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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Welcome is the biggest show is our.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Biggest shoe speaker with Jessie smiling.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
And get your mad barshets your mad bashts.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Why from a para dog and beautiful lyle Bay.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Wellington, You, my friends, I listened to the big show
brought to you by.

Speaker 5 (00:26):
Reburger, handcrafted burgers, loaded fries and kill me eats. That'll
change the game.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Chimps. Yeah, good ship. How are we all here? By
the way, great crowd and you're good. Yeah baby, that's
what I'm talking about.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Speaking of good Margie, you Stallion, you Greek Adonis, you
stud Hell's Life.

Speaker 6 (00:45):
You again pretty grassy, you made dog your six son
of a bee. And as I look around Parrot Dog
here we are absolutely ram to the gunnals with backbones.
You know. Let me put the call out to any
female that might be in the area of Wellington. If
you are looking for a man with brown here between

(01:05):
the ages of twenty five and thirty, get your ass
down here, because every single one.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Of them is at the Parrot Dog totally. Man, it's
a massive sausage vest.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Speaking of which, good a keazy Hell's Life mate was
that me?

Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'll tell you what man, You're looking good, Keezy, you're
looking good. You're here's all buffy and stuff. You're looking
You're looking great mate.

Speaker 5 (01:28):
As always, I woke up this morning and I thought,
I wonder what hoodie Jason is gonna wear. I hope
he was that really shitty Westy one, and then I'll
find one that matches. We both look terrible, but it's
great to be down here in Wellington. It's the first
time we've been down here at a bar doing a
live show. How good bloody good. And I'm start to
see how many people have already arrived. Yeah, and I
look forward to seeing how many people joining the fun
as well. If you're knocking off work, make sure you stop.

(01:50):
I will be here till seven on are and then
we'll be carrying one after that.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
Absolutely, this is a real opportunity.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
If you are on the airwaves, you're driving around your
car and Wellington, get yourself down here and we are
going to make some really bad decisions tonight and you're
going to have a whole lot of regrets tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
So get down here quick, beautiful.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
And speaking of what we were wearing, I'm glad to
see you wore your floaters today, Kezy.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
Your shoes there.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
And on that note, if you want to get a
selfie with keezy shoes today, just form a queue.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Come on out. We're going to be doing an all
show beautiful.

Speaker 5 (02:21):
Yeah, man, We've come to Wellington to take photos and shoes.
That's good shit.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Queens of the start Age, Yeah why not?

Speaker 5 (02:27):
Yeah, good ship.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
The Darchy Big Show weekdays from four on Radio Hodarkeys.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Indeed Jimmy Eat World there on the radio Hot Archy
Big Show this beautiful Thursday afternoon live from Parrot Dog
and Beautiful beautiful Lyle Bay and Wellington. If you're in
the area, come on down and say good Ay.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Jason, you know that Parrot Dog is one of New
Zealand's largest independent crap breweries. You're joking, hey, of course
we are here to celebrate the fact that Beer Varner
is taking over sky Stadium tomorrow down here in Wellington
after the entire weekend. It is two days on hundreds
of beers, so at cocktails, eats and beats. I don't
know why that's funny. The Saturday day session has already
sold out. Domus your shot tickets moving Fastbeavarna dot co

(03:08):
dot nz. That is why we are here.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, totally.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
We're going to be there tomorrow, by the way, when
bows on, aren't we fellous with boos on?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
But right now it's time for the.

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Pole, a very easy one today because we're here Wellington,
yes or no, bogie.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
You were born and were not born and raised, but
you have lived in Wellington for what two decades?

Speaker 7 (03:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I lived here for about sixteen nine years and I
was running my prime keysy it was two thousand and three,
around about twenty nineteen, so I was writing the thick
of it, right in the thick of it. So from
my point of view, it's absolutely Wellington. Yes, some of
the best music in the country. Film obviously, the arts
is unbelievable. You've got all the politicians here. It's just

(03:55):
tick tick tick.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, yeah, sure sure.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
Look, you know, from my point of view, there's a
lot of people out there that will say that Wellington's
a ship hole.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Yeah, but I like a lot. Yeah. People say it's
an absolute dumb.

Speaker 5 (04:08):
Yeah totally and feel free on three four eight three
to give your opinion.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
And there's lots of sort of weird sort of act
type yeah, you know, and all that sort of stuff.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
I won't have any of that kind of chat.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
I've been down here many times, some good times and
some bad times over the years.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
I'll be honest with you. But for Hoidy J.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I mean the harbor, look at that beautiful beach over there,
the howling gales, the pissing rain, what about that, The plot,
that empty plot there, the falling down buildings, big tick
for Hoidy J.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
And the thing when I think about Wellington, I think
about like a thriving city. Yeah, totally, you know what
I mean, Like bars and restaurants just popping up all
over the place.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
It's so good here that the homeless from all over
the country move into Courtney Place.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:52):
It's the most coveted homeless community possibly the world, I'd say.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
Yeah, So look three four eight three, give us your
opinion on Wellington. The big pole is Wellington, Yes or no?
And people are already asking why my voice sounds about it.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yes, just yet. You had a big night, that's all.
Have you just done that? You know?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I remember coming down to Wellington onths speaking of the homeless,
and you know, and and I remember walking through Courtney
Place and this dude just shoulder barged me from behind
just came sprinting up and shoulder barged me, and I thought, God,
I've never felt more welcome in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
You know what I'm saying, though, This is great shit.

Speaker 6 (05:29):
You know the homeless they know a week bastard when
they see one. And he was hoping it had knock
all the loose change out of your pockets.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
Right, yeah, well it was in my early day, so
there was no loose change going on on the frave three.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Four eight three, Send three your opinions on Wellington. How
about this one, Mogi, This will warm your heart. Wellington's
all g oh yeah, man, yeah, I get it. And
that person's now in the drawer for a fifty old
reburg about your Wellington as a total shithole.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
I think both of those are up for the new
catchphrase Wellington. It used to be absolutely positively we Wellington.
I remember, I think I think now it's Wellington. It's
all g.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Yeah, she's a.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
G three four eight three though, keep the text coming through. Also,
if you're here in the crowd at Parrot Dog, oh yeah,
do join us. We're here for another couple of hours.
Feel free to send through any messages anything you'd like,
Any shout outs you'd like read out, Yeah totally, we
love that.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
And there's going to be some some food tabs on
offer as well. You will keep the updated on that
boil down here we're giving away thousands of dollars in food.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah. Great. Up. In the meantime, it's ha a bit
of pool jam share.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
The Hold Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days at four on Radio Hold.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Actually John Pitty and the Heartbreakers. There you're listening to
The Big Show live from Parrot Dog and Beautiful Lyle Bay.
The Big Poll today, Wellington years or now. We've got
a few texts in on three four A three there Keezy.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:55):
A lot of people are split on Wellington. It seems
everyone that lives in Wellington thinks it's okay and everyone
else thinks it's a bit of a shit hole. Hey,
do you mind if I transition into shout out? Its
quite a lot of them have come through. Yeah, go
for it man, Hey fellas, I'm just down at the
live show. Can I get a shout out for my backbone?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Mum?

Speaker 5 (07:11):
And no, no, it's all g good day fellas here
at Parrotdog. Just a quick one does hoidj always practices
golf swings during the break.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Yes, I do. It's graduated. It used to be cricket shots.

Speaker 4 (07:27):
To be cricket shot and now it's golf swing and
you get bold every time. Just nipping off of stuff.
To see me here on the middle stime heading the
top of off, just.

