

(25:44):
when I go out, when I go out there, I'm
I'm just going to have it out with this guy
and he's going to feel so weird that I'm naked
that it's going to be a really awkward situation. But
as soon as I start walking across the street, I
I note one that there's two guys. One of the
guys has taken the rubbishmen back down underneath the building,
and so I'm left to talk to the guy that

(26:06):
is remaining. Now, this guy is about six foot five
and he's also I don't know how to describe him.
I'll say, you know, there is a what would you
call it a there's an assumption around where this guy
is from that they have pretty massive downstairs operations. I

(26:27):
say that it's not racist, it's just something that people say.
Now I don't know if it's true or not.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
I'm just going to play this just in case though
the racism alarmed. Yeah, just in case that's anyway.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
So that moment and I'm now I'm automatically worried about
the size of my of my penis because I'm imagining
it's quite cold, and you and I jas we've never
been showers. We've always been massive graslers. So now I've
gone from being quite staunched and feeling quite you know,
I'm going to show this guy, not necessarily that, but
sure that as well. So now I've I covered my
downstairs up with my hand, so I've sort of lost

(27:00):
a bit of power straight away. And then I'm screaming
at him. I say, what's going on?

Speaker 2 (27:04):
Man? You put you're smashing these bloody bottles. It's four
thirty in the morning.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
He goes what I said, you're smashing these bottles at
four thirty the morning. He goes, ha said, you're picking
up these bottles, man, you smashing them. It's four thirty
in the morning. I'm trying to get some sweep. He goes,
You're what Anyway, it turns out this guy doesn't speak
any English at all. Right, So now I am just
a naked guy standing in the middle of the street,
cupping his ballots where there's penis in his hand, having

(27:29):
an argument with a guy that doesn't know what I'm
talking about.

Speaker 2 (27:32):
And the guy is massive and probably is a message.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
To bag it downstairs and me and and also could
toes me up pretty easily.

Speaker 2 (27:39):
I mean, he had me.

Speaker 4 (27:40):
Covering it every So I've gone from you know, I'm
going to make this guy feel weird to feeling really
weird myself and a self conscious and I get nowhere
with him because he doesn't know what I'm talking about.
Yeah I can't. I can't put my case across because
and who knows, maybe he did speak English, but can
I say he handled it beautifully? So it's like, yeah,

(28:01):
all right, well, yeah, okay, then the good I just
turned around. So you just walked back in and tail
between your legs, well downstairs between my legs.

Speaker 3 (28:11):
I've I've got some questions that I need i need
answered about this. Yeah, I really do have some questions.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Because I mean the bright side is he's probably even
going to come past your apartment again for fear of
the naked guy with that's right. Yeah, so it's sort
of a win win.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Well, we're going to find out because I think it's
due back again. Tomorrow is.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
OL seven, The Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kissy.

Speaker 3 (28:41):
He's indeed audio slave there on the radio holed Ankie
Big Show this Monday afternoon. The time is five forty two.
Now listen up. You want to win some cash cash cash?

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Oh yeah, what's that? Jase? What's cash?

Speaker 4 (28:52):
It's so sort of the stuff that you used to
buy good sears?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
Persis what else the day used to be? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Last week it used to be singing? Yeah cool? All right, Well,
never to know what cash is, I can explain the
old toy naughty or nice list, which we are starting
in the middle.

Speaker 3 (29:16):
Yeah, yeah nice.

Speaker 2 (29:17):
It is the first of season. We've teamed up with
two again. This time we're going to be giving away
two one hundred dollars, ay, every single day for the
next two weeks. The next one hundred back for the
next two weeks. Yes, yes, it's it's two hundred dollars, right,
two hundred dollars. That's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
And so what do people need to do to win
this two hundred? Thanks mate?

Speaker 2 (29:38):
If you would like to win, you just call us
up on eight hundred hodarchy, tell us what you've been
up to, and you have to give us an example
of a time.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Oh, eight hundred ho ho hod No, because that because
that was because red like that.

