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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you men bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
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Speaker 3 (00:11):
To seven every weekday on radio.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Yeah, man, give me fells again? Yeah, good things? Maker?
Here are you well? I'm not I'm cramping a bit,
but otherwise I'm good. Right. How are you kezy?
Speaker 4 (00:25):
I'm pretty good. We're just playing with our levels. Keys
is not happy with my volume. You guys are really
quiet in my years, which is my years. There we go.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
For those of you tuning in, We're a parrot, Parrot
dog and Lyle Bay and tell you what, it's bloody great.
I've got a view of all the planes taking off
from the airport there, fellows, looks like a good crowd
coming in.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Should be a good one.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Should be a ripper, mate, should be a ripper. She's
cool down here, nippy. Yeah, I think we can agree
on that. But it wasn't as bad as I thought
it was going to be. It was meant to be
l four Southerlys, but they're just yes, you.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Know, it's still blowing a gale out there.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Well, it's windy compared to Auckland, but it's not windy
compared to Wellington.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
No, you know, and you sent a message on the
chat today from one of your mates saying postpone, postpone,
and then you were like oh and he said, no,
I'm being serious.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Soon around go home.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
So I was expecting the very worse. Actually it has been,
to be honest, one of the more pleasant days I've
had in Wellington's. It's nippy, certainly, but it's not too
windy and it's not pizzling with the rain.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
What would it take for you to move here? Kizer?
You hate it?
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Probably some sort of No, I would never move here.
I just would never move here because there's nothing here
for me.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
There's a dollar to him, there's a dollar. Yes, there's
a dollar that would convince you.
Speaker 6 (01:41):
So if I was getting double what I'm on now,
So if I was on a mill, i'd be down
here maybe yeah. But even then, man, the sacrifice I making,
I know, have being no family down here.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
I love you. Just banging around here about the cold is.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
What is really tempting, actually is some of the places
down here are beautiful.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They are, and it's not Auckland prices.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
So there is that, yeah, but that's for a reason.
There is that yeah. You know, I'm just looking out
across here and it's like, it's.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
A beautiful beach here, a beautiful city.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I've been swimming there before froze my balls off, Yes,
but you know, refreshing, Oh yeah, wakes you up.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
Yeah, me wakes you up.
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Well, that's what Poke said when we landed. He's like, Oh,
that beach is great, And I'm like, is it fucking great?
Or is it just like good for willing to think about?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
As you get a hot day and I'm talking twenty
one twenty two degrees, which is like sort of forty
three anywhere else in the country. For some reason, it
is anything. Man, I'm going to get in for a swim,
but the ocean doesn't get the message that it's hot
outside because it takes weeks and weeks and weeks of
good weather for the ocean to warm up, which, of
course it never gets here, so it's always fucking arctic.
(02:48):
You're still swimming it.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
That reminds me of when I was filming down here
once and one of my scenes was to rescue this
woman from the ship.
Speaker 4 (02:57):
Oh you me.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Swim and I think it was a lifeguard. I was No,
that wasn't my character, but he was also a part
time lifeguard, and I had to save this woman. So
I had to dive into the water, lift her in
the water, and then and then take her up to
the top of the beach.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I swear to God, I nearly had.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
A heart at Did they film it in a kiddi's pool?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
No, it was It was a legit ocean and I
was fucking freezing, but actually running holding a person in sand.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
It was horridous of people picking up their woman and
carrying them around. Yes, it's not easy. It's not easy.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Do you do that keysing?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
No, We're not getting into me lifting up my wife.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
I'm just know what's going to happen next, because it'd
be hard for you to lift your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
My wife often piggybacks me, does she Yeah, it's more.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Like a koala though, You're like, you know what what
happens when we're at the back, for example, and we
have to cross a little stream. I don't like taking
a sho and so she piggybacks across the streets.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
But she lays down, she lays down her jacket and puddles.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yes, she does. Man, it's fucking great.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Well, I'm going to say it's good to be here.
It is absolutely crazy to me that in the four
and a half years that we've been going pretty much,
yes four years, that we've never done a show here.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Well, it's it's a shithole moge.
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Oh yeah, I forget that. We're hugely popular down here. Yeah,
it is bizarre, It is very odd. I think I
think this will either make us do more or less.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
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Speaker 1 (04:48):
I've done a few shows down here in the past
and I've gone off right always yeah right, So, yeah,
it has been.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Crazy, and particularly because you know, we're massively into Beervan
and were just our ski jeweling on that front.