Speaker 5 (07:38):
Hearing the crowded lands. Wouldppreciate a shout out to the
wetter Ice hockey team. We've got our final at seven
fifteen tonight.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Wow you were were you winn Ice Hockey team, witter
Fue Good on you? Oh you're the backbone that bought
me some cheese balls.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
Good on you mate.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
That's Willie Fellas. One thing we decided to le we
discussed it on yesterday's show was a tip chart. Yeah man,
we've decided at live show we're going to have the
big show tip jar. So Pugs has put it together
there and you can see its size if you hear
it the live show. It represents what we're expecting. It
is a bucket that you'll usually fill with laundry, So

(08:12):
we're just gonna pop the Hoho ducky big show tip
jar on the side of the table there and you
just feel free to put anything in there.

Speaker 2 (08:17):
Now.

Speaker 6 (08:17):
This all comes out of the back of Keysy going
out for a birthday dinner the other night, and to
his horror, when he went to pay the bill, the
restaurant had the cheek to ask for a tip from
him and Keysy but you know, you're pretty you're pretty.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Tight with a dollar. Brother.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
I think everybody knows that you are absolutely fuming that
they would even start to asking you for an extra dollar.
So you brought it into the show to talk about it.
And to be fair, all of us hate the idea
of tipping. Uber's always asking for a tip, restaurants are
always asking for a tip, So we thought, well, if
fake and ask for a tip, why not ask on
the Big show.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, absolutely, Mogi.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
And you know, in fairness, if you think it's a
terrible voice break, you don't have to tip. If you
think it's a great voice break, then you know. And
and when we say tip, Fellers, yeah, it doesn't necessarily
have to be cash.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
I mean, it could be some durries, maybe cheese balls.
It could be cheese balls. It could be I don't mean,
who came and pour some beer in it.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
Don't do that.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Who knows what could end up in the bucket at
the end of the night. And I tell you what,
if that bucket is filled with cash, We're going to
check it on the bar.

Speaker 2 (09:25):
What do you say, Yeah, most of it?

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Yeah, we ever discussed. They thought were just going to
pocket it.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, I reckon, we checking on the bar.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah, well, look, the tip jar is there. Feel free
to put whatever you want. We've got cheese balls in
there at the moment. We were given some lovely daffodils
by the death of Dude as well, so we might
put some dafodils in there. So it's already it's already
paying off fellers.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:45):
And one thing I've heard about people in Wellington is
that they are extremely generous.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
I'm just talking out of the crowd here and I'm
seeing nothing but blank faces.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
Yeah, totally, that's what I'm seeing. I don't think it's
going to go very well.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
In that Wellingtonians don't want to be known as tight
asses as well as they don't look.

Speaker 2 (10:00):
At the moment.

Speaker 6 (10:00):
But I think another few beers and I'll get a
bit blurry eyed and they'll have a few good ideas.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
I reckon, come five thirty, it'll be pouring in fields.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Yeah, mate, good stuff there Fields.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
The Hodarchy Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kyzy.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Tune in on radio.

Speaker 4 (10:16):
Yeah, welcome back your massive backbones. You're listening to the
Big Show live from.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Parrot Dog and Lyle Baby for Wellington. But right now
it's time for You've got me there a big show. Yeah.

(10:40):
Would you rather? Now?

Speaker 6 (10:41):
This this comes from the you would have heard these
around the place? The would you rather? Would you rather?

Speaker 5 (10:46):
That?

Speaker 2 (10:46):
All that?

Speaker 6 (10:47):
It's been around for probably forty years and the Big
Show's just jumped on the bandwagon.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
Now people are absolutely loving They're they're lapping it up. Yep.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
So we've got a new one today for you, and
this is a bloody good one here. This one here
is would you rather? Would you rather have a slow
dance with your partner to your favorite song?

Speaker 2 (11:10):
Okay? Or yes? Or get struck by lightning? That's a
tough one.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
It's a tough well, it's not really that tough, I mean,
because I mean, in my case, I've got two left feet,
you know what I mean, And I'm easily triggered and
i get easily aroused.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
So the old slow dance can have a kind of
can be quite embarrassing for.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Hardy j would that because it's noticeable?

Speaker 5 (11:46):
Megan, let's just say that she'd be able to ignore,
like something just bumping into a shin though, wouldn't you Well.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
You know what I mean. I don't know if it
would be bumping into a shin keezy, but sorry.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
But then there's that thing too, because.

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Like you get struck by lightning. I mean sure you
could be killed, yeah, horrifically yes, ah, but it also
may give you superpowers. I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:14):
Yeah, that does happen.

Speaker 5 (12:16):
I'm gonna ask a question for Jason's sake. Is it
just to one song you have to slow dance? Yeah,
it's only for one song, right, Okay, and you're struck
by lightning, which could kill you. Yeah, and has killed many, many,
many people.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:27):
I mean it seems pretty straightforward to me, does it.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
Yeah? What are you thinking?

Speaker 6 (12:32):
Well, I'm not really thinking about anything. For me, it
would be I'd be happy to slow dance with my wife,
but not in front of people. Yes, I wouldn't wanted
to do public.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Yeah yeah right, so, but you prefer so in that
case if there are people watching, Yeah, you'd rather get.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Str be struck by lightning. Yeah, really, well, because it's
it's not one hundred percent that you'll die, but there's
nothing of like that. You know, you're dying of embarrassment
if you're dancing with you you're not.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Actually it's zero percent of you actually dying.

Speaker 6 (13:01):
You know, like you say, oh God, I died of embarrassment,
and that's how you feel. And then every time you
think about that time that you dance with your missus
and you died of.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
Embarrassing, you die again. Yes, if you get struck by
a lightning and you die from that, you only die once.

Speaker 4 (13:13):
Do you want to die sort of slowly and with humiliation?
Or do you just want to go out and go
out in the bed? Do you want to be split
in half by a lightning bolt? And it's just a blaze.

Speaker 6 (13:23):
The thing about it is, Man, if you get struck
by lightning, how cool is that? Did you hear about
old Mogi Man he got struck by light what a leg?
What did you hear about Mogi?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
I saw him? He was slow? Yeah, no good, it's
not good.

Speaker 5 (13:39):
I don't think there's anything embarrassing about me slow dancing
with my wife.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Yeah, but she's a bit of a weird.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I mean she's don't she's a bit of a don't
we talk about this?

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Look, you know, I love your wife talks about that
as well. But she is a bit weird, that's all.
And you know she's a good bastard.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
She's a good bastard, but she's just a bit she's well,
you're right, she's an odd fish.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
She is. She's harmless, she's harmless.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
She means well, she means well, a bit icky, yeah,
but I mean clear room, kicking, clearer room.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, I'm just thinking of Actually.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Now that I think about it, was that you and
your wife and you wearing your big float of shoes
and your lovely wife there being a bit a bit weird.
So you'd rather that than be struck by lightning? No?

Speaker 5 (14:30):
Not if my weird wife is involved. Absolutely, I don't
want to be seen with her.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Actually, actually, if I think about it, you'd be fine
if you were wearing those shoes are shoes and you
were struck by lightning, be grounded you mean that massive
amount of rubber on the brown there, or if.

Speaker 5 (14:46):
I'm next to you because I can hide under your nose,
So yeah, actually I'll lock it and I'll get struck by.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Struck by lightning.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
But standing next to Hoidy, Jason.

Speaker 1 (14:56):
The Hurdiarchy, Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mikeman and Kiss.