Speaker 3 (29:55):
You already we need to explain what I need to say.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
Don't call oen hundred ho ho hodky yeah, because well
it's Christmas though, because it'll probably go to a different
phone number, right, you know I wouldn't recommend that. Wow,
well you can call it, call it we'll see. Well, look,
the phones are like.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
So people are ragging up about something naughty or nice
they've done over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Right, So you ring up and you tell us something
naughty or nice that you have done. Doesn't have to
be over the weekend, something from the whole year.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Sure, you know, naughty this year or nice.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Give us a good example of something really naughty you
did or something really nice. We'll get a few people
on at once, and then we will choose. Well here,
and then we will choose who gets the.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
Two hundred sample, so people don't sort of bagger it out.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
You give me an example, man, Well, what's something nice
that you did over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
As I said earlier in the show, I delivered the
mates Christmas tree. Oh yeah, that's pretty nice. That's right. Yeah,
what about you, guys?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I want to give you two hundred for that. Well,
I confronted a man naked in the street.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
That's probably naughty.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
That is very nice, though, well he might have thought
it was nice.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Maybe I was forced newded It was essentially street.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I didn't have a shower.

Speaker 4 (31:02):
Dy No, that's naughty.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
That's naughty.

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Well that's not naughty, that's.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Just gross, especially because you said you also climax on
Saturday dead.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
But also, yeah, it was nice and naughty, but also
listen on Sunday for my wife.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Yeah, what about it?

Speaker 3 (31:24):
I made a coffee and a bowl of music with
yogurt and fresh berries, and I brought it into the
boudoir for here. So that was nice of me.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
You probably overboiled the milk. That's probably naughty. Right. This
is all thanks to RTDs. The new Volga Black Currant
and Vodka sour Cherry are out right now. So give
us a call eight hundred hodaki and we'll get three
people tell us whether what you've done that was naughty
or nice, and all decide who gets the two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
And I just say that they need to be a
better standard than all of the examples that we've just applied.
You there, be really good.

Speaker 3 (31:58):
It's the Darkness the.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
Whole Archy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
The Darkness there on the radio. Hod Achi Big Show
now naughty or nice? Thanks so our mates at twoy that's.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Right, thanks to the new two e RCDs and you
Voga Black Current and Vodka sal Cheery out now. They've
given us two hundred dollars to give away every day
for the next two weeks, ho ho hodki. We've going
to have three people come on tell us something naughty
or nice they've done this year or recently, and we

(32:30):
will have to decide flows between us which of the
three gets the two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
Ok good ay, alexey massive backbone? How's life?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (32:37):
Pretty good? Things? So you fellas?

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Good, thanks Alex. So are you naughty or nice? Alex?

Speaker 5 (32:43):
I would lean towards naughty what I did over the weekend?

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
What happened? Mate?

Speaker 5 (32:48):
I was I was up on a ladder paint in
the shed, and I took a dodgy step down, ripped
my pants, you know, one side to the other, and
hung the little fellar out.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
So your balls out of your pants while you're painting
the shed?

Speaker 5 (33:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:05):
Anybody spot you up there? You're sicker?

Speaker 5 (33:08):
I mean I had to finish, but finish.

Speaker 3 (33:12):
I tell you what it would have been. Would have
been a hell of a sight from down below. Yeah,
a couple of ball ors in the there?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Okay, all right, good stuff there, Alex.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
Just hold the line there, Alex. Get a Jemma, Hou's life?

Speaker 1 (33:27):
Not too bad?

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Things?

Speaker 3 (33:28):
That's good?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Are you not?

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Or nice? Gemma? I'm nice?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Why is that?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Earlier in the year, my parents asked me to pick
them up from the airport at one.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
O'clock in the morning.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Right, So I peppily did that, but stood be waiting,
and it was about two o'clock and the last person
had come through and they were not there.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
I realized they.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Told me the wrong date. So then had to go
back the next night at one o'clock in the morning
to pick them up.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Okay, that's quite nice.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Did you let us know?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
Did you let them have it afterwards? Did you have
a guard them?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
No?

Speaker 2 (34:05):
Okay, too nice. Jimmy, Jimmy, have you got kids, Jimmy,
I do?

Speaker 4 (34:12):
Yeah, yeah, I reckon. That's the least you can do
for you appearance, and you know what you put them through.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Yeah, that's true, all right, I tell you what. There
can be a bit of a ball like the old
airport pick uppearance while then as well get a fuzzy
in their Barsett house live.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Fuzzy.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yeah mate, Oh yeah, good, thanks fuzzy not already a
nice fuzzy all of the above actually joke. Yeah, we'll
help me.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Well, so the wife was away, so yeah, so I
had to go feed the chickens, right.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, okay, sin's you been time? Did you feed them
both days?

