December 3, 2024 • 50 mins
On today's show, Jase joins the commentator's curse clubs, Mike's moved rooms at the Mogey household and Keyzie wants to spend some quality time together before the holidays.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
to laughs and the world gone man. Yeah right, it's
time to go oversize. This is the biggest, biggest, biggest,
It's the biggest, biggest, shot big show.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Jason Hoych, Mike Minogue and.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna your mad Bar said's great to every comedy
this Tuesday afternoon. It is the third of December twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Brought to you by Twoey. Don't mind if I do
get it in you, yes, please. Also, the towy billboards
have returned, because in this day and age, we can
all do with the laugh fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
So I'm actually, I'm actually I'm up to my eyeballs
and laughs at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Are you over them? Laughs? Are on the way out right?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Laughs is in you? Laughs? Maybe our show going forward?
We just dropped the laughs. Yeah, yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, I sometimes quite like being on a down buzz
you know what I mean, stink bus.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, they call me stink bus. Anyway, you're keep an
eye for the old billboard stuff funny a great yeah,
good stuff. Hate but it'll be honest with your mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've thought about it a lot, and I've decided that
my favorite T shirt of yours is your white one.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
God, it's looking really good. And it may be that
it's a little sea through. Maybe that's what it is.
I don't know, but it's just something about it. And
every time you walk into the office and your white
tidy T shirt there, I put a smile on my face.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mate, how are you grause your mad dog? You're a
sick pervert. I've got more than one white T shirt,
but this particular one is probably see through because I've
had it for so long.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think it's thread beer. It's very fair about thread beer. Yeah,
I can see a sort of a little bit of
the shadow of my nips in there. They taste like
burn meat patties. That's the weird thing. That is the
weird thing. Not only do they look like burnt meat patties,
the taste like wow, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And old kezy, what do you want to You've got
a lovely white because a T.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Shirt is a long sleeve. It's a long sleeve T shirt.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You like your long sleeve teas, don't you? Keysy?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What's that one like covering up. It's Vans, it's just
Advance ship. Yeah, this is a generic white T shirt.
I don't like covering up. I like getting it all out.
Do you just can?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I asked, as you had your hair cut yesterday, Kesey,
did you do your styling today because you weren't heavy
with the starling yesterday?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Did you do it yourself today? No, we're back and
got them to do it. That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna go to the barbers every day and
they're going to do my hair for me. Jason Crazy,
You're looking really good man, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And you know one thing I noticed about you, keyzy,
you got a lovely complexion.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What do I feel like that means I've got a
terrible complexion.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why know, You've got a lovely, healthy complexion.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thanks Jason, you look great too, man. Yeah, thank you man.
Love the ship? Yeah, thank you. Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No, listen, we've got a big, big, showy head. But
let's let's kick it off with a bit of wheeze and.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It just to get us in the mood. What are
we safe to? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Jimmy Hendrix here on the radio hod Achy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Beautiful data is too, hope, it is
beautiful wherever you are in this great country of ours
and fellas. I think it's no through. Get that old,
that old hoodie j is.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Getting getting on in years. Blow in the tooth, yeah, man,
old knocking on Heaven's door.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean, you know, when you get to your sort
of wow, I'm not quite mid forties, but I'm nearly there.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're here, of course, made you know.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And I've noticed when I look in the mirror these days,
apart from my tired eyes and my sort of sallow cheeks,
I notice I'm getting the old grays happening in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The heir of the air and just noticing it, you.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Know, sort of especially on the side there by the
years in the white tufts. And I look across at
you every day as I do, and you're running a
few very distinguished kind of gray hairs.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And you do there and you can barely notice my.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's true, And I just wanted to sort of keep
particularly your view on this s moogie to die or
not to die?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I mean, I'm going to die one day I guess
we all are sure, but when it comes to my hair,
it is. It's a difficult one because I've always been
of the opinion that you just get old, and you
know you die gracefully. You know, the aging process is
what the aging process is, and you just do what
you can and you know you're not going to spend
(04:35):
any sort of money on outside of trying to say
relatively healthy and drinking heaps and smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's what else can you do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well, however, however, I did do a job and an
acting job one time. And I've told the story before,
but I did an acting job and as part of that,
they died my hair.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They took the grays out of it. Oh was that
when you had the speaker shoved up for that? Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I wasn't on that one. No, no, no, I
keep my graves for that one. Nice and so whatever
one it was, I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I come home after having the die the dye job done.
I walked through the door. My wife looks at me
and she said, God, you look so much healthier. Right, okay, God,
you look so much healthier. Now what am I meant
to do with it? So I look unhealthy normally, and
having my hair died makes me look healthy. Well, I
want to look healthy. So do I die in my
(05:28):
hair now? Is that what I meant to do? And
now I've gone too far? Great, because if I start
dying my hair now, people.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are going to notice. You know, what you've got to do,
Mogie is you've got to take like a let's say
there's a few weeks coming up where we're off here
for a long while and people won't see a lot
of stuff from you for a month ago, like cold turkey,
come back, beautiful jit black here, nice black. If you've
got to do it, don't just go to the supermarket
and buy some swats cough or some lorrial or whatever
(05:55):
the hell it is and put it in you, because
it's going to look terrible. If you're going to do it,
you have to go get someone to be like, can
you make it look even slightly believable? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Well there's the trouble is that also I need a
haircut every two weeks, so i'd have to diet every
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah what's that cost? God knows.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, I'm I'm of the old school, you know, And
that's racist.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm like an old ram.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, and I like what you said about growing old
gracefully because that's kind of my tune to it. Yeah, Well,
I've got I'm in a situation now where my testicles
are getting lower. There's a weird thing happening with my nipple.
You know, I haven't got great legs. I'm not you know,
I'm looking my age.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Are you describing yourself now? When you're in your twenties now?
And you know?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And I'm noticing the grays there and I'm thinking back
of it. Man, I'm going to own this stuff. But
then the other side of it here is like that
example from my wife. She finds me more attractive if
I've died my hair.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That horse is long.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So do I do? Honestly, what do I do? My
wife is telling me you are more attractive if you die.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You're here.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
She hasn't seen it. In so many words, you're smarter
than that. It was a comment I'm thinking to myself
here on a minute, does that mean I should be
dying my hair? You know, I don't want it because
either go bald, because my wife likes older bald men.
As we've established on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I want my wife to like me. Yeah, that's a
good point. Or you start wearing like cool hats being
one of those hat guys.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, let's not make it a big part,
but let's check it out on the text line dying
gray hair, Yes or no.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're dying your hair because you're going to make it
like look believable, because if you shout with Jit Black here,
you're just gonna look stupid good. Also, make sure you
do keep an ear out. Over the next twenty minutes
or so, you will hear a cue to call to
come and play our brand new game Naughty or Nice,
But you can win two hundred bucks thanks to our
mates at twoy beautiful. Oh eight hundred urduk is a
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Speaker 1 (07:51):
The whold Aking Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ich.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Isn't it a bit of bush for your Tuesday afternoon?
The other time is four twenty four Now the two
eve Naughty or Nice.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Basically, we want to know if.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You've been naughty or nice this year and you could
win yourself two hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sorry Jason's two hundred bucks. Two hundred bucks cash and
it's going for the next two weeks. Yeah, but it's
sort to celebrate the new vodka Black Current and vodka
Sour Cheery too e RTDs, which are out now. Yeah,
how it works? Did you call up an eight hundred hoda?
Can you tell us whether you've be naughty or nice
and then we'll decide who gets the cash? Great stuff? Keys,
you get a care in your mad Barsett? How's life? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
What are you joy yourself? Son? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Good things mate? Getting by as they say, Karen, what
do you do for a cross?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
By the way, Karen, I worked for a joinery company
here and christ here. You're okay? Now, Karen, have you
been naughty or nice this year?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I think I've been pretty nice because I teamed up
with a cover and we did a charity fundraiser for
some John.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ah. That is that's great stuff. How much did you
raise your mad Dog? We did a copy of It's
in the Bag and we were he's just over fourteen.
That's so nice. It's gonna be tough to beat that one.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Go and see somebody calls them that's been jacking it
or something filthy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The guy that came forward, his balls fell out of
his pants. Craig.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And see what Craig's got to say, get a Craig,
you advice?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I was life. Yeah, it's going good, good, Craig. Naughty
are nice?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I guess I've been a little bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What's happened, mate, talk us through it? Go on?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I guess mid year and I had the police helicopter
come on and give me a visit, and then the
armed defender squad.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
So yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Little bit naughty for what reason? You're sick?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Leading off fireworks that I have left over?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And the neighbors recorded me for a firearm and they
seence a helicopter. They reported you for firearms.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, with their guns.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So yeah, wow what what? What? What time of the
year is this, Craig? And are you Are you in Auckland? Yeah, Auckland,
West Auckland.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, not sure, you see, because that's bane of my life,
the fireworks people I love.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I live just up the road here.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And can I say that we have we have the
police helicopters over us every single night, ten times a
night as well.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yes, it's extraordinary out west. It's like living in Vietnam.
Helicopters every word it's bloody crazy al right, fellas.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So the call is between Craig and Karen. Where are
we sitting? Just put Craig on the bottom on hold there, obviously, Craig,
I love that a helicopter came to his house, Defenders,
it's pretty a bit of overkill, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I feel like if the cops had shot him, that
would have put him over the line. For me, well,
I think the fact that he wasn't shot. I don't
know if raising fourteen grand feels like it's pretty, it's
as good as if we're not going to give it
for that, then do the people that have done good
deeds all year do they have even any chance?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Really? Yeah? Fick or I'm gone caring all right, let's
hey kearny there man mate. Yeah, you got yourself two
hundred bucks mate. Awesome, thanks to yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hi, And awesome to you Karen for raising fourteen grand
for St.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
John. Good on you your backbone.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
That's a weally cause.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And obviously that's just Actually, if you did raise fourteen
grand for Saint John's, you might have made it all
up just so you could win two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And why wouldn't you ye out your Karen, you're a
good basard, mate, so you hold on pugs and give
you some trash and Craig. If you listen to mate,
we'll give you a little toy prize pack or something too,
so no one goes I'm empty handed this Christmas feelers Yeah,
good stuff, mate, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
The whole achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Sound good in there on the radio. Hold akee Big
show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Fellas. Yes, oh man, Christmas shopping am I right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He was just saying he's already done all of his
and he's just been hounded by couriers at the moment
because he's ordered so many prizzies.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah right, it's a box is just full of like
we've your parcels been dispatched and I don't know who
it's from, where it's coming. But that's cooling about me
and my career. That's good chats. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I try and avoid, personally speaking, I try to avoid
going to the malls and all that sort of stuff
that they can be a little bit it can raise
the old blood pressure a bit. Keysy, you know what
I'm saying, brother.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can I Yeah? Man? Mogy. Just can I just make
a point by the way, please do I just nearly
got my point out.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
But before you get into that. For the first time
ever in my life, on the on the motorway this
last weekend, sure they had warnings on the motorway severe
shopping traffic, take care.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And it was the black Fridays we talked about.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Sorry, sorry mag as you were, Thanks mate. So what
do I do for my shopping is rather than be
stuck in those traffic as he is there, Jase, I
go and trade me, cool, I go and trade me
and Jesus, I've found some bloody good stuff on there, man,
Like at the moment I've found they've got these somebody
(13:10):
is selling in these Luca Rio okay, leather two seater sofas.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They're bloody beautiful. They've got two of.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Them, this guy. But he's selling them separately all women.