Speaker 4 (15:01):
Joy Division there on the radio, Honarkey, Big show, This
beautiful Thursday afternoon line from Parrot Dog and beautiful lie
or Bay.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Just a reminder too of the titcher that we've got
on the desk there. Feel free to contribute.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
So far we've been given a belt, a folk left license,
and a spare key for a Toyota Coldina somewhere, an
upper hat, great shaft that's already really good.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
Yeah, it's really good. Now we've got the managing director
of Parrot Dog with us. Now that's what he did
a your man right?

Speaker 8 (15:35):
Great?

Speaker 4 (15:36):
Can I can I ask you first and foremost man,
it's just your normal sort of turn out for a Thursday.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Afternoon, well every second Thursday.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
We got the quiz night.

Speaker 5 (15:44):
Okay, pretty bluddy busy. But I have to say this
is this is quite unique for.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You should check in the question would you rush? Yeah,
you should do it?

Speaker 6 (15:52):
Would you rash with your missus? Will get struck by
a lightning? That'll make a great quiz question.

Speaker 7 (15:57):
Then I have to show sorry and to say what
an absolute privilege and honor to have for the big show.

Speaker 2 (16:04):
But yeah, beautiful, Yeah, man, it's a privilege and an
honor to be here. What can I ask? How long's
the old Parrot Dog been going with? Just before we
do that?

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Actually, Keezy just said to me, you got the name
from the fact that your dog et a parrot?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
Is that true? I didn't say that.

Speaker 5 (16:23):
What you talk, you've better nail on it. You've obviously
done your research, Teezy. We'll come into it. I didn't
say that I have no idea what parrot?

Speaker 2 (16:30):
And here we are, right, and that was.

Speaker 7 (16:32):
That took place about twenty eleven, so we've been.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Up to that.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Is that actually what happened? Because I don't know where
he got that from. That's not the original story is
way later than that last, right, We got to keep
that one.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's weird. So you started off twenty and eleven.

Speaker 4 (16:45):
And it seems to me, you know, because it's beer
Vanna and stuff and breweries are popping up here, you've
got to have a bit of passion for it, don't
you what?

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Fairly passionate?

Speaker 6 (16:53):
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Whatddy and you and I
used to work together and film I think it was
might have been Hobbit, which is everybody's favorite Lord of
the Rings movie, and we went it was years ago.
And then, if I remember you pretty much, you found
the golden ticket because you had a couple of mates
that started the brewery out of their garage.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Is it something along those lines?

Speaker 6 (17:12):
And you just jumped on the coattails and now here
you are absolutely quit on a ticket.

Speaker 7 (17:16):
No, I've just been absolutely hands on the plate, a
little bit like in the Hobbit work. But no, we
exactly that the Hobbit right up. A lot of inspiration
working with you, you know, just you've got to go.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
And then yep, the.

Speaker 7 (17:30):
Lads were just getting into building the brewery and I
we didn't hung around waiting for the pickups, you know,
the next movie to come along. And here we are
thirteen fourteen years later.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Yes, is it true that it was out of a
garage initially? And how did you end up here? Because
this is a bloody great premise as you've been here
for a while. But I vaguely remember that it happened
in stages.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Yeah, no, browing in the bath R Street the two
original lads were home brewing, and then that moved us.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
So you were brewing bear in a bar on a
spelth and pubic hair floating around and stuff.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
Were you part oh mate?

Speaker 7 (18:02):
But it takes so good so yeah yes, but yeah,
some big parties.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
In the early days.

Speaker 7 (18:07):
And then that moved over to Vivian Street where we
took it to the first Bury commercial there and then
we've been out here since two about the seventeen.

Speaker 6 (18:13):
Yeah, she's a bloody huge establishment. And from what I understand,
you're going to be back out at Beavana, which I
think kicks off tomorrow if my memory sues me.

Speaker 7 (18:24):
Not a hell of the show lined up, actually a
bit of a light show featuring all of our them
to release artworks, plenty of yours on on on the
pouring units and yeah, we're just going to have.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
A great display of be Yes. That sounds great and
I can't wait to see it. Get a whatdy keazy
here and hope? Well great?

Speaker 2 (18:42):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (18:43):
What are on the shoes?

Speaker 9 (18:44):
I have to I can't not mention them?

Speaker 5 (18:46):
Thanks, mate, They're not that biggo They're fine, They're enormous.
But what was it like working with Mogi back in
the day. Man was he like, was he leaving his
keys behind and losing his wallet and stuff?

Speaker 7 (18:59):
Funny mentioned key because I mentioned I just remember his
has sat out for sades beds.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, what year was that?

Speaker 5 (19:05):
Maybe early early norm.

Speaker 7 (19:09):
He thought he was Peter Jackson driving into the studio
every day.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
Yeah, really, absolutely, that's true.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
It was a hell of a vehicle for someone who
was a runner to be driving around, which was entry level.
But yeah, when I found out what he is, you
can afford to buy in Mercedes, you can't afford to
own one, and so I had to get rid of
it because it was costing halfway.

Speaker 7 (19:26):
But you would have been breaking it in on the
hobbit mate.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Oh yeah, totally. I didn't even get an audition for that,
which is weird. Strange, which is weird when you think
about it.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
What he given my size, they could have saved on
making here.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
They wouldn't have had to do any sort of sort
of special effects or anything. I don't. It just wandered
in there and.

Speaker 4 (19:45):
Here you are though here, I am here, I am
in the top radio DJ earning teams of dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
How many beers do you make here? How many? How
many beers are you running.

Speaker 7 (19:55):
We're running about a dozen beers a vivanna itself, but
here we've got eighteen.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
So we're lots of beers at all times.

Speaker 7 (20:03):
Yes, there like a philosophy, lots of heat as long
as it tastes good quality beers. Okay, the beers that
we're enjoyed drinking, not random, you know, like obscure ingredients. Beers,
just nice, sit down look at this place. You know,
it's just come on the beats here just to enjoy
the hospitality, and.

Speaker 4 (20:23):
You'll be sot tooth going into spring and Samurai. Imagine
the numbers pick up a bit too, with the with
the good weather.

Speaker 5 (20:28):
Numbers strip pick up, mate, this could be the peak
of the year though.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
Yeah, who knows. We've got to get to some chunes now.
But bloody good of you to put twenty thousand dollars
on the bar. What oh wow, wow, mate, you.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
All those saving back straight on the bar. Thanks for
joining us, and make sure you check our parent Dog
down at Beer Vanner tomorrow and also on Saturday. Tickets
still available for some of the sessions Beavana dot Co,
dott In Zigs. What's this song? Jason?

Speaker 9 (21:00):
What?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Jason? It's Jet.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
You're on hod all right, yeah good The Hodarchy Big
Show week days from four on Radio Hodarky.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Indeed, Jet there on the Radio Hodarchy Big Show this
Thursday afternoon live from parent Jog and beautiful ly All
Bay now plenty coming up after five o'clock because we're
on the road, we're going to have a special Thursday
Throbber Fowlers, that's right.

Speaker 5 (21:25):
The way we do this at live shows now is
we each play a snippet of a song, just like
the regular throbber. However, the locals here in Wellington have
to vote for which one they want to hear. That
involves making a bit of noise, and the idea is
you've come to a strange town. You've got to impress
the locals with your musical taste. Yes, so I can't.
And there's also punishment whenever we do this on the road.