Speaker 3 (34:50):
Well? She been away for what four days? Now? So,
but yeah, maybe fifty percent of the time.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Yeah, good right, okay, And then what was the nice
thing you did, Fozzy?

Speaker 3 (35:02):
And so the nice thing here gave a cheated check
away to more mates.

Speaker 2 (35:06):
Sorry, are we talking actual sheep and actual chickens here?
Because I'm confused because these are both animals we're talking about.

Speaker 4 (35:12):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, I just want to clarify
one thing. Were they your sheep to give away?

Speaker 3 (35:22):
And they had hair peas? Oh?

Speaker 5 (35:25):
I know?

Speaker 3 (35:25):
Heppee yeah, okay, all.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
Right, so hang on, we're just going to make our decision.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Okay, feelers, what do you think?

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Because we've got a guy whose nuts fell out while
painting the ship.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
That is nice. And Mogan who loves he's all over there.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I wonder if his downstairs ended up looking like a
plaster his radio because he was painting, wasn't he?

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Yeah? Yeah, You've got Jimmy who picked her parents up
two nights in one am because they told her the
wrong day. What's you're feeling on that one, Keezy? I
think that's quite nice, although it's, as you say, it's
the least you can do. Then you got Fozzy who
had to go at himself and then give away some sheep.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
I wonder if he gave away the sheep as penance
for the having a guard himself.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
He felt guilty and he felt like you needed to
do something nice.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
I feel like you need to feel good for having
a gouty.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
But I don't know how Fozzy goes about it. He
could be such a filthy situation. He's running there that
he does feel guilty about it, and he has to
give away eight sheep.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
He's disgusted by him.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
So I think I think maybe we go Fozzy.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
Are we happy with that?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:24):
I'm happy with that. Are you happy with that? Fozzy?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
It sounds good, boys? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (36:29):
Two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Coming your way, buddy, congrats men, Thank you guys, No
worries and cheers to Radio Ho Ho Hodaki.

Speaker 2 (36:38):
That's good stuff.

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Boging, that's going to catch it.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
We should have thought about it years ago. If you
missed out. By the way, another opportunity to do this
tomorrow on the Big Show and every single day for
the next couple of weeks.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
How good He's Queen the Hurdiarchy.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy Queen.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
There on the Radio Hodaki Big Show now coming up
after six o'clock. What's on the TV with Mike Minogue
and also the result of our Big Pole bird flew yes.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Or no, that's right, great bird, bird Pole, great big Pole.
Today you can bet on the Hudaky Big Shows Instagram story.
Do it quick, though, because we'll be taking the results
of that just after. That's true. Good stuff, Mike.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Mike and Kezy. Tune in
week days at four on Radio hod Ikey.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Welcome back to your missive backbones. Hope you have Monday's
going along nicely. You're listening to the Big Show, brought
to you by two.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
We would yeah, yeah, yeah, just get more and more
to get it. You got one?

Speaker 3 (37:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Have you got one? If you wont one? Movie, got one?

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Yeah? Just out of the fridge.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Yeah yeah, just one, mate, Slip on mine? You want
to suck on mine? There's only one.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
You have a hoon on Mogi's Kezy, you don't b
on mine? Brother.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
I wonder if this is what t he headed mind
where they agreed to become part of our show totally. Hey,
can you tell everyone about the new the toy Billboards.
They're back and we're like, yeah, man, meggis canna let
me have a hoon or.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
Hey, just just on that, just on there. Could you
tell everyone what the podcast outro is all about?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
The podcast outtro is bonus content. We do it daily.
You search Ky show, you Searchy Big show where we
get your podcast from, and it's bonus content along with
the highlights packet. It is man Moggie puts them together,
though it doesn't Puggy puts them together seven thirty every
day they come out? Is this one and a half
Moggi's no, here's a question, today's you're.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Cheating because I heard you on the commentary saying that
you've been off them for for eight days, which is
complete bullshit. I know I didn't meant to that at
the half Darry, did you?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (38:50):
And they said, oh no, we can.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Flag bad Hoidi who said that the fellows.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Don't care about you as much as me and true
the fellows they are the feelers, we're the fillers.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Yeah. And I've been looking through Indian restaurants and I'll
have it a little chat to you tomorrow about I
found a place that I think this primo.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Right, okay, because you said you were going to do
that at the top of five o'clock today.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Yeah, yeah, we've got distracted by other stuff we did.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Actually, there's some really good stuff that came up.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Yeah, yeah, are you sure because it seems like it
was nowhere in the actual show planner for today.