I don't know, how do you know?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's okay?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And yeah they're they're gorgeous. Bought two and a half
years ago for his office. But he's sort of getting more.
He's hiring more people or her and sort of need
some space to get some more desks.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In there. Couches.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
These couches there, they're retailing for two thousand, one hundred
dollars brand new. You can buy now for twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Wow, Is that's not a Christmas presents? Someone selling like
you could?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I mean imagine if you did, well, we need a
couch too. So there's two of those. You can either
buy one or get both of them to get the peer.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What So for example, this this Christmas deal you're talking about,
who would you and your family be getting this prison for?
I mean anybody? I mean who do you love the most?
You know?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I mean who do you really love them want to
make their lives better? That would be my question. Now
that's in Auckland, pick up in Graylen.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Now something else that he's got the sky or person
or somebody else completely it could be yes, is selling
a couple of standing a couple of standing desks? Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Okay, and the thing with these ones and he's got
two of them or they've got these enhanced dual motors
in them so you could just push your butt and
it's got presepts on it and it can go up
and down, so it's good for your keys. You don't
want to be sitting down all day. Man, you want
to get up and about so you want to be
standing up. So two of these he brought these a
(14:42):
couple of years ago for his office or her, but
he's he's getting more more people in there hides and
more people, so they needs a space. So two of
those desks. This is unreal, isn't it? Pick up in Graylan,
don't you nice?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So nothing says Christmass to me like a stand up down.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Here's the thing they can do either you go in
between and just sort of hunch over. Yeah, so there's
three possibilities there. Anyway, I thought these were bloody brilliant.
So what I've done is I've put them up on
my Instagram. You go along to my stories here and
I've put the links on and you can just go
straight there.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And can I just I've just got something that's bugging me. Yes,
I'm bugging. Are you the guys selling these things? Mogi?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy The Hdarchy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hunger is indeed.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Your chance to get in the jaw too when flights
an accommodation to the q MEU Classic car and hot
Ride festival.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's right, it's a it's it is one of i'd
say two or three massive car based events that happen
around New Zealand that if you are into cars in
any way you have to go along in three days.
It's the seventeenth eighteenth, nineteenth of January. You can book
a site and stay the night. Actually there. Yeah, it's
a swamp mate, this classic. It's bloody brilliant. I'll be
there with wheels on keysy, don't you worry about it?
(16:12):
May say? Good a, Mitch, how's life your may Admastard?
Good on your mate? Tell you?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, good things mate. What do you do for a
crust Mitch? A backbone?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
All right? And what what are you currently running vehicle wise?
I'm just currently doing up a nine to seventy eight
Corolla wagon. Oh we're talking chrome bumpers, Mitch. Yeah, well
I'll rust the air but we'll get there. We'll get there. Yeah,
I've got one of those mogi true. Yeah, you gony
with geezer if you want me. Yeah, good idea. That
(16:47):
sounds sick man. Good stuff mate.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Where you stay on the line, Mitch and old pak
Sam will put you on the drawer.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Good a. Gym house life, mate, good mate yourself? Yeah,
good things, Jim. What do you do for a crust?
I'm a crow chase for.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
A soccer.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Bet, Jim.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
All right, yeah, we're wondering.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
We're wondering where your bean mate, because your car is
ready to raise. Oh I know, just been really busy man.
Don't come in here and try and get on board
with Hoidy Jam. I know he doesn't actually have a
stock car, does he? Well, I think the person the pudding. Yeah, Jim,
do I have a stock car?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
You don't, mate?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, it's all ready to go. You come down the
park and they'll put you in one on you. Hey, Jim,
what are you running with? Car Ice?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I just got an old tight to highlander.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I'll see you soon, Jim. But in the meantime I'll
get puck doing to put you on the draw.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Good luck mate, Thank you? Can I carry your mad barst?
How's life? Yeah? Good boys mate? How's your Tuesday going? Carrie?
Bloody hot down here and crosshirrm. Actually i've heard because
we're we're obviously in Sydney, but I've heard that in Chryshi.
It's been about twenty eight or so degrees the last
few days. Wow, yeah, that's true, mate. You got your
(18:05):
cat off shorts on, brother, I'm just going home and
get them on.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah yeah, tell me carry You got one of those
cars with the top down?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, no, I'm running as at the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Diesel. Good stuff? Yeah, good stuff? Will you sat on
the line to carry? You're in the drawer, make good luck?
Thanks boy man. So you don't know the name of
a car that has the top down, but you drive
stock cars? Yeah, well they What is the name of
a car that's got to lid there? Ja, I don't know,
like people be yelling into the red right now. Yeah,
(18:41):
like a coupe. There's a two door car?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Convertible? Yeah, a convertible.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You didn't know, but I thought you were saying something
specifically specific. Car that headed Yeah, yeah, sure, like what
I don't know, Mercedes converned.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Mercedes, that's good. Convertible to convertible, all of those, Yeah,
Scoda convertible. You can see all of these at the
QBU Classic Karen hot Rod Festival seventeen eighteenth, nineteenth of January.
I'll see you there. Good stuff. He's radio head the.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Hole Acuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Very nice.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's a tune, man, it is a great It's a
bloody good tune. Really.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It really resonated with me today for some reason when
I was listening to it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
In your eyes, closed your feet on the desk and
you would lean back. Yeah. Yeah, a half mongrel and
I'm very tired. Oh you know, if I could be
who you wanted, you know, just really touched me now.
Also fake plastic trees, you know, Christmas trees, some of
them are fake place that's true. Key Christmas song. Not
in my house though.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Hey know, liston coming up after five o'clock we're speaking
of Christomas.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
We want to talk about our Christmas do coming up.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
We want to we need to organize that fund the
Big Show, yeah, and lots of other stuff has always
after five o'clocks.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The whole Iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hold Ike here, welcome back to your massive backbones. Have
your Tuesdays is going along very nicely. The time is
four minutes past five and you're listening to the Big
show brought to you by two.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, get it in you YU, don't mind if I do. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Actually, this sort of day is perfect for a too.
He actually fellas sitting on your decks there or your
outside ears have a nice quiet toy or two have.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
A to or two. I don't mean to derail the
whole combat, because whatevers. If I say something sill like that,
then we just go quiet. Well, No, it's sort of
because it's sort of got two meanings here, doesn't it?
Two E like the beer and then two how many beers? Yeah,
I was just thinking that through what you said, Kesy,
(21:01):
it was it was a thing. It wasn't a little
conversation stop or anything like that, Which is that we
sort of sat down in the stink of it and
just dwelled on it for a while. I didn't notice that.
Well now, I just feel like every time I say something,
you guys are just going to give a big old
man's nappy type situation afterwards and say nothing, what's coming
(21:25):
up to see Jason? What I tell you what?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Speaking of celebrations and all that sort of jazz moggie,
of course, we've got to organize a big show Christmas Party.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, that's right, I forgot about it. Yeah, not
very nice, is it? Jose I love it. It's good.
I could see Moggie thinking about it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I should have been a little bit faster there, but yeah,
I'm looking forward to that man the Big Show because
obviously there's a Hordeche one, there's a wider one at
the company here, but we do one specifically just for
the for the backbones that work here on the Hedeche
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And if anyone's got any ideas what we should do,
text through on three four eight three. By the way,
you can ring yourself until we rise. Peck I thought
we each just present maybe a pitch, each pitch with
a p and will vote on which one's got Who's
got the best idea? A fellers, Sure, sure it's Pearl jam.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The hod Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keith oh Ye.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Now we've got to organize the Big
Show Christmas Party. Fellers, have we got any ideas, any thoughts?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Let's jam this? Can I go first? Sure? All right?
So it's been a long year, fellas, it's been a
great year.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's been about three hundred and sixty odd days give
take well not quite yet.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
To see him hasn't finished yet, but it's not It
will take quite a lot. Okay. So my idea we
make the most of the beautiful weather. That's about. Maybe
we select someone's who's got Have you got a deck, Mogi?
My place is off limits. He's got a huge deck. Yeah. Yeah,
you've got a couple of decks at your place. Jas
one of them's bagged.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, one of my outside, my back deck is rooted.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah. My other two decks are very small. You've got
three dicks.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I've got three decks, Yeah, I actually got four decks.
You've got you're running a quad dick quad decks. But
they're all small decks apart from my back.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Deck, which is resive, but it's rooty. Yeah, it's falling apart. Yeah,
what do you mean? What do you mean? Well saying
we could all gather at someone's house, Ah, yeah, Mogi's
is off limits any reason. Ah the birds man, because
there's birds in a tree that okay. Or we can
maybe meet in like a park somewhere a public area
(23:31):
or a bitch. Yeah, we'll take a picnic. Will each
bring some some beers and things like, maybe some ties, Well,
maybe order some pizza, take their little backyard cricket set,
get a bit of that going. Bring the partners, you know,
bring the partners, get something going. Maybe we could play
some partner game partner like, you know, some Christmas type stuff.
We could do Secret Santa. Maybe we sit a thirty
doll a limit. We do that, and then afterwards, once
(23:53):
it hits like sort of five in the afternoon or something,
we go to a nearby like a curry joint, because
we always like to go and have a curry together.
The start oho one in the afternoon. Well, you know,
it's been a long year we've worked together, so I
just thought we could.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Well that's funny you should say that I mentioned the
carry because of course I owe you guys to carry
and prospective just on that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Jase, can I just get the cash for that? Hang on,
this is a different topic.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well no, but I was singing for the Christmas to
you know what, I could combine the fact that I
owe you guys a meal and your partners. We could
make that our Christmas too. And I, with that in mind,
have made a booking in the Lynn Moore food court.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
So you've made a booking and a food courts.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Can all just come along and just order whatever you
want and pays for it, and then we can do
you know, five dollar precincts of swaps.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I've been there. Is it like twenty bucks for a
combo or something? There? You a little drink and a
little nun drink. It's just a curry or whatever. Yeah, yeah, drinks.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, I'll bring a couple of big bottles at all
and p or something like that and some plastic cups
and sort.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Of how long will this go for where we sort
of kick or anything? Half an hour and then it's
not a Christmas party. We meant to re celebrating.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
We can celebrate while we're sitting down eating whatever we've
got from.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
The food court. Yes, yes, you went.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Well, I'm keen, but I was sort of thinking that
we could go to there's a bloody nice place just
around the corner, actually around here, fire cats.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh yeah, isn't that like a strippers or something.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's yeah, it's like a strippers, but I mean they've
got personalities too key, you know, it's not just them,
has only been about the fact that they're nude and dancing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I'm not pigeonholing sick tunes. I'm not pigeonholing any like.
I'm just I'm just saying my wife's coming. Yeah, well,
all we have to include the partners. Will be my
first question. My wife would be into it. Jason's wife's
into it. They've got a sick little they've got a
sick little buffet. They've got the nice but what do
you call the something Marie the bay Maries. So you've
(25:54):
got your they've got sort of like troughs of sort
of carries there and uh a bit of bears mad
rice or chicken fried rice, all that sort of thing
that just sits off to the side. You can help
yourself anytime, anytime.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Is it like all you can eat at the strippers?