(21:46):
So we've got a giant shot which is two thirds
Tabasco sauce and a little bit of water there just
to sort of help it because it was quite chunky.
So the loser will have to do the shot at
Tabasco sauce and Jason's got a funny tummy soybe, don't vote.
Don't vote for him because we don't want him to lose.
I'm into it, man, I'm into it. Oh you want

(22:06):
to lose hopefully too.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
We'll have a little chat to that league legend, Charlie
Gabba after five o'clock.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
I'm looking forward to meeting him in the flesh fellas.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
Yep, so am I and I do just want to say,
there's a hell of a room down the front here,
So if you're at the back of Parrot Dog here
there is room here to bring your chears down pushing
Jason Wakes's personal space to be interrupted as we all do.
We really want to cram this up, get the vibe going,
so don't be shy, come on and fill this space.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Beautiful the Whole Aching Big Show with Jason, Mike and
Kezy tune in week days at four on Radio Hodarchy.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
It's the Whole Lucky Big Show. Who's God Forever? Oh Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Live from Parents Dog and beautiful ly Albey this beautiful
Thursday afternoon. I'm really stoked, Mogi that you've got all
the people to press up nice and close and to
crash the Big Show and their little space there.

Speaker 6 (23:08):
It's nice for you to be able to feel the
weight of the expectation, or when's he going to say
something funny?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
Yeah, now, listen, I think do we all know what
the thrubber is? What we do on a live show is.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
That, well, you do a throubber, but the live audience
decide when it just by noise.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Now Keys is going to explain it properly.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
I was sitting there the whole time, going, man, this
is a kind of half last way of explaining it.

Speaker 2 (23:35):
Nah.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
So basically the idea is you've walked into Wellington, you've
never been here before. You've got to impress the paradog
locals by picking an absolute belter of a tune, and
you guys vote by making a whole heap of noise.
We've got the order pre sets, and we've also got
a punishment. Whoever loses the thrubber. We'll have to do
that shot, which is two thirds Kai tire fire, which
is a delicious hot sauce, one third water, just.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
To take the edge off.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Yeah all right, So howdy j mate, do you wanna
do you want to kick us off with your we throbber?

Speaker 6 (24:05):
Here?

Speaker 8 (24:05):
What have you got?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
I've got a new Zealand classic fellows say, give me
a bit of support far enough, Okay, it's not a
bit of a stack.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
That's not the part I would have you picked that
part of that. So I'm gonna you know, I didn't look.

Speaker 5 (24:28):
Look, that's just a classic Hordy j throber. I don't
know what to tell you, all right, this is my choice.
By the way, bombs.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
This is not good for me.

Speaker 5 (24:44):
No, this happened last time, all right, So bomb funking
that's what I've gone for. Bomb funk They're a new bed.
It's too out and.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
For me personally, obviously, it's been a bit of a
said last couple of months with a passing of DJ
MoU Chris Fayum.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
So that's why I have gone with Fat Fruity's Drops,
Sleas and Arrows.

Speaker 8 (25:15):
All right.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
So that's just the precursor. You know what the songs are.
Now I have a think about it. We're gonna go
to another tune. We're gonna go to another tune and
then what do you Jay will do it? Sho I mean?
And then we'll figure out who has won and who's last.
The Thursday Throbber, he's the.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
Black the Hiarchy, Big show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy tune.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
In on radio. It's the Hole Big show drover. Yeah,
come on, man, your ella. Well we each Tuesday tune.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
The live audience decides which one they love the most
by making the most noise yes, and the loser gets
to scull that delicious glass.

Speaker 8 (26:06):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Kai Tai Fi?

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Yeah, it's a beautiful New Zealand made hot sauce. So
you're supporting local hood. I mean, whoever ye supporting local
which is great. And the idea is you pick a banger.
It impressed the Wellington locals and jas would have What
did you start with, Jason?

Speaker 2 (26:24):
It just Junior is in New Zealand.

Speaker 5 (26:26):
Just get fired.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Come on now a bit of Hello sailor man. Okay,
it's there was a really date part of the song.

Speaker 5 (26:43):
Yeah, yes, it's a date part of the song. I
chose a brand new tune from Bond Funk m Seas.
It's called Freestylers Sweet.

Speaker 4 (26:58):
Mouse.

Speaker 6 (27:04):
Yeah, you're playing the whole song now, So we're at
the end of this. We're going to point to each
person and then we'll do the big cheer. Right for me,
it is Wellington, It's Fat Freddy's drop it swings and arrows.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
Alright, So the Thursday Troubber Live Wellington edition, we'll start,
We'll go this way, and you guys just make noise
for which song you want to win?

Speaker 2 (27:38):
All right?

Speaker 5 (27:39):
First of all, who votes for Hello sailor Blue Lady?

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Hoidy?

Speaker 5 (27:43):
Jhi?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
That's been to turn around.

Speaker 5 (27:52):
That you were sulking?

Speaker 2 (27:53):
That was good. No, this is a true story.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
I've been getting massive stomach cramps and explosive.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
Diarrhea for the last two days.

Speaker 4 (28:01):
So the idea that I'm going to punch that down
is not thrilling me.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
But if I have to, by God, I won you.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
That reminds me. Actually, if anyone wants a photo with
Jason any point?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Who wants to vote for Kezy bonb Funk MC's free Styler?

Speaker 2 (28:31):
Oh god, well jeez, that's been a turn around. That's
a shocker.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
And then of course Mogi, well.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
All right, and then just and then one one final one,
who's voting for Kezy? That that's pretty good. A lot
of people are back there in the dining area.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Who's what already?

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Jane Cazzz Jazy Jazz j.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
With the water, the Hdarchy, Big Show with Jason Hoyt,
Mike Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Had Freddy's dropped there on the radio.

Speaker 4 (29:43):
Hold Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Parrot Dog.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
And Lyle Bay, Wellington. We've just hit the shopper.

Speaker 4 (29:50):
There was a resounding winner was Magie and there was
a resounding loser.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Oh, Kiez, see how you doing? Kesey? All right? Mate?

Speaker 6 (29:59):
Well Keesy to he feared to Kezy And I'm only
speaking for him because he's now currently trying to drink
a glass of ice and I'm not even I'm not
even joking.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
There's no water in it. I overheard him talking to Pegs.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
He said, Pugs, Pugs, could you go up and see
if they save ice cream?

Speaker 2 (30:15):
Here?

Speaker 9 (30:15):
Man?

Speaker 2 (30:18):
Oh, Kezy's hanging out for an ice bin. So I
don't know, Kezy, How is it? Brother? What's going Steve?

Speaker 5 (30:23):
It's really good?

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah? Yeah, your voice is actually sounding better, is it? Yeah? Look,
I so you've had a couple of buckey bombs, but
other than that, you look great. Back what it is?

Speaker 5 (30:35):
And me and I had this when he did the
show with us down in christ Hich. He did the
same thing, and you do the shot and you're like, oh,
that's all g and you far off the fat Freddies
and the Wellings and locals are loving this, and then
all of a sudden, it's like in your stomach, it's
like molten lava down there. Yes, and the back of
my throat and the like the top of my mouth
really really hot.

Speaker 2 (30:55):
You wouldn't believe it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (30:57):
And so I asked for if they had like an
ice cream Sunday, and they brought out a pint of
ice cube.

Speaker 4 (31:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (31:05):
So I'm just gonna yeah, but I thought of a
rule for next time.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
Yes, a rule, new bit of edmind.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Next time we do it would play the songs we
won't say whose song is Who's right?