Speaker 3 (39:26):
I tell you what.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
It feels like. Jay's just randomly threw that in randomly
and now it's kind of throwing the show off.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Coming up the results of the big pole, which is
boodfully years or no. Yeah, I'm looking forward to this
vibe there, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I think people are like they like a bird flu.
I think I think we all feel the same way Jason,
that there's too many boods.

Speaker 2 (39:44):
We're meant to do this part as part of the
big pot.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Just getting vibe before this is like it's a prediction, Keysy.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
The Hiarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kezy tune in.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Four on Radio jull there on the radio Holdankee Big Show.
But right now it's time for the question today was
bird flu? Yes or no?

Speaker 2 (40:12):
That's right, that's after the news that's not a town
of poultry farm and Otago there had a bird town
of chickens. The town.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
It's devastating a lot of the chickens were plumbers backbones builders.
And so now they've got to kill and this is terrible, man,
a town of chickens and they're all but forty thousand
of them are being executed in the town's square.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yes, And I mean, how's.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
That town going to survivee then, because you're going to
have to get chickens from other towns to move down
there totally and sort of be able to deal with
the infrastructure shortages that you're going to have. Chicken butchers.

Speaker 3 (40:53):
Chicken towns are struggling as it is, Mogi, you know
what I mean? All over the country, the chicken towns
are struggling also. When you butcher all forty thousand residents.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Yeah, well, I don't know how many residents are in
this town, in this chicken town. That might be it
might be ten percent.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
I think it's the entire population of the chicken town.
Are you kidding me? Forty thousands? So this is the
sort of thing, man.

Speaker 4 (41:12):
So when you go down to that supermarket in that town,
you know how many how many chickens does that supermarket
When you just thinking supermarket, how many chickens does that employ?
Chickens that are working on the checkout? You got the
chicken checkout. You got the chickens that post the trolleys,
probably two hundred chickens weekly. Totally, all of those jobs
are gone and all that food's going to rod on

(41:32):
the shelves or something because it's done about it, because
there's no chickens here to clean it up. There's no cleaners.

Speaker 3 (41:37):
Well, you know what I mean, my my whole take,
and it would be that you just cut the chicken
town off. You don't execute everyone, and it just becomes
like a leper colony, think you know what I mean.
And you go and they'll have signs out the front going, yeah,
you know, you enter it your own ruce, enter it
your own work bird flu.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Remember the lockdown we had Humantown up here, people were
still finding ways to get through. You put as much
chicken wire up as you want, but they'll still get out.
But that's the.

Speaker 4 (42:03):
Other thing as well, because there's very few people that
went against it. I remember there was a couple of chicken,
a couple of human gang members that went to KFC
to get some chicken, ironically, and they went across the line.
Didn't they remember that?

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I remember, Well, do you reckon there's any like Chicken
Gang members and the chicken down that might do the
same things.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Well, Chicken towns, you know they have people on both
sides of the of the economic line, don't they. You
have your chicken gang members, you have chickens that are
doing really well.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
That's right.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
A lot of these chickens lost family being executed on
the chicken.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
Tell you what they do have in chicken towns. A
lot of tiney houses.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Anyway. The result of today's big pole which came about
because a chicken farm had a chicken tat positive for
chicken flu.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Wait, so for bird flu to execute.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
I'm surprised that chicken as lethal to a chicken because
to me, the lethal thing about the bird flu doesn't
seem to be the flu. It seems more to be
having their heads chopped off by the humans when they
get the flu. When humans, when humans get the flu,
we tend to just have a lie down on the
couch for a couple of days. We're all good.

Speaker 2 (43:19):
It's because we don't want it to be point from
the chickens to us, you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (43:24):
And as I say, I've had chicken flu and it's
not that bad.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
Sorry, it's such a foo anyway, the result of the
big piles, I would have.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Thought hundred percent, yes, sixty three percent, that's pretty good.
But I have no idea how many humans voted and
how many.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Chickens from chicken Town voted. Well, that's the thing on Checkstagram.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
So sixty three people said no.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
People and thirty seven chickens said yeah, good kill. That's
the big pole.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 3 (43:57):
Kissy Yes indeed guns Roses there on the radio Hodarchy
Big Show this Monday afternoon. Let's talk TV.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Heez's not heavy with us Buffy here he was looking
at it in the reflection of the studio.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
Baby Buffy enough because.

