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December 3, 2024 12 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all Your Men Bastards, Loving the Big Show podcast,
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
Do you guys doodle?

Speaker 1 (00:16):
And yes the phone not as much as you What
do you doodle? Just honestly, cubes? I love cubes.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
I do that too, three dimensional.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
It's pretty much all I've got, just like maybe you know,
even decreasing circles.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
You know what I alsay, doodle is my name is
Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
I've noticed you doing that a lot. Why it makes
me wonder if you are. Yeah, it was that sort
of thing that someone like Jason Hoyt would do.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Maybe I was kidnapped and convinced that I was Jason Hoyt.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
But actually I think you've stolen someone's identity.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You know. Actually I didn't start off as Jason Hoyt
in this life.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Oh yeah, interesting. What was your name at birth?

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Craig Kings, Craig Kings, Craig Kings.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, And I just preemptively say, ice to the front,
all right, just for me today, all right, Ice to
the front.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm just now I'm just waiting.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Well, no, I know they've gone Okay, right, that's so interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Yes, I was born Craig Ken's and then I became
Jason Hoyts.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I think something as small as a name change would
have affected who you are as a person to a
certain extent. I feel like you've really leant into a
Jason Hoyt type.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Situations would have worked equally well, though, for you would
have been a black cat. But having like Chris kids.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
I wasn't overly enamored with the Craig.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, Craig is. Craig is a toughye. Yes, there's not
many that can. I don't know. I don't know if
Craigs are going. Craig gets nothing personal, mate, And it's
not your God, it's not your fault. It's not your fault. Yeah,
it's it's not your fault. It's not your fault, Craig,
but Craig. And in America they call it Craig really,

(01:57):
which is even worse Craig. So they've got that Craigslist,
which is like trade me. Yes, so it's pronounced craigs
List but spelled Craig. Very odd, very odd.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I never knew that.

Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, fascinating, you know about that, Casey. It's good stuff.
Isn't it, Craig Craig, Yeah, No, you're a bit of Jason,
I think. Yeah, but it's the what do you call that? There?
The double c? What do you call that? Literation? I'm
losing all those words?

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Are you losing? It's interesting because my wife's losing a
lot of words.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is she what she's losing?

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Like?

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I love you? Yeah, your ace?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, she's founded.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Like, yeah, I could remember the word stereo type. I
couldn't remember that reach for that, and I don't are
you describing Jason?

Speaker 2 (02:49):
I occasionally lose the word and then I get into
an immediate kind of I got dementia zone? Yeah, you
know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (02:56):
And the ads are courses probably you know what I mean?
Is that the worst way to go? Yes, dying of
losing your mind?

Speaker 3 (03:05):
I don't think this is like, I don't think it's
the worst way to go for the person I think
at the start is.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think from in the head. But in terms of
what you would want for yourself as a way to
go out on this side of it, won't You're in it?
What the going exactly? But I wouldn't wish that on anybody.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
No, it's a fucker and you know, my wife and
I have had that conversation of if you were to
get it, and I feel but it's a method though. Yeah,
well that's the problem there in lies.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
That Well, I mean there's there's pillow, there's pillow over
the face. Yes, okay, that's why. Yes, there's uh, there's
pills obviously, Yes, there is accidentally running them over in
the driveway. Now that might need a couple of attempts. Sure,
you might need to help with that one.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
But but seriously, yeah, I've had that conversation.

Speaker 3 (03:58):
The funny thing is right, So let's just say, Jayson,
god forbid, you had it right. Yes, we could set
up a little studio with the microphone and you just
do radio.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
You know what I mean. Sure, but then you forget radio,
You forget that.

Speaker 3 (04:12):
Because he was doing mindless you know what I mean,
And like we potty it up, you know, and you
distribute it, put a paywater.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Actually, it'll be the biggest thing you ever did. You
have no idea what would that be?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Exactly exactly I mean it is. It is. It is
a devastating thing, devastating thing, and I don't mean to
make fun of it, but only because I've seen it
in action, and it's like, fuck, man, that's.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Our family is riddled. That's I haven't seen it. It's
shocking and it's fucking grim and it's like you get
it from me in those pink wafer biscuits.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And I also I heard the other day actually on
that front that if you've had addict addiction issues, it's
a big thing too.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Is it.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Yeah, if you've abused a substance that leads.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
To use for a five.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Venue square.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
You know, well, having said that, all the people in
my family that have had it, and none of them
have had substance, Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Yeah, that's probably the long and the short of it. Yeah,
that'd be a good one. The whole Ky Big.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Show week days from four on Radio Hierarchy, remember the
Warchy Big Show podcast. So we should like if that
started to happen, I would just find other people and
then just start a potty and there'd be a lot
of repeating yourself the same yarns.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
It's not unlike the show we do already.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Fucking Actually, funnily enough, watched a film yesterday with Russell.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Crime Do you pay for it? Beautiful mind?