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, because I.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Think it's like an anti keesy conspiracy.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
You know, I'm happy to I'm happy to do it easily.
The second favorite out of all of those songs was
Blue Lady. Yeah. People, they too bomb funking. He's compared
to Blue Lady.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:37):
Well, you know what happened initially, because initially it was
a bit of a muted respond It was.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
I was stunned they hadn't heard it for decos exactly.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
And and I think the emotional impact silenced the crowd,
and then they had time to think about it went
oh god, I love this song so much.

Speaker 5 (31:56):
They just want to see me drink hot stores.

Speaker 4 (31:58):
Just a reminder too, of the are in the corner,
please contribute to the tip jar.

Speaker 2 (32:04):
How are we looking, felons?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
A pair of socks, I've got a packet of cheeseballs
about a key to a Toyota cal dina, A handful
of durry, Yeah, a handful of dus.

Speaker 2 (32:15):
That's good stuff. What's on a hot wheels car?

Speaker 5 (32:20):
New and packet?

Speaker 2 (32:21):
What's on that nipkin?

Speaker 8 (32:22):
There?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Someone give us your phone number.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
That's just like a thing.

Speaker 2 (32:33):
Us a.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
Incidentally, by the way, if you need a Connie, you
know who you are, SKay.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
Old pats On here, he's the backbone of the show.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
But if you're if you're running short of Connie's, old
Connie Patson.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
Will sort you out of a Patson.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Get on you, your messic backbone, Get on you your
messy clack phone.

Speaker 2 (32:56):
Hey, hopefully soon we'll be talking to Charlie.

Speaker 8 (32:59):
Is he here?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
I've even seen him? You point them out if you
see him? Yeah, good stuff. In the meantime, let's go
to another.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Dune Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and.

Speaker 4 (33:08):
Kisey the Radio ho Dokey Big Show and it's going
off a Parrot Dog and Lyle Bay she's filling up.
I just want to say, read the tip jar over there.
Please don't be putting darries in there. Don't be doing that, okay,
because I'm I'm right on the edge at the moment
and I'm quite happy doing them vaping.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
And if I see a whole plethora of siggi's in there,
it might just break me. Forelous, I don't see where
you should ruin my night. Then yeah, no, that's true
for you. Thanks fill it with Darries.

Speaker 5 (33:40):
We are running a tip jar, by the way, because
that seems to be a thing that's creeping into New Zealand.
We've got a whole list which will go through shortly.
Am I right in saying Pugs that we had some
actual money going there?

Speaker 8 (33:50):
Is that right?

Speaker 9 (33:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Very much?

Speaker 5 (33:54):
Two bucks and one American dollars, So we've had our
first cash going to the buck out good ship. It's huge.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Our very is range. I have the one dollar bill
from America is rolled out. Yeah, yeah, I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
To deal with that is that is kind of a
bit dog Just what a weird way to store your money. Yeah,
well that's my fifty back to New Zealand, isn't it?
One one American?

Speaker 2 (34:13):
One dollar? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (34:15):
Actually, can I have that dollar? Hey, fella's interesting situation
I'm facing on Saturday, and Mogie, this is about you
as well.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
It's not.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
Actually I'm going to a baby shower. I'm going to
a baby shower. Yeah, and it's my first ever baby shower. Yeah,
And I was trying to figure out why it's my
first every one because a lot of my friends have
had babies. But it's because traditionally, I think the females
go to the baby shower. Yeah, that's a thing, and
that's what chock it up now, it's just kill So
I've been invited. It's at like one pm on a Saturday,

(34:48):
three hours and I just don't know what to sort
of like, what do you do with a baby?

Speaker 2 (34:52):
What do I do with a baby shower? I'm thinking
a six pack of beers?

Speaker 5 (34:56):
Oh yeah, at least not no, no, what I don't
respond totally, but I'm not it's not a you know,
a pissa. So I'm just I was like a six pack.
The Wars are playing later on, so I have my
wires jersey on as well. But I was like, that's
a kind of like here for a mellow afternoon.

Speaker 6 (35:12):
Well what is a baby shower? So you go around
there and everybody gives presents. I'm assuming to the mother
to be the mother. She opens them in front of
everybody that's given her the gifts, and everybody sits around going.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Is that what it is? I think? So, so you're
going to have to practice your can I just tell you, fellers,
and I've never been to you.

Speaker 4 (35:32):
You go and then rub her belly a lot, because
what I found with pregnant woman did you want me
to do it? Is that they love people constantly coming
up to them and rubbing their belly.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Oh really.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
But one of the weirdest gigs I ever did was
when I did a baby shower when I was stripping,
you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, that was full on, man,
because Aaron to the Wines old Hody Jay just popped
out there and and my job person stuff.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
It was. It was crazy stuff. Are you were dancing
to Blue Lady Man? Weirly enough, it was so weird
A little bit of down.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
What was the baby's name?

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Well, I hadn't been born yet, they hadn't named.

Speaker 5 (36:16):
Surely this is the baby has now been named.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Well, I don't know. It was just a stripper being
high and you know what I mean, it was just
a gun.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
For Jesus man, I was man handled that day too, man, geez,
if I could just bring it back to me, yes, Uh,
what I was after was advice and what I'm supposed
to do it.

Speaker 6 (36:36):
Well, I think you should turn down the invitation, yes,
because I think there's very few places where a woman
can go to be happy about motherhood on their own
with other women.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
And I think you stepping in on.

Speaker 6 (36:49):
Excuse me, stepping in on the safe place, which is
what you're doing, will undermine and ruin a very special
time in any mother's wife. And I think you've got
to god and cheek keasy even pushing your way into
such an event.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
And it's shameful behavior. Ah yeah, I mean I mean,
do you want to go?

Speaker 5 (37:10):
Man?

Speaker 8 (37:11):
No?

Speaker 5 (37:11):
I mean yes, because they're very close friends of mine.
But I don't want to push my way into a
baby shower if I'm not welcome. I just thought I
was welcome, because they said it to us, like, hey,
we'd love for you both to come to the baby shower.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Right yeah, yeah, but I'm apart from my stripping, I've
never been to a baby shower, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Because back in my day, in my route and days,
if I could put it like that, you know, it
was it was woman only moke, Yes it was, and
there was no there was no.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Thought of a man being there, right, you filthying the
place out, but there's still someone hired you as a
strip up.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
That occasion there.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Sure you dressed as well as I say.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
It's a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
I had my leathers jobs, but nothing underneath, right okay,
and a cowboy hat and a little bandanna is here?

Speaker 2 (38:00):
Oh when you see the prisons?

Speaker 5 (38:02):
Yeah okay, so they've opened a prison. Yeah it's a
little like Onesie.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Yeah, little Onesie. That's really good, man? Is that good?
They're going to be so happy to have you there.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Okay, cool, I'm excited now sell.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
The Whodarchy Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy Tune.

Speaker 4 (38:20):
In I'm wearing a Lincoln Park heer on the Radio
hod Archy Big Show this Tuesday afternoon live from Parrot
Dog and Lyle Bay.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
That's right, we're down here in Wellington for beer. Varner
Parrot Dog are going to be there as well. If
you are interested in beers and food and siders and
cocktails and all sorts of things. There are still some
tickets available for some of the sisions at Bavanner down
here in Wellington. Here to Beavanner dot co dot in
zid to grab your tickets. They are selling out fast.
We've actually got a few to give away tonight, which
is bloody exciting.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Yeah, that's really exciting.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
Yeah, so you'd like to win some and get a
backbone shit, come down to Parrot Dog, Lyle Bay, Wellington.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
How good? Really good? Last break there.