Speaker 3 (44:35):
It's been mopped forward. That's why it looks weird.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
It'll be great tomorrow, fellas. Don't you worry. I got wait.

Speaker 4 (44:41):
I watched some more of Snowhorses. It is passable. I'm
not at the point where it's impassable thing that you
can watch. And then I'm trying to watch land Man,
land Man, land land Man.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Random.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
It's from Taylor or Tyler Sheridan, the guy that did
whatever they stupid Westerners. Yellowstone. Yes, so he's the creator
of it, and it's got Billy Bob Thornton and as
an oil man in Texas. How good. So I'm all
about that. It's on prime video, it's just got it
come out. But I couldn't get it to work. So
I was spewing, what land many going.

Speaker 3 (45:17):
To put that in the.

Speaker 2 (45:19):
You don't like the Yellowstone?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
No, it's too it's too soap opery, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Fair enough. The first season two of that were I enjoyed,
and then I went, now, this is getting stupid.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
I remember they did like a survey here, I think,
and it was the most watched TV show by our audience.
This is probably like two years ago, the most watched
TV show was Yellowstone. I was like, oh, maybe I
should watch it. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
I started it, and some it was a tricky one
because some scenes you're like, oh man, this is awesome,
and then the next scene it'll just be the worst
trash you've ever seen in my life. It's just like
I can't yeah, I can't get through it.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
I watched the movie last night called Four Brothers.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Oh I know that one.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
Mark, You've still got your sky.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
Move Sky Movies there, mate, And you know the good news.

Speaker 4 (46:02):
Is Andre Benjamin's in that as well, is a singer
from Outcast. Just when he decided he didn't want to
be a rapper anymore, he wanted to be an actor.
But when the world found out he could an act
at all.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Sure, Yeah, but then he released a flute album.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
And it's been nominated for a Grammy Album of the Year.

Speaker 2 (46:17):
So good.

Speaker 3 (46:18):
But the great thing about the Sky Movies is that
we're on a new month now, so it's a whole
new pleasure people, because you know, you get in that
cycle where you see all the movies for that month
and you have seen that one. But anyway, you're.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
Describing something that was exciting about twenty years when everyone
first got Sky movie, but when you haven't had it.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
I mean, honestly, who has got Sky Movies? No one
is unbelievable talk into somebody from the past. But it
was one of those movies that was just stupid.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
But yeah, enjoy it. By I'm a big fan of
Mark Wilbert as am. I I think he's great, and
my wife about a fear of the way through this
is stupid.

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Yeah, but you and I said, wow, it is what
it is, darling, And I'm watching it and you've always
been a fan of Mark Wohlburg. Of course, who's you know? Well,
I won't get into the things that he used to do.
I was going to say something, all right.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
I watched a show, you know, Gordon Ramsey, yes, Gino
and the other chef. Yeah, it was just one of
them was on his own going around southern Italy and
it was just on the telly on TV and Z
and we just watched linear TV on TV Z one
and it was mildly enjoyable. He took a steak at
the end with an old lady. It was oldly enjoyable.

(47:27):
This is like good old fashioned tune in at eight
o'clock whatever it is and watch a dude cookies fo Yeah,
and I really enjoyed.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
It three minutes of every sort of eight minutes.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
Back in the day, my wife and I and my daughters,
we were big in the old cooking show.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
That's so enjoyable.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Particularly what was that competition one? I can't remember Mastership
Master Chef and all that sort of stuff. My daughter's
stelling to Master Chef.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Actually Australia, I do like fifty episodes or something totally.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
My mum loves it, so that doesn't make what you
watched less tedious. Keezy, can you watch proper stuff for
the TV Silver Chair?

Speaker 1 (48:04):
The whole Aky Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy White Stripes.

Speaker 3 (48:10):
There on the radio, a whole Larky Big show this
Monday evening. We've got breaking news.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
This is breaking news?

Speaker 3 (48:18):
Did it?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Chase Hey Mogy? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:22):
Man?

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Do you like a surfing turf?

Speaker 4 (48:24):
No? Okay, I think it's weird mixing fish with land meat?

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Do you?

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I think they should be kept separate, because a surfing
turf is a steak with prawns on it or something,
isn't it?

Speaker 3 (48:33):
It can be a combination of seafood and meat, So
it could be like a lamb chop, Yes, a starfish
on top of it? Yeah? Sure, why not? Actually, funnily enough,
I watched a video where a dude was eating starfish
the other day. Oh yes, it was very unpleasant.