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Was always terrible because it always ended up.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Doing our show in the middle of us of the
two sessions, and so no one was there.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
That's right. So if you don't know be Avana, they
do a morning in, an afternoon session or afternoon and
evening and between the hours of four and five they
swap over, so everything gets emptied out to clean up,
and then the next slow come in. It's one hour
or an hour and a half, so we start so
between four and five, the ideas we're coming down here
and do our live show for people. There's literally only
(05:27):
cleaners there. The whole all of the Caketon has empty
bar cleaners until very odd decision. And so not only
did we do it one year, we've done it two
or three years.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
I think it was the last time we went fuck,
that's ridiculous.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
And agree it gets to the point in our show
we were doing like I don't know, starting to wrap
things up and then the crowd comes in. Yes, it's
fucking weird, but it's great to be here at the
pub and I'm ready for a bit of a night.
And it's a good sign because it was three o'clock
and in front of the little set up we've got here,
it was already quite busy.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Yeah it's quite a few.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Yeah, it's always. I wonder how busy it as generally.
But I'm looking around. There's a lot of backbones here.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
There is a lot of backbones here already, and I
think we got I think we've got a lot of
trady backbones in Willington, So I think you'll find they'll
turn up from four to thirty five. Yes, they should
really knock off to the fear of them.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
But yeah, totally men, totally. But it is great.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
But the beer is flowing like wine. Yeah yeah, and
Joe you're pumped.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Yeah, I'm feeling good Man, should be fine, looking forward Tottel.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
You know, chilling up? Well, it's I know, you feel
I was going to have a big one.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
And he's a lovely she's a lovely hotel.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
It is. Well.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
The thing about this is it's a good opportunity for
me to hopefully catch up with some people. I know.
It's sort of a sponsored trip, you know what I mean, flights,
accommodation and hopefully free pass.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Well I'll definitely as we I make the most. You
know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Man, Yeah, I totally know what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (06:58):
Yeah, Hey you feeling man? You look a bit green
around the gills, sweetie, Man, you're good man?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, you talking about I had a dream on you.
Speaker 6 (07:08):
I had a dream last night. It was quite funny
where I woke up. So I woke up in real
life and was like, but that fucking will happen too.
What happened in the dream was we were doing the
live show in Wellington and were like went to start.
We looked down at the show planner and there was
just nothing written there, and one of you guys was just.
Speaker 5 (07:25):
Like, oh, Kezy's got his massive shoes on, and then
the whole park cracked up laughing. And then I was
just like, oh, hey, what's on the show that I goes?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
Oh Kezy's got big shoes, and then everyone laughed and
then it was just like that was a really.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
Good boy, We're gonna have to start the show.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
And I woke up and I was just like, I
bet that fucking will happen.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Didn't have good that break will be bro, you've dreamed it,
you've dreamed it people.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Was the audience appreciating it?
Speaker 5 (07:52):
Unfortunately?
Speaker 6 (07:53):
Yeah, But it was just like I woke up and
was like, that's exactly what we were when.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
You are wearing your floaters too, that what is a floater?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Just stop making up nicknames for stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
It's just they're just massive paddles.
Speaker 5 (08:05):
They are the big land kayaks.
Speaker 6 (08:06):
And to be honest, today, hopping out of that uber
you and I took from lunch, yes, I couldn't get
my foot out because his seat was back and I
couldn't get my foot out because of how big my
shoe was.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
Wouldn't it be amazing if you died trying to escape
from a building and yours.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
My shoes finally enough for me got dropped off here.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I got out of the car and my bag had
fallen down around my right waist and wrapped around my legs,
and so I was kind of tripping across the road
looking like a massive car.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
You know, it's funny about you and that bag, yes,
because that there's fucking nothing in it, I know, but
I like today at lunch.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's just so drop my wallet, my phone and a
few little bits and pieces in it.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
But I just feel like, if I don't take.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
It, this is your pink bag.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
No, and I'm terrible. If I had my bag, I
push it in my bag. If I don't have my bag,
I'll leave it on the tape, which is I did
what you did with my glasses yesterday.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
It's just like I've noticed with you, like when were
at the Malayian restaurant, you sat facing sort of the
way I was sitting at one point to side on
with your chair really and your feet up against my
chair and your bag like all over my chair.
Speaker 5 (09:19):
I was just standing there like I literally have no
place to sit, and.
Speaker 6 (09:22):
You said no idea and then I like picked up
your bag to move and this is empty fucking I'm cool. Yeah, man,
it's so sick, man, Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
There's really sick. Looking forward to meeting Gabby in the.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Vesh oh when he might have his third child and
not make it.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
But yeah, that's true, he'll still make it, I reckon.
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Yeah, he'll come in with a fresh newborn babe. We'll
pressing it here at the big show. Hey, looking forward
to Well, if you're listening to this, to be honest,
it's all over and done with, then we're probably just
getting on it at the part. But don't forget to
listen to Radio Hodki.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
Are you a good man?
Speaker 1 (09:57):
A coffee went down the wrong way?
Speaker 6 (09:59):
There was Monday to Friday between four and seven in
the evenings. It is the who Ducky Beak Show? Right,
remember that? Always remember that. Yeah we'll see you later.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Yeah yeah,