Oh yeah, I love me a trough right well over
there and you're seeing fill your bootsman, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Three four eight three vote, give us some ideas and
you can win a Telly Price pack. He's a cure.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Us indeed mus here on the radio Hodankee Big Show.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Now we've just been jamming ideas for our Christmas party
fell us for the Big Show our keys. He wants
to do a sort of picnic type scenario. I want
to do a food hall type scenario, court food court
type scenario, and Maggie wants a strip joint which.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Also has a buffet. Well, it's more for the buffet. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
In fact, the stripping part of it is almost as
a separate thing because the food there is out of this.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Will it's background sort of action. Oh absolutely, Yeah. Yeah,
you don't want partners to come.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Well, I just sort of feel like it's bonding opportunity
for us to sort of just talk about the stuff
that's going on over there. I mean, I guess it's
your cool, But you know, they haven't been they haven't
been at work with us all year. Where would they
be at the work do what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean what have they done?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I know, it's just couldn't we just do talk about
stuff over a picnic? Like my idea? Oh, we could.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Look, there is no right or wrong here, Kizy. I'm
just coming to the table with a couple of ideas
and options it's like it's like the Throbber. It's very
much like the Throbber.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Some people have suggested stuff on three four eight three.
Have you heard of the beer cycle? It's that thing
that you pedal on you like, eight people pedal on
it and it goes around the downtown area. You drink
beers and going a bit of a tour. Someone's sort
of a massive one of those sort of look a
look at us, we're on a bike sort of thing.
That's right. Someone here's good offered a discount undred percent
(27:53):
discount and we don't have to go on it. Yeah,
so is it one person cycling and eight people drinking beers? No,
it's eight people cycle and drinking Beersies. What about this?
You should go to the strip club and see if
you can spark a bit of life into Hoodie Jay's downstairs.
So that's a cool. That's a good idea as well.
(28:13):
For sure, I'm totally open to that. But it's not,
of course you are. You seem a bit too keen
for it. Oh you know, I like like Mogi, I'm
into the buffet more than you know, the perving. But
all I can say about that strip club man, good
eating the buffet ie to the front. Hey, guys, for
(28:34):
your Christmas, do you can do barbecue meat patties and
then compare the color to the real burnt ones that
you guys all have. Yeah, it's an option. Get maggeted
at Hoodie Jay's batch. Watch out for some unwonted guests though. Yeah,
I was going to suggest the batch, but then you know,
I've been burnt on. Boy, that hurt me bad. It
(28:56):
hurt me bad. But a golf in, some cold bruise
and a barbie back one of the Flower's house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, except for the.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Golf and we're going to let at your house because
of the birch, yeah, col bruiser, and my my deck's rooted,
so your deck is rooted.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Why don't we just why don't we just put it off?
Why don't we just rain check it this year and
we'll do something for Eastern next year next year. I
feel like that's something you'd say, and then we'll never
actually do it because we'll circle it and circle it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Siri, can you circle Eastern next year for the Hodaki
Big Show and you.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Make sure it's a Hodaki Big Show. Christmas Dude, Big
Show Christmas du Jays. You don't have an iPhone, They
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I've got a little bit of food Fighters on a
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Now listen. Summer is here, fellers.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
And on the eighteenth of January there's a great sporting
occasion called the Black Clash, which Radio Hodarky and the
ACC are a big part of and you need to
listen up and be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
You're talking about the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black
Clash and association with Wolfbrook. It rolls off the tees,
rolls off the tongue. If you would like to win
tickets for you and to mate to be in the
best seats in the house aka sitting with Mogi and
I in a hot tub on the boundary line for
the first innings, plus have free flights, free accommodation and
a ride on the tram. Then he's hodak you dot
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(30:21):
also be sitting in the ACC Export Ultra party zone
as well. It's probably one of the best sporting events
in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Bloody exciting stuff, hey, fellows. Over the weekend I was
listening to the ACC coverage of the first cricket Test
between the Black black Caps in England. Yes, Hoidy Jay,
it was a Sunday there, so you were commentating. You
were commentating with some of New Zealand's best commentator is
going to say that thanks Jeremy Wells, Tony Lyle may
have been involved, Big Sandy, top.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Notch Manaiah he wasn't there. Ah cool and I want
to work with him. What's happened is ja.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So I've noticed over time that you've spoken about the
fact that you never ever do or have never been
involved in a commentator's curse. A commentator's curse is when
you praise a New Zealand cricketer and then they get
out in short shift right, and this is.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Similar. So I've had the worst one in the history
of the commentary this year. When I see it when
shee Harris Savina was kicking the two pointers to win
the game from right out in front and he had
missed so many, I said, as a bit of a
joke and not even Harris Savina can miss it from here.
He missed it, we lost, and the most hate male
it as.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Soon as you said it, and I was like, oh yeah,
I don't know about that. But anyway, while we're listening
to that coverage, I heard, Jason, I heard you make
this comment.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Cast comes in now bowling to Smith on twenty one,
defends and chest like soliders are off.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, he's good, isn't he Smith? Smith? Yeah? I like
the cut of his jet maker. Yeah, very good.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I think he's going to offer us a lot in
the years to come.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
So the comment that you made there was that Smith
is looking as solid is a rock. Yes, Now this
was the commentary for the very next delivery.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Cast comes in again, the steps back and he's giving
him that was unplayable and so many respects keep low
as well, absolutely unplayable delivery.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Does that qualify do you think? I'm just asking the question.
Does that qualify as a commentator's curse as.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Someone who's done them? I think absolutely it is absolutely?
Can I be honest? What it was deliberate?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It was deliberate because I it is a terrible thing to.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Admit to and say, yeah, I was over it and
you wants I wanted to get done intousset so I
could go home and do the lot.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Does a little part of you believe that commentary curses work. Absolutely,
there is really, yes, because I don't think they have
anything to do with anything. I think it's just a
flocking funny And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I dropped a few bombs along the way. Actually that
was the only one that got picked up by the
English right and it was plumb too.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So yeah, there you go. Intentional commentary curse, I'll own it.
So you intentionally will in New Zealand to lose fastest, Well,
I could go home.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I think it was that it was a foregone conclusion,
was that point. Yes, Lane and Mike Lane had a
bit of a shocker as well, Whereas halfway through saying
that the partnership between the two batsmen, the person that
was newest to the crease was the biggest in the
history of New Zealand and as he was getting those
words out, a first ball duck to bludle. Yes, yeah,
(33:33):
so that was There was a few rippers across that game.
When's the next commentary start, Jason Friday?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
But yes, and no curses from Hordy j bloody exciting
man down down at the Basin Reserve, one of the
great test venues, not just in New Zealand but the
world sold out. Oh that's sublime.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, welcome back your massive Backbones. Now coming up after
six o'clock as usual, What's on the tv with Mike
Minoga and also a bit of a development and some
a bit of an update I guess on Mogi's bird
situation at his house.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
We've got a we have had a situation with the
avian of the avian variety around our joint, and so
just coming up with some solutions.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yeah, because they wake you up early in the morning.
I work very early in the morning. I actually have
never seen them. I need to get out there and
have a geeze at them.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I think sure, because I mean, like, can you tell
any toy there's a mine? No, No, I like it.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I like a toy, although that starts to annoy you.
But one of them is definitely a minor yea minus
a filthy bars.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Dirty dirty yeah. Yeah, yeah, I saw one of them.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
He was up in that tree and he's made his
nest out of a filthy baby baby's diaper. Yeah, that's
the kind of thing they do, kids of their animals.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Filthy bastards.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The whole iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday's going along
very nice. You're listening to the big show brought to
you by Towey.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah right, get it in, get it in there. As
the self proclaimed to Reverend Voice of the Nation too,
he reckons the world's gotten a little too serious, and
I agree. I'd agree with it same. Everyone is just
just needs to chill and have a bit of a laugh.
You know that's also true. Yeah, you can do that
by seeing the old te billboards. They failers. That's true
as well. Thanks man, that's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I think if actually, if we had more to e
billboards than they're just absolutely everywhere everyone they have a
huge girl on their face.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You know what I'd like to see? You know how
you have like wind mills all over like a paddock
or something. Sure, what are you talking?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
You know, when you're flying into Wellington for example, those
wind mills, sorry turbines.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
They should do that with twy billboards. They should generate power,
but or generate happiness. You go the power of laughter.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Hey, you know the podcast outro today, which is warm
up to the radio show how we covered a lot
of very serious issues day.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
But I don't know what the specific clip is.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Gasy? This one is about dementia chat that's right about that.
So let's just say, Jason, god forbid, you had it right. Yes,
we can sit up a little studio with the microphone
and you just do radio and we potty it up,
you know, and you distribute it. You put a paywak.
Actually it'll be the biggest thing you ever did. You
(36:24):
have no idea how would that be? Exactly exactly it is?
And you can have guests and stuff on. Oh yeah,
the guests aren't. They will just tell you that this
person did something.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I'm just trying to think of the title of it.
Maybe it could be called pardon.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ah yeah yeah, sorry, yeah, very If you want to
listen to there by the way puts it out every
night seven thirty along the highlights package of our show,
just search Radio Hoduck you ever get your potties from?
But right here, right now, it's fat time.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah yeah, I love the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hodarchy Navana.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
They're on the Radio hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
This glorious Tuesday evening in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Isn't it glorious? It's lovely like people are going to
be confused the last pretending we're in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Oh look, you can't. The thing about letter is keezy.
You can't imagine that people out there are stupid, all right,
and there's nothing you can do to control that they are.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
They're going to believe it, and if they're not, they won't.
Exactly what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, fellers, the birds, the birds outside my house. And
as you all know, and the listeners will know, this
has been going on for as long as we've moved
into this new house as well. We've got a tree
immediately outside out We've got a bunch of trees immediately
outside our bedroom window, but one in particular seems to
be home to the noisiest birds known to man. And
(37:52):
they get up at different times. They sort of one
will get up, so the first one gets up at
about four and he starts going. Then at four thirty
some else takes over, and then at five and at
five thirty, and then at six o'clock they stop. They
go out and get some food. But as soon as
they start that's me I'm awake. So I'm awake from
four or four thirty every single day.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
And what's even worse than that than me losing a
couple of hours sleep at night, is that my wife
sleeps through it. Of course she doesn't hear anything at all.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yes. Are you traditionally a light sleeper? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah I am. But these birds are out the gate.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It's absolutely ridiculous, except my wife doesn't think, so she
just sleeps to it. She probably likes the although she
did get waken up the other day. She wasn't laughing then,
was she.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
So you know, I'm trying to get one of those
chickens that's got the bird floor, you know, and rub
it up and down, the rub it all over the tree.
But I'm finding it very hard to get my hands
on one. So in the meantime, what I've had to
do is I've actually moved out of our bedroom and
I've moved into the spear bedroom. Just me, Wow, I've
moved in there and it's good.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I was going to say, are you're loving it? I
am loving it. I am sleeping so well. I am
slept like the first night I slept till three point thirty,
so that was probably five and a half six hours
of sleep I'd had then, which is normally what I
get in the night, and then had a little drink
of water, and then back to sleep till a quarter
to seven. Now I haven't slept that much of my life.
(39:18):
A really noisy drink of water as well. I was sleept.
I didn't worry about banging the bottle back down on
the table. I was loving it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
And then the other thing that's happened, which is quite good,
is now we're like flat mats. Sure, and so we
might be cruising up and down the old the old
corridor there, and my flat might say to me, give
me the old head nod. Yeah, the old head nod there,
you know what I mean. Yeah, So it's actually brought
a new dimension into the relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I'm all for it. Nice, I'm loving it. The problem
with the flat situation, though, is you don't you know
that there's a saying you don't something the crew, Yeah yeah,
your pen and the company.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Well but I think we've sort of got it covered that,
you know. Yeah, yeah, okay, we're married, Oh you're true.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Ultimately, and would they out of curiosity happened in the
spare room or the man.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I think we need to go into jas are. You're
missing the point here, but yeah, it's it's it's been.