Speaker 2 (48:47):
Could it be like a sausage jammed in a kenner?

Speaker 3 (48:50):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 3 (48:51):
That could be qualify as a surf and turf.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
The reason we ask, though, is because surf or turf
is something that's gonna be starting on Radiohodaki chest mates,
that's super liquor. Two great pastimes in New Zealand swinging
the golf clubs or taking the odd surfboard out and
hitting the waves. Yeah, man, you goy surfers no actual though, yeah, actually.

Speaker 3 (49:13):
More of a knee knee boarder, but they're still surfing.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I could picture Jay Mike being a surfer. I rip
it out, I hang five and ten, and that's just
what it's always been for me.

Speaker 3 (49:26):
Yeah, well you got the bod for it.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
Oh yeah, I mean I don't get out in the water, mate,
but I certainly walk around with the board.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Under my arms.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
If I haven't had a curler in a month or two,
I'm hankering. You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
They're not called curlers, Okay, they're called waves Keezy.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
What that surfingacular, mate?

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (49:47):
It's a curl that surfing. Two. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
So when you because when you're going through the what's
it called you the tule the tunnel? Is that called
curling out of tunnel? Is it the tunnel? No?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
The curlers above the tunnel?

Speaker 2 (49:59):
Right, Yeah, We've got a prize for those of you
that are drawn to surfing and those of you that
are drawn to golf. All right, you have to text
either surf to three four eight three or Turf to
three four eight three and you're in the drawer to
win either a surfboard or some brand new golf clubs
drawn thanks to super Licker. Definitely the golf clubs. I've

(50:20):
also got written here that if you text so you've
got surf or turf. If you text perf, you could
win a trip to Australia Perf Perf because you've got
surf and turf. Oh okay, I made that last part up, fellas. Okay,
I'm sorry about that. Did surf to three four eight three?

(50:41):
You can win golf clubs or a surfboard and it's
all cheers to mates.

Speaker 4 (50:45):
It's super like atout Perf the Hold.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Actual big shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keisy.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Well, there you go, your man, bass is the Monday
Show done and dusted. Quiet night for you tonight, Maggie.
This beautiful, beautiful Sunday evening and beautiful Sydney.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
It's magnificent, isn't it?

Speaker 2 (51:10):
Mate?

Speaker 4 (51:10):
Yeah, will be a quiet one. Got some planning to
do for the coming weeks, and yeah, some stuff around
the house to get sorted out. So it's something to
sort it out, isn't there there? Mainly what it is, man,
is I'm surrounded by a lot of stuff, a lot
of stuff. It's not my stuff, yes, but it's just stuff. Yeah,
and it doesn't do wonders for my mental health just

(51:32):
seeing all the stuff line everywhere. You talk about physical things, yeah, yeah,
crap that gets accumulated in your house, but you don't
want to be there. But everyone else is sort of
defending it with their lives.

Speaker 3 (51:43):
I came home from the cricket yesterday. One of our
couches has gone right, and there's a chair there from
my bedroom in the lounge with the Christmas tree.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
What's wrong with that? Well, well, what's wrong with it?

Speaker 4 (51:59):
The couch has gone the couch. Conversation about that, I said,
where did you put the couch?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
And you said, just on the deck there. Oh, so
it's on the dick.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
It's dick couch.

Speaker 3 (52:09):
I've got a dick.

Speaker 4 (52:09):
It's funny you say that because I've just been seeing
a text message today four photos of in now completely
rearranged lounge. When some things are going to be sold.

Speaker 3 (52:20):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Have you got another couch? Is the one you sit
on to watch your stolen's going? Okay? Cool? So you've
still got a couch? Yes, okay, just making sure what
are you up to your keys to figure out if
you're overreacting or not. Tonight, I'm having dinner with my
wife and having a chill one to be honest, fellas,
hopefully get home fast enough after the show to go
for a nice walk around the block for the sunset.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
You're a year of backbone.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
For what that is. It's nice, It's really nice.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
You enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
It's good man, Thank you? What are you doing, Jason?

Speaker 4 (52:50):
Just chilling.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Right anyway?

Speaker 3 (52:55):
Make sure you listen to the podcast. Also check out
our Instagram account. Make sure you tune in tomorrow. Think
I'd say you see nothing a doozy. I can feel
like all us until then.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
See you later, yeah

Speaker 5 (53:10):
H