Speaker 6 (39:01):
Old Keesy here was regarding us with the young He's
going to attend a baby shower first time, which is
a bit of a shock because generally it's been reserved
for females will attend the baby show.

Speaker 2 (39:12):
There's no there's no equivalent for males.

Speaker 6 (39:14):
I don't know why that is, but you're saying, Keezy
that your mates have decided to make it mixed and
men and women have been invited to come along.

Speaker 5 (39:21):
Yeah, and traditionally one other time I think we did
a thing called wedding the baby's head, which is where
you and the fellers just get steamed.

Speaker 2 (39:29):
That's yeah, that's that's right.

Speaker 6 (39:30):
So while your your partner is still in the hospital
or recovering from the birth, you go out and get
maggeted for about a week.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
Wait, I don't know that was that's traditional. That's tradition,
and you can't mess with tradition, keezy. So you've got
all that in front of them and you give out cigars. Yeah,
that's right, wow steamed? Yeah exactly.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
It used to be that across from Wellington Hospital down
here there was a bar and when the wives would
go in and they would give birth, they were literally
not allowed to be in the birthing suite and all
the far as we go over to the pub across
the road, and then eventually the phone would ring. The
hospital head calls them up and says, your wife is
given birth.

Speaker 2 (40:06):
You can come on over. You've got a son or
a daughter or whatever it might be.

Speaker 6 (40:09):
And he is, you know, he's absolutely hammered because she's
been in labor for twenty four hours and he's been
at a bar for twenty hours.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Ago. Was this ah.

Speaker 8 (40:17):
For me?

Speaker 2 (40:18):
About six years ago.

Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:20):
I actually I was in the birthing suite with my wife,
but she was making so much noise I had to
get out of there, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (40:29):
I mean, look, I know that birthing is hard, but
you know, I was a bit over the top. Yeah.
So I went across to the barley and had a
few beersy sir, just to settle my nerves. Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
But one of the things you were doing there, kizy,
when they unveiled like the onesie for example, Yeah, yeah,
presents for the baby. I was a little bit concerned
about your Ah, you know what I mean, because.

Speaker 2 (41:00):
It's going to come across as sincere sincere.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
All right, so you've just opened a little toddler romper
or something.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Yeah, and I'm ah, no, that's what you're taking the perce. Yeah,
that's like you're massively taking the pass. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
I don't want to take the person.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
It sounds like you're mocking. Yeah. Yeah, still not good.
You see what you're that little lovely Yeah yeah, little
should I go down like oh no, no, no, that
doesn't work. Probably more app it's app you know, it's
like yeah, yeah, sort of like that.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
But just sort of level there, okay, sort of like
oh yeah, yeah, I would go I would I would
go more.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Right, So sort of like because that you know, it's
good because birth and birthing is a very primal thing.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
But we're not at the.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Birth yeah I know, but we're yeah, we're opening in prisons.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Baby sit so yeah, you know, and they they pull
up you remember we used to have a little backbone onesies.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Yeah, yeah, And I remember the first time I saw those,
I was like, oh, you know what I mean? And
that was just a naturally and the wise I understand
that on a primal level.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Okay, so we're at the baby shower. They've opened it.
It's a backbone onesie. Yes, I sort of just like, yeah,
that's can you do it again? Give it another try,

(42:42):
give it another whirl.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
You can't laugh, man, I'm gonna click, not a tend
We're not going to take this seriously.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
Man, I'm not gonna bother Keysy pay backbones.

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Here's a bit of rage better.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
The whole Key Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
And Kissing Nirvana there on the Radio Hodarky Big Show
This thusday, evening live from Parrot Dog and Lyle Bay.
If you're in the area and you're not here, squeeze
yourself in because it's going off now, coming up after
six o'clock.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
As always on a Thursday, What's on the Dinner with me?

Speaker 4 (43:20):
Keysy how would just massively, massively popular. Kezy was a
bit iffy about doing it today, but I said, no, Sari, Bob,
we're firing it off, mate.

Speaker 6 (43:31):
And as soon as you mentioned it, the whole place
went off. Yeah, we're often at the prospect.

Speaker 5 (43:37):
I just I just think we've come all this way.
We're doing a live show at a pub. It's going off,
raiging against the machines play. I don't think we just
stopped down while I read out who what's having for dinner?

Speaker 8 (43:46):
Around you?

Speaker 5 (43:46):
I just feel like it's boring.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
People love it. It's they do man. It's rock and
roll GI yeah, man.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
And that includes the people that are here and of
course the people across this great nation of ours.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
On three four eight three.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
That's right, text, that's what you're having for dinner. Every
single text in the draw for a fifty dollars reburger voucher.

Speaker 2 (44:04):
Beautiful.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
The whole aiking Big Show with Jason, Mike and Kezy.
Tune in week days and four on radio Darkey.

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Yeah, welcome back him as a backbone.

Speaker 4 (44:14):
So hope you're our Thursday evenings going along tickety boo.
This is a big show live from Parrot Dog and
Lyle Bay. By the way, the Big Show brought to
you by Reburgers.

Speaker 5 (44:26):
Yeah, how's that? How good and share for a burger joint?
I like that serving serving good sorry Jason, serving good
times and good food dining or take away at Reburger today.

Speaker 4 (44:37):
Good stuff, man, beautiful you got Reburger down here in Wellie. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
Boy, Now you're talking fellas before we get into the
rest of the show. I just want to read a
message that we got and get your views on it,
and it says hate fellers.

Speaker 4 (44:55):
Would I be the asshole if I came to Parrot
Jog for a backbone ship then gaped it the Misso's
brother wants one?

Speaker 2 (45:04):
And I listened to Flavor, I reckon, that's a man.
I'm sorry, that is that dude here? Yeah? I want
to see him?

Speaker 8 (45:15):
Yeah? Is it really.

Speaker 5 (45:20):
Flavor?

Speaker 4 (45:22):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:22):
Sorry, I'm judging he was hurting.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
For the audience, My man, do we have the racism
we don't we are we don't.

Speaker 5 (45:36):
Yea, we do have the racism alarm. Excellent, Hey, huge
segment coming up. What's on the what is it?

Speaker 2 (45:43):
What's on the dinner with me? Kezy?

Speaker 8 (45:45):
What do you mean?

Speaker 9 (45:45):
What is it?

Speaker 2 (45:46):
We do it every week, Kesy?

Speaker 5 (45:48):
Come on man, it just doesn't make sense chrammatically, What's
on the dinner with me? Keyzy? Coming up next to
text through on three four eight three what you are
having for dinner? Every single text in the drawer for
a fifty old Reburg about you. We're going to start
this out an absolute rager of a tune and this
one goes out to everyone at Lyle Bay Parrot Dog
in Wellington. All right, get stuck in Still an hour

(46:08):
left of the show too, so so.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
Come on by. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Definitely the Darkey Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue
and Keasey us.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
In the Red.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
It's Chili Peppers here on the radio, Hot Aquy Big
Show this sunesday evening. It's getting a bit dark here
in Lyle Bay at the Beautiful Parrot Dog.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
It's going off, but right now it's time for He's
a textare from Steve wants on the dinner with me. Here,
come on now, now you're chalk and now.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
We're far and can you just relax please, jaysus.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
This is so good.

Speaker 5 (46:53):
Yeah, it's great. It's me reading texts about what people
are eating for dinner, and for some reason everyone loves that.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Yeah, it's just shake, but do they really are to?

