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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For all you made bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
get up even Closer on.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Instagram, YouTube and ticked off for raw targets for to
sit and every weekday on radio. Yeah you know what
I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Then, Yeah, I do MOKEI oh brother, so what did
you what did you go with it? The sushi shop there,
I didn't see what you bought?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Cut I go. And then there's some other ship on
a step which I like, Yes, I don't know what
it is. It was a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
You just shove it in your garb, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
I'm that kind of guy. Just get it in me.
Why did Keezy just say igine he's getting a glass
of water?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Right?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Okay, I guess. But we're pressed for time, right, so
thought these guys can get it started. They'll get about
a minute done. I'll be back, I'll have my glass
of water. Nobody will make a big deal about it,
and we can just sort of get on with it.
Anybody will be none the wiser.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yeah, And basically my thought wasn't If they can't do that,
it shows that I'm kind of the the the.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Glue, the gluez.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
You love the word jez.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It for three weeks, fellas, it will be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's a versatile word, isn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Jeez, it's there's something.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Have you warmed to it?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Well, i'll tell you what. It feels good in the mouth,
doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Absolutely it does.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
There's something about jizz that's just really pleasing to say.
You know, some words just like saying and.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Jeez, it's the down into the app Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
It's something really satisfying. You're a Greek easy, No, not really.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
I liked jizz. I think it was the naming of
your cat. And then you're obviously your name is Hoidy
jez Wait.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah, I don't know how that even really Well, no,
apparently it's Horty jez Bot.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Janus. That's right. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think now I've just been over it so too much, jizz.
I think that's what's happened to me. I don't know why,
because you used to love I love jazz.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To me, it's it's just become another word now it's
got no like. It doesn't mean it's been overtones, yeah,
but for listeners it probably does, which is fair enough. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
Well, and I'm not being silly here. I love jazz too.
This it doesn't bother me. But like you guys, well,
actually not like you guys.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I like the.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Disgusting element you do. Yeah, yeah, but we have taken
some of the sting out. You know what I mean
by its constant repetition.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Well, when you can't got name, I thought, Jesus, we're
pushing it here and now it's just cheers all over
the joint. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Well, I mean my wife and daughter weren't happy about
all the jazz chat.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
But that's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Yeah, yeah, it is a speaking of which, my wife's
in a of a mood with your wife.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Kizy, why because she didn't send through the salmon thing.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Yeah, she was in tears last night. I said, hey, babe,
just hold on, hold off on the meal. Are you
gonna cook it?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Last night?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
And keyes's in touch maybe and tell you how she
does the salmon in the aar fry.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Jace, here's something you need to understand, right, every time
my wife suggests anything or does anything, you slam it
in some way. So when I go home, and you too,
So when I go home and say, hey, drigger me
into it, genuinely say hey, babe.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
At no point would I ever ask for a recipe
of your wife.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
See, and so the fact that she doesn't get more
upset about the stuff we chat about as like a miracle.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
It's good, but she's tough in a up.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
The moment we get to, hey, can you missage Jace's
wife that recipe for how you do something, she instantly
fall anxiety. She has to go direct to your wife
and you're going to have it for dinner that night,
and then you're gonna bag it on the radio. There's
no way she's gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Well, we had it put down for two breaks today.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
And now we're gonna have to like get a gift
and or something to fill it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, so there's no way.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
And I even see it. I even said, Jason's really
keen on your ear fry salmon recipe, and she's like,
oh really, Like yeah, it's like like actually she's.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Actually when she sees your when Kezy sees your name,
she visibly recoils, flinchers. She's like a dog down at
it's been found in the sack at the bottom of
a river. Right, Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, I didn't know that unless you got to already,
like she already without knowing you, right, if it's just
a word. If it was Isaac or Kate or someone
in the office and I was like, oh, they want
your salmon recipes, she'd be like oh, and instantly she'd
be like, but is it even that good?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And then they're gonna if it's bad, they're going to
think of him bad. You know, that's already what goes
to her head, right, throwing no guys using her as
a really famous No.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
None of that.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
She doesn't gonna fuk about any of that. In fact,
she's not even aware of it, so there's no I
told it to her and she's just oh, okay, yeah,
the whole racky Big Show week days from four on
Radio Hurarchy.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
The Big Show Podcast.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
She could also just say no, no, she can't ah,
because she's just like she doesn't want to be a
bit either.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
We did it in the air fry anyway. It was great, yummy,
that's the thing.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Did you put a little bit of soy sauce, a
little bit of honey?