Speaker 2 (05:44):
No? And he had dementiare in it.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I did Gladiator.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
No, no, Keezy.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Er Stomper, No, he was in his prime and Commander
that's right. He thinks he's on a boat. He's not
in the American Gangster.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
And then they do this operation on him and they
because he used to be a detective and they've give
him this operation to connect all the signaps.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Is this a relatively new one?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Yes, it is right because he's quite old in the film.
It's okay. And then he gets visited by someone that
he put in prison and has a life sentence and
getting sentenced to death. And this dude goes, man, you
got it wrong. I'm innocent of this, and he goes

(06:36):
why what happened? And he sort of tells him and
he goes back, and because he's into his mind, he
has all these new operations going on, he makes new
connections and goes, hang about hold up, maybe I was wrong.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wow, that's interesting.

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Actually a good twist on it. I'll try and find
what it's called.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
That's still not good.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
It was okay.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
I saw an interview with her recently actually on Joe Rogan,
and he was saying that he weighs he's so fat.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
He's a big boy now.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
He said that he did that deliberately so that over
the last ten years so he could have new roles
who would have different roles. So that's why he's been
completely unhealthy for ten or ten plus years leaping dog.
Now that he's now that he's sixty, he's going to
lose all that way, which struck me as a massive
load of bullshit.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Funnily enough, I was watching another movie with old Charlie's
there on and she played an overweight, stressed out mum
of an autistic child.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Why do you find yourself no wonder?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
What I found about Charlie's is she's not afraid to
go there in terms of you know, and she was
genuinely big in this film and you remember that was
it Monsters, Monster Monster, where she played the she's not
afraid to play the non clamorous, which.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Handle watching anything like that that I know is just
going to be two hours of me stressing out. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Another thing I watched the other day and I've never
seen before, and it was called The Specialist.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
With oh Ben Derris and Sharon Stone.

Speaker 2 (08:11):
Correct, and it was a six scene with Sylvester Stallone
and Sharon Stone and I was like, I don't know
that I've ever seen a Sylvester Stallone sex scene.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Good point, great, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
And I was like, and it was ridiculous. It was
he was so over the top.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
He was given death. He had the famously not a
bad movie. I'm a big fan. That was Antonio Banduras
when he came in. Very good like him. Good movie
keys and you missus hate it, but it's worth a
watch as a sylvestis alone six scene. Oh yeah, because
there's a great piece of Hollywood trivia, trivia gossip where

(08:48):
sylvestist alone. It's between takes, so they shoots something they're
on at a studio. Then he goes off to his
trailer while they sort of saying that for the next
shot there, but he's still miked up, and he goes
into the trailer with a female friend and he advises
her to cut the balls and work the shaft. I
remember that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, cup the balls and weak

(09:09):
the shaft. Then when he goes to work, he doesn't
realize the mic is hot, and he comes to week
the next day and everybody and the crew is wearing
a T shirt that sees cup the balls with Oh
my god, he's back in the instructions. He knows what
he likes, what he likes. He likes cut the balls

(09:29):
with the shaft and making rocky movies.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
And you know, I.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
Don't get a gobby whilst wearing a live microphone. Like,
didn't even take the lapel off.

Speaker 1 (09:38):
He's still wearing a shirt.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Maybe it wasn't a gobby, it was a handy.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Oh true, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
True?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
He gotta been talking to himself. He's going through his
list of things he has to do. Yeah, exactly when solo. Yeah,
he's talking to himself. Shaft cut the balls, weak the shaft,
I mean I think.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I mean, or mean, are fond of the balls being
cup aren't they your balls cupped when you're getting jacked off?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, it doesn't mind at all. Pucks.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, I've never experienced it, man.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
Haven't you No, no, no, cappy keys, I haven't. Can
you come to show me what it's like?

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Man, you want me to CP your balls and shaft?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, I'm picturing his voice as well.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
But it was so funny that I was going, I've
never seen Sylvester Stallone in a six scene, And then
I think about the rocky movies with his girlfriend. Whether
they had no I think it was, yeah, but not
really six scenes.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
How many times have you googled Sylvesta stallone six.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Well, it's like we watched that John called vanderm movie
the other night, and I felt the six scene that
was in there was because they were ticking a list
of things they had to have in a cheesy early
nineties movie. Oh, you have to have a sex scene
between JCVD and the hot check who's playing?

Speaker 1 (11:06):
You know? It felt totally unnecessary. Yes, well, of course
he was. Yeah, there was. There was a lot of
buzzies required in the nineties. Yeah, of course. He was
in Demolition Man with Sandra Bollock and they had virtual
sex in that one VR sex via headset. But he
was in you know, he was in that soft porn

(11:28):
do you know about that? So that was his first
ever thing that he was in and it was called
the Italian Stallion, which is why he's got that nickname now,
because that was the name of the soft porn that
he was in nineteen seventy. Watch hot porn movie Sylvester
Slone sex scenes from Italian Stallion nineteen to seventy. Ah,
how good payd two hundred dollars for two days a week.

(11:49):
That's good eating. Are you on the old work WiFi there? Noop,
I'm never on the work WiFi anymore. Okay.

Speaker 3 (11:56):
Hey, listen to Radio Hurdarchy fort or seven every weekday.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
It's really good. It's called The Big Show.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
You love it Due
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