It's been good. It's been good for the relationship, I think. Whenever,
especially for my sleep, Yeah, which is important. You knowed
you sleep, Jason apparently. So yeah, whenever one of us
in our household, me and my flatty, my wife, whenever
one of us gets sort of covidy symptoms. Yeah, and
(40:32):
so the other one will have a big weekends and say,
just to be safe, you sleep in the spear room.
One of us will. Right. We always have a really
great sleep. And it's always like, why don't we just
have our separate rooms? But something about that. Ultimately the
next night nap can't do it back into the as
you always have a good sleep.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
My wife and I we've got the two single beads now, yes, right,
what's the thing you know with the doily in between?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
You get a little crochet blanket and a crochet.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Blank it's been revolutionary. Yes, just boom, she's not tossing
and turning.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You're tossing. I'm tossing frantically. But it doesn't affect her
and then you know, we sleep like babies. Yeah, now
they're going to go. That's great, Magie. Thanks mag Big
Show Podcast, Foster.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
The people there on the radio Hdarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll started watching Day of the Jackal
on the New One with Red Maine Eddie Redmain, Yeah,
(41:50):
on TV and Z Plus.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's an age old story, isn't it. That one I
can't remember it came from. But the Jackal was a
real person who was a real assassin, and somebody wrote
a really a novel about it.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, I did not know that, and.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's been redone. Bruce Willis was in one version pre dementia,
and it's great locations. It's it's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because is the Jackal? Do you know what I mean?
It's neither here nor there, but you keep watching it
because it's got great locations.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
I like Eddie Redmain. He's a good actor and he's
an interesting dude just to look at. But then there's
all this sort of other stuff which I'm not the
person that's chasing him. I'm not entirely into her storyline.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
So that the storyline is based on something that actually did.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
No, this is they use it the Jackal name, which
is from a book which I think was William Forsyth,
maybe Bruce Forsyth.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, yeah, and then they're just stealing that name. And
so it's pretty decent action. It's fine, fine, now, just
on there. Last night I went on to Prime Idiot
and found man, ah, you did Billy Billy Bob. And
actually initially it was quite hard to find. For some reason.
I found and then you know, Bob's your uncle. There
(43:09):
it is and Billy Bob, and so I went, oh, great,
But then drama.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Last night, My wife was out to dinner with her
book club friends, and so I went on, Actually, I'll
wait for her to come home.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
That's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I won't start the series until she comes sweet. She
likes Billy Bob as well, and usually her you know,
book club stuff, she gets through pretty damn quick.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Didn't get home to court to ten. Well, hope you're furious.
I was furious and went straight to bed.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
I imagine that she came home. The house was in darkness.
She sort of tiptoed and to get a drink of
water from the sink and as she's sipping it, you
turn the lamp on. You're sitting in the arm chair
in the corner by the Christmas tree that you've got there.
You say, what time do you call this? She drops
the glass smash. Oh, I didn't see you there?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Is that? How it happened? Were you them? Your dad?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Is?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
That?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Is bang on? You're definitely a guy that would have
one of those lamps that has a pool string on it.
Definitely all your lighting in your house is just those.
Can I just clarify though?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I pulled the lamp light on and I went, hello, Darley, Oh,
fist that's nice, And then I said.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's nice, that's really good. Frederic Forsyth wrote the Day
of the Jacket or Bruce. I watched another episode of
that Gino do the Chef in Italy and Pulia, yeah,
really nice man. He cooked a dish which was basically mussels, cheese, rice, shrimp,
(44:42):
rice again, tomato and potatoes like a lasagna, and you
put it in a big oven for an hour and
then afterwards you eat it with your family and everyone
loved it. According to the TV show, I just don't
like the cheese element. He said the same thing for me.
It was the muscles, right, there was actually a Spanish dish. Well,
your muscles can offter be very half. Yeah, you're overcooked. Yeah,
but these were cooked beautifully and you're going to take
(45:04):
the tongue out as well. You know, it's confusing. There's
two gallipolis, is there? One in Turkey obviously, and then
there's a Gallipoli in the south of Italy right on
the boot there on the boot heel, there's.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
A cambridge in New Zealand. And did you know there's
a cambridge in England as well?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
You were joking? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hadark Green.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now,
we were talking yesterday about surf and turf where we fellers. Yeah,
whether you were into your surfing or you're into your golf, yes,
and whether you wanted to win like a surfboard and
awesome golf clubs.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
And I tell you what up awesome golf clubs. Yeah,
no either or yeah either and or golf club See
I'm I'm of the mind where I just see which
one was most expensive and then just win that one.
And then sell it.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, I've got some questions about it. But off here,
I do notice that there is a surfboard out in
the outer office. Here is related.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
That is related, but that's for us to film a
little video with. It's not the one we're giving away
because it's used.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
And I'll be honest with your fellows, I have no
idea what a surfboard costs. If you said how much
were you would you pay for a surfboard?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
How much would you pay for a surfboard?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Didn't have a clue, have a guess man, one hundred
bucks yeah, and golf clubs eight fifty.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'd say both of those things are into the thousands.
So it's a hell of a prize. We are giving
it away thanks to mates. It's super liquor covering all
the bases this summer, which is bloody exciting. If you'd
like to win the surfboard, text the word surf to
three four eight three. If you'd like to go on
the drawer to win the clubs, tix the word turf
to three four eight three. If you'd like to win
a massive voucher to an adult entertainment store, yes, text
(46:47):
girth g u R if girth. What's to three four eight? No,
I just made that one up falling g I r th. Yeah, No,
I know girth, but I thought i'd try and spell
it like the other two.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
All right, yeah, yeah, about a thousand bucks for a surfboard, okay,
is it just like one of them?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Okay, just like a bog standing.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
And I paid eight fifty for my clubs, that's what
I based my but they were cheap, a cheap.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
This is all things to super lick it up. Cheers,
super cheers to that, and cheers the summer. This will
be running over the summer periods and plenty of opportunities
to get yourself on the drawer. Just take surf to
three four eight three or turf and you could be
a winner.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
For whodarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well, there you go, your mad bards. That's a big
show done and us for your Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What are your plans tonight? I won't be doing a
hell of a lot, man. We probably just tidy up
the house a little bit. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
I want to do more with my evenings. That sort
of the only thing I can think of to do
would be to have a few beers.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (48:02):
What are your Seinfeld and go a bit early. Well,
I always go to be an early keys and you
got me there, brother, And yeah, I don't know. The
missus has gone out for a bit, so I guess
that means I'll watch something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Just kidding. I really am just killing time until the
end of the week. I really am all year. I'm
killing just to get to the holidays. What about like
go out for ice cream with who I don't know? You?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Well, if I go out, then my daughter will be
home by yourself, So that's no good.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
That's no good. I can't take her out because you'll
be asleep. Yeah, okay, I feel.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Quite sad about the idea of Maggie going out and
buying an ice cream buy.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
By old single scoop. Moggie, just one scoop for me, thanks,
one hundreds and thousands, better not chocolate dip. Tonight, I'm
going to film the Christmas special of Game and two Halves.
Hoody Jay's coming and he has made me feel terrible
all week about the fact that I asked him to
be on it.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Well, The great thing about it is you're probably going
to learn to regret it because you've been really driving
hard to try and get hodj on the show.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Has Matt the producer, really wanted hod Jail on the show.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, sure, but you've been campaigning hard, said look, I'm
not interested, and you kept on pounding him until until
you got a year. You really did pound them until
you had no choice, and in fact you ambushed him.
Was the producer of the show, so you had to
say yes. So I am so interested to see how
it goes and to see if you regret.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I think does as well. Yeah, well we're off to
Mount Wellington. The sky out there, it's lovely. I'm sorry,
but Mount Wellington's better than ol West. I used to
live out that way them valley pinrose Pinrose Road.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, so that's what I'm going to be. Apparently I'm
filming something. It's a TV show, yeah, which is going
to be out in a week or so. Right by
the way, Well know, because you're filming it tonight, audience, so.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I can drop a few of the bombs and stuff
like that. Just try and keep the racism to a minimum. Okay, Yeah,
it's not you don't need to get rid of it completely,
but the six of Stuff Jason, Hey listen.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Check out the Instagram account, check out the podcast Till Tomorrow,
See you later, Bye,
The Big Show on Holdaki cheers Twoey from bringing back
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
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Speaker 3 (00:20):
I'm gonna your mad Bar said's great to every comedy
this Tuesday afternoon. It is the third of December twenty
twenty four, and you, my friends, are listening to the
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Brought to you by Twoey. Don't mind if I do
get it in you, yes, please. Also, the towy billboards
have returned, because in this day and age, we can
all do with the laugh fellers.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
So I'm actually, I'm actually I'm up to my eyeballs
and laughs at the moment.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Are you over them? Laughs? Are on the way out right?
Speaker 5 (00:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Laughs is in you? Laughs? Maybe our show going forward?
We just dropped the laughs. Yeah, yeah, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 3 (00:53):
Well, I sometimes quite like being on a down buzz
you know what I mean, stink bus.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Yeah, they call me stink bus. Anyway, you're keep an
eye for the old billboard stuff funny a great yeah,
good stuff. Hate but it'll be honest with your mogi.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I've thought about it a lot, and I've decided that
my favorite T shirt of yours is your white one.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
God, it's looking really good. And it may be that
it's a little sea through. Maybe that's what it is.
I don't know, but it's just something about it. And
every time you walk into the office and your white
tidy T shirt there, I put a smile on my face.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Mate, how are you grause your mad dog? You're a
sick pervert. I've got more than one white T shirt,
but this particular one is probably see through because I've
had it for so long.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I think it's thread beer. It's very fair about thread beer. Yeah,
I can see a sort of a little bit of
the shadow of my nips in there. They taste like
burn meat patties. That's the weird thing. That is the
weird thing. Not only do they look like burnt meat patties,
the taste like wow, what do you mean?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And old kezy, what do you want to You've got
a lovely white because a T.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Shirt is a long sleeve. It's a long sleeve T shirt.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
You like your long sleeve teas, don't you? Keysy?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
What's that one like covering up. It's Vans, it's just
Advance ship. Yeah, this is a generic white T shirt.
I don't like covering up. I like getting it all out.
Do you just can?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I asked, as you had your hair cut yesterday, Kesey,
did you do your styling today because you weren't heavy
with the starling yesterday?
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Did you do it yourself today? No, we're back and
got them to do it. That's what I'm gonna do.
I'm just gonna go to the barbers every day and
they're going to do my hair for me. Jason Crazy,
You're looking really good man, Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
And you know one thing I noticed about you, keyzy,
you got a lovely complexion.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
What do I feel like that means I've got a
terrible complexion.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Why know, You've got a lovely, healthy complexion.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Thanks Jason, you look great too, man. Yeah, thank you man.