Speaker 5 (47:03):
Okay, all right, we'll try this on for size there, fellers.
This comes in from Tony.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
Oh my god, Tony Greg.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
He is a cricket commentator.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
Oh wow, that's exciting. Tony soprano. Oh Gooday, guys, got
the prawns on the barbie, but they won't last. Steak
coming up, sir lloy.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
No, that's servant if I'm not having that. Yeah, that's rubbish,
especially in the that's time of year. You don't have
a prawn at this time. Prawn is a summer food.
I agree with you totally. That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
Yeah, when do we think about prawns and steak legends?
They hate it.

Speaker 5 (47:46):
We just got a room full of people to cheer
for prawns and stay this.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Radio shower of radio. It's a pair of the segment.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Ah, good, a feller's Daniel here, rad h Daniel Loader?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
What her name was? Daniel?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
You're off your face moogi responsibly homemade fish and prawn
ty curry, smiley face emogency.

Speaker 2 (48:10):
How do you have homemade fish? Come on, no, I'm serious?
How do you have homemade fish?

Speaker 5 (48:17):
Read that out again, man, homemade fish?

Speaker 2 (48:21):
That's not it. That's disgusting. Ye, I hadn't thought about that. Jas.
You're right man, that's almost no such thing. Almost as
shocking as TOEFU pay pugs ah.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
Good a fella's Joel here, Joel Digiton, Joel Tobik.

Speaker 8 (48:37):
Yep, what's fine?

Speaker 5 (48:40):
The seconde good a fellas Joel Tover here having mac
and cheese with a Cagy block of cheese for dinner.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
Yeah no, people are loving it here, Yeah, people are
loving it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (48:53):
Really it's heart warming stuff. That's good year. That's that's
heart warming, easy, easy to cook. You can turn that
around about twenty or thirty. Yeah, totally, it's cheesy good.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I call it comfort food, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (49:03):
Just really comforting night totally brother, Yeah, what about check
this one out, fellas, try this one off for size.
Good A fella's Ted here, who Tid's dancing. Oh nice, yeah, yeah,
got yer cool tied dancing from Blenham.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Wow, he's moved to Blado. Wow.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
He is uh good a fellas having a cheeky smoked
pulled pork and white death. So just smoke pulled pork
on white sandwich.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Bread, right, Jace, you hate pulled pork? Why is that? Well,
it's just such bullshit mate. Yeah, you know what I mean.
It's like it's like a smashed avocado. Yeah, I can
fork my own avocado, thanks very much. You know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
I'm not paying another sixteen dollars because Sam Dickhead put
a fork in my avocado.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
The whole Rocky Big Show was Jason, Mike and Kyzy
tune in on.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Radio then sees here on the radio Hodarchy Big Show
this Susday evening live from.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Paradog and Ale Bay, Wellington. Now people may or may
not be aware that beer Van is starting up tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (50:15):
We're aware of that audience.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
Yeah, with that in mind, we've.

Speaker 4 (50:21):
Got one of the backbones that's behind it all, and
that's Ryan Gooday, Ryan your mad varst Hour's live.

Speaker 8 (50:29):
And I like class pretty good. It's been a long
day at the stadium setting up. I've thought i'd come
out for a quiet fine.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, good idea.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
Man, Well, why wouldn't you You screwed that up.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
It's not quite faces now tell me, man, because it's
been going off. How you're looking this year?

Speaker 8 (50:46):
Yeah? Looking great.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
I mean we're in Paradog, and Paradog haven't done any
festivals for a while and have decided to come out
and come back out into the public.

Speaker 2 (50:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
I saw this stand set up early to day and
looks acredible. I start to have him, and sometimes it's
just about my personal likes and.

Speaker 8 (51:03):
I like to drink parents.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:04):
Good Ryan, Ryan from Beer Varner get a keazy here, man.
Hope you're doing really well.

Speaker 2 (51:10):
I'm doing well, bro, Yeah, yeah, that were good. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:13):
So obviously, if you love beer, right, you set up
a brewery like Parrot Dog. If you like really love beer,
you sit up an event where every brewery like Parrot
Dog comes to sky Stadium.

Speaker 9 (51:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (51:24):
But then the irony is that I don't get to
drink any beer during this event.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
What stop making an event yourself?

Speaker 9 (51:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Not too good to put me on the Yeah, is
that true? You don't even have any beers?

Speaker 9 (51:34):
No, it's about eleven o'clock on Saturday night when I've
kicked everyone out. Yeah, and then I have an hour
where I just do a loop of the stadium and
that's that's Ryan's hour. Yes, so I get to drink
whatever's left over. Everyone gives me me beers if they
had a great time. Yeah, and then I go drink
Genatonics until four of them.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Ah. Yeah. How many breweries have you got this year attending?

Speaker 8 (51:56):
Yeah? I think all up, We've got about sixty three breweries.

Speaker 9 (52:00):
We've got three breweries over from Sunshine Coast, and then
somewhere in the crowd here are our friends from Seoul, Korea.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
Yeah, about two breweries from Seoul. The power.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
It's incredible.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I thought we can't to be talking to those guys today.
Are they pulled out?

Speaker 3 (52:17):
No?

Speaker 9 (52:17):
No, they're over there, Baron, if you want to talk
to one of them, they'll come out.

Speaker 8 (52:21):
Jason's over there, is waving in the corner.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Good.

Speaker 5 (52:24):
Yeah, you're back, mane Ryan from Beer Varner. Is that
a bit of your mission to make this a bit
more of an international situation moving forward?

Speaker 9 (52:31):
It's more like, obviously, you know ninety percent of the
breweries that are Beervanna are from New Zealand. Yeah, and
it's the you know, it's built to be the greatest
celebration of this industry. There's three hundred and seventy beers
for him, seventy of those trophy, gold, silver, bronze medal
winners from the East of the Warks.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
It's the best place to do that.

Speaker 9 (52:52):
But also we kind of have the opportunity through partnerships
to bring some people over and bring beers that you
can't get in New Zealand. Like you can't try these beers.
You have to go to Soeul, Korea to drink those beers,
or you come.

Speaker 5 (53:06):
To be a banner, right, So like for example, Jace
wants to go to South Korea, Yeah, next year, but
he can just flag that go to Beerbarna.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
He's got to ben South fantastic And yeah, that's really
the other.

Speaker 8 (53:21):
Thing that we try to do is not just kind
of bring them over and pull their beer.

Speaker 9 (53:25):
It's kind of to build relationships between those breweries and
our breweries.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
So sol Bury is a great example.

Speaker 9 (53:31):
They were up in Auckland, did a beer with Liberty
Brewing or you got and then flew down to Queenstown
and did a beer with alder Tude and then came
up Towellington did a beer with Duncans And then they're
at the festival this year. So suddenly there's all these
friendships and then you know, people go to Sool and
do a beer with them there.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
How good they Yeah, bringing the people together. Yeah, that's fantastic.
How how are the ticket sales looking this year?

Speaker 6 (53:54):
They?

Speaker 2 (53:54):
I mean they look pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:55):
The day sessions are sold out.

Speaker 9 (53:57):
Yes, there might be a couple of tickets that we've
found down the back of the couch for the gate
sessions tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Yes, night sessions are still plenty of tickets available to
come along.

Speaker 2 (54:06):
Yeah, they're always. It's always we call a party with
a lower case pe. Sure, yeah, okay.

Speaker 8 (54:12):
It's about not being a dick to everyone. It's about
trying lots of beers and being responsible. Of course, it's
also the kind of party with a with.