Speaker 1 (05:11):
No, she my wife went for a sort of garlicy,
lemony battery sauce.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
And because I don't like salmon, but she's like, it
actually cooks it really nicely.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
It it was genuinely good.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
But we did that ourselves. She didn't get any credit
for that because he didn't send us through any recipes.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
But you can now you understand. I was like, the
chances of my wife doing that are pretty slim because
she is like a dog that's been in a sack
at the bottom of the river.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
My understanding is that the air fry makes everything better.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Well, it's it's a remarkably versatile thing. I tell you
the thing about an air frys not only the food
you can chuck in there, but what you check the
food in. You can put pans in there, all sorts
of because we were always don't put that in the
air fry. But it's like anything you can put in
the oven, you can put in.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
The air fry.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Big enough, How big is that?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well? No, but you know what like a little messior
container or whatever?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yeah, right, okay, pug a plastic bag. Oh you put
a pecket of smokes?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Really, mate, you put a packet of smokes in the car.
I was hanging out for a drry today. You just
reminded me you put a packet of smokes in there. Beautiful.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Last weekend was going to be my last weekend. But
I think this weekends my last weekend. This weekend, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Man, my wife's going to be away. Those wife's away,
you get. I don't get steam. I just drank too much. Wait,
what's the difference, Well, I don't get I'm not hammered.
So for example, if I was at the height of
my drunkenness pretty much outside of the raucous nature of
being at say rugby league game or whatever, right, I
(06:47):
could happily have a conversation with your mother. Right. Yeah.
But if I was in my twenties, I wouldn't have
been able to do that. I'd be a complete mess.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
With this discussion on my gaming podcast today, Extremely care
extremely Casual game is podcast, we randomly veered off into
I think I've got this from the Big Show, just
veering off into ship that's not even related, but how
much drinking everyone does? Guy doesn't drink at all because
he's on medication.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
He can't.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Alie doesn't drink, but she does other stuff. Yeah, sure,
And then they were like, how much do you drink?
And I was like, because I mentioned the word heavy drinker.
And then I was like, hang on in your head,
what is a heavy drinking? That was someone that gets
like really drunk, like once or twice a week every week.
And I was like, cool, so I'm a heavy but
(07:37):
I see I get steamed, which is the same thing.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Yeah, you've got you got this other word that you use.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
So are you steamed? As like, I'm not like wasted.
For me, it goes happy, steamed, wasted. I always get
to steamed or happy, usually steamed, and then that's you.
And I use the example if someone came to me
and said, hey, keazy, I need you to drive to
total here to the keys to my car. I think
I could quite easily do it. That's Theliver.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
I get to oh, so you're so drunk you think
you can drive?
Speaker 3 (08:07):
No, no, no, no, I think I genuinely could not that
I do, not that I do.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Chris, Chris, where did that come from? Easy was talking about?
It came from about you actually being steamed and the
manifestation of you steamed, which is very affectionate.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Yeah yeah you.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
How good is this man? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Just outside many Yeah no, I very much enjoy it.
Yeah yeah, which is a good way to be, not.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Like what it used to be. Which is just insanity,
just hammered a liability to yourself and your friends. You know, yes, right, yes,
I do.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Do you reckon if you came across like twenty five
year old MOGGI now on the purse, do you can?
You guys were getting to.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Be the worst person that has ever been at a
big show show.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
Yeah, far out, because there's been some beddies and nott
and likewise and likewise.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Yeah, I would have been a ball ache.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
But that's just regular twenty five year old that you though.
Without the end of the booze, wow, yeah, No.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
The thing is back in the day, I was very
quiet without the booze.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
But everybody was the same. Back in the day. Let
me point that out. I was following the crowd.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Yeah, yeah, well I was a little above the crowd.
I used to think I was part of the crowd,
but I actually wasn't part of the crowd.
Speaker 3 (09:35):
But you're saying, hang on that you're very quiet back
in the day, You're still quiet.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
I am pretty quiet. That gives you the social lubrication, yes,
you know, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
So many people on Thursday were like, oh, it's a j.
Speaker 2 (09:50):
I just tell them, Yeah, I just say he doesn't
like you.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah good.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
He really doesn't make sure.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
I always make sure before I go, I tell people
I don't like them.
Speaker 3 (09:59):
Yeah good, which is good.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
There's nothing worth trying to find someone and not knowing
why they've gone.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
There, you know, So I make a point, Yeah, I go.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
Basically, I say, look, man, Jase doesn't like you, guys,
he doesn't like doing the show. He doesn't want to
be here.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
So he's here when he has to be, and then
as soon as that's over, he's home.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
And then you do a little chilibouch and feel nauseous.
Yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Then I do a hot chili belch and feel nauseous. Yeah,
and then swipe Jason to the Koodoo Lounge and all
of those things.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Yeah good, feel to do it. I'm looking forward to
a good weekend this week. It's Wednesday.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
Alreally, Fellers, I'm fucking targeting Friday night.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Man, I'm going to go Saturday. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I'm gonna have a good productive weekend.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Get on, get on the purse, Jose, Yeah, fuck your life.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
That man, Yeah sounds good.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
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Speaker 1 (11:01):
All right, right, men, stop going on about it.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
Just they need to know