Love the ship? Yeah, thank you. Hey.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
No, listen, we've got a big, big, showy head. But
let's let's kick it off with a bit of wheeze and.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
It just to get us in the mood. What are
we safe to? Okay?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
The Holearchy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Jimmy Hendrix here on the radio hod Achy Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Beautiful data is too, hope, it is
beautiful wherever you are in this great country of ours
and fellas. I think it's no through. Get that old,
that old hoodie j is.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Getting getting on in years. Blow in the tooth, yeah, man,
old knocking on Heaven's door.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I mean, you know, when you get to your sort
of wow, I'm not quite mid forties, but I'm nearly there.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
You're here, of course, made you know.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
And I've noticed when I look in the mirror these days,
apart from my tired eyes and my sort of sallow cheeks,
I notice I'm getting the old grays happening in.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
The heir of the air and just noticing it, you.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Know, sort of especially on the side there by the
years in the white tufts. And I look across at
you every day as I do, and you're running a
few very distinguished kind of gray hairs.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
And you do there and you can barely notice my.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
It's true, And I just wanted to sort of keep
particularly your view on this s moogie to die or
not to die?
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I mean, I'm going to die one day I guess
we all are sure, but when it comes to my hair,
it is. It's a difficult one because I've always been
of the opinion that you just get old, and you
know you die gracefully. You know, the aging process is
what the aging process is, and you just do what
you can and you know you're not going to spend
(04:35):
any sort of money on outside of trying to say
relatively healthy and drinking heaps and smoking cigarettes.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
It's what else can you do? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Well, however, however, I did do a job and an
acting job one time. And I've told the story before,
but I did an acting job and as part of that,
they died my hair.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
They took the grays out of it. Oh was that
when you had the speaker shoved up for that? Yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Yeah, I wasn't on that one. No, no, no, I
keep my graves for that one. Nice and so whatever
one it was, I can't remember.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
I come home after having the die the dye job done.
I walked through the door. My wife looks at me
and she said, God, you look so much healthier. Right, okay, God,
you look so much healthier. Now what am I meant
to do with it? So I look unhealthy normally, and
having my hair died makes me look healthy. Well, I
want to look healthy. So do I die in my
(05:28):
hair now? Is that what I meant to do? And
now I've gone too far? Great, because if I start
dying my hair now, people.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Are going to notice. You know, what you've got to do,
Mogie is you've got to take like a let's say
there's a few weeks coming up where we're off here
for a long while and people won't see a lot
of stuff from you for a month ago, like cold turkey,
come back, beautiful jit black here, nice black. If you've
got to do it, don't just go to the supermarket
and buy some swats cough or some lorrial or whatever
(05:55):
the hell it is and put it in you, because
it's going to look terrible. If you're going to do it,
you have to go get someone to be like, can
you make it look even slightly believable? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Well there's the trouble is that also I need a
haircut every two weeks, so i'd have to diet every
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah what's that cost? God knows.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Yeah, I'm I'm of the old school, you know, And
that's racist.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I'm like an old ram.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah, and I like what you said about growing old
gracefully because that's kind of my tune to it. Yeah, Well,
I've got I'm in a situation now where my testicles
are getting lower. There's a weird thing happening with my nipple.
You know, I haven't got great legs. I'm not you know,
I'm looking my age.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Are you describing yourself now? When you're in your twenties now?
And you know?
Speaker 3 (06:39):
And I'm noticing the grays there and I'm thinking back
of it. Man, I'm going to own this stuff. But
then the other side of it here is like that
example from my wife. She finds me more attractive if
I've died my hair.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
That horse is long.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
So do I do? Honestly, what do I do? My
wife is telling me you are more attractive if you die.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
You're here.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
She hasn't seen it. In so many words, you're smarter
than that. It was a comment I'm thinking to myself
here on a minute, does that mean I should be
dying my hair? You know, I don't want it because
either go bald, because my wife likes older bald men.
As we've established on the show.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
I want my wife to like me. Yeah, that's a
good point. Or you start wearing like cool hats being
one of those hat guys.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Yeah yeah, yeah, let's not make it a big part,
but let's check it out on the text line dying
gray hair, Yes or no.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
You're dying your hair because you're going to make it
like look believable, because if you shout with Jit Black here,
you're just gonna look stupid good. Also, make sure you
do keep an ear out. Over the next twenty minutes
or so, you will hear a cue to call to
come and play our brand new game Naughty or Nice,
But you can win two hundred bucks thanks to our
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Speaker 1 (07:51):
The whold Aking Big Show with Mike and Kezy tune
in week days and four on Radio hod Ich.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Isn't it a bit of bush for your Tuesday afternoon?
The other time is four twenty four Now the two
eve Naughty or Nice.
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Basically, we want to know if.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You've been naughty or nice this year and you could
win yourself two hundred bucks cash.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Sorry Jason's two hundred bucks. Two hundred bucks cash and
it's going for the next two weeks. Yeah, but it's
sort to celebrate the new vodka Black Current and vodka
Sour Cheery too e RTDs, which are out now. Yeah,
how it works? Did you call up an eight hundred hoda?
Can you tell us whether you've be naughty or nice
and then we'll decide who gets the cash? Great stuff? Keys,
you get a care in your mad Barsett? How's life? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (08:29):
Good?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
What are you joy yourself? Son? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:31):
Good things mate? Getting by as they say, Karen, what
do you do for a cross?
Speaker 2 (08:35):
By the way, Karen, I worked for a joinery company
here and christ here. You're okay? Now, Karen, have you
been naughty or nice this year?
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
I think I've been pretty nice because I teamed up
with a cover and we did a charity fundraiser for
some John.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
Ah. That is that's great stuff. How much did you
raise your mad Dog? We did a copy of It's
in the Bag and we were he's just over fourteen.
That's so nice. It's gonna be tough to beat that one.
Speaker 4 (09:07):
Go and see somebody calls them that's been jacking it
or something filthy.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
The guy that came forward, his balls fell out of
his pants. Craig.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
And see what Craig's got to say, get a Craig,
you advice?
Speaker 2 (09:19):
I was life. Yeah, it's going good, good, Craig. Naughty
are nice?
Speaker 1 (09:25):
I guess I've been a little bit naughty.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
What's happened, mate, talk us through it? Go on?
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I guess mid year and I had the police helicopter
come on and give me a visit, and then the
armed defender squad.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
So yeah, a.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Little bit naughty for what reason? You're sick?
Speaker 3 (09:39):
Leading off fireworks that I have left over?
Speaker 2 (09:41):
And the neighbors recorded me for a firearm and they
seence a helicopter. They reported you for firearms.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
Yeah, with their guns.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
So yeah, wow what what? What? What time of the
year is this, Craig? And are you Are you in Auckland? Yeah, Auckland,
West Auckland.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
No, not sure, you see, because that's bane of my life,
the fireworks people I love.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
I live just up the road here.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
And can I say that we have we have the
police helicopters over us every single night, ten times a
night as well.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yes, it's extraordinary out west. It's like living in Vietnam.
Helicopters every word it's bloody crazy al right, fellas.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So the call is between Craig and Karen. Where are
we sitting? Just put Craig on the bottom on hold there, obviously, Craig,
I love that a helicopter came to his house, Defenders,
it's pretty a bit of overkill, he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (10:37):
I feel like if the cops had shot him, that
would have put him over the line. For me, well,
I think the fact that he wasn't shot. I don't
know if raising fourteen grand feels like it's pretty, it's
as good as if we're not going to give it
for that, then do the people that have done good
deeds all year do they have even any chance?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Really? Yeah? Fick or I'm gone caring all right, let's
hey kearny there man mate. Yeah, you got yourself two
hundred bucks mate. Awesome, thanks to yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Hi, And awesome to you Karen for raising fourteen grand
for St.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
John. Good on you your backbone.
Speaker 6 (11:14):
That's a weally cause.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
And obviously that's just Actually, if you did raise fourteen
grand for Saint John's, you might have made it all
up just so you could win two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And why wouldn't you ye out your Karen, you're a
good basard, mate, so you hold on pugs and give
you some trash and Craig. If you listen to mate,
we'll give you a little toy prize pack or something too,
so no one goes I'm empty handed this Christmas feelers Yeah,
good stuff, mate, good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
The whole achy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keezy.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Sound good in there on the radio. Hold akee Big
show this Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Fellas. Yes, oh man, Christmas shopping am I right? Oh?
Speaker 3 (11:55):
He was just saying he's already done all of his
and he's just been hounded by couriers at the moment
because he's ordered so many prizzies.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah right, it's a box is just full of like
we've your parcels been dispatched and I don't know who
it's from, where it's coming. But that's cooling about me
and my career. That's good chats. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I try and avoid, personally speaking, I try to avoid
going to the malls and all that sort of stuff
that they can be a little bit it can raise
the old blood pressure a bit. Keysy, you know what
I'm saying, brother.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
Can I Yeah? Man? Mogy. Just can I just make
a point by the way, please do I just nearly
got my point out.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
But before you get into that. For the first time
ever in my life, on the on the motorway this
last weekend, sure they had warnings on the motorway severe
shopping traffic, take care.
Speaker 2 (12:42):
I've never heard of that.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
And it was the black Fridays we talked about.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
Sorry, sorry mag as you were, Thanks mate. So what
do I do for my shopping is rather than be
stuck in those traffic as he is there, Jase, I
go and trade me, cool, I go and trade me
and Jesus, I've found some bloody good stuff on there, man,
Like at the moment I've found they've got these somebody
(13:10):
is selling in these Luca Rio okay, leather two seater sofas.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
They're bloody beautiful. They've got two of.
Speaker 4 (13:16):
Them, this guy. But he's selling them separately all women.
I don't know, how do you know?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
It's okay?
Speaker 4 (13:21):
And yeah they're they're gorgeous. Bought two and a half
years ago for his office. But he's sort of getting more.
He's hiring more people or her and sort of need
some space to get some more desks.
Speaker 2 (13:30):
In there. Couches.
Speaker 4 (13:33):
These couches there, they're retailing for two thousand, one hundred
dollars brand new. You can buy now for twelve hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Wow, Is that's not a Christmas presents? Someone selling like
you could?
Speaker 4 (13:43):
I mean imagine if you did, well, we need a
couch too. So there's two of those. You can either
buy one or get both of them to get the peer.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
What So for example, this this Christmas deal you're talking about,
who would you and your family be getting this prison for?
I mean anybody? I mean who do you love the most?
You know?
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I mean who do you really love them want to
make their lives better? That would be my question. Now
that's in Auckland, pick up in Graylen.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
Now something else that he's got the sky or person
or somebody else completely it could be yes, is selling
a couple of standing a couple of standing desks? Oh wow?
Speaker 4 (14:21):
Okay, and the thing with these ones and he's got
two of them or they've got these enhanced dual motors
in them so you could just push your butt and
it's got presepts on it and it can go up
and down, so it's good for your keys. You don't
want to be sitting down all day. Man, you want
to get up and about so you want to be
standing up. So two of these he brought these a
(14:42):
couple of years ago for his office or her, but
he's he's getting more more people in there hides and
more people, so they needs a space. So two of
those desks. This is unreal, isn't it? Pick up in Graylan,
don't you nice?
Speaker 2 (14:58):
So nothing says Christmass to me like a stand up down.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
Here's the thing they can do either you go in
between and just sort of hunch over. Yeah, so there's
three possibilities there. Anyway, I thought these were bloody brilliant.
So what I've done is I've put them up on
my Instagram. You go along to my stories here and
I've put the links on and you can just go
straight there.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
And can I just I've just got something that's bugging me. Yes,
I'm bugging. Are you the guys selling these things? Mogi?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
What The Hiarchy Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hdarchy The Hdarchy Big Show.