Speaker 2 (54:19):
A small P. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
Actually, we know what it's like all be party with
a small P.

Speaker 2 (54:26):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (54:26):
Yeah's talking about your downstairs, ja, Yeah, how does he
know about it earlier? How does he know about your
time down?

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Easy? Everyone knows my downstairs is massively right? Yeah? Well,
but Hey, Ryan, all the best man Friday Saturday. If
you haven't got your tickets to get in there because
to be sold beerv dot co.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Will be out there tomorrow, won't we at the days
there and get involved. We're being there a few years
in a row. It's a fantastic event. You do not
want to mess it. It's only once a year.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
Get involved, bloody oath and of course you can't talk
about beers and beer barner without playing a little bit
of bliss afternoon.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
How good the Hurdiarchy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike
Minogue and Kesey.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
Yellows there on the radio hod Achy Big Show Live
from the Pair of Dog and Lyle Bay.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
She's getting she's getting heavy and loosen. It's going to
be a few sick days tomorrow. Hey, but right now
it's time for me sixteen.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
Dot com Incats with the fellas. Sorry my voice has
gone to ship. I don't know why.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
It's all good sounding great keysy, thanks.

Speaker 5 (55:44):
Man, as long as the content's good, exactly.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
In touch with a few hours. You're nice.

Speaker 5 (55:58):
That's a lovely bed there, made by old Pugson Pagson.
Remember it's a real email addressed meetatting sixty nine at
gmail dot com. If you have any advice on anything,
one hundred percent anonymous and if we read it out
on the radio fifty do on Reburg about just straight away?

Speaker 2 (56:11):
How good?

Speaker 5 (56:11):
And by straightaway I mean give it like two weeks,
probably about four, yeah, four weeks. Get a fella's anonymous here,
just like Keesy and Mogi. I have recently been on
an overseas trip, including European countries jays.

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah. Well, someone gave me some euro coins before. I'm
just gonna say, men, you simply must. I simply must
go to Europe.

Speaker 5 (56:34):
Absolutely euro coins. I just call it's called the euro
you were the ero.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Yeah, so just make if you see this is why
I can't go to you. I'm not ready you.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I don't think you are. Listen, fellas, we have been
saving for our trip of a lifetime and it was fantastic.
Since coming back, I have done what everyone else does
when they come back, tell yarn's about the glorious sites
of Europe, walls, et cetera. But I am now on
the horns of a dilemma. Do I brag about it
epic trip and make references that only people that have
been to Europe would know like the feelers, or do

(57:05):
I be modest and boring so they don't get excluded.
I appreciate any advice.

Speaker 8 (57:09):
Cheers.

Speaker 6 (57:09):
That's it's got around the wrong way. He's been boring
by telling them about the trip. Yes, he's saying he's
been modest and boring, but yeah, nobody's interesting.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
Well here's the case in point on that front.

Speaker 4 (57:21):
I mean, you guys won't know this, but I went
to Vietnam at the beginning of the year.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
Did you hear me banging on about it? Did you
hear me?

Speaker 9 (57:29):
No?

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Well, you kind of build your whole personality around it.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (57:34):
I personally think the more he sort of tells other
people about the amazingness of Europe, yeah, because it's kind
of an undercover place that not a lot of people know.
That's you know what I mean, not a lot of
people know that there's this place called Europe. Yeah, where
you can go and there's like heaps of like cobbled
streets and walls and.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
Cheese medrils and geez, have you been researching.

Speaker 6 (57:57):
The other thing that we've got going on is you
guys might know Jason's taken an idea for a television
show to TV and Z and it's where he goes
out to the provinces of New Zealand and he talks
to backbones. So there might be a rodeo happening down
in Gore and Jason will go down there, He'll talk
to the local backbones and then every episode finishes up
with Jason at the local brothel.

Speaker 2 (58:19):
Now that show is called Hoidy Jesus, Oh my god, brothels?
Where is that brothel?

Speaker 6 (58:26):
So you could make this an Internet People love it,
they want to see it. So this could be an
international series that you could do.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
Jas.

Speaker 6 (58:35):
Will you travel all around Europe? Yes, taking your brothel
Rampage international. Can you imagine the viewers you get me?

Speaker 2 (58:43):
Oh man, Yeah, it sounds so good. And I tell
you my wife's really into it too.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
But you know, as I said, I had a meeting
with TV and said yesterday the sort of elevator pitch
where I got him with one of the execs and
the elevator who said, you have got to the top floor.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
I said, it's like Heartland Field.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
All the feel goods are ending with three or four
minutes of absolute Hordy Jeers film.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Yeah, that's right. What was the executive wearing?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Um?

Speaker 5 (59:15):
Do you want me to jump in here?

Speaker 4 (59:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Could you a warrior's jez come on houghdy j bye man.

Speaker 8 (59:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
God, I was there too, by the way, that's how
I know.

Speaker 6 (59:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (59:27):
So hopefully that advice helped.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah, I'm sure it did.

Speaker 5 (59:30):
I can't remember what.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
I can't remember the question.

Speaker 5 (59:32):
But you've got yourself fifty lott Reburg about you. And
if you ever need advice, meet patting at sixty nine
at gmail dot com.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
The Hurdichy Big Show with Jason Hoyt, Mike Minogue and
Kisey Oh.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
Indeed geh there to finish us off this magnificent Thursday
night at Parrot Dog in lile By, Wellington. And uh,
what an absolute pleasure feel because we've been down to.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Wellington many many times.

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
Unfortunately when we've been doing our shows, it's been in
the break between sessions at ben Fans right, So we've
massively appreciated our Parrot Dog hosting us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
And seeing all you backbones turn out without.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Yeah baby, and let me just say, really heartfelt here
they're without you backbones. The Big Show, Well it would
still be amazing, but there just be less people listening
so so much really appreciate it feels.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
Before we wrap up there, fellas, we started a new
initiative for our live show is the Big Show Tip Jar.
It's the bucket at the front of the stand here
if you're here in person, and I'm going to go
through the tips that we've received so far because I'm
anti tipping culture, but seeing what they have given us
has changed my mind. Here's what we've got so far about. Yeah,

(01:00:53):
someone's forklift license begs, a spare key to a Toyota
Caldina somewhere and upper heart. A Massage loyalty card with
four out of six stamps to get ten dollars off,
a Levi's T shirt, a handful of Ciggy's, a Hot
Wheels range rover is still unpacket, one condom, some socks,
a KFC VIP card, a Fast Fairy card, a sticking

(01:01:17):
plaster French Public Transports wipe card, a tampon minus two durries.
It's from Dilly hands off mate.

Speaker 4 (01:01:25):
Yeah, filthy, it's not for youth, habit stop that shit.

Speaker 5 (01:01:30):
A Buddings trade card, Wooly socks, a sticker with Hugh
grant on it a wooden spatchelor and a wooden door stop.

Speaker 9 (01:01:37):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Yeah boy, we're rich. We are rich, and we're gonna
put all of that shit on the bar tonight.

Speaker 4 (01:01:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:45):
Good stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
In all seriousness, Wellington, we do love you. You're one
of the backbones of Wellington. Have made a huge difference
to our show. We do very well down and Wellie
because we love Wellington, don't we feel we do.

Speaker 2 (01:02:06):
You guys get it. You get it, man, you get it.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Yeah, thank you so much, Wellington. We'll be back again
next year for being Varner. Hopefully before then as well,
make some noise because you guys have been fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
Peazy Piezy Peezyez.