Speaker 2 (15:39):
Hunger is indeed.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
Your chance to get in the jaw too when flights
an accommodation to the q MEU Classic car and hot
Ride festival.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
That's right, it's a it's it is one of i'd
say two or three massive car based events that happen
around New Zealand that if you are into cars in
any way you have to go along in three days.
It's the seventeenth eighteenth, nineteenth of January. You can book
a site and stay the night. Actually there. Yeah, it's
a swamp mate, this classic. It's bloody brilliant. I'll be
there with wheels on keysy, don't you worry about it?
(16:12):
May say? Good a, Mitch, how's life your may Admastard?
Good on your mate? Tell you?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
Yeah, good things mate. What do you do for a
crust Mitch? A backbone?
Speaker 2 (16:26):
All right? And what what are you currently running vehicle wise?
I'm just currently doing up a nine to seventy eight
Corolla wagon. Oh we're talking chrome bumpers, Mitch. Yeah, well
I'll rust the air but we'll get there. We'll get there. Yeah,
I've got one of those mogi true. Yeah, you gony
with geezer if you want me. Yeah, good idea. That
(16:47):
sounds sick man. Good stuff mate.
Speaker 3 (16:48):
Where you stay on the line, Mitch and old pak
Sam will put you on the drawer.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Good a. Gym house life, mate, good mate yourself? Yeah,
good things, Jim. What do you do for a crust?
I'm a crow chase for.
Speaker 1 (16:59):
A soccer.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
Bet, Jim.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
All right, yeah, we're wondering.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
We're wondering where your bean mate, because your car is
ready to raise. Oh I know, just been really busy man.
Don't come in here and try and get on board
with Hoidy Jam. I know he doesn't actually have a
stock car, does he? Well, I think the person the pudding. Yeah, Jim,
do I have a stock car?
Speaker 5 (17:22):
You don't, mate?
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yeah, it's all ready to go. You come down the
park and they'll put you in one on you. Hey, Jim,
what are you running with? Car Ice?
Speaker 5 (17:31):
I just got an old tight to highlander.
Speaker 7 (17:36):
Hey what.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
I'll see you soon, Jim. But in the meantime I'll
get puck doing to put you on the draw.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Good luck mate, Thank you? Can I carry your mad barst?
How's life? Yeah? Good boys mate? How's your Tuesday going? Carrie?
Bloody hot down here and crosshirrm. Actually i've heard because
we're we're obviously in Sydney, but I've heard that in Chryshi.
It's been about twenty eight or so degrees the last
few days. Wow, yeah, that's true, mate. You got your
(18:05):
cat off shorts on, brother, I'm just going home and
get them on.
Speaker 3 (18:08):
Yeah yeah, tell me carry You got one of those
cars with the top down?
Speaker 1 (18:13):
No, no, I'm running as at the moment.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Diesel. Good stuff? Yeah, good stuff? Will you sat on
the line to carry? You're in the drawer, make good luck?
Thanks boy man. So you don't know the name of
a car that has the top down, but you drive
stock cars? Yeah, well they What is the name of
a car that's got to lid there? Ja, I don't know,
like people be yelling into the red right now. Yeah,
(18:41):
like a coupe. There's a two door car?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (18:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (18:48):
Convertible? Yeah, a convertible.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
You didn't know, but I thought you were saying something
specifically specific. Car that headed Yeah, yeah, sure, like what
I don't know, Mercedes converned.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Mercedes, that's good. Convertible to convertible, all of those, Yeah,
Scoda convertible. You can see all of these at the
QBU Classic Karen hot Rod Festival seventeen eighteenth, nineteenth of January.
I'll see you there. Good stuff. He's radio head the.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Hole Acuy Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kesy.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Very nice.
Speaker 7 (19:29):
Man.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
That's a tune, man, it is a great It's a
bloody good tune. Really.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
It really resonated with me today for some reason when
I was listening to it.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
In your eyes, closed your feet on the desk and
you would lean back. Yeah. Yeah, a half mongrel and
I'm very tired. Oh you know, if I could be
who you wanted, you know, just really touched me now.
Also fake plastic trees, you know, Christmas trees, some of
them are fake place that's true. Key Christmas song. Not
in my house though.
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Hey know, liston coming up after five o'clock we're speaking
of Christomas.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
We want to talk about our Christmas do coming up.
Speaker 3 (20:01):
We want to we need to organize that fund the
Big Show, yeah, and lots of other stuff has always
after five o'clocks.
Speaker 2 (20:09):
Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
The whole Iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio.
Speaker 3 (20:18):
Hold Ike here, welcome back to your massive backbones. Have
your Tuesdays is going along very nicely. The time is
four minutes past five and you're listening to the Big
show brought to you by two.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, get it in you YU, don't mind if I do. Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 3 (20:31):
Actually, this sort of day is perfect for a too.
He actually fellas sitting on your decks there or your
outside ears have a nice quiet toy or two have.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
A to or two. I don't mean to derail the
whole combat, because whatevers. If I say something sill like that,
then we just go quiet. Well, No, it's sort of
because it's sort of got two meanings here, doesn't it?
Two E like the beer and then two how many beers? Yeah,
I was just thinking that through what you said, Kesy,
(21:01):
it was it was a thing. It wasn't a little
conversation stop or anything like that, Which is that we
sort of sat down in the stink of it and
just dwelled on it for a while. I didn't notice that.
Well now, I just feel like every time I say something,
you guys are just going to give a big old
man's nappy type situation afterwards and say nothing, what's coming
(21:25):
up to see Jason? What I tell you what?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Speaking of celebrations and all that sort of jazz moggie,
of course, we've got to organize a big show Christmas Party.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
All right, that's right, I forgot about it. Yeah, not
very nice, is it? Jose I love it. It's good.
I could see Moggie thinking about it. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
I should have been a little bit faster there, but yeah,
I'm looking forward to that man the Big Show because
obviously there's a Hordeche one, there's a wider one at
the company here, but we do one specifically just for
the for the backbones that work here on the Hedeche
Big Show.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
And if anyone's got any ideas what we should do,
text through on three four eight three. By the way,
you can ring yourself until we rise. Peck I thought
we each just present maybe a pitch, each pitch with
a p and will vote on which one's got Who's
got the best idea? A fellers, Sure, sure it's Pearl jam.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
The hod Aki Big Shows with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keith oh Ye.
Speaker 3 (22:17):
Stone Temple pilots here on the Radio Hodaki Big Show
this Tuesday afternoon. Now we've got to organize the Big
Show Christmas Party. Fellers, have we got any ideas, any thoughts?
Speaker 2 (22:25):
Let's jam this? Can I go first? Sure? All right?
So it's been a long year, fellas, it's been a
great year.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
It's been about three hundred and sixty odd days give
take well not quite yet.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
To see him hasn't finished yet, but it's not It
will take quite a lot. Okay. So my idea we
make the most of the beautiful weather. That's about. Maybe
we select someone's who's got Have you got a deck, Mogi?
My place is off limits. He's got a huge deck. Yeah. Yeah,
you've got a couple of decks at your place. Jas
one of them's bagged.
Speaker 3 (22:57):
Yeah, one of my outside, my back deck is rooted.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Yeah. My other two decks are very small. You've got
three dicks.
Speaker 3 (23:03):
I've got three decks, Yeah, I actually got four decks.
You've got you're running a quad dick quad decks. But
they're all small decks apart from my back.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
Deck, which is resive, but it's rooty. Yeah, it's falling apart. Yeah,
what do you mean? What do you mean? Well saying
we could all gather at someone's house, Ah, yeah, Mogi's
is off limits any reason. Ah the birds man, because
there's birds in a tree that okay. Or we can
maybe meet in like a park somewhere a public area
(23:31):
or a bitch. Yeah, we'll take a picnic. Will each
bring some some beers and things like, maybe some ties, Well,
maybe order some pizza, take their little backyard cricket set,
get a bit of that going. Bring the partners, you know,
bring the partners, get something going. Maybe we could play
some partner game partner like, you know, some Christmas type stuff.
We could do Secret Santa. Maybe we sit a thirty
doll a limit. We do that, and then afterwards, once
(23:53):
it hits like sort of five in the afternoon or something,
we go to a nearby like a curry joint, because
we always like to go and have a curry together.
The start oho one in the afternoon. Well, you know,
it's been a long year we've worked together, so I
just thought we could.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Well that's funny you should say that I mentioned the
carry because of course I owe you guys to carry
and prospective just on that.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
Jase, can I just get the cash for that? Hang on,
this is a different topic.
Speaker 3 (24:18):
Well no, but I was singing for the Christmas to
you know what, I could combine the fact that I
owe you guys a meal and your partners. We could
make that our Christmas too. And I, with that in mind,
have made a booking in the Lynn Moore food court.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
So you've made a booking and a food courts.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
Can all just come along and just order whatever you
want and pays for it, and then we can do
you know, five dollar precincts of swaps.
Speaker 2 (24:42):
I've been there. Is it like twenty bucks for a
combo or something? There? You a little drink and a
little nun drink. It's just a curry or whatever. Yeah, yeah, drinks.
Speaker 3 (24:51):
Well, I'll bring a couple of big bottles at all
and p or something like that and some plastic cups
and sort.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Of how long will this go for where we sort
of kick or anything? Half an hour and then it's
not a Christmas party. We meant to re celebrating.
Speaker 3 (25:07):
We can celebrate while we're sitting down eating whatever we've
got from.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
The food court. Yes, yes, you went.
Speaker 4 (25:13):
Well, I'm keen, but I was sort of thinking that
we could go to there's a bloody nice place just
around the corner, actually around here, fire cats.
Speaker 2 (25:21):
Oh yeah, isn't that like a strippers or something.
Speaker 4 (25:23):
It's yeah, it's like a strippers, but I mean they've
got personalities too key, you know, it's not just them,
has only been about the fact that they're nude and dancing.
Speaker 2 (25:33):
I'm not pigeonholing sick tunes. I'm not pigeonholing any like.
I'm just I'm just saying my wife's coming. Yeah, well,
all we have to include the partners. Will be my
first question. My wife would be into it. Jason's wife's
into it. They've got a sick little they've got a
sick little buffet. They've got the nice but what do
you call the something Marie the bay Maries. So you've
(25:54):
got your they've got sort of like troughs of sort
of carries there and uh a bit of bears mad
rice or chicken fried rice, all that sort of thing
that just sits off to the side. You can help
yourself anytime, anytime.
Speaker 7 (26:06):
Is it like all you can eat at the strippers?
Oh yeah, I love me a trough right well over
there and you're seeing fill your bootsman, that's really good.
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Three four eight three vote, give us some ideas and
you can win a Telly Price pack. He's a cure.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
The Darky Big Show week days from four on Radio
hod Ike.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
Us indeed mus here on the radio Hodankee Big Show.
Speaker 3 (26:30):
Now we've just been jamming ideas for our Christmas party
fell us for the Big Show our keys. He wants
to do a sort of picnic type scenario. I want
to do a food hall type scenario, court food court
type scenario, and Maggie wants a strip joint which.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Also has a buffet. Well, it's more for the buffet. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4 (26:46):
In fact, the stripping part of it is almost as
a separate thing because the food there is out of this.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
Will it's background sort of action. Oh absolutely, Yeah. Yeah,
you don't want partners to come.
Speaker 4 (26:58):
Well, I just sort of feel like it's bonding opportunity
for us to sort of just talk about the stuff
that's going on over there. I mean, I guess it's
your cool, But you know, they haven't been they haven't
been at work with us all year. Where would they
be at the work do what I'm saying?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
Yeah, yeah, I mean what have they done?
Speaker 1 (27:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I know, it's just couldn't we just do talk about
stuff over a picnic? Like my idea? Oh, we could.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
Look, there is no right or wrong here, Kizy. I'm
just coming to the table with a couple of ideas
and options it's like it's like the Throbber. It's very
much like the Throbber.
Speaker 2 (27:28):
Some people have suggested stuff on three four eight three.
Have you heard of the beer cycle? It's that thing
that you pedal on you like, eight people pedal on
it and it goes around the downtown area. You drink
beers and going a bit of a tour. Someone's sort
of a massive one of those sort of look a
look at us, we're on a bike sort of thing.
That's right. Someone here's good offered a discount undred percent
(27:53):
discount and we don't have to go on it. Yeah,
so is it one person cycling and eight people drinking beers? No,
it's eight people cycle and drinking Beersies. What about this?
You should go to the strip club and see if
you can spark a bit of life into Hoodie Jay's downstairs.
So that's a cool. That's a good idea as well.
(28:13):
For sure, I'm totally open to that. But it's not,
of course you are. You seem a bit too keen
for it. Oh you know, I like like Mogi, I'm
into the buffet more than you know, the perving. But
all I can say about that strip club man, good
eating the buffet ie to the front. Hey, guys, for
(28:34):
your Christmas, do you can do barbecue meat patties and
then compare the color to the real burnt ones that
you guys all have. Yeah, it's an option. Get maggeted
at Hoodie Jay's batch. Watch out for some unwonted guests though. Yeah,
I was going to suggest the batch, but then you know,
I've been burnt on. Boy, that hurt me bad. It
(28:56):
hurt me bad. But a golf in, some cold bruise
and a barbie back one of the Flower's house. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah, except for the.
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Golf and we're going to let at your house because
of the birch, yeah, col bruiser, and my my deck's rooted,
so your deck is rooted.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Why don't we just why don't we just put it off?
Why don't we just rain check it this year and
we'll do something for Eastern next year next year. I
feel like that's something you'd say, and then we'll never
actually do it because we'll circle it and circle it.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
Siri, can you circle Eastern next year for the Hodaki
Big Show and you.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
Make sure it's a Hodaki Big Show. Christmas Dude, Big
Show Christmas du Jays. You don't have an iPhone, They
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (29:45):
I've got a little bit of food Fighters on a
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Now listen. Summer is here, fellers.
Speaker 3 (29:50):
And on the eighteenth of January there's a great sporting
occasion called the Black Clash, which Radio Hodarky and the
ACC are a big part of and you need to
listen up and be a part of it.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
You're talking about the Hot Spring SPA T twenty Black
Clash and association with Wolfbrook. It rolls off the tees,
rolls off the tongue. If you would like to win
tickets for you and to mate to be in the
best seats in the house aka sitting with Mogi and
I in a hot tub on the boundary line for
the first innings, plus have free flights, free accommodation and
a ride on the tram. Then he's hodak you dot
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(30:21):
also be sitting in the ACC Export Ultra party zone
as well. It's probably one of the best sporting events
in New Zealand.
Speaker 4 (30:27):
Bloody exciting stuff, hey, fellows. Over the weekend I was
listening to the ACC coverage of the first cricket Test
between the Black black Caps in England. Yes, Hoidy Jay,
it was a Sunday there, so you were commentating. You
were commentating with some of New Zealand's best commentator is
going to say that thanks Jeremy Wells, Tony Lyle may
have been involved, Big Sandy, top.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
Notch Manaiah he wasn't there. Ah cool and I want
to work with him. What's happened is ja.
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So I've noticed over time that you've spoken about the
fact that you never ever do or have never been
involved in a commentator's curse. A commentator's curse is when
you praise a New Zealand cricketer and then they get
out in short shift right, and this is.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Similar. So I've had the worst one in the history
of the commentary this year. When I see it when
shee Harris Savina was kicking the two pointers to win
the game from right out in front and he had
missed so many, I said, as a bit of a
joke and not even Harris Savina can miss it from here.
He missed it, we lost, and the most hate male
it as.
Speaker 4 (31:31):
Soon as you said it, and I was like, oh yeah,
I don't know about that. But anyway, while we're listening
to that coverage, I heard, Jason, I heard you make
this comment.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
Cast comes in now bowling to Smith on twenty one,
defends and chest like soliders are off.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Okay, he's good, isn't he Smith? Smith? Yeah? I like
the cut of his jet maker. Yeah, very good.
Speaker 3 (31:54):
I think he's going to offer us a lot in
the years to come.
Speaker 4 (31:56):
So the comment that you made there was that Smith
is looking as solid is a rock. Yes, Now this
was the commentary for the very next delivery.
Speaker 6 (32:04):
Cast comes in again, the steps back and he's giving
him that was unplayable and so many respects keep low
as well, absolutely unplayable delivery.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
Does that qualify do you think? I'm just asking the question.
Does that qualify as a commentator's curse as.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Someone who's done them? I think absolutely it is absolutely?
Can I be honest? What it was deliberate?
Speaker 5 (32:33):
Was it?
Speaker 2 (32:34):
It was deliberate because I it is a terrible thing to.
Speaker 3 (32:38):
Admit to and say, yeah, I was over it and
you wants I wanted to get done intousset so I
could go home and do the lot.
Speaker 2 (32:46):
Does a little part of you believe that commentary curses work. Absolutely,
there is really, yes, because I don't think they have
anything to do with anything. I think it's just a
flocking funny And I'll be honest with you.
Speaker 3 (32:56):
I dropped a few bombs along the way. Actually that
was the only one that got picked up by the
English right and it was plumb too.
Speaker 2 (33:04):
So yeah, there you go. Intentional commentary curse, I'll own it.
So you intentionally will in New Zealand to lose fastest, Well,
I could go home.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
I think it was that it was a foregone conclusion,
was that point. Yes, Lane and Mike Lane had a
bit of a shocker as well, Whereas halfway through saying
that the partnership between the two batsmen, the person that
was newest to the crease was the biggest in the
history of New Zealand and as he was getting those
words out, a first ball duck to bludle. Yes, yeah,
(33:33):
so that was There was a few rippers across that game.
When's the next commentary start, Jason Friday?
Speaker 2 (33:39):
But yes, and no curses from Hordy j bloody exciting
man down down at the Basin Reserve, one of the
great test venues, not just in New Zealand but the
world sold out. Oh that's sublime.
Speaker 1 (33:53):
Big Show podcast.
Speaker 3 (33:54):
Yeah, welcome back your massive Backbones. Now coming up after
six o'clock as usual, What's on the tv with Mike
Minoga and also a bit of a development and some
a bit of an update I guess on Mogi's bird
situation at his house.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (34:07):
We've got a we have had a situation with the
avian of the avian variety around our joint, and so
just coming up with some solutions.
Speaker 5 (34:15):
Yeah, because they wake you up early in the morning.
I work very early in the morning. I actually have
never seen them. I need to get out there and
have a geeze at them.
Speaker 2 (34:23):
I think sure, because I mean, like, can you tell
any toy there's a mine? No, No, I like it.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
I like a toy, although that starts to annoy you.
But one of them is definitely a minor yea minus
a filthy bars.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
Dirty dirty yeah. Yeah, yeah, I saw one of them.
Speaker 4 (34:38):
He was up in that tree and he's made his
nest out of a filthy baby baby's diaper. Yeah, that's
the kind of thing they do, kids of their animals.
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Filthy bastards.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
The whole iching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Keyzy
Tune in week days and four on Radio hod Ike.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Welcome back your massive backbones. Hope your Tuesday's going along
very nice. You're listening to the big show brought to
you by Towey.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah right, get it in, get it in there. As
the self proclaimed to Reverend Voice of the Nation too,
he reckons the world's gotten a little too serious, and
I agree. I'd agree with it same. Everyone is just
just needs to chill and have a bit of a laugh.
You know that's also true. Yeah, you can do that
by seeing the old te billboards. They failers. That's true
as well. Thanks man, that's good stuff.
Speaker 4 (35:24):
I think if actually, if we had more to e
billboards than they're just absolutely everywhere everyone they have a
huge girl on their face.
Speaker 2 (35:29):
You know what I'd like to see? You know how
you have like wind mills all over like a paddock
or something. Sure, what are you talking?
Speaker 3 (35:37):
You know, when you're flying into Wellington for example, those
wind mills, sorry turbines.
Speaker 2 (35:43):
They should do that with twy billboards. They should generate power,
but or generate happiness. You go the power of laughter.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
Hey, you know the podcast outro today, which is warm
up to the radio show how we covered a lot
of very serious issues day.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
But I don't know what the specific clip is.
Speaker 6 (36:02):
What is it?
Speaker 2 (36:03):
Gasy? This one is about dementia chat that's right about that.
So let's just say, Jason, god forbid, you had it right. Yes,
we can sit up a little studio with the microphone
and you just do radio and we potty it up,
you know, and you distribute it. You put a paywak.
Actually it'll be the biggest thing you ever did. You
(36:24):
have no idea how would that be? Exactly exactly it is?
And you can have guests and stuff on. Oh yeah,
the guests aren't. They will just tell you that this
person did something.
Speaker 3 (36:35):
I'm just trying to think of the title of it.
Maybe it could be called pardon.
Speaker 2 (36:40):
Ah yeah yeah, sorry, yeah, very If you want to
listen to there by the way puts it out every
night seven thirty along the highlights package of our show,
just search Radio Hoduck you ever get your potties from?
But right here, right now, it's fat time.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Yeah yeah, I love the Hdarchy Big Show weekdays from
four on Radio Hodarchy Navana.
Speaker 3 (37:07):
They're on the Radio hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday evening.
This glorious Tuesday evening in Sydney.
Speaker 2 (37:14):
Isn't it glorious? It's lovely like people are going to
be confused the last pretending we're in Sydney.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
Oh look, you can't. The thing about letter is keezy.
You can't imagine that people out there are stupid, all right,
and there's nothing you can do to control that they are.
Speaker 2 (37:25):
They're going to believe it, and if they're not, they won't.
Exactly what are you going to do?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Yeah, fellers, the birds, the birds outside my house. And
as you all know, and the listeners will know, this
has been going on for as long as we've moved
into this new house as well. We've got a tree
immediately outside out We've got a bunch of trees immediately
outside our bedroom window, but one in particular seems to
be home to the noisiest birds known to man. And
(37:52):
they get up at different times. They sort of one
will get up, so the first one gets up at
about four and he starts going. Then at four thirty
some else takes over, and then at five and at
five thirty, and then at six o'clock they stop. They
go out and get some food. But as soon as
they start that's me I'm awake. So I'm awake from
four or four thirty every single day.
Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yes.
Speaker 4 (38:11):
And what's even worse than that than me losing a
couple of hours sleep at night, is that my wife
sleeps through it. Of course she doesn't hear anything at all.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yes. Are you traditionally a light sleeper? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah I am. But these birds are out the gate.
Speaker 4 (38:25):
It's absolutely ridiculous, except my wife doesn't think, so she
just sleeps to it. She probably likes the although she
did get waken up the other day. She wasn't laughing then,
was she.
Speaker 2 (38:35):
Anyway.
Speaker 4 (38:36):
So you know, I'm trying to get one of those
chickens that's got the bird floor, you know, and rub
it up and down, the rub it all over the tree.
But I'm finding it very hard to get my hands
on one. So in the meantime, what I've had to
do is I've actually moved out of our bedroom and
I've moved into the spear bedroom. Just me, Wow, I've
moved in there and it's good.
Speaker 3 (38:56):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:56):
I was going to say, are you're loving it? I
am loving it. I am sleeping so well. I am
slept like the first night I slept till three point thirty,
so that was probably five and a half six hours
of sleep I'd had then, which is normally what I
get in the night, and then had a little drink
of water, and then back to sleep till a quarter
to seven. Now I haven't slept that much of my life.
(39:18):
A really noisy drink of water as well. I was sleept.
I didn't worry about banging the bottle back down on
the table. I was loving it. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
And then the other thing that's happened, which is quite good,
is now we're like flat mats. Sure, and so we
might be cruising up and down the old the old
corridor there, and my flat might say to me, give
me the old head nod. Yeah, the old head nod there,
you know what I mean. Yeah, So it's actually brought
a new dimension into the relationship.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
I'm all for it. Nice, I'm loving it. The problem
with the flat situation, though, is you don't you know
that there's a saying you don't something the crew, Yeah yeah,
your pen and the company.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (39:57):
Well but I think we've sort of got it covered that,
you know. Yeah, yeah, okay, we're married, Oh you're true.
Speaker 3 (40:04):
Ultimately, and would they out of curiosity happened in the
spare room or the man.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
I think we need to go into jas are. You're
missing the point here, but yeah, it's it's it's been.
It's been good. It's been good for the relationship, I think. Whenever,
especially for my sleep, Yeah, which is important. You knowed
you sleep, Jason apparently. So yeah, whenever one of us
in our household, me and my flatty, my wife, whenever
one of us gets sort of covidy symptoms. Yeah, and
(40:32):
so the other one will have a big weekends and say,
just to be safe, you sleep in the spear room.
One of us will. Right. We always have a really
great sleep. And it's always like, why don't we just
have our separate rooms? But something about that. Ultimately the
next night nap can't do it back into the as
you always have a good sleep.
Speaker 3 (40:48):
My wife and I we've got the two single beads now, yes, right,
what's the thing you know with the doily in between?
Speaker 2 (40:55):
You get a little crochet blanket and a crochet.
Speaker 3 (40:57):
Blank it's been revolutionary. Yes, just boom, she's not tossing
and turning.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
You're tossing. I'm tossing frantically. But it doesn't affect her
and then you know, we sleep like babies. Yeah, now
they're going to go. That's great, Magie. Thanks mag Big
Show Podcast, Foster.
Speaker 3 (41:17):
The people there on the radio Hdarchy Big Show this
Tuesday afternoon.
Speaker 2 (41:20):
Let's talk TV. What's on the Telly with Mike Minogue.
Speaker 5 (41:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll started watching Day of the Jackal
on the New One with Red Maine Eddie Redmain, Yeah,
(41:50):
on TV and Z Plus.
Speaker 4 (41:54):
It's an age old story, isn't it. That one I
can't remember it came from. But the Jackal was a
real person who was a real assassin, and somebody wrote
a really a novel about it.
Speaker 2 (42:02):
Yeah, I did not know that, and.
Speaker 4 (42:04):
It's been redone. Bruce Willis was in one version pre dementia,
and it's great locations. It's it's fine.
Speaker 2 (42:15):
Because is the Jackal? Do you know what I mean?
It's neither here nor there, but you keep watching it
because it's got great locations.
Speaker 4 (42:21):
I like Eddie Redmain. He's a good actor and he's
an interesting dude just to look at. But then there's
all this sort of other stuff which I'm not the
person that's chasing him. I'm not entirely into her storyline.
Speaker 2 (42:35):
So that the storyline is based on something that actually did.
Speaker 5 (42:38):
No.
Speaker 4 (42:39):
No, this is they use it the Jackal name, which
is from a book which I think was William Forsyth,
maybe Bruce Forsyth.
Speaker 2 (42:46):
No, yeah, and then they're just stealing that name. And
so it's pretty decent action. It's fine, fine, now, just
on there. Last night I went on to Prime Idiot
and found man, ah, you did Billy Billy Bob. And
actually initially it was quite hard to find. For some reason.
I found and then you know, Bob's your uncle. There
(43:09):
it is and Billy Bob, and so I went, oh, great,
But then drama.
Speaker 3 (43:14):
Last night, My wife was out to dinner with her
book club friends, and so I went on, Actually, I'll
wait for her to come home.
Speaker 2 (43:23):
That's really sweet.
Speaker 3 (43:25):
I won't start the series until she comes sweet. She
likes Billy Bob as well, and usually her you know,
book club stuff, she gets through pretty damn quick.
Speaker 2 (43:35):
Didn't get home to court to ten. Well, hope you're furious.
I was furious and went straight to bed.
Speaker 4 (43:40):
I imagine that she came home. The house was in darkness.
She sort of tiptoed and to get a drink of
water from the sink and as she's sipping it, you
turn the lamp on. You're sitting in the arm chair
in the corner by the Christmas tree that you've got there.
You say, what time do you call this? She drops
the glass smash. Oh, I didn't see you there?
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Is that? How it happened? Were you them? Your dad?
Speaker 3 (44:01):
Is?
Speaker 7 (44:01):
That?
Speaker 2 (44:02):
Is bang on? You're definitely a guy that would have
one of those lamps that has a pool string on it.
Definitely all your lighting in your house is just those.
Can I just clarify though?
Speaker 3 (44:12):
I pulled the lamp light on and I went, hello, Darley, Oh,
fist that's nice, And then I said.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
It's nice, that's really good. Frederic Forsyth wrote the Day
of the Jacket or Bruce. I watched another episode of
that Gino do the Chef in Italy and Pulia, yeah,
really nice man. He cooked a dish which was basically mussels, cheese, rice, shrimp,
(44:42):
rice again, tomato and potatoes like a lasagna, and you
put it in a big oven for an hour and
then afterwards you eat it with your family and everyone
loved it. According to the TV show, I just don't
like the cheese element. He said the same thing for me.
It was the muscles, right, there was actually a Spanish dish. Well,
your muscles can offter be very half. Yeah, you're overcooked. Yeah,
but these were cooked beautifully and you're going to take
(45:04):
the tongue out as well. You know, it's confusing. There's
two gallipolis, is there? One in Turkey obviously, and then
there's a Gallipoli in the south of Italy right on
the boot there on the boot heel, there's.
Speaker 4 (45:12):
A cambridge in New Zealand. And did you know there's
a cambridge in England as well?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
You were joking? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
The Hierarchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio hadark Green.
Speaker 3 (45:23):
Day there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show this Tuesday evening. Now,
we were talking yesterday about surf and turf where we fellers. Yeah,
whether you were into your surfing or you're into your golf, yes,
and whether you wanted to win like a surfboard and
awesome golf clubs.
Speaker 2 (45:41):
And I tell you what up awesome golf clubs. Yeah,
no either or yeah either and or golf club See
I'm I'm of the mind where I just see which
one was most expensive and then just win that one.
And then sell it.
Speaker 4 (45:56):
Yeah, I've got some questions about it. But off here,
I do notice that there is a surfboard out in
the outer office. Here is related.
Speaker 2 (46:03):
That is related, but that's for us to film a
little video with. It's not the one we're giving away
because it's used.
Speaker 3 (46:07):
And I'll be honest with your fellows, I have no
idea what a surfboard costs. If you said how much
were you would you pay for a surfboard?
Speaker 2 (46:14):
How much would you pay for a surfboard?
Speaker 3 (46:16):
Didn't have a clue, have a guess man, one hundred
bucks yeah, and golf clubs eight fifty.
Speaker 2 (46:25):
I'd say both of those things are into the thousands.
So it's a hell of a prize. We are giving
it away thanks to mates. It's super liquor covering all
the bases this summer, which is bloody exciting. If you'd
like to win the surfboard, text the word surf to
three four eight three. If you'd like to go on
the drawer to win the clubs, tix the word turf
to three four eight three. If you'd like to win
a massive voucher to an adult entertainment store, yes, text
(46:47):
girth g u R if girth. What's to three four eight? No,
I just made that one up falling g I r th. Yeah, No,
I know girth, but I thought i'd try and spell
it like the other two.
Speaker 4 (47:01):
All right, yeah, yeah, about a thousand bucks for a surfboard, okay,
is it just like one of them?
Speaker 2 (47:07):
Okay, just like a bog standing.
Speaker 3 (47:08):
And I paid eight fifty for my clubs, that's what
I based my but they were cheap, a cheap.
Speaker 5 (47:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (47:16):
This is all things to super lick it up. Cheers,
super cheers to that, and cheers the summer. This will
be running over the summer periods and plenty of opportunities
to get yourself on the drawer. Just take surf to
three four eight three or turf and you could be
a winner.
Speaker 1 (47:29):
For whodarchy big show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and Kisy.
Speaker 3 (47:41):
Well, there you go, your mad bards. That's a big
show done and us for your Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (47:45):
What are your plans tonight? I won't be doing a
hell of a lot, man. We probably just tidy up
the house a little bit. I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
I want to do more with my evenings. That sort
of the only thing I can think of to do
would be to have a few beers.
Speaker 2 (47:59):
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (48:02):
What are your Seinfeld and go a bit early. Well,
I always go to be an early keys and you
got me there, brother, And yeah, I don't know. The
missus has gone out for a bit, so I guess
that means I'll watch something I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
Just kidding. I really am just killing time until the
end of the week. I really am all year. I'm
killing just to get to the holidays. What about like
go out for ice cream with who I don't know? You?
Speaker 4 (48:27):
Well, if I go out, then my daughter will be
home by yourself, So that's no good.
Speaker 2 (48:31):
That's no good. I can't take her out because you'll
be asleep. Yeah, okay, I feel.
Speaker 3 (48:35):
Quite sad about the idea of Maggie going out and
buying an ice cream buy.
Speaker 2 (48:39):
By old single scoop. Moggie, just one scoop for me, thanks,
one hundreds and thousands, better not chocolate dip. Tonight, I'm
going to film the Christmas special of Game and two Halves.
Hoody Jay's coming and he has made me feel terrible
all week about the fact that I asked him to
be on it.
Speaker 4 (48:58):
Well, The great thing about it is you're probably going
to learn to regret it because you've been really driving
hard to try and get hodj on the show.
Speaker 2 (49:04):
Has Matt the producer, really wanted hod Jail on the show.
Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, sure, but you've been campaigning hard, said look, I'm
not interested, and you kept on pounding him until until
you got a year. You really did pound them until
you had no choice, and in fact you ambushed him.
Was the producer of the show, so you had to
say yes. So I am so interested to see how
it goes and to see if you regret.
Speaker 2 (49:28):
I think does as well. Yeah, well we're off to
Mount Wellington. The sky out there, it's lovely. I'm sorry,
but Mount Wellington's better than ol West. I used to
live out that way them valley pinrose Pinrose Road.
Speaker 3 (49:45):
Yeah, so that's what I'm going to be. Apparently I'm
filming something. It's a TV show, yeah, which is going
to be out in a week or so. Right by
the way, Well know, because you're filming it tonight, audience, so.
Speaker 2 (49:58):
I can drop a few of the bombs and stuff
like that. Just try and keep the racism to a minimum. Okay, Yeah,
it's not you don't need to get rid of it completely,
but the six of Stuff Jason, Hey listen.
Speaker 3 (50:12):
Check out the Instagram account, check out the podcast Till Tomorrow,
See you later, Bye,
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